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Joined 10-09-11, id: 3325402, Profile Updated: 12-29-12
Author has written 28 stories for Scarlett Letter, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Halo, Elder Scroll series, Divergent Trilogy, Hobbit, and Tainted Realm Trilogy.

Hello Everyone!

Because I just had the overwhelming desire to erase every word of this and hope really hard that nobody ever read it, I'm re-writing it. Or at least editing it...

You are probably here for one of two reasons; a) you were sent here by my arch enemy known only as Abbatemarco(you should totally check her out if you are into Assasin's Creed or the Elder Scrolls) or b) you read one of my stories. If its the latter I am psyched!
While I think that fanfiction is oodles of fun, I am NOT one of those nutty people who devotes all their time and/or energy into it. Any thing I post on here will be purely for my own amusement.

In case you haven't already guessed, Harry Potter is one of my favorite things ever. I love Ron. Not in a 'ooh! he's so hot!' way, but he is my favorite character in the series. My sister describes it as I am non-romantically infatuated with him. Fortunately, I have discovered through Fanfiction that I am not alone. There are a ton of really great writers who share my love of Ron as a character. I never get tired of Ron stories. Especially if they include Ron and Hermione or Harry and Ron bromance. I think that their bromance is the greatest thing in the world, and I have come to appreciate it even more now that I've watched other things with other guys who are so difficult and stubborn about their friendship. Apart from their fight in Goblet of Fire and Ron's leaving in Deathly Hallows, Harry and Ron just go about being friends. And I love them for it. I also love the friendship of the whole trio.

I also really love the show Merlin, probably more than is healthy. Don't ask me how I feel about season 5, or the ending unless you're prepared for a really long rant. If you are up for said rant, feel free to PM me because I've been told that talking about stuff helps. If I'm being 100% honest Titanic is my favorite movie. I am absolutely terrible at Halo, and I have no idea why I like the Hunger Games. I'm getting really into the Elder Scrolls, and I got really attached to the auto name Microsoft gave to my X-Box live account, and so almost a year later, I still play as it.

Other random things about me would be that I have an unhealthy amount of stuffed animals, I collect squirrels and lobsters, and one of my biggest dreams is to own a donkey, who I will give a Spanish name, like Pedro or Javier. My other favorite show besides Merlin is How I Met Your Mother, and I almost cried when they showed that Barney and Robin get married. I did cry at Barney's proposal. And I can't think of much else about me, so I'm going to resort to what I believe is one of the best ways to learn about someone; sharing my ships. This may take a while...

Harry Potter: Ron and Hermione, Lily and James, Harry and Ginny, Lupin and Tonks, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Luna and Dean, or Luna and Neville, Draco and Apple, Bill and Fleur, and I'm sure there are more. But I can't think of them. Merlin: Arthur and Gwen, Balinor and Hunith, Morgause and Cenred, Uther and Ygraine, and Merlin and Freya, Morgana, or even Mithian, depending. I also read about Percival and Elena as a joke somewhere, and for some reason the idea has stuck with me and I kind of like it. Hunger Games:Finnick and Annie, Katniss's mom and dad, and Katniss and Peeta. How I Met Your Mother: Barney and Robin, Marshall and Lily, Ted's ex-girlfriend who talks too much and the deaf guy, and Ted and the elusive mother.
I also really love Faramir and Eowyn from Lord of the Rings. Naturally, I also love Jack and Rose from Titanic. A lot. And Cal and Ruth. They should just have gotten married and let Rose and Jack be.

If anyone out there is into Lily and James, or Halo, or Assasin's Creed, you should all check out TheHaloFreak who has written about all of those things and is awesome.

if you read Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows in less then 24 hour copy and paste this onto your profile!
Heck yeah I did!

This also seems as good a place as any to give a shout out to the super awesome Don'tBlink17, who was kind enough to be my beta for Everything Is Wrong, as well as a super cool person to talk to.

I've changed my mind and am no longer done with fanfiction. Worth Waiting For and Everything Is Wrong both have another chapter in the works, and I am also working on a Tonks and Lupin oneshot and an epic mutli chaptered story about Balinor and Hunith. So yeah, those will happen at some point.

I understand that I am incredibly arrogant if I believe that anyone is actually going to read this pointless bio.

I did not draw my beautiful profile picture. Suffice it to say that the artist is super awesome:)

Pancakes!
-BarbedWire

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The Heart of Erebor by TheTimelessCycle reviews
'He could stand the wild light in his uncle's gaze. He withstood the crazed glint that entered the ravenous stares of his companions. But when that madness seeped also into the eyes of his own beloved brother, he knew something had to be done. He just wasn't expecting it to be this.'-The gold sickness of Erebor claims one more, and the path of destiny is irrevocably changed.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 196,325 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Aftershocks by cecania13 reviews
Sequel to Aftermath. Five years have passed since Fili, son of Dis, took the throne of Erebor. But in those five years, the kingship has changed him and his family isn't the only one who has noticed. Faced with strife from within the mountain, Fili must learn to ride the currents of the changes coming or break under the pressure of them. Rated M for later chapters; will be Fili/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 161,236 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Fili, Kili
The Hands of the King by wealhtheow21 reviews
Kili is reckless and accident-prone. Luckily, Fili has a peculiar gift for catching him when he falls.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/24 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Taur-e-Ndaedelos by Mythopoeia reviews
In which Fíli son of Dís escapes some webs, slays some spiders, and frets over his younger brother. Mirkwood is a terrible, terrible place.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,891 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Fili, Kili, Bilbo B.
The Mark of Gideon by Nalbal reviews
With age comes responsibility and painful changes. Nobody said it was easy to juggle the roles of Big Brother, Budding Warrior, and Crown Prince to a distant throne. Indeed, as he begins to see the world differently through maturing eyes, Fíli finds himself smothering beneath the burdens while his increasing feelings of anger and frustration are left to simmer beneath the surface.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,143 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis
Goblin Fever and the Greyflood by LRoseC reviews
Fili and Kili escort a caravan through the mountains when they're attacked by goblins. All is not well with Kili, but slave mongers capture him before Fili can find out what's wrong. Now Kili must protect his friends long enough for his family to find them while Fili fears his brother won't last long enough to be found. NO SLASH! Just Bro Feels. Some Fili Whump. Kili Whump galore.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,790 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Bofur, Kili
Sunday by HalfASlug reviews
After years of battles with Dark magic and each other, Ron and Hermione have earned the right to spend a couple of days in bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,251 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Schism by BelloftheSea reviews
The last time I saw Al, his hands were pressed against the glass, tears streaming down his face, his mouth wide open, screaming Brother! Brother! as the car drove away.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Minor Repair by MelonRinds reviews
How Pinako finds out that Edward and Winry have finally gotten together.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Australia by MsBinns reviews
Ron grieves the loss of his brother and tries to figure out life after the war while trying to navigate his new relationship with Hermione. Cover art is by the talented anxiouspineapples and is titled "At Long Last".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 340,824 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Adùruth-ghiluz by Italian Hobbit reviews
Adùruth-ghiluz, or Mourning-day, is the day that Dwarves honor those who have fallen in battle. Fíli has always hated it, for no amount of mourning, no amount of honor, can ever bring back his da.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Illusions by Italian Hobbit reviews
Fíli and Kíli get in a fight, and Fíli stomps off on his own... but when he doesn't return, it's up to Kíli to find him. But something has happened to Fíli, and he no longer seems to be the brother Kíli knows. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,739 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Keep Breathing, Stay Beating by ArmedWithMyComputer reviews
It feels like the world has ended when the stake enters the body next to him. George lets out this animalistic scream, fiercer than anything he's done before in his wolf form, when his best friend suddenly lists to the side. There's no Josie to take the fall for them this time. "What are we going to do?" A sob wells up in his chest, "Mitchell, how am I supposed to fix this?"
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell, George S., Nina P.
The Lonely Harbor by queenmab-scherzo reviews
Thorin, captain of the Oakenshield, is consumed with the need to reclaim his homeland, which was ravaged by pirates. Sometimes he and his nephews don't see eye-to-eye. A story about loss and homesickness and learning what to let go.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,519 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Prince's Shadow by Skyborn Huntress reviews
Kíli's always been in his older brother's shadow. Fíli is the fair-haired prince. The prodigy. Thorin's heir. And Kíli is, well...just Kíli! Fortunately, Kíli doesn't mind the expectations too much, until the day family honor means he's forced to be a prince, too. What ensues is an adventure filled with the antics of dwarflings, life in exile, family feuds, and Durin feels, oh my.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Go To Sleep! by LadyWallace reviews
Rained out of hunting Thorin and his nephews decide to stay at an inn, but an excited Fili and Kili aren't going to settle down easily. Brotherly antics and Pure shameless fluff. You have been warned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Fili, Kili, Thorin - Complete
No More Tone of Surprise by wazlib88 reviews
"They were not perfect, but that was why they were indestructible. When they vowed to love each other for better or for worse, they knew that they could do it because they already had, since the age of eleven." Ron asks a question, but he already knows the answer - and so do we. It was decided long ago. A direct response to the recent controversy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Private Little War by Nalbal reviews
Little Kíli has always had a penchant for trouble yet something about this situation is gravely different: the constant bruises, speaking of sought-out trouble; the all but silent admissions of guilt, lacking silver-tongued excuses. His luster fades as he folds slowly inward and his behavior continues on a downward spiral. What is plaguing Thorin Oakenshield's youngest sister-son?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kili, Fili, Thorin, Dis - Complete
Bad Blood by MistakenMagic reviews
"Your brother needs to learn that you will not always be there to protect him." Fili confronts Thorin about what happened in Lake-town. DOS spoilers.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Can't Lose You by OwenHarpersGirl reviews
After barely escaping the Stone Giants, Fili and Kili need to talk. Set in movie!verse. One-Shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Kili, Fili, Thorin - Complete
Great in the eyes of someone by mockingjelly reviews
Staying alive. That's about his area of expertise. Never did Haymitch think he would have to mentor them for the rest of their life. Post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Haymitch A. - Complete
Heart Trees by jeeno2 reviews
North of the Wall, Jon Snow breaks one set of vows and makes another. AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Jon S., Ygritte
The Tales of Weasley the Father by dieselwriter reviews
Who knew all of Ron's screw ups in life would result in helpful advice? Unfortunately for him, his children don't always appreciate his pearls of wisdom. *Chapter 32: Home*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 149,008 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G., Hugo W., Rose W.
Bring Them Home by MistakenMagic reviews
"You… You promised you would never… ask me to leave your side again." In the traumatic aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, a seriously injured Fili, wracked with survivor's guilt, is refusing the crown, leaving a bewildered Kili to pick up the pieces. Family Fic.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,951 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Here we go again by Basil Allegri reviews
Time-travel fic. Merlin, as court sorcerer, gets himself stuck in the body of his nineteen-year-old self, and he finds that he'll have to relive his life if he's to have any chance of finding a way home. That doesn't mean he'll have to do things exactly as he remembers them. "Cut it, Kilgharrah. I already know my destiny." AU S05E10 "The Kindness of Strangers" On Hiatus
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,391 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Merlin
Concerning Babies by Opal1030 reviews
A one-shot where Thorin slowly digs himself into a hole as he tries to explain to his young nephews where babies come from.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Company of Animals by justalotoffeelings reviews
Bilbo ponders what each of the Company would be as animals, and is inevitably given his own animal counterpart by Fili and Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
IKEA: An Unexpected Journey by PirateColey reviews
Thorin hates IKEA. He hates it with the kind of single-minded rage that is normally reserved for neighbors with loud music after 9PM, or people who don't use blinkers on the thru-way. When the Canton store first opened, he had gone with some friends to buy a bookcase and lost half a day wandering amongst the displays. He vowed never to go back. (CRACK fic. Durin's in IKEA.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Breaking Down the Wall by wazlib88 reviews
The war is over, but nothing is how it should be - not yet, anyway. Harry and Ginny have an important conversation and take the first steps toward making things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Firsts and Lasts by wazlib88 reviews
On 2 May 1998, Hermione Granger kissed Ron Weasley. On 21 June 2003, Ron Weasley married Hermione Granger. This is the story of the five years in between and of the firsts and lasts that made it all possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,348 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Race Against Time by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,418 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Fertility Rites by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Ed really doesn't want to take part in the Eostre celebration.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Edward E., Winry R., Alphonse E., Pinako R. - Complete
To Live By by Bru21 reviews
"Protect your brother and mother while I am away." Words to live by and to die for. "You're not your father-" "And neither are you!"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Game by rollwithbutter reviews
Kili and Fili can turn any chore into an adventure. While chasing glory, Fili finds himself in a sticky situation and Kili must pull off a daring rescue using more finesse than force. (Everyone pray for Fili...) Complete!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Aftermath by cecania13 reviews
Spoilers if you haven't read the book! Instead of dying in the Battle of Five Armies, Fili and Kili survive and have to face an idea they never thought would come to pass.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
For Better by thesecondshelf reviews
"He teases her, silently, she answers him with a look, and he believes, not for the first time, that there are aspects of magic that the wizarding world has yet to understand." Harry and Hermione talk about the past, present, and future... and a Romione wedding, of course :-). OneShot. H&Hr friendship fic featuring a lot of R/Hr and an itsy bit of H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dire-Hobbits by justalotoffeelings reviews
They were both very small the first time they heard about hobbits. Fili, of course, saw it as an opportunity for mischief. So when his little brother asked him, face alight with curiosity, what a hobbit was, there was absolutely no hesitation.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Kili, Fili
And Now by thesecondshelf reviews
(or, why Hermione needs to stop worrying and just listen to Ron every once in a while). The morning after Fred's funeral, Hermione wakes up in Ron's bed with too much on her mind (and not as much as she'd like on her body). Will these two ever get it together? Continues on from my story "Here," although it can most likely stand on its own. OneShot, T for Ron's mouth and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Quiet Kind of Distance by Tia-Pixie reviews
Set during the events of 'Do Not Speak to Me of Loss'. Kili is not oblivious to the turmoil between his brother and Uncle. Fili is completely conflicted and Thorin just doesn't seem to care. Cue general turmoil, confusion and concern. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Gloin, Kili - Complete
Brothers by Black Hawk reviews
"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,709 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Night Belongs to Them by Tia-Pixie reviews
"All I could think of doing in that moment was to stamp my foot and shout 'No' repeatedly until he understood that I did not want to sleep, I did not want to lay down beside my ridiculous little brother and I did not want my uncle to be watching my every move ." An exhausted Fili's plans at adulthood are not going well, but overall, he thinks that's probably best. COMPLETE
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Balin - Complete
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Do not speak to me of loss by Tia-Pixie reviews
Thorin is not a forgiving man, but he thanks Aule his nephews are. Weighed down by grief as they come closer to where he lost his family, Thorin overreacts to his nephews' joke on the hobbit and does something he shouldn't. Fluffy, angsty, all about Thorin and his nephews. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
I Will Protect You by Neocolai reviews
Of all the things that could have taken down their archer, only the most foolish notions involved a rabbit hole. Now it is up to Fili to look after his injured brother. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,205 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Ere Break of Day by Tia-Pixie reviews
In which Fili and Kili act like children, assert their independence, talk about serious things and just will NOT go to sleep. From tomorrow morning, whether they like it or not, Thorin is going to be their King and not their Uncle, but does Thorin have other ideas? Bit fluffy. Okay, more than a bit fluffy. COMPLETE
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Thirty Hours by HalfASlug reviews
It had been thirty hours. Thirty hours since he had finally called Harry on his lack of plan. Thirty hours since he had heard Hermione's cries. Thirty hours since he had let the beast consume him and destroy every part of his being that had been worth saving, leaving nothing but a bitter and angry mess behind. Thirty hours since he had left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories of the Coldest Winter by TintedS reviews
On a cold winter night, Suki and Sokka strengthen their bond.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Suki, Sokka - Complete
Banishment by Loopstagirl reviews
Merlin wasn't actually supposed to do as he was told for once. And he certainly wasn't supposed to take half of the kingdom with him!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Untold Weiredness of Noble Team by TheHaloFreak reviews
This is me playing around with Noble Team. im just blowing off steam so if its really bad oh well. i just need to get it out of my system so i can write my other story. expect ALOT of weirdness. summary sucks i know but there really isnt anything to say
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Blind by TheHaloFreak reviews
Lily hates James. James loves Lily. hes desperate for her to feel the same way, but shes blind to her ture feelings. just my version of how Lily fell in love and they got together. just some fluffy humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,448 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Who Knew? by fullmetalgrigori reviews
"If someone had told Ron Weasley in first year that he would end up marrying Hermione Granger, he would have punched them in the face." Various pairings throughout their Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
A Good Impression by SweetDeamon reviews
"That was the only burning question that Tonks had for Remus at that moment in time: Did you see my knickers?" Tonks tries to impress on her first mission for the Order...needless to say, it doesn't go to plan...!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
DONT CALL ME MIONE by TheHaloFreak reviews
this is the story of why Ron would never, ever call Hermione Mione. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Come Back by TheHaloFreak reviews
ONESHOT! this is the story of what happened when Remus left Tonks to go join Harry. Tonks POV. supposed to be very sad. please review! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Understanding by IHeartSam reviews
Oddly it was the same thing I feared about him that drew me to him, and won my heart. Short reflective piece from Eowyn's POV regarding her feelings for Faramir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Here by thesecondshelf reviews
or, The Way Things Were Supposed to Happen. The night after his brother's funeral, Ron and Hermione discuss that maybe they should discuss things at some point. R/Hr, OneShot. T because Ron is a teenage boy and the entire story takes place in his bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sun by Abbatemarco reviews
A ghost in the past, two rogue scientists, and an Assassin with more than just a promise. When all the threads come together, who will be left standing in a world of lies and test subjects?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,706 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Beowulf: SUPER NERDNESS! by TheHaloFreak reviews
what if Beowulf was a nerd working for the IRS and Grendel was a tax evader? read this to find out what happens! ps this was somthin i did for english class
Beowulf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Beowulf, Wiglaf
Every Precious Thing by ncfan reviews
He can't bring himself to touch them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hoenheim, Edward E. - Complete
Little Moments by daysandweeks reviews
Looking back on it, there were little things - little moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The End by thesecondshelf reviews
"What happens now?" He threw the question into the wind, not expecting an answer. "What do you want to happen?" After the Battle of Hogwarts, Ginny finds Harry down by the lake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Study In Pink by SweetDeamon reviews
"He isn't entirely sure how it is that a certain pink haired witch came to be lying snugly in the bed beside him yet again, or indeed why such a thing had ever occurred the first time around..." RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Some Kinda Love by WhiteHare reviews
Why the heck would you date a mass-murdering vampire? Josie meets Mitchell when he holds her hostage after killing two girls in the upstairs flat. How does she end up the love of his life? T for language.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - J. Mitchell, Josie - Complete
Dear Lily by beatlesgurl reviews
Dear lily, I found my list of the things that I love about you in my old Hogwarts trunk. Keep in mind that I started this in first year and continued it throughout my school years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
She is lucky too by Lectura35 reviews
Arthur and Ron share a short but meaningful conversation about love and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
As It Always Would by ObliviousTrace reviews
“On the ethereal plane of fantastic ideas and wonderful relationships, Ron and Hermione were superstars. They were epic. But here in the real world, it just didn’t quite work.” Getting there was never easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,869 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Apple Chunking by dieselwriter reviews
It was a Weasley family tradition to go apple chunking during the difficult times in life. After Fred passes away, Ron decides to try to continue the tradition. Twins/Ron family love. Canon compliant. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Teenage Kicks by Solstice Muse reviews
The story of the night Bill Weasley was left in charge at the Burrow and everything that can possibly go wrong for a 13 year old wizard babysitting six siblings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
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A Big Brother reviews
Fili has just become a big brother, and just begun to understand what that means. Fluffy, fluffy fluff for his whole family.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Worth Waiting For reviews
A series of semi-related oneshots focused on Ron and Hermione's life together, highlighting all the moments that were worth waiting for. Mainly fluffy, but with some angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Deeply Ingrained reviews
AU universe in which the city is reset, and the factions resumed. Tobias returns to Dauntless without his memories, embracing his bad habits once more. But some memories, and fears are too deeply ingrained to be truly forgotten.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Discussions On 'Almost' reviews
