J.J. Smith
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Joined 10-09-11, id: 3325356, Profile Updated: 05-25-14
Author has written 13 stories for Glee.

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The Bear and the Chipmunk by ImaginedInsanity reviews
"I wasn't always like this," Sebastian said softly and so earnestly that Dave almost didn't hear him. He sank down into a chair by the door, four feet from Dave's bed, as if he could catch suicide. "Neither was I," Dave replied with a sarcastic smile.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - D. Karofsky, Sebastian S.
Fantasies by Metamorphosis2011 reviews
This is basically just plain Kurtofsky smut. Kurt and Dave are at college together in NY and are roomies and good friends. Then one night they become so much more. More info and full warnings inside!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
True Love Will Find You in the End by ktfranceebee reviews
Do to an extenuating amount of circumstances, Kurt has put on a few pounds. As if he wasn't self-conscious about it on his own, Blaine breaks up with him. Kurt finds that the people who accept him despite his faults are the ones who matter most.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Five Times Sebastian Asked Kurt To Marry Him by dontbreathetoodeep reviews
With most people it takes one time, you celebrate or you give up. For Sebastian Smythe, it takes five times to get an answer. Four of the times, Kurt thinks he isn't serious. But he is, he's the most serious he's ever been. And he won't give up on Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Kurtofsky Smut with Watersports Kink by sebkurtofskyftw reviews
When Kurt's secret fantasy comes to light... kinky sex happens. Warnings/Kinks: urine play, shower sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Mine for the Weekend by LizzyPoodle reviews
There are consequences when Dave and Kurt make a bet.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,224 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Twinge by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
My take on episode 3x8, wherein Sectionals happens. Spoilers ahoy. There's Kurtofsky and Seblaine , which should not be a surprise to anyone who has read my stuff before. Rated T for swears, and the fact that Sebastian is way inappropriate in my head.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
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Only Exception reviews
After moving to New York Chantal can finally be who she really is. Kurt/mtf!Sebastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
What is this feeling? reviews
Kurt is in for a not so pleasant surprise when he finds out who his new roommate is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Sebastian 626 reviews
Kurt finds out his boyfriend has a soft spot for a certain blue alien when they visit Disneyland together
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Scarves reviews
TW: major character death, suicide. Sebastian has a hard time dealing with his husband dying. M for mature themes, no sex here.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
We'll Rebuild Our World reviews
"What's the last thing you remember?" "I remember I left Breadstix after you told me you just wanted to be friends."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Falling For You reviews
Kurt is an angel who has been watching over Blaine since he was young. He knows he's not allowed to interfere with the humans, but Blaine looks like he needs help.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scandal in the Bathroom reviews
KURTBASTIAN "We're in a bathroom at Scandals, how far can we take this?"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Dad, I have an admirer San, I screwed up reviews
Dave and Kurt talk to the person they're closest to about what happened on Valentine's Day. Warning: Character Death
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Texts after Valentine's reviews
Dave and Kurt text each other after Valentine's Day
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Philip Dawson reviews
Dave hasn't seen Kurt in ten years but he still has feelings for him. When he meets Kurt again at a reunion he finds out that Kurt might have feelings for him as well, but not in a way either of them expected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/8/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Strings reviews
This story takes place in a world where roughly 9 out of 10 people have some superpower. Kurt gets his power and can now see the Strings Of Fate that connect two soul mates. Suddenly, the beautiful future he wanted to share with Blaine collapses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,905 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Mirror reviews
DISCONTINUED Glee AU where about 9 out of 10 people have a super power. This is the story of Quinn and her power. Companion piece to Strings
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Eat me reviews
ONE SHOT - cracky Halloween one shot. Kurt suddenly becomes his costume, a sexy wolf, and wants to eat Dave.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete