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Joined 10-08-11, id: 3323481, Profile Updated: 03-15-13
Author has written 3 stories for South Park.

Hey everyone! I'm not really good at profiles so all I really have to say is that I'm in love with South Park. It's my addiction I swear everyone that knows me thinks I have a problem and I keep telling them I'm a SouthParkaholic I can't help it who I am! :P My favorite pairings are Kyman, K2, Style, and Creek. Minor Cryde.

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-Message Received- by 4orny reviews
Collection of South Park TEXT MESSAGES!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 25,724 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Worst Kept Secret by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
It's been three months since Eric and Kyle broke up, going their separate ways for college. Eric cannot wait for winter break to see Kyle again, and hopefully rekindle their romance. There's just one problem, Kyle has moved on. But no obstacle is too daunting for Eric Cartman to overcome, even Kyle's new boyfriend. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2019 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Game Night by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Kenny and Kyle used to sit next to each other at game night. They aren't allowed to anymore: this is why. Kenny/Kyle, Handjobs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2018 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.] Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Take Me High and I'll Sing by Courtanie reviews
For far too many years Kyle has watched Kenny slipping in and out of his heroic persona, wondering each night if it would be their last together. But when it's his needs stacked against the safety of the rest of their town, finding common ground is far more difficult than either of them could have accounted for.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Kyle B., Kenny M., Mysterion] Stuart M. - Complete
Ok, Cupid It Isn't Funny Anymore by Courtanie reviews
Years of sabotaging one another's dates and dancing around feelings have led Kenny and Kyle to fall into states of pitiable loneliness. Living under the same roof sure doesn't help the situation, but some vodka might.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2017 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
I'll Try To Fix You by mpkio2 reviews
Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,231 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Little Roommate by shecat105 reviews
Ike ends up having to stay at Kyle and Eric's home for a while. Unfortunately, Kyle and Eric haven't told their families about their relationship yet. For Parti-Pooper!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Eric Cartman, Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
Clothes Swap by shecat105 reviews
Small little oneshot where Kyle and Cartman decide to play as each other to spice things up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
South Park on Facebook by TimelessMystery reviews
Have you ever wondered what the South Park residents post on Facebook?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014
Invisible by RandomIsMyMind reviews
Drake gets paired with the most unpopular girl in school for a project, but as he gets to know her, will he learn that popularity isn't everything? Can she get over his ego? Rated to be safe.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Drake P., OC
Why Are You So Obsessed With Me? by Brown Sugar1 reviews
When Kyle's old girlfriend returns to South Park, she develops an unhealthy obsession...or was it always there?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
A cracked thermos and lit cigarettes by ThisIsCrappyWork reviews
Tweek Tweak leaves South Park in middle school only to come back senior year. His attitude is different and one of his best friends from long ago has a problem with that. Summary sucks. CraigxTweek. CREEK my first SP fic. M for language and other stuff.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Tweek T., Craig T.
365 Days of Mystrade by Karen Rhine reviews
A writing challenge to myself: a drabble a day. No chronological order, just a peek into the lives of my favorite OTP. Establishing relationships, holidays, mundane stuff… Sexy, angsty, fun… Everything under the sun. :3 Rated M for future content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 322,566 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
If Only I Knew by SpaceCadette69 reviews
Falling hard for Mysterion was easy. Being in love with the person behind the mask was what was impossible for Craig Tucker. Kenny, however, is bound and determined to prove the task to be not as impossible as Craig once thought.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,875 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M., Mysterion
Losing You by Brat-Child3 reviews
After falling for Kyle, whose heart is already taken, playboy Kenny becomes the only link of communication between Stan and Kyle: The living and the dead. -Full summary inside-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,422 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
The New Girl by eskie02 reviews
What happens when one of Cartman's forgotten cousins comes to live with him? And he wants nothing to do with her? Well read and find out...Please no flames :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 59,127 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Heart Attack by angeface0109 reviews
Sam Puckett has just transferred to Ridgeway High after being kicked out of yet another school. She has no interest in the being there, she just wants to fly under the radar for the next 2 years. But, what happens when she accidentally falls in love with a certain brown eyed academic enhanced jock? My iCarly alternate universe. Rated M for language, drug use and possible lemon.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,278 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
not sure yet- suggestions? by Kyman07 reviews
Roommates by Force. Enemies by Default. Friends by Chance. Lovers by Choice. Kyman, with some light Stendy, Creek, Style, and Bunny on the side. In need of a title. T for now, until it gets bad. Contains cussing and eventually sexual themes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] [Stan M., Wendy Testaburger]
The Steps To Success by llamajo reviews
Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,830 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Card Game Companian by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,641 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Superman by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
A sad, Kyman story that may drain you emotionally... Hopefully in a good way. But on the bright side there's some Stary and Kenndy to keep you going! Rated T. Contains God-parents, hospitals & Clyde's awful Christmas parties. Hope you enjoy and reviews are always appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Basketballs and Lightsabers by INeedCoffeeArghhh reviews
Clyde inwardly groaned. He did not need this. Kevin calmly turned around. "If you can understand the meaning of the word, it's a coincidence." He grabbed his change from the machine. "Do you really think I'd want to hang around with a sweaty Jock?" He paid one final glance to the three boys and walked out of the store. Clyde stared after him in shock - Why had he lied?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,040 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Clyde D., Kevin S.] Craig T. - Complete
What Happens In Italy by angeface0109 reviews
It is 10 years later. Sam and Freddie are going to have a last minute reunion with Carly in Italy. Sam is married, but after a chance encounter on Christmas Eve Freddie is hoping to change that. This is the sequel to "The One that Got Away," If you haven't read it please do, or you will be confused. Rated M for language and possible later chapters.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,963 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Finally Falling by happy fxxking birthday sweeti reviews
What happens when Stan and Kyle open their eyes to the obvious? The OBVIOUS of course: they slowly but surely firgure out what was so obvious to everyone else, but them, and they come together to accept what they have and what their building up and they finally fall, but of course there is always those damn obstacles such as a certain fat ass... possible charater death.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Playing House by heartlines reviews
Two years after graduation, Sam is successfully running a restaurant in Seattle when Melanie comes and drops a baby into her lap. How will she deal with raising her sister's baby? And will a certain someone be helping her?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,038 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sam P., Freddie B.
It hits the fan by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
South Park is suffering from a heat wave and Kyle has a way of dealing with it. But Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if he didn't demand some us of it as well. Heat, however, makes people act strange and before you know it things spiral out of control. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,740 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Silent Lie by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Clyde has a special talent that makes the ladies go crazy and the other boys immensely jealous. One person at school however, is not so impressed with it at all. Cryde - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Victory by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Kyle is dating Bebe, Cartman lost his I-Pod and there is a big dance coming up. Cartman doesn't like any of those things. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Stuck in the Middle With You by Chasing Rabbits reviews
After the death of Kenny's dad, Stan and Kyle return to South Park with their two sons to offer their friend support and in the process end up rediscovering themselves and their relationship. Kenny, on the other hand, is just trying to keep his own crumbling family together for as long as possible, and could definitely use some help. Style & Bunny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Eat You Alive by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
140 Characters or Less by Breathlessly reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Cartman realizes one hundred and forty characters isn't enough for his jew. Kyman oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bromance is for Pussies by inu382 reviews
Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,586 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Cry Baby by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Knight in Shining Armour by Elle-ish reviews
If I could talk to my 18 year old self, here is what I would say. Get out of denial. There is no such thing as a knight in shining armour, especially for someone like you. Warning: use of language, and dark themes in later chapters. Slash
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,564 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
South Park Truth or Dare by whitemokona234 reviews
an innocent little game of truth or dare with our favorite SP characters... or maybe not-so-innocent at all! you decide! XD Ratings may change due to maturity of dares/truths
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
iSeddie by S. Benson reviews
Sam made the first move, now Freddie is confused if he should make the next one. After the events of iOMG. My first story, hope you like it!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 252,768 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
School Scandal by Peppertails51 reviews
Sequel to 'Close Quarters'. Drake and Josh have finally admitted to their true feelings and are now exploring the benefits. But can they keep their relationship a secret? Or is it too hot to hide. DrakexJosh.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
An opportunity arrives, giving Kyle the chance to finally speak up for himself and what he believes in, but as he gains new friends in places he never imagined to find them, the most important figure in his life is slowly being driven away. STYLE R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,252 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I'm Not Going to Think About Him by damn expensive eggs reviews
I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Quiescence by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle and Cartman have never seen eye to eye. Could a crack-pot proposal from an outside party finally bring some harmony to their tumultuous relationship? KyleXCartman, with a few side pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Close Quarters by Peppertails51 reviews
When you spend every day with someone, you might get closer than you thought. This is a lesson Josh will learn the hard way... literally. DrakexJosh. Check out the sequel: 'School Scandal'.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
The Distance Between Us by Indiana Beach Bum reviews
I can't tell him now. I can't tell him ever. How are you supposed to tell your boyfriend you know his most devastating secret? Mostly Wendy's POV. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,799 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.
Overcoming Obstacles by BroflovskiFan reviews
Ch. 10 up. Mounting pressure puts strain on Stan and Kyle's relationship. Between parents, deception and shrinks, only one question remains: will Kyle risk losing his family, or lose Stan? Sequel to AESAD.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Acting The Part by Kenny's Most Wanted reviews
In a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted affections of All the Ladies, Kyle takes Kenny's suggestion to act gay...with Stan, who may not be just acting.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,897 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Operation CARD by FoxieSango reviews
A KND Valentine fiction! Wally has something special to give to Kuki, but he's afraid she won't like it. Can he get over his fear and give it to her in time? Soopah Long Oneshot, but worth being read!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
After Everything's Said and Done by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. New feelings are unearthed between the boys when they return to South Park after their first university terms for winter break. Chaos and hilarity ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,964 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Fairy Tales Suck reviews
Kenny just wants his life to be like a fairy tale, but not all of us can have a happy ending. Minor K2. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2014
The Death Note of Love reviews
Do you know how it feels to see the one you love in the arms of someone else? It hurts so fucking bad. Slightly Style/Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Hate Kyle Broflovski reviews
Kyle Broflovski, that fucking Jew rat who the hell does he think he is stealing my red crayon!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete