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Till You Die
by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
by bittersweetties reviews
I'm in love with Sasori Akasuna. I have been for a while. I'm smart, I'm athletic, I'm also tragically inartistic. How am I suppose to win his love like this? Especially with a certain blond trying to sabotage me every step of the way? SasorixOC GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 98,093 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Gaara, Deidara, Sasori
Catch Your Breath
by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 360,643 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Infamy - 汚名
by akeakeake reviews
Infamy. It's the state of being known for a bad quality and (or) deed. Of course, I hadn't been born into it-shouldn't have been. Yet this is where I found myself, years along the line, in none other than Kushina Uzumaki's body. [Current cover by やちのこ on Pixiv] [OC!Kushina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,813 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [OC, Kushina U., Minato N.]
Consider Yourselves Kitties 2-point-0
by DaniZaraki reviews
Rewrite of the original CYK because it's shit and I hate it. Now enjoy: New stuff! Fun stuff! What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. I'M BACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,825 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 8/18/2014
Ready or Not, Here I Come
by TheCorpseGarden reviews
When she told him she would be his, she sold her life, her soul, and her body to him. He loved how utterly submissive she was. Perhaps that was why Jashin had chosen her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,337 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hidan, OC, Jashin
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘)
by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 411,545 - Reviews: 3615 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Besos Para Vida
by RedZinnia reviews
Round things aren't the only cool things that come in boxes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Kakashi H., OC
Hearts and Daggers
by Phantomess April reviews
Kat and Michael were best friends before she was forced to leave Haddonfield and move away. Now, as an adult, Kat has returned and prepared to start a new life in her hometown, in the old Myers House. But what will happen when she finds her childhood friend is no longer locked up, but has returned home? First Halloween fic, PLEASE NO FLAMES!
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,238 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Michael M.
by Sukki18 reviews
Tora is now an intergrated member of Konoha. Her troubles as the Tiger Demon are over, but new problems are arising. Like a trapezist her life is taking ups and downs, will she manage to catch herself, or fall into oblivion? ItaOC SEQUEL TO ACROBATS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 119,233 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Itachi U., OC
by Sukki18 reviews
The most important rule of them all- if you break it, you're fired. Simple as that. But it's harder to follow than you might think- even for me. ItaOC Office-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,405 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Itachi U., OC
by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to kill her half the time. Sequel to Bad Jokes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,938 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Joker - Complete
The Sulfur Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa
by RestInChaos reviews
Time has passed since the loss of the Elric brothers, and Riley's trying hard to make sure she doesn't lose control of her life as well. Meanwhile, Ed may have found his brother's counterpart in Germany, but he won't be satisfied until he also finds Riley's. Sequel. Ed/OC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,016 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward E.
Dreaming of Sunshine
by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,316 - Reviews: 6921 - Favs: 6,623 - Follows: 6,338 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
by Kevvy Talks reviews
Where you get to bid on your favorite Bleach characters! Chap. 27: Uryu, Aaroniero and Byakuya Kuchiki are available for bidding.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,705 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/2/2011
When Are We Going to Die?
by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,752 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
by FloodFeSTeR reviews
He's insane, she'll do anything to please him. Their union is not for the faint of heart. - - Joker/OC - -
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Joker, OC
A Demon's Mate
by TheMaskedCat reviews
A normal day that should have ended with friends, instead ends in the Phantomhive manor staring at it's famous butler. Serena is pulled back in time for an unknown reason to a house she thought only existed in fiction.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,118 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sebastian M. - Complete
by Sukki18 reviews
Jissai, the renown prankster of Iwagakure, is taken by the Akatsuki. To get revenge on a certain blonde that has caused her much trouble in the past, she decides to annoy the whole organization. While on her suicide mission, Jissai's old feelings for her former teammate threaten to make a reappearance... AUish DeiOC OC-centric past Chapter 26 ON HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 85,200 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Deidara, OC] Akatsuki
by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories go with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,228 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
A Play With Words
by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,159 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC
by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,409 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
by BigBoss3 reviews
She was a nurse. She was young, barely a woman; she was kind and considerate, selfless. She was everything he wasn't and all he wanted. And her hair, shining with the colors of a warm sunset, a strange strawberry blonde.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 21,327 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Michael M.
by Ennya reviews
For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,415 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Joker, OC, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Dance with the Devil
by Heart of PureSilver reviews
What would you do if a random red-eyed ninja guy suddenly appeared in your living room one day and threatened you with a butter knife? I thought I went crazy. It wasn't until later that I learned he was Madara Uchiha, the main antagonist of "Naruto". So why did I end up falling for him, even though I knew he would never so much as glance at me? M for language and implied themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,518 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Madara U., OC] - Complete
by BananaCrime reviews
Lisa makes a possibly regretful decision one night that comes back to bite her in the @ss. That decision may or may not involve the Joker in an alleyway next to a dumpster after a night of drinking.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Joker, OC - Complete
by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,330 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC
Another Light: The Story of Ayae
by PureWaterLily reviews
Bloodshed and tears, death and destruction, withered hopes and dreams. Some people will scream if they saw it all. Itachi endured it. And this girl? Well, she has never seen any of it and never will. He promises. ItaOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,384 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/28/2009 - [Itachi U., OC] Shisui U.
by Comingsummers reviews
Jack has never been normal, which is why he chose to move to Gotham and make a name for himself. When he meets Madeline, a waitress at the local diner, he becomes immersed in the darkness of Gotham without even trying. Sometimes, love is the push into madness. A Joker origin story that takes place during Batman Begins, may go into TDK. Rated M for a reason.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,239 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Joker, OC
Through The Looking Glass
by Lady Keiko reviews
Hero Sanders is just your average self-proclaimed detective extraordinaire until Kuroshitsuji. Then one thing led to an oven and suddenly she's in their world...literally. Between being American and suddenly discovering she's a demon mate, Hero's going to have her hands full assisting the Queen's Watchdog, figure out how to get home and not mess up the story-line in the process.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 369,380 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC
May you Live in Interesting Times
by Aoichibi reviews
Life as a ninja should be full of awesome kill-you-with-a-touch jutsu, powerful friends, and awe inspiring battles where the good guys always win, right? Wrong! It has a deceased mother, suicidal father, a rule obsessed bastard of a brother and the war looming over our heads is not helping matters. Survival is the key. Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,939 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Shisui U.
A World Behind the Murder
by Clara Verity reviews
After her kidnapping, a young girl strives to outsmart the dangerous man responsible. Rated T for mature and dark themes, as well as some violence and/or horror and/or romantic scenes. I greatly appreciate any feedback!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,639 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/10/2010 - BB
by Guilty.Ink reviews
"The Uchihas are a cursed clan." Hatred, and vengeance were a given and Tobirama had always been so sure of this so why was it that when he turned around, an Uchiha was smiling at him? Tobirama/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 175,942 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [Tobirama S., OC] - Complete
Mirage of Kaleidoscopes
by SucreTeen123 reviews
Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,447 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi, OC
by TheDarkTulip reviews
Death is supposed to be final, it's supposed to be eternal nothingness and that's what I was expecting. Being reincarnated was not part of the deal, being reincarnated as an anime character certainly wasn't. Hi, my name is Shoko Hyuuga, and things are going to change around here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 51,041 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - OC
And It All Comes Down to the iPod
by Amaya Sakaruta reviews
Mari is a strong believer in the maxim, "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder." But this time life went the extra mile and gave her the Akatsuki. Not Mary-Sue. Songfic OC HS AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 261,287 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
by EvilVampireDucky reviews
Getting sent back in time after nearly drowning in the Thames wasn't how I intended to spend my vacation in England. Seb/OC Sebastian/OC Manga/Anime combo verse. High Teen. -Updated: October 29th
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 277,341 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - [Sebastian M., OC] Ciel P.
by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,907 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
My Generic High School Story
by Moophy reviews
Private school. The bane of my existence. It can't be that bad though. It's not like I'm sharing a dorm with the most inconsiderate, vulgar, maladjusted, ragtag group of teenage boys on campus. Oh wait...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2010 - OC, Deidara, Hidan
by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
Moving to a new town and attending a new school was something I could handle. But when the school is filled with an enthusiastic ramen lover, a stoic guy with hair that looks like a ducks butt, a mad pyrotechnic she-male, an insane religious psycho, and a teacher who shows you erotic tapes just because the class is called "Health" - well, that changes things. One OC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,912 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
by Zeelee-Vallen reviews
This world isn't always what it seems. Twisted in agony, ruined by bad luck; the truth isn't always what it seems. She learns this the hard way, getting caught up with in a dark world by a bitter-sweet truth from the ones she loves. Supernatural world, OC Sequel Demise now posted
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,128 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Itachi U., Nagato, Akatsuki - Complete
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi
by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,888 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Game Of Fear
by YukiTenVianey Team reviews
"Want to play?" The note reads, but they never got a choice. Now the characters stumble through a dimly lit labyrinth as they are forced to play the "Game of Fear", a sinister game that attempts to kill them each round in the most horrible ways. The only chance of escape is to finish the game, or die trying.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,252 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Akatsuki
I Hate Uchiha
by SasuTenLuvr reviews
This is the story of my hate affair with Uchiha Sasuke. They call him the class heartthrob and the number one rookie. I call him a self-righteous jerk. Eventual SasuxOC- reeally eventual.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,205 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Sasuke U., OC]
Uchiha? I'm Not Obito!
by Drindrak reviews
First thing I know, I'm going to a cosplay event as Obito Uchiha. Next, I'm waking up in Konoha's hospital. Then, I have to pretend to be someone I'm not! Then again... this is a good chance to screw with the Naruto plot. T for language. OC/self-insert, OOC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,771 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
by Sunshine-Girl234 reviews
First I was a shop owner near the Hidden Storm Village, and now I'm working for the Akatsuki to help them hunt down the Jinchuuriki. Unfortunately for me I'm cursed in a way that I have been alive for the past 115 years and for the majority of my life I've been hunting down my older brother to try to lift the curse. On top of this crazy fiasco, I've started to fall for a member.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,345 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
My Wish Order Brother
by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
by DaniZaraki reviews
This is a compilation of outtakes and extras from my Kitties Trilogy. Expect lots of strangeness because I honestly have no idea what's going on. Rated for swearing and violence. Beware of OCs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,318 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Fee Fye Foe Fum
by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 287,080 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Sebastian M., OC] - Complete
by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,459 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,658 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect People
by RedZinnia reviews
Not all angels are meant to keep their wings, but learning to walk in the way of the humans can leave even the dullest authors writing riveting books for ages. Kakashi x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,909 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
by Justadream1 reviews
Reincarnation, they say it's the rebirth of a soul in a new body. How cruel is life to thrust one person into a world she contains all knowledge of? OC-Reincarnation
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Itachi U., Minato N., Kushina U., OC
But I AM Madara!
by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,345 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
Think Before You Speak
by Twiggy Otaku reviews
When the war is done and peace has finally arrived, the Akatsuki come back, not only have they regrouped but they've brought back new members with them. But what if some of the members want out? What if some want to start over completely? What if the new members can't actually speak Japanese? What will happen to the Akatsuki then? Apologies now for bad translations...REVIEW PLEASE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 144,710 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
Repercussions and Consequences
by ArmyVenomAngel reviews
Curiosity drove me to try out a little dare. It was too bad I didn't know the consequences to my actions because now I ended up with S-Rank Criminals in my house. Right now, I could die any moment thanks to my stupidity. My only chance for survival is to do exactly what they want me to do and listen to every order given to me. Tobi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,414 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
The Sweetest Sin
by DarkeArcanine reviews
Do you have time for a story, friend? Perhaps you've heard young Naruto's story, or Sasuke Uchiha's tale. Have you heard the one about an adopted girl and her unrequited love? Most people laugh at me for getting myself into a mess with an S-ranked criminal, but I won't reveal the whole thing to you just yet. Just to prepare you, this isn't another happy love story. OCxObito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,124 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
Thread of Memory
by WynterSky reviews
The Uchiha discover Itachi's plan before he can put it into play and banish him to another world. Four years later 'Hide' is living a relatively normal life when a bunch of weirdos turn up, claiming that he's a ninja. *CANCELLED; CONTINUED IN "THREAD OF MEMORY REVAMP VERSION"*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Itachi U.
by Horror's Bride reviews
When i was little i wished i would die but as i grew up i realized that was wishful thinking. especially for a half demon half grim reaper like myself. but now that i'm older. i don't want to die. (link to the real cover on my profile)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Undertaker, Sebastian M.
Sisters of Impurity
by MissingHeiresses reviews
ciel and Sebastian are in London when they find three girls being chased. the girls have been framed for murders but... by whom? PLEASE READ 5TH CHAPTER A/N
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Shi is the name
by xTinyGhoulx reviews
Things tend to happen for a reason. But is that reason good or bad? SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,215 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hidan, Akatsuki, Jashin, Kiba I.
Surviving a New World with a Side of Sarcasm
by USMCcAnthem reviews
Akira Yamichi wasn't there to change the world for the better, hell she'd never even heard of Naruto before she met him. Yet, she was thrown into the world of magical ninjas, and she was going to do her darndest to survive. Full summary inside! Rated T for language! Civilian SI/OC! Note: chp 1 is updated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,343 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Where One Doesn't Belong
by Andra Black reviews
Alexandra Smith, a teen who is mysteriously, and abruptly, warped to another dimension. Now set on a quest to find her way home, she overcomes many challenges that nearly kill her. Whilst on the adventure, she must keep an important secret; she's a fan of the Akatsuki! Love and betrayal awaits this tomboy. Rated M for swearing, blood, and future suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Kisame H., Akatsuki
The Facts Of Life
by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Demon Cats and My Mom's Boyfriend
by VeeandreaHart reviews
Kalika is not a happy camper when she finds out her mother's boyfriend ruined her art pieces, and is even unhappier when a bunch of cats follow her home from the dumpster. What will happen when she finds out that they're not just kittens, but also S-Ranked criminals from her favorite anime? Sasori/OC slight Itachi/OC Rated T for language and Hidan, definitely! NOW COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,969 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Sasori, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
by Accio Lucius reviews
Sequel to "Nurse Me". Set roughly 4-5 years later. Orochimaru x OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,038 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Orochimaru
Blood and Shadows
by shadownumera reviews
Ending the Fourth War years ago brought peace. Until shinobi started getting systematically killed. All the Nations are on edge. War is coming unless someone finds who's doing this and why. Anyone hunting the threat has died. Nara are famed for intelligence and one of them makes a bold decision. What better help than someone who can't die? She just has to dig him up first. [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Hidan, OC]
by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
You think it's perfect, you even try to convince yourself it still is. But how can you when you're staring at your reflection wondering what's wrong with it? Oh, right, it's bruised. From him. He hit you again. Amaya thought Sasuke loved her, abuse was supposed to be on a show, not in her life. And who saves her is the last person she would have expected. Her abuser's brother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Itachi U. - Complete
by Not Enough Answers reviews
Seq to Checkmate. Her life could have been described as a blank canvas, with the occasional spot of color here and there. Now, it was torn right down the middle-splattered with purple and green, streaked with blood.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,570 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Joker, OC]
by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
by Tiffany09 reviews
"Tell me Yin, what do you remember?" I looked at the man in front of me who was gently holding my face. "W-what is this place? Who are y-you?" I asked him. I was starting to tremble uncontrollably. He held me tightly in his arms and said "I-I will spend the rest of my life making this right, for you Yin. I will bring you back."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Kisame H., Akatsuki
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches
by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.Newbies can come for some insight and oldies can come and laugh at mistakes we've all made.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Divided Rivers Reunite in The Ocean
by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Taken from the Village Hidden in the Rain as a child, Yumi grows up in Konoha, surrounded by friends. But what happens one day when someone from her past reappears - in the form of the leader of a group she has been sworn to take down... The Akatsuki Romance PeinxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,118 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Pain/Pein
by Fire Witch 55 reviews
Naraku screws with the well, what happens when Kagome is send back further into the past, where she meets Sesshomaru as a pup! But get this, she has his full grown scent on her. While as he thinks that she is his.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,157 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Angels, Devils, and Ipods
by blackcatgirl reviews
Crossover from 'An Angel, A Devil, And the Akatsuki' and 'And It All Comes Down To The iPod'. On the run for over a year, Mari stumbles one night into a house filled with a gang of cosmic impossibilities, a cold bitch with a bad temper, and an overly sweet and helpful girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,843 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Akatsuki, OC
When Gods Go Criminally Insane
by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3709 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
If You Like Piña Coladas
by ShizukaRen-Hime reviews
We've heard it all before. Girl gets sucked into Naruto, girl heroically makes sure the story stays on track. Well, this girl was nearly killed in a ninja attack, and since then, she's had a change of heart. The story of a girl out to change the world...completely. AU. Pairing still undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kimimaro, Akatsuki, Jashin
Water and Ice
by ZoeTsunami reviews
Fumiko Yoko, human, resident in Karakura Town, has always had a huge amount of spiritual pressure. When she was a child, her master taught her to control that power, and now she's requested by the Gotei 13 to assist in the war against Aizen...OCXHitsugaya, Rating changed from T to M due to violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,597 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/27/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, Shuuhei H.
That Butler, New Face
by weezerz2490 reviews
We all know the story of everyone's favorite demon butler and young Earl, but what if they had a third partner in crime? Let's rewrite history by adding a new face, now shall we? Chene's life is about to get a whole lot more interesting! [currently on hiatus]
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 109 - Words: 301,441 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Sebastian M., OC] Ciel P.
by Lilyholics reviews
Being stuck in an arranged marriage with a sweet man...Not so bad. Being stuck in an arranged marriage with a psychopathic, bad tempered asshole is hell. Even if he looks drop dead gorgeous...and is the leader of the Uchiha clan. MadaraxOC AU - CURRENTLY REVIEWING AND WRITING, WORK IN PROGRESS (:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,401 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2010 - [Madara U., OC] Izuna U. - Complete
by ShadowBloodNinja reviews
After i left the Narutoverse I figured life would go back to normal. This idea was proved wrong when a box of odd colored cats arrived on my doorstep. Now I have all my idiots meeting Not to mention we have love, life, family, death, and other issues that want to screw with me. Plus, Deidara is somehow alive. One question though, WHY ME? Sequel to Insomnia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,536 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Deidara, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Of Regret, Secrets and Forgotten Legends
by eheidipark reviews
Rumours. No - not even rumours, myths, legends even. Legends of a secret assassin hidden away in the depth of Akatsuki, not even their gender was known to the world. Akatsuki's secret weapon. But I knew much more than that, I can assure you. I can even tell you that she's a girl. How? Well simply put, I'm her. This is my story - from the minute I was born. Gradual ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Itachi U., Shisui U., Akatsuki
More stories of Kittens
by TearsoftheFallen reviews
OCXMadara. Jeen wasn't used to company, no, she wasn't used to anyone than her sister. But when she finds them, a box of S-Rankcriminal kittens, she knew that she was getting into more than she could handle, even if she didn't know at first. T for Hidan. Some humor here and there. Madara as Tobi; DISCONTINUED. Reasons why on my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,621 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
by Red Moon Lollipop reviews
Fifteen ninja, not all allies, find themselves trapped in our world as cats. They decide to work together until they can get back to normal. But nothing goes as planned, especially when they're found by an anime fan. Eventual pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,533 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Akatsuki, Team Seven, Gaara
Rule of Rose
by heyytheremickey reviews
An AU story about The Akatsuki, a band of pirates who sail the seven seas for booze, treasure, and beautiful women. Their newest plan is simple: kidnap the to-be-wed princess and use her as bait to gain access to the every empires' supply of sake and ryo. However, upon kidnapping her, the Akatsuki are in for more trouble than they bargained for. Suggestions for pairing?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Akatsuki, OC
I Get It, You're All Cosplayers
by Call Me Kaori reviews
Adri frowned when she saw the lot of kittens in the box. And they were really... Odd looking. I mean, one of the kittens were huge and blue with weird gill looking markings on its face. "Why'd you even buy these things? They look like they've undergone an experiment... And they've became disabled along the way." I DO NOT own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,948 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Akatsuki
Quiet on the Campus
by MaliceArchangela reviews
Sequel: After a long boring summer, Cin is ready to start college. But what happens when the Akatsuki show up injured at her front door? She heals them and they go off to college. But on the campus, can the boys keep their secret? Or will Cin go insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 86,003 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
by Manni Bothands reviews
Waking with the mother of all hangovers a girl from the real world finds herself in some sort of prison cell surrounded by the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,754 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Akatsuki
An Angel, a Devil, and the Akatsuki
by blackcatgirl reviews
A sweet, social, perky, hyperactive Akatsuki fan. A short-tempered girl with an excessive revulsion towards other people. When a box of odd kittens showed up in her garden, Tenshi had no idea just how much they would mess with her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,418 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara, Sasori, OC - Complete
Things That Go Bump In The Night
by RoseDragonWitch reviews
Inuyasha met her at Halloween party… and for months… he watched over her, stalked her. Yes, he was a vampire… but even after becoming hopelessly addicted to Kagome's rare blood type...he was no longer just after her blood… he wanted her heart.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,251 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Avalon Demon High:Senior Year
by Inu-Gurl07 reviews
They say your senior year of high school is supposed to be your best but no one mentioned the death threats,heartache and tears. I'm just trying to survive and become Inuyasha's mate.Sequel to Avalon Demon High
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
by xVampirexElegancex reviews
It had been far too long since Sebastian Michaelis had met anyone like her. Untouched. Unbroken. Unstained. WARNING: Very mature content, enter at your own risk.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,225 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sebastian M.
Mommy, Send Me An Angel
by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,203 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
The Eleventh Demon
by Dark Deeds Of Mine reviews
Fallyn Rai is taken away by the Akatsuki, who claim that she is the Eleven Tails Jinchuuriki. She's their guarantee of success. But there's a problem. She, Pein, and Madara each have different plans. And they may just kill her. PeinOC, rewrite of ET.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Tale Of A Thousand Cranes
by blackcatgirl reviews
When Deidara and Itachi wake up in an unknown place, seemingly located outside of time and space, their only clue as to their location is a little girl carrying a stuffed rabbit. They must follow her and dive into a strange world filled with ever changing and sometimes bizarre rules if they ever hope to find their fellow Akatsuki members and get back to their own world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,599 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki, Deidara
by RoseDragonWitch reviews
During a hunting trip, Kagome's family go after a half wolf/half dog called 'Quicksilver'. One night she turns into a wolf after wearing a strange jewel to bed; now she ends up crossing paths with the legendary dog and sees what it's like to hunted.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,479 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
by I love creepy things reviews
THIS STORY IS UNDER RECONSTRUCTION. PREVIEWS OF REWRITE STORY IN LAST CHAPTERS . T for attempted murder and swearing. Rewrite moved to The Kitten Curse. This version is more of a crack and humor story. Hidan pisses off a witch and, as punishment, she sends him and the others to the real world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,708 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Like Day and Night
by Prussian Crickets reviews
She's out on a mission to spy on the Akatsuki. He's IN the Akatsuki. She's fiercely loyal to all of her friends. He could care less. She despises the slaughtering of innocent lives. Again, he could care less. She's unsure about what path to take that will decide her fate. And it's all his fault. They're polar opposites...like day and night. But can she change him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,783 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Akatsuki
School Is A Battlefield
by Ailarii reviews
Sophie has a lot on her plate this school year. New school and friends, some rumored to be more dangerous than others, and crazy people stopping at nothing to make sure you don't get the happy ending. School is a battlefield and Sophie is ready.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,990 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Akatsuki
It's always me, isn't it?
by Jodeh reviews
This kinda thing would happen to me, cause my luck is just horrible like that. As my life continues, very disturbed actually, I'm justing hoping to live past my teen years. In this life, it's friend against friend, trust is slowly disapearing. This is exactly how the world ends. Yet somehow, everyone is finding love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Akatsuki, Team Hawk
Raging Sky of Power
After our 2 heros Ichigo and Naruto go on an adventure to become both the greatest but also to complete their dreams the first thing that comes to mind is, Whats the Worst that can happen? the answer to that is alot of strange and unknown things in this parody/ Adventure story. NON ICHIxNARU Pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,072 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Good Girl: Rewrite
by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha
by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki in my House
by Gone-15535 reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,810 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki In My Shed!
by MountBlanc93 reviews
The Akatsuki appear in a 17 year old girls shed! And to top it off, she's a serious Narutard... Or should I say, Akatsukitard? Rated M for Hidan! PeinxOC, DeidaraxOC, SasorixOC, Aktasuki in our world
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011
Screw the Kitties
by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
by The Nearly Missed reviews
The one small arc of Naruto: Shippuden you didn't see because the Akasuki are supposed to be tough and not fall in love. HidanXOC. Mucho swearing, be warned. Takes place about episodes 72 to 89 in the anime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,480 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Hidan
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then!
by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Lift Me Back Up
by HealInTime reviews
In an attempt to get away from her abusive fiance, Akahana tries to commit suicide only to be pulled back from the brink by a gorgeous mystery man. Thinking she will never see him again, she tries to live her hellish life, but what happens if he returns?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Deidara
by Fade-To-Shadow reviews
Pein's having a bad day...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
by Jenny Joker reviews
It took nearly two years for me to put my life back together. It took two minutes for it to fall apart. Sequel to "Dance With the Devil". Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,892 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Joker
by roses.red reviews
My dream is to become a true artist. The only problem is I lack one important thing: talent. When I heard about the famous artist Deidara, I decided to get his help. Unfortunately, I had no idea what I was getting in to. DeidaraxOC AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,331 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Deidara
Akatsuki Preschool For Future Criminals
by HMOrange216 reviews
Akatsuki-an organization known for being bad ass s-ranked criminals and...diaper changers? Pein and Konan are about to learn just how hard it is to lead a preschool with criminal kids.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal
by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
I Miss Sparkles
by Indigo Fate reviews
Sequel to Life Sucks and Vampires Shouldn't Sparkle. When Lara accidently falls into her world in fury after a fight with Edward, how will they survive when she's in deadly trouble outside of his grasp? Backward New Moon, kinda. Foul Lanugage, probably.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,326 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Edward
Death at a Funeral
by Nightmare's Court reviews
There was another person at L's funeral, and he happened to be there first. It's time for Kira to meet a REAL killer, and to find out what happens to the person who killed his Lawlipop. ONESHOT for now
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - BB, Light Y.
My Soul To Steal
by the butt-loving cynic reviews
So I'm supposed to be a sort of all-you-can-eat power buffet for demons? HAH! There's no way in hell I'm letting that happen. I'd rather become a cliche Mary Sue than succumb to Sebastian's "charms". Arrogant demon bastard. FINISHED.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,971 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
by Clumsy0132 reviews
AU "It's been awhile." She whispered as she looked up him. He was exactly how she remembered him: tall and handsome. But things were different this time, last time they were in love. "Congratulation on your engagement, Hiro." Kakuzu replied. /Rewrite/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Dance With the Devil
by Jenny Joker reviews
Seventeen-year-old Jessica Wayne moves to Gotham to live with her guardian Bruce Wayne after her parents die in a suspicious car crash. What happens when she is kidnapped by Batman's arch nemesis the Joker? Definitely not what anyone expected. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,155 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
by Not Enough Answers reviews
A retelling of The Killing Joke as it might have happened in the Nolanverse. Everyone has a story. This is Jeannie's. She could never have predicted what would occur when she became hopelessly entangled with Jack Napier...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,050 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Welcome to the City
by Cryptic Metaphor reviews
The Akatsuki and the Espada have mysteriously appeared in the modern world. OCx?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Akatsuki, Espada
Screwed Up Happily Ever After
by Woopa reviews
"Become by pretend girlfriend." "No." "I'll get rid of your harassers." "Like I have any of those." He raised his eyebrows. "Didn't seem that way when last week you threatened to stab one with a kitchen knife if he tried to grope you." AU ItaxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed
by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Life Sucks, and Vampires Shouldn't Sparkle
by Indigo Fate reviews
Lara's name means Cheerful, but she certainly isn't. She hates Twilight, so what happens when she finds herself in the Twilight Universe, replacing Bella? Time to have fun with Sparkles!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What You Should Never Do After Joining Akatsuki
by HMOrange216 reviews
*Sequel to Ten Things To Do When You Join Akatsuki* I never thought that I would say this but here are some things you should NEVER do after you join Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,013 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Akatsuki
by Lady Aalina reviews
Ciel assumed that his sister had died in the fire along with their parents. But when she shows up at the door, she could possibly change everything. And when Sebastian first sets eyes on Ciel's sister, all he can think about is having her. SebastianxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,622 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
The Sulfur Alchemist
by RestInChaos reviews
I was just a normal Mutt-with-Friend until *they* came along. They not only changed our daily life, they got other States and a group of carnivores chasing after us. Lovely. EdOC Revisions of the first several chapters coming soon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,782 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
the artificial Uchiha
by Horror's Bride reviews
three months into Sasuke's training with Orochimaru he wakes up with a little girl in his bed. Sasuke demands an answer. Wait. Orochimaru made her!ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasuke U.
Tobi's Fairy Tales
by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Shinobi Snowball Fight
by DaniZaraki reviews
Our favorite Konoha and Suna ninjas have a snowball fight along with the Akatsuki. Oneshot. Two OC warning for those of you who hate OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties
by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Who Didn't See It Coming?
by whisper.zed reviews
Two girls. A dog. An incident with jell-o. An irked god. Guess what happens. Yep, they're poofed to the world of Naruto. Who didn't see it coming?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,058 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Just One of Those Things
by obsidianLight16 reviews
A simple mission leads to an event which leads to a completely odd conversation between two of our favorite characters. Warning: Rated for language:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Life After Death? You Bet
by OverLordy reviews
When 17 year old Maya dies an untimely death, she believes that she will move on to be with her family. How wrong she was, when she woke up in the Naruto world in the hands of the Akatsuki! Pairing undecided. Rated T for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,020 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Akatsuki
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki
by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Under The Knife
by Midnight.Huntress16 reviews
After Grimmjow was cut down by Nnoitra he is approached by Jashin, who makes Grimmjow an offer he can't refuse. Rated because of language & I have no idea where this is going.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Akatsuki, Grimmjow J.
Ten Things To Do When You Join Akatsuki
by HMOrange216 reviews
So you made it into Akatsuki...Now what? Call all your friends over for a party, duh! Eh...no... But you can do the following... This list will be attempted by my OC Kirina. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
by Accio Lucius reviews
A young woman has been called upon to nurse Orochimaru and Kabuto back to health after a devastating battle. The snake lord takes an interest in his young nurse; she takes an interest in her snake tongued patient. OroxOC. Rated for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,007 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Survival of the Fittest
by Riley Killer reviews
Amane has been locked away from society since the kekkei genkai wars. However after killing her isolator for the past 19 years, she is freed with only the knowledge she's gained from books and torture, can she last in the shinobi world? Kisame/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,058 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kisame H., Akatsuki
Didi and Frenchy's MultiDimensional Road Trip!
by DidiTwitches reviews
What happens when a hyper anime freak and her reluctant friend are kidnapped by the Akatsuki and wisked away to the land of Naruto? A WHOLE LOAD OF RANDOMNESS, THAT'S WHAT! Slight pairings, but nothin' major. Calm down. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That!
by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
That Evil Yarn!
by Crayola Emoticon reviews
What happens when yarn lands on Grimmjow's head? Rated T for one bad word.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
No, Please, God, No
by KuroDark reviews
Hinata needs to become more confident. Hidan wants to become less aggressive. When both wish upon the same star, something very strange happens that will change Konoha and Kakuzu forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains
by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
by Crayola Emoticon reviews
What if the people living with Ghostface get tired of him coming in through the windows all the time and breaking them?
Scream - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Edo the Kitty
by LiLiKun18 reviews
Edward gets kitty-fied, and suddenly everyone becomes stupid. WARNING: Contains an immense amount of stupidity mainly Alphonse and Mustang. A very very long oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You Wanna Know What I think?
by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Pop! Goes Itachi!
by Scarlet-Songstress reviews
Oh yes...someone was going to die. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hichigo and a tennis ball
by moredemonthanangel reviews
What happens when hichigo finds a tennis ball? and why does he name it Carl? this is crack warning.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu
All Roads Lead Home
by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
Can't Get You Out Of My Head
by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Ten Things I Hate About You
by pluushie reviews
Preordained to be trapped in the worst possible circumstances, I'm virtually a failure ninja, but still I am stuck with the hardest, most ridiculous job I've ever heard of. Guarding the village traitor. /DeidaraxOC/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,257 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
Be Careful What You Wish For
by barrelracer36 reviews
What if one night you were watching bleach, then went to bed thinking “It would be so awesome if they were all real and I actually got to meet them. Especially the arrancars!”, and woke up INSIDE Las Noches?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,610 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
If You're Not Dead
by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
They say the best answers are the ones you find yourself. My own philosophy, the answer I found, is: 'If you're not dead, you have nothing to complain about.'. It's really too bad that the best answers aren't always the right ones. DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,533 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
by octopii reviews
...Who exactly are you?" Saezuri asked after a substantial silence, glancing up the foot or so to look at his face. "Someone many people would love to kill, had they the opportunity." Madara left it at that, his expression sharp as a hawk's. MadaraOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,292 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
A Last Breath's Remembrance
by Bell Rae reviews
Kisame remembers the one woman he cared for before his own death. Rated: M for character death, lemon, rape, and mild language. KisamexOC Oneshot // Love/Like story. Rate and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kisame H. - Complete
Twelve Days of Akatsuki Christmas
by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
With Kisame incapacitated, Pein sulking, Konan trying to cheer him up and everyone else out on missions, Itachi is forced to answer the door every single day for twelve days. What will he find? I think you all know. OOCness and slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U.
Akatsuki High School for the Extremely Gifted
by Wateranddarkness666 reviews
As she walked into the school, she felt an overwhelming fear clutch her heart. Oh well, it was way too late to turn back at this point. She had to stay here, whether she liked it or not. Deidara X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,982 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
The Romance of the Uzumaki
by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon?
by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Arrancar Force Five!
by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the expedition to the human world takes a different approach, the gates of Hell are thrown open and maturity is the first casualty. Dumber than "The World's Worst Rescuers," sillier than "Stranded," I bring you a truly worthless piece of fiction.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Very Good Neighbor
by seditionary reviews
Rita is a little bit of an ugly duckling, a lonely teen, but her new neighbor proves to be very interested in her. How was she to know he would become the most wanted man in Gotham? OC/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,995 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Joker - Complete
by Jeannaly reviews
KAKASHIxOC! Imagine that you land in the World of Naruto. How would you cope with the fact that you're stuck with your favourite character, Kakashi? YAY! May contain some M material *nosebleed* heh heh! COMPLETED! T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 202,384 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
by Kerayzie reviews
Jess starts treating the Joker.New to Arkham she soon realises the patients are the least of her worries, someone is trying to ruin her in every way possible.In a situation only a miracle can solve will she be brave enough to trust a clown? COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Joker - Complete
by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
How Are We Still Alive?
by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers
by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids
by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11030 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
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Run, Run, As Fast As You Can reviews
After Jade kills her father, she tries to escape her dark past by moving to Gotham, where one more criminal won't make a difference. But when she gets accidentally involved with bigger criminals than herself, she isn't sure what to do or why she even got their attention. Can this get any worse? Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,106 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Joker, OC
Two Worlds Collide (REWRITE) reviews
First, I'm kidnapped by Aizen and his minions for whatever reason, but then I get sent to the wrong world when Grimmjow messes up my portal and decides to tag along! How much worse can this get? REWRITTEN VERSION
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Akatsuki, Grimmjow J.
Family Feud: Akatsuki vs Espada reviews
Yes, you've read right. Come watch our two favorite groups of villains battle in a "friendly" game of Family Feud. Rated T for Hidan, Grimmjow and OC. Warning: This is a crack fic!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Akatsuki, Espada
The Akatsuki Go To Daycare! reviews
Two-shot, maybe more. Akatsuki as todlers. The Akatsuki go to Daycare! What horrors await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Akatsuki
Eat You Up reviews
Hidan drinks too much Sprite and has to go to the bathroom, but an ugly sight awaits him there. He should have just held it... Oneshot, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete