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Blood Runs Thicker by iamCAMBRIA reviews
One little hobbit makes the biggest mistake of his life when he wanders a bit too far away from his parents. But how could he have possibly known it would also be the best thing he'd done in his life? He learns that family isn't just looks, its also blood; that blood runs thicker than water.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,163 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The King and The Baker by BrightPinkPineapple reviews
(Set after the Battle of Five Armies) Dwarves flock back to Erebor in full force, excited about their new home. Thorin Oakenshield was King Under the Mountain and although he'd never planned to take a wife many eager, haughty Dwarrowdams pursued him anyway. But then there was Ora, a mellow minded Dwarrowdam and a simple baker who seemed to have a knack for causing trouble.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,172 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Thorin, OC] Fíli, Kíli
I Go Now to the Halls of Waiting by Pericula Ludus reviews
Post-Botfa, firmly in the movie verse. Fíli's last words had been for his family. He died sending them away, wishing desperately that they would be safe. When he wakes in the Halls of Waiting, that knowledge is a comfort to him. He is dead, but his brother and uncle survive. Or so he thinks. This is what happens when first Kíli and then Thorin join Fíli in death.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,682 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Fíli, Kíli, Thorin - Complete
The Trouble With Courting by steelgray reviews
Subject: Bilbo Baggins. Situation: Dire. Who knew that feet could cause such issues? Bilbo learns that they can when he finds himself being courted. But Thorin doesn't need to know! He can handle it himself...or so he thinks. The Company disagrees. 100 Word Drabble Series. ThorinxBilbo, Thilbo Bagginshield. Slash. Rated T for some violence/angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 19,472 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] OC - Complete
Heavy is the Crown by Purple Puffer Fish reviews
The first time Bard saw the enigmatic king of the Mirkwood elves, he was only a boy. A chance encounter would ensure that time would not erase that image of perfection, and little did that boy know of the future bond that would form between them over the years. Pre-slash Barduil; slightly AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015
The Seven Kinds of Love by Pericula Ludus reviews
Six dwarves and one hobbit saying "I love you". A small Valentine's Day present to the wonderful Hobbit fandom! Posting a daily drabble for each of The Seven Kinds of Love: Storge (family love), Pragma (love which endures), Philia (shared experience), Philautia (self-respect), Ludus (flirting), Eros (romantic love) and Agape (love of humanity). Enjoy! (No smut)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Fíli, Thorin, Dwalin, Bofur - Complete
Prayers to Broken Stone by Avelera reviews
Driven mad by dragon sickness, Thorin banishes the company and locks himself inside Erebor. Days pass, and fearing for Thorin's safety, Bilbo descends into Erebor to find him. Instead, Bilbo discovers Thorin slowly becoming a dragon himself, and must do what he can to save him before Thorin succumbs to a curse that twists his body and mind. (Thorin/Bilbo, BoFA AU, novel-length)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,098 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Clothes Make The King by Yeade reviews
King Bard is unaccustomed to fancy clothes. His advisers and subjects in Dale are commoners, and his children have strange notions of what royalty ought to wear. Their joint attempts to dress Bard properly for an official reception end in disaster, as Thranduil is offended by such flagrant disregard of style. Dáin is not amused.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bard, Elvenking Thranduil, Sigrid
Nightmares by Avelera reviews
Thorin finds a dwarven ring of power in Smaug's hoard, and it drives him first into the madness of greed and then under the control of Sauron. Yet Sauron senses through him the one who carries the Ring, and sets Thorin after him. Now half in the shadow world, Thorin hunts Bilbo, despite all past love and friendship. Ringwraith!Thorin, Thorin/Bilbo, Dark Fix-it, AU after BoFA
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Bilbo's (Un)Respectable Diary by QueenUnderTheM reviews
Bilbo kept a diary of his thoughts in his time spent with Thorin & Company. Hilarity ensues. Rated T for language and dwarf like innuendo. A response to Fruitsie's hilarious story "Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary." UPDATED 6/30/14!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Reconstruction Site by EmilianaDarling reviews
He is the Winter Soldier. He is James Buchanan Barnes. He's not one and he's not the other, and he's not sure if that makes him anything worth saving. [Steve/Bucky]
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier
Beneath the Mountains Music Woke by EmilianaDarling reviews
After being rescued by Bilbo, Thorin begins to realize that his feelings for the halfling are more than simple gratitude. But past ills cannot be so easily undone, and the growing need inside him proves difficult to understand or control. And although he might be king in name, a man without land or wealth has little to offer anyone. (Thorin/Bilbo)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,873 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Distance by BlueRiverSteel reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Azanulbizar, Thorin reflects on the teachings of his tutors; and decisions are made that will affect more lives than just his. A one-shot written for KungFuSchildi!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Thorin, Frerin - Complete
Of the First Meeting of the Bowman and the Elvenking by MesT reviews
Years before the events of the Hobbit, a younger Bard ventures into Mirkwood for a glimpse of the elusive Elvenking.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Bard, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Tales of a Disgruntled Hobbit by Karategal reviews
Companion piece of "An Unexpected Addition". As Consort Under the Mountain, Bilbo quickly realizes that there's a lot more to dwarves than meets the eye. Short drabbles that focus on the lives of the Company after the Battle of the Five Armies and before the War of the Ring. Expect quite a lot of little Frodo, hurt/comfort moments, and Erebor's favorite royals.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,032 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Thorin Would Rather Snog an Elf by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
For Hobbit Kink Meme: Roped into a game of Truth or Dare, Thorin decides he'd rather be humiliated than admit his feelings for a member of his company. Thorin/Elf, Thorin/? (Despite the characters listed, it's not incest)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Sword and Shield by me 4evaful reviews
As the battle rages around him, Thorin wonders if Erebor was worth the price he paid. Battle of the Five Armies spoilers. Rated T for safety.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Thorin and His Company by Balin Lord of Moria reviews
A series of drabbles in which Thorin Oakenshield chooses his companions for the Quest for the Lonely Mountain, and they express their feelings about the journey. There's one for each dwarf, plus Gandalf and Bilbo. Told from Thorin's perspective mostly.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Thorin - Complete
Desperate Measures by Neocolai reviews
Elrond's sons discover their Dwarven "brothers-in-arms." Rivendell will never be the same.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Near to You by Avelera reviews
After Thorin's death, it was a long time before Bilbo had the heart to make a joke again. A year later, Bofur helps Bilbo return to who he used to be. Fluff, with a bit of angst. Bilbo/Bofur, past Bilbo/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Thorin and Company in Arda Healed by Balin Lord of Moria reviews
Taking place at the beginning of the eternal afterlife, Thorin Oakenshield, his twelve dwarf companions, and Gimli praise Arda Healed as it is called, and discuss their roles in restoring the dwarf realms' beauty and how they feel about it.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Thorin, Balin - Complete
The Light That Binds Them by Adonnen Estenniel reviews
From the first, Celeborn sought to hold her. But she would not be tethered.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Celeborn, Galadriel - Complete
This Present Darkness by Lamiel reviews
Post ROTK. When a new power threatens Gondor, Legolas is caught in a desperate struggle to save Aragorn's soul. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 320,146 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Bridges by Dwimordene reviews
2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Mikaela B. - Complete