Author has written 10 stories for NCIS, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Fantastic 4, and Captain America.
HAPPINESS HAS A SPECIES, AND THAT IS THE DOBERMAN PINSCHER.
Hey! Ziva Lou here! I also answer to Ziva, when I'm actually paying attention.
Yes, I actually named my FFN account after my dog, a Doberman Pinscher of course, who is named after kick-ass, Ex-Mussod, Very Special N.C.I.S Agent Ziva David. Yes, I do have a German dog with a Jewish name and understand the irony, but WWII is long gone, so can we put Holocaust jokes behind us? They're never in good taste anyways.
The Lou part...my family decided that the dog needed a middle name, and Ziva Louise (Lou for short) has such a ring to it...
My current obsessions include:
Fandoms: Harry Potter, N.C.I.S, Iron Man, CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!, FANTASTC FOUR!!!, THE AVENGERS!!!
Actors/Actresses: CHRIS EVANS!!!!!!, Jeremy Renner, Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, Cote Di Pablo, James and Oliver Phelps, Matthew Lewis, ect...
Music: Adele, Apocalyptica, James Taylor, P!nk, Regina Spektor. But mostly Adele.
Books: Harry Potter series, Dirk Pitt series (but before Summer and Dirk Jr. come into the picture), The DaVinci Code, ect...
Movies: CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER!!!!!, FANTASTIC FOUR!!!, THE AVENGERS!!!!!!, Iron Man 1 & 2, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Harry Potter series, Disney's Fantasia 2000 (shut up! it's amazing and beautiful!), Magic Beyond Words (a Lifetime movie about J. K. Rowling. Go ahead, laugh, I don't care! It's a beautiful story!), ect...
(In case you haven't firgured it out yet, I am totally in love with Chris Evans...especially when he plays a superhero...)
Specific Songs: 'Set Fire to the Rain' by Adele, 'Blue Lips' by Regina Spektor, '18 Wheeler' by P!nk, 'Fire and Rain' by James Taylor, 'He Won't Go' by Adele, 'Iris' by The Goo Goo Dolls, 'Folding Chair' by Regina Spektor, 'Bittersweet' by Apocalyptica, 'Nothing Else Matters' by Apocalyptica. I could go on...
Quotes: "Give her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred Weasley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix
I thought you were dead!" "I thought you were smaller...What hapened to you?" "I joined the Army." - Captain America and Bucky, Captain America: The First Avenger
"Hey, hey , look! *snaps fingers, thumb lights on fire* Now imagine that...but everywhere! It was everywhere!" - Johnny Storm, The Fantastic 4
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Immortal Bubblewrap (New Zealand), Ziva Lou (USA)
Now onto my philosophies, few as they are!
I am a little unbalenced and proud of it. I think every writer needs to be a little crazy. Who else but a population of crazies would publish works from the heart for the whole world to see and possibly redicule?
Dogs aren't man's best friend. Dogs are a woman's best friend. A dog knows when a woman's down and will gladly rest their head in her lap or snuggle up next to her on the couch until she feels up to throwing a Frisbee or playing a game of tug-of-war. A dog understands that sometimes a woman wants nothing more that to curl up on the floor and cry, and when she does, a dog won't think any less of her. A dog will simply lay down next to her and lick the tears off her face. Sometimes, if a woman has the choice between a man and a dog, she'll pick the dog.
For every two steps forward, you must take on step back. So true, on so many levels. All anything is today is progress, progress, progress, and we need to learn to appreciate what we have before moving forward. How often does a new iPhone come out? Every three months? Can't we slow down and realize that we already have so much? i.e:
'In a world where what we want is only what we want until it's ours.' - 'Calling All Angels' by Train
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (bold the ones you are)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST have no soul
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST I'm better than all girls
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(Hey, that's good eating. Especially during summer)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I like to think I'm at least decent looking, but most of the guys I know are idiots, so...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST love classical music (It's okay)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Again, good eating.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST only ever think about boys and makeup (so, so not true)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I only curse when it's really nessesary)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I have a CRUSH ON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, so I MUST be a desperate loser (Well, actually, it's several characters)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like FIRE so I MUST be a crazy arsonist
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
And the one that's (hopefully) true of everyone who has this on their profile...
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS, SO I MUST HATE STEREOTYPES!
Your Honor Student is merely a Pawn in my Doberman Pinscher's plot to take ove the world using SuperSize Kong chewies and spikey dog collars like Abby's. In fact, I think Abby's in on the plan, seeing as how she's so sweet to Jethro the German Shepard. And everyone knows that when the Dobermans take over, the German Shepards will be second in command and Rottweilers will be the generals of the Dog Army. Hasn't anyone else seen Up? The Doberman is Alpha Dog! Woo hoo!
"I knew we had many minorities in our country, and that some were very powerful indeed - but not until now did I realize that the damned Doberman Pinscher had organized, and were ready to take over at any moment." - Lieutenant General Lewis 'Chesty' Puller of the United States Marine Corps after WWII
Wise words, Chesty. You knew what was coming, and you knew there was no stopping it.