Ukulala
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Joined 10-13-11, id: 3337009, Profile Updated: 03-04-13
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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Quick Stats:

I like bubbles.

I like birds.

Forever Golden Coast Waterbaby.

Art is my life.

Writing is power.

Knitting is my great excuse to carry around lethal weapons, while at the same time making snuggly items of love.

Paper is magic.

Graphite rocks.

Whiteboards were made to be vandalized.


Extraneous Statistics:

Birthplace and residence: Chez Alfred

Blood: ASEAN

Head Blood: England (all the way down to the loves of tea, lit, and needlecraft, particularly knitting and needlefelting, which is where you stab repeatedly at a defenseless puff of wool with a barbed needle)

Mood: Swings between Romano and Spain. Doesn’t take much to set me off in either direction.

Persona around people my age: Canada

Persona around small children: Russia (which, strangely, they get a kick out of)

Persona around adults: Japan

Sleep habits (when I have my way): Greece

Stubborness Rating: Poland


Ukulala...

...lives for:

-writing

-drawing

-music (that's where my penname comes from. the "-lele" in "ukulele" got converted to "lala".)

-FOOD

...can't stand:

-ignorance

-narrow-mindedness

(Practically all of the world’s current issues could be solved if people were a bit less ignorant and more open-minded.)

-writers who slaughter the English language

(Luckily for my sanity, and to my intense joy and relief, the Hetalia fandom seems to be pretty okay.)

-Robitussin

-ditzy idiots (pointless drain on the economy and national welfare, much?)

...likes reading:

-Humor (but nothing cheap and/or lame)

-Romance (everything from cute, heartwarming fluff to intense, wrenching angst. Very little passes as acceptable to me, but the ones that are good can reduce me to tears and a week of :3 face)

-Friendship (it makes me happy...)

...does NOT like reading:

-clichés (obviously)

-fics sans-grammar (two or more errors = ditch)

-Horror (What? It’s scaaary!)

...writes:

-Humor

-Romance

-Friendship

Crack (it'll inevitably show up)


FANART!!!

http://cloud-purple.deviantart.com/art/APH-Surfin-USA-327516106?ga_submit=10%3A1347804397

THE FUZZIES MAKE ME WEEP.

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And Three Makes Five by Sunny Day in February reviews
After being apart from each other for months, Lovino and Antonio are ready to live their lovey-dovey lives with each other again! However, when they wake up one day and discover there are tiny little CHILDREN running around their House, things get a little... different. Rated M, because Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 575,689 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Fanmail by pigeonattack reviews
They're being held at Studio 254, known to be quite possibly the most terrifying environment in the world- if one happens to land on their host's hit list. Their every answer is monitored and transcripted. Ask at your own risk.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,886 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012
under autumn skies by Crystal Haze reviews
It's 7:47 on a Tuesday morning, and Haruka is ready in his school uniform, at the top of the steps outside his door, but Makoto isn't there waiting for him—and surely, surely the world is ending. Makoto/Haruka.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Les Amants de la Nuit by pigeonattack reviews
Some boarding school rules were made to be broken. AU
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Complete
Pento Bento! by pigeonattack reviews
Tea. Halloween. Balloons. Dieting- or lack thereof. Txt chat. Conveniently packaged as five totally unrelated one shots. -No refunds or exchanges. Manufacturer is not responsible for addiction.-
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
Once Upon a Pigeon's Prom by pigeonattack reviews
Ah, prom. Shelby deems it a miracle. Laura says it's a disaster. Nigel declares a state of emergency. For Otto, it's amusement. For Wing, it's confusion. For Franz, it's a pot of gold. Alas for poor Nero, who has no idea what he's gotten himself into.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
St Elsewhere by crackberries reviews
Misery loves company and he finds his in the form of a hitch hiker he picks up early one morning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Lotus by high improbability reviews
She has a beautiful garden, but there are only four flowers in it that can make her cry. -Vietnam
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Vietnam - Complete
Waking Wing by pigeonattack reviews
Otto bribes H.I.V.E.mind into helping him wake up Wing. Of course, being Otto, this is rather more interesting than the title would imply. Spoofed the title on Mark Walden's "Taking Wing". Recently revised
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Otto M., H.I.V.E.mind - Complete
Love, Romance, and Relativity by pigeonattack reviews
Are love and romance the same thing? Does the crazy guy kill the relativistic snake? Will Wing ever get special relativity? Everyone has so many questions in the promised final one-shot before I close my poll.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Laura B., Shelby T. - Complete
Of Tongues and Tongs by pigeonattack reviews
Shelby abruptly tunes into a discussion and gets slightly mixed-up. Her mind runs on...
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Wing F. - Complete
Bug by pigeonattack reviews
A short little drabble, involving shuriken, bo staffs, and some popcorn. And a bug. One hundred perent spoiler-free.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Wing F., Shelby T. - Complete
Welded by pigeonattack reviews
Uh oh. SOMEONE has PROCRASTINATED. Usually, this is a very bad thing. This time, however...
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Otto M., Laura B. - Complete
The Right Way To Do It by Crystal Haze reviews
Tonks kisses Remus under the mistletoe. Sirius shows her how it's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just So You Know by Crystal Haze reviews
There's love, Remus, and there's what I've felt about you. Just so you know. SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
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Surfin' USA reviews
It's rather unfortunate that this otherwise lovely beach is pretty crowded with helpful meddlers who just can't help throwing nudges, floaties, and baby shrimp in inconvenient directions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
Rooftop Zen reviews
Because in Herakles' opinion, the best way to tackle a nasty exam is to spend the night before staring at the stars.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Sachertorte in B Flat Minor reviews
Heavenly nocturnes and messy sachertorte shouldn't add up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Nutcracker reviews
Christmas Eve is really a bore this year... and Romano highly doubts that weird little gift from Prussia is going to make things any more interesting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Protettore reviews
Madrid, 1584. In the meantime, Romano's going to do his best to protect his guardian against... well, against whatever's out there, dammit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Among the Tomatoes reviews
Harvesting the big, red, juiciness is a superficially innocent procedure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete