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Hunger Pangs by Artemis Day reviews
Having a soulmate isn't all as easy as it sounds, just ask Bucky Barnes. He may love Jane with all his heart, but that doesn't mean she's can't be an absolute pain in the ass. Luckily, he's been dealing with tiny reckless people for a lot longer than this. Bucky/Jane.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Jane F., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Allure by Meowmers reviews
"Granger," He seethed, as if he had any right to be angry while he was covered in blood on her doorstep. "Invite me inside." Her nails dug into the polished wood of the door and she contemplated slamming it in his face. "Absolutely not." Modern Vampire AU. Tomione. Also a splash of Drarry because I needed that in my life rn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,060 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 4/6 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Never Have I Ever by latessitrice reviews
Darcy hates drinking games. They always make her feel inadequate.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/25 - Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Romantic Idealism by Meowmers reviews
She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,301 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/12 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Surviving This by Solain Rhyo reviews
To ensure her survival within the pyramid, Lex must now learn to trust both of the hunters in order to outwit and outlive their prey. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
If You Were My Love by latessitrice reviews
Sometimes the universe has a cruel sense of humor. Darcy tends to be the butt of the joke.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,009 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/14 - Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Wrapped In Red by Kittenshift17 reviews
During a school wide Secret Santa designed to inpsire inter-house unity, Hermione has the bad luck of acidentally picking Draco Malfoy. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift and Malfoy winds trapped under some mistletoe, things get quickly out of hand. Hermione's life will never be the same. A Christmas inspired Dramione tale. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,896 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W.
Black Ink by Artemis Day reviews
There is no such thing as soulmates on Asgard, so when Loki wakes up one morning to find writing on his arm, it's more than a little distressing.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/18 - [Loki, Jane F.] Thor, Frigga - Complete
Context Is Everything by latessitrice reviews
Honestly, she was disappointed Barnes hadn't turned up. She'd never exchanged two words with the Sergeant—they communicated by awkward nods and eyebrow gestures—but at least he scrubbed up well and would have been here alone too. She could have ogled him from the bar, maybe even coaxed him into crushing her feet on the dance floor. It would make a nice step up in their interactions
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14 - Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Minimal Risk by galfoy reviews
This was not how she had imagined her year would end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/11 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
As Close As This by callmebobbie reviews
"Darcy's week got that little bit worse the moment Thor stuck his tongue down her throat." Jane plots. Tony swears. Loki stalks. Darcy needs a drink. TaserTricks set after Thor: TDW.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,580 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 6/5/2015 - [Darcy L., Loki] Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Petrificus Totalus by graygirl reviews
A spell, and suddenly Draco gets bold... explicit slash D/H. WARNING: noncon / explicit - mature readers only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Adjustments by scarletwitching reviews
Following the battle against Ultron Wanda Maximoff is alone in the world without her only family and best friend Pietro, and is consumed with grief as she adjusts to her new home with The Avengers. Three of her teammates visit her hoping to help ease the pain she's in, but only one makes a lasting impact.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Vision - Complete
the hand that rules the world by QueenPersephoneofHades reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, but a soul was literally being born in front of her; how could she resist? Companion piece to 'the hand that rocks the cradle'. SPOILERS FOR 'AGE OF ULTRON'.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2015 - [Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Vision] - Complete
The Gender Exchange Anecdote by Mooka333 reviews
Let's switch gender roles here and see what happens! Shelby and Lenore meet their intriguing new neighbor, Penn - our favorite quirks but from a whole different angle. This is definitely Shenny, or should I say Shenn? Back from hiatus, and the story is almost completed! Gets a little spicy, so M for safety's sake :)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,463 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Howard W., Penny
The Serpent's Witch by sarhea reviews
Hermione Granger is an Unspeakable-in-training when she meets a most intriguing wizard in the Department of Mysteries. They have compatible magic and he is cursed, not that she knows. This turns all her neat and tidy plans into confetti. AU COMPLETE warnings for smut, BDSM themes, and others listed in the fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Nymph's Bane by Blood Blondie reviews
When Draco Malfoy realizes he's sexually attracted to Harry Potter, he gives him a powerful aphrodisiac/love potion called "Nymph's Bane" that makes its victims wild with uncontrollable lust. But when Harry needs to get off, he won't stop with Draco, he'll find some hot gay-loving with any boy at Hogwarts. Harry Potter x Male Students. Rated M. Smut/Slash/Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,103 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., George W.
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Of Monsters and Women by katwithlove reviews
There's a veela in the castle who is searching for her, and her body sings only for him. He knows just how to play her like a fiddle, but the teacher's won't tell who he is for his protection while she can only feel him. Hogwarts had never been this tricky for her, and she fought in a war. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,372 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 1.9 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5143 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Rescue Me by Edward's Eternal reviews
A girl stuck on a ladder. A fast call to help out. But what is it about her that makes him feel so…protective? And what will he do about it? Could it be he needs rescuing as well?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,260 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daily Disasters by Concave Patterns reviews
Darcy's week is shaping up to be one great big bag of suck, much to the delight of a certain God of Mischief. Post-Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Imperious Curse by 20ww reviews
Just some PWP stuff I wrote. In it, Harry is the only male in the magical world, and in his first year, he finds a special book of spells.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014
Champagne, Caviar, and Contrariety by justmindy reviews
Darcy Lewis has always tried Loki's patience. Spoilers for Thor: The Dark World.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
The Invisible Man by faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7727 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reptilian by Artemis Day reviews
When Jane and Thor's whirlwind romance garners the wrong kind of attention, it spells major trouble for our favorite astrophysicist. Forced through a wild transformation, her scaly little problem may bring her closer to Asgard's second prince, but can he save her humanity, or is she doomed to become a monster? Lokane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,893 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, Darcy L. - Complete
A Home for the Holidays by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella's roommate, Kate, offers her a place to stay during Christmas break. Unfortunately for Bella, Kate's dad is kind of hot. Attraction, UST, and a meddling daughter may just bring these two together. AH; ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,333 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thursday is now Darcy's day by seriousish reviews
Jane always knew she'd end up having a drunken threesome with Darcy and Thor. It was kind of inevitable.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Darcy L.
Easy as Pie by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Masen: successful actor, admired by many, desired by thousands; he had everything he could have possibly wanted, except … happiness. One night, while trying to escape his crazy life, he literally made a "right" turn, which led him to Little Bell. Could finding that happiness really be as easy as pie?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,565 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cold Light Of Morning by coloursflyaway reviews
Loki lets Thor push him down further on his cock, forcing his jaw to relax as the other's fingers thread themselves into his hair, a palm cupping his skull making sure he won't be knocked unconscious by the force of the thunderer's thrusts and the solid wall behind him.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Paintball Perspicacity by Daedaleopsis reviews
Paintball brings out the alpha male in Sheldon Cooper.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Apologies to romance and the English language by AFishNamedSushi reviews
Darcy knew it was probably a bad idea but she just couldn't help herself. She just wanted to touch him, just a little. Explicit - Very MA, warnings inside
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Unknown Soldier by Zoop reviews
NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner! Summary: A lone Uruk survives the encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring at Amon Hen. Stricken with amnesia from a brutal blow to the head, he has no idea where he is, who he is, or WHAT he is. And then he meets a little Rohirrim girl... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,601 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by CullensTwiMistress reviews
He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body, too. AH; Romance. Collaboration with Twiddler83 for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blurred Lines by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunt Begins by Inkaholic4U reviews
Below the surface of Bouvetoya Island, Elaina will have to survive the horrors within the Pyramid. With the help of a Predator, she just might make it out alive. Let the Hunt Begin! Celtic/OC Completed.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,212 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Human, Predator/Yautja, Alien/Xenomorph - Complete
Countdown by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Golden Apples by IberisGalloway reviews
Tony is taken by surprise when he comes home. PWP Warning: Bondage,Sex Toys,Dubious Consent, Non Consent, Gags,
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Plan B by chocaholic123 reviews
Plan B: a strategy or plan to be implemented if the original one proves impracticable or unsuccessful. Best used in the cold light of day, after waking up in bed next to a virtual stranger. An E/B three shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smile by FixedWithFiction reviews
He bought her gifts to make her smile. And he was selfish because all he wanted was that smile. All for himself. She was his. T for implied sexy fun times.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 517 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12659 - Favs: 6,483 - Follows: 6,019 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Call To War by Arcanum Callow reviews
Jane is finally going to Asgard, but it isn't exactly the experience she is anticipating. There is a drumming that only she can hear and it is about to drive her mad. Can she find the drummer and make him stop? Set after the Avengers. Lokane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Carpe Imperium by The Bird Of Fire reviews
There's nothing worse than a cheating ex - unless, of course, you are Hermione Granger, your cheating ex is Ron Weasley, & his exploits happened to be splashed all over the papers. Sure that no one could ever find her attractive again, it takes the help of a famous hero, his infamous nemesis, & said nemesis' best friend, for Hermione to see things a little more clearly... DM/HG/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Psychological Compulsion by ideophobic reviews
The second part in the Evolutionary Imperative series, in which Jane falls and hits her head and Loki is having none of her nonsense. Two-shot. Lokane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 182 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Loki, Jane F.
Wiegenlied by Cris reviews
Winner of Public Lovin' Fanfiction Contest. Bella's cactus dies and she needs a new friend. Vamp. *no cacti were harmed in the writing of this fic* Banner by FortheLongestDay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Light of Darkness by Auset's Tears reviews
When Sauron falls, Rakhan the Uruk-hai flees the world, finding unlikely refuge in dangerous forest. As a lifelong slave of darkness, freedom is both terrifying and beautiful to the renegade warrior. He wants nothing more than to forget the outside world, until a shocking discovery brings Rakhan face to face with his violent past, and offers him a future beyond his imagining.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,157 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
This wasn't in the roommate agreement by latessitrice reviews
Loki and Darcy's uneasy cohabitation is about to be interrupted by the jealousy caused by a simple hug.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Clear The Counter by Draconian Scribe reviews
Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lokistone by Alydia Rackham reviews
Jane Foster suspects why she has been relocated. But then another version of herself appears, warning her that the seams of space-time will rip apart if she does not complete this task: save Loki from the Avengers, with only a violet stone to guide her.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,179 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki - Complete
Evolutionary Imperative by ideophobic reviews
Loki Odinson, Prince of Asgard, brother to the mighty Thor, attempted King of Midgard, was a Jotun. Jane had no idea what was coming for her. Lokane. Two-shot.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
It's Not Easy Dating Green by dhauren reviews
Bruce Banner isolates himself to protect others. But sometimes, that just isn't an option. Based on a Tumblr prompt for possessive Bruce. Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
I'm Gonna Be A Part Of It Whether I Want To Or No by tobinfic reviews
Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83,900 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 177 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dark Matter by innocent-vessel reviews
No one had ever intentionally hurt her before in her whole life. No one had ever raised a hand against her in violence. The fear of it and the inability to control the situation was just as bad as the pain itself. And it pissed her the fuck off. Cover art by ilosttrackofthings on tumblr. WARNING: Torture. I'm real serious about the M.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,910 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Of Kings and Queens by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a bad habit. Draco has a big problem. The universe has one heck of a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,215 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Other Side by murtagh799 reviews
"I ingested veela blood last week and all I want to do now is fu- I mean have sex with you!" He really didn't seem pleased with the idea. DRAMIONE. Coarse Language, Sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 149,666 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Misfire of Global Proportions by Zoop reviews
Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The choices we make by silca reviews
She dragged him out of the cold and most likely saved his life. Little did he know that returning the favor would change everything.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,996 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Predator/Yautja, Human - Complete
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Gemsibob reviews
My hand eventually brushed against his, relief filling me as I realised I wasn't alone, I didn't even care that it was Malfoy. "What…" "I have no idea Granger, but I suggest we get out of here, now." His voice wasn't its normal confident drawl either.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Impressions by redredribbons reviews
While on his way to visit Lex, Scar thinks back on the events of their meeting- and the way his life changed as a result. AvP AU. Scar/Lex.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Scar, Lex
PostWar Blues by Zoop reviews
What's an Uruk to do when his neatly ordered life is thrown into upheaval from an unexpected source? Run like hell, of course! Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,309 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Celeborn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
The Couture Complexity by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Ficlet in which Penny accidentally ties the drawstring of her new pants too tight and goes for help. Sheldon never willingly lends a helping hand. Pre-Sheldon and Penny still-in-denial fic.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Wednesday Routine by Eternal Contradiction reviews
"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Not Alone by redredribbons reviews
After Antarctica, Lex leads a solitary life haunted by memories of those events. Not all her memories are negative, however, and some become more real than she could have imagined. Scar/Lex. Rated M for explicit sex.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Scar, Lex - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12906 - Favs: 7,953 - Follows: 6,224 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7261 - Favs: 6,078 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Possession by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
Now that Loki has the cube, there is only one other thing that he wants in his possession before he begins to set in motion his plans of ruling Midgard.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
The Morning After by fruityrowing reviews
Hermione wakes up to a very interesting Morning After. Rating is MA for Lemons and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Weekend at Cousin Jerry's by Stupe reviews
Lizzie and her very good friend Jillian spend a weekend at her cousin Jerry's resort, and have a close encounter of the yautja kind. Now cousin Jerry is irate because the yautja is hanging around the resort, searching for them and causing chaos. Enjoy!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Predator/Yautja, Human - Complete
The Valium Revisitation by Jade24 reviews
Giving Sheldon Valium again seemed like a good idea at the time... S/P Hilarity with a smidgen of angst. Rated T for language and boobs.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Resolve by skelton-elliot reviews
After wiping all memory of him from her mind, Loki decides to take care of Darcy on earth, after vowing that, no matter what, he will win back her love. A humorous, drama-filled relationship begins. Being the sequel to "Reticence" Rated M for good measure
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,472 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Assets Ogling by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Otherwise known as 5 Times Sheldon Checked Out Penny Before She Finally Did Something About It. Consider this a just for fun pick-me-up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Partnership by SpaceAnJL reviews
In memory of Anne McCaffrey. AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Rubble by canisedocanis reviews
During the devastation of his battle with the Avengers, Loki finds something odd amongst the rubble.L/J
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
The Absurdity of Potter by Duana reviews
Why was Potter ignoring him? Potter had no right to ignore him! He was a Malfoy and a Malfoy was never ignored! Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Excuses by Silverlynxcat reviews
Loki would have smirked at the thought; of the oblivious Avengers milling about their home while completely ignorant to the Trickster in their midst. But such an action was impossible with Loki's mouth set diligently to another task. /Warnings Inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Five, As Agreed Upon by ficlit78 reviews
Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Easing the tension by Silverlynxcat reviews
Thor walks in on Loki in an obscene position. Loki's tongue fails him, but Thor's certainly does not. /Explicit/Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe reviews
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Paradigm Alteration by FireTigerSoul reviews
After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Music Maker by Diabolicael reviews
A girl is stolen from Midgard. Filled with anger and hate, she slowly grows from the child pet of her kidnapper into a woman with a strong sense of self. Basically a well-written excuse for someone to love Loki when he needs it most. Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Fallen Star by Alydia Rackham reviews
All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,927 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Boy in the Hammock by galfoy reviews
Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,426 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dead To My World by afalcone10 reviews
What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 325,437 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Simple Touch by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
Penny and Sheldon begin to view each other in a new light through the simple touch of a back massage. Slight Shenny. Spoilers for the Season 4 finale. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Haunted by hunter-liza reviews
Hermione is a famous writer desperately trying to finish the last pages of her manuscript. Running on no sleep, she stumbles to her editors office for some late night inspiration. Mature readers only please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Switch by RZZMG reviews
Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Umber and Toadstools by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lifelike Shadows by frostykitten reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Bad Day by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Hermione has a bad day. Will anything make it better? DMHG, EWE, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Enthrallment Variable by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Purely Academic Driven Proposal by mfig reviews
Sheldon is curious about human mating rituals.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Best Shots by Cris reviews
A collection of gift lemony oneshots from yours truly. Chapter 1: Edward helps Bella recover from a sunburn. Chapter 2: Two words - Roller. derby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 338 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alone by cheshirecat1333 reviews
What happens when Hermione is left alone while Harry and Ron are searching for Horcruxes? Will a certain Head Boy and his best friend finally give her a break? HGDMBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Caper Continuum by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blindfolded by Bobapearl reviews
As if President Lory's assignment isn't hard enough, he just has to go and kick it up a notch as he places Kyoko in her most awkward position ever. The problem? She can't seem to complete it without some help...
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,957 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Prank Wars by Eternal Contradiction reviews
It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Starting a Hive by Stunning Sunset reviews
On a backwater planet, a hybrid escapes a facility and runs into a human woman. Surprisingly, he does not kill her once he gets a whiff of the scent of her ripe body. AlienxHuman sex, can be disturbing at times, so use your judgment.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3264 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At The Edge of Reason by Cheriana reviews
When James threatens Bella, Edward panics and kidnaps her in a desperate bid to keep her safe. But can he hold her against her will, or will the interference of his family result in his worst nightmare after all? Can he rescue her? Twilight alternate end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,455 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Good Enough to Eat by ChaoticReverie reviews
The Western daiyoukai discovers that Kagome comes in a variety of appealing scents.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,078 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Drained by Suki59 reviews
This interrupts Book 1 and finds Sookie discovering a dark mystery. She fears for her life and goes to Eric Northman for help. Drained was nominated for 3 You Want Blood Awards.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,748 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Watching You by Pyro63 reviews
Blaise isn't content with simply watching Hermione anymore, and decides that this year is the year to finally have her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Abduction of Éomer, King of Rohan by Lialathuveril reviews
Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,178 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6412 - Favs: 8,960 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Won’t Go Until We Get Some by Marmalade Fever reviews
...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lessons From the Masters by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,565 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Silent as the Night by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
He only gazed, he never spoke... Draco/Hermione: One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Months & Days by treeson reviews
Hermione hated Quidditch Rotation, and the two men she had to treat just made it worse. A Cormac/Hermione/Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Marks of His Affection by My Broken Quill reviews
We both know that we’re just waiting until you grow up. I said I would let you grow up, I never said I would let him be the one that you grow up for.” Logan/Rogue. ADULT. Long-Semi-PWP.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,326 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3440 - Favs: 5,378 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 393 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hidden In The Walls of Hogwarts by slasher454 reviews
Hermione has a rather unexpected encounter in the dungeons late one night. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Office Love by phannah17 reviews
Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Starkers by phannah17 reviews
In which four girls happen upon four boys in limitied clothing, consequentially causing a spur of relationships to bloom, one between Hogwarts biggest 'prude' and its smarmiest Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Café Noir by Ifuonlyknewgrl reviews
It was purely by accident: being in France at the same time, the hot coffee, the stained white designer shirt, his devastated facial expression, and her ruined six hundred dollar shoes. DMHG. AU to DH Epilogue. M for sex/language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Cherry on Top by Jade2Hard reviews
Hermione hides from someone in the library. After finding her, they have their way with her. Rated M. Graphic Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Birthday Boys by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione should have known better than to tell Fred and George Weasley about the Muggle tradition of birthday spankings. Her lovers have their own idea of how this should work. Fred/Hermione/George, Fred/Hermione, George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 285 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 307 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You by spadul reviews
The Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Happy Few by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Duplex by Soline reviews
BlaiseHermioneDraco! Hermione moves into a duplex on the second floor, and little does she know, two Slytherins live below her! How long before they discover each other? Will love and lust soon blossom? Warning: Explicit. Don't like it, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Say Goodnight and Go by Lemur76 reviews
Hermione and Draco end up at the same university together. He blackmails her into studying with him, to get the grades he needs to graduate. But, is that the only reason he wants to study with her? AU after HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,276 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Zabini by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione opened her eyes and found herself on eye level with his zipper. Now this is an awkward point of view, she thought. Hermione has an encounter in the Prefect's bathroom with a certain Slytherin one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yours to command by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,003 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
The List by inkvoices reviews
There are three secrets in the Slytherin Common Room: the rug, the footstool and the List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Medicine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wanna Play 20 Questions? by HermioneTwin reviews
What happens when Hermione and Malfoy get paired up together for an art assignment? And what kind of madness will ensue after Malfoy suggests an innocent game of 20 questions? DMHG!oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Slow Heal by DarkVerity reviews
During a stolen midnight stroll the summer after HPB, Harry stumbles upon a critically injured Draco Malfoy. When Draco finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place and Hermione finds herself playing nurse, the claws will come out—along with…feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,820 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Womanflesh by Sharka reviews
This fic was spawned by an informal challenge among friends: Would it be possible to get Lurtz involved with a woman without violencerape and not create something horribly sappy, Mary Sueish? This is the result I came up with...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
I'd Give Up Forever To Touch You by Arden Skysender reviews
Haldir's Wash Maid is a little sick of his arrogance, and so when she is fired, she doesn't go crawling back like he expects. A humbling experience in learning humility and love for the Marchwarden, by the most unlikely of elleths. HaldirOFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Haldir - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lovely Delirium by Kyra4 reviews
PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo reviews
Sequel to Surviving This. In the aftermath of the the pyramid, Lex finds herself on another hunt, and must prove her worth not only to the predators, but to herself as well. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,326 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Edict of Justice by Enigmatic Wayfarer reviews
COMPLETE! Post Hogwarts. When Hermione saves Draco from the Dementors Kiss, she didn't expect to have him in her custody and living in her house for three months. Hermione and Draco, Harry and Ginny. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,692 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Impressions by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete