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Joined 01-26-03, id: 333127, Profile Updated: 06-12-13
Author has written 73 stories for Harry Potter, Charlie's Angels: The Movie, Yu Yu Hakusho, Misc. Movies, Avengers, Captain America, Transformers/Beast Wars, Rise of the Guardians, Titan A.E., Road to Eldorado, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Voices of Home by Daryth Lei reviews
After leaving El Dorado, an unexpected language barrier comes up between Tulio, Miguel and Chel. Tulio POV, slight angst warning.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 2/1/2011
Rebirth of Destruction by Adli reviews
Nothing eventful has happened in the four years after the defeat of Kid Buu... until two of their fiercest enemies return with vengeance in mind. But what do they want with the Dragonballs and with Bulma? Featuring all characters and cannon pairings. I'm partial to the B/V paring, there will be a bit of that featured as well. Rated T for language and violence. LAST CHAPTER UP!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,862 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 11/3/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta, Frieza - Complete
The Bet by The Sylver Lining reviews
Korso has a plan to stop the pattern of dysfunction, depravity, and pleasurable sexual horrors. Preed begs to differ. One week, without beating the living daylights out of one another, or jumping each others' sadistic bones. Should be fine. Wanna bet?
Titan A.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2011
But a Humble Servant by Cat In My Fridge reviews
Ciel had always thought of love and sexuality as human enslavement. He'd been right. Sebastian x Ciel. M for sexual content involving a minor. Updated.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Perspective by borderline-mary reviews
Even when everything else is understood, some things are too deeply ingrained to be discarded, until you realize how foolish they are. Hiei/Yuusuke, Hiei/Kurama, non-explicit yaoi. T for swearing.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Hiei, Yusuke U. - Complete
The Edges by freudian fuckup reviews
Remus Lupin's life is a series of edges.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Changing Death, Original by borderline-mary reviews
Everything has a price, and everyone pays in their own way. Safety, commitment, trust, power - all of them can cost more than they seem, and nothing good comes without a darker side. YusKei, HiKur, YusKur, warnings inside. -DISCONTINUED; SEE REWRITE-
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,415 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Hiei, Kurama M.
The Heroic Adventures of Captain Vanilla by Serendipity1 reviews
Michelangelo is aware of Leonardo's weird and adventurous tastes, but sometimes he feels he's going beyond the call of duty. Especially when bullwhips are involved.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Mother, Mother by Raihu reviews
Beowulf, 2007; Grendel's mother x the dragon: Love your baby always, and never listen to a word he says. —incest
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Ancient History by borderline-mary reviews
Guilt is Kurama's favorite hobby, but Yuusuke isn't going to let him get away with it this time. T for swearing.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Cold Comfort for Bulma by Trynia Merin reviews
VxB YxOC To spice up his flagging romance with Bulma, Yamcha invites some friends for a party which Vegeta crashes when he tries to understand the human phenomenon of 'partying'. But one of the guests is trying to hurt Bulma. Vegeta must protect her!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,862 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006 - [Bulma, Vegeta] [Yamcha, OC] - Complete
Resident Evil: Long Live the New Flesh by Dust Traveller reviews
Leon Kennedy and Ashley Graham. Survivors of an unspeakable horror. No trauma is without its scars however, and in this case, the scars run deep. They've only scratched the surface of true horror. A Resident Evil 4 H.P. Lovecraft "Delta Green" Xover
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 2/28/2005
Big Brother by SwordSwallower17 reviews
On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Sheryl Hoover helps her son with a project.
Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Unspoken by faceted-mind reviews
After Kurama is beaten in the consecutive fights against the Mashotsukai Team in the Dark Tournament, it seems he and Hiei have a lot to talk about ONE SHOT
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
The Outcasts by Serb reviews
This fic focuses on two members of the gang that the Joker had hired to deal with Batman. They talk and pasts are unveiled. Set during ROTJ. Read Review!
Batman Beyond - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2005
Platonically by LTC reviews
Virgil knows about the rumors, he just isn’t sure what to think of them. VR slash, but Virgil’s in denial.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
Gotchya by Alexander The God reviews
Slash VR. An April Fools fic. Richie plays a little prank on his hero.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
Bitter End by Lael Adair reviews
I turned him over to the scientists once I defeated him. I suppose I was just too nostalgic to do anything else. It was, after all, a promise that had existed between us since the very beginning. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Show and Tell by valkyrie-alex reviews
He's never said the words. Harmless VR fluff, light slash. One shot.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Human Oddities by Bridgie reviews
An older fanfic based on Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. Mostly Clopin-centric, with a smattering of original characters that should not be too annoying to purists. Chapter 3 is up.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004
Strange Night by Sheraven reviews
Inuyasha and the group finally get a rest at a hidden spa, and something strange happens between Miroku and Inuyasha on the new moon. Warning: Mature themes including yaoi and light slash, InuMir.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Inuyasha, Miroku
My Last day on Earth by Dracona Amelior Malfoy reviews
Inuyasha reflects on the death of all his friends from the Fuedal Era, especially Miroku, his lover. Yaoi. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Inuyasha, Miroku
Drei by Mieren reviews
Forge tried to help Kurt with his teleportation range again. Something went wrong... (Note: This may get *very* weird.)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,541 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2003
Down Time by Trystix reviews
Miroku is badly wounded during a battle with Naraku. While the group cares for Miroku, Inuyasha realizes it isn't Kagome he has feelings for, but rather the injured monk. yaoi standalone
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Inuyasha, Miroku
Kurt's Secret by mary-sue and ashamed of it reviews
The rating is *just in case* for later chapters. Kurt is behaving strangely; what could make his personality change like this? DISCONTINUED
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003
The Silence Game by Merlin Missy reviews
Post RotJ, pre BB. Tim needs help.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Complete
Id by Thursday's Dove reviews
Majin Buu has always had this imaginary friend, ever since he was created by the mad wizard Bibidi. Thousands of years later, he is once again free to terrorize...now with his imaginary friend by his side. The two get up to much more besides killing.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Majin Buu - Complete
The Things We Leave Behind by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] A certain Toad goes home, and learns a few things along the way.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Toad/Todd T., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
Soon by borderline-mary reviews
Companion piece to my YYH poem 'Dreamer'. Hiei contemplates leaving, in more ways than one.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Complete
It Was A Monday Much Like Any Other Monday by Silver and The BatThing reviews
How long has it been since we gave you chapter two? That matters not, we now have chapter three, you get to see the turn out with Tim Drake's career day. Not sure if there is more coming, reveiw and tell us what you think!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002
Sailor Moon Ditzy Style by angels anonymous reviews
In a world where brains are important, these characters obviously have er... different opinions? Hey! All, you need are looks? Right? HILARIOUS! IF YOU DON'T READ IT, IT'S YOUR LOSS AND YOU'LL REGRET IT! PLEASE REVIEW!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2002 - Published: 9/2/2002
Lion King Spoof by Katers reviews
I think the title is selfexplanatory. I only like to poke fun. Don't get all offended, there have been worse things. STORY IS NOW COMPLETE lots o' naughty language and content
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,455 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/2/2002 - Complete
The Teeny Tiny Hiei by i-lubb-animes reviews
This is about Hiei's teeny tiny life.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/19/2002
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Technicolor Yawn reviews
Takes place on Cybertron after PR. Smokescreen x Bumblebee, ficlet, weird kink, puke warning.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Bumblebee, Smokescreen - Complete
Lost, Found, Fooling Around reviews
Experimental human AU TFP Wheeljack x Ratchet (Wheeler Jackson x Ramsay Wyatt). Based on setting established in RP where Wheeler is a car mechanic with a blunt sort of charm about him and Ramsay is an wealthy older surgeon possibly having a midlife crisis, lmfao. Contains adult language, references to sex and drugs (YEEHAW!), and one NSFW scene.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Smoke Signals reviews
Smokescreen x Wheeljack, or rather; Smokescreen crushing hard on Wheeljack as he becomes aware of his taste in older mechs and falls into the routine of living with Team Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Smokescreen, Wheeljack - Complete
Take Me, Take Me reviews
Megatron x Starscream. Ficlet to refresh me after a looong dry spell. Choking kink. Giant evil alien robots being freaky. Not suitable for sparklings. Don't like, don't read, I mean it. This was long overdue and I'm glad I got it out of my system.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Therapy for Wreckers reviews
Wheeljack x Ultra Magnus. Non-sticky. Some Angry sex. Ficlet. Based on fuzzy RP timeline. Also I just really like the kinda ship where physical fights give the same kind of release as sex, so it sort of becomes one thing and it's very therapeutic for emotionally constipated assholes like Wheeljack and Magnus, hahaha.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack - Complete
Earth Isn't So Bad reviews
Character death. Heavily implied Ratchet/Wheeljack but a few other soft implications sprinkled about because I just love love. So there's a tiny bit of fluff. Sad fluff, but is idea was actually a speculation I had early in Season 3/Beast Hunters; I was certain that my favorite badass was going to be sacrificed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Territory reviews
Knock Out/Wheeljack. Ficlet. Crack. Presented without context.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Wheeljack, Knock Out - Complete
Little Hand reviews
MTMTE. Heavily implied Cyclonus/Tailgate. Ficlet. Sads. Would recommend only reading if you're caught up to #20. No #21 spoilers in here either.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Tailgate, Cyclonus - Complete
Shredded Radish reviews
TMNT 2007 movie-verse. Ficlet. Leo/Raph if you squint. I really liked the scene following Raphael getting hit with the dart and decided I needed some delirious and grumpy turtle times.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Tempora Mutantur reviews
Post season 3 finale, SPOILERS. Starscream and Shockwave. I've been thinking about what Starscream would feel/do in this situation since season 2 ended back in November, and Deadlock gave me a lot of different thoughts so I decided to see where one of them would take me and it ended up sort of writing itself, as these things do.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Shockwave, Starscream - Complete
Lost Time reviews
Starscream/Knock Out. Ficlet. Making out, grinding, nonsticky, all that stuff. Takes place in season 3's episode Thirst after the, uh. Little talk they had.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Complete
Penalty reviews
Smokescreen/Ultra Magnus. Nonsticky. Tactile. Mouthing. Plug-n-play. Um... dom/sub. Heh.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Smokescreen, Ultra Magnus - Complete
For Science reviews
Ratchet fapping. Awwwyeah. Nonsticky. Tactile, energy field stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2013
Fun and Games and Jello reviews
Korso and Preed drabble ficlet thing. Just something small I had sitting around and decided to finish. Warning for language, mentions of sPaCe sEx. xD
Titan A.E. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
Watchdog Lapdog reviews
Megatron/Ratchet... what the frag? Obviously crack ship. Ficlet. Nonsticky. Tactile. Plug n play. It sounds crazy but just... try it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Ratchet, Megatron - Complete
Taste of Honey reviews
Wheeljack/Bumblebee. How's that for a rare pairing? But also hints of Wheeljack/Ratchet and Ratchet/Optimus. Nonsticky. Tactile. This is a sequel to Gonna Find Out Sometime, so if you're wondering why the hell I'm writing such a random ass ship, please go read that first so it makes sense.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Wheeljack
Pillow Talk reviews
Tony Stark x Loki Laufeyson. Movieverse. Hints of mythology. Pillow talk. A little silly. A dash of sexy. No sex, though. A rare... PG rated one for me.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Oblivion reviews
Ratchet/Wheeljack. Feels. Angst. Ficlet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
The Sky is a Landfill reviews
Season 3 character death speculation. Ficlet. Just... the product of a thought/realization. No spoilers obviously since it's a speculation and since season 3 isn't here and I don't plan on watching any other country release uploads.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Never Break reviews
Starscream/Megatron. Nonsticky. Tactile. Spark play. It was a claim Starscream could never shake. A chain he could never break.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Cross the Line reviews
Ratchet/Wheeljack. Nonsticky. Tactile. Plug-n-play. Cybertron. Pre-series, pre-war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
End of Line reviews
Arcee has been captured. The two-wheeler is strong. The two-wheeler is brave. Starscream hates her with all his spark. This is not meant to be a slash fic, but warning for brief torture and molestation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Something Red reviews
Ratchet/Knock Out. Nonsticky. Plug n play, tactile. Medics! Yes. Always had a thing for doctors. Been meaning to write this one for a long time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Ratchet, Knock Out - Complete
Full Up Like a Landfill reviews
Bitty little ficlet. I needed to write some crying stuff to get it out of my system. Takes place during the season 2 Orion Pax episodes. No real pairing focus, but implied Ratchet/Optimus if ya look into it and Arcee being my favorite observer and understanding friend. I really do like making her interact with Ratchet. She's very interesting to write.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Ratchet, Arcee - Complete
Midnight Luck reviews
Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Fluff. Super ficlet. I needed to write something short and sweet. After being caught in previous fics, Ratchet's a little overcautious now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Blame It on the High Grade reviews
Starscream/Knock Out. Tactile, plug n play, nonsticky. Been awhile since I wrote these two. Wanted to have a go at their first time. Knock Out knows Starscream is hoarding some fine high grade. He also knows they've been resisting each other for far too long.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Gonna Find Out Sometime reviews
Ratchet/Wheeljack and... Bee learns something new! Nonsticky, slight crack, some lulz. This is in the same continuity as A Good Distraction, and all of the Optimus/Ratchet fics I've written (obviously not the death ones), and thus the Orion Pax/Megatronus ones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Reminder reviews
Starscream/Megatron. Ficlet. Non-sticky. Tactile. Public messin' around.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Give Me the Green Light reviews
Ratchet/Optimus. Obligatory Synth-En ficlet. Non-sticky. Mwahaha. Written as a refresher between other fics. Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Hollow Concessions reviews
Ratchet/Starscream. Non-sticky. Shit starting to unfold. Feelsy. And here we have the third installment of my rare pairing challenge which turned into an actual thing. It has a mind of its own.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Ratchet, Starscream
The Magnificent reviews
This is a collection of observational ficlets/drabbles. I thought it should at least be seen instead of rotting away in my computer. Implied pre-shippy stuff, bisexuality if you squint or something, best bros forever, fun Spaniard stuff.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Only If You'll Be Mine reviews
Orion Pax/Megatronus. Pre-series, pre-war. Sequel to Let Me Hear Your Body Talk. Tactile, non-sticky, but some fun cable mouthing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Toxic Game reviews
Korso/Preed. Ficlet. Warning for language, violence, implied weird alien sex, sickness (possibly emetophilia on Preed's part...)
Titan A.E. - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
Let Me Hear Your Body Talk reviews
Orion Pax/Megatronus. Pre-series. Pre-war. Non-sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Warmth reviews
Jack Frost/Bunnymund. Very soft, implied if you look for it. Oneshot ficlet. These two are fun. "The smell of iced earth stuck out in his underground lair of eggs and green grass like a dirty old hound in a carrot garden."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Good Boy reviews
Starscream/Vehicon. Sequel to Happy Ending. Tactile, plug 'n play, non-sticky. Starscream is a cougar and that's all I have to say.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons - Complete
Report reviews
Megatron/Soundwave. Tactile, non-sticky, you know the drill. Soundwave has a report to give. Megatron knows when a reward is earned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Prerogative reviews
Knock Out/Hardshell. Violence. Mech gore. Some like robo-racism. And non-con... but... Not really because it's not really sex? Read the foreword. This is a weird one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Home and I Know reviews
Ratchet/Arcee. Wait, what? I wanted to try a rare pairing, one I've never seen before. This is another sort of study, more short/simple and ponderous than my last. Because this is sort of a big what if? I do think, with both their baggage, something casual could exist behind closed doors. So I wanted to test that out. Also I've never written Arcee in this way, so it was inte
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Ratchet, Arcee - Complete
Little Trees reviews
Someone said something about car air fresheners being sort of like catnip to grounders (Who! Help, I can't find who said it!). And Rickpoopy said what if it makes them frisky? And thus crackficlet was born. I'm not even gonna try to list the crackships that happen here. xD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Ratchet, Arcee - Complete
A Good Distraction reviews
Ratchet/Wheeljack. Tactile, plug 'n play, etc. Non-sticky, you know the drill. Ratchet's wound too tight and Wheeljack knows just what he needs. This was very, very fun to write. These two are lulzy as hell
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
High Fidelity reviews
Starscream/Soundwave. Pre-series. Non-sticky, tactile, tentacables. Sort of a different take on their relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Happy Ending reviews
A/N: Starscream/Vehicon (Steve!) Tactile, non-sticky, no robodicks, you know the drill. Got this idea after I got a massage a few weeks ago. xD; Enjoy. Pre-Knock Out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Starscream, Vehicons - Complete
OnOff reviews
Ratchet/Knock Out. Non-con. Tinkering. Torture. Some mech gore. This isn't exactly a sexy one. I wanted to write these two and it felt like a good opportunity to do something darker. Play with Knock Out's twisted side because clearly he likes this shit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Ratchet, Knock Out
Victory Frag reviews
Megatron/Starscream. Season 2 finale. Short. VICTORY FRAG has been spreading around (yes, I blame you...) and I saw some happy fragging Starscream fanart... and laughing sex is hilarious and hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Be Killed or Get Laid reviews
Starscream/Knockout. Tactile, kinky circuitry tinkering, uuh... Breakdown's there too. xD Just a fun lil one. Sequel to Don't Knock It 'Til You've Tried It which is a sequel to Sleepover.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Good Morning reviews
Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Fluff. Tactile. Cable... mouthing...? Companion to The Bots and the Bees because a few people suggested it and I was curious as well. Also there was some post on tumblr about sleepy morning sex and it put a lot of images in my head.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Deep Space reviews
Starscream/Megatron. Pre-series. Tactile, plug 'n play, non-sticky. There's really nothing else to do when you're floating in deep space...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Big Boy, New Toy reviews
Knockout/Orion Pax. Tactile. I saw some fanart and was just like... fuuuuuuuuu... Takes places during beginning of season two obviously. "Both Soundwave and Megatron were out for a fly, and so the medic took a little trip down the halls to see Orion Pax. Or as Knockout called him, big boy, new toy."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Optimus Prime, Knock Out - Complete
Stars and Scars reviews
Starscream/Ratchet. Tactile. Non-Sticky. As usual. Continuation of Deterioration in which we find out where those coordinates lead to and Ratchet breaks probably like fifty rules.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Ratchet, Starscream
The Bots and the Bees reviews
There's Ratchet/Optimus but that's not the focus. Set in the same continuity as Opportunity. Jack learns something new about the Autobots that he kind of didn't want to know!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Jack D., Arcee - Complete
Love Me Quickly reviews
Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Plug 'n play. Fluff. Short and sweet. The Autobot leader, despite where his hands were, had a gentle smile on his plate. It was more comfort than lust, but Ratchet maintained that his friend could be such a screwplug sometimes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Fast Healer reviews
Starscream/Megatron. Tactile. Plug 'n play. Some self-service. Set after "Shadowzone". Starscream's chassis bumped into computer, trapped between it and Megatron's hungry hips. Nowhere to go.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Deterioration reviews
Ratchet/Starscream. Some tactile playing. Mention of self-service. First installment of my exploration of this ship. Certainly a Decepticon air commander wouldn't ever want to tinker around with an Autobot. Even if he did, he wouldn't dare make that interest known. And yet in Ratchet's peripheral vision, he felt a gaze on him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Ratchet, Starscream - Complete
Time to Rest reviews
Takes place in "Sick Mind" as if the mission had failed. Warning for character death and self-offlining.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Lost reviews
Another short one. Post season 2 finale "Darkest Hour". Ratchet. Sads and stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Still Here reviews
Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Post "Sick Mind". Soft. Implied. Fluff and stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Battery reviews
Megatron/Starscream. Sort of a short continuation of Celebration. Warning for rape.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Celebration reviews
Starscream/Soundwave. Tactile. Cable tentacle things. Booze. Takes place after the season 2 finale, "Darkest Hour."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Opportunity reviews
Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Tactile. Silly fic. It's been a long time since the two old friends enjoyed each other's company, and Optimus is quick to take advantage of an empty base. The Prime was silent and strong, and the definitely the type of mech with the decency to grab Ratchet and pin him to the console.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Shiny and Perfect and Mine reviews
Warning for mech-gore and mild necro-self-cest...? Takes place after the end of "Armada." Starscream needs to get that T-cog from his clone. Wanted to get this out for Halloween. Yay!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Starscream - Complete
Don't Knock It 'Til You've Tried It reviews
Sequel to Sleepover Knockout/Starscream. Tactile, plug 'n play. Starscream's vocalizer is still blown, and it's early. Knockout would love to fulfill his doctor-ly duties, but Starscream's neck cables are just so delicious...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Sleepover reviews
Knockout/Starscream. Starscream most certainly never, ever stayed over after a late-night frag. It was a rule. But there was no way in the Pit he could sneak back to his chambers at this hour, with red paint scratches and a blown voicebox.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Let the Doctor Look reviews
First try at Cybertronian smut. Knockout/Starscream. Plug 'n play somewhat, heel worship. Knockout's fixing Starscream up after another beating from Megatron. He's always been curious about the Seeker's choice of landers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Intel Alone reviews
Transformers Prime verse. Ratchet is ready to ignore another intel-for-medical-kit offer, but finally decides to answer it as at this point he sees no threat. Except Starscream doesn't have anything for him. And the amount of energon spilled beneath him is substantial.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Undeserved reviews
Takes place during the episode "Rock Bottom". Instead of stumbling upon Megatron about to murder Starscream, Arcee and Jack find the Decepticon being raped, which isn't immediately clear to Jack because he obviously doesn't know anything about how that works with Cybertronians.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
You Must Be This Tall To Ride reviews
Preserum, slight SteveBucky. When you're a kid and you don't meet the height requirement, it's already frustrating. But hey, you're still a kid so you have plenty of time to grow. One day you'll be able to ride that rollercoaster ten times in a row if you wanted to, and you'll puke your hot dogs and icecream but at least you had fun, right?
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Bucky B., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Kneel reviews
My take on Loki and Tony's meeting at Stark Tower. Loki x Tony Stark smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Wait Just Wait
Just some observations made on the characters in River's Edge—namely Layne.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Woods reviews
An early morning mission finds four of the Tantei walking through the Makai woods. Kurama manages to get Hiei alone. Kurama x Hiei, oneshot, short.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
For the Record reviews
Hiei interrupts a late-night sport with Kurama, who knows very well how to manipulate his friend. Kurama x Hiei, oneshot, short.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Breeze
In the early hours, the Thin Man is thoughtful and craving. Just a super short one, to release some Gloverhunger.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
I Deny, Alarum reviews
A duo of poems I wrote, obviously suggesting Harry x Draco the way I've always seen it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete