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Joined 10-11-11, id: 3331637, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 15 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Bleach, Rise of the Guardians, Soul Eater, Death Note, and Avengers.

(Formerly known as BlackPaperMoon82462) Woo! New pen name! I've been meaning to change it for a while.

OOHH WHO’S THAT SEXY BEAST?! Oh. I clicked on my own profile again…

Warning: I'm really antisocial (not to mention forgetful), so if I'm PMing you and then suddenly stop replying, I'm probably just putting it off and then forgetting it. Send me another message and I'll usually get off my lazy arse and reply.

Important Stuff That I Seriously Doubt You Care About:

Name: Call me whatever you want. Patronus is probably easiest.

Real Name: Hahaha you're funny.

Gender: Female. Unless, of course, I'm some old perv or an FBI agent. Which I personally doubt, but whatever floats your medium-sized yacht.

Age: As previously stated, I don't think I'm some old dude or FBI agent, so I think you can narrow it down a bit. I, like most people on this site, I am a teenaged girl.

Appearance: I don't see the point of this, but whatever. Brunette. Eyes switch between grey, green, and blue. I'm pretty much always smiling, and I make the weirdest expressions completely by accident. I've never seen them though, so I'll have to trust people on that. *shrugs*

Personality: I'm a two-faced, compulsive-lying, apathetic, narcissistic, selfish, fickle, slightly-sadistic, manipulative, aloof, sarcastic, jaded, antisocial, misanthropic, people-pleasing, introverted, spacy, philosophical, lazy, irritated, reality-hating, tricky, unfocused, witty, contradictive person with sociopathic tendencies and dreams of becoming the president of the U.S. or possibly a scientist or possibly a serial killer.

For all of you Harry Potter fans, I basically act like a mix between the Weasley twins and Luna Lovegood with a healthy dose of Slytherin and maybe Colin Creevy's obsessive fanboy-ness (or fangirlness, in my case) if you consider that a personality trait.

Location: You see that closed door near you? I'm behind it.

Sexuality: I'm asexual (meaning I don't like people in that way and I'm not interested in having sex. If you want to know more and don't want to PM me about it, feel free to google AVEN and read the FAQs there). I don't really see why my sexuality is relevant here, but if an asexual who doesn't know about asexuality yet stumbles across this, my job is done.

Faith: Atheist, but I was raised Christian and some habits die hard. Speaking of, wanna know the funniest thing ever? Being an Atheist in church camp. No whining. No preaching about how God is impossible. Just listen to the sermon and think of as many pervy/hilarious thoughts as humanly possible. Try your hardest not to giggle.

Favorite Books: (These are only my absolute favorites) Eragon, Harry Potter, Vampire Kisses, anything written by Kelly Armstrong or Melissa Marr (specifically the Darkest Powers books and the Wicked Lovely series) , Eyes Like Stars, Wondrous Strange, Wings: A Fairy Tale, 11,002 Things to be Miserable About, The Girl Who Could Fly, the Chronicles of Vladimir Todd, the Mortal Instruments series, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Death Note: Another Note, Cirque du Freak, and any books that have anything to do with angels, faeries, vampires, werewolves, or magic. So pretty much every book I've ever read. And I've read a lot.

- Note: When I say 'fairy' I mean Tinkerbell and other Disneyfied pixies. If I say 'faery', I mean the faeries in Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr: invisible, immortal creatures that can't touch iron, are separated into Seelie and Unseelie Courts, can't lie, and try really hard to royally screw over as many people as possible. If you try to correct my spelling on this, I will be very, very angry.

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter (not as much as the books though), Pitch Perfect, Matilda, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Rise of the Guardians, the Avengers, Iron Man (all three movies), Conqueror of Shamballa, and all of the older Pokémon movies.

Favorite Games: Assassin's Creed, Halo, the older Pokémon games, Okami & Okami Den, Harvest Moon (mostly Harvest Moon: Magical Melody. Don't judge me), and the Legend of Zelda games (Twilight Princess, currently).

Favorite Music: Everything but rap/pop and the occasional song that just plain gets on my nerves.

People/Stuff That Rock: Anime, reading, fanfiction, tumblr, youtube, the internet in general, quotes (you'll see these later), The Art of Saying Stupid Shit With a Serious Face (of which I am a master), a good argument over stupid things, arguments in general, angels (even though I'm not religious), butterflies, the color blue, watching peoples' faces when I tell them I haven't slept in four days (Lies. I love sleeping), discovering new words, discovering new worlds, swivel chairs, sarcasm, responding to stupid questions with sarcasm, irritating people just for the hell of it, drawing stiches on my hand in red pen and waiting until someone asks about them (after which I look at my hand, surprised, and tell them I have no idea how they got there), the word 'adorkable', adorkable things, making a list of things I want to do in my lifetime (many of which are illegal), and wearing hats.

People/Stuff That Should Go Die in Holes: Bitchy people, rude people, most people actually (Huh.), racists, sexists, that douchebaggy clique in school, anime haters, haters in general, awkward situations, when people ask what your hobbies are and 'the internet' isn't an acceptable answer, dentists *shudders* , me blushing like a schoolgirl, viruses, the word 'preps' (don't even get me started on why), people trying to take your picture when they know you hate it, over-protective adults, people who force their religion down your throat, when people don't understand my sarcasm, brushing up against people in hallways, the phrase "you'll understand when you're older" and any like it, not being able to think of the right word, me stuttering, people who talk about me behind my back, when people text so badly that you have no idea what they're saying, and people who make fun of gay people, religions, depressed people, mental disorders, or victims of bullying.

Animes: Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach (until the beginning of the Fullbring arc), Soul Eater, Inuyasha, Shugo Chara, My Boyfriend's a Vampire, Faster Than a Kiss, Chibi Vampire, Hell Girl, Rozen Maiden, Samurai High School, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's (does that even count?), Hana to Akuma, Wolf's Rain, Blue Exorcist/Au no Exorcist, some Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Tokyo Mew Mew, Death Note, Code Geass, Rosario Vampire, Baka and Test, Mushishi, Okami-san and her Seven Companions, and probably a ton more that I'm forgetting. If I remember, I'll add them. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully.

Current Goal in Life: Before I die, I'm going to make a voice recording of myself and have someone put it in my coffin and set it to go off during the funeral service. So while the priest has everyone praying for me, a recording of my voice will start yelling, "Hey, come on guys, this isn't funny! I fall asleep for five minutes and you go and declare me dead! Let me out!" And then there will be a series of thumping noises like someone is in the coffin trying to get out.

And then they'll open the coffin and find me dead with a note on top of me. The note will be a printed out picture of the trollface meme. xD

Alignment: I'm a Chaotic Neutral. For those of you who don't get it, this is what I'm talking about:

Lawful Good ... Neutral Good ... Chaotic Good

Lawful Neutral ... True Neutral ... Chaotic Neutral

Lawful Evil ... Neutral Evil ... Chaotic Evil

Lawful Good: Doing it right, and then doing the necessary paperwork.

Neutral Good: Occasionally forgetting protocol, but still getting shit done.

Chaotic Good: The ends always justify the explosions.

Lawful Neutral: At least until we get bored.

True Neutral: Just doing it for the LOLs.

Chaotic Neutral: Might save your life, might steal your car.

Lawful Evil: Bringing order to the universe, even if we have to choke the shit out of it.

Neutral Evil: Because there's really nothing better to do.

Chaotic Evil: Eating babies and kicking puppies, and that's on good days.


