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Joined 10-09-11, id: 3325721, Profile Updated: 07-27-13
Author has written 9 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Misc. Anime/Manga.

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Story Statuses *All stories are subject to edits later on*

Hetalia Truth or Dare 0w0: Complete.

100 Things Brazil Shouldn't Do: Complete.

Kill Me Now: On-Going. Updates are now sporadic.

Light: Oneshot.

Fade: Oneshot.

Safe and Sound: Oneshot.

The Writers Block Cure: Will be updated whenever I have writers block.

Song Girl: Oneshot.

Ireland's Blog of Clover-ness: Will be updated...Maybe.


Age: Like I'm gonna tell you that! I don't want a stalker. Are there even any stalkers on here?

Gender: I'm a girl! The main gender on this sit it seems. Except when you expect a story to be written by a female, then it's be a male...

Likes Pokemon ( games and manga), bright colors, animals, manga in general, anime in general, Vocaloid, YouTube.

Dislikes: Pretty much everything else. So a lot of things...

Awesome things I say/hear/read/see:

--*Awkward silence* "Gay baby is born." - One of the many odd conversations I have with my friends.

--"Try-hard..." - A saying from Black Ops I don't get.

--'Where's my wig?!'

"Who in the hell are you?"

"Uh... I'm Arisa Sodonda silly. I dyed my hair, duh."

"I knew something was up. Pres. is a model student. But then she started cussing, eating like a slob, and couldn't do long division. She wasn't her usual girly self. More like a trashy hoodlum."

"Hey. Who ya calling a hoodlum?! I'll beat the crap out of you!"

*stare*

'Uh- oh. Damn.' - The interesting conversation Manabe and Tsubasa have in volume 2 of Arisa.

--"What?"

"Come see something."

"Am I going to care?"

"... Yes"

"... I don't care."

"But-"

"Leave me alone."

*stare*

"Get out of my room."

*annoyance walks away*

"Completely close my door!" - A daily conversation with my brother

--"Open this damn door! We are going to get married whether you like or not. Let me iiiiiinnnn!" - Belarus trying to get to Russia.

--"Ok. Time for breakfast."

"Hot mush again?"

"No."

"YAY!" *clapping

"It's cold mush! Yay!" - The orphans and Miss Hannigin in 'Annie'

--"And if you look outside the window, you will see a skull. I don't know how it got there. So far, judging by the antlers, the best bet is it's a goat. And yes, you may look at it. No, you may not touch it."

*Lexi raises hand*

"Can we poke it with a stick?" - Science class

--*girl kicks soccer ball, trips, gets back up, and is hit in the head with soccer ball as it bounces off wall*- Gym...

--Me: Hi.

Friend: Who is this?

Me: Morgan...

Friend: IS THIS BEN?

Me: No! I'm not a guy! - Me trying to convince my friend I was me over text.

--Hug me again and I'll make you a fish. THEN EAT YOU! - A dare (or whatever) on a TOD.

--Brittany: I'm going to start a baby-cheese company. YOU ALL OWE ME YOUR FIRST BORN. And then I'll trick people into giving me their children. If you give me more than one child, like how Delany offered, you become an executive.

Taylor: *wasn't listening* What are we talking about?

Me: Baby cheese.

Brittany: You owe me your first born.

Taylor: I don't get it.

Audrey: Think.

Taylor: I still don't- Oh my god! That's horrible! - Lunch

--"Mass Production! Mass Production!" *pelvic thrusting*

"What if we run out of people?"

"... We use dogs."

"Woof Woof Woof Woof! Woof Woof Woof Woof!" *pelvic thrusting again* - Lunch again, but this time talking about hiring people to make the babies.

--"Do it or I'll give you a hug!" - Me threatening people with hugs.

-- "You wanna know something interesting?"

"Sure..."

"When giraffe's have sex, 90-95 percent of the time, it's male on male."

"So they are a homosexual species?"

"Yes." - A bizarre discussion at lunch.

--"Try not to make this a mess."

"Ok."

"Use your anal stuff on it."

*disturbed stare*

"Wha-" *burst out laughing* "D-don't do that...!" - My mom and I talking while I was cleaning some cooking tools.

--"You know, we have a lot of cooking stuff for people who don't cook." - Me looking through our cooking drawer.

--"Um, why is there poop on the board?" - English class a period after it was invaded by juniors.

--"There's more poop on the board." - English

--"We have some left over!" *lifts up a piece of paper to show a picture of poop* - A Junior terrorizing my teacher.

--"... This isn't scary."

"And it's SO slow!"

"Sasha is more interesting, and she's asleep!" - My brother and I watching 'Let the Right One In'.

--"I wonder if this is subtitles or if it's dubbed...?"

*people start talking*

"Damn it! It's subbed!"

"This is going to suck." - Our first reactions to 'Let the Right One In'

--"THIS GAY KISS!" - NerdCubed


My block list;

Lunatic Glare: A wonderful little flamer. I don't like her.


I'm SKINNY, so I must be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz
I'm ASIAN, so I must be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I must be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I will go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I must think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I must hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I must be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I must be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I must be crazy.
I'm IRISH, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I must do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I must be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I must be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I must be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I must wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I'm a girl...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I must not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I must have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I must be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I must be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I must be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I must be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I must be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I must be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I must be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I must have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I must look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I must be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I must be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I must be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I must like llamas
I'm a STONER so I must be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I must be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I must be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I must be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I must hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I must be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I must be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I must believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I must be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I must think I'm black too.
I'm GOTH, so I must worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I must be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I must be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I must have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I must be naive.
I'm RICH, so I must be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I must have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I must love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I must think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I must have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I must be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I must be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I must be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I must be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I must fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I must smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I must think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I must be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I must be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I must be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I must have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I must be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I must want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I must be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I must be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I must ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I must be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I must be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I must be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I must be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I must be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I must be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I must love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I must be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I must talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I must ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I must love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I must be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I must have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I must have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I must be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I must be an evil person with mental abilities and is a MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I must speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I must be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I must be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I must be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I must be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I must sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I must worship SATAN.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I must be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I must be a tall, blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I must be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I must be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I must be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I must be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I must be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I must be GAY.
I'm a YAOI FAN BOY, so I must be GAY.
I'm a YURI FAN GIRL, so I must be a LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I must be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I must be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I must be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I must be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I must be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I must be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I must be stupid.
I like MUSIC IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE better than English music, so I must be retarded and/or crazy.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENI-FAIRES, so I must talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I must be LESBIAN.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I must just need converting.
I love marching band, so I must be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I must have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I must be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I must be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I must be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I must check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I must be having problems
I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist
I play the VIOLIN, so I must be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I must anorexic.
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I must love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I must be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I must be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I must be a THIEF.
I have a DEVIANTART, so I must want to get discovered.
I hate MYSPACE, so I must have no life or friends.
I like to CUSS a lot, so I must I have anger issues.
I don't like SCHOOL, so I must be STUPID.
I dress PREPPY, so I must be white.
I shop at ABERCROMBIE and FITCH, so I must be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I must be a neat freak.
I like to BUY everything I see, so I must be a SHOPAHOLIC.
I have a FACEBOOK, so I must think I'm GROWN.
I wear short SHORTS, so I must be a whore.
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I must want to show off my BODY.
I wear VANS, so I must be a SKATEBOARDER.
I wear NIKES, so I must be BLACK.
I wear CONVERSE, so I must be PUNK.
I don't go to the MALL, so I must not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I must be BULIMIC.
I love my own RACE, so I must dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I must have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I must hate all sweets.
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I must be stuck in the past.
I like RAINBOWS, so I must be GAY.
I'm OPEN MINED, so I must do everything.
I hate RAIN, so I must not like water.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I must drink MILK.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I must be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I must be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I must be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I must have no a SYMPATHY.
I like to BAKE and COOK, so I must be FAT.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I must be CRAZY.
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I must be a loser.
I love VAMPIRES, so I must be WEIRD.
I have BRACES, so I must look like a nerd.
I hate my BODY, so I must have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I must be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I must be POOR.
I love KID MOVIES, so I must be CHILDISH.
I have A LOT of CRUSHES, so I must be a WHORE.
I love CHOCOLATE and SWEETS, so I must be a FAT.


REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money, money, money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! *flails arms


1. FIRST NAME: Morgan... Why do you care though?
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Um... I think Morgan la Fey... So, a mythical fairy.
3. SIBLING NAMES: Duncan. Does anyone want him?
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Hmm... I forget. But it was the last time I had a mental breakdown.
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Uh, I guess. They are kinda small though...
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? I don't eat meat... It's mean to the poor animals!
7. KIDS? ... I'm too young!
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think so. But no one else does.
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I'm no sissy!
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? NO, why would I EVER use sarcasm? It's not like my life is hectic or anything.
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes? Unless I had them removed without my knowledge.
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? That would be so fun!
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? My breakfast consists of a muffin. I hate cereal.
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Normally.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Depends. What do you want me to be strong about?
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Orange! No, wait. That's sherbet. So Cookies 'n Cream.
17. SHOE SIZE? 6. I have tiny feet.
18. RED OR PINK? Red! It's the color of blood and fire and... something else I can't think of.
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My size. I'm a midget...
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Uh... No one.
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? No. I don't want to start a fad!
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Purple pants and no shoes... Why the hell do you care?
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? ... Cheese.
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Regret Message by Kagamine Rin. It's pretty, but sad.
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue? How do I know?! I'm not a crayon!
26. FAVORITE SMELL? ... You want only one?
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I don't know! I don't use the phone!
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their personality.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I used copy and paste... So yeah!
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Mountain Dew! *beware of craziness after ingestion*
31. FAVORITE SPORT? I hate sports. Mostly because I such at them.
32. EYE COLOR? Blue-green. Changes in the light.
33. HAT SIZE? There are hat sizes?!
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes.
35. FAVORITE FOOD? Salmon! All fishy!
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movie! MWUAHAHAHA!
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Hunger Games.
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Hmm... A skirt I think.
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. I hate the cold. And snow. But yet I live in New England...
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses. I wanna be kissed... *never has been on a date*
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? CAKE!


If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the English teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their butts off.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone.

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work.

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!

· If you fall on your friends roller blades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends roller blades again when you have brand new pants on!

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cause you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!

· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world.

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world... Those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be... and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark... Or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes... We all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving... Especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry.

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; It will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, slap him as hard as you damn well can. - Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts!

-True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

-The longest journey begins with a single step.

-Keep safe and defend mean the same thing, it's just people that use defend want to be fancy. So stick your tongue out at the "fancy people"!

· When you fail, trying to do the same thing over an over again and expecting it to work is a sign of insanity.

· There are 2 types of people in this world, the kind that stand in the shadows hoping that someone else will fix their problems for them or the kind that makes a stand and does something about it. Who are you?

· Nothing is impossible unless you give up.

- Before you tick someone off, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO tick them off, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

- Live life to the fullest. One day you won't be able to.


When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah, like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek...nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.


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Here's 100 (More like 99) random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No... *sobs*

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes. I hate about 20.

3) How many houses have you lived in? *counts* Um... 5 I believe.

4) Favorite candy bar? Hershey's!

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yep! It was funny!

7) Least favorite school subject? ... English. Hate it so much.

*8 is missing*

9) Do you own a Brittany Spears CD? Why the hell would I?!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Art/story ideas that I never put down and music.

12) Favorite genre of music? Pop or Techno.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius.

14) What time were you born? Around 1:00 in the morning...

15) Do you like beer? It's illegal to drink under 21.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? No...

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I got rid of them all! So there!

18) Are you sarcastic? Extremely.

19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, Black, Purple, White and Green.

20) How many watches do you own? Like three, but I wear none of them XD.

21) Summer or winter? Summer. Snow is evil. Kills our power EVERY year.

23) Favorite color to wear? Um... I'll get back to you on that...

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. I hate Pepsi.

25) What color is your cell phone? Navy. It's so old!

26) Where is your second home? My imagination!

27) Have you ever slapped someone? My family... So much...

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope!

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Three in the corners of my room, and one that can clip onto books.

30) How many video games do you own? Um... Let's see... 7 GameBoy... 4 GameCube... Like 20 Wii... And 10 DS... 41 games

31) What was your first pet? The first animal I ever known was a dog named Alex who bit everyone but me because she had a brain disease. The first pet I got on my own was a guinea pig named Kaesy. She's so cute!

32) Ever had braces? Got them off on Halloween

33) Do looks matter? Only if you're a model.

34) Do you use chapstick? Not really.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Nyet, I don't wanna.

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie? Abercrombie.

37) Are you too forgiving? I hold grudges.

38) How many children do you want? 1.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yep!

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Chocolate chip muffin!

41) Do you own a gun? No, I'd be too dangerous.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yep. My heart was broken.

43) When was the last time you cried? I forget.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Uh... Sleep?

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Italian food! YES!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? So many times! But they never hear! -_-"

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No... I wanna though...

48) Nicknames? Morgy, Pumpkin, Swirls, Swirly, and Cornelius...

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No. Besides an Elite Four member (pokemon)...

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No. Really random there.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No. What do they sell there?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No... Damn it! I just lost the game...

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No, but I own a sapphire one. And diamond earrings.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Not really.

57) Do you dye your hair? I dyed parts of it red once, then pink. The blond is still there. I think.

58) Does anyone like you? Not that I know of.

59) What year were you born? '97...

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Being non-existent.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No way!

62) McDonalds or Wendy's? McDonalds, but I hate it too.

63) Do you like yourself? I'm not in love with myself...

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Um... Next question?!

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No way! I'm a vampire!

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No...

68) Do you own a webcam? My laptop has one built in. *pokes webcam*

69) Have you ever stripped? 0.0 No one needs that kind of info!

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope. Which surprises me since I'm a klutz.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? What is AIM?

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't believe so.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats? This has really gotten random...

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither...?

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I don't know him/her...

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes. I still have to kill him for that...

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yep. It looks like a butterfly!

80) Do you own a car? No...

81) Can you cook? Not even pasta.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) Family

2) Pens (You heard me. PENS)

3) My laptop

83) Do you text message? If I have a message... And my phone's not dead.

84) Money or love? Love. But money can buy that sometimes...

85) Do you have any scars? Somehow, no.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To rule the world! Bow down to your future queen!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yes. Hehe!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit...?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Ew! No! It's so bad for you!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Nope. How many are there anyway?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Well, ya. Somewhere...

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? No one... *emo corner*

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My brother.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Um... I think one of my friends.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? A stranger... I think...

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? I'm not telling you!

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? One of my friends...

100) Who was the last person that called you? I... Don't remember. People don't call me much...


A
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders. ((THEY'RE SO SCARY!))
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

B
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity. ((Those people are out of luck then.))
Bathmophobia Fear of stairs or steep places.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

C
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

D
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees. ((That must be hard to live with...))
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.

E
Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

G
Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees. ((Knees... Are you kidding me?))
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.

H
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

I
Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

K
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms. ((ROOMS?!))

L
Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

M
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things. ((JUST small things?))
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

N
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things. ((I'm afraid of death...))
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

O
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. ((Ok then...))
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain. ((Maybe those are the people who are afraid of storms...))
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

P
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper. ((Um...))
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children. ((The opposite of pedophilia!))
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid. ((Oh the irony!))
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple. ((Why purple?))
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

S
Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon. ((The moon? Really people?))
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep. ((Those people must be really tired...))

T
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology. ((AKA: Amish))
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Tychiphobia – Fear of accidents.

V-Z
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women. ((...?!))
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers.
Zoophobia - Fear of animals.

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Into the Pokéverse by xSokox reviews
Living life on Earth is one thing, but what about inside of a fantasy? What if that world, the world you never knew was real, became your life? And what if you have a special connection to that world, one that you never knew about, that ties your life with many others? BoyxBoy, GirlxGirl. Parts of the manga that appear belong to their respective authors.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 533,815 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Red, OC
The Hostess Club Of Ouran High by Tracey4t reviews
When Haruhi finally clears her debt with the hosts she starts to think she's free of hosting in general. However she soon finds herself begin pulled into another club, a hostess club by five new girl each unique and eager to have fun. And they have found their prefect leader, Haruhi. Will Haruhi find fun with this new group of girls? ch. 4 & 9 re done
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 144,012 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/29/2014
Resistance is Futile! by Mazgrl98 reviews
I'm a freelance writer. Livin' the life, ya know. However, one little mistake concerning my fail-aim, ramen noodles, and a non-closable ad have left me with a handful of Hetalia UNITS on the way. Isn't that just peachy? ... Yeah, this is not going to be a smooth ride. Rated M for Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 128,421 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/31/2012 - OC - Complete
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
When One Door Closes, Two More Open by Dragonsrule18 reviews
On the first day of his journey with his rebellious starter, Ash befriends a Spearow and a Rattata. Ash is seriously injured by Pikachu after saving the young spearow from a Thunderbolt, but the Spearow, her flock, and the Rattata save his life. With not one but two new starters, a strange new ability to understand Pokémon, and a calmer and smarter attitude, a new journey begins.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,709 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Rattata/Koratta, Spearow/Onisuzume
The Tenth Shadow by JLCHailstorm71 reviews
A prominent Knight of the organization known only as the Covenant has been sent to Japan to join the nine individuals who performed the Sachiko Ever After ritual and were pulled into the hell known as Heavenly Host Elementary. With his unique fighting skills and supernatural powers, can this mysterious warrior change the fate of the Nine? (All pairings, Seiko x OC)
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,501 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Seiko S., OC] [Ayumi S., Yoshiki K.] - Complete
A Night To Remember by Aszii reviews
Alois runs away from the Trancy manor when he simply cannot find a wish to be granted by the demon. He is found by a rather odd character and brought to an even odder circus. AU that leads into the Noah's Ark Circus arc, with eventual Ciel x Alois. *Completed*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,925 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Ciel P., Alois T.] Joker, Doll/Freckles - Complete
I Like My Fat Self by HarleyHolmes reviews
Hatsumi learned to always smile ahead of her problems, she hid her insecurities of her weight behind her smiles. When she meets the host club she starts to feel even worst because of the handsome boys around her, but what if they start making her feel what she really is: beautiful. Hostx?, TamakixHaruhi. My first OHSHC story please don't flame!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,954 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/25 - [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.] Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., OC
Perfect Forgotten Love by Fictionous01 reviews
As Yuka runs away from Kizami, a heavy piece of wood falls on her head and knocks her out. Kizami decided to 'kidnap' her for the time being until she wakes up. However, when she does, she loses some of her memories - including those of Satoshi. Taking advantage of this situation, Kizami manages to convince her that he's her real brother. Kizami x Yuka.
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,660 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Yuka M., Y. Kizami
Red Like Roses by Blade of AwE reviews
Ruby Rose had always dreamed of being swept up by a gallant knight in shining armour, but this is not what she expected. The boy she was swept up by had no armour, and barely came close to being a knight. But for her, he didn't need armour. He didn't need to prove himself, because he already had. Unconventional shippings.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,232 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Ruby Rose, Lie Ren]
Pokemon - The Return to Hoenn by Xannytoes reviews
In a thrilling and heart-warming tale, Ash Ketchum has reached the end of his Unova journey. The young trainer has returned home to Kanto, only to find a new adventure awaits him in the form of a thirteen year old girl. Join Ash and May as they make their return to the region of Hoenn in a quest to earn badges, win contests and perhaps find true love. Advanceshipping Temp hiatus.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,024 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka] Brock/Takeshi, Max/Masato
Slow Down A New Beginning by Luna Cat Shadow reviews
What if Delia Ketchum was actually a responsible parent and didn't let Ash leave home with only a disobedient Pikachu as his only companion?  What if he was forced to stay at home and learn to connect with his Pokemon before she would let him leave?  Could a headstrong kid benefit from the lesson of learning to slow down and do things right? Co-Writter and beta CerberusLabrat
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,258 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Diamond and Pearl Revamp by DannyVulpix reviews
Join Ash, Pikachu, and Brock as they travel across Sinnoh, as they meet new friends and reunite with old ones. But it's not all fun and games, as Team Rocket is still up to their old tricks and Team Galactic is added to the fray. Not to mention the notorious Pokémon Hunter J.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi, Paul/Shinji, Pikachu
333 Ways to get your PokeDex Revoked by sapphirianEternity reviews
Join the Dex Holders as they do things that get on everyone's nerves. Pairings... Honestly, what pairings HAVEN'T I used in this thing yet? Based off of iTorchic's "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of..." series. Cover image was drawn by Acetrainer777.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/30/2011
RWBYS by D. G. Strachan reviews
Silver, in heraldry, represents brightness, purity, virtue, and innocence. For the swordsman called by that name, nothing could be less true. A dark, hellish past; twisted virtues; cynicism and bitterness; all hidden inside the teenager called Blanc Argent.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,889 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Ruby Rose, OC
The Tale of Rumia - Hero of the Shadow by Raikaria reviews
What starts out as a simple good deed to appease Reimu, unwittingly begins Rumia down a path of discovery and development, which will transform not only herself, but Gensokyo and all those in it. Freindships form, enemies are made, but not all in the shadow is to be feared...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 224,577 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Rumia, Kogasa T., Cirno, Mystia L. - Complete
Substance by Johnclaw Dragonhelm reviews
When a man working on a Matter device suddenly has Vocaloids come to life on his screen, what will he do? Relationships include (but are not limited to) MikuxMaster, MeikoxOC, NeruxLen, MikixOC (Johnclaw Dragonhelm) With inspiration by NA 6425.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Miku H., Kaito S., Meiko S., Haku Y. - Complete
Touhou Bad End Theatre by Mimic Teruyo reviews
We all know Touhou games end with a happy tea party. But what about those endings that were never even a remote possibility in the real games? The gory, the apocalyptic, and the plain silly and contrived, what might they be like? Find out now.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,408 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
The Trainer by The Eighth Shichibukai reviews
How can an innocent boy like Ash Ketchum survive in a world filled with evil organizations, social injustices and corruption in power? Well maybe with a Magnemite that shares his naivity in life and a bunch of other quirky Pokémon, Ash's life in this not-so-perfect world won't be as hard as they would have been. Maybe. A mixture of both the Games and the Animé.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Magnemite/Coil, Magneton/Rarecoil, Magnezone/Jibacoil
The Countries and their Slave by TheAmericanNinja reviews
Indie Carter has just landed a job as the personal assistant to the countries of the world, but what can she expect as she grows closer to them? Wanna know what the assistant to countries does? Well read this to find out! w But no yaoi or yuri ;P Human names used, T just in case!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,439 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
Time to Kill by Myrna Maeve reviews
"Hey Myrna! How's it going? I haven't seen you in a while. Anyways, I wanted to tell you that Kitty has made my life a living hell, and I seriously want to kill her for it. She doesn't seem to care, though." My point of view/version of 'Kill Me Now' by Swirly592. Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012
Why Me? by EliteKessu reviews
It's the beginning of summer and my mom leaves for a movie making job. One too many random clicks I get something odd and very surprising. Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 132,026 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Germany and an Italian Tangle by cousin D reviews
A phone call brings Germany to Italy's house in the middle of the night where the two brothers need him. This story has slight shonen-ai/slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,765 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Germany - Complete
Our Lives as the Republic of the Philippines! by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Meet Charice and Rizal Pacquiao, the twins of the Philippines, as they live with the other countries and learn things that we like to call...second hand knowledge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 133,303 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010
The Cuckoo Bird by DrivebyReader reviews
Prussia is now not only Eastern Germany and a state, but also a father! He and Liechtenstein discover a little girl on the Baltic Coast and raise her as a the German state Mecklenburg-Vorpommern. Lots of fluff and fun, but not all states and nations are happy about the news. Will little Maria manage to fulfill her destiny? Some OC characters. Maiden and Unicorn sequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,275 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Prussia, Liechtenstein
Not your typical Seven Deadly Sins story by carrotgirlhatty reviews
It's another one of those stories where Hetalia characters get possessed by the characters in the Vocaloid's Seven Deadly Sin series but there's a twist... The Sins are possessing the nations who match them the LEAST! Will the others manage to save the world from chaos the Sins cause and free their friends before it's too late? Mutiple pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,496 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
The Awesome Gilblog! by xXxXLupicideXxXx reviews
The awesome me has started a blog! Ask anything that you like, and I'll answer it! ;) DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 31,600 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Prussia - Complete
I Would Kill by Emily Archor reviews
My friends and I are all otakus. Imagine how crazy everything will get if we end up having Hetalia units...AWESOME! I Would Kill is my version of Kill Me Now by Swirly592. I suggest you read that first to understand this. And it's rated M for reasons...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,885 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012
Pinch Me Now by ChloeHaku reviews
Chloe and her friends live at morgan Freely's house and one day a pop-up apears on the computer saying they won Hetalia units. Kitty clicked it and now they have units appearing one by one! Chloe just can't believe. Will someone quote; "Pinch Me Now" to prove it is real? And don't forget about Chloe's dark secret!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,306 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Prussia
Liechtenstein x Prussia: Maiden and Unicorn by DrivebyReader reviews
It started as a response to the Hetalia 100 day fiction challenge and then it just grew. What happens when the most sheltered and lucky of nations falls in love with the awesomely troubled and unlucky ex-nation Prussia? Fluff, angst, and smut as these two struggle to find a place for themselves in the world and heal the past through the power of love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 132 - Words: 319,902 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Prussia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Kill Me Later! by livvykitty reviews
Hey I'm Kitty, the insane one who forced my friend to get Hetalia units! Now she wants to kill me! Maybe not, but at least kill me later! Oc/various. DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Killer Good Time by Moonlightgirl513 reviews
Living with my best friends under one roof it great! I'm still happy with it even after one of them upsets our lead girl, Morgan, by ordering Hetalia Units! How cool! This was going to be a Killer Good Time. Rated T. Goes with Kill Me Now by Swirly592.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012
When Hetalia Arrives In The Mail by DominiqueChevalier reviews
This is what happens when I'm left home alone while my roommates are gone. I order the Bad Touch Trio and the Magical Trio by accident! Jeez, I hope none of them go anywhere near my erogenous zone AKA the twirl on top of my head! Rated T for Brits
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,335 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012
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Kill Me Now reviews
Look, all I wanted was to check my email. Now I'm living with my friends and the characters from my favorite anime. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah. Everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,415 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012
Ireland's Blog of Clover-ness reviews
I've started a blog of my own! Comment and I'll reply, no matter what it is!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012
Light reviews
This is a PrussiaxReader oneshot. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Safe and Sound reviews
A PruHun fic. Is inspired by the song 'Safe and Sound' by Taylor Swift. It's quite pretty. You should listen to it. Sorry, got off track...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Song Girl reviews
An IcelandxReader oneshot. Please hate me for needing more than two months to do this...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Iceland - Complete
THE Hetalia Truth or Dare Show 0w0 reviews
The place where you can get the cast of Hetalia, plus some, to do ANYTHING!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,714 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
The Writers Block Cure! reviews
A place for everything random thing I may write due to writers block .T because i'm paranoid.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012
Fade reviews
A CanadaxReader story. Hmm... It's a one word tittle again... interesting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Canada - Complete
100 things that Brazil shouldn't do reviews
Even an environmentalist country needs SOME rules. OCs, just telling you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete