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The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 475,260 - Reviews: 5132 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P., OC
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,897 - Reviews: 7364 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 4/28/2020 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Ruin by Team Damon reviews
From the moment his emerald green eyes first beheld her, he knew he'd have her. It was not a question of if, but merely how and when. And he would be the one to decide both. Starts pre-Thor, will cover up to and beyond The Dark World. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 354,356 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Loki, OC]
Troublesome Discoveries by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,784 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 5,484 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 26253 - Favs: 7,501 - Follows: 6,902 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Der Freischütz by Armageddon Angel reviews
An undercover cop with a chip on his shoulder, ice in his veins and nothing to lose. A cunning hacker with a Robin Hood streak, a massive ego and a dark past. They lived and worked in different spheres. But they are about to collide in a game of lies, betrayals, romance and drugs as they both go after a kingpin known only as Der Freischütz.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,366 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10845 - Favs: 7,208 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 3,419 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fluency by New Neon reviews
A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 274,200 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 12/22/2014
Age of Gladiators by Nicole4211 reviews
Romance, drama, family feuds, fierce battles, jealousy, intrigue and sorrow amass in this tale of life as a Gladiator in Ancient Rome. Follow the FT characters you love as they fight for survival in a time where money and blood means power. Watch as strong friendships are created in times of need and love blooms in the most unlikely of situations. Collaboration with Approvesport.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,922 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
As We Know It by 808Lionfire reviews
If you told her that she would have a cat burglar (literally) break into her house to steal some cookies, she would laugh. If you told her the very next day that she'd meet the one man who would change her life for better or for worse, she'd call you crazy. Nothing would have prepared her for this. And she was perfectly fine with that. (Modern AU)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,870 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Happy, Lucy H., Natsu D.
A Not-So-Classic Romance by Galythia reviews
AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 199,596 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
What It Means To Be His Mate by TheSpikeKnight reviews
[Gajeel/Levy, Natsu/Lucy] After the events of Piercing and Bitten, the four mages deal with magic, mating and eventualy starting families. Dosn't start off smutty, but plenty of lemony parts in the future.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Lucy H., Natsu D.
The ZoSan Postman AU by mustangisinflames reviews
An zosan AU collection of drabbles from my Tumblr that really seems to have took off in which Zoro is a directionally challenged postman and Sanji is his very dissatisfied customer. Cover art by Yuushishio
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [Sanji, Zoro]
Bad Decisions Make Great Stories by Sexy-Whales reviews
"I live off of pain, anger, blood, and sex; please, honey, take your pick." Fionna didn't know what to expect when she walked into the bar that night, but it certainly wasn't this. Modern AU. Extreme adventuring. Fiolee.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,966 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Fionna, Marshall Lee] Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
OPERATION: Break the Dawn by katinki reviews
An experimental weapon, one of the most lethal chemicals ever created, has been stolen. Its final destination is unknown, but there's no doubt the powerful faction behind the theft is intent on one thing: War. But they didn't count on a fight. A team of Marines, led by Capt. Edward Cullen and accompanied by Dr. Isabella Swan, isn't about to let the world go up in flames. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,848 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella
Yes by GeekChic12 reviews
"He talks to me sometimes. I mean, it's usually sort of one-sided, but… every once in a while, he'll make eye contact with me, and I feel like I've won the lottery or something." A boy most people overlook. A girl who sees just how amazing he is. All human. High School. Dedicated to lellabeth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,262 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 2,207 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 5026 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 4,795 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
One Glob of a Roomate by Alix R.S reviews
When Marshall's enrolled in boarding school, he hopes that his roommate wont be anything short of amazing. What he gets instead is a nervous rambler that goes by Gumball, who isn't half bad. From then on, the two boys attempt to take on the war zone that is High School. With bullies, secrets, and a whole lot of boring classes, will they ever make it out alive? Rated M for language.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee] Marceline A.
Single ParentTeacher AU by mustangisinflames reviews
A ZoSan/SanZo single parent/teacher au in which Sanji is the teacher, Zoro is the parent and Chopper is Zoro's son. Modern AU that became popular on my Tumblr and is compiled here for your enjoyment. Please leave reviews if you'd like or prompts. Rated M (smut later on).
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Sanji, Zoro] Chopper
The Missing Princess by slumbeur reviews
[2015 REWRITE VER.] A three million jewel quest was all it took to cause an uproar among the mages in Fairy tail. What's worse when Natsu and Lucy were both chosen by Makarov to complete it? Fake marriages, an intoxicated Lucy, bickering over the same bed, lies, promises and maybe even find something else blooming? NALU & GRUVIA
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Gray F., Juvia L.]
Cinderbella: A Forks Fairy Tale by absolutely ordinary reviews
Bella has a cruel stepmother (Victoria) and evil stepsisters (Jessica and Lauren) and is just trying to survive until graduation when she meets Edward, the local heartthrob who is drifting numbly toward graduation himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,884 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Day Walkers by Greentreetall reviews
Bella grew up deep underground, never seeing the light of day. That is, until she and fifteen others were taken and brought up to the city ruins to die. Now, surviving is the only choice, even if that means braving the light and the Day Walkers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,357 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Bella, Edward
Asylum by darkNnerdy reviews
He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Intermolecular by JRaylin441 reviews
"If there was one thing that had always puzzled Ed, it was physical contact." A fluffy/angsty oneshot that I wrote to overcome writers block. EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Disastrous love recipe by Fearmyb0xers reviews
Sanji and Zoro end up getting lost, thanks to Zoro, and separated from Brook. They find a small building, freezing, their legs tired from walking, they decide to take a rest.(Starts on Punk Hazard.)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Zoro, Sanji
Dark Waters by Miss Mungoe reviews
There are creatures that lurk in the deep, a foreign folk not like her own, and the consensus has always been that merfolk and sharkfolk don't mix. But his strangeness is what compels her, and so to the dark depths she goes, heart wide as the ocean itself and her curiosity an anchor pulling her down, down, down–
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,369 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
A Heart Arcane by iambeagle reviews
There are people you get over. And then there's Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Codes and Keys by lunarism reviews
In Magnolia's slums, Fairy Tail works to protect civilians from a corrupt police force, and behind the mess of crime and justice something even more sinister is stirring. But Levy McGarden, the crux of Fairy Tail's intelligence system, has another problem to deal with. And this problem drives a motorcycle. Modern day AU, rated M for language and sexual content.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
A Dragon's Claim by Vashsan13 reviews
Dragons are fearsome creatures and slayers can be just as frighting given the right circumstances, like love. It's is a tricky thing at the best of times so what happens when you mix: a dragon slayer, love, and just the right circumstances? (Rated M for: lemons and language)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,393 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Gajeel R., Levy M.] - Complete
Mr And Mrs Goode by luv2read312 reviews
Cammie and Zach haven't seen each other since OGSY. Now, both of them are top assassins for competing agencies. What will happen when they find out that their next target is…each other? Review please!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,929 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Mission: It's a Bet! by DancesWithSeatbelts reviews
Rent! The bane of Lucy's existence. Lucy wants to solo, but Natsu insists on assisting. Meddling Mira adds spice to the mix and instigates a bet. Can Natsu fight bandits without destroying property? Will Lucy win her rent jewels or submit to Natsu's demands? Delightful Implied limes in later chapters. Implied Lemons. It really depends on reviews. Link to full version on profile.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,789 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
The Red Coats by ericastwilight reviews
She loves the holidays. He loathes them. As new neighbors, they have to learn to tolerate each other. The problem for Edward is that she's irresistible in red. Can she bring the Grinch around in time to save him from a lonely New Year?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Driving Stickshift by FlamingEyebrows reviews
The summer Ling Yao shows up, dusty and grinning, on the Rockbell-Elrics' doorstep, four years after the Promised Day, is the summer that Mrs Hughes, hands on her hips, declares that her extended family and its extended family are going on a vacation to the beach. Effective immediately. Fortunately, the drive is about to warm up in more ways than one.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Edward E., Winry R., Ling Y., Lan Fan - Complete
Dress You Up by MazzyStarla reviews
Bella Swan has everything she needs. She's an up-and-coming stylist, she owns her own boutique and she's got a great best friend, who knows her better than anyone. The last thing she wants is a man to slow her down. But then he shows up, and her world turns upside down. (AH)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,391 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
15 Reasons to Fall in Love by xpiester333x reviews
Sanji knows he and Zoro would be a bad idea, in fact he's written an entire list of reasons why they would be a bad idea. Of course, the marimo won't hear of it. He wants Sanji to give him a chance. So Sanji is just going to have to prove him wrong, right?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,626 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Cherry Sours by rubyblue9696 reviews
"It's more than a promise, beautiful…because this...you and me...it's happening right now..." - Manwhore Restaurateur Edward and Artsy Independent Single Mom Bella. Old high school crushes & thirty-something hot crazyness! Oh, and some little red cherry candies, too! Who will break first? Or rather, who never stood a chance to begin with? - WARNING: Over 18 only for Language/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,295 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dance with the Gods by xandiira reviews
Chihiro is forced to dance for the Suijin Matsuri, a festival to honor the God of Water. After the dance, she is approached by an emerald eyed male who proclaims that she is now his wife! AU.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,207 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
The Path of Water by Arlia'Devi reviews
Volume One: Historical scholar Chihiro Ogino stumbles into the Spirit World a decade later to discover alot has changed: Haku's the powerful head of the bathhouse. Allured by the charm of the Spirit World, Chihiro makes a deal with Haku to study under his care for 6 months. The two fall in love, but in a world as alluring as it is dangerous, will the path of water always be smooth?
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,151 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Terroir by thimbles reviews
Isabella Swan uproots her life on a whim, moving halfway around the world in search of something more. Perhaps she will find what she's looking for in the neatly laid rows of Cullen Family Wines' Hunter Valley vineyard. Sometimes, it is the grafted vine that produces the more vigorous growth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,413 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
People who can't wed, Plan by Red as a Rose01 reviews
Bella is a top wedding planner who has been roped in to plan the exclusive wedding of Tanya Denali and Edward Cullen but will she be able to keep her feelings in check?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,633 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Paradise by darkNnerdy reviews
He's cruel, unfeeling, and a monster. She wants to know why, and all he wants is her. Written for PandorasFF.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Wolf by Arlia'Devi reviews
During the reconstruction of Iron Town, Ashitaka finds himself thinking about San, in more ways than one. But with events of the past still fresh in the minds of many individuals, can such a relationship work between Ashitaka and San, or will pre-conceptualised prejudices tear them apart? A two-part short story set directly after the movie. Lemon. Complete.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Ashitaka, San - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitten by TheSpikeKnight reviews
When Lucy wakes up one morning and finds strange marks on her neck, what will she do? Who will she turn too? (prequel to "Piercings" hinted Elfman/Evergreen, Gajeel/Levy and more Lucy/Natsu smut then you can shake a stick at. don't read if you don't like steamy lemons!)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Between Men and Wolves by Arlia'Devi reviews
Two years have passed and there's been no sign of San, until one night she returns to be with Ashitaka. Within Iron Town, however, San struggles to find her place between the two worlds and to stay by Ashitaka's side. "I never wanted it to be easy; I just wanted you, San."
Princess Mononoke - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,314 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Ashitaka, San - Complete
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piercings by TheSpikeKnight reviews
(Gajeel/Levy Smut/Lemon that just kindda got away from me and turned into an actual story.) When Levy get's a piercing, how will Gajeel react? hinted LuNa, lots and lots of GaLe smut
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Hatchling by Miss Mungoe reviews
Sunlight dances in their wake like the glitter of new scales, and he forgets that they are human, these blustering dragonlings playing hide-and-go-seek in the shade of his great bulk.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Metalicana
Yield by Miss Mungoe reviews
Her presence lingers in the wake of his corruption, patiently wearing away the stains. Perhaps it's only fitting that she'll be the one to teach him how to repent. – Gajeel/Levy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] - Complete
Tongue Tied by Ellen92 reviews
Don't let anyone in. Be invisible. Avoid everyone. That's my motto and I've been able to live by that, until now, until she came along. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 78,319 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Treats by FlubFlub reviews
"I feel bad about you losing your job because if me. I thought about it all day and, I have a proposition for you." he pauses. "Let's hear it." I prompt. "Right. Well, what if I paid you to do something for me?" InnocentWard and SnarkElla meet under less than desireable circumstances. What happens when he pays her to get him a date with her twin who she hasn't seen in nine years?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bubble of Steel by Anton M reviews
The girl is initially quite rude to him, because she doesn't realise that, well, he can't actually hear a word she's saying. Literally, he can't. But still, they end up sitting on a bench on a winter's night, talking. One-Shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Hell Bound by thnkxfrthmmrs reviews
Annabeth is a young angel who has fallen from heaven. Percy is half demon half human with a destiny of destruction. Percy tries to ignore Annabeth but she wants to help him, not knowing who and what he is. All the while war is brewing between heaven and hell, leaving the two to be caught in the crossfire. And only one of them makes it out alive. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
So Darkness I Became by Livie79 reviews
Fate. Such a small, insignificant grouping of letters for a word possessing such insurmountable power. It twists and pulls the threads of life until one day they snap, and your world becomes engulfed in darkness. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Love, Friendship, Fate by Ravita20 reviews
Based on the Bollywood film Mujhse Dosti Karoge - Alice, Edward & Bella have always been best friends. Even at 8, Bella has always known she was in love with Edward who is in love with Alice. What happens when Edward moves and returns 10 years later to find that everything is not what it seems? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 119,364 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,164 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Hope Renewed by Hopesparkles reviews
A misunderstanding leads to a forced marriage between Bella who is caring for her ailing father after losing their home, and Edward who has recently inherited his uncle's estate and has no intention of taking a wife. All Human/Regency era fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,088 - Reviews: 3875 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silent tears by A Proud Freak reviews
Isabella and Edward are forced into a marraige in 1918. They havn't met each other but, they both know the marraige is not going to work. Because of a tragic accident they both think the other one is dead. But after a century their paths reunite again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,339 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind The Glass by That's Classified reviews
"She simply smiles back sadly from behind the glass..." Romantic triangle tragedy flick. New: prologue. Please R&R! Thx.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Tickle Me, Elmo by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
Bella goes shopping for a certain toy for her nephew...what she finds there is much, much better than a Tickle-Me Elmo... Lemons and laughs. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lips Of An Angel by SmurfZXC714 reviews
AU ZXC. No one can ever really forget their first love, especailly when it hadn't been their choice to lose them in the first place. Ten years later and nothing really had changed, besides the fact that Cammie in on the brink of getting engaged.3shot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Dragon Stones by katmom reviews
Edward and his dragon, Volterra, believe that Volterra's mate is lost, gone either in death or time. Bella, a servant, discovers and makes a connection with Kathea, a long dead dragon, who asks for help with her daughter. 3RD PLACE WINNER in OUAT Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,750 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9313 - Favs: 17,433 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Switching teams by 423894297834 reviews
Yaoi. Definitely yaoi. Explicit, hard-core, mindless, random yaoi. Zoro x Sanji. Need I say more? Well, it's a Valentine's day special.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
LxLight Shower by Raff-chan reviews
Light is fed up with L and his many ways of pissing him off. Yaoi! Lots of Yaoi! If you DO NOT like BoyxBoy then do not read! For the rest. Enjoy
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
One Week by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
SanZo, ZoSan. Zoro loses a bet that forces him to be Sanji's slave for one week. Surely this won't be the most horrible week of his life, right? That's up to Sanji to decide. Unless, of course, Zoro fights back.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,406 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
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The Shrekible reviews
The much prized and unedited, first edition of the Bible of Shrek. (in other words, when people get bored in Facebook comment sections) Cowritten by Genghis Kanye (of the West)
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Shrek - Complete
Crack Abuse reviews
A crack fic about Seb and Claude, a Marijuana plant, and a genitalia monster. Colab with GG-San and Mike Litoris.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Claude F., Sebastian M.] Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
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