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Joined 01-25-03, id: 332479
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Inuyasha.
Hi, welcome to my lair. I write Harry Potter, InuYasha, Slayers, and my own fiction. I am slash friendly. Screw that, I love Slash. I hate bios. They really suck. Feel free to email me if you want to...

If you need/want a beta for your Harry Potter fanfiction, try going to

and go to the Database. There you can find a beta who will do your story. (I'm in there! Try 'Dyane'!)

I have decided to add to my bio... because I am in history and am really bored...

I am working on:

The Cliched Trilogy: (Humor/Slashy)
Lucius Malfoy's Adventures
Draco's Experiments
Severus' Hell
All three are very Slashy, probably very AU-ish, and are extremely perverted/silly. They include almost every slash pairing you could think of. And the Giant Squid. But In a good way. Hehe. (Edges toward door) DE and SH should be out any day now.,..
Severus' Hell will give a whole new meaning to SS/HP/SS

Some of my favorite pairings include

And I refuse to tell you which fandoms those belong to. Haha.
Not that anyone cares...

I hate to do this, but "Sit Boy" is on hiatus, maybe permanently. I have too much crap going on right now, and I don't think it is going anywhere. If you have any ideas of what to do with it, leave a review and I will consider updating.

Hey, a friend of mine had the same username as me, and wanted to post under this one. So I said ok. WARNING: This person is not sane. They do not write fluffy lightness like I do. I have known them online for two years and they have yet to tell me their gender. Any question about it is met with a "Sore wa himitsu desu." Damn them. They will mark their fics with an 'EmeraldYoukai.' Don't read them unless you are perverted. Like me. Actually, don't even read the rest of this bio if you get squicked out too easily. Here is her/his/its bio.

Hi! I am a ? year old from San Francisco who loves to write slash in the HP and LotRs fandoms. I also do crossovers with the two. I like Harry/Severus, Harry/Draco, Harry/Lucius, and Harry/Legolas. Harry is a slut, isn't he? I also adore Percy/Oliver, just because it is beyond adorable. Silver thinks I am a perverted bastard. (giggles insanely) At least I don't do Hagrid/Dumbledore. That's just icky. Silver said that she wouldn't talk to me if I ever did that! (She had a conversation with someone about the squickiest pairings) Anyhow, I love you, whoever is reading this! Please review any of my fics! (the ones I will post shortly) Or Silver's!

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Of Headmasters and Socks by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED! Dumbledore has disappeared! What to do! The Hogwarts staff bring the most Slytherinish Gryffindor into the picture. Add four crazy ghosts, stir and serve!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,369 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love of my Soul by Artemis Luna Diana reviews
Xover w/LotR - Something Dumbledore says leads Harry to believe that if he bonds with his soulmate, he'll have a better chance at defeating Voldemort. But after the spell is cast Hermione & Ron are found unconscious, and Harry is gone. SLASH Harry/Legolas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P.
The Beginning or The End? by The Deity Of Fun Dinner reviews
Using group effort, Naraku is defeated and the jewel is whole again. There's decisions to be made and a wish to make. Soon though, our group finds that even when everything seems to be sorted out, their trials are far from over.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 151,115 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 12/28/2002
Turn Back Time by Iani Ancilla reviews
A spell cast to annihilate the Boy-Who-Lived ends up hitting a Death Eater turned spy. What will come out of it? (summaries are not my thing... ^^;;) added chap 4!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Heart Divided by Merith reviews
*Completed* Inuyasha sends Kagome back to her time as he has promised Kikyou he would give her his protection. As fate would show, the two are meant to be together, and as this story develops they find that out for themselves.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,490 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Complete
A Series of Failed Clichés by Razzabeth reviews
When clichés go bad. HP/DM, among others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2002 - Published: 5/31/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Onyx Days reviews
In the hopes of learning Voldemort's plans Harry takes a potion that opens his scar connection all the way. How will sharing his mind with the Dark Lord affect him? And why does Dumbledore not seem to care? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Thousand Mirrors reviews
There is a room that hold a thousand mirrors, each reflecting a different reality. When Harry lives a year in each, what will be different? Will Harry stay sane long enough to get home? Once he gets home, will he even be Harry anymore? SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sit Boy reviews
Inuyasha is impatient and follows Kagome around when she is in her world. Who is she talking to? A boy? Who is this Houjo?!?! Not around HIS Shikon shard detector! Stand back Kagome! Inuyasha will save you from the ever-cheerful boy! I/K S/M
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,570 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
The Cliched Trilogy: Lucius' Adventures reviews
Fluffy. A parody of love potions, Lucius, the Giant Squid (don't ask), slash, Snape, Narcissa's recreational habits, and everything else. Contains Slash and PERVERSITY. And leather. Hehe. Rated R for general adult... stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Butter Pecan Ice Cream reviews
This is just odd. Voldemort really needs smarter minions... How dare they bring him strawberry ice cream when he clearly asked for butter pecan? Humor. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Voldemort - Complete