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Joined 01-27-03, id: 333732
Author has written 2 stories for Artemis Fowl.
This is me, This is me.

Don’t drop me now, I beg you.
Somewhere deep inside, I am weeping.
Leave me, I am someone free.

One can live out that:
Laughing and then crying.
I speak of the time that
Trickles out of the earth.
I am out of breath.
I must stop speaking.

I am still here.
I have to leave.
I no longer know where to go.
I am writing as if I were calling to you
Perhaps you could see me.
I know this will be of no use.

What am I going to turn into?
I am afraid.

This is me. This is me.

Please leave me. I must be free.

And you’ll go to paradise?

No. That makes me laugh.


I don’t know. I don’t believe in such a thing.

And after death, what’s left?

Nothing, except the living who smile. Who remember.

Who will remember you?

Young readers. Students.

I had intended this to be a place where I could share what I write with people who would not only understand me but appriciate how I write and why I write it. I do this for many many different reasons, and it would be a waste of time to describe them to you when most probably you don't know me. Sadly, I'm now disillusioned with this place and the people here. I hate and despise you all. Of course exempting my ever astounding Partners in Crime and our afflilates. With love,

Two Stories Archived
The Wake (One shot, May 17, 2003)
Concupiscence (Part I, October 31, 2003)

C'est tout

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Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
Death by Blue Yeti reviews
COMPLETE. Three deaths. How these deaths shape the world and the fairies who survive them. Details Holly's first few days at the LEP. First story in the Triangle Arc. PreAF Hollycentric, with a side order of Trouble and Grubby revelations.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Hologram by The Book of Jude reviews
The past as it would've been, if the future had gotten there first. It's a twentieth centuary hologram. [BriarOFC, suggested BriarJulius, Julius-centric]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2003
Incubi by The Book of Jude reviews
With the night comes the horror of Dreams. Without speech, you're alone. [no pairing, gen, futurefic AU]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2003
The Quest of the Walrus by Big Friendly Walrus reviews
What was it like to live in the Chocolate Factory when Wonka lost his grip on sanity? What was it like to see your only living family in the grip of a sadistic maniac? Find out as we take a break from the action and delve deep into the past with 'Charlie'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,155 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003
Dispenser by The Book of Jude reviews
There are seven deadly sins. What if you commit all of them? [no pairing, gen; futurefic AU]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2003
Eden by The Book of Jude reviews
Friendships come and go--but they're always the one thing you remember. [Julius-centric, gen]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003
Trouble is in love and it's not with Holly by Blue Yeti reviews
Grub has some rather cute questions for his elder brother. You know... Those things which you just can't ask your Mummy. The title is a parody. [GrubTrouble, slash, incest]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Grub K., Trouble K.
Capella by The Book of Jude reviews
When you're drunk--you don't think. [vignette, slash, Julius/Briar, historical]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2003
Killer Instinct by Corpus Delicti reviews
*Chapter Six is UP, Chapter One RE-WRITTEN* Dublin, 2012. Artemis knows well the feeling of walking the razor's edge. But when his notorious cartel is at the peak of its success, a new, rival cartel rises. And they want Fowl dead.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002
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Concupiscence reviews
This is a fic unlike anything that you've seen before; it doesn't have a genre and it has its own sparkling new ship - ArtemisOlder woman. A novella about seduction, corruption, sodomy, and other good stuff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2003
The Wake reviews
For all you people out there who are quietly shipping H/J in a corner. Told in the First person, antagonistic, sorrowful, with slash. Think before you flame.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2003