Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you!
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And my dagger's stained red...
A little over a week ago(October 2nd of 2015) I've had the honor of writing my first OFFICIAL book review.The book is called "Out Of Duat" by LoweFantasy and if you're interested in a dark romance with many supernatural elements,then I suggest you go ahead and read it:
inkitt .com/stories /31507? utm_source= shared_web (remove the spaces)
About me:I'm not emo,goth,rocker or another thing-,- (I got NOTHING with them...but some people consider that I am one of them)
I was the silent girl that stayed in the corner of her classroom with no one beside her because EVERYBODY considered her a wierdo.Now I am a very happy girl that has only 2 friends beside her and is still considered a weirdo,but for her now that is a COMPLIMENT.
Favorite music:Metal rock,Electronic,Dubstep and some other random songs.I also love Zieran Zane Robert's compositions,you should totally check his Youtube account!
Likes:kind people,sci-fi and horror movies,bloody games,animals,helping people,making people laugh,having an intelligent conversation with a person that has humor.
Dislikes:bitches(whores),drunk persons,fake friends, rapists,traitors,flamers,people that have no self-discipline,selfish persons.
Favorite games:Alien vs Predator 3,Mortal kombat 9,Dead space 2,Assassin's creed,Prototype,Silent hill 3,Homecoming,Amnesia:The Dark Descent
I do not own the incoming poems XD=
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyes mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you,to sit behind you,
To tell you a story I know nothing about:
Early one morning,in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back,they faced each other,
Pulled out their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and killed the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man,she saw it too."
"Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe,he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku,the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep,he waits.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road.No one dared question his motives."
"School:2 plus 2
Homework:2 plus 4 plus 2
Exam:Omar has 4 apples,his train is 7 minutes early.Calculate the mass of the sun"
I got the profile photo from Google so I don't own it.
Weird things that would probably amuse you:
"I told you to NOT listen to a suicide song when you are sad,but NOOOO you were like:BATMAN!BATMAN!"me talking to a depressed guy
"Shoshi-di-shosh-SOSH"my own way of saying 'shut up'
"OOOOhh what do we have here?It seems Silviu is saving the damsel in distress"(my Romanian teacher)"OOOOOHHHHH"(the classroom) "Don't challenge her,I warn you...you don't want to know what's going through her head"(Silviu)
''...it's not like I will mind rape you...alot..." me talking to an American girl.
"What?You want The Death to come and take you?"(a guy from my school)*he looked at me and said*"I was not talking about you scary girl"we were walking home when this one popped up.
"No,m'am he is not using his telephone,he is just...playing with a touchscreen fish..." what I said when my music teacher observed a guy playing on his telephone.
"You got a gun with 1 bullet...an creature,an innocent man and a young woman...But one of them must die!If you had to choose between killing an:old man,a whore and a guinea pig...witch one would you kill?"(Silviu) "Well...I would shoot the old man because he is innocent so he deserves a quick death,then choke the whore with the gun...And in the end,run away with the guinea piggy in DREAMLAND!" that was my answer to Silviu's random question.
"You know,from now on when something random popps in your head...Call me" Silviu thinks that I can make an Emo laugh with my randomness...
"I am sexy like a bitten carrot!"my classmates said I am very skinny,and this is my opinion about myself.
One day,some girls from my class were trolling everyone that had an second name...
"HEY NICOLETAAAA"8 girls shouted at once.However,Ruxy(the girl who's second name is Nicoleta) ignored them by talking to Cosmina,one of her friends.At their failure,the 8 trolls turned to me and tried to remember my second name...After a few seconds of thinking,their faces brightened up giving the impression they had stupid shiny stars upside their spazzy faces.Silviu was beside me,saying bullshits as always,so I didn't observe the trolls's stares on my face.Suddenly,I've heard them call me by my family name,which made me turn my head and look at the girls who were leaning on a window.They all opened their mounths to fill up their lungs with oxigen and shouted"CAMELIAAAAA".
They just have signed their testaments...
''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"I shouted at them with incredible anger in my deep voice.The girls jumped at the violent reaction and watched with frightened faces how I started to stomp towards them.In the last few seconds,I realized what I was going to do,so I stopped myself from hurting them and went back to my place.I sat on my chair,and when I turned my head to the right and I saw Silviu's 'WTF' face."What?!"I raised an eyebrow at his expression"Nothing...you were just...being yourself..."he muttered and lowered his head on the table.
True story...no fiction added to it.XD
"If lazyness was a sickness...I would be in a coma right now."
Silviu to me:Hell Girl,Psycho,Grim Reaper.
Most people call me Grim Reaper...the reason?...You will never know X)
If you want to use this thingys in your stories...YOU CAN'T...If you want to put some of these on your profile...you must mention who said them.