Bonjour My Friend
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-11-11, id: 3331347, Profile Updated: 07-06-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Entwined, Heather Dixon.

I'm Bland.

My OC for What Stirs in the Night:

Name: Cynthia Herein

Age: 17

Year: 6

Gender: Female

Blood Status: Halfbreed (Wizard/Changling)

Residency: Decatur, Georgia

Facial Appearance: thin lips and nose, high cheek bones, light brown eyes (If you want a reference, think the girl in the Give Me Love music video by Ed Sheeran)

Hair: Lavender, parted at the side, wavy/lightly curled, reaches 1/4 arm

Skin: Very pale, due to Changeling blood

Height: 5"7

General Clothing Style: Soft Rocker, slightly hipster but not to a large extent

History: Cynthia lives with her mom in a small house in Georgia. She was the result of a moment of passion between her mother and a stranger her mom met in a bar. Her mother had no idea that he was in fact a Changeling. But as Cynthia grew up, her mom realized it. She always had a low temperature, all the characteristics of an albino but never burned and had exactly her father's eyes instead of red pigment less ones, could talk to the fairies, started causing much greater mischief that normal children who couldn't control their magic did (ie. turned herself into a cat that wandered the neighborhood and started scratching up people's legs), and most importantly, she started stealing people's bodies and taking over them. When her mother realized just quite what she was, she started to train Cynthia. When kids bullying her for having magic got too out of hand, her mother pulled her out and started homeschooling her. She wanted to be surrounded by other people like her though, so she applied to Abberox after falling in love with the place after a visit when she was 12. But unfortunately, she was shotdown, year after year. Her family couldn't afford the tuition, so unfortunately there was no way to go. She also gained potions knowledge from the only other wizard in town, Mrs. Theme, and learned how to ride a broom on her own. But now that her application has been accepted even though scholarships are never accepted, she's through by mysterious means. Only question now, is why?

House: Wait and see

Program: Psychic Arts

Personality: Very tactical and thinks her actions through. She is very mischievous and is too unafraid for her own good. She thinks that many of the laws put in place are complete bullshit and finds ways to get around them. She's deadest on accomplishing all goals she sets, with her overall goal being to become a Medium and be one of the specialized aurors for the Federal Auror's Bureau (FAB I just had to >x

Quirks: Runs hand through hair when nervous

Skills: Making undetectable enchantments, Finding new ways to use potions, Talking to beasts

Realtionship: DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW ;)

What Being Half Changeling Even Fucking Means: She naturally has no pigment in her skin and hair, and a color changing charm can't fix that. She isn't effected by the sun in any way. She can talk to beasts. She sometimes can't understand or feel emotions (this happens in random spurts). She can steal very easily. She can steal a person's body (she can take over their body and become that person).

So leave your eyes open

And your holds safe in your hands

For people will try and rob you and hurt you

But they just can't

Because you mean too much

And you hold so dear

I can't imagine a life worth spending

Without your life force here

I say I don't need you

That I can run on my own

That I feel fine without you

No tether, for I run alone

But your every

And you're all

Yours is the last face

I want to see before it falls

So kiss me quickly

And don't let go

For our holds here is strong

And now the unveiled will know

-Bonjour My Friend

Copy and paste the poem and add your name if you have a person that you would stay with until the very end: Bonjour My Friend

So now here is the typical section

Where you learn of my genetic and personal selections

Contoured into general stereotypes

In an attempt to spread a lesson

And while it has good intent

Believe me, it does

The reason why you're here

is mainly to judge

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Falling under by MewMewCheshire reviews
Ib remembers things most when she's drawing him. The Forgotten Portrait. But what is it that she so desperately needs to remember? A trip back to the gallery she fought so hard to escape brings it all back. Trials and tribulations await. Can Ib conquer the dark depths of the gallery? Or will she be stuck dreamingly awake in the abyss forever?
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 25,591 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
distressing damsels by ribbons-blue reviews
Because of course rescuing Elena Gilbert from the clutches of a power-hungry vampire wouldn't be as simple a task as it first appeared. Elijah doesn't know why he ever thought otherwise. [Elijah x Elena] Season 2
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Elena G., Elijah - Complete
It's Just Business Book One by Kit Koko reviews
*OC* "Love is love and marriage is business" Chikako is a free-spirit being forced to marry the smart and handsome Kyoya Ootori for business. Only problem? She hates him. Now to please his family, he must win her over, which is harder than he thought. COMPLETE; Book Two is out and ongoing!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,664 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kyōya O., OC - Complete
Heal Her Broken Wings by Terapsina reviews
AU after "All My Children". Elijah has been gone for a while when Elena suddenly turns up on his doorstep as a vampire. She needs him to help her come to grips with that and he needs to keep silent his feelings for her while he does so. Elejah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2012 - [Elijah, Elena G.] Stefan S., Damon S. - Complete
Talk To The Characters by SideshowJazz1 reviews
I know there's like a billion of these fics on here, so make that one billion and one! Eight characters are open to questions, dares, and anything else you want to send in. Ask questions, and enjoy! I accept all questions!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011
god bless your soul and your aching bones by but seriously reviews
"Open your eyes, Elena," he says into her ear, his lips burning across her skin. "I want you to remember this moment." klaus/elena, hints of klaus/caroline, jeremy. post-3x18
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Klaus, Elena G.] Jeremy G. - Complete
The Bathroom Door is too Thin by twilightslittleangel reviews
Galinda and Fiyero arrive home from a date, and Fiyero doesn't want to leave. So instead of wandering around Shiz, he hangs out in the dorm room with Elphaba. Rated for future stuff.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Yes, Master by Annibelle White reviews
Elphaba was left on the steps of a mauntery as a baby with nothing but a green bottle and a name. When she reaches sixteen and chooses not to become a maunt, she is sent to work for a royal family in the Vinkus as a servant and schoolmarm.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,381 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Goodbye Childhood Friend by clouisejohnr reviews
A cute little one-shot about Peter and Molly's first and last kiss.
Starcatchers Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Complete
Promise Me This by SarahsManyMen reviews
What if it was Elena who went after the cure in 2x22 and not Stefan? What if Elena took his place and SHE left with Klaus? How would things change? Rated T for Language!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,196 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Elena G., Klaus - Complete
Taking Chances by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
Elphaba and Fiyero have finally admitted their feelings. Elphaba knows that she's taking a huge chance on both Fiyero and herself. Will it pay off? Sequel to "Falling In". Please read Author's Note! Shiz-era, AU, musicalverse, Fiyeraba
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 119,406 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
just us by seemslikeaporno reviews
She isn't a very good actress. / Beck&Tori, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Clay Bodies reviews
And in the end, he sculpts his own landscape and people into what he wants. And Azalea… might just be what he wants. KeeperXAlazea AU.
Entwined, Heather Dixon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013
What Stirs in the Night reviews
When 1/2 Changeling 1/2 Wizard Cynthia got her acceptance letter to Abbrax Academy of Witchcraft after applying for years and years with no luck, obviously she is excited. But what she doesn't realize is that she's just stepped into a dangerous game of Voodoo, Blood, and Power. AU. Modern Day New Orleans. Might go up to M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - OC