Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Ouran High School Host Club, Lord of the Flies, Girl Meets World, and Dragon Ball Z.
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like FUNimation dub or Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say "saiyan" or "saiyajin",we must stand strong and united. For we are the last of a dying race. And all those who are ture fan post this on your page proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage forever. For you are a true saiyan.
damn right i am!
Ok simple things about me:
Hair: naturally wavy and dirty blonde
Eye: really awesome blue
Likes: (to keep its simple) Anime, music, Art, writing, Band
"Let me ask you, does a machine like yourself ever experience fear!?"— Vegeta
1. Tomoya: Wake up. Sunohara: How long have I been asleep? Tomoya: About a hundred years. Sunohara: Then you would be dead! Tomoya: I'm a hologram. Sunohara: What!? And what about the world?! Tomoya: It ended. Sunohara: Mother, Father, I'm sorry I was an idiot untill the very end! Tomoya: Wake up, stupid. Sunohara: AH! The hologram just kicked me! So... You're real!? Tomoya: I'm a cyborg. Sunohara: So what you said about the world? Tomoya: It's true. Sunohara: Mother, Father, I will live my life with the Okazaki cyborg. Tomoya: Wake up, stupid! Sunohara: You were lying? Tomoya: You beleived it?2.Tomoya: At this moment, Sunohara had yet to realize he had begun to walk the path of a pervert.3. Akio: Pick Senae! She has bigger boobs!4. Sunohara: If a pitcher is out of practice he can still have his balls hit! Tomoya: I would have pharse that differently.
You say Edward, I say Ponyboy.
94% percent of kids haven't heard of Maximum Ride. If you are the 6% that think 94% percent must have grown up on planet dumb ( Maximum Ride joke if u are confused so don't be affended) post this on your wall
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overjealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Iggy by your side as your extremely hot king. (Girls he is mine back off)
How to know you are addicted with dragon ball.
look to see if you have a tail
punch the air
now want to or are taking a martial class
act like vegeta one day and goku the next
want to marry trunks or someone from the show
can sing the theme song in japanesse (I so can)
You are afraid that, Cell will absorb you, Buu will turn you into candy and Baby will steal your body before vegeta's
You don't worry about robbers cause if one came goku would beat him up.
Watched all of the episodes, movies, and watched team four star (LOVE IT!)
Read the mangas
Find yourself calling your family members one of the characters
Dream of going to Nemak or Planet Vegeta
You wish you could blow up the moon too
Tried to make a power pole
(this is one that happened to me) your friend gets this weird pen thats tougue can shoot out and you suddenly think of general tao. because he killed general bluw with his tougue.
You want to ride on nimbus or on our school's pole.
Make a dragon ball character dictonary (my friend made me one)
Make a dragon ball, well try.
You know you're obsessed to Maximum Ride when:
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
This list is growing the more i think about MR so be on the look out
How to play rock/paper/scissors, for real
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that sheet up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits: Dead!- My Chemical Romance
Waking Up: Thnks fr th Mmrs- Fall out boy ((This is great isn't it))
First Day At School: The Perfect Mistake- Cartel
Making Your New Best Friend: Paint your wings- All Time Low
Falling In Love: Chasing Cars- Snow Patrol
Breaking Up: Chelsea (My BF dumps me for a girl named Chelsea or something?)
Prom: Imaginary Monsters- Backpack Party
Graduation: My friends over you (( I dont even...))
Life's Okay: Anywhere but here- Mayday Parade ((So my life will suck))
Death of a Close Friend: Where did you go? ((that's sad))
Mental Breakdown: Welcome to my life- Simple plan
Driving: For Baltimore (Going to Baltimore b*tch!)
Flashback: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me- All Time Low
Getting Back Together: Bad enough for you- All Time Low
Birth of Child: Underclass Hero- Sum 41 (So my kid is a hero or underclass?)
Wedding Scene: Kiss the girl- Chameleon Circuit
Car Accident: Baby blue eyes (Maybe my eyes going blind)
Final Battle: Your Love is a Lie- Simple Plan (OK?)
Ending Credits: Outlines- All Time Low
Deleted Scenes: Like we used to- A Rocket to the Moon
Well... i dont know who the heck would want to see this movie...
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile!!!!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.
If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.
If you'd prefer having an anime guy as your boyfriend then some one in real life, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the eight percent who stayed with rock, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile.
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.
95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!
If you love an anime character so much that it even hurts to admit that they don't exist and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))
K: Really silly
I: loves to smile and laugh
T: A very good kisser
L: A smile to die for
I: loves to smile and laugh
N: Can kick the out of you
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
apples on trees
the best one’s are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they settle for the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good but
easy to get. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, one who’s
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!
More stuff about me. Stole the questions with my burgalar costume. lol
1. What is your occupation? Writer, student.
2. What color is your underwear? Like i Would tell you!
3. What are you listening to right now? Nothing. But i was listening to Loser of the year by Simple Plann
4. What was the last thing you ate?
5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Macaroni and cheese, it's a color!
6. How is the weather right now? Cold, dark
Favorite drink? Water (is that weird? really I love water, creepy
8. Favorite sport to watch? None of them. If I had to choose America football or soccer.
9. Have you ever dyed your hair? No!
10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? I need glasses, don't wear them
11. Pets? I have a frog, Flame (RIP FLAME)
12. What is your favorite T.V. show? DRAGON BALL Z
13. What was the last movie you watched? Hm...Clannad the movie
14. Favorite day of the year? Birthday.
15. What do you do to vent anger? Punch things and break pencils, pens and markers (yup i can, i scare my friends yet people dare to call me weak!)
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbie doll heads i ripped off
17. Fall or Spring? Fall
18. Hugs or kisses? Uh... depends on the person
19. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry!
20. What is on the floor of your closet? Crap I don't know what to do with.
21. Favorite smell? The smell of stinkbugs. THEY SMELL GOOD just try it!
22. What inspires you? Music, and people that do inspiring things!
24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? None. Hamburgers are gross!
25. Favorite car? Green punchbuggy.
26. Favorite dog breed? Can have a dog, they get me sick.
27. Number of keys on your key ring? Who owns a key ring?
8. Favorite day of the week? Friday. That's when most parties I go to happen.
29. How many states have you lived in? 1
30. How many cities have you lived in? 1
31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? Nope. I'd crash.
32. Where are you? Stalker! HOME
33. Look up. Now look back. What do you see? A lamp.
34. What's the last thing you ate/drank? Potato chips.
35. What's your personality like? Confusing, tough, but i can be nice
36. Who do you have a crush on? It's a secret, and if I told you I'd have to kill you.
37. What was the last thing you thought? Why would you want to ask me this
38. You have a million dollars. What do you do? Save some, spend $1000 and give a little to my friends!
39. Grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My phone.
40. Say George Bush, what do you think of?? An old guy with a bush outside of his house
41. What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing.
42. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Don't have one.
43. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Better
44. What can you hear right now? Snake story, eww!
45. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Okay. My grandpa didn't hear me!
46. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Reproducing snakes EWWWWWW! Turn it off!
47. Type your name with your elbow. I'm not typing my real name, so I'll try my username: icykakmuj
48. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? a picture of my parents wedding
49.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I wrote a story!
50. Favorite game: MANHUNT! (i added this question i mean like 49, you need a 50!)
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