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Author has written 15 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Bleach, Rise of the Guardians, Soul Eater, Death Note, and Avengers.

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God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,488 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y., OC
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
DADA with L and Light by WomanFromTheOldKingdom reviews
L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Surely, God Must Paint by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In a world without Kira, but with extradimensional aliens, Light and Anna Jones become struggling artists, getting by on Anna Jones' outdated pop culture references from another dimension and generally bad puns. Light wonders at the meaning of his existence and if this truly is all life has to offer him. side fic to God of the Machine
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Light Y., OC - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6905 - Favs: 12,459 - Follows: 10,807 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 229 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 231 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 1,421 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Constantinople (Not Istanbul) by Kirishtu reviews
Wandering through the streets of an unfamiliar city, Ezio Auditore catches glimpses of a ghost not from his past, but from his future. Inspired by the song by They Might Be Giants.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Desmond M., Ezio A. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Woman's Intuition reviews
It was a mistake. Tony should have known not to turn his attention from his opponent mid-fight. But he did, and he's been in a coma for the past two weeks. Pepper has been running Stark Industries from his bedside, and when Tony wakes up, it only takes one word from him to make Pepper realize something she should have figured out months ago. Established Pepperony, breakup fic.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pathetic reviews
As you lay there, coughing up your own blood, you wonder why you did something this stupid. Without the red stones, you'll die like some lowly human. "Envy!" You hear the pipsqueak's voice calling to you. Why does he sound so pained? It's not like he's the one who got stabbed, you made sure of that. Che, humans really are pathetic if they care about a monster like you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Conclusion reviews
"It appears that our first resident of Wammy's House, A, has committed suicide in his room." Emotionless. Tactless. Just the way that bastard always was. But that isn't why I began to hate his miserable, holier-than-thou, sugar-rotted guts. The reason? He was lying. Debatably non-female OC. No romance.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - unknown, L, A, BB - Complete
Fred or George? reviews
No one, not even Molly Weasley, can tell Fred and George apart. But what if the twins aren't exactly sure who's who either? What if not even Magic knows? Oneshot. No romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Fred W., George W., Luna L. - Complete
Chocolates and a Challenge reviews
How does one ask out his best friend and lifelong crush? Especially one as stubborn as Mello? With two of his favorite things, of course. 'Mello, you have twenty-four hours to find out the hidden message of this package. -Matt. PS: Don't eat all the chocolates; you need them to figure it out.' (Yaoi. MelloxMatt oneshot.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Mello, Matt] - Complete
Only Human reviews
When Lyn accidentally touches a transmutation circle, she is sent through the Gate into the world of Amestris! However, instead of taking the usual toll, Truth decides to take something else. Her life, her family, even her humanity are all taken from her, but instead of the knowledge of Alchemy, she gains something not even the alchemists thought possible. Chimera!OC DISCONTINUED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,400 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - OC, Edward E., Alphonse E.
Katie-Free-as-the-Wind reviews
Whether she's leaving whoopee cushions in random places or lying to other spirits about her center, Katie Free is always wearing a Cheshire Cat grin. But what else would you expect from the April Fool? Now Manny has told the Guardians to watch and keep track of her, but Katie won't take this news well. OC. No pairings!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - OC, Jack Frost, Pitch
Why Death City Never Gets Snow Days reviews
Jack should have flown away when he had the chance. And what the heck happened to the moon?
Crossover - Soul Eater & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Pun War of '13 reviews
"Pitch slap!" Both fighters froze. Slowly, Jack and Bunny turned towards the speaker. "Tooth?" And thus, the Pun War of '13 had begun. CRACK. Who do you think will win in this completely jacked up (pun intended) war of puns?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Complete
The Boys Who Lived reviews
When Harry gets lost in the maze of hallways at Hogwarts, who does he happen to meet? A ghost named Edward Elric. What was so important that the teen became a ghost for? Twoshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Harry Potter: Fullmetal Style reviews
Crack! Alphonse, Edward, and Mustang are sent by the military to fix a certain problem in the wizarding world. When they land in Grimmauld Place, what happens next? I honestly have no clue. SECOND CHAPTER: Hughes and Armstrong meet Peeves. And before you ask, yes. It does involve sparkles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Albus D., Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Solemn Meeting reviews
Soutaicho Yamamoto calls a captains' meeting to discuss an issue, but no one -not even Yamamoto himself- wants to think about what they might have to do.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2013 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Relatively Few Kittens reviews
CRACK Ed compiles a list of things it seems only Al is capable of doing. And believe me; Ed's going to try them all. Relatively few kittens were harmed in the making of this fanfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Myths, Memories, and Magic reviews
Late one night, Ed is reliving some of the worst moments in his life when he meets a strange girl in a park. Can the mysterious and seemingly crazy Luna help him remember that life isn't all bad? Oneshot. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Luna L., Edward E. - Complete