King of the Poker Face
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Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda, and Naruto.

Every one in the world has at least two faces, or so I say. You have the face that you show to the world, and the one that you wear in front of your mirror. The one for the world has many different characteristics: A smile to calm your concerned parents, a frown for your mischievous little sibling, and a blush for that special person you always admire and dozens expressions to throw of the world from the truth. Especially if the truth is too ugly for the majority of people to comprehend, you must keep it for yourself, or so society says. We all know not to believe those that tell us it’s ok to show who we really are, that we mustn’t be afraid. The human race as a whole can be worst that vultures, they will pray on every piece of weakness you show. Needless to say, this face—or mask if you will—is a fake one.

The other face you wear, the one for the mirror is what we cannot show the world. It hides dozens of different emotions, thoughts, feelings that even your best friend may not be able to handle. This face we consider to be our burden, it houses our insecurities, or hatred, regrets and stomach problems. This is the face that we wear when we have given up, when we feel that it is no longer worth it. It is a sign that we are powerless in every aspect of life, even our very thoughts. It is here that we seek an escape, we seek it in those closest to us, and when they cannot help, we seek it from the unknown. The greatest unknown that we try to find refugee is death. Those brave enough, and stupid enough, brave to make the final jump and escape what they themselves have deemed hell. Of course, they have no reason to believe that death is any better than were we are now, but hey, to each there own.

But to sum up my conclusion in short, these two faces have only one thing in common: They’re both fake. We humans simply cannot handle the truth, that is what I believe, and I firmly stand by that. Because we cannot handle the truth, we have been given to faces, one to deceive the world, and one to deceive ourselves. And which face do I write you ask? The one I show the world of course…

Now that’s I’ve bored you enough, here are some useless information about me:

Age: 20

Height: 6 feet and 3 inches

Race: Negroid

Nationality: Netherlands Antilles

Eyes: Black

Hair: Black

Sports; Kickboxing and Street Dance/breakdance and Basketball

Favourite colour: Gray

Favourite authors: Dean Thomas, John Grisham, J. K. Rowling, Dan Brown, more.

Favourite Shows: Highlander, Law & Order, Family Guy, more

Favourite Movies: Training Day, Lord of the Rings (trilogy), Malcolm X, Ali, more.

Favourite Animes: Dragonball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Rurouri Kenshin, more.

Favourite Music: Hip Hop, R&B, Rock, Classical, more.

Favourite games: Zelda, Chrono Trigger, Grandia 2, Twisted Metal Black, more.

Now that I’ve wasted your precious moments of your life, I’d kindly like to ask you to read my stories. Thank you very much.

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The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,886 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14805 - Favs: 20,426 - Follows: 17,900 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,018 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bittersweet Sixteen by Astra M reviews
Ino is stuck in a romantic rut and Sakura's determined to help her... unfortunately her cure may prove worse than the disease. A Shikamaru x Ino x Naruto x Sakura quadrangle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,612 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Let's Back Up by Juupitrie reviews
"Naruto, do you even know what a 'backup spouse' is?" "Of course I do!" "Well, then, you're a jerk!" "Ok…wait, I lied. I don't get it, I guess…" NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Four Man Squads by 109th Star reviews
What if in the Naruto universe, the powers that be decided that Four Man Teams were to be the norm instead of Three Man Teams, how would things change? Rating upped from T to M for language also lemons may be appearing in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 204,345 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
View the Puppet Master by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Hinata’s sixteenth birthday is coming up, and Neji is expected to have a date for the party. Too bad finding the right girl turns out to be the least of his troubles. NejiTen with a smattering of others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,364 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Like China by Sauru Tsukiyumi Sanbi's Faeble reviews
Is the girl in his class is she what she appears to be? With her own secret story, what will happen when her dark story intertwines with a certain Uchiha? Will the story of Naruto be permanently altered? Slightly AU. Formerly Chained to a Phantom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,368 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Itachi U.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6067 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Desperation by Jelp reviews
Everyone has a snapping point, even Hinata. And when Hinata snaps, her secret fantasy becomes her new desperation: lose her virginity to Naruto by any means possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,251 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wish Me My Perfect Christmas by fallin.sunshine reviews
“Starting today, you’ll have twelve Christmas wishes to fulfil. One for each day. Therefore, you’ll have twelve days, the last wish being fulfilled on Christmas itself.” — NARUHINA. NEJITEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Apple a Day by AniMeViEtGrl reviews
Apple 9: “Shikamaru…you're saying you can’t love me because there’s someone else?” “Yup” “And that someone else is…Chouji…?” “Pretty much” Somewhere in his apartment Chouji suddenly tripped and landed face first on the ground. InoShika story collection
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,635 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7203 - Favs: 5,860 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Clockworks by Code Noir reviews
The book of chains is a book written by Rauru, explaining the clockworks. Yet these clockworks have been meddled with, twisted, manipulated, and all by a psuedo hero. What happens in the present, where time is chaos? Chap 4 is up!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Link, Dark Link
Runaway Prince by Lady Valtaya reviews
*Retired* Vegeta is coming to Earth... and so is Kakarrot! Will the earth survive the childhood of two Saiyans?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Vegeta, Frieza
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Sleepless Nights, Cloudless Days reviews
Being a Rookie Elite Jounin is not easy, Shikamaru understands this well. But when he has to handpick a team to try and retrieve or kill Sasuke, it becomes downright troublesome. And to make matters worse, the sky is completely blue!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
The Birds and the Bees reviews
Link has dealt with evil male gerudos, time travel, pirates, evil mask and all sorts of monsters. But no one has ever really bother to teach him about love and more importantly, women. Zelda, Malon and a few others are willing to step up to the task.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Link, Malon
So close, yet so far reviews
A wrote this a while ago, but I decided to repost it long reason, complicated. Its a pretty sad story, about how far one would go to hide from there own pain. Links search for navi, read and weep.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Link, Navi - Complete
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