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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, How I Met Your Mother, and Harry Potter.

Whoooo! So, I'm not sure if y'all ever read any of my past stories, but I had another account under the name "hunnyfied" where I posted schtuff. I felt the need to separate my accounts, however, so this is my 'mature' account, while the other account if for fics T and under. Please check out both accounts!!! I just put up an AU Merlin fic for those interested...

I will write stories for TBBT, Hetalia, HIMYM, Harry Potter, the Inbetweeners, Danny Phantom, and a bunch of other things. Send me prompts through PM if you want a bored writer as your overly descriptive slave. Hehe. Love and cookies to all!!!

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Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Always by sue273 reviews
When Jasper meets a gorgeous Edward in a coffee bar he is instantly attracted to him. That is until he starts to talk and move and Jasper immediately has second thoughts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,088 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward
One can hope to Dream by Awhoha reviews
Sherlock gets a new flatmate. John is married. What is going to happen? SherlockxJohn.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,970 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Hellton Hash by Trikat reviews
Mature for a later chapter. My first time writing a fanfiction, please bear with me. Sorry.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Neil P., Todd A.
Headward Cullen, Jizzper Whitlock and Titlight by FrenchCaresse reviews
Headward Cullen, King of pussy and Pornstar Extraordinaire, lands a role in the new XXX movie,Titlight. Accidentally unearthing co-star Jizzper Whitlock's troubled past leads him on a journey of discovery,sexual identity and friendship. AH,JxE,slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,090 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Cellmate by BingeB reviews
Merlin is dead. No, really. He has just called the most powerful man in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks! *Prison!AU*
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,982 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
So, Search Me by Dark Raven Wrote reviews
"I'm Detective Malfoy. I have a warrant to search your dwellings." "So search me." He murmured, the challenge so blatant it felt like a slap in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marking A Mate by an-alternate-world reviews
GKM Prompt. In a hybrid animal world, Kurt and Blaine meet on the staircase at Dalton. Overcome by their animalistic instincts, they mate almost immediately and then have to deal with the ramifications of their actions.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,136 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Perfect Stranger by CrissKlainefer reviews
A chance encounter. A mistaken phone call. And a strange agreement.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,607 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Make You Feel Pure by Miss.Elliot reviews
When Blaine's best friend, Sebastian, drags him to a strip club he ends up getting a lot more than he bargained for. Fill for the GKM.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,347 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Wicked Dreaming by C.Queen reviews
Next door neighbors Albus and Scorpius have accidentally bought matching earrings, and there's more to the pieces of jewelry than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,263 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alternation by ILuvBoysInDresses reviews
AU. Yukon Territory has always been a land full of snow, trees, and... magic? Or, so Francis Bonnefoy, hunter, trapper, trader, and French masterpiece, will find out. But, there is one thing you have to remember: magic isn't always perfect. Franada & USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - France, Canada
Sweat by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Kurt was having a bad day until he found badboy!Blaine in the boy's locker room, furiously swinging at the school's punching bag. Sweat shouldn't be so attractive. They talk and get to know each other really, really well.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,843 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sexcapades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
America brings home a surprise for England, which starts a pattern of sexy events. Collection of loosely connected oneshots for England and America Unabashed PWP collection, variety of kinks, don't like don't read. Yaoi, many lemons, UKUS RP with PD and I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
What I Really Want by thislittlespark reviews
When Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton Academy, he finds himself targeted by the resident spoilt rich kid, Blaine Anderson. Blaine will do anything to get into Kurt's pants. And Kurt is definitely, not interested.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Good as Gold by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. "Draco hates leprechauns. The feeling is mutual." Written for HP GETLUCKY on Livejournal and to fulfil my craving for nonsensical funsies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Convention by Haru-shira-kun reviews
Alfred, an otaku, wins a bet and drags his best friend - a reluctant Arthur - to a 3-day convention. They encounter, of course, anime, cosplay, Pocky and fangirls! Little do they know that it will change their relationship status of 'just friends'...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,914 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Riding Out by Fr333bird reviews
'Gwaine loves sex - he loves sex with a variety of people in a variety of ways...' But Gwaine isn't usually attracted to men who are bigger than he is. Percival, however, is the exception to the rule. PWP, Explicit adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Gwaine, Percival - Complete
Talk To Me by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A little series of shameless Klaine smut, in which Kurt plucks up the courage to tell Blaine what he wants in bed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just Say The Word by beckybrit reviews
When Draco Malfoy enters the same pub as Harry and his friends, things take an interesting turn. "If you don't go over there right this minute," Hermione paused, and smirked at Harry. "Then I will."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who You Gonna Call? by an-alternate-world reviews
Darren needs to learn to move his hips for 'It's Not Unusual'. And there's really only one other person in the Glee cast that knows how to move their hips THAT well.. RPF.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,538 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
One Too Many Part Three by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Yet another alcohol fueled party in Rachel's basement in which Kurt is a slutty drunk, this time set just after Hold On To Sixteen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,316 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
For Want of a Towel by SkewedReality reviews
Rory's glad when he finds that he's alone in the locker room. Once he's in the shower he realizes he forgot his towel, and Puck and Sam just walked in. Absolute and total smut. Pseudo-fluff. Slash. RoryxSamxPuck Rated M for a reason. Seriously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Rory F., Sam E. - Complete
That's a Wrap by allyouneedis reviews
Blaine's older brother, Darren, directs Blaine how to please Kurt, and maybe shows him a thing or two. Kinda awkward, first-time-ish, voyeurism, oral, slashy, smutty fun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Snowstorms and Interventions by Fr333bird reviews
Draco has a thing for Harry, but is so sure that his feeling aren't reciprocated that he wastes his chance. Pansy takes matters into her own hands to ensure a happy ending. Hogwarts fic, 8th year. Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Night in the Stocks by ForbalaTheGreen reviews
Merlin is put in the stocks yet again, but he doesn't mind. Come nightfall, he'll get more than enough compensation for the rotting fruit they throw at him in the daylight. Merlin/Gwaine, Merlin/OC, Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Paparazzi by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
It's not an obsession. Pompous Pep.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Vlad M., Danny F.
Out of Nowhere by wintervixen86 reviews
"Okay, you're starting to confuse me a little. Do you like me?" "No! I mean, of course I do, we're brothers... but not like that, I..." Finn trailed off and squeezed his eyes closed. "I walked in on you in the shower." Kurt's eyes widened. "When?"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,887 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Animal Inside by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that there's got to be a reason that Draco can't get the hang of this Patronus lark. Companion piece to Mental, as requested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seasons Meetings by Tricia-chan reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and the residents of the Teahouse celebrate the holidays in their own ways. Or as much as they can, for those stuck on the job.
Teahouse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
The Art of Stalking Scorpius Malfoy by Sara Holmes reviews
AS/S. The one where Ron gets it wrong about another Malfoy and ends up in an altercation with a doorframe. Written for the AS/S fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Make it Good by Fr333bird reviews
Harry and Draco are Auror partners who have to go undercover as rent-boys at a brothel. Contains pining, first times, love, drama and Draco in skinny jeans - and explicit adult content of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Santa Baby by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets roped into bringing his kid sister to see Santa Clause and is shocked to find Edward Cullen playing the role of the jolly elf. After making an inappropriate request, embarrassment, stripping, and more embarrassment ensues. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside Or I Am Bad With Titles by theonewhoneversleeps reviews
Merlin can't stand the winter, and Arthur can't stand to see him cold. Oneshot
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
That's Why They Invented Masturbation by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Set just before The First Time. Blaine's feelings lonely, and... well, what the title says.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paperwork NSFW by 9haharharley1 reviews
Shameless Vlad x Danny with an overused 'plot'. Danny comes home with a nice distraction for Vlad. Rated for lemon! Don't like, don't read!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Make You Feel My Love by musicxisxmyxlife753 reviews
Written for a prompt on the Glee-Kink-Meme. It's Kurt and Blaine's first time, and while waiting for Kurt to finish getting ready for a date, Blaine stumbles on a large toy named after him. Sexy times follow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Love Matters by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur needs help overcoming issues with physical intimacy in order to clinch a business deal with demonstrative Italians. Merlin, his assistant, suggests that he attends a 'cuddle workshop' to get him over his fears. Adult content eventually.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pack Bonding by Fr333bird reviews
Written for Twikinkfest. Seth is new to the pack and has to take part in a rite of passage. Contains explicit sex acts with more than one partner, a little dub-con at first. Unashamedly kinky but also kind of sweet. Seth/Wolfpack. AU, wolfslash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Seth, Sam - Complete
The Neighbour by GeniaTheParadox reviews
AU. Blaine and Kurt are best friends in New York, and have both got a crush on Blaine's sexy neighbour, Mike Chang.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The First Time by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt and Blaine's first time. Once they'd finished all the beautiful, soft focus, fully clothed staring at each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All the Small Things by Unshadowed Heart reviews
Sweat and musk filled the room, three bodies moving together in tandem on the bed, sloppy mouths coming together against skin and fabric, tugging with teeth and clumsy fingers. Threesome, daddy kink, UKUSCan, DP, PWP Lemon yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America, Canada] - Complete
Muscle Relaxant by Fourth Time's the Charm reviews
boy!Faberry smut - "I can blow you if you want me to."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Take a Seat by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Total crack!fic, in which Finn wishes Blaine would just TAKE A SEAT.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
A New Routine by silverdragon77 reviews
Blaine and Kurt talk every night while Kurt does his skin care routine, only one night, Blaine forgets to call when he's a little "distracted".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All This Time by silverdragon77 reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been roommates for nearly a year and a half. They've been fooling around with each other for almost as long and it's always been enough for them, or has it?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Research is Important by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur wants to know out how to please Merlin, the knights are always willing to carry out the Prince's orders. Multiple pairings, Merlin/various knights but Merlin/Arthur overall. Explicit Adult Content, blatant porn with a hint of plot.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Grasp by Val-Creative reviews
That was what the shower was for. /Onesided DamianxDick. Smut-ish. Futureverse. Post-reboot.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
5 Times Kurt Found It Hard To Live With Finn by starsandgutters reviews
...And One Time He Didn't. Sometimes, trying hard to tamp down your feelings leads to the exact opposite outcome... but who says it's a bad thing? Takes place during/after season 2.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Lustbug by RandomYaoi reviews
Tamaki has a crush on Kyouya, but does the shadow king feel the same? This is Yaoi. If you don't like to read about guys engaging in sexual behaviour together, please refrain from reading! Otherwise, enjoy and review
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Caught in the Rain by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt and Blaine get caught in the rain. And being wet seems to really suit Blaine. Smut ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Wonderful Job of Mine by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Puck decides to make his crappy job at Sheets'n'Things more enjoyable when Kurt walks in. Set back in the Days of Yore Season One .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Itchy and Scratchy by Fr333bird reviews
One of Fred and George's pranks results in Draco discovering a kink he didn't knew he had. Established relationship ficlet. Fluffy and smutty. Warnings for adult content, extreme silliness and abuse of knitted items.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boys' Night by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Blaine/Dave/Puck/Finn orgy with loads of kinkiness, rough sex, bondage, spanking and filth that is impossible to summarize because it's just smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Hot Babysitter by Ellarose C reviews
He stares at his babysitter, the neighbour boy who charmed his demon brother before their parents died years ago and helps Arthur keep track of him while he's at work or school or both, and wonders if this is what his life has come to. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Horizons by TheIncredibleNutmeg reviews
Life was predictable-that is, until Arthur's freshman year of college and the unruly Alfred F. Jones became his roommate. Sparks fly. Chaos ensues. And Arthur finds himself changing. Suddenly, life isn't so predicable anymore. US/UK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - America, England/Britain
Chicken by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Prompted by theammc: Finn and Kurt play gay chicken. Kurt loses. Or does he actually win? Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Things One Does For a Solo by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A smut-tacular Warbler crack!fic foursome. We all know that Blaine got all the solos, but here the filthy reason why the Warbler Council loved him so much.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Dave Karofsky's New Boyfriend by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Klaine go to The Lima Bean and bump into Dave... and his new and strangely familiar boyfriend.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Unintentional Sexiness of Kurt Hummel by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Poor Blainers is driven insane by the gallons of sexy that Kurt doesn't realise he has. Sex ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Back in the Closet by kitsunekaino-mmerryddeath reviews
Sequel to Detention in the Dungeons, available on our author page. Draco kidnaps Ron to a Broom Cupboard, and happenings ensue. Rated M due to boy-on-boy sex and non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,659 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Let Me by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur is obsessed with his fingernails and it's Merlin's job to keep them perfectly neat. Merlin doesn't know why he's so fussy about them, but then one day it all becomes clear. Canon era, oneshot, PWP, explicit adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Straight and Strapped by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur and Merlin meet in the waiting room at 'Straight and Strapped' and Merlin recognises Arthur from Uni. It's all a bit awkward, and Arthur enjoys it a bit too much. Lots of adult content, slightly dub-con and a bit kinky in places. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,610 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
It's hard to be you, it's harder to be me by Midnight Custard reviews
"Oh Hikaru…" He managed to spit out. Couldn't Kaoru back off a bit? This was getting really uncomfortable… Hikaru felt vulnerable, not to mention humiliated. This was much harder than he'd thought… Not that he'd ever mention that to Kaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Roommate Wanted by Fr333bird reviews
Edward and Riley are roommates, but neither are very honest about their feelings... until Edward finally is. My entry for the SLASH BACKSLASH 3.0 CONTEST. Contains very explicit adult content. Slash, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Something a Little Different by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Essentially plotless Klaine smut. Blaine wants to try something a little different tonight.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sharing Is Caring by MasterYodaOfYaoi reviews
Abel and Praxis have been seeing each other behind Cain's back. But what happens when they take their "fun" to the Reliant's quarters?
Starfighter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Abel, Praxis - Complete
To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before by kimpy reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the Kirk to Edward Cullen's Spock—they're best friends and hardcore Trekkers. Will some smuggled Romulan Ale give Edward the liquid courage he needs to let Jasper know exactly how he feels? *Winner of the Hardcore Nerdward Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Speed Demons and Ferris Wheels by CherBella reviews
Who would have thought that roller coasters and Coney dogs and one of the most embarrassing days of my life could lead to me landing one of the most popular guys in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Finn is Bi and Life is Good by amelias-nature reviews
Finn thinks he might be bi, but he doesn't want to jump in head first. He asks Kurt to help him out, only Kurt is in a relationship with Dave. But Kurt and Dave don't seem to mind that too much, apparently, neither does Finn. Written for the prompt meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Snapshots by Seylin reviews
A relationship is like film, it has to be developed very carefully or it will be ruined. Slash. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Lithotripsy & Ballcocks:How Jasper Won the Lottery by ICMezzo reviews
Jasper calls on Dr. Edward Cullen, Drain Surgeon, to help him with his leaking hose. Will Edward also fix his broken toilet? An entry for the Slash/Backslash 3.0 contest. Jasper/Edward. Rated M. AH. Comedy/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Lip Fixation by Fr333bird reviews
Tequila, truth or dare, cross-dressing and lipstick lead to porn. My obsession with Merlin's lips continues : Mostly PWP, fluff and smut. Contains adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Fr333bird reviews
Albus is stressing out about turning sixteen and the fact that he has never snogged anyone. Scorpius is happy to share his superior knowledge. Fluffy oneshot with mild adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
One Two Many Part Two by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Rachel throws yet another drunken Glee Club party in her basement. But will Kurt get wasted and make out with everyone again? Short answer: YES. Long answer: Read on.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Halftime Show by Crazy4Klaine reviews
After transferring to McKinley, Blaine puts the students' homophobia to the test by joining the football team. During his first game, Kurt and the Cheerios perform for the half-time show. Stuff goes down in the locker room. M for a reason. First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Something in the Way He Moves by klemonademouth reviews
There's a loud clang and an even louder curse, and Kurt wheels out from under the car. He glares at Blaine, standing up and wiping his hands off. "What are you doing here?" he asks. "Hi," Blaine repeats, dumbly, because it seems to be all he can say.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Damn Those English Roses by ILuvBoysInDresses reviews
In the world, one word can have several meanings, but in the England, one key can open many doors... Arthur finds this out the hard way, with a little help from an idiot. Rated M for the some "awkward" moments and the powers of the human mind
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - England/Britain, America
You Love The Blazer by subitodolcediva reviews
Kurt really does love the blazer. Three times he didn't show it and one time he really, really did. Vague summary is vague for a reason. More inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Worn This Way by BreeZombiee reviews
Knowing that there must be more closeted guys at McKinley, Kurt wears various Born This Way style shirts of what he sexually wants in order to coax the guys out of the closet. Fill for Glee Kink Meme Kurt/Everyone NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good by lady gelfling reviews
What happens when two sexually frustrated wizards manage to find the Room of Requirement? Presented with plenty of alone time, and the opportunity to experiment, Kurt and Blaine decide to get naughty. Chapter 2: Welcome back to Hogwarts.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Being Impossibly Impossible by ricetard reviews
Both Scorpius and Albus are hiding the fact that they're gay from each other. They're also drama queens enough to make a big deal about it when they find out. AS/S, slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Operation: Seduce the Gay Kid by Jalpha reviews
Brittana are on a mission: to get some from Kurt. Blaine thinks it's hilarious, and Kurt can't take any more torture. Smutty one-shot. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Insecurities by screwthatkids reviews
Blaine refuses to go swimming with the Glee gang and Kurt finally discovers why.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Week Daze by SaccharineStoryteller reviews
Things in Blaine and Kurt's sex life have been going a little too slow for Kurt's liking, so he convinces Blaine to loosen up and teach him some new things. One lesson a day for the duration of one week. Rated M for smut. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Of Mice and Magic by Dark Satanic Mills reviews
"So you have a brilliant plan to get Albie into bed, except he's probably straight, and even if you get him there you won't know what to do with him?" When a sexy/desperate Slytherin comes to a painting asking for help, what's a girl to do? AS/S slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Very Merry Yuletide Mess by slashtasticsam reviews
Ron and Harry receive a mysterious gift. Ron's horny, Harry's scared, and Charlie doesn't want to think about his baby brother that way. Ever. Slash, Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Sounds of Silence by Coiffed-and-Curly reviews
"I'm not talking to you," Kurt can just be so stubborn sometimes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Taking Things Slow by Copper Oxide reviews
Blaine has plans to end the best night of Kurt's life so far in the best way possible.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Because My Sexts Are Too Hot To Erase by subitodolcediva reviews
The boys decide to be a little naughty during Warbler practice. Oh yes, I went there. R&R is also appreciated!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Million Invisible Lines by The Cimmerians reviews
Everything works out eventually.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Freaking Amazing by DualWielding reviews
Kurt's fantasies are getting out of control. He doesn't know how long he'll be able to suppress his feelings before he does something drastic. Abundant smutty goodness with a bit of a plot. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just Our Little Secret by mediwitch3 reviews
What if Quinn hadn't found Sam after the slushie in "Duets"? AUish. Slash. Sinn Sam/Finn Hevanson Hevans Evanson. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Finn H., Sam E. - Complete
It's a Twin Thing by PaigeySama reviews
The Ouran cast visit Hogwarts! I wonder what will happen. Pairings so far: Kaoru/Fred, Hikaru/George Tamaki/Wall Dedicated to: Crackerfang
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Fred W., Kaoru H.
One Too Many by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Rachel has another party in her basement before Nationals, and everyone wonders what kind of drunk Kurt is. Answer: kind of slutty. And hilarious. Rated M for a good reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Llama Turf by Nightfire k'Vala reviews
glee!fluff prompt. The first time the Hummel-Hudsons tried to combine households the results were devastating. Three days into their second chance, Finn discovers something about Kurt he would have never guessed. Epic!Furt bonding. Now with bonus ND!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Exhibit A by FifiDoll reviews
Kurt and Blaine are asked by the rest of New Directions to show them just exactly what two guys do together. Plenty of voyeurism in this fic, ladies and gentlemen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In The Batcave by LordTikiToken reviews
Dick gets caught doing something he shouldn't, Damian decides to help him take his mind off things in his own way.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Mind Games and Biological Warfare by Fr333bird reviews
Written for the Pimp my Bunnies Contest. Jasper uses his gift to get revenge on Edward by torturing him in public, sexually of course... Contains explicit adult content and slash. AU, Vampslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Five Times Kurt and Blaine Almost Got Caught by fleurdelisee reviews
Hiding their relationship to everyone was possibly the worst idea Kurt and Blaine ever had.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Drunken Words Speak Sober Thoughts by when the night grows old reviews
AU: at the Warbler's annual charity overnighter things get awfully steamy, awfully quick. klaine smut, full steam ahead! one-shot. possibility for sequel?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ooh La La by Aeria reviews
The girls at McKinley discuss a particular sex act and Kurt can't help but interrupt. Smut and silliness follow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
How Many Licks? by Robin-Red BlackWaters reviews
A germaphobe Edward... an exihibitionist Jasper... a hilarious glory hole lemon... and Emmett... poor poor Emmett. He's just completely oblivious. Poor thing. A collab with RockinThatAfroPic. Slash. Rated M for Smut. AH. REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Don't People Knock? Part Three by herecomesthesun7 reviews
Part Three to Don't People Knock? Where Sue Sylvester sees Kurt and Blaine in Kurt's car, and all of New Directions hear Kurt and Blaine over the phone. Warning, very smutty.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Brief Shining Moment by Ellarose C reviews
It's in the back room of a hardware store in Chelsea that Alfred finds the glimpse of humanity he's been longing for since forever. UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Brain Freeze by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Jake gives Edward a very special gift, and gets something unexpected in return. Flash fiction. Jakeward. AU. Slash. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Common Ground by ArcadianMaggie reviews
The Malfoys have always hated the Potters, and the Potters have always hated the Malfoys. At least that's what Scorpius Malfoy always thought until he caught his father kissing Mr. Potter. A next gen birthday fic for rmhale. Slash. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Dirt by AquilusNyx reviews
Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by silverdragon77 reviews
When a game of I've Never turns raunchy at the Warblers' annual "bonding night" sleepover, Kurt ends up sharing more information than he expected. A Glee Kink Meme fill. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The things I hate about you by Anniegirl27 reviews
Edward can t stand Jacob, he even has a list over all the things he hates about him. But what is Bella implying and why is Edwards's body acting so strange whenever Jake is around? Humor denial, feel good slash and some hot locker room action too..AHAU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Pretty Pet by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Vlad now has Desiree under his control, and one of his first wishes is for Danny to want him. Okay, not the best way to phrase himself, but did the genie have to add the cat tail and ears? Rate M for wantoness cat boys and eventual smut.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,235 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Storm Outside, Fire's Bright by truetest reviews
This has been a long time in coming, and the power outage, Sam thinks, has just got to be a sign. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Closer by Sex-McFingerlick reviews
Kurt requests something special from his boyfriend after coming across an interesting collection of pornos in Puck's room. Rated M for language and smutty goodness.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Love Isn't Silly At All by CharliesHoodie reviews
Even after dating for a year, it's rather difficult for Blaine to talk Kurt into putting out during final's week
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Little Britain by GlassCase reviews
England is forced to bring an aide along with him to the World Summit in New York City. Unfortunately, this aide is worse than any obsessive, raving, jealous fan he'd ever come across before, meet Sebastian Love. USUK
Crossover - Little Britain & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
And It Felt So Good by IlluminatedShadow reviews
In which Alfred is sappy and sort of a virgin and propositions Matthew after decades of lusting for the Canadian. It ends well. Mostly. USCAN.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Rainbows in My Wine by Ellarose C reviews
US/UK. Just a little writing exercise where I tried to write the second time - aka, what happens after the dramatic love confession and emotional first time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Closested by Camunki reviews
Whilst Blaine and Kurt are going at it in the back room, Finn, Puck and Karofsky are in the closet. No, literally, hiding in the closet, trying to act as if this is totally not as awkward as everyone knows it is. Klaine, a dash of Duck, Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Sweeter Goodnight by afullmargin reviews
Explicit SLASH CONTENT With Howard's effort in their friendship and relationship declining, Raj finds comfort in another lonely soul.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Rajesh K., Stuart - Complete
Underground Bakery by Without permission reviews
Hermione helps Neville and Draco with a revolutionary muggle/wizard bakery and asks Ron and Harry to be the bakers since they've been taking baking lessons from Mrs. Weasley. All hell breaks loose. HP/RW NL/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Eggnog Effect by bananapancakes7 reviews
Jasper's convinced that he's a little known blip on the object of his affection's radar, but an office Christmas party and a cup of a seasonal horrific favorite might just change everything. Js/E. Slash. Gift fic for ThatPanicGirlE for YuleTwi'd Gay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Affinities by The Cimmerians reviews
Three things Chris and Cory have in common, and one thing they don't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Naturally by amberpire reviews
One can't exist without the other. Or something sappy and poetic like that. ;Miguel/Tulio; A series of oneshots and drabbles.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Tulio, Miguel
Rule Three by Ellarose C reviews
There are only three rules in their version of Spin the Bottle, and you can't chicken out of Rule Three. kink meme deanon for the prompt '7 Minutes in Heaven'. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pavarotti by Camunki reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blanket Of Truth by John Faina reviews
"But you're not j-just o-one of my friends, Neal." Neal responded by threading his fingers through Todd's quivering hair. "Oh..." he said softly. He paused. "You really look up to me, don't you?"
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Todd A., Neil P. - Complete
Peeping Finn by boysexallatime reviews
Finn witnesses something he was never meant to see.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
500 Days of Charlie by Blackbirdox reviews
Charlie refuses to believe that love exists. Knox falls for him anyway.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Charlie D., Knox O. - Complete
The Scientific Method by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
"Maybe the reason you don't find women sexually stimulating is because you prefer men." "Leonard, is that supposed to be some kind of joke that I'm not picking up on?" Sheldon tests his sexuality, with surprising results. S/L SLASH, PWP.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Clutching Rhythm, His by Ellarose C reviews
'He quickly scrambles up and steps back, gold appearing and tumbling down in a rush and he makes room and backs up and he's in the mist, damp and heavy and clinging, latching on to him like life.' From astronobish's "Alfred the Racist Dragon" AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Five Times by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Five times Kurt Hummel ALMOST said "I Love You" to Finn Hudson and one time he did .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Scrabble Shift by Ellarose C reviews
'Naturally, it was awkward. This was an experiment, he said, and I was simply a willing test subject.' AU of my modern AU in 'The Baffled King and the Idiot Hero'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Photo Project by ConstantComment reviews
COMPLETE! "You make me look good," Kurt joked, handing Finn the heavy camera. "Shut up, Kurt," he replied. "You look great all the time." Written for an LJ prompt. Finn is in AP Photo and persuades Kurt to model for his project. Romance ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Kurt Hummel and The Order of The Penis by ConstantComment reviews
Kurt trick-or-treats with New Directions as none other than Harry Potter, and Finn is confusingly talkative about Kurt's wild hair, round glasses, and penciled lightning bolt. This leads to strange revelations and lots of sex. Not a crack!fic, seriously.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Dear Mr Supercomputer by RussianWolf7 reviews
Inspired by a prompt about what happens when Finn's computer dies, and he desperately needs to use Kurt's to print something, even though it's off limits. What sorts of secrets is Kurt hiding in the depths of his computer...?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Something In Your Mouth by JuliaJamboree reviews
Todd is sick of Neil's constant smoking torture, so he decides to retaliate. Neil/Todd slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Neil P., Todd A. - Complete
In General by walked-into-the-sky reviews
The ramblings of a sexually confused teenage boy. Also, cosmopolitans. FinnKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Save a Horse, Ride a Gentleman by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Claddagh Twist by Ellarose C reviews
It was probably the most feminine thing he owned. That list included his embroidery hoop, stuffed unicorn, show tune collection, and extended edition of the A&E special on Pride and Prejudice. That didn't mean that he didn't adore his Claddagh ring.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - England/Britain, America
Pengland by HoneyTwilight reviews
America randomly shows up at England's one day. And what does he find? Implied USUK, Rated M for language...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Payback by PsychoticDemonic reviews
Arthur had gotten the customary birthday presents this year same as he always did. Spain got him tomatoes, the Italies got him pasta. Also, as per usual, Alfred hadn't sent a present. That is, until the door bell rings at 8 AM the next morning. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tony's mission by Shantari reviews
Tony is summoned by his Supreme Matriarch who has taken an interest in *cough* certain human behaviour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Whiplash by Ellarose C reviews
“Just remember, I own a Rottweiler, a variety of machine guns, and the blueprints to your house. I would be extremely careful in anything you tried to pull off.” PruCan two-shot with protective America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Rebecca Keys reviews
While running to escape from a bully, Kurt hides in a sports shed behind the bleachers-- but is surprised to find it already occupied. Kurt/Finn, Slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Never Forget by cmeredit reviews
One-shot. Miguel climbs the temple staircase to tell Tulio that their boat is ready to sail back to Spain. However, he finds his con partner getting intimate with Chel. A previous moment blossoms another. SLASH Tulio x Miguel, rated MATURE. R&R!
Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Haven't you always? by idioticonion reviews
Barney wants to wear Jenkins like a sock, apparently. Ted's momentary confusion leads somewhere unexpected for both of them. Explicit M/M slash, based on Season 5, Jenkins.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Learning How To Live by Alix Zin reviews
When Barney is diagnosed with cancer his barriers begin to crumble and the truth about his past slowly becomes revealed. Mild Doogie Howser crossover and co-written with Idioticonion and Jerseystrife. Winner of best crossover at the HIMYM 2008 awards.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,861 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
The Wonders of Physical Education by phoenixdown7 reviews
UKxUS, FRANCE/CANADA, GREECE/JAPAN Arthur hates his life...and P.E. with that overgrown prat of a jock, Alfred, doesn't make it any easier...in other words: Arthur struggles with an inappropriate attraction to someone in a unitard
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dance Lessons, And Then Some by DopeyTheChosen1 reviews
So things get a little carried away. What of it? RenxWillard one-shot.
Footloose - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Ren M., Willard H. - Complete
Detention in the Dungeons by kitsunekaino-mmerryddeath reviews
Draco Malfoy gives Ron Weasley a detention. Rated for smut, language and non-con and slight underage. This is boy-on boy, if you don't like that, please don't read. Originally written as a roleplay, then smoothed over a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Sorrow by PaigeySama reviews
Tamaki is confused about Haruhi. Does he like her more than he thinks? The twins think that he's being stupid for being all angst so decide to make things steamy :3 Hika/Kao/Tono LEMON YAOI PWP SLASH! Dedicated to: EdoLover
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Kaoru H., Tamaki S. - Complete
Intentions by pleiades007 reviews
Al and Scorp are headed to the Quidditch World Cup. Mr. Potter would like to have a full understanding of Scorpius's intentions toward Al. Rated for one naughty word. Albus P/Scorpius M JKR has all the rights. Written for the ass carnival challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Benefits and Squiggles by pleiades007 reviews
Scorpius asks questions and Albus tries to clarify what kind of shape he is. Rated for language and implied sexual situations. Albus Potter/Scorpius slash. I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Arthur's AU by Fanfic-Frankie reviews
Merlin/Arthur Slash Rating for language more than smut. In which the author tries hard to write a smutty as if! cracky AU fic for the first time. 'Arthur had started reading bad gay fanfiction when he was a teenager.'
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
It is Merely the Beginning by magique reviews
Arthur tries to fix the whole manservant business, Merlin kind of figures there isn’t any point. Set around 1x01 & 1x02. Implied Arthur/Merlin, past brief Merlin/Will.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
I Love You, I Love You Not by drakie cakie reviews
Merlin! Not another Potter-Malfoy debacle! Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy battle each other in everything, including bed partners. Is their passion something more than can be seen on the surface? AS/S, Albus Severus/Scorpius, yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Smudge of Flour by Diamond-Raven reviews
Arthur starts noticing Merlin has smudges of flour on his cheek in the mornings. While trying to come up with plausible explanations, Arthur discovers he really doesn’t like some of those explanations. Merlin/Arthur pre-slash, mild imagined het
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Mistletoe by Gryvon reviews
Arthur/Merlin. Gwen hangs mistletoe in Arthur's room to inspire the boys. PWP.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Blue and Yellow by fazewave reviews
Katie is sick of Freddy's one-night stands thinks he could do a whole lot better, particularly with one of their band mates, so she sets out to do a little matchmaking. How will the results affect the band? SLASH! & RE-WRITTEN
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007
See by fadagaski reviews
Arthur was gone less than five minutes, and in that time Merlin had gone from post-coital to brooding. Arthur nearly despaired of him. Setting: rageprufrock's Drastically Redefining Protocol 'verse, chapter 6.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Give Me Things That Don't Get Lost by Wolf Maid reviews
One-shot. Mal/Simon. Simon wants to tell everyone they’re together, but Mal’s a bit reluctant…
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Mal, Simon - Complete
The Policeman Officer's Seduction by kyuuketsukirui reviews
You ask someone back to yours after a night at the pub, that's pretty cliched, isn't it? And what could be more romantic than Point Break? But Nicholas just doesn't seem to get it.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Worse Ways to Go by Wolf Maid reviews
OneShot. Shameless MalSimon. The crew is relaxing, and during a game, Mal is teased into action, surprising Simon and himself. Yes, there are smoochies... :P
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The ADD Fic by Nuwanda reviews
Freddy tries to go a whole day without his Ritalin and he and Zack end up stranded. What happens on their struggle to get home is an adventure neither had planned on but which neither will ever forget! Written by Nuwanda and PhoenixFireBlack. Slash.
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/20/2004
Gloss and Glamour by goodomen reviews
Ron meets up with Draco wearing eyeliner and lipgloss in a club and is mortified. In which there are glossy kisses and embarassed boys. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Learning From The Master by yue kato reviews
Draco. Ron. Ensuing smut. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
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Suit Up! reviews
Set a bit in the future. Nora dumps Barney and Ted is left to pick up the pieces. Sorry about title, can't think well today. Warning: slash and smut and a lot of fluff going on here. : Just the way I like it.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ted M., Barney S.
What the Hell, Harry? reviews
Just a cute Drarry fic set in the sixth year. This is after the bathroom scene with Draco. M for a reason. Pure smut, practically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cooking Lessons reviews
Arthur is forced into taking cooking lessons by his roommate Kiku. Guess who's teaching them? Honhonhon Mild FrUK, AU, nothing THAT smexy, but I had fun with this. Oh, and if you hate the f-word, go away.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - England/Britain, France
Matthew's Smut reviews
A file left open on Matthew's computer makes Alfred a little... hot under the collar. AU, incest for the wincest. This is me dipping my toe back into smut writing. Be nice. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2011 - America, Canada