My Favorite Actually Kinda Serious Quotes:

"There's this kind of silence that only exists in the middle of a crowd. When everyone's talking, but you're not really there. And you wish that everyone would just go away, because somehow being with them is even more lonely than being on your own." ―Tidus, Dreamflow, by Bangles

"Being smart takes patience. Being wise takes pain. Being apathetic takes practice. Being in love takes everything...away." ―Dave Matthes

"Authors are sometimes like tomcats: they distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens." ―Malcolm Cowley

"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons." ―Robertson Davies

"A pessimist only sees the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all― he's walking on them." ―Leonard L. Levinson

"There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people." ―Howard Zinn

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination." ―Mark Twain

"The fact that writers will go through so much to remain authors says something, perhaps everything. It would be far easier (and nearly always more profitable) to become a real estate agent." ―Maria Lenhart

"Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do much the same thing." ―Unknown

"If I cannot move Heaven, I will raise Hell." ―Virgil

"Write on my gravestone: 'Infidel, Traitor.', infidel to every church that compromises with wrong, traitor to every government that oppresses the people." ―Wendell Phillips

"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in." ―Unknown


Ideas/Challenges for fanfics or stories:

I Dare You To Write It-

In all second person ("You were walking in the park when suddenly...")

In a tone you usually dislike writing (angry, regretful, mocking, indifferent, fond, cheerful, etc.)

In all dialogue

With no dialogue (or maybe just one line of dialogue at the very end)

In all future tense ("She will look up and see...")

In a genre that no one would ever expect (a Western genre Harry Potter, a Sci-Fi genre Lord of the Rings, a Horror genre SpongeBob)

With the end as a completely A-hole-ish cliffhanger ("And no one but the moon and stars would ever know what really happened that night.")


See that part up there? Yeah, right above this. That line separates the somewhat-sane part of this profile from the completely chaotic and f*ked up part. Have fun. :)


I'm just going to use my alias, Moon Tsuki.

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Mooizzle (*dying* It's official! I shall now become a gangsta! xD)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave color and fave animal)

Blue Fox (Huh. Not that bad.)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)

Alexis River (I wouldn't happen to be related to Nate River, would I? Dang, if only this was my detective name! Man I hope someone understands this reference...)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Tsumooyd (This sounds like that TruMoo stuff they give us at school...)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

Purple Milkshake (Halt! In the name of frozen dairy products! xD)

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name)

Oulonbn (That sounds like more of a fairy tale name...)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name)

Lynn. (I can live with that.)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Twitchy. (*chokes* I can't even- You have no idea. It's just- AHAHAHA! xD *dying*)

YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow)

mmkoo9o9nm (How does one pronounce 9 in a name?)


If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

(Moon: Maybe this is just me, but loving someone for what's in their pants seems incredibly shallow to me. )


THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"


Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen a movie screen a computer screen with a comic book a novel on your lap. Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.

Fandom is people you don't tell your mother you're meeting. Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand. Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.

Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan. Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London. Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds. Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.

Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. Fandom is Snacky's law and Godwin's law and Murphy's law. Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you've ever had them.

Fandom is female. Fandom is male. Fandom lets female play at being male. Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous. Fandom is fantasy. Fandom doesn't care about norms or taboos or boundaries. Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries. Fandom is not real life. Fandom is closer than real life. Fandom knows what you're really like in the bedroom. Fandom is how you would never, could never be in the bedroom.

Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above. Fandom is love for characters you didn't create. Fandom is recreating the characters you didn't create. Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention. Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation. Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation. Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.

Fandom is creating. Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love. Fandom is words, language, authoring. Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs. Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve. Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.

Fandom is signal and response. Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter. Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.

Fandom is distraction. Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account. Fandom gets no work done. Fandom is too much work. Fandom was/is just a phase. Fandom could never be just a phase. Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit. Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.

Fandom is where you found yourself hesychasm @ livejournal, in lieu of life.

(Moon: I'm sorry, I just think this is beautiful and everyone on the whole internet should get to read this. That part about a stranger moving you to tears? This is it.


We are Fanfiction.

We are the girls who spend more time writing than talking.

We are the boys who spend more time reading than watching TV.

We are the teens who run to the fictional when their real lives are unbearable.

We are the college kids who should be studying, but aren’t because of the plot bunny that won’t stop running around in our heads.

We are the budding authors who procrastinate their original work to write “just one more oneshot”.

We live in Fanfiction.

We live in our computers.

We live in the minds of our readers.

We live in our letters, our words, our sentences.

We live in the stories, the reviews, the endless profiles.

We live in worlds that aren’t even ours.

We can become Fanfiction.

We can become the one people wait for just to see what we have to say.

We can become a queen, a king, the beloved one of a fandom.

We can become a role model, inspiration, and encouragement for younger writers.

We can become the person who smiles upon reading a review and finding that we have disturbed a room with our reviewer’s laughter, broken a fan’s heart, moved someone to tears, or opened a window that would have otherwise stayed firmly shut and veiled.

We can become the one to save a story, save a writer, even, with just a few taps on the keyboard and a good bit of constructive criticism.

Because aren't we all?

WE ARE FANFICTION.

–– DarkHorseBlueSky


Epic Quotes/Words to Live By:

There are very few problems which cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives.

You look like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

I'm so gay I can't even think straight.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Did you know that 'school' and 'vagina' are both six letter words and are dark holes of nothingness that can hold screaming children for nine months?

I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my Life Alert!

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. Yeah, he said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait.

Ah, the internet: where men are men, women are also men, and thirteen-year-old girls are FBI agents.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

The internet is like Egypt; we write on walls, convey messages with pictures that no one understands, and worship cats.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I've always wanted my last words to be,"Hey, what does this button do?"

Police officer: How high are you? Person: No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

The 3 Stages of Insanity:
1. Having arguments with yourself
2. Winning those arguments
3. Losing those arguments

Insanity is simply getting the joke before anyone says it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the judge.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.

It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

As a driver, I hate pedestrians. As a pedestrian, I hate drivers. But no matter what form of transportation I'm using, I always hate bicyclists.

I look around and all I see is stupid! On a completely unrelated topic, I like to look at mirrors.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is Humanity's way of saying "You can't fire me- I quit!"

I am not a bitch; I am the bitch; and to you, I am Ms. Bitch.

I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe those idiots trusted me with this).

Even when fully awake, we still have trouble locating car keys in our pockets, finding cell phones, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'll bet you anything anyone can locate and push the snooze button from 5 feet away, in the dark, while half-asleep, every time.

This weight on my chest

Cannot ever be lifted.

Oh wait, it's just boobs.

“Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor." "Backwards?” "I’m skilled.”

"He thought he was a wit, and he was half right." - Joseph Addison

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."

Mom: *holding our cat and jokingly talking to him* Where were you last night, young man? Were you with any girl cats? Was there any catnip involved? Me: Mother, there is a fine, fine line between joking and crazy cat lady. You are currently playing jump rope with that line. -Me (BlackPaperMoon82462)

"I will follow you to the ends of the Earth. And when we get there, I will push you off." -Banki SilverWolf

"STOP THINKING STUPID!!" -My English teacher

"Can we be antisocial butterflies?" -Sen the Cheshire Cat

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"I will lie, cheat, steal and destroy things for really good books. And I will sell my soul for an internet connection, I miss Google damnit!" - Strange Return by Shivera

"We leave immediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "...We leave in two hours!"

"You remind me of something." "What?" "Monday." "Why?" "Nobody likes you."

Your friend calls you at 3 in the morning. "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

"Dear students,

I know when you’re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Sincerely, your teacher."


I'm on tumblr! Just look for my-patronus-is-a-computer and you'll find me!

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Shifting Views by MsBarrows reviews
Thor asks the Avengers to keep an eye on Loki while Asgard goes to war against the chitauri who recently tried to remove him from prison there. Tony Stark finds himself holding the leash of a shapechanged Loki. Neither of them are happy about the situation. (Slow build, UST)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,592 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2h ago - Published: 10/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
46 Days Later by aLoggedInReader reviews
After the events of "Attack of the 46 inch Winchester" the Winchesters are grown ups again, but still have an Apocalypse on their hands. Gabriel's decision to join Team Free Will might just be the miracle they need to live through this. Rated M for future chapters. Sabriel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 122,965 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] Dean W., Castiel
God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,371 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y.
Dear Fanfiction Writers by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
In which the ROTG characters write "strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers. Rated T for the personal paranoia of the constantly paranoid author.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 7/12/2013
Serial Killer's Daughter by allietheepic7 reviews
Briana Thomas: upcoming singer with red eyes. Beyond Birthday: reborn as a shinigami who's in our world. The connection? Briana is Beyond's daughter. LxOCxLight IN THE REWRITING PROCESS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [L, OC, Light Y.] BB
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Of Lies and Deceit and Hidden Personas by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Harry receives a letter from Dumbledore over the summer of 5th year and snaps. His magic reacts wildly and Harry finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. When everything comes to light Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 148,160 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Till I'm A Hundred, You Idiot by Griselda Banks reviews
Because everyone shortchanges them. Because there's really so much more. Because they are the characters that, when put together, have the greatest tendency to be OOC. And that is such a shame. Mentions of Royai and EdWin, but NO YAOI.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 146,672 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Anger Management by FictionalNutter reviews
Canon-Adjacent AU starting after Mystery Spot. The Trickster decides to invest himself in saving Sam, to the younger Winchester's bewilderment. Sam's racing to save Dean from Hell, Dean's trying to make sure Sam will be okay without him, and the Trickster is determined to keep Sam from headed down the dark road awaiting him. Even if it means he has to kidnap the hunter.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 69,158 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Stuck on You by awesomesauce101 reviews
It's April Fool's Day and Sam is sorely mistaken when he believes that Dean won't initiate their usual prank war. Luckily, someone unexpected reappears to help him exact his revenge.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Tony (Isn't) An Annoying, Scrawny Brat by Shadowing reviews
Tony is a 15 year old, annoying, scrawny brat who grew up in the system and is living off scraps he makes on the internet. When uncovering a job offer for a tech helper with the Avengers in the SHIELD network he eagerly applies for it- accidentally also shutting down the entire system. Oops. He's arrested, shot, but finally gets the job and meets the team... leading to disaster.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Your Guardian Angel by A Deed Without a Name reviews
When Gabriel makes the decision to screw up the apocalypse by keeping Sam Winchester on the straight and narrow, he figures that it's going to be a black-and-white task. Just keep demons and angels away from the kid, and make sure he doesn't do anything evil. Of course, there's much more to being a guardian angel than that, and discovering it isn't easy. Request. WARNING: Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31 - [Gabriel, Sam W.] Dean W., John W. - Complete
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,965 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Life Looks Better Upside Down by Winder reviews
DFXDP! Danny Fenton has a secret life of protecting the city of Amity Park from ghosts with his mother, the number one ghost fighter, Maddie Fenton. Danny Phantom is a ghost hybrid with an over protective father, Jack Phantom. When Jack drags his son back to his home town and falls for his old flame what will happen when Phantom develops an interest for the hard to get Fenton?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,998 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Ravenprongs by I. H. Scribe reviews
Will's ravenstag turns out to be a person.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/13 - Harry P., Will G., Hannibal L., J. Crawford
Golden Wings and Emerald Rings by SarcasticFangirlHorde reviews
Harry met Gabriel when he was eight, though he knew him by Loki then. Who would have thought the two would get into so much trouble when when the apocalypse hadn't even started yet! Story starts in book 1 of HP and continues forward.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/18 - Harry P., Gabriel
For the Price of a Soul by Cookie Dust reviews
When Vernon Dursley's abuse escalates to unbearable levels, Harry Potter makes a deal that gives him incredible power at the tips of his fingers. Ten years down the line he's going to have to pay for it, but a lot can happen in ten years. (Eventual HP/DM.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 113 - Words: 433,843 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Von reviews
Tiboldt's Family Circus brings together two birds of a feather. The world tries to tear them apart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,512 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Nephilim by sorenalice reviews
AU. Strange things have been happening to Danny Fenton lately, and a certain stranger with golden eyes just might have an explanation.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/21 - Danny F., Gabriel - Complete
DADA with L and Light by bloodpirette reviews
L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Death Note Chronicles by Hershey's Chocolate Bar reviews
People say you can't live without love...L thinks oxygen is more important. Previously Once Upon A Death Note. One-shots/drabbles of Death Note characters. Beware of my poor attempt at humor. Requests can be taken.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/22/2012
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5072 - Favs: 7,004 - Follows: 7,571 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 292,409 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Liesmith by JoAmazing reviews
After the battle of the Chitauri, Thor and Loki return to Asgard, where the Allfather issues a punishment Loki feels he cannot stand: The inability to lie. But when the caster of said spell uses it to gain some information, Thor takes matters into his own hands and brings the cursed mischief god to stay in Stark Tower. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,451 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Entwine by Amouru reviews
It takes only a hurt snake for Harry to realize something is very wrong. Uncovering the truth in the lies, he realizes what exactly Dumbledore had done, and concludes to do something about it. Time travel, Dark!Creature!Harry, eventual HP/LV Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,232 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/13 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
And In The End, It Was No Choice At All by Midnight's Violet Haze reviews
Or five times Thor chose Loki over a girl and then one time he chose Loki. Thorki, Thor/Loki. R&R Please. - TW for discussions of rape of a main character in chapter 5.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Thor, Loki] Jane F., Sif - Complete
Shattered by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I don't own HP, JKR does. Harry has Dissociative Identity Disorder. This may have gone well...until he ends up Sorted into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,438 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Why to Continue by Doppler Effect reviews
Ed pays a price for his brother's body and soul: starting a new life in the wizarding world of a different dimension. While being more than a little irritated at irrational people, Ed decides to help the Order, while giving the excuse of 'no memory'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
We Will Fight or Fall by 2lost4words reviews
When you understand your enemy well enough to defeat him, that is when you realize you love him. For it is impossible to not love them as you love yourself, after intimately learning everything about them. The moment that you conceive this, is when you have to kill them...A FrostIron Story...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 229,011 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mistake Number Two by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
Sequel to Mistake Number One. The first mistake was God's. The second was all on the wizards. Didn't mummy ever tell you not to summon strange creatures? Warning for slash and a tiny bit of gore - hardly classifiable as gore - at the very end.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Harry P., Crowley] Ron W. - Complete
No Visitors by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki was, in fact, was allowed to have visitors at the start and Thor made sure to visit regularly. Odin quickly realized that perhaps that wasn't the best idea.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/25 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Kitten is Angry by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
"The Phantomhive Manor can be a dangerous place...even for halfbreeds like you."..."Is that a threat Mister Michaelis?"..."Time will tell little one." REVISION COMPLETED MY MUFFINS! Please point out any mistakes!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 318,422 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sebastian M.
An Unsound Soul by GrievingAngel reviews
Medusa abducts Edward, injects him with Black Blood, and forces him to consume human souls until he loses his mind. Now believing he is Medusa's son, he soon ends up facing three meister-weapon teams from the DWMA... and Alphonse. Happy-ending readers, seek elsewhere. T for language, violence, gory descriptions, and kishin madness.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,339 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward E., Medusa G. - Complete
Like impossibly thin glass by ohmygodwritersblock reviews
- Sherlock aches for John with all the particles of his being. - The merging and falling apart of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. This is about to become a series.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 102,012 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 3/9/2010
Wizards by rhyejess
In the barracks of a secret government compound in Nevada, two powerful wizards slept inside the bodies of ordinary mortals, and slept in the arms of each other.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Viridescent Musings by Chi Takashi reviews
The colour green has played a major part in Tom's life. And he has come to the conclusion that is is thoroughly unfair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fading into the darkness by BlueMary J. Royard reviews
In the dark, the only light is the one which belongs to his Arc Reactor and Tony feels exposed like he were a target. FrostIron.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pet Detective by OMhypothesis reviews
Sometimes John wishes there were a manual, something like "How To Care For Your Consulting Detective." It would certainly make a lot of things easier. One shot, JohnLock, rated for language and first-time sexual situations between two men. UPDATE: Now with ridiculous epilogue and bonus chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bleach: A Breed Apart by Azteka reviews
Wha' 'ey do tah ya?/Why do you care? Ichigo asked as he closed his eye again, mentally happy that the pain had subsided enough that he could move./Th' glass wa' crackin' an' th' whole place felt like it wa' on fire… Aibou, wha' did ya ge' us intah?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,154 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Shuffling the Cards by HalcyonFrost reviews
Tony is no hero so when the same rogue deity that leveled a SHIELD base appears in Stark Tower and offers Tony the Tesseract for a deal, how can he say no? [evil!Tony AU, set during Avengers film, M for copious amounts of swearing and for violence in later chapters]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,448 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Appreciation by Wordsplat reviews
Steve has cultivated a wealth of appreciation for Tony's many different looks, but he does have a favorite. Oneshot, Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Abandoned By The World by FullmetalEcho688 reviews
Edward overhears a disscussion by everyone he cares about, saying they hate the way he acts and life would be easier without him. Ed becomes unnaturally upset and escapes to Xing. However, Amestris is in danger, and at war. Drachma has invaded, wielding strange new alchemy. Will Ed forgive those who abandoned him and save his loved ones? Can Elysia help him leave his hate behind?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,525 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Edward E., Elysia H.
The Inner Circle by sakurasapprentice7 reviews
HiJack Week Day 5 Prompt - Meeting the Family. Toothless' worries about losing his human to a frost spirit. Toothless' POV
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Toothless - Complete
I've gone where now? by Mcat9905 reviews
Another story where someone crosses over the gate, but for once, it's NOT A GIRL! Meet Jack Ryenn, and prepare for...whatever this story turns into. Rated T for mild language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,047 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012
A Spark Of Moonlight by KingSonnDeeDoo reviews
[Re-Upload] Twice during her adventure, Amaterasu feels another presence similar to hers. A smaller one, that also wields a Celestial Brush... [Slight Amaterasu/Waka, rated T for certain implications.]
Okami - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Amaterasu, Waka] Chibiterasu - Complete
Courage by BlueAsh666 reviews
Things were all going great, until Ashley had to go and get herself in a car crash. And then, some guy that reminded her of Slenderman comes up to her and tells her that she can turn into a bear now, as well as some other things. Oh, and her brother's imaginary friend, Jack? Turns out he's not so imaginary... Everything just keeps escalating for her... And it kinda sucks. Jack X OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,163 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23750 - Favs: 13,385 - Follows: 12,291 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mistake Number One by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
God's MIA status backfires on the Angels when they ignorantly sentence a world-weary saviour to the unforgiving realm of Hell. If wizards are all sinners, then who can blame him when Harry succumbs to the call of demonic eyes? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Harry P., Crowley] - Complete
Rescued from the Dursleys by I. H. Scribe reviews
An owl flies through the window and drops a bloodstained stick on Jim Moriarty's head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Filia Oizys by dislocation reviews
"Stupid gorram idiot. Threaten me. Steal my wallet. Steal my gorram car keys!" Anna always wanted a 'study buddy' but a crazy homicidal maniac was not what she had in mind. And what kind of name is 'Backup', anyway? - TW: Gore. Follows but is not limited to 'LABB Murder Cases' (Another Note). Beyond/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 105,395 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - BB, OC - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hiding Companions by I. H. Scribe reviews
Bruce Wayne and Harry Potter meet while hiding from a reporter and an overly-aggressive mother respectively.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
L, I do not have perky pink nipples by machi-pan reviews
It was all because of that stupid 'Seme's Handbook' that started the argument of 'who's the 'seme' in a homosexual relationship'. Curse all the freaky, under-age fangirls. LxLight fluff
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [L, Light Y.] - Complete
Freckles by daleksanddetectives reviews
John trailed his finger down to a freckle on Sherlock's neck and then, spotting another nearby, let his fingertip gently move across the skin. His finger continued down, swirling around each mark.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Losses by sorenalice reviews
Ghosts forget their lives before their deaths. This is a fact that Danny didn't know. Until his losses were outweighing his gains.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Marcielle's Musings reviews
When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year and is told that 'Ministry representatives will be calling at your place of residence shortly to destroy your wand' - he runs. There is no way he is letting anyone snap his wand. This is Harry's journey of self discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,399 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P.
Things Change by Onyx Maxwell reviews
Raven is pregnant with Alexander's baby. As if being a pregnant teenager isn't enough, she has to deal with the trouble of bearing a half-vampire too. How will this affect Raven and Alexander's relationship? Will it all work out in the end or will everything fall apart under the stress?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,126 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Raven M., Alexander S.
Satisfaction by OMhypothesis reviews
Wherein Dr. John Watson devises a scheme to tempt young Sherlock Holmes into eating regular meals, and ends up gaining an ominous new friend. Silly, one-shot, friendship and humor. Rating for slight cusses.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Kitten Prince of Slytherin by thenerd1026 reviews
Draco's animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Attack of the 46 inch Winchester by aLoggedInReader reviews
Gabriel is determined not to get caught up in the entire Apocalypse business. When Castiel shows up on his doorstep, begging him to play babysitter for a newly de-aged Sam and Dean, he changes his mind pretty quickly, though. There is no chance that this will turn out anything but hilarious after all, right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,443 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Gabriel, Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Life Is Beautiful by Blackhooded001 reviews
V is a wanted criminal that drinks the blood of other criminals until she decided she wanted to help with the Kira case. L needed the help, but he didn't want it from the girl that literally stole his first kiss. Light thinks that she is justice, but is she really? L and Light soon find themselves compete for more than just justice and the fate of the world, but also her! LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,113 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Light Y., L
Good Boys by Gamma Orionis reviews
Sirius was standing by the fire, his arms behind his back, and he didn't react when Regulus stepped in. Only when the door clicked shut did he turn around and smirk at his brother. Written for Cheeky Slytherin Lass's Monthly Slash-tastic Drabble-a-thon on the HPFC Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Regulus B., Sirius B.
Dear Friends by PrincessOfYourDreams reviews
Using an inter-dimensional transporter, Danny gets stuck in an alternate reality where everything is different. Amity Park is a complete mess and Sam is the leader of a ghost-fighting army, with Tucker, Dash, Kwan, and many others in it. Danny wants to help his friends, but first he needs to know : "What happened to this world?"
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
An Annoying Little Vampire by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Warnings: Human Jack Frost (But not Jackson Overland). Teen Pitch. Vampire Pitch. Teen North. Teen Tooth. Teen Bunny. Teen Sandy. OOC moments. Altenrate Universe. Jack Frost is a seventh generation (Sorry. Fixed) shepherd, who just so happens to have immortal friends. And one really annoying vampire who insists on following him around.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,207 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Cursed Luck by Spark of the forgotten reviews
Summary: "Whoever is in charge of luck hates my guts - a lot. I mean, who else can decide to take a walk in the woods, and then fall into a hole covered by a broken bed frame? Only me, I bet."/OC-centric, takes place post-RotG. Includes Pitch Black! Please R&R. Constructive criticism is encouraged; flames are not. Rated T because Pitch made me paranoid.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, OC
Miscalculated Circumstances by MelaRossa reviews
When Light Yagami obtained the Death Note and started killing off those he deemed evil as the serial killer Kira, it was up to the World's Greatest Detective and Criminal, Beyond Birthday, to stop him. Unfortunately, he fell in love with him first. BBxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,456 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - BB, Light Y.
Chained by Lightning Streak reviews
It starts with a fire at the Central Ghost Intelligence Agency (CGIA), where an imprisoned Danny Phantom and vengeful Valerie meet in the middle. It starts with injustice. But what happens when justice and revenge are confused for one another? Where does a hero end, and a villain begin?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,289 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Danny F., Sam M., Valerie G.
The Seduction Of Samuel Winchester by AmbrosiaDixon reviews
Dean wants Sammy...he wants him bad. How long can Sam resist before he finally gives in to temptation?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Sly by Burnmoon reviews
To avoid the world's greatest detective, Kira, and a killer with shinigami eyes who are all after your head is no small task. But then again, The Vixen never was and never will be just one small criminal...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - BB, L, Light Y.
The Sweet Serpent by TheYoungestCrazySister reviews
Ten-year-old Lucy Rivera is a close friend of Jack Frost's. The two spend the winter days ice-skating and having snowball fights, and they even wear friendship bracelets. But when Jack's element unintentionally kills Lucy's parents, things take a terrible turn for the worst.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 146,316 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Pitch - Complete
A World Without Dragons by ammcj062 reviews
Short AU drabble. "'Imagine – we're in a world where dragons are so everyday they're 'just dragons.'Tony's hands still as he tries to remember something tickling his mind"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Homonyms of 'Drake' by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge, Slight swearing: Loki turns into a dragon and is adopted by Tony. "Come on Spyro, show him some love." "So, uh…how did you find a dragon?" Um, I hit him with a grenade.""You, hit a dragon with a grenade?" Well, he was…you know, smaller." Tony tried to signify, waving at him, "And cuter too…actually, a lot cuter…"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Strange Sanctuary by sapphireswimming reviews
It was the most haunted city in the country and it drew the Winchesters like a magnet.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Crazy is Just the Beginning by ForciblySilent reviews
The assassin for the homunculi isn't just any ordinary woman. She's absolutely insane. This is the story of the girl named Joice and her travels to become Bloodlust. M for language and blood
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,327 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012
Sacrifice by DreamFrost reviews
Jack loved the look of terror in Tooth's eyes, the horror in Sandy's, the anger in Bunny's and the sorrow in North's. Golden sand turned black under his touch and Pitch's dark aura was simply intoxicating. Jack recalled the moment where the arrow had pierced his back. The moment where an odd feeing of warmth consumed him as well as the evil it possessed.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,235 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Light's Abc's by ChrissieWithLove reviews
Light uses each letter of the alphabet and finds words to describe L. Chapter 4- D is for drunk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Light Y., L
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Roses by xray wolf reviews
AU two days after Harry fourth Year his realtives die. With nobody able to take care of him, Hary is taken to Wools orphange ex orphanage of the dark lord himself. Stuck in Room 27. As part of a forgotten spirt stalks closer and closer. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Who can make Edward lose control? by MsGirludontknow reviews
Ed is back from the gate. His temper isn't though. Maes proposes a bet to see who can get Edward riled up first.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fruit Loops by Phantom Ice reviews
Danny was petrified on the spot, he couldn't move a muscle as the heat rushed to his face. There was a moment of utter and complete silence before... "Daniel, are those... Fruit Loops?" How is he ever going to face the man again after this?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
The Chess Match by anja-chan reviews
After the Britannian Empire invades Japan in search of Kira, Light finds himself in the perfect position to find the true names of the Nobility: Ashford Academy. Enter Lelouch, a chessboard, and a clash of philosophy.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,567 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Celestial by tii-chan17 reviews
Matt was just your average teenage hacker before an angel decided to shove its pitchfork in and turn his Little Big Planet upside down. M/M, modern AU, rated for language and some dark/mildly sexual themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,497 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The chronicles of gold and green by SlytherinElektra reviews
There is a man in the bar where Draco is, an elegant man who wears the Slythering colours and has his hair slicked back. Or how Draco and Loki met and upon realising how intelligent and awesome they both were became friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Draco M., Loki
A Cats Nine Lives by Flauvres reviews
Light Yagami is given an irresistible chance to start over, to relive and repent. However, Death Gods would never strike a deal without a price to pay, and Light finds this to be more than he bargained for- He is thrown back into Japan... and this time? He is nothing other than a cat. Watch Light and his struggles as he survives without opposable thumbs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,996 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Light Y., L
Pride by TrySton-chan reviews
What happened if Kimblee didn't interfere and Pride took Edward's body as his new vessel.Now know one knows where the gifted alchemist has gone. Rated T for swearing.slight Royed Royxed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood by Ender The Time Lady reviews
Several characters from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, from different times and places, get dragged together, for the sole purpose of watching a TV show. About themselves. This will not end well. T for swearing, blood, and death. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Crimson by Riddle Me Sinful reviews
Harry Potter is no one's Golden Boy. After being raised by an eccentric demon, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a very different 'hero', much to Dumbledore's displeasure. The Boy Who Lived decides to end the war his own way and maybe have a little fun while doing it. It's just too bad he didn't predict his actions would snag the interest of a certain crimson-eyed Dark Lord. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Constantinople (Not Istanbul) by Kirishtu reviews
Wandering through the streets of an unfamiliar city, Ezio Auditore catches glimpses of a ghost not from his past, but from his future. Inspired by the song by They Might Be Giants.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Desmond M., Ezio A. - Complete
The Quickest Way to a Man's Heart by A'isha Ishtar reviews
She almost couldn't believe it. She had not gotten a Homunculus to kidnap her because she had ticked him off. Noooo, she had gotten him to kidnap her because he liked her cooking. Envy/OC Rated for safety
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Envy
Elevation by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. No sane relationship ever starts with over a decade of animosity followed by random snatches of snarky conversations in a lift, but then again, Harry and Malfoy were never sane people to begin with. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
By Deaths To Die: Revised by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
A revision of the original By Deaths To Die story. Harry is cruelly murdered when Dumbledore decides to eliminate two Horcruxes in one trip but unfortunately, he doesn't stay down without a fight. Voldemort finds a new ally in the Boy Who Lived To Die and Harry comes to turn the tide of the war and the definition of what is alive and what isn't for everyone. Inferi!Harry Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
Another Detective by Liz Yeriod reviews
Alternative universe story in which Raito is both a suspect of being Kira and another world famous detective! Using the alias 'Smile', the help of BB, and shinigami eyes Raito helps L in the battle against Kira. -LxLight- Please read and review::
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,544 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Light Y., L
We Would Be Gods by Payne's Gray reviews
Murder is a spectator sport. Harry gets a front row seat. Shinigami!Harry Unbeta-d
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Harry P., Light Y.
Can I Kill You? by Russet-Stoned reviews
Light dreams of L, and it's messing with his head. POV switches between Light and L. Re-posted with minor revisions.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - L, Light Y.
Mirror Struck by Ciel Leon reviews
Harry James Potter was a stillborn in the physical plane, but in the spiritual plan he is a soul fated to roam through the realm of mirrors, but he manages to learn from an unexpected Hogwarts student how to wield magic, and also falls in love with the person he would have been fated to kill had he been born alive. Eventual LVTMR/HP Rating will rise later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Apples and Cats by FinalRemuneration reviews
Present day Ciel Phantomhive is sent on an errand to prevent a serial killer from continuing his activities. Sebastian finds himself meeting the murderer on an airplane. With a couple of demons and two charaismatic men, will either party achieve their goal? One-shot.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Light Y., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Deception for Time by Ulimo reviews
After a slip-up by Danny, Vlad, Skulker, and Danny's new tudor try to find out something. Does Danny know Clockwork?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Danny F., Vlad M., Clockwork, Ghost Writer - Complete
Hero Pie by Dixie Darlin reviews
When Felix accepts an offer to eat pie over at Gene's, he gets a lot more than he ever bargained for.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Gene - Complete
Surpass God or Truth? by WritergirlLB reviews
Ed gets the chance to get his alchemy back. When he makes a deal with Truth, he is teleported to a new world. With the toll for the trip affecting him greatly, Ed has to complete his mission. To take out the one who wants to surpass God. Little does Ed know that he will make new friends, help the DWMA from witches, and work with someone he hoped he would never see again.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward E., Black Star
Protection of a Basilisk by Chirisuki reviews
What if Harry Potter has a pet Basilisk before he even knew he was a wizard? How would these change his perspective of the wizarding World? Warning: rated M for gore. Slight M/M but does not involve Harry. Not yet anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,882 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Controversy by The Sin That Falls Angels reviews
A twist on the final year of Hogwarts. Draco doesn't kill Dumbledore and spends the summer with Harry for protection. Follow the boys as they learn to cope with each other at Privet Drive and then later at school. How will people react to the new duo? Have decided to make it slash hp/dd rating will probably go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,814 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,533 - Reviews: 3160 - Favs: 5,596 - Follows: 6,978 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Cheating On A History Of Magic Test by RebbecaShan reviews
The teachers at Hogwarts have finally noticed that most students don't take A History Of Magic Class very seriously. So they decided to go Slytherin on them and make them all take a test on it that will have a large part in their final grade. No Slash, Short, Might do a Sequel/Epilogue if you guys want me to! Most innocent thing I have ever written I swear!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mirror by sapphireswimming reviews
Danny exhausts every excuse trying to stay out of the lab, but Jack is determined to showcase his newest invention. And of course, the real trouble begins once they walk down the stairs… Now adapted by VioletLink7.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F. - Complete
Jaded Eyes of a Haunted Soul by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Sequel to Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy, Something had been taken from him, something precious, and he would destroy all the worlds if he needed to get it back. Along the way Tristan might meet his match. For every Villain there is a Hero, for there can be no Dark without the Light. Will Tristan meet his end, or will he give birth to something darker, violence, LVHP, you've been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Discord by Riddelly reviews
Dean Winchester has fought vampires, killed witches, battled werewolves, and slaughtered ghouls, all without a second thought. Nobody, least of all himself, would expect him to be so apparently helpless when confronted with the Easter Bunny.
Crossover - Supernatural & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
The Dark Lord's Familiar by TheCatsTales reviews
After the events of OotP, Harry decides the Light has little to offer him, and wants to escape Dumbledore's manipulations. During summer holidays the perfect opportunity presents itself, but is he willing to live with Voldemort in order to leave the Light? More importantly, is he willing to live as a snake? Grey/dark!harry, kinda Dumbledore bashing, notcompletelyevil!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 214 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Bad Wolf by Elementess reviews
A fatal decision leaves Gloria Wulfe with a new lease on life, but with her beastly desires threatening to take over, she may need the help of a very old friend in order to save herself and others from her own destructive nature.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,900 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Hello! This is Your Conscience Speaking by Fyuro reviews
Amity Spicket may only be a fairy the size of your thumb, but she has enough heart, zeal and courage to fill ten grown men. When she's on death row for being a Failed Conscience to mankind, Amity is given two choices. Die or become Envy's Conscience. Powerless in a strange world where magic doesn't exist, can Amity dare hope to change things for the better? T for safety-Brotherhod
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,054 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Envy
Our Last Summer by AnitaLife reviews
Winter was always her favorite season. Will it be a break from the dump her life has become? With all magic seeming to become nothing but a childish dream, she begins to lose faith in everything, including herself. Jack Frost, along with all of the other guardians, have to teach her otherwise. JackxOC Rated T for safety.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,025 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
The Gray Winged Creature by Seasnake reviews
The cult that killed Ciel has created a girl that is half-angel and half-demon to end the world. Aliya comes to live at the Phantomhive house because it was Sebastian's blood used to create her. Now Sebastian has to raise a daughter he doesn't want.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 104,215 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
For the Love of a Brother by Kadge Rose-Feather reviews
First Alphonse and Edward's mother died, leaving them to fend for themselves without a home, then Al got sick. However, just when Ed's lost all hope of saving his brother, they happen to catch the attention of a rich noble couple, who offer to adopt Alphonse... As long as Edward becomes their slave. AU. Al/Win and one-sided Ed/Russell
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Russell T., Winry R.
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Detention by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Edward gets detention. Umbridge is not amused.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Dolores U., Edward E. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 7,102 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
This Is Better Than Reality TV by Sherry Belmont reviews
BlackIce—A peek into the life of Pitch Black and Jack Frost. For two inhumanly old beings, there is a lot of adolescent immaturity—and Bogeymen in aprons. With leg slits.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Embarrassment Ensues by HaiJu reviews
Maddie, experimentor. Phantom, experimentee. No chance of rescue. No personal space. Nobody's getting out of this with their dignity intact. Oneshot series, dark humor, kind of crack. Loosely related to Phantom of Truth.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Our Man Jack by Le Penguin reviews
For Halloween Town's annual Three-Hundred-Days-Before-Halloween masquerade ball, Jack Frost is roped into helping a dear, skeletal friend collect partygoers - as well as the guest of honor, legend and idol to spooky-scaries across the globe, the one and only Pitch Black.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Jack S., Jack Frost - Complete
Payback by Victorious-Mind reviews
Three-Shot. After Colonel Mustang cuts Ed's research budget to fix a house that was damaged during a mission, Edward's pissed. He decides to play a practical joke on Roy. So he dresses up like a lady and calls him on a date... ABSOLUTELY NON-YAOI! Rated T for language and mature themes. Implied Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Bad Reassurance by TealEyedBeing reviews
Ichigo is trying to convince Rukia and Renji that his Hollow doesn't need to be extracted and killed. The Hollow isn't helpful. Warnings/Disclaimer inside. Nearly pointless, short, and simply posted because I was missing my favorite boys.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Little Blue Alien for the Big Blue Alien by Cheza the Flower Maiden reviews
Loki encounters the Midgardian movie, Lilo & Stitch, and creates his own blue little friend… only to sick it on the ones that had always mocked him. Who's laughing now, Sif?
Crossover - Lilo & Stitch & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Complete
Declarations of Love by Silverblade1 reviews
Ed loves the Colonel. He gets over it. Fast.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Alone by Firefly264 reviews
'That's all you are, now. Alone, in a world so undeniably similar, but so gut-wrenchingly different from your own.' Ed thinks about all he has lost. Spoilers for the end of the first anime. K plus for brief mentions of character death, and... no other real reason. ONESHOT.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
A Blizzard's Sun by innocentlybeautiful reviews
If loving her is, is heartache for me. If holding her means that I have to bleed. Then I am the martyr. Love is to blame. She is the healing…and I am the pain. She lives in a daydream. Where I don't belong. She is the sunlight, when the sun is gone
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
Like A Warrior by StarKatt427 reviews
For you, fighting isn't about glory or honor: it's about protecting the ones you love, the ones you would sacrifice yourself for. And more than anything, it's about making sure your brother lives to see another tomorrow, even if you don't. - Brotherhood/manga based.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Advanced Technology and Its Uses by Rainy Paradise reviews
Cell phones have been created in the world of FMA. Ed has unlimited texting- so does everyone else. Chaos ensues and sarcasm takes on a whole new meaning. T for Ed's language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Edward E.
Personal Hell by KnitFreak reviews
Professor Dumbledore is tired of James and Severus fighting 24/7. So he has planned the ultimate summer punishment for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Cyber Punks by Morgstang reviews
Year 2100. Despite his height, Fullmetal is the leader of one of the most feared gangs in Central, the Brat'ja. A few years ago 23 H.A.E. experiments escaped and now Roy Mustang is on a dangerous mission to confirm if the Fullmetal is one of the escapees.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,521 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 111 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Can't Breathe by Hyper V reviews
She was suddenly dumped there, in the middle of no where, because she was given a second chance to live her life. But when Ed and Al find her, she is barely alive and the whole time she is stuck here, in an unfamiliar world, she feels like she can't breathe. She will learn to feel emotion, and only then will she be able to really breathe fresh air for the first time in years. OCxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Mysteeri the Mysterious Cat by RebbecaShan reviews
Harry hates his seventh year life. He goes to the Chamber of Secrets, to blow off steam. He takes a potion created by Slytherin to change his life. How does he react to being turned into a cat? What happens when Snape finds him and takes him in? BOYxBOY SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,010 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Without Flinching by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. Shortly after Edward gains his State Alchemist title, he's already run into trouble. It's not even been half of a year yet, and already, terror has arrived on Mustang's desk, in the form of an old walkie-talkie, and a note, saying, "You have 24 hours." There's a new threat in the East, and apparently, he wants to play a game. With all of them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,135 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Blood Alchemist by LeFay Strent reviews
"A game?" I sputtered. "This isn't a game! These are people's lives you're toying with! My life you're toying with! You can't do that!" "Oh, but I can," came Truth's chilling reply. -When a girl from our world finds a Philosopher's Stone action, drama, lots of humor, and a bit of romance ensue.- EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 250,467 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Daddy by Nitroid reviews
Ichigo swallows several pills Grimmjow drops from a bottle as they duel, & shrinks into a child. As punishment, Aizen makes Ichigo Grimmjow's liability. A heated battle for possession of little Ichigo between Shinigami & Espada begins.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,820 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Sounds in the Dark by Sleepyreader13 reviews
As Maddie walks by Danny's door, she hears a noise, one that might just alert her to the happenings of her son. How will she react to this new revelation? Revelation fic! Danny/Maddie bonding, maybe. Rated T for violence.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Night Eyes by FullmetalEcho688 reviews
Edward's gone, and no one can find him. To make matters worse, it looks like he's killing people. Al and Winry have joined Mustang and his team in order to find Ed, and the truth. How are the Homunculi involved? And what's Ed hiding?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,117 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
BleachBook by HauntedMoonlight reviews
What happens when Ichigo introduces Facebook to the Gotei 13 Court Guards? A whole lot of trouble, that's what. And when did he get that many friends, anyways? HitsuMatsu ByaChiru RenRuki IchiHine ShunNao IshiNemu
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,110 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,591 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sexting by Mi-chan42 reviews
Amu and Utau just became friends. Utau gives Amu her number so they can talk about girly crap and such. But what happens when Amu has the wrong number...and ends up texting Ikuto? What happens when Ikuto begins to sext her? May turn into M. :D Find ou
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 4,812 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just Passing Through by Flower in the River reviews
Roy, Ed and Riza get trapped in a transmutation circle that forces them in front of the Gate...and through it. Post-manga, Prisoner of Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,814 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Roy M.
A Way to Win by Mon Esprit Libre reviews
During the written part of the Chūnin Exams, Naruto has a bright idea on how to cheat. One-shot, rated K.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ageless by VivaNewVegas reviews
Edward is cast to the Soul Eater Universe for just under 200 years. What happens, does he find a way home? will he make some new enemies? Who knows, all i know is Van Helsing is a pretty good movie. I do not own Soul Eater, FMA or Van Helsing.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,768 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward E.
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fullmetal Tavern by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A "deep" and hilarious character study of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist, and what'd they be like as alcoholic beverages. I recommend our Edward in a short glass or a Mustang on the rocks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
The Destructions of Zangetsu's Poles by Kuro-Hollow-Neko reviews
Hichigo wants to destory Zangetsu's pole, and Ichigo agrees to help. However, this idea turns out worse than expected, with a really annoyed Zangetsu... And other stories involving Zangetsu's poles being destoryed. NO YAOI!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,484 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
A Way to Relieve Boredom by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
A bored Light studies a sleeping L. "It would be hard to explain why he's all but molesting the dark haired detective. And Light doesn't think that L would be too pleased with the explanation, "I was bored." Fluffy-ish. Light/L. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Life and Death of Ciel by T0theM00N reviews
And all the little mind-@#% s in-betweens. Featuring those lovely time-jumps we all enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Blood Lust by RomiofAmestria reviews
Edward is a vampire, a blood sucking, emotion drawing vampire. Al's back in his body, incidentally, and everyone only wants to help once the secret is out, but can Ed control himself? YAOI -Redone-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Star in the Dust by YuYuInuWolf reviews
What happens in the lives of the next generation soul reapers? What happens when one has to live between their families in the Soul Society and the Human world? This is a sequel to 'The Espada's Guest', but you'll probably understand either way.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011
Disguise by RinLune reviews
Ichigo is an espada given a mission to become friends with the substitute soul reaper Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. He soon finds out their friendship turns into something unexpected. GrimmIchi boyxboy rated M for future smut
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,635 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
The Handbook of Central 46: Captain's Edition by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the captains of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what those suspicious sticky notes say.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011
Room For Four by Blossom Utonium reviews
The Host Club play a little game of Truth or Dare which leads to a rather steamy pool-side playtime... M for Yaoi lemon! Hika/Tama/Kao/Kyo, Don't like, don't read! Co-Ed between Blossom Utonium and wishIwereanime!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Babysitting and Junk by 0Alykinze0 reviews
Ciel has to babysit Alois and is not excited. Total crack, beware. Rated T for language and utter randomness. Written for Alois's bday :D
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
The Espada's Guest by YuYuInuWolf reviews
What happens when someone on their deathbed is takken in by the Espada? The story is probably better than the summery... Its mainly about this girl learning to live with the Espada and all... and maybe a little romance.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,687 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
BleachBook: Hueco Mundo Edition by HauntedMoonlight reviews
Aizen feels that the Espada aren't social enough, and so assigns them each a Facebook. The disgruntled Espada, along with Gin and Tousen, have no choice but to participate in the world's largest social networking site... -PLEASE READ NEW NOTIFICATION-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011
The Problem with Crossovers by MoonClaimed reviews
The start of term feast begins as tradition dictates: with two black-cloaked figures determined to make an entrance. It all goes downhill from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
As the man on the Moon by MaggiSakura reviews
Maka's thoughts and doings after she tells Shinigami-sama Asura's on the moon. Oneshot! Asura/Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Maka A., Asura - Complete
Hell Can Be Home Too by kirallie reviews
AU. Wincest. DemonSam. To save Dean from an eternity of torture Sam willingly walked into Hell.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,803 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [Dean W., Sam W.] Bobby S., Adam M. - Complete
Princes of Heaven and Hell by Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo reviews
With Heaven and Hell at an imbalance, the rightful heir to the throne of Hell must be found. Grimmjow, a Werecat, and Shiro, a Fallen Angel, set out to find the missing Prince. What exactly will happen when they find him? HichiIchi, angst yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,223 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
The Handbook of Central 46 by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
And she Fell into the Madness by ima-panda-hear-me-roar reviews
Just a little one-shot about Maka succumbing to madness. It was inspired by Z-Raid. Not very Romantic unless you count the-
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Asura, Maka A. - Complete
Wammy's Asylum by 9shadowcat9 reviews
Light suffers from DID and is sent to Wammy's asylum where he mets the OCD kid Near, the guy who thinks he's fighting orcs and suddenly wonders how he's meant to remain sane. And Mello's not helping matters either. KiraBB MelloNear LXlight FINISHED! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
A Little Problem by RandomCheeses reviews
Inspired by Kristen Sharpe's wonderful drawing of the ever popular Chimera!Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Rise of the Serpent by CleverPhoenix reviews
Hogwarts never has been a peaceful place, but when the homunculi show up in disguise to make contact with Voldemort, it becomes chaos. Add Al, Mustang and Hawkeye to the mix... it’s going to be a long year. Pride!Ed fic. HPFMA Xover. BBI Universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Voldemort, Edward E.
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Boredom by Millie M. Banshee reviews
A oneshot centered around Hichigo & Zangetsu when Ichigo isn't around. What do they do in their spare time you may ask? Especially when they get bored. This is a really funny stupid story you might find interesting. Just don't take it word for word. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu - Complete
Special Circumstance by WinterLuvNaruto reviews
“I’m sorry L; I just couldn’t treat you like the others.” How sinful his name…his own name sounded on those lips. “Do you why, L?” His fingers traveled down. “Because I’m a special circumstance.” A smile. “Correct.”
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Switch Glitch by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
If I could make a second wish, it would be that whoever does the wish granting wasn't so literal. When I wished I could be in Full Metal Alchemist, I MEANT the show! I wish I'd known what I was getting into when I opened that e-mail...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,650 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward E., OC - Complete
Video Game Rage by KivaEmber reviews
Nothing raised blood pressure and caused anger issues like video games. Super mild HichiIchi. Random drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Discoveries by renaxxakat reviews
Mello discovers fan art. Matt x Mello fluff and very, very mild yaoi in chapter two.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Hearts and Spades by shizuke reviews
Which would you choose? Love or death? RaitoL, slight AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Future Memories by ZaKai reviews
Trisha Elric looked from her seven year old son to the teenager with the braided blond hair and the long red coat in amazement. This teenager was her son. But how? [RoyEd] [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Everyone Loves Edward by Hakai reviews
Everyone pairs Edward with everyone. Just thought I'd do a fic on it. Please r&r! -revised-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Woman's Intuition reviews
It was a mistake. Tony should have known not to turn his attention from his opponent mid-fight. But he did, and he's been in a coma for the past two weeks. Pepper has been running Stark Industries from his bedside, and when Tony wakes up, it only takes one word from him to make Pepper realize something she should have figured out months ago. Established Pepperony, breakup fic.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pathetic reviews
As you lay there, coughing up your own blood, you wonder why you did something this stupid. Without the red stones, you'll die like some lowly human. "Envy!" You hear the pipsqueak's voice calling to you. Why does he sound so pained? It's not like he's the one who got stabbed, you made sure of that. Che, humans really are pathetic if they care about a monster like you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Conclusion reviews
"It appears that our first resident of Wammy's House, A, has committed suicide in his room." Emotionless. Tactless. Just the way that bastard always was. But that isn't why I began to hate his miserable, holier-than-thou, sugar-rotted guts. The reason? He was lying. Debatably non-female OC. No romance.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - unknown, L, A, BB - Complete
Fred or George? reviews
No one, not even Molly Weasley, can tell Fred and George apart. But what if the twins aren't exactly sure who's who either? What if not even Magic knows? Oneshot. No romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Fred W., George W., Luna L. - Complete
Chocolates and a Challenge reviews
How does one ask out his best friend and lifelong crush? Especially one as stubborn as Mello? With two of his favorite things, of course. 'Mello, you have twenty-four hours to find out the hidden message of this package. -Matt. PS: Don't eat all the chocolates; you need them to figure it out.' (Yaoi. MelloxMatt oneshot.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Mello, Matt] - Complete
Only Human reviews
When Lyn accidentally touches a transmutation circle, she is sent through the Gate into the world of Amestris! However, instead of taking the usual toll, Truth decides to take something else. Her life, her family, even her humanity are all taken from her, but instead of the knowledge of Alchemy, she gains something not even the alchemists thought possible. Chimera!OC HIATUS
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,400 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - OC, Edward E., Alphonse E.
Katie-Free-as-the-Wind reviews
Whether she's leaving whoopee cushions in random places or lying to other spirits about her center, Katie Free is always wearing a Cheshire Cat grin. But what else would you expect from the April Fool? Now Manny has told the Guardians to watch and keep track of her, but Katie won't take this news well. OC. No pairings!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - OC, Jack Frost, Pitch
Why Death City Never Gets Snow Days reviews
Jack should have flown away when he had the chance. And what the heck happened to the moon?
Crossover - Soul Eater & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
The Pun War of '13 reviews
"Pitch slap!" Both fighters froze. Slowly, Jack and Bunny turned towards the speaker. "Tooth?" And thus, the Pun War of '13 had begun. CRACK. Who do you think will win in this completely jacked up (pun intended) war of puns?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Complete
The Boys Who Lived reviews
When Harry gets lost in the maze of hallways at Hogwarts, who does he happen to meet? A ghost named Edward Elric. What was so important that the teen became a ghost for? Twoshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Harry Potter: Fullmetal Style reviews
Crack! Alphonse, Edward, and Mustang are sent by the military to fix a certain problem in the wizarding world. When they land in Grimmauld Place, what happens next? I honestly have no clue. SECOND CHAPTER: Hughes and Armstrong meet Peeves. And before you ask, yes. It does involve sparkles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Albus D., Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Solemn Meeting
Soutaicho Yamamoto calls a captains' meeting to discuss an issue, but no one -not even Yamamoto himself- wants to think about what they might have to do.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Relatively Few Kittens reviews
CRACK Ed compiles a list of things it seems only Al is capable of doing. And believe me; Ed's going to try them all. Relatively few kittens were harmed in the making of this fanfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Myths, Memories, and Magic reviews
Late one night, Ed is reliving some of the worst moments in his life when he meets a strange girl in a park. Can the mysterious and seemingly crazy Luna help him remember that life isn't all bad? Oneshot. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Luna L., Edward E. - Complete