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Joined 10-12-11, id: 3335105, Profile Updated: 06-04-12
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Alias, Heroes, Dance Academy, and Inheritance Cycle.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 10 pancakes, how many apples can I fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

STORY INFORMATION: Alright, well, to anyone that reads my stories, I just want to let you all know about a few changes and stuff.

First of all, I have put "Secrets", my Lord of the Rings and Heroes crossover on a bit of a break for a while. Things are getting a bit crazy, and, well, I have to keep writing "My Immortal" (the Heroes and Narnia Xover) as much as possible as that is my most popular one at the moment. I will come back to it, but until a further point in time, I am not working on "Secrets". At all.

Next, I just want to let you all know that I am very positive about what direction I am going in for "The Immortal Queen", "The Dark Princess", and another story that I have floating around in my head and might end up uploading, even though I have lots of stories going already, and one on hiatus. I can't really help myself, and it's really making me excited! I am also sort of knowing what I am doing with "Betrayal", but I am not entirely sure where I am going, so any suggestions are greatly appreciated.

Last of all, I just want to let you all know that I am now taking requests for extra one shots to write on the side of my stories, preferably about my stories that already exist. They cannot be about anything that would give anything away about the plot, or anything that is inappropriate, but if there is anything that you have wondered about, or wanted more information on than is given in the story, I will try my best to give my answer not in the form of a review reply, but in the the form of a few thousand words, hopefully arranged creatively. :) I have a few ideas already, but I think that I would prefer to just let you guys decide what you want to know about.

So, there you have it, for now. I am trying as hard as I can to get new chapters out to all of you as soon as possible! XD

Updated March 23, 2012.

Hey!! My name is Merry, not really, but hey, that's my name and my friend is Pippin, coz we're 'twin cousins'. LOL!! But seriously, I have many different names, from Lostariel to Merry, so call me what you wish. :)

First of all, I am a Christian, and I am not afraid to say it. I don't believe that I am perfect, in fact, I know that I am far from it, but I do believe that I am forgiven, and that one day I will go to a place that is so much better than the one I am in now. I go to church, but not a posh one. It's more like one where you can come in whatever and just have a great time with friends and the rest of the church community.

I like to eat, sleep, talk, watch movies, go on Facebook, read books, write stories, read stories on FanFiction and a whole lot of other things that I can't think of at the moment. I am an Aussie, and PROUD OF IT!!! :D

As for my taste in literature, I prefer medieval fantasy with lots of adventure, action, mystery, suspense and a little horror and romance, but not too much. I also really appreciate good humour that is not offensive or aimed towards certain people groups. I don't do racist jokes, and blonde jokes might be funny sometimes but I prefer to not label anyone I know as a 'dumb blonde', particularly as everyone has different talents and that 'dumb blonde' may well be able to cream you at other things.

My favourite TV character EVER is, hands down, Claire Bennet. I don't really know why, but I just love drama and her life is full of it. Also I guess I enjoy her reactions to things as they sort of show that she is in no way perfect and she doesn't try to be. I mean, half the time she's scared to death, and when a serial killer murders her friend she runs away, so she is not perfect, but she does her best. I include her in many of my stories because I find her easy to write about and her reactions can be considered normal or ordinary, but at the same time, they can be interesting and complex.

My favourite book character is hard to pick, as I just fall in love with characters WAY too easily. I think that I really enjoy Jack O'Malley from the O'Malley series by Dee Henderson as he uses his sense of humour to really help out his family in all of the books, and when someone is feeling sad or something like that he knows just how to cheer them up, and I think that is really awesome.

My favourite movie character would probably be Anakin Skywalker or Padme Amidala, because they are just awesome. Anakin reacts to things in a human way, not a perfect one, and Padme is one of the strongest female characters ever, even though she dies. Yeah I cried so hard at the end of RotS. :'(

I live in a family with 7 kids (including me), 2 adults and a dog that thinks she's a human. My family is a bit strange sometimes, and my sister is the funniest girl out. We will be getting fish soon, so the name debating will begin when we get them. I am thinking Clive, Admiral, Chunky, Fabian, Cleopatra, Finnley (get it?), Shark, Bait, Hoo, Ha and Ha. (Ha and Ha must be twins, you see. Otherwise you would have to call them Ha1 and Ha2, and that would ruin the Nemo quote.)

My Favourite Movie/TV/Book/Youtube Quotes:

(Merlin is in a house when he hears a noise outside, so he picks up a fishing rod and goes outside to investigate. He is walking around all scared when he runs into Gwaine.)
Merlin: Gwaine! I could've killed you!
Gwaine: With a fishing rod? Sir Gwaine was slain with a fishing rod. *laughs* That's the stuff of legends eh?

Buttercup: What about the ROUSs?
Wesley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist- *gets taken out by huge, feral rat thing*

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Sheldon: I wouldn't tell you the secret. (pause) Shhhhh!!!!
Leonard: What secret? Tell me the secret.
Sheldon: Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad.
Leonard: Not that secret, the other secret.
Sheldon: I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!!

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

Sheldon: You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. Ah, it's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year. Oh, I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life...

People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute.
- Gilmore Girls

Every hero is on a journey to find his place in the world. But it is a journey, and you don’t start at the end.
- Heroes

The hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He’s been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs and large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? He just lost his wizard friend to a Balrog. Copy and Paste if you're against bullying in Middle Earth.

Here are some of my favourite quotes ever.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think a truck hit mine.

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think a truck hit mine.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, children, for I have attempted this many times before.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Dyslexics Of The World Untie.

Without me, it's just aweso.

Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.

Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?

When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!

Coffee just isn't my cup of tea.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he/she can tell when he's really in trouble.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Some people hear voices...some see invisible people...others have no imagination whatsoever.

I souport publik edekasion??

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.

If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as the man and then compare the relative brain size, we now find that the penguin's brain is still smaller. But, and this is the point, it is larger than it was.

I'm out of my mind right now, but you may leave a message

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

One day we'll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject...

Don't follow me, I walk into walls.

Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

There is no 'normal', only varying levels of weirdness.

"Change is good. If you walk in the same direction your whole life, you will eventually hit a tree."

So far, this is the oldest I have ever been

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Those who say that words can never hurt them, never got hit in the head with a dictionary.

Since the universe is infinite than everything is its centre, therefore I shall no longer accept any argument to the effect that I am not the center of the universe

Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there.

Random Things About Me

I am a Christian, and will never be ashamed to say it.

I am an AUSSIE!!

I hate doing the work at school, but the people are awesome.

I often have a random plastic spoon in my mouth.

I love to read and write stories.

My favourite TV show is Heroes, coz it's AMAZING.

When it goes quiet in the classroom, I look up to see if I'm in trouble.

I used to cover the drain in an attempt to flood the shower.

I click my pen when I'm bored, or just to annoy the teacher.

I wish my floors were trampolines!!

I love knocking something over, catching it, and then spending the next 10 minutes amazed at my own reflexes.

I always visualise the safest path to bed before turning the light off.

I have always wanted to get in a taxi and say, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!!"

Guess what? No, really, guess. No. No. NO. Fine, I'll tell you. I was born on my birthday!! :O

I run away if I press a toy at the store and it won't stop making noise.

After watching Toy Story I now think all my toys can talk.

I love yelling, "FAAIIILLLL!!!!" when someone screws up, even if I don't know them.

My room isn't dirty. I just have everything on display. Like at a museum. Yeah, like a museum. :)

It's so funny when I realise that I borrowed the pen I am chewing.

I must always open the fridge slowly to see if the light is on or off.

My mother is my alarm clock.

Whenever I see a clown fish, I automatically think, OMG!! It's Nemo!!

I must always mentally say 'Wed-nes-day' whenever I am spelling Wednesday.

When I see graffiti in awkward places, I think, "How did they get all the way up there?"

I am always scared that people can see me through my webcam, even if it's off.

I always hold down the SHIFT key, coz CAPS LOCK just isn't the same.

I don't hang my leg off the bed. I am always too scared that the monster will grab it.

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

I love randomly saying people's names for no particular reason.

I run with scizzors. I like to live on the edge.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Okay kids, you have now reached the end of my profile. I am putting pictures of things in my stories here...so yeah...check them out... :)


Claire's hair and makeup for the ball:

Claire's dress for the ball:

Claires nightgown and dressing gown:

Claire's boots:

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Not Afraid reviews
Courage is the resistance and mastery of fear, not the absence. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sylar/Gabriel G.
A Different Kind reviews
Claire, who now works for the newly reformed Primatech, is sent in on a dangerous mission to monitor a possible new special. No problemo! Only catch is, she has to be his maid...
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Claire B.
My Immortal reviews
I may not have ended up where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I needed to be. ClaireBennetXPeterPevensie and more! Read and Review!
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,685 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Claire B.
Secrets reviews
What if Gretchen was revealed as Aragorn's final heir, thus being pulled into a world of elves along with her immortal friend Claire? On hiatus no longer, but updates are still very slow in coming.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Legolas, Claire B.
Rendre Compte reviews
Death. Did it care that I gave my all for my children? No. Did it care that I loved so deeply I was no longer myself? Of course not. MxOC Not a MS.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Murtagh
The Dwindling World reviews
"Keep them happy. Keep them safe..." This was Claire's assignment, and she has no choice but to accept it as lives are on the line and a tragedy unfolds, and she is forced to answer the one question she never wanted to. Just how far will a cheerleader from Texas go to save the world?
Dance Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012
Ill Am I
He saved me. I don't know how, or when, but he saved me. And now it's my turn...
Crossover - Alias & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,115 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - West R.
Change reviews
Isabelle, daughter of Sydney and Vaughn, leaves the CIA after the death of her partner. She gets a call from a Dr Suresh, and discovers some things about herself that she didn't know...
Crossover - Alias & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sylar/Gabriel G.
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