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Joined 10-09-11, id: 3325729, Profile Updated: 10-09-11

I am a half-superhuman half-narwhal crossbreed.

Don't judge me.

I was born on candy mountain. My twin was named Jazzy Pseudonym. Unfortunately, she was thrown off the mountain soon after her birth. I have no idea what happened to her. All I know is that only one of us could live (due to overpopulation laws). If you see her, let me know.

Shortly after that, I grew legs and opposable thumbs. I left the home on candy mountain to join a brigade of pirates, with their leader named Boo Radley.

I was forced to walk the plank after a blunder, but little did they know i was half narwhal. I sprouted a horn and swam off to the nearest landmass, that being Easter Island. I soon aquired a laptop through... um... i shouldn't say...

But that's how i got here.

Don't judge me.

Better Lost Than Dead by Jazzy Pseudonym reviews
The 57th hunger games. Filled with a wide variety of characters. Follow each one as they struggle to survive, and find out who they can trust. Explore what has been called the most interesting arena in all hunger games history. And find out who will win!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 55,693 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Other tributes