Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you!
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And my dagger's stained red...
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%.
About me:I'm not emo,goth,rocker or another thing-,- (I got NOTHING with them...but some people consider that I am one of them)
I got a very gory imagination,and an VERY soft heart when it comes to animals.When I hear on the TV that an animals died,I feel very sad...or enraged if I hear the animal was killed by somebody.When I hear that a human died...well,it is astronomical how many fucks I don't give.
Some of you might consider me cruel,or maybe some of you would share my opinion.
I was the silent girl that stayed in the corner of her classroom with no one beside her because EVERYBODY considered her a wierdo.Now I am a very happy girl that has only 2 friends beside her and is still considered a weirdo,but for her now that is a COMPLIMENT.
Favorite music:Metal rock,Electronic,Dubstep and some other random songs.I also love Zieran Zane Robert's compositions,you should totally check his Youtube account!
Likes:kind people,sci-fi and horror movies,(very)bloody games,animals,helping people,making people laugh,having an intelligent conversation with a person that has humor.
Dislikes:bitches(whores),drunk persons,fake friends, rapers,betrayers,flamers,people that have no self-discipline,selfish persons.
Favorite games:Alien vs Predator 3,Mortal kombat 9,Dead space 2,Assassin's creed,Prototype,Silent hill 3,Homecoming,Amnesia:The Dark Descent(goddam I can cry for a ps3)What I'm doing with my immortal life?...NOTHING!!I just read,watch videos and listen to music all day long...I have no life T.T
I do not own the incoming poems XD=
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyes mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you,to sit behind you,
To tell you a story I know nothing about:
Early one morning,in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back,they faced each other,
Pulled out their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man,she saw it too."
"Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe,he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku,the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep,he waits.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road.No one dared question his motives."
"School:2 plus 2
Homework:2 plus 4 plus 2
Exam:Omar has 4 apples,his train is 7 minutes early.Calculate the mass of the sun"
I got the profile photo from Google so I don't own it.
Weird things that would probably make you laugh:
"I told you to NOT listen to a suicide song when you are sad,but NOOOO you were like:BATMAN!BATMAN!"me talking to a depressed guy
"Shoshi-di-shosh-SOSH"my own way of saying 'shut up'
"OOOOhh what do we have here?It seems Silviu is saving the damsel in distress"(my Romanian teacher)"OOOOOHHHHH"(the classroom) "Don't challenge her,I warn you...you don't want to know what's going through her head"(Silviu)
''...it's not like I will mind rape you...alot..." me talking to an American girl.
"Constipated baby dummyes,dominating waffles"THAT'S what I was singing in my history class...and there is the teacher's answer=
"If you two keep laughing I will send you both to the corridor so you can constipate together"my teacher's response to Silviu and I's laughing
"Shoes repairing is my new job!Snails,shells,crabs,legs...Yes I am now repairing shoes,the most awesome job to do!Snails,chells,crabs,legs!"a goddamn awesome Romanian song I was mumbling in the school's toilet.
"What?You want The Death to come and take you?"(a guy from my school)*he looked at me and said*"I was not talking about you scary girl"we were walking home when this one popped up.
"No,m'am he is not using his telephone,he is just...playing with a touchscreen fish..." what I said when my music teacher observed a guy playing on his telephone.
"Grannyes on the floor!"(Silviu)"We DON'T want some more!"(le me)"Grannyes on the floor"(Silviu)"...You can Gangbang with them alone!"my response to Silviu's weird Granny song.
"You got a gun with 1 bullet...an creature,an innocent man and a young woman...But one of them must die!If you had to choose between killing an:old man,a whore and a guinea pig...witch one would you kill?"(Silviu) "Well...I would shoot the old man because he is innocent so he deserves a quick death,then choke the whore with the gun...And in the end,run away with the guinea piggy in DREAMLAND!:3" that was my answer to Silviu's random question.
"You know,from now on when something random popps in your head...Call me" Silviu thinks that I can make an Emo laugh with my randomness...
"...you don't know the answer,do you?"(Silviu) "Of course I do!The answer is: blah,blah,blah comas(..)dots(..)dots(..)etc,etc" Silviu asking me questions about our day lesson.
"I am sexy like a bitten carrot!"my classmates said I am very skinny,and this is my opinion about myself.
One day,some girls from my class were trolling everyone that had an second name...
"HEY NICOLETAAAA"8 girls shouted at once.However,Ruxy(the girl who's second name is Nicoleta) ignored them by talking to Cosmina,one of her friends.At their failure,the 8 trolls turned to me and tried to remember my second name...After a few seconds of thinking,their faces brightened up giving the impression they had stupid shiny stars upside their spazzy faces.Silviu was beside me,saying bullshits as always,so I didn't observe the trolls's stares on my face.Suddenly,I've heard them call me by my family name,which made me turn my head and look at the girls who were leaning on a window.They all opened their mounths to fill up their lungs with oxigen and shouted"CAMELIAAAAA".
They just have signed their testaments...
''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"I shouted at them with incredible anger in my deep voice.The girls jumped at the violent reaction and watched with frightened faces how I started to stomp towards them.In the last few seconds,I realized what I was going to do,so I stopped myself from hurting them and went back to my place.I sat on my chair,and when I turned my head to the right and I saw Silviu's 'WTF' face."What?!"I raised an eyebrow at his expression"Nothing...you were just...being yourself..."he muttered and lowered his head on the table.
True story...no fiction added to it.XD
"I will hit you SO hard,that your ass will get in your mouth"one of the best threaths I've ever heard,by Silviu.(but I can threat much better than that)
"What's that?"(my uncle)"That's an monitor"(le me)"Oh,so this is an TV?"(my uncle)"Nooo!It's an computer!"(le me)"OOhh,so we can calculate with it?"(my uncle)"Nooo!You...*sigh*Okay,I give up!"(le me) my uncle SUCKS at computers .
"If lazyness was a sickness...I would be in coma right now."Natalia is THAT lazy.
Silviu to me:Hell Girl,Psycho,Grim Reaper.
Most of the people call me Grim Reaper...the reason?...You will never know X)
If you want to use this thingys in your stories...YOU CAN'T:3...If you want to put some of these on your profile...you must mention who said them.
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