Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Naruto, Hush, Hush, Ouran High School Host Club, Twilight, and Rise of the Guardians.
hello children of the wolrd! it is i! the great Spark of a White Wolf! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
... jup im weird like that.(live with it.) you humans can just call me sparky. got it? good.
oh and fyi, i still love you guys and your awsome reviews. JOIN WATTPAD ASAP!
NOTE! this here is where i dis-claim i own anything on this site, or anything i write about on this website. if i did own anything on this website, world domination would be within my reach. but since it is-int, here's the disclaimer.
I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING ON FAN-FICTION OTHER THAN MY IMAGINATION!!
Name: none of yo beeswax! find my middle name on ma deviantart though...
Age: i thought we made that clear. im sixteen. 16 years of age.
Hobbies: reading writing, drawing, talking, breathing, eating, not paying atention to people... and just having fun over all.
Favorite manga,anime,books, ect.: long ass list. Twilight saga, In the forest of the night, The hunger games, Naruto, Rurouni kenshin, Black cat, Vampire knight, Dengeki daisy, the last dragon chronicals, i am here, alice in the country of hearts, march story, green egs and ham, the outsiders, inubaka crazy for dogs, hawksong, tithe, Bleach, Shaman king, Dragon rider, the host. games: Okami, Pokemon, Fire emblem; radiant dawn, Metal slug, Super Paper Mario, New Super Smash Bros Brawl, Street Fighters, Mortal Combat, Yoshi's Island, Epic Mickey. movies: Pirats of the carribian, The Lion King, The lost boys, The crow.
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"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"
things to do at walmart when bored...
1.As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
2.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
3.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
4.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
5.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
7.Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.
8.Go to the food court, buy a drink, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
9.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
10.Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
11.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
12.Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
13.Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
14.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
15.Hold indoor shopping cart races.
16.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
17.Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
18.Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
19.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
20.Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
21.Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22.Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
23.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
24.Play with the automatic doors.
25.Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
26.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
27."Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
28.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
29.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
"those who break the rules are trash but those who abandon their friends are worse then trash"
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"If you are normal the crowd will accept you, if your deranged they'll make you their leader!"