A NOTE TO ALL:
I just finished going over some of my stories. Wow, they are all really, really terrible. So before any of you go and read them (which you either won't or have already done so by now) please know that I wrote them at least five years ago, when I was a stupid little kid with nothing better to do with her life. So they all suck. I really, really hate them. I swear I'm more mature now and so are my ideas. I haven't actually written anything new yet, but please trust me when I say that my ideas are truly not as bad as the ones on here. I'm keeping these stories up until I can take them down and rework the ones that I think have a chance. Just...don't judge me harshly. I'm so embarassed to call these my own. And I'm also sorry that they're all really short and that I barely gave them a chance. Ok, thanks for listening.

Previous penname - Sister of Darkness

Hello, hola, bonjour, and shalom to everyone. Wow, that was really dorky.

Stats
Name: Melissa (Liss is fine, too)
Age: 19
Gender: female
Nationality: American

Favorites:

Books
Harry Potter series
The True Story of the Three Little Pigs (seriously, it's a real book!)
I Am the Cheese
Artemis Fowl series
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Twilight saga

Movies
The Mummy
The Mummy Returns
Stargate
Bedazzled
Miss Congeniality
Evolution
10 Things I Hate About You
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Dogma
Not Another Teenage Movie
Kill Bill vol. I+II
The Princess Bride

TV Shows
Stargate: SG-1
Stargate Atlantis
Battlestar Galactica
Fairly Odd Parents
That 70's Show
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Heroes
Pushing Daisies
Reno 911!
Hell's Kitchen
24
Psych
MacGyver
Jericho
Angel

Animes/Mangas
Fushigi Yugi
Arjuna: Earth Maiden
Inuyasha: Feudal Fairy Tale (I haven't finished it yet so don't tell me anything!)
Ceres: Celestial Legend
Marmalade Boy

I (used to) mostly write Fushigi Yugi, Stargate, and Harry Potter fics. But as of now, I'm kinda only on Stargate and Harry Potter.

Here's a list of the pairings that I like/will read. Doesn't mean that I've read any of those yet, but it's ones I'm open to.

(It's weird, though. For Harry Potter, I feel like I'm not ready to read any fics based on Nineteen Years Later characters, or any Remus/Tonks. I love the pairing and I feel like some people would just ruin it for me. But maybe someone will write a good one someday...)

Harry Potter
Yay
Draco/Hermione
Draco/Pansy
Ron/Hermione
Ron/Pansy
Ron/Luna
Luna/Dean
Harry/Ginny
James/Lily
Snape/Lily
Fred/Angelina
Voldemort/Bellatrix

Nay
Harry/Hermione
Blaise/Ginny
Snape/Hermione
Maurader/Hermione
Weasley (not Ron)/Hermione
Angelina/George (you just don't date your dead twin's girlfriend! etiquette 101!)
Voldemort/Draco

Possibly
Sirius/Remus
Harry/Draco
Voldemort/Snape
Dumbledore/Grindelwald

Stargate SG1
Yay
Sam/Jack
Daniel/Janet
Daniel/Vala (rarely)
Quetesh/Ba'al

Nay
Jack/Daniel
Sam/Daniel
Sam/Cam
Sam/Teal'c
Sam/Vala
Jack/Vala (they don't even know each other)
Cam/Vala
Sam/Martouf
Sam/Jonas
Teal'c/Ishta

Stargate Atlantis
Yay
Weir/Sheppard
Weir/McKay
Teyla/Ronan
Teyla/Beckett

Nay
McKay/Sheppard
Teyla/Sheppard
Katie Brown/McKay
Sam/McKay
McKay/Beckett

Tin Man
Yay
Az/Cain
King/Queen
DG/Jeb

Nay
DG/Cain (he's too old for her...but if I have to, I'll try it)
DG/Glitch or Ambrose (see above)
DG/Raw

Jericho
Yay
Stanley/Mimi
Jake/Emily
Jake/Heather
Beck/Heather
Heather/Russell (or whoever that other guy she knew was)

Nay
Hawkins (at all)

Angel
Yay
Angel/Cordelia
Fred/Wesley
Fred/Lorne
Wesley/Lyla
Connor/Faith

Nay
Connor/Cordelia
Fred/Gunn
Fred/Knox
Illyria/Wesley

BSG
Yay
Roslin/Adama
Helo/Athena

Nay
Lee/Kara
Lee/Dee
Gaius/Caprica Six
Gaius/D'Anna
Saul/Caprica Six
Saul/Ellen

6-24-09
I was right, I haven't really done anything lately. I've done a bit more on the Skaara-epic but that's about it. Is this something I've outgrown? I really should get down to it. I've also started reading Harry Potter fanfics again. I guess fanfiction is more of a summer thing for me. And...I guess that's it. Nothing else has been started up again. I'm sorry guys, I really am. I've got to finish something at some point, and push myself to do it. I think the problem is that I don't want to publish something because I'm afraid I'll think of something better down the road, and then hate what I've already written, which is what's happening now. But I'll try harder, I promise.

8-4-08
Will whoever is reading this hate me if I say that I can barely remember that first chapter of the Pansy Parkinson fic? I seriously wrote for two days and that was it. It's somewhere in my files, I guess. I have major writing ADD. I need help. So...another update on my doings. I'm getting back into my first love and hopefully major masterpiece, my Skaara-epic. I've really really been trying. You'd be amazed at how much I've actually done. Or not, since it's mostly just mental stuff. Anyway, I recently searched for fics with Skaara as a main character, and over the past four-five years, they've increased slightly...from 2 entries to 2 PAGES. Needless to say I'm sort of intimidated. Mine is shit and I know it's shit. But you know something else - I don't care. Even if no one ever reviews it I'm going to post it, because I owe it to myself to finish SOMETHING. I'm a little iffy about people giving me flames because I've "stolen their material." While I'm going to make it clear in the first author's note, I have to get it off my chest now. Under no circumstances have I ever taken, stolen, borrowed, or used an idea from someone else's fic without first asking them. So if my story sounds familiar at all, it's honestly just "great minds think alike." Because really, how many ideas are there in the world? It's allowed for multiple writers to make a betrothed for Skaara and have him grappeling with his thoughts. And besides, I wrote mine in freaking 2002-2003. How do you know YOU didn't take MY ideas, when I had the story up for a few months? Hmmm? Right. So, I just wanted to say that now. I'm still nervous about actually posting it...oh well. In addition to this flowing through my fingertips I've been musing over a Harry Potter fic, a "south of the border" Dramione. I've also been thinking about a BSG Roslin/Adama and a regular fiction version of Macbeth. So that's my crazy mind. But you know me. NONE of it will have gotten very far by the time I update next. Thanks for listening. =D

11-19-07
Howdy once again, whoever is still looking at my profile. Which is about no one, since it's been an insane amount of time since I did...well, anything. It's writer's block and business, and I've kinda lost the passion. But there is good news. I've decided to make it a goal for myself to finish many of my stories next summer, before college. That way they're not looming over my head. And yesterday I also sat down and wrote most of the first chapter of a new fic I've been thinking about. It's a Pansy Parkinson ( from Harry Potter) fic...I'm hoping it won't be as shitty as the first chapter is. But that's that...and I've also changed my penname. It was time.

NOTE: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
Wanna know why I haven't been updating in awhile? Most of it is...WRITER'S BLOCK! If you want me to update a fic, I'd be glad if you email me with some suggestions! I've gotten emails asking for new chapters, but I can't write if I don't have ideas. And I really wanna write. So please, please, PLEASE, if you have ideas, I love hearing them!