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Joined 10-13-11, id: 3336577, Profile Updated: 03-23-15
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, Misc. Books, Guild Wars, X-overs, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Assassin's Creed, Homestuck, Once Upon a Time, Glee, Vampire Diaries, and Frozen.

Talys is the pen name. I love to write, and fancy myself an author someday. That ambition started because of a troll fanfiction, believe it or not, as you can probably find if you go to my oldest story on this account. But since then, I got off my high horse and started writing actual fanfiction. Because it's fun.

I live in a mix of overconfidence and being unable to believe anyone can like my writing. But hey, if you found yourself here, I guess I did hold your attention somehow. So thanks for appreciating something about my writing!

Primary fandom at the moment is Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus, though I'm not really sure why, so I might stop at any point.

If you want to contact me, tumblr is the way to go (I also have a blog dedicated to my fics), but I get my PMs here, of course. I also post my works on AO3, if your prefer to go there.

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Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P.
A Conquest, A War by Andromeda Writes reviews
"Being raised on Luna seems to really mess people up. She wouldn't be the lovable cyborg we've all come to adore."
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/21 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai - Complete
I think I was blind before I met you by MoreThanTonight reviews
Just a PWP morning sex fic with rimming and masturbation. The fic where Will wakes Nico up on a Sunday morning with his lips.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 201,420 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 5,412 - Follows: 3,770 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 6785 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Beauty and the Biryani by EmpressIrony reviews
When Kelsey Hayes got a job at her local Indian restaurant, she never dreamt that she would learn about far more than curry - and that the mysterious, sardonic owner would be the one to teach her. Mildly cracky restaurant AU Kelsey/Kadam.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,068 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Kelsey H., Mr. Kadam] OC
Except That She by Anya the Purple reviews
You are in hot water and you should probably talk to someone about it. You would, except that she is the only person you want to talk to. (K for mild swearing)
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
Adventures of a Mary Sue by LoveHappyEndings reviews
Hi! I'm Rainbow Teardrop Candy Purple Butterfly! I have long long long blonde hair that I spray paint pink and the ends green. Read this extremely short one shot about me fandom traveling. And for the record, I'm not a slut. CONTINUED. Not a short story, but chapters are quite short.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
Locker Room Scandal by doe-eyed llama reviews
"Are those bruises and hickeys on your body?" Someone says loudly, and Percy freezes. He didn't. No, he didn't. / Percy's first swim practice isn't going exactly as planned, and a certain blonde is to blame. High School AU. Quarterback!Jason and swimmer!Percy. One-shot. Rated T for language and sexual situations.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Percy J., Jason G.] Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
It's only half past the point of no return by MoreThanTonight reviews
A fluffy coffee shop AU where Percy is a barista and Nico is sleep deprived. Percy wants to figure out what Nico's favourite coffee is. Nico just wants caffeine. They both want to kiss each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
La Mia Canzone Per Te by Anya the Purple reviews
A poem about Nico di Angelo. House of Hades spoilers (I guess?).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Complete
Lover I Don't Have To Love by MoreThanTonight reviews
This is a story about a boy who falls in love with a boy who doesn't know what love is. It is a story about bravery, friendship, about coming to terms with your sexuality, about how love can blind you and make you weak and strong at the same time, and about prejudice. But essentially it is a story about love.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,902 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C.
Bittersweet Memories by Zavocado reviews
Blaine lost his best friend to popularity and social status his freshmen year of high school. After everything that's happened he can't forget what Kurt meant to him. And despite losing what meant the world to him, Kurt can't let go of their memories. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,693 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Red by firebird377 reviews
Ana had learned all about Christian's dark past. But what if he had even deeper secrets?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
The Gothic Existance of Rain Bennett by TigerAnnie reviews
Angela is shy and geeky, until she is turned at a fateful party. How will she cope with her new life and new body in the same boring old Forks? This is an alternative interpretation of the events of TwilightRova's "The Kronikals of Rebecca Swansin". "Enjoy"!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Show me yours I show you mine by Aetheriata reviews
Kurt realizes that he and Sebastian have more in common than he thought. Warnings for Self-Harm, Bulimia, Talk of Suicide.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,000 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Best Best Friend by colfersaurusrex reviews
Kurt and Sebastian are best friends in Kindergarten. Soon, Blaine comes along. As the boys grow older Blaine and Sebastian find themselves both in love with their best friend. Who will Kurt choose?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,700 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Back Burner by Salazarfalcon reviews
All Shion can do right now is hold him tight enough to keep him together, even though he imagines that at this point the pieces of him are probably littered all over the floor just like the coffee mugs. SPOILERS FOR FINAL EPISODE.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
I Lied by Spoiled Rotten Princess Kitty reviews
Edward tells Bella that he lied to her. Rated for strong language and mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
edwards Kity by Spoiled Rotten Princess Kitty reviews
So im the new girl in forks. every1 luves me because im so pretty and theirs this really hot guy and my friends say that his name is edward but he doesnt even look at me. what do i do? i really luv edward but he wont even lok at me!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward - Complete
Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious by ComicsNix reviews
After being trapped by a nefarious bastard, Bella must do something unpeakable to save her son from the evils claws of her kidnappers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella - Complete
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A Bleak and Gloomy Sun reviews
Nico is used to ghosts, as a son of Hades working as a medium. But even being used to ghosts doesn't mean finding one in your apartment, while you're showering, is a pleasant experience.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,018 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 14h - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Bianca A., Hazel L.
Until Shadows Come Between Us reviews
With every fairy tale romance comes a fairy tale wedding…and a wedding night. It is that time for King Nico of Hades, Prince Jason of Olympus, and the physician Will Solace.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29 - [Nico A., Will S., Jason G.] - Complete
The Ghost King reviews
Nico, the Prince of Hades, has grown up secluded, after a dramatic incident involving his sister and his dark powers. On the day of his coronation, however, he is forced to face the world and risk losing control once again. Frozen/Snow Queen AU, inspired by weeklypjoprompts on tumblr
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/4 - [Nico A., Jason G., Will S.] Bianca A. - Complete
Sometimes competition isn't very effective reviews
Jason tries to help Percy relax after a tough day, but neither of them can let the other take control. One shot, PWP. Thanks to MoreThanTonight for the idea!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3 - [Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
An Agenda To Keep Him Here reviews
When Will forced Nico to stay at Camp Half-Blood after the battle against Gaia, he may have had more than his safety on his mind. Prompted by morethantonight.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30
Sea, Death and Sun reviews
Will once offered Nico a threesome with his boyfriend. Nico finally takes him up on it. — Sequel to my fic If I Lose Myself, PWP one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5 - [Percy J., Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
If I Lose Myself reviews
When Nico di Angelo and his sister are sent to a summer camp, he's ready to spend the worst month of his life. Things do not quite go as planned, however.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,473 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Bianca A., Jason G. - Complete
Going Splat
Karkat is convinced to play paintball with the others. It doesn't go well.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Jade H., Karkat V., Gamzee M., Feferi P. - Complete
Child Prodigy reviews
When Elsa's magic went out of control, her parents went to the only person they thought could help—the Dark One, Rumplestiltskin.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Elsa - Complete
In the Heat of a New Sun reviews
As a child, Jake met the twins Dirk and Dave Strider, and they left a lasting imprint on the boy, even though he never even spoke to them, until he was forced to leave and live with his sister Jade on an island. Years later, when Jake escapes his isolation by going to college, his roommate turns out to have come straight from his past—and his fantasies
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Jade H., Dirk S., Jake E.
Brooding Impostor reviews
The sequel to Brooding Lust. Same principle, different Sue — this time with Ariana Seagull. Adapted from the story Dalton Vampire, although Vampire Queen is used as backstory.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,433 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Brooding Brothers
A sequel to Brooding Lust and Brooding Impostor; a retelling of the trollfic "The Assassin's Diaries". Our heroes are on the run after defeating one of the most powerful vampire covens, with for only objective the hunt of the last of the Volturi. But the Organization rises again, weakened, but still powerful.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,954 - Published: 2/11/2014
Defiers of Fate reviews
Meet Alexia, a sheltered noblewoman, and Maissa, a professional slayer; Sael, a lost traveler, and Meara, seeking a purpose; Evan, who lost honor, and Eris, who fights her feelings; the spiritual Yana and the scientist Lanna. This is their story.
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
After a failed birthday reviews
Submission for the Erinversary contest — the birthday of Erin, author of Brewdening Love. Joan's birthday goes horribly wrong as a new threat looms over Forks.
Crossover - X-overs & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,644 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Brooding Lust reviews
A retelling of the badfic Brewdening Love, turning the "twu wuv" story into an epic intrigue. Includes lots of fanon around the fic, and original vampire mythos.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Bonfire Of Sparkles
Part of a "Brugo contest" where I was supposed to either write something about the couple from Brewdening Love or about the Mary Sue, Joan. I went for a mix of both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Surprise Visit
A short fic based on the backstory imagined by PuzzleChick for the characters Brian and Mr Smith a.k.a. Hugo from Brewdening Love.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Strange Encounter
A one-shot fic written as part of the Brewdening Love Meme, based on "what happens if you're stuck with Edward, zombie!Emmet and the Pope in a room". Instead of myself, I used my OC Talys — who, in case you didn't get it, inspired my handle on this site.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward - Complete