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Joined 10-11-11, id: 3331377, Profile Updated: 04-21-15
Author has written 8 stories for Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり, Misc. Books, Portal, and Fight Club.

Hello! Nice to meet you!

I am (#CENSORED#) but you can call me Key.


Who am I? (I am Joe's bad reference)


To be honest, I cannot answer that, due to privacy. But I can tell you the basics.

I'm a man, 629 years old from Mexico. (That writes in English, F* logic.)

I used to be a jedi, but now i decided to become a cyborg.

I'm not someone who you wanna mess with since my dad is Bruce Willis.

But I'm a good person sometimes. I am funny, sometimes, and I see the positive side of everything. However, I make dirty jokes whenever I can.


What I like


Books: Fight Club, Ready Player One, some comics and others.

Music: Deadmau5, Daft Punk, Tiesto, Paul Van, Skrillex, and many more. Also Gorillaz, Die Antwood, Zoe...

Games: Puzzle games mainly, like Portal, random games, like Goat Simulator or Skate 3, and FPS.

Shows: Adventure Time ! (Hell yeah!) and other that you may never heard of.

Movies: Fight Club, Watchmen, Interstellar, Inception, Memento and many others.

Animes: Comedy, romance and so on. Also science fiction... Some gore is also nice.

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Transform by Scorching Streaks of Paint reviews
Some quotes GLaDOS would say if she were certain machines.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 12/22/2014 - GLaDOS - Complete
Home Again, Home Again by The Clerik reviews
Takes place after Portal 2. GLaDOS fantasizes about what it would be like to have a bipedal body, Chell wanders the outside world and wonders why she was set free, and meanwhile, there's something moving through the dark...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Caroline, Chell, GLaDOS
Estas en mi Programación by Irken Rocks reviews
GLaDOS desarrollo un proyecto para crear órganos y tejido sintético y necesita de un conejillo de indias, y aunque no le guste no puede dejar de pensar en Wheatley para cumplir ese papel, pero tal vez hay algo más que solo interés científico. [Wheatley X GLaDOS] [Romance/ Comedia/ Lemon] [Chell X Wheatley]
Portal - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley] Chell, D. Rattmann
Portal: Help Wanted by UberVenkman reviews
The characters of Portal apply for jobs. Sometimes fits into canon, sometimes doesn't, depends on what I feel like writing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Wheatley, D. Rattmann, Chell, GLaDOS
Script by extra-victory reviews
He reached a hand across to seize her forehead for a temperature reading, probably without realizing that as a result of their proximity... "Oh, You're burning up." She groaned, bright red. "I don't have a fever, you're just oblivious." Okabe x Kurisu
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Kurisu M., Okabe R.
T & Ask (or Raven Explains What Nipples Are) by iWub reviews
Starfire walks in on Raven in the shower, where she sees something that she has questions about. Questions which Raven, to her chagrin, has to answer. Rated K for mentions of nudity, but none of it is sexual.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Vampire? by music.movies.heart reviews
Fionna was always taught to fear vampires, but when she meets one he seems surprisingly human. She sees just how wrong she is, but can she show everyone else? On top of that can she stop the Ice Queen and the other villains of Ooo? Gore and language
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,051 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Fireflies in the Garden by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Makise Kurisu has never really understood Okabe Rinatrou, she tries, but she has never quite managed to divine the meaning of Steins;Gate.
Steins;Gate/シュタインズ ゲート - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Okabe R., Kurisu M.] - Complete
Of Robots and Women by TheTiller reviews
When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Love Letter Lovelies by Glee-chan reviews
Yumuto High School has a secret: Almost all the girls in Class 1-3 are Lesbians. This story follows the six ringleaders of this Lesbian Club, dealing multiple topics from the revelation of one's sexual orientation, to first love, past loves, unwanted love, coming out, sex, and everything in between.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Complete
Kyoko de la Mancha by Mr.E's-pen reviews
En una preparatoria femenina, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, existió una ingeniosa artista llamada Kyoko Toushino. Kyoko disfrutaba de leer manga en vez de estudiar. Y de poco estudiar y mucho leer manga, acabó por perder el juicio.
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: K - Spanish - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Akari A., Kyouko T. - Complete
But I'm A Girl by Glee-chan reviews
Akira Hadena was a normal girl who liked to dress up in her brother's clothes. The side effect is that people often mistake her as a girly looking boy. One day a pretty girl asks her out, and she just can't say no.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Complete
My Heart's Desire by SmAsHBrownGuy reviews
A story about the love between a certain group of girls and how their misadventures play into sweet romance. (Rated T for some sexual themes, language, and adult situations) [Ayano x Kyoko, Himawari x Sakurako] Sequel: "Forever and Always" is in the works!
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Complete
¡Caray, vaya playa! by Minikomicweb reviews
Una de las chicas del Club de Entretenimiento tiene una gran casa de verano en las afueras de la ciudad. ¡Todas están invitadas, inclusive las del Consejo Estudiantil!
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013
Fan Letters by RawrRoarRawr reviews
In a massively large white room, lies a mountain of colorful letters. Join the Adventure Time Gang as they open up each letter, each containing a set of Truth or Dares. One by one. Until the entire mountain is complete. (Re-uploaded)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,754 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013
My Creepy Love by Aixa.Uzumaki099 reviews
"Nunca pensé que encontraría a la chica ideal para mí, la verdad nunca pensé llegar a enamorarme y que alguien llegara a amarme, es decir ¿quién en su sano juicio amaría al asesino Jeff The Killer? Pero parece que me equivoqué respecto a tí...you are my love...my creepy love" (Será M por lemmon)
Misc. Books - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013
The First Rule of Cookie Exchange by eilonwya10 reviews
The first rule of cookie exchange is that you don't talk about cookie exchange. Parody or re-imagining, depending, with female characters. No violence. Day 18 (cookies) of the 25 Days of Fic Challenge.
Fight Club - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Complete
