Ziva Lou
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Joined 10-11-11, id: 3331688, Profile Updated: 07-11-12
Author has written 10 stories for NCIS, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Fantastic 4, and Captain America.

HAPPINESS HAS A SPECIES, AND THAT IS THE DOBERMAN PINSCHER.

Hey! Ziva Lou here! I also answer to Ziva, when I'm actually paying attention.

Yes, I actually named my FFN account after my dog, a Doberman Pinscher of course, who is named after kick-ass, Ex-Mussod, Very Special N.C.I.S Agent Ziva David. Yes, I do have a German dog with a Jewish name and understand the irony, but WWII is long gone, so can we put Holocaust jokes behind us? They're never in good taste anyways.

The Lou part...my family decided that the dog needed a middle name, and Ziva Louise (Lou for short) has such a ring to it...

Anyways...

My current obsessions include:

Fandoms: Harry Potter, N.C.I.S, Iron Man, CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!, FANTASTC FOUR!!!, THE AVENGERS!!!

Actors/Actresses: CHRIS EVANS!!!!!!, Jeremy Renner, Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, Cote Di Pablo, James and Oliver Phelps, Matthew Lewis, ect...

Music: Adele, Apocalyptica, James Taylor, P!nk, Regina Spektor. But mostly Adele.

Books: Harry Potter series, Dirk Pitt series (but before Summer and Dirk Jr. come into the picture), The DaVinci Code, ect...

Movies: CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER!!!!!, FANTASTIC FOUR!!!, THE AVENGERS!!!!!!, Iron Man 1 & 2, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Harry Potter series, Disney's Fantasia 2000 (shut up! it's amazing and beautiful!), Magic Beyond Words (a Lifetime movie about J. K. Rowling. Go ahead, laugh, I don't care! It's a beautiful story!), ect...

(In case you haven't firgured it out yet, I am totally in love with Chris Evans...especially when he plays a superhero...)

Specific Songs: 'Set Fire to the Rain' by Adele, 'Blue Lips' by Regina Spektor, '18 Wheeler' by P!nk, 'Fire and Rain' by James Taylor, 'He Won't Go' by Adele, 'Iris' by The Goo Goo Dolls, 'Folding Chair' by Regina Spektor, 'Bittersweet' by Apocalyptica, 'Nothing Else Matters' by Apocalyptica. I could go on...

Quotes: "Give her hell from us, Peeves." - Fred Weasley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

I thought you were dead!" "I thought you were smaller...What hapened to you?" "I joined the Army." - Captain America and Bucky, Captain America: The First Avenger

"Hey, hey , look! *snaps fingers, thumb lights on fire* Now imagine that...but everywhere! It was everywhere!" - Johnny Storm, The Fantastic 4

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Immortal Bubblewrap (New Zealand), Ziva Lou (USA)

Now onto my philosophies, few as they are!

I am a little unbalenced and proud of it. I think every writer needs to be a little crazy. Who else but a population of crazies would publish works from the heart for the whole world to see and possibly redicule?

Dogs aren't man's best friend. Dogs are a woman's best friend. A dog knows when a woman's down and will gladly rest their head in her lap or snuggle up next to her on the couch until she feels up to throwing a Frisbee or playing a game of tug-of-war. A dog understands that sometimes a woman wants nothing more that to curl up on the floor and cry, and when she does, a dog won't think any less of her. A dog will simply lay down next to her and lick the tears off her face. Sometimes, if a woman has the choice between a man and a dog, she'll pick the dog.

For every two steps forward, you must take on step back. So true, on so many levels. All anything is today is progress, progress, progress, and we need to learn to appreciate what we have before moving forward. How often does a new iPhone come out? Every three months? Can't we slow down and realize that we already have so much? i.e:

'In a world where what we want is only what we want until it's ours.' - 'Calling All Angels' by Train

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (bold the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm a REDHEAD, so I MUST have no soul
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST I'm better than all girls
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.(Hey, that's good eating. Especially during summer)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I like to think I'm at least decent looking, but most of the guys I know are idiots, so...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST love classical music (It's okay)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Again, good eating.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST only ever think about boys and makeup (so, so not true)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (I only curse when it's really nessesary)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I have a CRUSH ON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, so I MUST be a desperate loser (Well, actually, it's several characters)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like FIRE so I MUST be a crazy arsonist
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

And the one that's (hopefully) true of everyone who has this on their profile...

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS, SO I MUST HATE STEREOTYPES!

And remember...!

Your Honor Student is merely a Pawn in my Doberman Pinscher's plot to take ove the world using SuperSize Kong chewies and spikey dog collars like Abby's. In fact, I think Abby's in on the plan, seeing as how she's so sweet to Jethro the German Shepard. And everyone knows that when the Dobermans take over, the German Shepards will be second in command and Rottweilers will be the generals of the Dog Army. Hasn't anyone else seen Up? The Doberman is Alpha Dog! Woo hoo!

"I knew we had many minorities in our country, and that some were very powerful indeed - but not until now did I realize that the damned Doberman Pinscher had organized, and were ready to take over at any moment." - Lieutenant General Lewis 'Chesty' Puller of the United States Marine Corps after WWII

Wise words, Chesty. You knew what was coming, and you knew there was no stopping it.

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170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Feet Off by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
Ever since his legs have been long enough, Fred has been putting his feet on different pieces of furniture. Him picking them up for only Hermione Granger doesn't mean anything...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Sharing a Lovegood by teanotes reviews
Luna Lovegood discovers that differences don't matter when you've kept friendships stronger than any magical war. Dropped.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Luna L.
Once A Weasley by Seasonal Dreamer reviews
After an accident with a Bludger, George has lost his memory. All of it. And Fred is determined to bring it back. Read and review please! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,902 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Fyre's Guide to the Ultimate Story by Forever Fyre reviews
"Fyre, why would you want librarians at a party?" That's right, folks! FFN's favorite fangirls are back! What happens when you have five psychos at a party? What if there's Dr. Pepper at that party? What if the psychos are writing a story? I know it sounds like pure insanity, because it is. But seriously, if you have questions about your first story, CLICK! A Save-the-Fandom story
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,035 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Foo Foo Cuddlypoops, Foaming Mouth Guy - Complete
Same Old, Nothing New by SilverHeart09 reviews
The sequel to 'Busy Day At The Office'- Hope you enjoy it! Featuring all the Marvel characters I can think of, please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
A Little Young by Maethorelen reviews
When a vacation to New York goes awry, Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella decide to take part in the battle to save mankind. "Aren't they a little young to help save the world?" "Yes, yes they are." One-shot.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Phineas, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Captain America's Book of Modern References by charmedallover reviews
Captain America keeps a log book on all the modern references that he has encountered since being M.I.A for 70 years. Come join as he learns today's modern references and terms with the help of his fellow Avengers! Slight crack and OOC-ness. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Shutting Up The God Of Lies by Sarah Kennedy reviews
Tony and Bruce find something to silence Loki before he can talk his way out of SHIELD custody.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
You're A Hero, Cap by AvengeTheOddsAndSingToBeWanted reviews
Steve wasn't sure about him being in the Avengers team. But then he finds a place built for him that he never knew about. With the help of Tony who knew about it all along , Steve finally realises his place in the world. One-Shot. Steve/Tony Bromance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Aang by jrba95 reviews
The story of Aang before the iceberg. Covers his parents, life as a nomad, and early days of being the Avatar. Gyatso POV for the most part. I covered some loose ends. Read and Respond.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Aang, Gyatso
Intimately Awkward by tenzins reviews
Walking in on others intimate moments can sometimes be very awkward. Mostly Kataang, Maiko & Sukka, but others on request.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Aang, Katara
Quite An Age Difference by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Tenzin was a grown man and she was just a child. The last thing he suspected was that he would one day fall in love with her. Tenma & Kataang!
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Tenzin, Pema] Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Flatline by alindy reviews
Hermione Granger has a gift, one she can't return and one she can't get rid of. She doesn't want it: not now, not after all that's happened, not after Fred's death, and especially not with the look that's always in George's eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,933 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
The Real Reason by Opposites reviews
The real reason Harry Potter,The-Boy-Who-Lived, approved of the relationship between George Weasley and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
That heart you caught must be waiting for you by Desireforwords reviews
A fic-challange to The Twin Exchange monthly challenge, jan 2012. A 10 year old Hermione decides to celebrate new year with herself, and a lost 11 year old boy discoverers magic. One-shot, pre-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Rules of the Workplace by SageK reviews
Not long after waking up in 2011, Steve finds a strange list left on the bureau in his room.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
The Bro Code – Amended for Superheroes by SageK reviews
Prompt: After Tony gets in an argument with one of the girls in the Avengers mansion, and the rest of them gang up on him, he decides the guys there need to stick together too. So he writes the Bro Code. Bro Code is from HIMYM, not mine.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Secrets Spilled by Imagen99 reviews
Okay, basically this is going to be the trio's secrets spilled to a select few. It's like those 'read the book' fics, but without the book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,082 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Number One Fan by Neon Daisies reviews
She hadn’t meant for it to actually BECOME anything, but it's in the midst of trying to figure that out what to DO with the things she’s created that Pepper has what is potentially her worst idea ever: just about anything can be posted on the internet.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,836 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Fool in Love by makoshark reviews
Scorpius is only tracking down Rose's secret admirer out of friendly concern, not because he's jealous-and would you SHUT UP ALBUS POTTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Why Twilight is not Better Than Harry Potter by Silver'ssong reviews
These are some of my response to the Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011
How Dad Did It by QuickenMyEnd reviews
"They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far." Except...
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - H. Stark - Complete
Freaky Friday by SageK reviews
Prompt: Due to some sort of accident or a mission gone awry, Steve switches bodies with a teammate. Embarrassment gives way to curiosity, and curiosity eventually gives way to sex. Can be set in the 40's or present day
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America
Five Ghosts by Calliatra reviews
Gibbs sees ghosts. Written for the Ghost Story Challenge, and the Five Times Challenge at NFA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Chatterbox by LittleMissBrit reviews
Tony and Ziva both join an internet dating site...and find each other. DEFINITE TIVA. McNozzo and Zabby friendship. I don't own NCIS or anything else referenced. Dedicated to KoalaChika, who I cheered up by writing this story. Get well soon.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Newbie by fozrulz reviews
It's time for NCIS to add a new member to the team.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2011
Something Left Unfinished by Weasley Genetics reviews
After the war, the last thing Hermione Granger expected to find when she went to her parent's old house, was the ghost of Fred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hope is All There Is by Chantress of the Sea reviews
Peggy Carter has been hoping to see Steve Rogers again.Every Saturday she would go back to the Stork Club at 8pm just waiting and searching.She still went after it became to Paley Park bringing her son and then her granddaugher along with her.More inside.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 375 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Boggart by alindy reviews
Drabbles showing every Harry Potter character's boggart. Some you know, some you don't, and some you only thought you knew...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Where the cliff and lake went by alix33 reviews
Gibbs alleged in season 1 that Ducky "pushed a French flic off a cliff into a lake", but why is there no such cliff or lake?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Albus D., Ducky M. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What They Really Mean by Wizards-Pupil reviews
This is a quick field guide to understanding the vocabulary of women. Women never put what they're thinking in plain words, but they hide it behind words that usually mean the opposite of what they're thinking. Merlin knows I could have used this guide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Another Sleepless Night by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
"Lily?" James asked, "What's wrong?" ... "There's a man outside your door and I don't know who he is. He was outside my door before, but then I ran in here real fast with my book," She held up her Potions book to show him, "and he followed me!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations by ScaryElwes reviews
A skit written for a project in my math class. Got an A . Enjoy the mathematical hilarity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mates by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Sorry." She said, and then she jerked the umbrella out of my hold pulling it over her head so that it was covering her leaving me to get soaked in the pouring rain "Don't just stand there, silly." She said, "Run!" And then she took off. HP/Hg friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The World's Most Successful Failure by Failed Symphony reviews
Hermione Potter has devoted her life to one thing, and despite how much good she has done the world in her search for success, she still has to admit her failure. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
What the deuce? by XspriteyX reviews
Right this is basically a crack/spoof a "What if Voldermort was like Stewie Griffin?" It was just an idea floating around my head so I hope you enjoy it :
Crossover - Family Guy & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Stewie G., Voldemort - Complete
The Ever-Locked Room by Bedelia reviews
When an experimental spell goes awry, the spirit of someone long dead ends up stuck in Hermione's mind. Any romance that involves Fred Weasley is bound to be a bit unconventional, but even he never expected this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Bet by alindy reviews
Harry and Hermione get in a little fight, and a bet that both of them are regretting comes out of it. Who will tell the one they love that they love them first? .:. LL/HP HG/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Perverted Mind Of Tony Stark by Rothery reviews
A series of one-shots about how perverted Tony can be when it comes to Pepper...
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Isn't It Lucky That I Still Have You? by skamusic4 reviews
The ending of this book was so, so sad. And I know that that's what made it powerful, but I thought I'd write a brief alternate ending anyway. Still sad, but not AS sad. Just one detail changed, and the rest can stay the same.
Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Matt H., Kate
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Busy Day At The Office by SilverHeart09 reviews
IM conversation bickering contest between Tony and Pepper, and occasionally the rest of the Avengers, even Dummy, Butterfingers and JARVIS make an appearance! Apparently it's the funniest fic on here, or so my ego has been told! Please review!
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Better Than a Superhero by Realmer06 reviews
Sometimes, being a brother is better than being a superhero. Five moments in the life of Ron and Bill Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
Things My Best Friend MUST DO In The Fire Nation by JustJetteJuliette reviews
THANKS, Yue, for writing these detailed and embarrassing instructions ON MY HAND. When I'm on a cruise around the Fire Nation, I would appreciate you not making me into scratch paper. I hate you. I really do.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,649 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sokka, Yue - Complete
New Pair Of Genes by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. The Stark genes wreak havoc once again. Movieverse. Fluff! First IM Fic. Please be nice.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/3/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Not Only No, But by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 412 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
tell your mother it wasn't i by amonitrate reviews
The kids, are they scared off if you wear a mask?" A Halloween tale.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey - Complete
Of Questioning and Rubber Ducks by Moonprincess92 reviews
In which Voldemort's lifestyle is seriously questioned, and Hermione regrets ever opening the window. A very ridiculous oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hydrophobia by the 85th writer reviews
The first time it happens, he comes into work with a cut on his forehead.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Babysitting by Raico reviews
After years of working for Tony Stark, Pepper knows why being a babysitter WAS included in the job description.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
How To Romance A Weasley Twin In Ten Easy Steps by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Completely AU. Involves whoopee cushions, ears, love birds, and pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Barely Business by Mira-Jade reviews
Pepper and Tony's 'not a couple' routine hits a bump. Pepper's mortified. Tony fails to see the problem. Inevitable bickering ensues.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Stark Versions by Veldeia reviews
Tony Stark meets three other versions of himself, but is it just a dream, or could it actually be real - and can they get out? Now finished, with a special quest appearance from Pepper Potts in the last chapter.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Can't Sleep by White Silence reviews
Standing on tip-toe to see the screen, she asks "What are you doing?" Many years post movie. No pairing. Flufferific.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Penny for your Thoughts? by HermioneTwin reviews
When a potion accidentally allows Fred to read Hermione’s thoughts, what exactly will he discover? He might just be in for some shocking revelations! Hermione/Fred! one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Curious Predictions by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione believes that Divination class is useless. So, what happens when her predictions start to come true? How will she handle a prediction concerning George Weasley and herself? Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,527 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Someday Curse by libraryloser reviews
James likes Lily, but she hates him. Sirius is tired of seeing his friend get crushed, and when she insults the Marauders, she has gone too far. So he cooks up some revenge... Some revenge that will have an interesting effect on their future son's life.LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Journey to Reality by rocky reviews
What happens to Characters after a story ends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,245 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2002 - Published: 11/18/2001 - George W., Harry P.
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Lucky Break reviews
"Steve, you're on fire!" "Holy -!" In which our favorite soldier meets our favorite human torch, and an Avenger is pranked. Oneshot for laughs!
Crossover - Fantastic 4 & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Johnny S., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
My Battleground reviews
She can't take it anymore...she can't stand living in her father's shadow any longer. Songfic 'My Vietnam' by P!nk, Oneshot, might turn Multi-Chap, T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Roxanne W.
The Sign reviews
A sign hangs in their shop, which delivers a warning, insults peoples, and makes them laugh all at once. Sometime between OotP and HBP. Drabble, Oneshot, Silliness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
HP Pairings Adele Challenge
Write fun little oneshots about different non-cannon HP pairings based on songs from 'Adele 21! More inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Published: 3/12/2012
You Have No Idea reviews
Hermione loves her son, she really does. After a fight and a hurtful question, though, she beings unraveling a mystery that has plagued her for years. T for future chapters. AU after Final Battle, plenty of Next Gen characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., OC
I Don't Think They'd Understand reviews
When she's not there to hear him, he confesses what's been weighing on his heart. WARNING: Tear-Jerker! Oneshot, Final Battle AU, Character Death, T 'cause I'm paranoid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I Am! reviews
Molly settles an argument and unwittingly starts the twins on their favorite joke. Oneshot, Humor, Purely for Fun and 'Aw'ing over little Fred and George.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Your Song Speaks to Me reviews
Draco is feeling low. But when he hears the song, he might just meet the very girl he needs. Songfic, 'Poor Little Rich Boy' by Regina Spektor, Oneshot, T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The Song Has Been Sung reviews
During the mass Pirate Execution in Port Royal, a boy starts singing The Song, instilling courage into the hearts of his fellow pirates to pass on the message, even after he himself has passed on. Oneshot, Songfic-ish. T for death. Review please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
Living Nightmare reviews
Her mind went blank as she watched him take the bullets for her. TIVA oneshot songfic to 'Eet' by Regina Spektor rated T for gore, implied character death, WARNING: Tear-jerker!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete