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Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

My name is Angel Howe, born in Indiana. I at the present moment live in Valparaiso IN. I love POTC, The Dark Knight, Hellboy, and X-Men. I will write continuations of all of these stories. I own only the characters you find new in these stories- Like Carus Unus Sparrow is mine. If anyone that is a producer PLEASE contact me on here, THANK YOU- your dear writer, Angel Howe.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Random Phrases :D

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?

I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.

welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

When nothing goes right... go left.

Hey, you. Yeah, you. No, not you... The other guy. You right there! Yes, you! Do you like tacos?

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.

We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home ;)

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Tell the truth and run.

Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) ("†" mean totally my sterotypes, that i get called)


†I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.†

†I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.†
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
†I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.†
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
†I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.†
†I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals†
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Yeah...what do these mean?)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
†I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.†
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
†I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.†
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
†I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.†
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, (well almost) so I MUST have no social life.
†I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.†

†I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.†
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
†I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.†
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
†Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.†
†I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.†
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

†I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff†
†I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks†
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
†I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
†I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)†

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
†I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.†
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
†I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.†
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
†I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist†
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw JOKER so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
†I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.†
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
†I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.†
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
†I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.†
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(too busy with High School at the moment)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

More Random Copy and Pastes :D

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile

I am in love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

(If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk!!!) Words of wisdom!!!!!

Copy & paste these(bold the ones you do EVERYDAY! or just like!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you are insane, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(oh hell yeah)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a lamp post copy and paste this into your profile

I've got a little thing to say to all my friends.

If you cry, I cry...

If you laugh, I laugh...

If you fight, I fight...

If you jump off a cliff...I'm gonna miss you

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile.


Favorite Things: (if you like them then copy and paste)

Heath Ledger, Joker

Christian Bale, Batman

Johnny Deep, Jack Sparrow

Ron Perlman, Hellboy

Hugh Jackman, Wolverine


(Bands)

Linkin Park

RED

Trapt

Pop Evil

Skillet

Avenged Sevenfold

Disturbed

Black Veil Brides

Three Days Grace

Papa Roach

Evanescence

Sixx: A.M.

Breaking Benjamin

And 1/2 Paramore


(Animals)

Wolves

Lions

Tigers

Coyotes

Gazelle

Gecko

All really... a lot

(Words of pure wisdom)

If someone calls you names, don't call them back. Then you are just sinking to their level.

Like people for WHO they are not for what they look like.

If someone's mean to you, kill them with kindness. (be nice then they will feel guilty and maybe be nicer to you)

Be nice to everyone, eventually someone who really likes you will be your TRUE friend.

Don't trust EVERYONE they will betray you, NEVER give anyone your secrets.

If a friend betrays you do not bark back at them, move on they aren't a true friend to you.

Keep to yourself other wise others will turn your words around on you.

Be careful what you say to ANYONE, they maybe your friend one day but not the other, so they may turn your worst secret to the world.


(i learned ALL this from failure, just TRY to see that from someone elses Point of view)

ENJOY

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The Joker's Secret by SlytherinDearie reviews
Many people didn't know that The Joker was actually married. When his wife gets tired of worrying about him, she goes to Batman for help. Joker/OC. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Joker - Complete
Young Injustice by maria beee reviews
A group of young villains is rising, and are scheming to take down the Young Justice team for final approval of their parents. To prove that they can handle themselves, and to prove that thier not just children anymore.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012
Baby by Laree England reviews
Lame title, yes, I am aware. This is a "what-if": what if Angelica really was pregnant? Might be a multi-chap.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Maybe Baby by Alex Snape reviews
The unlikely story of a chaotic couple and the son they raised. My first fic, totally re-edited. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for swearing, graphic violence, and sexual content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,098 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
The Only Hope for Me is You by RainRainbowsandLove reviews
Batman Begins, redone with a daughter; Bruce Wayne and Rachel Dawes's daughter.Katherine Martha Dawes's story as she meets her new found father and the mysterious Batman. Please read and review.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bruce W./Batman
Pirate heir of the Caribbean: Dead man's chest by lil'bee99 reviews
growing up alone in a world that never wanted her,Being scrutinized for being jack sparrows daughter,and facing her fathers enemies and her own challenges her strength.does her presence change the outcome of the events?will jack accept the responsibiliy?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
The Creepy Clown's Daughter by MySadCaptains reviews
Rainees life was horribly boring. Until The Joker escapes from arkham and claims shes his daughter. He wont stop until he's twisted her mind and got her back. Rated T for language stuff.Review.NoFlames.First Joker FanFic Be Nice Please :D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,811 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Joker
Jackie Sparrow by Hannah Forever reviews
Jack Sparrow has kept a secret. He has a 15 year old daughter. Jackie Sparrow is the unseen successor of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow. She is the unseen force behind all of his success. Hear her take on all of her adventures with the infamous pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
His Secret and His Revenge by SlytherinDearie reviews
It's a different story in his eyes. 'The Joker's Secret' and 'Revenge of the Joker' from The Joker's POV. Joker/OC. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Joker - Complete
Like Father Like Son by ljp reviews
Jason White has been keeping secrets for ten years. He thinks it's about time to let it out. Warning: Superman Returns spoilers.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/1/2006
Revenge of The Joker by SlytherinDearie reviews
Jack and Genesis Napier thought and hoped they had finally conquered The Joker. They were wrong. Sequel to "The Joker's Secret." Joker/OC. Nolanverse
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Joker - Complete
Descendants by Mika-Girl101 reviews
What if Anna didn't die right after Dracula was defeated. Say she lived for a few more years and she and Van Helsing had a daughter. And say one of Dracula's offspring was able to Survive somehow. What happens when these two descendants meet?
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006
Pirate Rose by sonicstardust reviews
This is a story about Jack Sparrow's teenage daughter Rose. Finished!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Complete
Murky Depths by VoiceFromInside reviews
The Black Pearl has been attacked! Jack Sparrow and his daughter are forced to go ask William and Elizabeth Turner for help. Who is Jack Sparrow’s daughter, you ask? Well YOU of course!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
POTC Into New Depths reviews
Jack Sparrow's back with more trouble than ever: his daughter but he doesn't know it..yet.Do you? Angelica Black-Beard is back and has a child. Uh-oh is the child Jack's someone else's? Jack needs to find out or his life will end and soon.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011