Chance of Luck by BLS91090 reviews
A young man named Kyle Johnson meets two girls' at work one day, and they change his life. Features all original characters. Rated M for adult language, some violence, and lemons. Story was updated on 5/19/15.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Tenacity by Sweet Christabel reviews
Chell is an ordinary young woman thrown into an extraordinary situation. To gain her freedom, she must fight her way through Aperture Science for a second time. The only allies she has are a moron who betrays her, her greatest enemy trapped inside a potato, and a mysterious man who paints on the walls. Eventual ChellxDoug Want to skip to the AU? Read chapter 3, then jump to 8 :)
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,649 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Chell, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? – Dead Love by Beast Out Ghost reviews
An Ayumu x Eucliwood romance. If you're a fan of this shipping, i advice you to give this one-shot a chance Hope you do
Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Ayumu A., Eucliwood H./Yuu - Complete
With Pain Comes Pleasure by PorcelainMermaid reviews
Alice and Jeff the killer find another way to wrap up their evening. (More Jeff the killer and Alice smut, this ship seriously needs more love)
Crossover - X-overs & American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2013
Syndrome by GrimGrave reviews
With a new plan up their sleeve, the demon sisters attempt to catch the angels. The hunt turns into a kidnapping as only Stocking is caught! While kidnapped, the angel find herself drawn to her captors in a series of comedic and romantic situations. KneesocksXStockingXScanty, rated M for adult themes and language.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,138 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Stocking A., Kneesocks, Scanty - Complete
A Demon's Sweet Tooth by GrimGrave reviews
"The demon had a sweet tooth, and the rule-rejecting angel was her eye-candy." For several weeks, Stocking recieves anonymous gifts consisting of chocolate, a flower and haikus, leaving her wondering who the person sending these is. For better or worse, she finds out rather quickly. Rated M for safety. Contains an OOC Kneesocks.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Stocking A., Kneesocks] Scanty - Complete
Wedding Crashers by SoulTheWolf reviews
Slenderman and his pal Jeff the Killer decide to, as the title says, crash a wedding.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/27/2012 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Forbidden Sweets and Breakable Rules by GrimGrave reviews
StockingXKneesocks. Having a crush on the demon meganekko forces Stocking to come up with a plan to win her heart in their next encounter. Read and Review. Finished!
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - [Kneesocks, Stocking A.] - Complete
Phonography by lYmli reviews
Mello espía a Near a través de aparatos telefónicos y computadores, pero o Near es un pervertido o Mello es un mal pensado, parodia de teléfono roto cuando los chismes vuelan.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Mau5in' Around by RavingKangaroo reviews
Another side story of my British character, Raven, where she meets a crazed mouse DJ, Deadmau5. She is taken captive of him and their robotic creators, Daft Punk, and struggles to break apart from these beings and return home. Mau5 x OC
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,069 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Un nuevo amigo by Nana-Yuki-Sunset reviews
Cuando te sientes solo y molesto y no hay nadie que quiera escucharte,cualquier compañia sirve/Drabble
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Android Noodle - Complete
Just in time for breakfast! by espertortuga reviews
I had Superfast Jellyfish stuck in my head recently, so I thought up this little story out of sheer boredom. Humor, one shot, no pairings, character death
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Murdoc N., Android Noodle - Complete
Robot Life: Cyborg's Diary by reyna-ruina reviews
El Diario de Cyborg - Basada en el ident de Cyborg en Gorillaz . com
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Android Noodle
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Human Robot & Robotic Human reviews
Before her, nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. No one would be violent to me, I guess. Is it the same for her? Before me, was she a normal human being? It was just after the first test when everything started. We fought, joined, befriend and walked our separate ways. But then, a knock on my door. T for cursing and other little reasons. Android!GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 3/3 - Chell, GLaDOS
Advanced Amusement Club reviews
"We had fun back in Middle School, didn't we?" "Yeah... You're still a pervert." "Hey!" "Don't deny it..." "Whatever... We are going to high school in a month!" "Chris, I already know..." "Shut up, Yui. I'm excited for the new students! What if we befriend one or two?" "No more perverts, please..." "SHUT UP!" "Yeah, whatever..." "And what about your girlfriend? Mmmh?" "Chris, shh."
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/25 - Akari A., Yui F., Himawari F., OC
I am Joe's coffin I held the screaming Joe inside
If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin. Screaming for help. But to the world, she is still dead. What is worse than that? Short, half-minute thingy I had inside my head.
Fight Club - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Published: 4/21 - Complete
10 Songs Challenge reviews
Because I was bored... T for safety
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Akari A., Kyouko T., Yui F., Chinatsu Y. - Complete
Advanced Amusing Club TEASER reviews
Here is a short teaser/prequel on what is coming in the sequel of The Arrival Of Cupid. T for swearing.
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2014 - OC - Complete
The Arrival Of Cupid reviews
Set after the 2nd season. In the Nanamori Middle School, a new student has appeared. Unlike the rest of the cast, she has plans. Because of her being so curious and having a matchmaker gift, her plan is to be the cupid of the school! Which couples she will manage to make? How and when? Will Chitose die from nosebleeds? Read and find out! T for safety.
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 81,021 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Kyouko T., Ayano S., Chitose I., OC - Complete
Magic Is Real reviews
Funny one-shot about a magic book. R&R (This has nothing to do with my other story The Arrival Of Cupid)
Yuruyuri/ゆるゆり - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Akari A., Kyouko T., Yui F., OC - Complete
Cats n Coffee reviews
Short story of a man with Coffee and his cat. M for f'd up stuff
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Complete