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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Bible, and Hunger Games.
Age: I'm about to graduate High School ;)
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Name: Call me Mrs.Uchiha _
I like writing lemon. Nothing with the akatsuki and Sakura (sorry Sakura fan girls. I can only get too much of Sakura) and I like writing about... guess who _ Btw, I hate YAOI. You'll never see anything. with. Yaoi. I'm sorry. NOT! ...
well yeah, I am.
Favorite Naruto Pairings
Hinata x any male character
Ino x Sai
Temari x Shikamaru
Konan x Yahiko/Pein
Tenten x Neji
Favorite other stuff
Portgeaz D Ace
Mizore (Rosario to Vampire)
Ryoga (Ranma 1/2)
Chocolate chip cookies
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions-
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Konan/Gaara)
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? (Sasori)
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Temari, Pein)
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Hidan)
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Deidara and Konan)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Kakashi/Hidan or Kakashi/Kakuzu)
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Kisame walked in on Deidara and Temari )
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Itachi /Kakuzu)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Hinata/Pein)
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Kisame/Temari)
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Sasori/Hinata)
12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het? (Itachi)
13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven? (Gaara)
14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ? (Deidara/Sasori/Kakashi)
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Kakuzu)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Pein)
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Hinata/Konan/Temari)
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Kakuzu Deidarai)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Gaara Deidara/Pein)
20) How emo is Seven? (Kisame)
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Well, Hinata, Itachi and the akatsuki (minus Madara)
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?I like Hinata pairings. yeah.
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I hate yaoi, but i don't like hentai. So neither?
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? In the anime, Naruhina, in fanfic, Kibahina. (SASUHINA)
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?Um, Neither?
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?I don't really like fillers.
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No.
17) Sub or dub? I don't care.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I don't like, her, but, eh, she's okay.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? AWESOME!
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke, because you can make him talk!
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yeah...
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yeah...
27) Do you like lemons? I guess...
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? YEAH...
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No, what is that?
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? No
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? yeah, my friend.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? yeah...
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No...
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades in school?No, not really.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? nope.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Lol, yeah.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? I draw them, but I don't post it onliine.
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? nope. But I'll make one.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Oh, hell yeah, but that was obvious two years ago.
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
(Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Azkaban) "We must be nearly there," said Ron, leaning forward to look past Professor Lupin at the now completely black window.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:35. I was close.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Water being shaken by my brother.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Park. (St. Vartans)
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My PM to Kiss-A-Hupplepuff-From-D4
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans, A black t-shirt, A red sweater, white socks...
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
um, half an hour ago?
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Shelves of books.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
nah, the usual.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Stay in the place I live now, pay my library fees, Buy a new wardrobe, then save the rest until I really need it.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You don't know anything... But I dislike dark chocolate, and I love milk chocolate :)
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Diseases. Everything would be cured.
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Something short and sweet and Asian, like Nim, Ani, Kim. I would also talk to my huband :x
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Easy, but something Asian, maybe Yuuki, Or Hiro, Or Yoshi. Again, I would have to talk to my husband :x
[x] You would do anything to protect your family.
[x] You have good aim. (Kinda)
[ ] You hate cats.
[ ] You aren’t fond of people in general.
[x] You hate being indebted to people.
[ ] You hold grudges.
[ ] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.
[ ] When you sing, the birds fall silent.
3/8 (Uh, I dont know about singing and birds.)
[x ] You’re an artist.
[ ] You love to bake.
[x ] You can decorate well.
[ ] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.
[x ] You’re clever.
[ ] Your favorite color is orange.
[ ] People tend to be charmed by you.
[ ] You’re a hopeless romantic.
[ ] You have a strong sense of self.
[x] You question everything.
[x] You’re very defiant.
[x] You’re spontaneous.
[x] You’re a rebel with a cause.
[x] You would do absolutely anything for justice.
[ ] You like "secrets".
[x ] You like sugar cubes.
[ ] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous.
[ ] You’re a skilled swimmer.
[ ] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.
[ ] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be.
[x] You’re protective.
[ ] You’re innocent.
[x] You adore animals.
[ ] You love helping people in need.
[ ] People seem to be fond of you.
[x ] Over time you’ve become quite wise.
[ ] You are nurturing.
[x ] You’re creative.
[ ] You root for the underdog.
[x ] You dress simply.
[x ] You stand up for your cause.
[x] Your hair is simple and easily manageable.
[x ] You tend to have brilliant ideas.
[ ] You’re materialistic.
[ ] You’ve dyed your hair a wild colour.
[ ] You’re somewhat naive.
[ ] You’re chirpy.
[ ] You’re punctual and hate lateness.
[ ] Etiquette is important to you.
0/6 (Effie is punctual?)
[x] You’re very sarcastic.
[ ] You get drunk often.
[x] People might find you condescending.
[x] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.
[x] You’re very lonely.
4/5 (... )
[ ] You’re a bold, gutsy person.
[x] People might call you crazy. (Might? People DO call me crazy)
[x] You want things to be fair.
[ ] You’ve had a rough time in life.
[x] You really don’t like most people.
[ ] You don’t like being in water.
3/6 ( I like Johanna a little)
[x] You love music.
[ ] You’re small and graceful.
[x ] You hum often.
[ ] You inspire others.
[ ] You’re always hungry.
[x ] People underestimate you.
3/6 (Then I shove it up their face so they don't underestimate me)
List Your 10 Favorite Naruto Characters and Answer the RP Questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?
Itachi. I would blush, and pretend to go back to sleep.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Deidara. Turn it off, and grab my towel, and RUN AWAY!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Pein to Temari. I'd stare at him, and go back to whatever I was doing.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Konan. AT least don't make it paper. :P
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Sasori. I'd stare at his cute child face. And go to the water to play :3
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Kakashi. Aren't you the son of the White fang of Konoha? Who's my mom?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Hidan. I'd ignore it. He's immune anyway, right?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Temari. I'd say, stop making fun of yourself. >:(.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Gaara. Try to become better friends with him. What can I say? TOO ADORABLE.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Deidara. Some art supples. (Like pencils, couse I use them wayy too much.)
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Pein. Stand there and not give a damn.
You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Konan. Walk away?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Gaara, Itachi. I would be ecstatic about it, and Itachi honestly would just wonder why Gaara and me hooked up. (I would wonder about that too...)
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Kakashi. Read his perverted book in my emo corner.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Gaara. Stare at me funnily.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
ITachi. HE'S SO DAMN HOT AND NICE AND PERFECT!!!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Hinata. Temari. I would ask if she's drunk.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Deidara. I guess... Although I would love to see the parents of a violent guy like Deidara!
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Pein. Temari. I don't care.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Konan. Sasori. Bad Konan. BAD Konan. baaad Konan.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?
Sasori. Not give a damn?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Kakashi. Do I look that bad?
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Hidan. Haha, you actually deserve it :3
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Temari. Delete it.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Gaara Itachi. Have my heart shatter in two. How'd they meet anyway?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Deidara. Pein. Don't break my controller. I need to defeat Call of Duty. K?
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Itachi Sasori. No
Would 2 trust 5?
Hinata Konan. YES HINATA IS TOO GULLIBLE.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Pein. Gaara. Pein is one lonely guy now.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Konan Itachi. Peer Mediation???
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Sasori. Deidara. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Something artistic.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Kakashi. Temari. Lots of money?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Hidan. Konan. Hidan would back away slowly.
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Temari. Sasori. No.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Gaara. Temari. Gaara's little teddy bear. :3
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Itachi. Gaara. Sand crushing coffin!
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Hinata. Temari. Temari would throw it out.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Sasori. I 'd quickly invite him.
7 won the lottery?
Kakashi. The bookstore's adult section is gonna be empty...
8 had quite a big secret?
Hidan. He actually loves flowers?
9 became a singer?
Temari. Kankuro would ignore her. FOREVER.
10 got a daughter?
Gaara. I hope it's mine ;) or Hinata's...
What would 1 think of 2?
Itachi. Hinata. That's Hyuuga's heiress... She's pretty...
What would 4 envy about 5?
Pein. Konan. ... Um, Yahiko?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Konan. Sasori. Not another Akatsuki meeting!
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Sasori. Kakashi. Thay have two eyes, one nose, a mouth?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Kakashi. Hidan. About Kakuzu trying to take his heart?
Where would 8 meet 9?
Hidan. Temari. Gaara mission?
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Temari. Gaara. That Gaara looks like a panda bear.
What would make 1 scared of 10?
Itachi. Gaara. His Shukaku. I think?
Is 3 Gay?
Deidara. probably not...
How do you feel right now?
Tired. It's eleven...
See which Akatsuki member you are the most like
[Pein Score: 4]
[Konan Score: 2]
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 6 ]
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 6]
[Sasori Score: 5]
[Deidara Score: 5]
[Kakuzu Score: 2]
[Hidan Score: 4]
[Zetsu Score: 4]
[Tobi Score: 4]
[Orochimaru Score: 1]