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Author has written 19 stories for Lizzie McGuire, and Harry Potter.

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I'm a big fan of Lizzie McGuire, and 99 % L/G shipper. (that little 1% is because I can take M/G because I'm gonna write one. Because it would be kind of hypocritical if I said I was 100% L/G and went & wrote a M/G)

I also love Harry Potter. D/G FOREVER!!!!!!!!

Couples I love:
Ginny(as Lily)/James
OKAY. ANY Ginny or Hermione/Marauder pairing (excluding Peter)
Miranda/ Gordo (okay, so I love them together! But I love L/G more!

Couples I Loathe:
Okay, any slash...
Melina/Matt (He so deserves better)

Ultimate Dream Couple:


Okay. My name is Ariel, and I'm 14 and I love to write, draw, act, sing, name it, I do it. And I'm darn good at it, too.

Favorite Movies:

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Problem Child, A Christmas Story, The Emperor's New Groove, Cadet Kelly, The Lizzie McGuire Movie ,Never Been Kissed, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Coming to America, Lilo & Stitch and a billion others.

Fav. TV shows:

Number one is Lizzie McGuire! I also like Boy Meets World, SNL, Futurama, The Oblongs, Comedy Central Presents (standup) 30 Minute Meals, Unwrapped, Great Hotels, & E! True Hollywood Story.

My Stories:


Libby McIntire
After A While
After the Party Is Over
Can't Live Another Day
Through the Snow

Currently in Production:


On Hiatus:

The Girl Nobody Noticed
Keep It Secret
Across the Country
Back to the Future
Painting Detention

I'm constantly adding new ones...

Larry: "Boy bands may come and go, but the circulatory system is forever."

"How do you women feel about the word 'fembonics'?"

--Gordo, after saying he was going to make an Girlish-to-English dictionary, but Girlish wasn't PC

“We’re going to have so much fun Miranda. I got it all planned out. Didn’t take that long. First we can visit the Dwarf Lord Guild Museum-“

“Really? There’s a museum?” Gordo interrupted, looking almost anxious.

“Whoa boy.” Lizzie pulled him back.

--From the fanfic "Hedonist" by of my fav quotes from a fanfic; perhaps because I love anything to do with Gordo and Dwarflord.

Gordo (To Lizzie): "I like you better as you. Although that 'mystery woman' thing was kinda... grrrrr!"

Gordo: "Oh, look. He 'hearts' you Mrnda!"

Jo McGuire: "Matt, what are you doing?"
Matt: "Making a potion that will usher in thousands of years of EVIL!"
Jo: "OK, well, don't break anything."

Lizzie: "Ooh, she's such a total hypocrite, which she will never admit."
Gordo: "Well, you can't really admit to being a hypocrite, because, well, then, you're not a hypocrite."
Lizzie: "Gordo, what goes on in your head? Is it just like one continuous game show?"

Gordo: "...That Lanny, he could sell ice to a polar bear."

"Ohhhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-dgeee. Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word. The mother of all swear words. F dash dash dash."

--A Christmas Story

Miranda (about the men's restrooms): "I can't go in there! They have those weird fountain-thingies on the walls!"

Miranda: "What has gotten into her [Lizzie]?"
Gordo: "I don't know, but it's making me all tingly inside!"

Lizzie: "Maybe you're like Peter Pan...doomed to be a boy forever!"

Miranda: "Ooh! Clap if you believe!...Tinkerbell, everyone!"

"Now is a great time to try a cherry slush or zesty south-of-the-border nachos! Cinco de mayo my, they're good!"

--Gordo, announcing at the mini-golf tournament

Lizzie: "Have fun at your Star Flip meeting!"

Tudge: "Star Fleet! Star FLEET!"

Larry (to himself in a mirror): "Really, Kate, you're asking me out, but what made you wake up and smell the Tudge? Was it my charming smile, the fact that I've seen Lord of the Rings twelve times? OK, dollface, you can pick me up at seven. Till then, give me some sugar. (Kisses mirror) Was that good for you?"

Gordo: "I guess Kate does sorta give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nuturing capability."

Miranda: "We get it Gordo! She's stacked!"

Gordo: "Yes. Yes she is."

Gordo (when Carlos tries to greet him with a kiss): "No no, I'm, I'm more of a shake-hands guy."

Gordo: "I'm Gordo the Garbage Man. My wife's a lawyer and I pick up trash."

Gordo: "I guess that's the risk you take when you marry a postal worker."(This is after Larry, the postal worker, pours a bowl of punch over Kate's head)

Mr. Dig: "Ethan Craft spotted a cloud he thought looked like a donkey and ran face-first into a beehive. He shan't be joining us today."

Lizzie (answering phone): "Hello? Hello? No one's there."
Matt: "It must be Lanny."

Kate: "Hey, scram, these chips are mine!"
Melina: "Oh! I would totally want you to get yours!"

Gordo: "Ciao! I am Aldo! Come on and ride on my Vespa! We will eat gelati in the moonlight!"

Lizzie (about her book report): "Make it"
Gordo: "Fun? Lord of the Flies is about shipwrecked children eating each other!"
Lizzie: "Doesn't mean it has to be a drag!"

Favorite Lizzie Episode:

Those Freaky McGuires

Alastar: Maybe I'll call Adam (Lamberg) "Pudding" *echoes...* pudding...pudding...

Wenn Sie glauben. ..we've hat erhalten einen Bild perfekten Plan! Dann haben wir Sie getäuscht haben erhalten. ..cuz den wir nur machen das am besten wir können. Und manchmal machen wir es. ..and manchmal wir brechen es. ..taking es ein Schritt naher jedes und jeden Tag. ...figure es aus auf dem Weg!

Anyone know what that is? Its the Lizzie German! Thank you,

~*Just to let you know, I have quite a fondness for Gail Carson Levine and Instant Jello Chocolate Pudding*~Take the " target="new">What High School
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Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Ginger and Icing by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
The short, short version: Ginny, Draco, lots of icing, a bit of gingerbread, three mischievous house elves, and some atrocious socks. DG, COMPLETE with sequel, preOOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Shotgun Bride by Nokomiss reviews
Draco and Ginny have been seeing each other on the sly for months when something unexpected happens. Now they have to tell their families. Beat downs, an evil grandmother, muscle cars, Scooby boxer shorts and rednecks figure predominately in this AU DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,137 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
What Could Have Been by Em5 reviews
What if Sam had never interrupted at the end of 'Clue-less? LG all the way! RR, yes? :D CHAPTER FIFTEEN & SIXTEEN ADDED: This story is now done! Finito! Authors Note added also, please read it
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,976 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 5/22/2003
Ronnie Returns by Oreo1 reviews
When Lizzie and Gordo hook up, Miranda begins to feel like a third wheel. But that all changes when she meets Ronnie... please r/r ::UPDATED::
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003
Animal Attraction by KarasumaFirestorm reviews
Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo discover the wonders of Animology...
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003
The Assignment by kwarbler reviews
What happens when Mr. Dig's assignment causes his students to look at themselves a little differently?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,360 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003
Those Freaky McGuires And Gordons by KarasumaFirestorm reviews
An accident causes Matt and Gordo to switch bodies, and you can only imagine the chaos that ensues. LG, MM. (complete)
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,648 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Complete
Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Love by Ziegod Lizski reviews
Unlucky in love, George obtains an enchanted diary to help him. It is bewitched with a soul far more annoying than Voldemort's, though: Gilderoy Lockhart's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - George W., Hermione G.
The Sweetness by KarasumaFirestorm reviews
With the eighth grade over, what does the summer hold? LG. (complete)
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,367 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Complete
Still Unexpected by KarasumaFirestorm reviews
Sequel to Unexpected. It's the gang's senior year at Hillridge, and everything can go wrong...
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
The Temptations of a Lawn Gnome by funky pink high top reviews
It is extremely challenging for a married man to give up his passions over a certain inanimate object...*POV added*
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003
I Once Was Loveless by littlegypsy25 reviews
A story of the greatest romance, that was never told enough. G/L ~*Movie Spoilers*~ FINISHED~
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003
Is It Okay If I Call You Mine? by redhedqt reviews
LM/Boy Meets World crossover fic. Let's just PRETEND they were all 14 at the same time! =) Cory, Shaun, and Topanga are all exchange students to Hillridge Junior High...
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003
Absolutely Perfect by Satokasu Suki reviews
Takes place after theLizzie McGuire movie. Gordo thinks about his feelings for Lizzie, and shares these feelings with her.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2003
Miranda's Time by Kris721 reviews
Miranda takes Kate's criticism to heart (even though she shouldn't!) What will Miranda do?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,776 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003
Unexpected by KarasumaFirestorm reviews
Summer's over, and freshman year at Hillridge is starting for our trio...and that's when things start spiraling out of control. (complete)
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Complete
A Very Good Excuse by Mutant Horse reviews
Dear Professor Snape; Draco Malfoy could not complete his essay because his evil girlfriend lured him to bed. P.S: Was absolutely smashed at time of this letter. G/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Popularity by novelist reviews
Kate Sanders thinks about the sacrafice of friendship for popularity.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Ellipsis Black reviews
For Draco it starts out as just another revenge plot. He focuses his energy on Ginny Weasley because she's weak and meek. Then he manages to get her angry causing a whole new side of her personality to be revealed. D/G. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Deep in the Subconscious of a Prankster by Sneezy Mouse reviews
* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,374 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
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My Name Is Oliver Wood, and I Love Quidditch reviews
In day care, a six year old Oliver Wood is punished by being made to write. And what else would Oliver write about but Quidditch? *Just a short little spur of the moment thing I wrote*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2003
Awakening reviews
Tom Riddle never went away. Ginny could always hear his voice, day and night...speaking to her. She decides finally that something must be done. She must have her Tom back, even if it means hurting the people she loves most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Such Cruel Irony reviews
Dudley has a GIRLFRIEND? But who would want to date him? The girl would have to be OUT OF HER MIND!!! Well, the Dursleys don't seem to like her very much, and Harry's laughing his head off...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2003
Voldemort and Friends reviews
Life isn't easy when you're Voldemort. Especially when your family is psychotic, your best friend Albus is SO much cooler than you, a freaky "girl" named Rose is throwing herself at you when you really like Minerva...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Under the Influence reviews
Ginny decides to drown her sorrows in alcohol on Valentine's Day, and Draco decides to join her. Cute, pointless fluff follows. *D/G One shot* Adorable drunkeness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Thick Sheet of Glass Called Reality reviews
She was on side of the TV. He was on the other. Every rule of physics and reality and sanity were against their relationship. But she was determined, determined to make it work. *A Funky Pink High Top/Larry Story*
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/28/2003
Ginger reviews
*D/G* One second she's singing into a hairbrush and the next she's the biggest singing sensation in the wizrding world. And on top of it she's falling for Draco Malfoy. But can love survive the corrupt world of the Industry? And is her career what it appe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
L'Ange Sombre de la nuit reviews
Ginny has become a vampire, night's dark angel. Draco has discovered her secret,and becomes one, too. But what happens when their secret is uncovered and some very drastic measures take place to ensure the safety of others?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
What A Change! New Endings to Our Favorite Moments reviews
Alternate ending to our favorite moments. First chapter: new ending for "First Kiss" 2nd chapter will be "My Fair Larry"
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2003
After the Party Is Over reviews
This place takes AFTER My Fair Larry (oh, that was such a good episode!) Its M/L, and its when they're the only ones left at the party.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2003
Libby McIntire reviews
Lizzie and her friends become obsessed with a show that mirrors their lives, and they don't even know it. Many, many interesting things follow.**Complete! There IS a sequel! Its called Leigh's Company!**
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Complete
Sixth reviews
Sixth grade. The year everything changed. Kate left us that year. That was the year Lizzie & I fell hard for Ethan Craft. And that was also the year (though I'll never tell Lizzie) that I got my first kiss.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,350 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
Scars reviews
Scars. Emotional ones are easier to hide than physical ones. I have both. Some my own making, and others from the environment I live in. And now I'm suffering the consequences of my actions. *A Kate POV*
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2003
Back To The Future reviews
Lizzie is convinced her mom doesn't know what being a teen is like. Then, she goes back in time a meets the teen Joanna-the worst kid shes ever met! She helps straighten her out and fix her up with Samuel McGuire, a "nerd" who really likes her.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003
Through the Snow reviews
With Lizzie and Ethan engaged, Gordo races up to the ski lodge where they are to tell Lizzie how he feels. (All my L/G fics are frighteningly similar. If you've read Can't Live Another Day...)
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/3/2003
After A While reviews
*Very, very sad songfic* Lizzie visits Gordo's grave after an untimely death, and she pours out her heart. (Warning: This is a tearjerker.)
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2003
The Girl Nobody Noticed reviews
*Rated PG-13 for murder and other dark themes* Parker McKenzie. The girl nobody noticed. But she wasn't going to take that anyone. She was going to become someone they'd never forget...
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2003
Can't Live Another Day reviews
*Songfic to Can't Lose What You Never Had, by Westlife* Gordo's love for Lizzie is tearing him up inside now that she's dating Ethan. Soon they'll both be in college, and he has to tell her his true feelings.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2003
Keep It Secret reviews
Miranda was in love with Gordo, but he has Lizzie. Miranda had found comfort in the strangest person-Matt. A "sweet kid". But when theyboth realize its more, how will they keep it secret?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003