After the events of Nightcaller Temple, Erandur and his new companion have a discussion about the will of gods, life and almost. Friendship between Dragonborn and Erandur.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Erandur - Complete
Not a Surprise Party reviews
Ron, Hermione and Ginny are all attempting to plan a birthday party for Harry. Attempting being the significant word. Written for the Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Promise is a Promise reviews
Aberforth Dumbledore muses on his promise to his brother Albus that he would look out for Harry during Deathly Hallows. Written for the Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Aberforth D. - Complete
Not Even For You reviews
Ginny contemplates how far she will go to win over Harry as he develops a relationship with Cho. Written for Globetrotter Drabble Competition. Mild Swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Golden Word reviews
Luna paints her room with pictures of her friends, wondering if she really counts as one of them at all. Written for the Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
Hollow reviews
Hermione laments Ron's departure and thinks on how important he was in her life. Written for Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Laundry reviews
Ron and Hermione discuss the proper way to fold laundry. Fluffy, fluffy fluffiness. Written for the Globetrotter Drabble Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Greatest Seeker in the World reviews
Viktor Krum from the prospective of an adoring fan. Written for the Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
Auror Weasley reviews
Ron completes his first mission as an Auror and then discusses it with Harry. Bromance, Ron feeling good about himself. Written for the Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Terribly Perfect reviews
Bill Weasley is proud that he is able to offer Fleur more when he asks her to marry him than his father was able to offer his mother, but there are some things that Bill is pretty sure his parents got right the first time around. Written for the Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Hard to Imagine reviews
George and Lee visit Fred's headstone and contemplate how much of their lives were spent with Fred. Written for the Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - George W., Lee J., Fred W. - Complete
Heart of the Matter reviews
Harry and Ron discuss the destruction of Horcruxes. Bromance ensues. Written for Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Today
Not all the Death Eaters believed in Voldemort; but not everyone who didn't believe fought against him. Written for Globetrotter Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Published: 7/22/2013
Unconditional Promise reviews
When baby Ron is sick, Molly Weasley is forced to acknowledge how much she can't protect her children from. Written for the Globetrotte Drabble Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
Drunk Men Tell No Lies reviews
Remus finds himself a little lost and a little drunk with Tonks. Written for Globetrotter Drabble Competition on the Harry Potter Challenge Forum. Rated T for alcohol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Wronski Feint
A daring move may make it possible for the Cannons to manage a win after all. Quidditch drabble. OCs. Chudley Cannons vs. Wimbourne Wasps. Written for Globetrotter Drabble Competition
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete
Doing the Dishes
Noble Six and Tobry Lagger are doing the dishes; which Six doesn't think should be any fun at all. Somehow, they both agree that there isn't anywhere they would rather be. A moment of fluffy fluffiness. Written for TheHaloFreak. Oneshot.
Crossover - Halo & Tainted Realm Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Published: 1/24/2013 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Tobry - Complete
Football reviews
The hours after the battle of Hogwarts may not be the best time to discuss sports, but it couldn't be a better time for Luna to remind Dean what they fought for. A moment of fluffiness between Luna and Dean. Written as a Christmas present for CheerUpGothKid. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
This Side of You reviews
A scene of total pillowy softness, or fluff between Noble Six and Tobry. Written for TheHaloFreak. Oneshot.
Crossover - Halo & Tainted Realm Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Tobry - Complete
A Sponsor's Sense of Humor reviews
A tribute receives a strange, and somehow meaningful gift from a sponsor. Oneshot. Original characters.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Other tributes
Everything Is Wrong reviews
When faced with an impossible task, Draco finds comfort in everyone's favorite fruit. Set during Half-Blood-Prince and Deathly Hallows, a Drapple story. Mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Draco M.
Imagining Falling In Love With Her reviews
Lupin vs his imagination during a typical breakfast at Grimmauld Place. Lupin and Tonks oneshot. Mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks
False Alarm reviews
Ron and Hermione are about to have their first baby...or so they thought. Semi-pointless Ron and Hermione fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Best Christmas reviews
Ron gives Hermione a special early Christmas present. Just a fluffy oneshot. Very mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Recognition: A Reworking reviews
Basically an alternative version of Chapter 3 and an alternative ending to the story. K may be a steep rating, but I don't want to put it too low.
Scarlett Letter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete