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A retired writer who wants to start over.

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Skin Deep by Epilachna reviews
Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 214,677 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Haldir, Celeborn, Thranduil, OC - Complete
Kingsfoil by Raider-K reviews
Ever wonder what goes down in Mirkwood while Legolas is away with the Fellowship? Featuring an Elvenking with attitude, Dwarves behaving badly, and an unexpected romance. Thranduil/OC. #ElvenKingsNeedLoveToo!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 248,931 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 3/22/2020 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Periodic Tales by sevenpercent reviews
As a chemist, Sherlock uses the Periodic Table for many reasons. A collection of short fics that add up to a better understanding of what he is and how he reacts to the catalysts in this life. Calcium is now up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 263,440 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Late Night Cigarettes by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
Of course they have always known that both of their sons have dangerous and difficult jobs and do not exactly lead calm lives. Of course. And yet, when their elder son calls to inform them that someone has put a bullet in their younger son and that he is in hospital, there is absolutely nothing that could ever have prepared them for that./Holmes parents. One-shot. HLV filler.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Lazarus Is Really Not Go by totoro totoro reviews
Set during The Reichenbach Fall. Sherlock is on the rooftop, Moriarty has shot himself, but there is one more obstacle Sherlock has in his path - autocorrect. Rated T for language. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Threads of Kinship by Canafinwe reviews
Pining for her son as he journeys in the far countries, Gilraen does not welcome a visit from she who has ensnared his heart. Yet the Lady Arwen bears an offering of conciliation that she cannot refuse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Gilraen - Complete
The Perfect Suitor by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
She bursts through the door of the flat, her face flushed and her eyes wide, in a complete state of panic. "You have to hide!" - Molly's mother comes for an unexpected visit. Sherlock comes up with an inventive way to explain his presence. (Post-TRF)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
A Little Leverage by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Lestrade helps Sherlock home after the events in Belgravia. And gets a little leverage along the way.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/26/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
A Waste of Hard Drive Space by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
While Sherlock tries to keep a little girl suffering from hypothermia awake, he discovers some of the happier memories of his childhood aren't as deleted as he thought they were.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Agreement and Disputation by KCS reviews
-"Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking." -George Eliot. A budding friendship, seen through the private diary of Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Sequel to Worth & Choice.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Cabin Fever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
A massive storm keeps John trapped in Baker Street with a half-blind (for science!), very bored Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Sick Day by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
IceBreaker by janinePSA reviews
Sherlock is taken hostage in an attempt to blackmail Mycroft. But he will never give in to their demands or will he? How much does it take for the iceman to break?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 317 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Case of the Headmaster's Terrier by Eyebrows2 reviews
Unhappy schoolboy Sherlock Holmes is attracting trouble and torment he does not deserve. When he is blamed for the headmaster's dog disappearing, everything becomes too much, and he takes matters into his own hands. Please R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft H - Complete
The frigid trench by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock is badly hurt. And alone. And incapacitated.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Structural Color by Solstice Zero reviews
Sherlock is left in the same room as Lestrade's five-year-old daughter for about fifteen minutes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tipsy by katkin reviews
"I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Meaning Of Life by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
Mach Mich Stumm by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
As the war draws to a close, Rudy, Liesel, Max, and Alex must begin to rebuild their shattered lives. AU; sequel to The Meaning Of Life. Rated T for... well, Holocaust. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Book Thief - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Max V., Rudy S.
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Case of the Disgruntled Doctor by KCS reviews
Another addressing of yet another Document Manager bug, by request of Igiveup. Watson is STILL having trouble with the Strand typesetters.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
This Side of the Door by lickitysplit reviews
Two years before the train accident, the Friends of Narnia gather for the summer holiday, meet an old enemy, and discover a secret about Narnia. 2007 Lion Award Winner!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,710 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Out to Lunch by Three-Eyed Squirrels reviews
Andrew Ketterley was having a very, very bad day.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Andrew Ketterley, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
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