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Joined 10-13-11, id: 3338137, Profile Updated: 04-03-14
Author has written 10 stories for Maximum Ride, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Twilight.

Name: DelusionalFun, but you may call me Raven or Ray, most of my friends do.

Age: I am in high school, but besides that I'm not telling

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pansexual, I refuse to choose my partners based on gender. To me love is all about love, not sexuality, and I refuse to allow discrimination to alter this.

Religious views: Atheistic/Agnostic (I'm on the fence. I have trouble believing there are deities out there that control over my life, but similarly, the idea that there is nothing after death is...confounding and almost horrifying)

I recently created a "Titans Won" AU roleplay for anyone who wants to join! The link is https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Future-is-Dim-A-Percy-Jackson-Roleplay/151374/#

TOP 10 FAVORITE BOOKS:

Harry Potter (A fantastic world full of beings that can control magic. Amazing--plus, Harry/Blaise? Fucking hot.)

Maximum Ride (Good books until Fang/Angel. Crap ending, plus not enough Fang/Max)

House of Night (Vampyres are awesome and this is a great spin on the mythos. I play for Team Stark, but Heath is adorable. And goddess, do I love Rephaim.)

Vampire Academy (A school full of vampires and dhampirs with elemental control, need I say more? Plus Christian is amazing)

Vladimir Todd (More vampires and beautiful characters. I love Snow, she is an outstanding female character)

Iron Fey (Who doesn't love faery? I ship Meghan/Ash)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Greek mythology, plus the first book for kids with a non-heterosexual main character. Nicercy is officially somewhat canon!)

The Kane Chronicles (Same but with Egyptian mythology and actually finished. Not to mention, well-written)

Artemis Fowl (Fairies that can kick some ass! Not to mention the brilliance that is Artemis and voracity within Holly)

Mortal Instruments (Sexy vampires, Nephilim, and Jace. Need I say more?)

Some shoutouts:mimzy and mj star (AKA Star-No she doesn't actually think she's a godess but yes she is insane!) ROSExKOGA (AKA Rose- One of the coolest girl I've ever met!) nate4298 (Nate- Like my brother-NOTHING ELSE DON'T ASK!!! Not AS big of a jackass as I make him seem!) GuardianAthens (Or Athens- LOVE HER!!!! SHE'S AWESOME-totally my half-sister)

Now I know a lot of people don't like OCs but I love good ones and most of my stories shall have them. Check them out, cause hey, who knows? You might end up liking them!

Stereotypes That I Hate That I Take Personal Offense To

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (But I'm a girl . . .)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Um . . . no comment.)

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (look above.)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Most of the time I'm quiet and polite. Piss me off and you'll see otherwise.)

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (Talk to my friends and you'll realize I am anything but boring.)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (I'm not gonna say anything because mesports=BAM! Our team's doomed.)

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. (Ha! Oh, you make me laugh . . .)

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. (I'm the exact oppisite. I think if i went on a diet I'd be considered anorexic.)

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (Bah!)

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (De best Holi day on Pluto. And Earth for you earthlings.)

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (My friends annoy me to no end sometimes, but that's what makes them great.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (I'm on here, aren't I?)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. (My aunt was a hippy and she wasn't a vegetarian. Love ya, Aunt T.)

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals. (Rabid Bears are fuzzy. I don't like rabid bears.)

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself. (Never touched a cigarrette in my life. The lighter, on the other hand . . . It's my calling.)

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd who makes straight As.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Deathtobieber, gracefuldarkangel

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you
boy: well just so you know...
i like your face.
love your eyes.
and when you laugh i get butterflies.
girl: still angry.
boy: still in love

"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca--"
he walks by
"Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous..."

I didnt fall for him...
my best friend pushed me

When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!

Him: What time should i ask to be home?
Her: Never.
Him: Deal. . . think mom'll go for it?
Her: If not, i'll kidnap you.
Him: Its not kidnapping if i go willingly
Her:...pretend to fight me then!

Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (Hmmmmm . . . who tried that?)

Girl: your amazing
Boy: why's that?
Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane
Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy

Boy: who do you like
girl: some guy that doesnt like me
boy: well then he is missing out
girl: who do you like?
Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

Guys are horrible creatures
They break our hearts
And never bother to mend it
But yet we love them so

Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage.

I love him,
oh yes
i
do..
He's for
me
and not for
you
so if by chance
you
take
my place...
i'll take
my
fist and smash
your
face

Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.

I was sad when i found out that you were taken...
but then i saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY!!

They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo?

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.

We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.

Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" ( that would be hilarious if someone did that! )

He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!!

I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes.)

"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!

he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very small..(ackward silence)

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone.

.heres to the guys that have us.the losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

GUY: you look familiar
GIRL:really?
GUY:yeah but idk where i saw you
GIRL:oh you probably just looked up beautiful in the dictionary

If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing?

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.

When life gives you lemons trade them for guys.

Friends aren't suppose to be jealous
when you meet a new guy;
they're suppose to ask if they have a
brother!

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

I've been diagnosed with Obsessive Curtis Disorder put this on your profile if you've caught it to!

("•.("•. * .•").•") •..STAY GOLD ..•» (.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.

*(·.·).I.(·.·)* * *(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)* *·..·*The Outsiders*·.* * *·.(· Forever·)..·* * *·..·* *

I also came up with that one. xD Aren't I creative? Rotfl.

(.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.) SCREW A VAMPIRE IN A VOLVO I WANT A GREASER IN 501 LEVIS N CONVERSE (.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.)

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the niight because i asked for you for christmas

Friend- I feel like I'm the third wheel
Guy- You're not the third wheel...The fourth one just fell off

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

“I walk away from love, before it walks away from me!”

They call it puppy love? why not kitty love?

Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

He Said: How 'bout you whisper those three words I know you're dying to say. She Said: Go to hell.

He said: Bros before hoes, dude! She said: Then why on earth are you here?

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMALTEENAGER (In 15 easy steps): 1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult. 2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you! 3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. Uggs are a must, for any time of the year, including midsummer. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly recommended. Jerseys and shorts are the number one choice for extremely cold weather. 4. Now that you're dressed like the little snowflake you are, it's time to talk about relationships with your parents! The next time they ask you to perform a non time-consuming chore or a small favor, be sure to throw a complete tantrum in the kitchen. Tell them how much you hate them and how they don't accept your individuality, as they can see by your intuition in fashion. Be sure to include that they don't love you and that they wish you were never born. Follow this by running to your room and slamming your door off its hinges. If they attempt to speak to you at any time after this, lay face down on your bed and scream at them through your pillow. Scream about how no one loves you and let your excessive eye makeup run down your face, too. 5. To ensure that you're everyone's favorite person in the morning, don't ever sleep. It's recommended that you should stay up all night on Facebook chat, having the exact same conversation with nine different people. It should be going something like this: YOU: hey "FRIEND": hi YOU: wassup "FRIEND": nm, u YOU: nm "FRIEND": im bored YOU: same "FRIEND": wat r u doin YOU: nothing u "FRIEND": nothing YOU: lol "FRIEND": lol …And should continue this way until the wee hours in the morning. During this time, no homework should be done, and only caffeine and sugar filled foods should be consumed. 6. If someone offers you an alcoholic drink, TAKE IT. CHUG IT DOWN. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK LIKE A LOSER WHO DOESN'T DRINK. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. DRINK IT. DRINK IIIIIIIIIIT. 7. Speaking of your amazing friends that are so nice to you and you to them, you must remain in contact with them at all times. They have to know everything that's happening in your life, just like you need to know theirs. Every time you start and finish a meal, update your Facebook status. Each time you borrow your mom's car to drive to someone's house to do nothing but sit on their couch for three hours, you should tweet when you left, while you drive there, when you get there, while you're there, when you leave, on your way home, and when you get home. Your phone must be in your hand, or within five inches of it at all times. You can't afford to not have it. What if you miss an important tweet? Your friend could be eating a cheeseburger and you won't know about it! YOU NEED THAT PHONE. Treat it like your child. No, treat it BETTER than your child, which you'll likely have in the next two years. *Important Note: Don't forget to do it while you drive! 8. Go beat up/ridicule a gay kid. Even a kid you think is gay and really isn't. Assume that every guy in the school play and any girl not dressing like a slut is gay. 9. You must use these words/phrases a minimum of five times per minute: - 'Like' - 'Um' or 'Uh' - 'Ohmigod' - 'Literally' - 'Legit' - 'I know, right?!' - 'Dude' - A swear of some kind - 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' - A misinterpretation of the word 'Irony' (And for those familiar with internet vernacular) - 'Derp' and/or 'Herp' - 'Fail' - 'FFFFFFUUUUUU' - 'ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF' - 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN' - Sentences that begin with 'Y U NO' - 'UR GAY' - 'FIRST!' 10. No matter how pretty, thin, and beautiful your outward appearance is, you must always dismiss yourself as "ugly", "disgusting", "hideous", etc. 11. Interpret EVERYTHING you see and hear as sexual. 12. You should ALWAYS expect sympathy from others no matter WHAT you do. Expect that your friends will cry and hug you when you tell them about that tragic weekend your mom took your phone away, ALL because you were caught driving drunk and having sex. 13. The only words you read should come from a TV, a computer screen, or your phone. Reading is for losers who don't have friends to text. 14. If you are doing poorly in any class, expect that the teacher secretly hates you. They really, really hate you. Even though you're doing awesome in that class, they give you bad grades because they are secretly trying to destroy you, and keep from you getting into the party school you want to go too, even though mommy and daddy will buy your way in there anyway. It's NEVER your fault. That teacher WANTS to see you crash and burn. Don't forget to say that to their face and to complain to all of your friends! 15. What's that? SOMEONE IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU! They are assaulting your individuality with individuality of their own! They don't listen to the music you do! They're a girl, and you can't even see their bra straps! How can she hope to be respected when she's not even a d-cup?! They're a guy and you can't even see their boxers! The smell of Axe body spray isn't activating your gag reflex! You know what you must do? ATTACK! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! How dare they act more intelligent and insightful than you, even though they are! DESTROY THEM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! What's this?! THEY'RE GAY TOO? NO! THAT GOES AGAINST THE RELIGION YOU SAY YOU FOLLOW BUT REALLY DON'T! NOOOOOOO!*explode* CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW A COMPLETELY NORMAL TEEN. Go cry now.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

I wear black because it blends well with my soul.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

The words 'Can you get up and do this simple thing for me?' never seem to register in my brain.

Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

My mullet is better than yours . . . it's been blowtorched, and it comes OFF!

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole??

I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway"

Careful or you'll end up in my novel.

They lied. Hard work hurt a lot of people.

EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely,
Spongebob

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Funny shit

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

My heart is not a playground

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge (I laughed so hard on this one because my mom wants me to be a lawyer)

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? (For me, it's a knife. Still works . . .)

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! (I bet it was Pot Mouse . . . he's always had it out for me.)

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I intend to live forever *looks at watch* so far, so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5. If you have A.D.D press 6 no 7 no 8 no 6 no 7 no 9 no 0 look shiny! If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

Dear Mathematics- I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Warning: If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

To some, silence is golden and ducktape is silver, but to me, they're one and the same.

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SareRide9, XXForrestStarXX, MelRose520, Anna Ride, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz, iggsplosives, Randommonium135

animeprincess

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If a random song has ever popped into your head for no reason at all- copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

animeprincess

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.


You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

You: Can I copy your homework?

Year 13 : NO WAY! DO IT UR SELF!

Year 14: Only the first question

Year 15: *throws book at them* take it

Year 16: WHAT HOMEWORK?!!

CORRECTION! The most common lie is not 'I'm fine' because sometimes people are fine. The most common lie is:' I have read and agreed to the terms and use of conditions'

Boy: Will you go to the dance with me?

Girl: I already got a date

-Awkward silence-

Boy: -whips out twix bar

Girl: WHAT IS THAT FOR?!

Boy: It worked in the commercials D:

"Hey I like your shirt"

"Thanks I like your..um thanks..."

Teacher: I AM GOING TO CALL YOUR MOM

Elementary: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSSEEE

Middle: Whatever -worries in head-

High School: TELL HER I SAID HI!!!!

A man clicked: FORGOT PASSWORD when trying to sign in to his email

The computer says: Password was sent directly to your email.

Man: ...

Mom buys banana suit for halloween

Age 6: BANANA!!!!!

Age 10: Really Mom?

Age 13: This is sooo embarrassing...

Age 16: IMA BANANA! IMA A BANANA! LOOK AT ME IMA BANANA!

Teacher: BILLY STOP MAKING UGLY FACES AT PEOPLE

Billy: Why??

Teacher: When I was your age, my parents told me if I kept making ugly faces, my face would stay ugly

Billy: Looks like your parents were right...

Person: Hola!

Spanish person: *speaks fast mad spanish*

Person: DUDE SLOW DOWN! DORA DIDN'T TEACH ME THAT YET!

Girl's status: *is now single*

Boy: Haha what a lose- wait that's my girl friend /:

Look at the keyboard: it says U and I together. Then below that says JK then next to that it says LOL then ends with a :P

NOW I AM SO SORRY IF U PEOPLE LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER. TERRIBLY SORRY BUT I SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK AND I JUST COULDN'T RESIST TO LAUGH

Mom turns on radio:

BABY BABY BABY OOH OH BABY BABY BABY OH

Girl: TURN THAT OFF!

Mom: she has a sweet voice :)

Girl:... That's Justin Bieber

Mom: O_o Justin is a boy name

Girl:... exactly

Teacher leaves during a test:

Elementary: -silence-

Middle: *Whispers* Can I have gum?

High School: -yells from across the room- HEY WHAT'S NUMBER 1?!

Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives?

Haha they lied

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Are you home?"

"... No I just happened to pick up my house phone at Burger King."

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile

92% of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

The next time you think your perfect, try walking on water.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

-"I understsand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

If you hate people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' was your heroand 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2% laughing.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. 2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. 3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. 4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. 5. You claim you have wings. 6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. 7. You daydream about meeting the flock. 8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. 9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. 10. You study about birds. 11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. 12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. 13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. 14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. 15. You are counting down the days for the next book. 16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. 17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. 18. You hate dog crates. 19. You think scientists are evil. 20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. 21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. 22. You've found a new respect for blind people. 23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.And kill him. 24. You say 'U and A' a lot. 25. You think you have a Voice like Max. 26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. 28. You know what 'Fax' is. 29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. 30. You claim to have brain attacks. 31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. 32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. 33. You daydream of flying. 34. You love chocolate chip cookies. 35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. 36. If you want to become a writer because of MR 37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. 38. If you love Fan-fiction. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. 40. You want a talking dog. It's sad, really...

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil!! 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. 15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium. 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! 30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,014 - Reviews: 3421 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 5,429 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Cold Feet by SweetShireen reviews
There were a lot of things Puck, otherwise known as the Trickster King, liked to say he was. Strong, superior, diabolic and extremely handsome to name a few. But there was one thing the Trickster King wasn't and swore never to be; a coward. Winner of The BEST SISTERS GRIMM STORY of 2012! UPDATED AT LONG LAST!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,162 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
Sirius the Godfather and the Troubling Times of Parenthood by BetweenLines55 reviews
A collection of AU story snippets about Sirius the Godfather and his sidekick Remus the Werewolf, as they embark on their journey to raise the angsty, trouble ridden, hero of the Wizarding World. T cause Wolfstar and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,975 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Need by donnaann55 reviews
Absolute smut! Smut with feeling, of course, but still smut! Kurt/Puck slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,140 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Order of the Dragon by mindofemmette reviews
42/? When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? Certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after Harry's fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 194,105 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Innocent Insanity: Messing With Your Mind by Hello360 reviews
Helena Potter was thrown into Azkaban when she was five. Now ten, she is proven innocent, and she meets her family, she goes to Hogwarts. She meets a very odd blonde girl, a lonely red head, and a friendless brunette bookworm. Together they take Hogwarts by storm, in a quest to defeat the Dark Lord. Dark!Fem!Harry, she won't be with Voldemort, and won't be very evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.
Always Snow by AnimeVamp1997 reviews
Oneshots. Fem!Harry. Nix Potter meets the Guardians.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P.
Lock That Sht Up by CMW2 reviews
BABE AU from One for the Money 2012 - NOW A WIP:Steph takes Ranger's shower curtain advice seriously, impressing him and leaving things open for their psuedofriendship to become something much more fun;Rated for language and spice;4th in my 2012 SSS Project
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 88,854 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Changing The World - Marauder Style by xXChild-Of-DemonXx reviews
When James Potter died, he didn't expect to get sent inside his son's mind by The Great Lady Fate to "change the future for the better". With him helping Harry, together they'll go to Hogwarts, ruin the Old Goat's plans and maybe save some people along the way. The Wizarding World will never know what hit them. AU, slash, lemons, character bashing, prankster!Harry, many pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,181 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., James P., George W., Charlie W.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
The Dursleys don't want their freak of a nephew in their home, so Vernon takes Harry directly from number 4's doorstep to Gringotts. What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Harry and co now entering fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 684,458 - Reviews: 21150 - Favs: 9,571 - Follows: 10,875 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Looking Beyond by shinigamigirl196 reviews
The first thing everyone noticed about Hope Potter was that she may have had her mother's face, but she had her father's penchant for causing trouble or somehow finding it. It only made sense that she would fall for a prankster, and it only made sense that danger was attracted to her very scent. Somehow, she was going to prove she was more than just the Girl-Who-Lived. FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 165,809 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Harry P., George W.]
Love Through the Looking Glass by Jasperann reviews
The curse backfired when Regina cast it. It didn't work, fully. The curse kept them in the E.F., while Emma was sent to the land without magic to grow up completely alone. The catch is when Emma turns 28, the Enchanted forest will be no more, unless they can get Emma back to the Enchanted Forest. They need the only man that has ever been to the land w/o magic. Capt. Hook.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,058 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Seasons' Change by Dark Inu Fan reviews
One-shot collection. Jack is now a Guardian, but what do the others really know about him? Bottom line: They know Jack about Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,418 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North, Tooth
Have You Heard? by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Percy is in a slump. He is stuck in an abusive relationship, if it can even be called a relationship, and, once she found out, Annabeth forces him to take a vacation away from everything over winter break. That was where Ethan walked into the picture and Percy is, very literally, shoved into the life of him and his, very jealous, husband Alabaster. Ethan/Alabaster/Percy. 3-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/30 - [Ethan N., Alabaster T., Percy J.] Octavian - Complete
Why Am I Not Surprised?: Fox of Magic's Version by Fox of Magic reviews
When Halo Potter Fem!Harry goes through the Veil, she finds that it does not lead to death, but to another world, and she will discover things about herself that she never dreamed of. Originally by Purple N Blue Wings. ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P.
MY Little Girl by BrendaBanner1234 reviews
All Adrian has ever wanted was someone to love her. All Tony has ever wanted was someone to view him as human. They have found each other now, both hardened by the world. Now they have each other and they are not going to let go. No matter what SHIELD, Loki, or anyone else says. BETA, AnarchicMuse, RULES!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,308 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Red Strings of Fate by Aviici reviews
Instead of meeting with Dumbledore when Voldemort killed him, Harry meets Fate who grants him one wish. Harry only wishes to be where he is the happiest. So, why did he wake up with two husbands—and why is Snape calling Hermione…love? What the heck is going on in this world! AU. Threesome! BZ/HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,882 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 2/12 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Prince of the Crossroads by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Story written from letter "Conner Crowley" from the supernatural rejection letters. Harry is adopted by our favorite Crossroads demon; Crowley. The outcome will change more then the wizarding world. Maybe even the Apocalypse itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Crowley
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
The veela and his love by Belle A Lestrange reviews
WARNING boy x boy. HPDM. Mpreg. Draco decides to spend the holidays with Harry. Draco and Harry both have magical creature inheritance. What happens when Harry gets de-aged? Who did it to him? What happens when Ginny get jealous and Harry falls pregnant?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Big Girls by anotherOUATwriter reviews
AU. Mary Margaret and Emma had been best friends since they were little kids, but now that they are grown ups their play-dates had turn into movies and clubbing nights. And even if to some people, like Emma's brother, David, the two girls are still kids, they are willing to show to everyone that they are big girls and have a wild side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,819 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Prince Charming/David N., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard] [Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.]
Her saving people thing by SkyeWalkerO66 reviews
Hermione always told her that she had a 'saving people thing' and she usually listened to her unless it was about her emotions and health. So really, she shouldn't have been as shocked as she was to find herself caught up with the people she became so entangled with. Yes, she defiantly shouldn't have been as shocked as she was when she realized she'd fallen in love with Bruce. FEM!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,116 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Come Starlight by Geale reviews
The Committee for Extraordinary and Unprecedented Magical Achievements has decided to grant Harry Potter one Wish. Sirius!returns fic. Harry/Sirius SLASH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,199 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Past the Limit by Dolphiness reviews
Maxine Martinez has had a messed up life since the divorce. When her best friend betrays her, it becomes too much. She moves in with her dad even though she hates him. When she comes back she is completely changed. She's indestructible...or is it a mask?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,429 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Welcome to Olympus High by Takara Phoenix reviews
Mortal high school AU - Percy has to change schools again, but this time it's a private school his father is paying for. He's glad that he already has friends that attend the school, because he doesn't want to hang out with the rich pricks there. But what is he supposed to do when he falls for the star quarterback and so-called Ghost King of the school? Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,283 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Leo V., Hazel L.]
Demigods & Wizards, Journey Through Story One by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
A strange entity and Apollo transport 8 wizards and witches, 6 demigods, one satyr and one mortal to a secret haven to learn about two different heroes, but there is more to this story than it seems...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 395,905 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 305,135 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Gods Visit Camp by Me The Awesome reviews
The gods decide to visit Camp Half-Blood for a month. Involves jokes, pranks, contests, games, parties, revenge, shows, and more! Takes place after the Titan War, I guess. Rated Teen in case. Nominated for the Veritas Awards! No OCs, all canon characters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermes
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,406 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 191,304 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 12/23/2012
A Phoniex Rises by reviewgirl911 reviews
It's been sixteen years since Voldemort was defeated by infant Harry Potter and ten since he went missing. Voldemort has returned, and the wizarding world's future is bleak. What happens when Harry Potter is found alive and different than expected?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,201 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P.
A Change in Plans by DreamWeaver44 reviews
How would Harry's life change if he grew up with the Cullen's instead of the Dursley's?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,023 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Harry P., Edward
Following Fate by Kakiryu reviews
AU! Slash! Threesome! When James told his wife to run away that fateful night, she apparated to the safest place she knew - Hogwarts. Splinching herself in her panic, Lily Potter died within the Forbidden Forest, leaving her son to be raised by the creatures living there. HPBZDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,463 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Effects of Inattentional Blindness by AwfulLawful reviews
Harry and Ginny break up under reasonable circumstances. Harry has the hard part - he has to deal with infertility. Or so he thought, until his creature genes come to light. Harry/Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,386 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Crossing the Line by ichiwings reviews
What would have happened if Sirius had been born a girl? Move through moments of the life of one Sirius Black and watch as she tries desperately to keep her ever tumbling world in order. Fem!Sirius Fem!Harry. Rated M for language and violent themes later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,778 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Severus S.
Love at Goode High: Tutor Session by simplewordplay reviews
AU. No Gods. Percy is the most popular boy in Goode High. Annabeth? Not so much. They can never get along without trying to kill each other. But when the teacher puts both of them in the same room for a tutor session, can they finally get along?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Role Reversal by hlnwst reviews
AU with some parallels. Loosely based off Tina's body switching dream in 'Props'. Multiple pairings. A journey of discovery for Santana, Brittany, Rachel and Quinn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,443 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Santana L.
Reading Lord Perseus Child of Rome by TweetyBaby reviews
Chaos and the Fates decide to test the Olympians. What happens when they get some insight on the future reading Anaklusmos14's Lord Perseus Child of Rome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,057 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Percy J., Zoe N.
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 246,353 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC]
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Hunger (KatnissxFinnick) by suffocatedsinner reviews
Like Finnick Odair, Katniss Everdeen has been forced into becoming a sex slave of the Capitol. It's Finnick himself who teaches her the ins and outs of the art of seduction and it's Finnick, also, who teaches her that being free of the arena doesn't mean the Games end - in fact, they have only just begun... (Katniss/Finnick fanfiction) (Some smutty chapters)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,042 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
Marry The Night by CanadianGlambertLove reviews
Kelliot/Starkurt Elliott Gilbert/Kurt Hummel. Elliott comes home from a long day to find three messages on his answering machine, along with a surprise at his door soon after. Warning; obsessive Klaine shippers DO NOT READ! Oneshot, but may expand depending on reactions. Mature read!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/11 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Elliott G./Starchild - Complete
Kurt Hummel and the Boy Who Lived by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt Hummel, the unknown twin of Harry Potter, is about to matriculate at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, determined to reunite with his brother. Extremely intelligent, highly skilled, and well prepared, Kurt, accompanied by two friends just as cunning and powerful, is no one's pawn, and he will stop at nothing to protect his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,031 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H., Quinn F., Santana L.
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Dark Light by daysdawning reviews
AU! Harry Potter has been going to Durmstrang ever since he was eight, but when his Godfather is released and set free, he has to attend Hogwarts. Thank God it's the Triwiard tournament this year. HPxLL Revised!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Luna L., Harry P.
Keeping Appearances by TheEscapeFromReality reviews
Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7438 - Favs: 10,363 - Follows: 9,482 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family is What you Make it by Princess101855 reviews
Jenna Potter always believed what people told her about her parents, until a letter said otherwise. Jenna now must find her older half brother, who doesn't even know she exists. Jim Kirk has always had only one person to look out for: himself. Now he has to deal with megalomaniac old men with control issues to keep his sister safe, who is as prone to attracting trouble as he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,506 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P., J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Seventeen Reasons Why by Finntastic17 reviews
Rachel commits suicide, and in her remembrance leaves 17 CDs explaining why she did what she did. As Finn listens to them, he realizes he didn't really know that much about her. And he begins to her understand why she made the choice she did. AU post 2x16. Finchel plus other character developments. Based off Jay Asher's '13 Reasons Why'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,274 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H., New Directions
Shadowhunters at Hogwarts - ON HOLD - by FunkyMadOne reviews
Magnus has travelled to Hogwarts to discuss the fate of Harry Potter and the destruction of Lord Voldemort with Dumbledore. What happens when Alec, Jace, Clary and Isabelle decide to follow him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/2/2012
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:The Estranged Hero by Vangran reviews
Percy Jackson, "Chosen One", decided to stand against the Gods that used her and stole her mother from her, and experiences a moment of passion the night when the Lightning Thief was revealed, and something was created. With this new situation, Percy must figure out what she wants out of life and how far she is willing to go for it. FemPercy/Luke Castellan repost
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Percy J., Luke C.
Life of a Blind Half Blood by eltigre221 reviews
Percy Jackson was born blind, because of this, he has always tried to do things upon his own. Yet when he is introduced into the world of a Half-Blood, what will happen to the young demigod as he not only learns how to fight but also how to open up?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,692 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Percy J., Zoe N.
The Rise of the Drackens by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and beautiful and now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at sixteen. What's a boy to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 89 - Words: 806,413 - Reviews: 11506 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., OC
Daughter Of Time by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. Male!Thalia. Finding out she was a half-blood was bad enough, but when Percy's long-lost father turned out to be the Titan Lord of Time, Kronos, Percy was left wondering just who she'd piss off in her past life. Jason/Percy/Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,570 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Thalia G., Percy J., Jason G.]
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,223 - Reviews: 2654 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 5,837 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Just silly texts by IrAura reviews
It all begins with a job application text. Kurt wants to earn some more money and Santana gives him Gunther's mobile number. Well, maybe it's not exactly his number. Kurt will find himself chatting with someone he'd have never expected to be texting to. He's definitely gonna kill Santana for her bad joke. Or maybe.. he won't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Kurt H., Santana L., Hunter C.
The Reluctant Champion by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Book One of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,931 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P.
The Dropkick Clique by Grimjawa reviews
An underachieving stoner, a gamer with a few anger issues, an entitled cheer captain wannabe and a closet genuis looking for an escape. Four people that could not be more different eventually become family. A family that can't seem to stay out of trouble, or the clutches of ravenous murderers and criminals. Oh, and let's not forget about the magic dog...
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,129 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Fred, Velma, Shaggy, Daphne - Complete
Daughter of the Sea: The Beginning by Lady Kale reviews
AU/FemPercy. Atlanta River Jackson is just your average, angst ridden, monster slaying pre-teen with an uncanny ability to piss people off. Can River swallow her pride and stand behind the gods? Or will she choose to help Kronos rise? Decisions, decision.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Percy J.
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 262,047 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 4,434 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
His Shield-Maiden, Her Lord by Thrymja Freki reviews
What if you changed somebody's name? Their date of birth? Gender, even? Well, this. Spartan!Fem!Percy(Astarte)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 2/18 - Ares, Percy J., Artemis
Reading the Series at Hogworts: Goblet of Fire by TheAngelsCryInBlood reviews
Here is the reboot of my reading series set in The Order of The Phoenix and starting with the Goblet of Fire, Slash from the get go. Dumble, Molly, Ginny and Ron bashing along with Angels, Gods, Demons and everything else from the old series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,754 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., Theodore N.]
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
The Alfakyn by blade-of-the-shadows reviews
The Potter has a deep dark family secret, passed down through the generations. James declared himself lucky enough to not get it...Harry wasn't so lucky...Will he be of the Light...or of the Dark? And who is Blaise? Blairry-first one Don't like don't read but otherwise enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,689 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
A Muggle Reunion Of Sorts by She-Who-Is-A-Cornish-Pixie reviews
When McGonagull shows up at Harry's primary school reunion with all his ex-classmates and team mates and a seven book series about his life who's more suprised Harry or the muggles?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Harriet Potter and the Minister of Magic by slytherin-nette reviews
That fateful night in Godric's Hollow, something inside James Potter had changed forever. Becoming the youngest Minister of Magic ever to be appointed, he became obsessed with finding the Dark Lord and avenging the death of his wife. Unfortunately, his pursuits are about to lead him straight back to the daughter he's neglected for fourteen years. Semi-AU. DM/femHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 428,490 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
We Are Spies, and We Will Find Out Your Secret! by Number1Bookworm reviews
When the Percy Jackson characters go to Gallagher our favorite spies are determined to figure out what they are hiding. The spies aren't demigods
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/1/2012
Stairway to Heaven by Felicity Dream reviews
After Edward leaves Bella, she's lost. Hanging only by a thread of hope in the form of the Volturi, she heads to Volterra, Italy with her death and maybe her rebirth in mind. There, three brothers will start to cultivate and care for her heart, and she gains a new collection of vampires as family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,627 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 12/17/2009 - [Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus]
Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,291 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
Demented to the Max by Amandasmiles4ya reviews
Max has been flunking math. With no other choice, she must be tutored by the one person she ultimately hates; or so she thinks - FANG. Let's just say tutoring can really change you. AH! FAX! And math sucks.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
When Perfection Takes Form by yukikoneko1990 reviews
ADOPTED! A lot of secrets are to be reveled. Truth will come out and the Order of the World will be reinstated. Now that he came into his inheritance, Harry will no longer be the victim of manipulation. He is now his own man. Well... better say his own Vampire. SLASH! MATURE! VIOLENCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,366 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Starborn Café by yukikoneko1990 reviews
PREQUEL TO *THE RISE OF THE STARBORN* What is it about that place that draws them in? And what is it with the waiter that makes them think he would do well joining them. MULTICROSSOVER!This story contains SLASH and it might contain angst, action, violence and other things some people might find themselves offended with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,801 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Harry P., Thor] - Complete
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,481 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 197,608 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 5,381 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
If I Lose Myself by TalysAlankil reviews
When Nico di Angelo and his sister are sent to a summer camp, he's ready to spend the worst month of his life. Things do not quite go as planned, however.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,580 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 1/30 - Nico A., Percy J.
Unwanted Bonds by CelticKitsune reviews
Harry Potter, even at age fifteen still has a problem with accidental magic. Harry finds himself bonded to two Slytherins and his life seems to go from bad to worse. Or is this just a blessing in disguise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,117 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Draco M.
Rewriting The Future by Demonic Hope reviews
A horrifying vision of the Greeks and Romans at war forces Apollo to do all he can to change the future and prevent the deaths of not only his own children but also the deaths of every Olympian and Demigod alive. Acting under Zeus's very nose a small group of demigods and Gods is desperate to rewrite the future and save the world and those they love.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 78,687 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Percy J., Luke C., Nico A., Apollo
Kindergarden by IamElisar reviews
It all started when they were swinging, back and forth, in the playground. Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase's love story, starting from when they were in pre-school. Currently being re-written. (Skip to chapter 6 for rewrite after like three years)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 12/7/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,669 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Good High School for the Performing Arts by HAZEL DAUGHTER OF HADES reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico are a famous teen band but they finally think its time to go to high school like normal teens. Well like normal teens drama, fights, friends, love, and childish antics are sure to follow. Rated? hmmm T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 204,075 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,203 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. CHAPTER 39- SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF HADES. OC SUBMISSIONS NOW CLOSED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 37,434 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5072 - Favs: 7,002 - Follows: 7,569 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,301 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
The Twelve Days of Hunting (My Manservant gave to me) by LMRichardson reviews
When Arthur once again drags Merlin and the Knights out on another hunt, they experience Twelve interesting situations all centred around our favourite Warlock (even if he doesn't have a clue what's going on) Including, but not limited to; Sorcerers, bandits, kisses, and a rather weird encounter with a batch of wild mushrooms...Kind of AU. Rated M - You have been warned :)
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,391 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
Percy and Nico, through and through by Hades-the-Sexy reviews
First Fanfic! Excited! It is slash between the boys, but although the bedroom is always the most interesting, I really like to explore what the character is going through and how they get to their sweet lovin'.I'm actually shocked at how much this has taken off with you guys! :D It starts where the House of Hades finishes. VERY sexual (warning), coarse lang. Graphic violence.Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,016 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
The Great Mistake by neldnew1 reviews
What happens when three half-bloods, two magicians,and a god end up going to the same school? Please read and review!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,748 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,141 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Come And Take A Walk On The Wild Side by EdyFerrone reviews
Sebastian Smythe is a total nerd and he's fine with it. The only problem is that the skank of the school, Kurt, is making his life impossible. Everything changes eventually when Sebastian is designed to be Kurt's tutor. (Skank!Kurt, Nerdy!Sebastian. Side Brittana and Faberry)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
All the Percybilities by Takara Phoenix reviews
There are different parallel universes and the crew of the Argo II gets to travel those worlds. Worlds like, what if Percy had turned to the titans? What if the children of the underworld had met in the 30s? What if Percy had ran away from Gabe as a child? What if Mortals still believed in the Greek gods? Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,854 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/28/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.] [Leo V., Hazel L.]
Decaying Hyacinths by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. She has no memories of her own, all having been stolen from her, but she remembers this clear: of a blonde man who glowed like the sun, laughing as he twirled a metal ring, sitting among a field of hyacinths. Apollo/Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Apollo, Percy J.]
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4283 - Favs: 4,907 - Follows: 6,297 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Jealousy Games by Funkypurplerhino reviews
The Hunger Games from Gale's POV. What is going on in Gale's mind and world during the Games. Canon compliant. Gale-centric GaleXMadge, some GaleXKatniss, but this is a Gadge story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 137,304 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Gale H., Madge U.
Ocean's Wings by lyricalgurl8 reviews
What if Percy was born a girl? With the smarts worthy of a Child of Athena? What changes would happen to the Prophecy? Genderswitch: FemPercy, Lukercy everyone! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,162 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Percy J., Luke C.
Prophecy Defied: a tale of two worlds by Darklooshkin reviews
Gordon challenge. Sirius's mission was meant to only last six months. It ended up lasting fifteen years. But it's when it ends that his goddaughter's story truly begins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P.
Love Languages by lovejoyblissfic reviews
Endgame Kadam fic, but chapter 1 is about Kurt's life in Lima. What would Kurt's life look like if he had stayed close friends with Mercedes? Chapter 1: Brief Klaine and Kurt with Chandler Kiehl. Chapter 2: will be a Kadam romance. WARNINGS: not friendly to Blaine, Rachel or Sam. Trigger warnings: sexual assault, suicidal thoughts (not explicit in my opinion, similar to canon).
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/18 - Kurt H., Mercedes J., Chandler K., Adam
Reading Harry Potter and The Salvonion Heirs by Cry-Pom reviews
Over used plot-line with a twist. When a large book appears along with a strange letter, will any facts about Harry Potter remain true? Is he really the same boy we all know; and who is the mysterious girl who appears to know the real Harry? With a hidden war on the horizon and the Ministry keeping it hidden, can Harry lead them back onto the right Path in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,254 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., OC
Charles Xavier, A Retelling by Extra-fried-noodles reviews
Post-beach. An attempt to reverse his paralysis goes wrong, and Charles is de-aged to a 2 year old toddler. While Hank scrambles to fix the situation, the whole gang is here to help. Through a mix of selective memory, they watch Charles relive his childhood, revealing some deeply hidden and painful truths.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,537 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto
Intertwined Destinies by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Jade Potter is a lonely girl from England who just happens to have a dark and secretive past. When she goes to Japan as part of a school assignment, she and seven other children are summoned to a strange world, where not all is as it seems. Just what is the Digital World, and how will everyone get back home again? Will they want to? And who exactly is Jade?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 268,660 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Taichi Y./Tai K.
A Double Edged Sword by sablefalls reviews
Zuko freezes and a slow, dawning realization comes over him about what his sister really is; what his father must have realized her to be. Azula is an awesome, unholy power, one that must be wielded carefully lest you cut yourself with the sharp edges. A precision weapon honed over the years. A double edged sword.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,452 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Aang, Azula
Clara Kent Superwoman by Voldivoice reviews
The El's had a daughter, Kala-El, not a son. This drastically changes the Smallville Universe. How will people react to a female savior? How will Lex react to being rescued on the bridge by a raven haired beauty? Intended Clex but may change. AU.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 115,837 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
A Harem Full of Trouble by sexyslytheringoddess012 reviews
It's every prince's dream wish. A harem for his birthday. When King James and Queen Lily gift their son, Harry, with a harem he was embarrassed. When they kissed for the first time he was aroused. It wasn't until he got to know them that he began to think that this was a bad idea. What do you get when you have seven men fighting over one delectable prince? A Harem Full of Trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Draco M., Neville L.
Rising from the Ashes by Esm3rald reviews
"Fawkes has granted me a second chance and I won't waste it being trapped in my past nightmares. Just like a phoenix, I am reborn from the ashes of my old life and from now on, I have to forget who I used to be and really become Amanda Gilbert." Damon/FemHarry. NEW CHAPTER POSTED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,703 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Harry P., Damon S.] Elena G.
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Beauty and the Beast!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,114 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Reading to Greece by unimportance reviews
Just after they set off in the Argo II they find a box of books that contain... Percy's life story as a demi-god! /DISCONTINUED/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Percy J.
Show me what your body can do by Chaotic-obsession4eva reviews
What started out as one night with Hunter joining couple Kurt and Sebastian for sex, is now a regular thing. With the boys now living together, feelings are bound to happen, it will be messy and complicated. This is now a series covering casual threesomes between Kuntbastian which will be become more then sex. Eventual polygamous relationship. Also heavy smut. Mostly Hunters POV
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Other Kind by Leemah Readz reviews
Leah thought being the only girl in the pack meant she was cursed, unwanted, and undeserving of a normal life. Not until she met the one man that would change her world, whose world too was a different story: Draco Malfoy. A pureblood wizard who had his life planned out...until he met her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,163 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Leah
Hell Hath No Fury by Sesshomaru's Angel Bride reviews
Wow, is Dumbledor in trouble. He should know better than to mess with an angry girl. Dumbledor bashing, Ron/Hermione bashing if you don't like that sort of thing don't read it. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Be mine by lala3472 reviews
Elena and Damon are left alone for a few days. He is determined for her to be his princess of darkness. This is a oneshot for now it may develop into more later.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Home is Where the Heart is by A Deed Without a Name reviews
It was wrong. His dad told him that when he was nineteen, drummed it into him. "I don't want to see you and your brother doing anything like this ever again. Understand, Sammy?" Sam understood. And he hasn't even seen Dean since...but now Dad's missing, and Dean's back, and Sam can't help the way he feels. AU S1, Graphic Wincest/Weecest, established Wincest relationship.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,632 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sam W., Dean W.]
The Model and the Courier by AnonyInk reviews
Jack Frost is a part-time bike courier that one day makes a delivery to the famous modeling agency called GYG - Get Your Guardian. While trying to make the delivery he gets lost in the large building and stumbles onto the set of a photo shoot of the popular male model E. Aster Bunnymund. And finds himself working side by side with him as the newest discovery of GYG. Human AU!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Unforgivable Sirius by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Challenge on Potions and Snitches by Romanticide: Sirius does something to Harry that he shouldnt and he shatters the poor boy's last hope of finally having a family. He's lost and hurt and terrfied with no one to turn to. No one but the man who has made his life miserable anyway he could. How can Snape help Harry,when he hates him himself; or does he? *Mild character bashing*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,786 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 426,637 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 3,185 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
How to Annoy the Goddess of Love by merines reviews
Sometimes quests go very wrong. Or very right, depending on how you look at it or who you ask. Contains sex and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,159 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jason G., Percy J.
The Betrayer by Atsurekino Kurome reviews
Snape and Peter weren't the only ones with the mark. There is another spy and betrayer in their group. Sirius/girl!Harry rating may change later!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Nothing Else Matters by Atsurekino Kurome reviews
Delphinia Potter is having lecherous thoughts about someone she shouldn't. fem!Harry rated M for safety! Formerly known as Lecherous Thoughts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hogwarts watches 'A Very Potter Musical' by Evanescencefan97 reviews
It is Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry with a certain toad face professor. What happens when that professor discovers a certain play and decides to use it as an attempt to prove Harry Potter is a liar? Rated T for some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,857 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dolores U.
Brothers of the Sea by Demonic Hope reviews
When Triton and Theseus discover Percy's existence after the Fury attack, they vow to do all in their power to aid Percy and keep their little brother alive. Even if it means breaking a few Ancient Laws, going to Camp Half-Blood, dodging Zeus's wrath, and even putting up with Luke. If one Sea Prince can cause so much trouble for Olympus, what can three get into?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Percy J., Luke C.] Triton, Poseidon
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14077 - Favs: 8,873 - Follows: 8,448 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
High School Never Ends by IceQueenRia reviews
PucKurt. For Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel, their 5th year High School reunion is awaiting them. It's also been 5 years since they broke up. But don't worry, they've both moved on. Haven't they? Yes, definitely. Probably. Maybe. Actually, maybe not. Wait, DEFINITELY not. Because some things never end. (Disregards 'Beth', Dalton and Klaine)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,743 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Kurt H., Puck] Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
When Lies Turn into Truth by Vallory Russups reviews
Have you ever wanted someone so bad it hurt? Gradually, Tom Riddle discovers all the sides to obsessive insanity when he meets his year mate Harry Potter. HPLV. NOT!Time-travel; Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,971 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 227,092 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Persia Jackson: Egyptian Dreams by FlammenTaenzerinSuzaku reviews
What if Percy was a girl posing as a boy? What if Luke knew? What if Sally Jackson was more than just a mere mortal and Percy not only the daughter of Poseidon? The truth is revealed when Percy is ignored for her sister - slight AU, contains elements of Catwoman and The Mummy 1 and 2 , mention of rape, lemon in the later chapters, pairings inside, rated M cause I'm paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Percy J., Luke C.
Of War and Wrackspurts by Muffliato reviews
Our favourite Gryffindors really shouldn't have overdosed the depressed Boy Wonder on cheering charms. But going back for their '7th' year was the syrup on this treacle tart. — Technically canon, '101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts' with high!Harry amid post-war angst. Yep, you read that right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Reading About Destiny by Son of Perseus reviews
The Gods read Altered Destinies and Intertwinded Destinies (Both Published By Anaklusmos14) I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympian, Heroes of Olympus or the plot line for the stories. This is simply the Gods, Hunters and Campers reading about the events in the two stories. I have permission from Anaklusmos to continue with this story. DISCLAIMER: I Dont Own PJO ot HoO.. I Wish
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Percy J., Zoe N.]
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,997 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 4,654 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Destined by DeliriousDuck17 reviews
Harry is finally living in peace after the war. When a strange phenomenon begins to occur in the stars, he is pulled into a world where he isn't looked upon as a savior but as their death sentence. Eragon won't let Harry fall into darkness, especially when he's starting to fall in love. Eragon/Harry boyXboy slash. Don't like don't read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,239 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Eragon S.
As you wish by Akira-sun reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles featuring our favorite blonde and raven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 42,722 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/19/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
West Ilirea Public High School by Dagibsta reviews
Eragon and his friends face their hardest challenge yet: high school! Follow all of the ups and downs of their typical teenage lives, complete with lots of drama!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,557 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
The Gloaming by gleefulmusings reviews
The Twilight, that time when the world and its gods will fall, is coming. Kurt Hummel, cousin of the Charmed Ones, has a destiny to fulfill and, with his coven at his side, will lead his friends and family against the end of the world. An Angel/Buffy/Charmed/Glee/Supernatural Extravaganza.
Crossover - Charmed & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,522 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Prue H., Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P.
Just Go With It by EternalImpressions reviews
[Brooklyn takes a large step away from me, dangling a necklace in front of my face, one newly torn with a gold band strung on it. "What's this?" Her voice over filling with accusatory disgust "A circle?"] Travis Stoll really needs some lessons in love, and what better to help him with that than an unexpected trip to Hawaii. Based on the movie of the same name.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 199,169 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Hogwarts Reads In Remembrance by GoldenPhoenixx reviews
Another "Reading the future" fanfic but with a twist. Dumbledore reads "In Remembrance" to everyone in Hogwarts along with a few others to find out who will die in the future. Set in Harry's 5th year just after christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,799 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Harry P.
The Course of Destiny by charlie947 reviews
Two years after the big war with the Titans, it is a quite time for the Gods, but the children of the Big Three have more issues than ever to work on. Please, review it's my favourite part. T because of swearing, drinking, sex.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
The Daughter of Death and Victory by IvoryPhoenix19 reviews
Sequel to "The Daughter of Fire and Chaos", When the Chaos fort encounters a strange girl who can best even Kaze, They are determined to find out who she is. The problem is, she knew Jaffa herself, and she actually doesn't know who she is...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/30/2012
Watching AVPM by Jessie Cullen-Potter 101 x reviews
This story is about Harry and some other people who may be enemies or not watching the infamous YouTube fenomenon A Very Potter Musical. it is a musical based on Harry's life and is funny. Please read its better than it sounds! Enjoy!OOC! xx COMPLETE! Just to make things clear for everyone:OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC! OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OO C!OOC!OOC!OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,500 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
Reading the Marauders Years by FanFictionLover13 reviews
It's Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts and nearing the time of OWLs, Dumbledore receives books from the years of the Marauders. Dumbledore announces this, and decides to read these aloud to everyone at Hogwarts. Remus, Sirius, Amelia Bones, Mad-Eye Moody, the Weasleys, Tonks, and several other friends are brought along to listen as well. The Marauders Years books belong to Fallen Crest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,389 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Kiss My Gentle Burning Bruise by clarkLover1 reviews
Hook and Emma are together. A new problem arises with them taking themselves and the idiots (we all know and love), as well as Gold and Belle and the long –living Evil Queen into the past of an unfortunate past of our favorite Savior. Well dwell into Emma's past more and the reactions of others as they go along. Emma-Centric. As well as pairing angst. 1st chps not great keep readin
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,234 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Charlie's Hot Date by pikachumomma reviews
Charlie Swan is on outs with his friend Billy Black and his hot new neighbor invited him over to watch the game. Better than sitting at home alone, Charlie accepts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,595 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Charlie S.
Seasons Change by Hitome-Chan reviews
Percy Jackson had gleaned a couple of things from the return of Nico di Angelo in his life: One, everything is better when you're drunk. Two: cigarettes taste bad but could be worse. Three: he might possibly be the teeniest-tiniest bit unequivocally gay.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 176,063 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Percy J., Nico A.
For the love of Leo by FrankieQuinn13 reviews
Two guys both of them are after Leo, but who will get him. Yaoi you've been warned.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,908 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Chase, Leo - Complete
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,558 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Poseidon, Percy J., Amphitrite, Triton
Absence makes thy heart grow fonder by Senchi Codo reviews
Female Percy/Jason. One sided Jasper. Please read, and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Seven by Kairacahra1869 reviews
My entry for Takara Phoenix's challenge thing, the first chapter (technically second) is for the contest and the rest is... just there. Seven is a conundrum. Representing both good and bad, attracting many with its shape: Is it a mouth, a scythe? We dash it in half to make it seem legit and to separate it from other numbers. Not that all this matters. What matters is this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Triton, Octavian
Seven Are Your Burning Fires by oh.brodacious reviews
"Peter Pan needed more time, the irony of which was not wasted on him. The famed legend, a boy who would never grow old, who had essentially all of the time in the world, needed more of it." Emma & the others are drawing closer, and Pan hasn't convinced the truest believer to give up his heart. He unleashes an old curse, infecting them with the Seven Deadly Sins as a distraction.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Owls in the Impala by BatTitan reviews
The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place anytime between Seasons 4 through 8 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,825 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P.
Courting Chaos by Ell Roche reviews
Pureblood traditions, courting, favors, and bonds only come with one assurance: they inspire chaos. A oneshot collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,856 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Harry P., James P., Regulus B., Neville L. - Complete
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,767 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 3,566 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Wishes and Dreams by Attenia reviews
Everyone knows Merlin and Arthur are in love except Merlin and Arthur. Frustrated with their blindness, Morgana decides to force them to acknowledge their feelings for each other. How long can they deny their deepest wishes and dreams? Merthur. Happy ending.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,549 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
The Lightning Bud by ThisIsTrueImmortality reviews
"Prince Ozai," she muttered, her voice betraying her tears. Ozai waved her to a sitting position. "It's just the garden, you know," he said. "Not the throne room. You don't have to bow." "Yes, I do," answered Ursa, forgetting herself. A Prequel era story
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,261 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Ursa, Ozai
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 429,040 - Reviews: 3856 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 5,151 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Bravest Pest In The World, Forever by Sara Jaye reviews
A look at the life of Ramona Quimby, from nursery school and onward.
Ramona Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7 - Ramona Q., Beezus Q., Howie K. - Complete
Chaos Assassin Persia by avr1432 reviews
Percy dies and is asked by Chaos to become his personal assassin not like regular Percy/Chaos stories please read
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Percy J.
The Knife in the Soul by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
A body is left on the steps of the Jeffersonian with a knife in it's chest. It could just be a coincidence that Dr. Harry Black resident occult expert and undercover wizard is the only person who can identify the strange symbol on the blade. Harry doesn't believe in coincidences. Lance Sweets/ Harry Potter Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,211 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P., L. Sweets - Complete
City of Shadows by beautilation reviews
CoB AU: Jocelyn Morgenstern gave birth to a second child, her daughter, before she betrayed Valentine and The Circle, and when she fled the Shadow World she also left both children behind in fear of what her husband's experiments had done to them. Now, sixteen years later, Valentine sends his daughter to New York City to retrieve the Mortal Cup from her mother.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 171,608 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,012 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P.
I like the way you move by Dowash reviews
A song-fic, inspired by 'I like the way you move' by Bodyrockers. Or that's what it was before my muse got a bottle of vodka in his hands... and one thing led to the other *grins* SLASH! Harry/Sirius- or, Sirius/Harry, if you insist on the top being first
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 191,420 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Night Flight by Massanie reviews
When Harry becomes the first submissive Vykélari in over two centuries, Lucius wants his power bound to the Malfoy name by all means necessary. Now he only has to persuade Draco and his fiancé to kidnap and mate with him - no hardship with their instincts and Slytherin ambition. The only problem: the submissive is not quite so submissive at all. Creature!Fic. Sub!Harry. HP/DM/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,012 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.]
Do Hell and Sea Mix? by Veerayne reviews
Nico has a horrible problem. His horrible problem is most commonly known as Percy. He has fallen for the big oblivious doof and doesn't know how to control his emotions. How will he ever get Percy to like him as more than a friend? N/P or P/N I dont really care about the order of names, so if you think it has anything to do with top or bottom...it doesnt.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,437 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
Not a Potter After All by darkorangecat reviews
Shortly after Voldemort's return it is discovered that Harry Potter is not the biological son of Lily and James Potter. He is in fact the son of John and Mary Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,623 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., John W.
A Tale of Demons and Pirates by Takara Phoenix reviews
Demon hunters Hazel and Nico are send to find two missing demons, because the kingdom suffers. Percy the water demon wants adventure, so he grabs the fire demon Leo and leaves to see the world. They end up as sex-slaves on a pirate ship. Will Hazel and Nico rescue the demons and find love? Nico/Percy slash, Frank/Hazel/Leo threesome, Nicercy & Frazeleo, submissive!demons Leo&Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,680 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Hazel L., Leo V.] - Complete
The Lists by shirleypositive72 reviews
Just write a list, Alice says, to know what to look for in your ideal man. But I have two lists... AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 128,980 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If At First by CoastalFirebird reviews
Harry died before his time, and his death is not happy. He did not achieve all that he was supposed to and he will be give one more chance to do it right. More inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,241 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Twisted Traditions by Just Mina reviews
He was the first Malfoy in Gryffindor. She was the first Weasley in Ravenclaw. He was the first Potter in Slytherin. Follow them, as together, they try to find themselves outside of their parents' shadows. As well as discovering the untold truth; uncovering a hidden war; and cleaning up a mess their parents left. Whether or not they succeed, let us find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,754 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
To Be A Cullen by Mai Ascot reviews
When Percy is on a mission to investigate some deaths in Forks, he recieves some fatal wounds. But before he can die Carslise finds him. But what happens when Aro becomes interested in the amazingly gifted newborn Cullen? HoO never happened.After TLO, BD.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Aro, Percy J.
Hidden Legacy - a love story by juliasejanus reviews
Harry had perfected his masks as a means of survival long before he knew he was special, that he was a wizard. Moulding himself to match other's expectations, be it downtrodden unwanted orphan, as typical brave and foolish Gryffindor or as selfless saviour of the Magical world. He above all wants to be loved for himself, protected rather than be protector.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Sixteen again by Dangzzza reviews
Max had a happy life , loving husband and daughter , but what will happen if suddenly one day she'll turn 16 again? And worse , why is her daughters boyfriends flirting with her ? Major FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Fang, Max
Hogwarts Reads 'The Darkness Within' by scrambledark reviews
ADOPTED from saffarinda, based off of Kurinoone's 'The Darkness Within' trilogy. Umbridge finds the books and reads them to Hogwarts. Takes place before the trilogy, how do they react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Marauders
In Remembrance by EnglandBabe1997 reviews
The Order and the DA read In Remembrance. How will they react to their own futures?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Collection by Liana Legaspi reviews
A Christmas gift. / A compilation of moments based the friendship between characters. "Through the years, we all will be together, if the Fates decide..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Percy J., Thalia G., Jason G., Frank Z. - Complete
Pureblood Roulette by Neellok reviews
Purebloods court danger with every step they take, especially toward their futures. A oneshot collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,902 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., James P. - Complete
The Potter Triplets and the Sorcerer's Stone by ChattyTopic reviews
Lily, Daisy, and Ivy Potter are not ordinary girls. For one, they lived in a cupboard for most of their lives, they are orphans who live with the horrible Dursley family, and they happen to be famous witches. Now they are entering a world entirely different than what they are used to, and to top it off sinister things are happening. Can they and their new friends help at all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., Dean T., OC
House of Torture by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
"This is a place you do not wish to be. A house that strips you of your will and sense of self. This is a place where you would consider yourself lucky for death to come. Most refer to it as the 'The House of Torture'." Percy didn't understand what was so painful about the house, until he, himself, was broken. Yaoi.Slash.Eventual Nicercy,but multiple pairings.Rated M for a reason!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,260 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
Percy's Diary by bionsena reviews
Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,098 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Percy W.
Take The Tumble by Kittenshift17 reviews
"Scorpius" I whisper slowly. He lifts his arm and stares at me with wide eyes. Usually I never use his first name unless were having sex. I smile at him as I whisper "I hate you." He grins back at me, this is our ritual but there is no conviction in my words. In the same conviction-less tone he whispers back "As I loathe you, love."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 289,758 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Perlia rocks by Demititan28 reviews
Percy is heartbroken by Annabeth, so Thalia comforts him! he is then thrown onto a quest. He discovers love for Thalia but the camp betrays him! So eventually Percy gains new abilities and becomes quardian of the hunt!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,266 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Fair Courtesy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Son of Love by Generation 7 reviews
AU The prophecy spoke of a half-blood born of the eldest gods. Most thought that is was about the Big Three, but only a handful realized its true meaning. Aphrodite is the eldest god, and Perseus is her son.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Annabeth C., Leo V.
A New Day by itshopkittens reviews
Sookie grows up overweight, self-conscious, and hopelessly in love with her older brother's friend, Eric Northman. Eric never had feelings for Sookie... until she comes back from Yale. Tan, beautiful.. and a size 6?. Eric has never been more shaken up.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,564 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. DARK and NOT for children. fem!bisexual!Harry, minor fem!Harry/Viktor, eventual fem!Harry/Luna, powerful!Harry, James and Lily are alive, twin is BWL, year 4, less cliched than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,304 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
The New Babysitter by pikachumomma reviews
Clint's husband is back from his mission to take on the role of the Avenger's Handler. Being the savior of the Wizarding World and a top Shield agent this should be easy...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,150 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 599,796 - Reviews: 5584 - Favs: 4,737 - Follows: 5,675 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Most Sparkling Diamond by Takara Phoenix reviews
Sort of AU - Gods exist, but the wars didn't happen and Romans and Greeks live together. Now they're faced with danger. They send out quests to find two children of the Big Three. What will Jason and Nico do when they find the son of Poseidon in a bordello? And how does Leo manage to "captivate" the daughter of Pluto and her boyfriend? Jason/Nico/Percy, Frank/Hazel/Leo threesomes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,782 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Catalyst by Silence-Speaker reviews
Sometimes it was hard, hard to remember to differentiate between the smiling young man in front of him and the laughing woman of his memories. Severus couldn't stop himself from always spotting the similarities, after all Harry and Lily were remarkably alike. Harry just wanted to be seen for himself for a change. SLASH. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wanna Be Loved by Wednesday Thunder reviews
Badboy!Kurt Dalton AU: Wes is determined to get the Warblers to Nationals, even if it means blackmailing Dalton's newest student; the somewhat terrifying Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,911 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Green Eyes by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
Hannah Potter decided it was time to find her brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester, after the death of Cedric Diggory and the treatment she received in England. fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,919 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23748 - Favs: 13,380 - Follows: 12,287 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Order of the Phoenix: A Demigod's Might( Old version) by PaleRider365 reviews
Percy Jackson has been alone for almost four years. When he's given a quest by Hecate, he eagerly accepts. His mission: Stand by Harry Potter. Percy spends the summer with Harry and the two develop a brotherly bond. When the Order comes to take Harry to Sirius, Percy joins them. How much will history change due to Percy's involvment?Can he help Harry fight his demons, or his own?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,264 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Daphne G., Percy J.
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
City of Shadows by Siavahda reviews
"Or is he?" Jace asked. "Have you had dealings with demons, little boy? Walked with warlocks, talked with the Night Children? Have you–" "Did you run out of alliteration?" Simon interrupted. "Night Children – what is that, vampires, probably, could you not think of any verbs beginning with v? Verbalize, vent, venerate, vacuum – that's a good one, *have you vacuumed with vampires*-"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,123 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Simon L., Jace W.
Three Stages of a Crush by Sister Suffragette reviews
"I'm talking about your feelings for Derek…" Casey stared at him with her mouth hanging open. "Wait, what are YOU talking about?" Paul questioned, terrified he had just misread the situation BIG TIME.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Derek V., Casey M.
The Art of Subjugation by Leyvaten-Wench reviews
Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,566 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Harry P., Sue S., Santana L., Blaine A.
Troublemaker by choco-eater reviews
Lily Potter can be many things but, still, she is mine. Fem!Harry. AU. TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,068 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Conquest of Paradise by Felicity Dream reviews
The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Percy J.
Aristocratic Betroth by iiClippedWingsii reviews
Hattie Potter, betrothed to Draco Malfoy, was thrown into marriage in a whirlwind. Draco amuses himself at this wife's behavior as they both try to adjust to the situation. However everything is much harder when you're an aristocrat of both the wizard and the muggle world. Female Harry/Draco Malfoy. (Previously called Arranged Marriage)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Suns of Death and Darkness by Chakahlah reviews
Severus Snape was expecting a normal quiet summer until he recieved a letter from one Harry Potter asking for help. Ignores the last two HP books but Sirius is dead. Contains Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry Bad!Dumbles, Ron and Hermione bashing. Harry/draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,882 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Being Alive by Vonphenomenon reviews
After breaking up with Blaine, Kurt swears off dating. That is until he reunites with his old friends brother,. Set after Glease.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Kurt H., OC, Elliott G./Starchild
Snake Among the Lions by Kira Regulus Black reviews
Dumbledore left Harry at the Dursley's knowing he would be abused. What if Harry was more like Tom Riddle than he knew? What if he was a bit smarter this time? Quite obviously AU, Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Independent!Harry Poss. Evil!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,407 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P.
Percy Jackson and the Eros Blessing by Zenlock Sergan reviews
Percy Jackson is visited by the god Eros and is given a blessing but what could it mean? he soon finds out when female eyes start looking at him lemons
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Percy J.
The Seal of the Betrayed by Anaklusmos14 reviews
A decade earlier, the gods banished Percy Jackson to Tartarus, When they banish another innocent demigod to the same fate, they unleash the beginnings of Hell on Earth. The gods are powerless to stop the terror they unleashed upon the world. Now the world is up for grabs, will it end in the apocalypse or perhaps someone else has their own plans in mind. (A different kind of story.)
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Zoe N., Percy J.] Sam W., Dean W.
On My Radar by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Ancient and Noble Houses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry discovers that becoming the Black heir means far more than just inheriting some vaults and property. Even with Draco Malfoy's help, there seems to be only a slim chance that Harry can escape the consequences. Updated every Friday and Saturday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,191 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shattered Illusions by WheezylovesSeverus4ever reviews
Harry is being abused and not getting his Hogwarts letter, so Dumbledore sends Snape along. In Harry, Snape only see's James Potter, he doesn't notice that something is very...off. Warnings: Child Abuse and language so far. Warning will be added as I go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,365 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Loveship by I promise you that reviews
"'I love you,' he thinks, and her lips curve, like she can hear him." 100 drabbles, *Fem!Harry/Sirius* - 22/100 -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 6,246 - Follows: 7,093 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Seventh child - first story by phoenixgirl26 reviews
The first of three stories about what happens when the seventh child of a pureblood family asks for and will be granted anything they want. Read what Harry Potter does when that seventh child forces him into marriage. Warning: slash, Harry/Charlie. Hermione, and Weasley bashing apart from Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Paint me a picture by Paralelsky reviews
"What do you do with a weapon who's become obsolete?" asked Harry, almost conversationally. "You disassemble it, or stow it securely away." answered Tony, voice devoid of any inflection. Sequel to 'Black is the colour' - or how Tony and Harry met. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Besk Kept Secret by Sunlitsmile reviews
A collection of drabbles that span over Ariana's life in no particular order: her devotion to Aberforth, her adoration of Albus, her happinesses, weaknesses, passions, desires, and how, though she is always forgetting, some things are never forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Ariana D., Albus D.
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. Pairings decided. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob]
The need to touch by FrankieQuinn13 reviews
Chase walked into the lab and blinked, when it didn't disappeare he blinked again, because for the first time in a very long time, Chase Davenport was confused. Yaoi you've been warned.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Chase, Leo - Complete
From The Void by GaleSynch reviews
AU: The primordial son of Chaos was, by all means, a bastard; the daughter of Zeus was having a hard time refraining herself from punching him in the face. They needed him to lead them to victory after all. Percy/Thalia. Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,558 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Thalia G., Percy J.]
Karaoke at Hogwarts by Albuna reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like, if Hogwarts hosted Karaoke night? Check first chapter for author's notes and disclaimer. Fem!Harry. HP/DM. OC. Alive!Lily&James. No Umbridge. Anyways, Read and review you lovely people. xo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] OC, Marauders
All's Fair In Love And War by V.Evergreen reviews
Random oneshots taken from any and all characters lives. First chapter- Leo's confusion when he first sees Percy and Annabeth together, Last chapter- it's a poor resting place, but it's all that she has now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., OC
Catnip by lucindamellark reviews
What would it be like if the Hunger Games characters read the Hunger Games trilogy?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Here Comes the Thunder by Angelic Moon1212 reviews
Amara Potter has secrets, some that she keeps even from her best friends. Shes dyslexic, has ADHD, is able to read and speak Ancient Greek, and loves to read about the greek gods... FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! T for saftey! Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chained by blueicequeen reviews
AU When Harry Potter was blackmailed into marrying Sirius Black, he knew he was walking into a future in hell. When Sirius Black blackmailed Harry Potter into marrying him, he never thought he would find heaven. Warning: Slash/violence/rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Shattering Secrets by TVHollywoodDiva reviews
Rachel's life is irreversibly changed after a summer trip to Julliard in New York City. She needs her friends in glee now more than ever. Mentions rape. Rachel/Puck Romance; rest of glee friendships.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,885 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Disabilities Can Change Things by Gingers rock reviews
Alternate Universe- during the Last Olympian injuries were given to each of the big three children. Thalia is now a mute, Nico is deaf, and Percy is blind. Many events after this chapter of their lives are changed due to the disabilities inflicted on them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Like a Rock by pikachumomma reviews
What if Dean had one person he could depend on always? One person who never left him? One person who put his needs first? Set in AU where Harry is not magical.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,811 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
Portrait by Meany reviews
Every victory has its price. What will the portrait of Salazar want for his help? PostHogwarts. WIP. Written in answer to the challenge from HarrySalazar lj community. Slash. Explicit sexual content. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Heavenly Demon by kirallie reviews
AU. Eventual Slash, threesome with Wincest. Heaven's newest Archangel has been sent to help keep the Seals from breaking. He's not like the other angels, he actually likes Sam and he's keeping a rather big secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.] Michael
Prince of Slytherin by Lord Cartwright reviews
This is the rewritten and revamped story, to be the best. in this story, Harry is in Slytherin, is more colder and a lot more similar to Lord Voldemort than ever before. Will he fight for the Light, The Dark or himself and his own side? Harry will be with other girls but will eventually end up with Daphne Greengrass and no it will not be a Harry/multi-wives/girlfriends story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,898 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Chaos and the Peacemaker by hungergames.percyjackson reviews
Everyone knows about Percy joining Chaos as an assassin, but what about Piper's new job of Chaos's peacemaker? Piper's had a hard life, but she's about to find out that it gets a whole lot harder. OOCness and T for language and couples. The picture's from taringa. net, so no, it's not mine, but it's cool, right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,484 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Piper M., Percy J.
Savior No More by Mija-Lenron reviews
Pan smirked as he watched Emma from his perch in a tree. As he predicted, little miss Savior was crumbling. When his plan came to fruition, Emma truly would be alone. This was only the beginning. Emma wouldn't be leaving Neverland - Pan never let his toys get away. And what a great plaything Emma would be.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Emma S., Peter Pan
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 200,221 - Reviews: 5032 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 6,543 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ice Cubes by FeastofDeath reviews
Families are like ice cubes, perfect little square things that would melt when left in the water. Jack has doubts about his new family, which wasn't really surprising when you take into account his 300 years of solitude. But maybe, just maybe, the guardians might just pull off the whole 'family thing' for him. Oneshots about the winter spirit and his newfound family, the guardians.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,913 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jack Frost
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,739 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Rise and Shine by ttiiggeerr reviews
Severus catcheS Harry out of bed after curfew. Warning: character death, suicide, ghostly demeanors, selfharm. OTHER WARNING: BULLYING CONSEQUENCES
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Huntress by the stargate time traveller reviews
First of my metawitch series. Helena Potter is taken in by her godmother, Bellatrix Black. This is the beginning of a journey that'll take Helena on a road to becoming the Huntress. FEM!HARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,149 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Catwoman by the stargate time traveller reviews
AU Selina Potter is discovered to be the girl who lived, after living a life of neglect from her parents. But Selina won't play by the rules her brother did, with the help of her godmother, Selina becomes the CATWOMAN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,908 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Finally 17! by 9876grpc reviews
Rose is FINALLY turning 17 and she can't wait to seduce that older wizard she's had her eye on for years...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 141,388 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Rose W., Harry P.]
Esmeralda Almas by HarryDracoDizzy reviews
When Harry Poter is declared dead, what will the wizarding world do. Where is Harry really and who is Sasha Portte? A Harry Draco slash story. FemHarry only for a while. HD - HR - BG Adult content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,615 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gods and Demigods read Altered Destinies by Flamebird101 reviews
The heroes from Altered Destinies, written by Anaklusmos14, are sent back in time to read about their adventures, namely Percy. The son of Hades and his friends and family read Altered Destinies, I recommend reading Anaklusmos14's stories because they are really good. I do not own Altered Destinies or the characters. There are a few profanity, but most of the time it is tame.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,083 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013
Immortality Suits You by FeastofDeath reviews
Instead of killing Hades' remaining children, Nico and Bianca Di Angelo, Poseidon convinces Zeus to make them immortal heirs to Olympus instead, as an alternative to stopping the prophecy from coming true. Forty years later, the same thing is done to runaway Thalia Grace and five years later, to a certain Percy Jackson who refuses to utter even a single word.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Infidelity by marksmom reviews
While the cat's away, the mice will play. Begins with pure slash smut...if you don't like it, don't read it. Concerns infidelity on many levels. Mentions of Harry/Ginny and Bill/Fleur...also contains a mention of Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Fallen and Risen by Plush reviews
Harry Potter died. As his friends mourned his death, a new student is transfered to Hogwarts. But why does she look so striking like the late Harry Potter? FemHarryXDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,760 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sound of the Revolution by beakanoma reviews
In his fifth year, Harry faces ostracism with boyfriend Cedric for coming out and for declaring Voldemort has returned. Part 2 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for Chapters 01, 03.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,508 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Snark and Sarcasm: The Prayer Warriors 1 Project by AwesomesauceandNinjas reviews
Full title of the crap!fic is The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One They're the stories everyone loves to hate. However, Nakki and Ginga are throwing their comments into the mix! Warning, possible F-Bomb dropping! Original story rated M.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Percy J.
The Best Part of Me by Takara Phoenix reviews
After Tartarus, after the wars, after everything, Percy feels a darknes gnawing at his heart. He wants to get rid of it. Hecate grands him that wish, though not the way he had thought. Now he's literally stuck with a darker version of himself. Percy/Percy slash; Percest
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
Jade by HPslashSPNLuver92 reviews
ULTIMATE WARNING! AU, OOC, SLASH. Life is hard. For a few people it's even cruel. But for one person a desperate wish is enough to change the worst to the best. Mentions of prostitution. Pairings: Harry/Sam, Dean/OMC. Rated: M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,349 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Sam W.
Undeniable by Takara Phoenix reviews
Spoilers for HoH - Nico comes home to the underworld and all he wants to do is sleep. But there is a son of Poseidon sitting on his bed, demanding answers. Nico doesn't want to confess anything, especially not his feelings, but Percy is just undeniable... Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
The Halfblood Couple Reads by McAwesome007 reviews
In the beginning of fifth year people are selected to read about the past, present and future. With a few twists. AU. Harry/Fem!Percy (Nikole) If you have a better idea for a title or summary PM me.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,700 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
White Owl by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Rogue stumbles upon a new shop in Bayville, White Owl, she also stumbles upon a new friend, and possibly more. FemHarry, FemSlash, FemHarry/Rogue. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,761 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie
Change in perception by Alena13 reviews
The Hogwarts staff and Harry and maybe later friends find the first Harry Potter book. Contains abuse! Severitus OOC! I just love them both! Main plot was done before, but never the way I wanted. Hope you will enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,739 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
83 Ways to Annoy the Dursleys by DaydreamingSlytherin reviews
Beep, beep, beep. For reasons unknown, a young witch named Vivi is staying with the Durselys for the summer. She has a list of way to annoy them. I dont own the list of ways. Actually 85 ways. On temporary hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 65,661 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dudley D., OC
Metamorphosis by Liana Legaspi reviews
Things change, people grow, and Percy Jackson is no exception. / The character growth of Percy through the eyes of Annabeth. WARNING: Minor spoilers for House of Hades!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Change My Life by GetWellHarley reviews
When the Cullens leave, Bella finds out the hard way that the Swan line has a bit of Quileute blood. She goes through the ups and downs of being part of a pack, and accepts the healing they offer her broken heart. However, when the Cullens come back and she imprints on a Cullen that isn't Edward, Bella will have to learn how to forgive and how hard it is to let go. BelxJas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,003 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Bella, Jasper
Spirit of Halloween by Monsters-Need-Love-Too reviews
Man in Moon had been watching Harry ever since he was nearly killed on Halloween night. He had watched the struggles the boy went through. Watched as he made life changing sacrifices. The boy was selfless. Harry James Potter would become the spirit of Halloween. Harry and Jack were both chosen to become Guardians,now, they fight side by side to bring down Pitch. Slash Harry/Jack
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Bambieyes1234 reviews
In a world where Uncle Bartlett went too far, Sookie Stackhouse decides to embrace herself rather than bend to the townfolk's perception of normal. After saving a dense vampire, Sookie is drawn into a curious new world. Slowburn Sookie/Eric.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,476 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Timeless Warrior by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Born in ancient Greece, Perseus loses his mother at a young age to Zeus' rivalry with Poseidon. Rescued and raised by an unexpected goddess, Perseus is raised to be a warrior like only one other, his brother. Becoming a warrior that transcends time, Perseus is forced back into the Greek world and thrown into a war where he must protect the things that still matter most.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,098 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Athena, Percy J.] Annabeth C., Zoe N.
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. How will the Light react when their "Savior" is suddenly for the Dark side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 351,955 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Living On Olympus by coolcatuui reviews
what will happen if Percy, Thalia, and Nico were raised on Olympus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Percy J.
Fallback by IrethR reviews
After the war Harry moves to Lima, Ohio to try and live a normal life as just another invisible teenager. You know what they say about best laid plans, though. KH/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,683 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 154,239 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Playing with Sea Stars by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Percy never dreamed that the childish dare would still be affecting him years later. He didn't think it would lead to his biggest crushes and most embarrassing moments. Most of all, he never expected it to lead to anything important. Of course, when it comes to Silena, he had learned to expect the unexpected. Charles/Silena/Percy. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Percy J., Silena B., C. Beckendorf - Complete
The lack of reaction by christinesangel100 reviews
Second year. When Harry doesn't respond to a Death threat, it sends Severus thinking. Is the boy-who-lived as safe and confident as he appears? Or is he using his fame to hide a lifetime of constant abuse? Severus mentoring Harry, abused Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,764 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Caged Chrysalis by Sacrificial Tao reviews
After suffering an injury during a sporting event shortly before the beginning of his first year at Hogwarts, Harry is forced to remain at home for the year in order to complete a physiotherapy regime. This is how he copes with life at Hogwarts whilst dealing with his long-term affliction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
The best two weeks of my life by Wisegirl13 reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened in those two weeks before TLO ended? The weeks that Annabeth would kill Percy if he didn't say were the best? Fluffy-ness
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Soulsong by Acherona reviews
Returning to Hogwarts to finish his education was supposed to be easy, all the drama was behind him right? Harry had not expected being hit with a whammy his first He had a mate? And it was Snape? Why can't things ever be simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,550 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Beast Within by Takara Phoenix reviews
Vampire & werewolf AU - Nico, leader of the local vampire coven, is in love with a mortal. What will he do when the local wolf pack decides to turn Percy into one of their own to pay Nico back for something very stupid he done to them...? vampire!Nico/submissive!werewolf!Percy slash and mpreg
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.] [Leo V., Hazel L.] - Complete
Love's Epitaph by GaleSynch reviews
AU: It wasn't that Bianca hated Percy or anything, she didn't mind staying close to him, after all, she had to find destroy him somehow if she wanted to be the Child of Prophecy and repay her father. Percy/Bianca.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Bianca A., Percy J.] [Nico A., Rachel D.]
A Memoir by Taliesin19 reviews
"There are horrors in your past that can haunt you. And they never leave your side because every day of your life is a reminder." With shaking hands, she placed her quill back into the ink well. Hermione Granger's story, beginning from her 5th year at Hogwarts to adulthood. Will be HHr eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,615 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Day he was Pushed to Far by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Unable to deal with the pain and loss he felt during the third task; Harry slowly startes to fall apart,the others around him oblivious to it all. The loneliness was eating him up until one day, Harry finally snaps. Mentor/Severus *Suicide-Themes/Death*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,991 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,549 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
A Charmed Primrose by Lady Morganas Heir reviews
My name is Rosary "Primrose" Potter Halliwell. I was raised by Phoebe and Coop Halliwell. I thought my life was going great till the people who gave me away sued to get me back. Now, I'm stuck at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Well, they never had a Halliwell like me there before. I'm a Wiccan Witch, a Wand User, and an Elemental. Fem/Harry, Wrong BWL, Bashing.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Cole T., Harry P. - Complete
13 Shades of Smythe by That Guy Who Ships Niff reviews
Sebastian wants Kurt, but Kurt is still upset with him for his misdoings, so he presents Kurt with his List of all the guys he had fooled around with, which includes almost all of Kurt's friends. 12 slash drabbles of Sebastian messing with one guy after another, up until #13 where he and Kurt get it on. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions - Complete
Hello From Hell by JBS-Forever reviews
Uncle Vernon has decided to make Harry's miserable life a bit more miserable. After Cedric's death, Harry wasn't sure it could get much worse. He was wrong. How long will it take Sirius to make someone believe something isn't right and rescue him? *Warnings: Mild child abuse and slightly OC and sarcastic Harry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,304 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Mad and Impossible by GKingOfFez reviews
James Potter would never give up his daughter for anything. Series of tiny snapshots, AU, Fem!Harry, Alive!Marauders
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 25,570 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., James P.
My Brother's Best Friend by Sab0511 reviews
High school student Bella Swan had a one night stand and then left for Forks, six months later she is expecting their child and he's her new music teacher. Will love bloom between student and teacher? But who's the teacher and who's the student? R&R. Now complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,944 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brothers By Rage by Theleafylord reviews
Paranoid gods, suicidal half bloods and a morale line which gets harder and harder to see. Percy gets picked up by Annabeth, Luke and Thalia after two small changes, lead to huge ones.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,639 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Percy J., Luke C.
Harry Potter and the Renascent Seer by gleefulmusings reviews
When Cordelia Chase falls into a coma, it's up to Xander Harris to see to her care. With help from Anya, he finds hope halfway across the world. Meanwhile, Harry Potter is coming to a few realizations about his life, deciding he really doesn't care for them much at all. Het, slash, femslash, bashing, deaths, etc.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 135,375 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Harry P., Luna L.
Twins and Brothers by PhoenixFelicis reviews
AU. After spending time in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy is on his deathbed, needing to talk to Harry. What he tells him will turn Harry and Draco's world upside down, but will it be for better or for worse? Noted for high family drama. NO FLAMING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shades of Grey: A New Side by OnePlotThickens reviews
AU Post OOtP, After the events at the DOM Harry decides things need to change. He's no longer content to sit under Dumbledore's thumb waiting for the next piece of necessary information that will come just a little too late. Creature fic, HP/DM. Rating is currently T, but subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,985 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Reading Poseidon's Secret Son by kat callan reviews
14 Demigods end up flashed to Olympus. No one knows who the Demigods are and one has been reverted to a previous state. What's going on? Credit belongs to Rick Riordan , J.K. Rowling , and percyjacksonfan135!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Not A Perfect Mother by princessofthedeadsheep reviews
Mother Nature is not a happy spirit, and she think's it's about time someone gave the Guardians a slap of good sense. Rated for language, extended by request.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Man in the Moon - Complete
Understanding the Others: The Red Pyramid by PrincessMnMz reviews
The demigods and Egyptians read the Red Pyramid
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,591 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011
The Prince and the Slave by Takara Phoenix reviews
Total AU - King Nico, ruler over an ancient realm, always gets what he wants. Even if that is the personal sexslave of the local priest. But he would be damned if he'd let Octavian have the gorgeous boy! Nico/Percy slash and mpreg
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,817 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.] [Reyna, Annabeth C.] - Complete
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Saving Regina Mills by L. J. McMahon reviews
Takes place directly after the season 2 finale. When Regina is kidnapped, she reaches out to Emma for help but Emma must make a difficult choice. Eventual, romantic Swan Queen. In depth examination of Hook's character as well, and a new take on the story of Peter Pan. Updates will be every Monday.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Someone To Watch Over Me by creeveylover reviews
Kurt Hummel protects his loved ones, even if it means hiding his own pain. Enter Harry Potter, who makes it his business to take care of him, in every way. WARNINGS: Slash, Top Harry, Bottom Kurt, Mpreg, NON BLAINE FRIENDLY. EWE for HP verse, compliant with Glee thru S4 ep 15
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013
A Werewolf's Cub by Talitha Clearwater reviews
What if Harry grew up in the Wizarding world. What if, instead of living with the Dursleys, Harry was adopted by Remus Lupin after the events on Halloween of 1981. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS DUE TO A SEVERE CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Remus L.
Remus' Cub by Talitha Clearwater reviews
Remus blames Harry for Sirius's death. What happens when Harry commits suicide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Trial of the Chosen by Takara Phoenix reviews
Mutant AU - In a world where mutants struggle for acceptance, they search for the Chosen, the most powerful one. Somehow Percy is pulled in the middle of this as his father sends him out to spy on the different mutant organizations. Now that his father has to stand trial, Percy has to face those he had deceived. What will be the outcome...? Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Piper M., Annabeth C.] - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Olympians In The Mortal World? by WeirdButCool reviews
What would it be like if the Olympians visited Earth? Very funny & this is my first time doing something like this but plz read & review!Ideas are appreaciated! Better than it sounds!Rated T for later chapters! Now an actual story!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hermes, Apollo - Complete
She-Hulk by phantom00 reviews
After her uncle shot her Jennifer Potter apparated to the avengers mansion where she got blood from Bruce Banner and Thor and becoming the Incredabile She-Hulk.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013
Reading The Black Circle by Imagination-Magic reviews
All the same characters join in again to read the 5th installment of The 39 Clues series. A continuation story of CelestialMacabre's "Reading the Sword Thief"
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012
Potions Fume, Baby Boom, and Ministry Doom by Love Faith Embers reviews
(Thanks, StillWatersAreDeep, for the title change.) After a potions accident, the submissive 5th through 7th years find themselves pregnant. Once they know who 'fathered' the babies, Dumbledore states that they have to be resorted and move in with their partners. What happens when the Ministry finds out? Drarry, Dumble/Ron/Ginny bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 3693 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Coming Home by daylight-chan reviews
Rachel goes back home to Lima to visit the New Directions. Who comes with her?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Rachel B., Brody W. - Complete
Harry and the Greek Gods by wolf-shinigami reviews
What would happen if Harry found out that one of his parents wasn't who he thought. How would Hogwarts fare with a battle trained Hero for a Savior. HP/PJ/? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
Don't Think Just Do It: Year 4 by I am the Girl Who Lived reviews
Part 4 of the Don't Think Just Do It series.With the Triwizard Tournament at Hogwart's,and Harry mysteriously entered in it,there's romance,surprises,dances,and an annoying woman trying to get the flocks secrets in the papers.Not good at summaries. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 218,618 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Flaws by xhiddendreamx reviews
Katie counted 12 flaws... Travis couldn't even see one. Katie knows she's not perfect, she sees all of her flaws. To Travis, she couldn't be anymore wrong. COMPLETED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Love Beats Olympians by TheAngelsCryInBlood reviews
When Aphrodite messes up with someones love life on a big scale, like putting Percy with a cheater even though he's the most popular Demi-God in history, her son Eros has to step in and put the peices back together, the god of love my just have found it for himself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Percy J.
Objects in Mirror by CayStar reviews
"Did you just bite me, Paul?" You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. Paul/Bella imprint story, not your typical Bella. Rated M for language and adult situations. **2014 Fandom Choice Awards 2nd place Best Romance and Best Bella**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,666 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
I am an Opportunist by ShellSueD reviews
Ranger told Steph that he was an opportunist - and she's going to learn exactly what that means. Ranger's POV.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Life Happens by MIA202 reviews
Bella's a witch. She tries to tell Edward- he leaves. An incident with the Volturi. Family & friends in England. Romance on the side. When will she meet the Cullens again? You can't always guide your life they way you want it to go, sometimes life happens
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blood Ties by marksmom reviews
The summer between 4th and 5th year is not a good one for Harry and something is discovered that makes it even worse. See inside for warnings...Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,942 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Bill W.
My Hearts Murderer by Breaking Harmony reviews
She stepped back, tightening her grip on Edwards arm,"I don't understand." The look in his red eyes shifted, a frown on his immortal face as his pricing gaze took Edwards, then back to her own. "You see mia stella, your are mine."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Aro
Daughter of Persephone by bexbritishbombshell5903 reviews
"I was never supposed to be born, and its not my fault that I was!" But i should have kept my mouth shut. Nico/OC. Slight Percabeth and Jasper. I stink at summaries please reviews
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,955 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Nico A., Persephone
This is how I disappear by lifeless.bookworm reviews
Harry Potter is not the boy who lived. He has always been invisible. What happens when he catches the eye of Draco Malfoy? Draco is determined to figure out the mystery that is Harry Potter. In addition he has recently been found by his godfather. How will Harry cope with all this attention? Warnings: Abuse, Rape, Homosexual relationship, grave injustice to the writings of JKR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,823 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coming Home by legendariium reviews
Finish rebuilding Olympus, Annabeth returns back to San Francisco. She promises to Percy that she will come back. Months later, she returns to New York City, ready to officially live there. She meets up with the other demigods and are all ready to attend Goode High. What they find there is something so bizarre. Percy was popular? What the Hades? Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,855 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Thirteen Reasons Why by MissBecca reviews
My name is...was Harry Potter. I died because of you. Thirteen People, thirteen reasons, and a best friend who will never see people the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
What They Said About Contact by GaleSynch reviews
AU: A word of advice: When you ran into Cupid, restrain from insulting him. Otherwise, you'll end up just like Jason: frustrated, far from home and stuck in contact with a certain daughter of Poseidon. Maybe Hera's plan wouldn't be so hard to pull off after all. Jason/Fem!Percy. Nico/OC. Annabeth/Leo. Frank/Hazel. Some Piper bashing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,005 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Percy J., Jason G.]
A Beautiful Night by Takara Phoenix reviews
A piece on Paul and Sally's wedding and Sally's last thoughts as Sally Jackson. Paul/Sally fluff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Sally J., Paul B.] [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
One More Day by Perseia Jackson reviews
Fem!Percy. Sequel to Waking Up The Ghost. With the war over Percy expected life to return to normal. Well, the norm for a demigod, but a new prophecy and the fact she's got seven more months before she can do anything without someone breathing down her neck complicates things. She never expected to wake up with wolves and no memory except for her name and another name, Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,904 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Luke C., Percy J.
Daddy Hades by ncalkins reviews
Percy running from Abuse stops at a park where he meets Hades god of the underworld. Who decides to take Percy home with him, how will the other gods react! out of charactor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,006 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Hades, Percy J.
The Gods Become Teachers by The Forgotten Demigod reviews
The gods are bored, and wants to be teachers at Goode High School, to make fun of their children. Maybe some couples. Still a work in progress. Maybe OOC, Maybe Percabeth, T to be safe, Need ideas for the teachers! No flames
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy's Bullies by Liana Legaspi reviews
A collection of one-shots focusing on Percy's bullies. Chapter 1: While working at Caribou, Nancy recognizes an old rival. Chapter 2: Clarisse meets a chip-toothed punk. Chapter 3: Sloan meets his old nemesis in unlikely circumstances. Chapter 4: Isabel Gonzalez. Chapter 5: The "Old Sot." Chapter 6: Octavian. Chapter 7: Drew Tanaka. Chapter 8: Gabe Ugliano. Chapter 9: ?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Percy J., Nancy B., Matt S., Clarisse R. - Complete
Olympic Heights: The Siege of Hades by Sincerely Kimby reviews
"I wasn't the hero and I'm not sure I ever will be—but with Percy around, the world seems to be in good hands." Book one of Leila Jackson series. What if the great hero Percy Jackson had a twin sister that he grew up with? Rewind and go back to find out exactly what it would have been like for everyone... Twin sister's POV of the Lightning Thief. Pre/Post TLT AU NOT A MARY SUE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,802 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Grover
Dragon's Magic by Espeon Master Espo reviews
Harry Potter is powerful in the wizarding world. Too bad no one realized he is even more powerful in the world of the Dragons. This has been Beta read. If there are still mistakes let me know. And don't say I need a beta. I will not listen to those comments.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,745 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wait, Scratch That by jobob reviews
what if Harry Potter had been born a girl? Would the Dursleys have treated him differently? Would he have the same friends? Would he be in the same house? Now starting 6th year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 319,099 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Harry P.
Melting of the Ice Kings Heart by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
The spirits of earth will learn quickly that you never hurt a friend of Jack Frost, especially when they see the other side of the fun loving spirit they despise; the darker side.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Blue by RememberThatCoolPerson reviews
This time Percy won't crash his own funeral, this time Percy isn't just missing, this time Percy is really and truly dead. What happens when his friends accept the truth; Percy Jackson has fallen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,232 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Returned by percyjacksonfan16 reviews
Percy stayed on Ogyia with Calypso but when she is taken, Percy returns back home where it is has been four years. Immortality has strange effects on Percy and the gods are worried. Annabeth is nearly nineteen, can she still make Percy fall in love with her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,512 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Percy J.
Obolus by Hubristic Chick reviews
Meet the newest addition to the Squint Squad: Forensic Anthropologist Dr. H.J. Potter. Murder, love, mystery, and death. Nothing out of the ordinary. Booth/Harry/Bren
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., S. Booth, T. Brennan
Strong Blood by CooLibrarian reviews
Harry and Dudley learn about their muggle grandparents, and the struggles they faced while facing challenges of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 95,141 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
To Heal What's Broken by Icywingsoffire reviews
Harry's abuse has left him torn, but when Draco comes in, he helps the Pain. What will become of this? M for slash, language, and graphic abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hail, Lord Perseus! by Scorpii Apollo Xayges reviews
Perce decided to accept the gift of immortality, but then, lots of things went wrong. A lot of things changed. What will happen next? No one knows. Read to find out. FOLLOWED BY 'HAIL, LORD PERSEUS 2'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Oh My Dear Voldemort by Summers First Snow reviews
After Voldemort died not only did he make Harry a Horcrux, but also claimed him as his soul mate. This is the story of a Harry, Hathor, who kills his family, is found and raised by the Addams. Warning Cross dressing, murder... Fun. LV/HP/FW/GW poss. harem SS/? ;3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
Things Jack Shouldn't Do, Eat, or Drink by Jettara1 reviews
Jack's always been on his own so never had any rules or resitrictions but now as a Guardian he's learning there are some things he shouldn't do and the Big Four are more than willing to lay down the law with him. For better or worse Jack's going to discover some rules are for his own good while others are just begging to be broken. Rating may go up in later chapters.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,565 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, North - Complete
Seasons of War by Khyron56 reviews
When Percy is murdered by a mysterious assassin, all of Olympus finds itself thrown into a war for the survival of not only themselves, but all life. But, how easy will that fight be when the enemy turns one of their best against them?... Extremely AU. Read at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,758 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
To Live and Let Go by Sadie Winchester reviews
Sequel to 'Aqua et Nix - Two Immortal Souls'; Pitch is back, more sinister and powerful than before, his Nightmares tormenting the humans. The Man in the Moon, out of options, decides to recruit Percy Jackson, the newly turned Olympian, to assist the Guardians. Will Percy be able to let go of his resentment for Jack, or will his hatred cause him to join Pitch?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Percy J., Jack Frost
A Not So Normal Proposal by I promise you that reviews
In which Sirius Black, Bella Potter's unconventional Romeo, proposes, forgets the ring, and proposes again at three in the morning. *Fem!Harry/Sirius*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
I Know Your Secret by Jecht Breaker reviews
"I Know Your Secret!" she whispered! "Harry" has a secret and that Fleur knows what it is. She wants him, & because of Skeeter & her lies 'he' starts the Fairytale Frontier Newspaper so 'he' can stop the lies & report the truth. The world gets out of control, and becomes a whole lot more confusing, awesome, & magically advanced! Contains some yuri!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,841 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Katie B., Gabrielle D.]
And Farther Still Than That by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Spending an eternity doing nothing with two strange demigods isn't something Luke expects after death. But as her hand grasps his, he thinks that maybe things won't be as bad as he'd originally thought. And he still isn't sure of many things, but one thing he is sure of is this: he'd follow Percy to the ends of the world and farther still than that. Luke/Jason/Fem!Percy/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Luke C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.]
Shine by Fire of the lioness reviews
AU! She is the twin of Galen Potter, the famous Boy Who Lived. While he lives in the spotlight, she is forced to survive in the shadows. But she won´t be alone. Creatures of Magic, prepare for your student! Pairing: FredGeorgeOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,484 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/12/2006
Changes by Tesgura reviews
Set in the beginning of the 4th book, Dark!Powerful!Harry After Lucius is sent to take out the people watching Harry during the summer and Harry gets 'kidnapped' before joining Voldemort. But when Harry goes back who's waiting for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 70,869 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
But I Can't Love Him by ll The Slytherin Queen ll reviews
Harry and Draco were destined to be enemies from the moment they set eyes on each other - the whole school knew of that. But what happens when they don't want to be enemies anymore? And maybe just more than friends? Rated M for language, and sexual activity (that comes later). Includes a little bit of Hermione x Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Percy's Fathers by Liana Legaspi reviews
A three-shot focusing on each of Percy's fathers. Chapter 1: A bunch of Percy's friends find Gabe in a Soho gallery. Chapter 2: Paul finds Percy unconscious outside of Goode. Chapter 3: Poseidon never knew what to think.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Paul B., Gabe U. - Complete
Trust Me Love by Kuro-Shi-Kage reviews
Hermione gets a letter from one of her best friends,Harry Potter, however she saw him only yesterday and now he is in trouble? What is going on? A sort of Fem Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 66,222 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P.
While You Were Sleeping by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
This Is War by Anime Girl23 reviews
Harry Potter crossover - They were children, born into a world that was already at war. Different Houses. Different sides. Light vs. Dark, but people are wrong sometimes. People change. A Slytherin who isn't cut out to be a Death Eater and a Hufflepuff who just wants to stay alive. War can tear people apart, but it can bring them together, too. Finn/Puck and some Harry/Draco slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
The Night's Son by Atrox-Aro reviews
Raised and born as a Primordial, the Son of Nyx must now step up to the challenge and defeat Tartarus. Will the Night's Son accomplish this task or vanquish in the process? R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,553 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Althea Potter, The Girl Who Lived - I by throughthedarkersideofthings reviews
Althea Elizabeth Potter has just learned that she is a witch, and now she is off to a magical school with new friends and plenty of adventures to have - if she can survive the year... /AU, especially after book four, no Ron & Hermione here (except mentioned in passing), but no bashing. This is intended as a precursor to The Place Where It All Started. Loved!Powerful!Fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Rubeus H., Luna L., Neville L., OC
My Mommy Hestia by unknown lunatic reviews
Percy is left alone on the streets as a mere baby. He is found and cared for by Hestia. She raises him on Olympus but keeps him a secret. What about camp? Poseidon? Powers? Will the council find out? Hestia welcomes flames/criticism, no wack mean reviews. Possible OOCness. Question: Should Percy be shown doing ALL of the quests in the books, like Golden Fleece, Artemis, etc?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hestia, Percy J.
Life after the Games by RainingJellyDonuts reviews
Life in district 12 for Katniss and Peeta. Post Mockingjay Pre-Epilouge. It's from both Katniss and Peeta's perspectives, as in it switches off every other chapter. Please R&R! Rated K.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,364 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
she lives for them by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Fem Harry drabble series can be any pairing. she lives for them. the people in her life the people that suround her. please leave prompts and review first up sirius/FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Lord's Lament by Selena Silvermoon reviews
Something in Harry changes that summer between fourth and fifth year. At his trial he discovers what someone has been hiding from him since he was born. AU HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,973 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 4,190 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Amphiptere by Lord Supremo reviews
Post-OotP. After a traumatic start to his summer at Privet Drive, Harry snaps. An unlikely ally emerges, and Harry's discovery of the true Prophecy leads him away from Dumbledore and into the darkness, ultimately culminating in a battle for his very soul. Features Fem!Blaise, Dark!Aristocrat!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, and eventual Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,423 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Amai Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone by Geo And Neo reviews
Abadoned due to the fact I am re-writing it. I have already posted the first 3 chapters of the re-write. I'm working on the rest. This will not be deleted, since I broke my other computer, and this story has all the chapters I've written so far! 3 - I apologize, but that'd be for nothing, wouldn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,559 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting Closer by Lady Alice101 reviews
A story of love, hate, betrayal, revenge and everything in between. Follow Poseidon and Athena as they face the trials and tribulations of their unconditional love. (Same story guys, just a different summary).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,755 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
My Pereche by ggf83 reviews
The stories always said that some bonds are stronger than that of a mate. Jasper thinks this is just a myth until he meets his own 'sufletul pereche' and has to accept he is destined for Bella, not Alice. Sometimes you can't fight what is destined to be, even if your life is already perfect. Jasper/Bella, but no Alice-hate! AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
Daughter of Lightning: Tale of the Defender by Lady Jade Scribbler reviews
Alex Potter used to think she was just a normal girl. But then she found out she was a witch. Now, shortly before her thirteenth birthday, she's discovering an entirely new side to herself. She's a demigod and belongs partly to yet another world; one with monsters, gods, and vengeful titans. What will happen? With so many twists and turns, an interesting life is a given. Fem Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,023 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
The Aftermath by Grey-Rain-Cloud reviews
'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,806 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013
The Stars of the Class by Liana Legaspi reviews
Hercules, Theseus, and Jason might be your favorites, but Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are your shining stars. You'll remember them, every word, quest, and heroic quality millenniums after they perish like all puny demigods do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Percy J., Chiron, Annabeth C., Dionysus - Complete
Outside The Lines by Cirruz The Night Elf reviews
One Letter. That's all it took. One simple piece of paper, that changed Ponyboy's life forever. Rated T for violence.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sodapop C., Ponyboy C., Darry C.
Someday by JessDS reviews
One shot entry for the Imprint Challenge. Bella doesn't know what's going on with Jake. When she goes to find out, her day is totally turned in a different direction than she ever thought it would. Read and Review please. NOW CONTINUED INTO A FULL STORY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Paul
The Firebenders by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry is raised in the Fire Nation alongside Princess Azula. When Harry must return to his world to face Voldemort, Azula joins him. Together, can they save two worlds? changed to M. Harry/Azula
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,829 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Azula
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
The twelve olympian kids by greekghostgirl reviews
Someone decides to pull a 'prank' on the gods, by turning them all into little kids! Now they have to stay at camp half-blood with their kids "protecting" them. What does that mean for camp? Who did this? Why? Will the Olympians ever get changed back? Oh, and did I mention the fact that they have no clue who they really are?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,020 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011
A Small Spark Of Love by Cazzylove reviews
War ends and everyone is celebrating bar Harry, who after having to much to drink ends up in bed with Draco, only to find he is pregnant a month later. Slash, Fem-Slash, Mpreg, Dumbledore Bashing, Good Malfoy's, Good Voldemort. Better summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Romans Read The Last Olympian by TheMoonCake reviews
The Romans read The Last Olympian. Read along with Reyna, Hazel, Frank, Gwen, Dakota, and Octavian, as they read on to find out how epic and powerful Percy Jackson and his friends are. Mainly Percy. Set before TLH and after TLO. Rated T for swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,698 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
I Don't Think So by Grey-Rain-Cloud reviews
The Goddess of Love would not stand for this. It was unacceptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Harry P., Aphrodite
The Demon Moon Reaper by DrakefireAtomic reviews
Lily wasn't just Lily Potter. she was the god queen of Hell. After she was killed she wanted a few things. Revenge and her daughter Margaret. So she planned to get both. Luckily Margaret was easy to find, not so easy to get. When she did, she raised her without inhibitions and as a grim reaper. Now she's back and ready to reap. Fem-Harry. Yuri/Futa sexual warnings. No one under 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,252 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Drabbles, HarryDraco Style by Kalira69 reviews
A - fairly random - collection of Draco/Harry drabbles. Here be slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 484 - Words: 140,037 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Enclosed by Holyfrell reviews
"Well, this is exciting…" Jack noted sarcastically from his position underneath the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Bite Me by jg3m reviews
Glee/Harry Potter/Twilight fiction. After helping his brothers, Harry & Edward, thru the war of Hogwarts, Blaine Potter decides to seek a more peaceful life in the small town of Lima, Ohio. And then he meets the Glee kids... Werewolf!Kurt Vampire!BlaineandHarry Full summary inside. Please read! I'm really bad at summaries cus im a wordy person. AU. Trigger Warnings!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Blaine A.
Two Universes-Reading the Queen's Champion by Rogan-Merthur-Whouffle reviews
When 'Blake' gets sent back to the past to read 'The Queen's Champion', what will happen? All rights go to Anakulsmos14.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,749 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Percy J.
The Muggles' Niece by Lily F. Lux reviews
First in my Evanna Potter series. It's Lily Evanna Potter's first year at Hogwarts and things are getting interesting. For starters, Evanna is Sorted into Slytherin while her cousin is a Gryffindor, there's a troll loose in the castle on Hallowe'en, somebody's possibly trying to kill her ... Yes, this will be one strange year. Fem!Harry, Loving!Dursleys. No romance, no slash. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Serpens and Leona by Music24601 reviews
SUMMERY UPDATE: Draco Malfoy and Harriet Potter have done a good job at hideing their relationship. Or so they thought. What happens when the one person they wanted to keep it from the most finds out about it? story includes assult and tortue, but nothing too overly grafic. Warnings are posted where needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,186 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Olympians At School by Me The Awesome reviews
All the Olympians have to act like mortals, attend a mortal school, and live in the mortal world, FOR A YEAR! How will they survive? Get ready for a crazy, fun and adventure-filled year! Includes out-of-school events. 'Submit An OC' contest open!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,035 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Vulnerable Shift by Allrounder reviews
When Artemis Fowl meddles with the wrong magic again, it might cost him more than another personality. And all of all times for an old enemy to return, and one more person to join the Fowl family. (Summary sucks, but summerizes better than my other one.) FemArtemis. A/O
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Artemis F., Orion F.
Week Of Miracles by GaleSynch reviews
Titan's victory AU: When the world falls because of one boy's hate, it's up to Silena Beaureguard to set things right again. Dark!Percy/Thalia/Annabeth/Luke. Drabble style. Silena-centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Thalia G.
The Lion and I by ginnyrules27 reviews
When five year old Harry runs away from home, he mets a young lion cub. Five years later, he's whisked back to the magical world of Hogwarts but his friend remains by his side through thick and thin. Canon all the way-for both categories Not Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,357 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Simba
A Broken Family by hiddenwriter691 reviews
Korra and Mako shared one night, a night that they both agreed to forget. When Korra realizes she is pregnant, she knows it must stay secret. Five years later, she and Mako have kept a safe distance from one another, but Korra's secrets are finally coming out, secrets that could affect not only her relationship with Mako, but her future as the Avatar.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,473 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Korra, Mako
Reading The Son of Neptune by Darth Lumiya Skywalker reviews
Greeks and Romans unite to read The Son of Neptune with the gods! Percabeth and slightly Jeyna. Read & review! T because I'm paranoid!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,201 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Annabeth C., Reyna
Stolls' Show by nomnom15 reviews
Season Two of Stolls' Show has begun...and now it has become the Olympians' first ever sketch comedy...as well as the highest rated. Unfortunately, it may be a bit more raunchier than before. Still Rated T for coarse language and suggestive content!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Percy J., Travis S.
Maximum Ride: the Fight for Family by Chenoa6 reviews
The flock move to Privet Drive. Keeping their secret isn't easy, but theirs isn't the only secret to uncover. Worlds collide when science meets magic, and the flock struggle to stay together, with new enemies in and out of school. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,007 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max
Somebody That I Used To Know by Fabraygron reviews
Quinn and Rachel sleep together after Nationals...what happens next? [Indefinite Hiatus]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,423 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Brothers By Choice by T3hWh1t3P4nth3r reviews
The Malfoys and the Potters were friends before BOTH met an early end. Draco and Harry are like brothers to each other. Though it might seem a bit like it at times, this is NOT a Drarry fic. Sorry... Rated for language mostly... OOCness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bloodlines by Izzie Jackson reviews
They say blood is thicker than water. If that's so, how thick is it when secrets are kept?
Crossover - Glee & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Kurt H., Kol M.
That Sexy Intimidation Thing by FlamboyantlyBiBoy reviews
Thoth told Carter and Walt to go to The Empire State Building. They didn't expect what they found, and Carter ended up rather…flustered over a boy from the dance at BAG the night before. Slash, smut in the final chapter, threesomes (Walt/Sadie/Anubis, Jason/Piper/Leo), mpreg hints, arranged marriage. Sequel to Control Release.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Carter K., Walt S.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
The Golden Slytherin by cm0011 reviews
Struggling with his Godfather's death, Harry is feeling more alone than ever. He comes into Severus Snape's care, and they soon learn that you can't always judge a book by it's cover. What will they realize about each other? How much will they lean on each other in the road ahead of them? AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,774 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Not Romeo and Juliet by silverblondhairedlover reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, tried to fight for their love between their Houses heavy rivalry and their Inheritance. Creature fic. Full summary inside. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Time for Family by NightWild7000 reviews
After his father died, James abandoned his family. Only when Albus is dying does James realise what happened. By accident, James travels back in time and is given a second chance to save his family. WARNINGS: death, child abuse, rape, suicide, violence, disturbing imagery, mild sexual situations, negative alcohol use. This story is part of my 'Family of Harry potter' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,923 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - James S. P., Lily Luna P.
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals? Slash-LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,484 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Morrigan Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone by Harpygirl24 reviews
AU/FemHarry. Morrigan Potter, the-girl-who-lived, comes to Hogwarts with no supplies and wearing someone else's robes. Sorted into Slytherin, Snape tries to hate her, but when Hermione tells him what Morrigan told him he makes a vow to protect Lily's daughter against an enemy that's worst then the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,020 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
For the Love of a Godfather by youwannabekate reviews
Slight AU- disregards 'Nineteen Years Later'. During Harry's Fifth Year, his Christmas at Grimmauld Place is interrupted by two surprise visitors: himself? And his...son? What in the name of Merlin is going on here? Time Travel, Harry adopts Teddy, Godfather bonding, Father/son bonding, passing mentions of Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and Remus/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Teddy L.
UpSIdE doWn by Arashi No Kokoro reviews
Harry's life takes a 180 when a spell cast long ago wears off and she is returned to her true form. Now Hanna must go through fifth year without telling anyone who she truly is. The dark times are back, and the hero seems to be missing. DM/HP Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Horny Dolphins by FireTales2 reviews
Kurt's new pants leave Puck feeling horny all day, so when they get some alone time they act upon their needs. What happens when they forget that the New Directions are coming over? SMUT!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Kurt H., Puck, New Directions - Complete
Kim Possible: Rogue by LJ58 reviews
Shego's on a rampage. Team Possible is MIA. GJ is outclassed, and in over their heads, having been caught flatfooted by a growing threat they have yet to comprehend. What's really going on? Only man knows, and he's in a coma.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,095 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Nothing Like the Sun by Miss Poki reviews
In 1999 Dean Winchester picked up a girl at a bar: a girl with dark hair, green eyes, and a hippie friend. Nothing will ever be the same again. Dean/Fem!Harry. Pre-series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,001 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Dean W.
Guardians, Purebloods and Lessons by TheAngelsCryInBlood reviews
Most of the fifth years have to take summer classes and Harry is taken in by the Tonks'. To top it all off she has to deal with Malfoy and his gang during the summer, time to bring out her Slytherin side. Fem!Harry Credit goes to HarnGin for the inspiration form their story Summer Lessons
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Andromeda T., Harry P.
Me, Myself, and Death by QuiteMike reviews
FemHarry struggles to defeat Voldemort when Eragon and Saphira appear in their world. No slash. Starts fourth year, not very cannon. Ron Bashing, good guy Albus, Sword fighting adventure. There will be Death, favourites will die,it will be gory, and the whole world rest on Alyse Potter shoulders. The world shall be covered in ashes. Pairings have not been decided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Eragon S.
Welcome to My Life by Abbs1996 reviews
Fang and Max have hated each other ever since they were 1. Their moms are best friends, they go to school together, and they are next door neighbors. Which makes it near impossible to get away from each other. Will they ever get over the hate? FAX! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Max, Fang
Son of the Underworld by ncalkins reviews
What if Percy was the son of Hades? What if Poseidon never broke the oath? What if Grover was never Percy's friend? What if Percy was an outcast among humans and demigods a like, how would he servive? Read to find out! OOC, and AU Working on chapter 6: 48 pages on openoffice and 15084 words.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Hades, Percy J.
True Darkness by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry and Bellatrix are pulled back in time to become the apprentices of Morgan Le Fey. Harry/Bellatrix. Hellatrix. Rated M for later content. Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
A Different Kind of Magic by Belle's Noir reviews
Sequel to 'Lies and Limitations'. Halliwell Potter has well remembered every lesson her Aunt ever gave her about the magical world and now she's starting Hogwarts. She just can't understand the way these people think magic works but she won't let their nonsense rules hold her back. Fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P.
Life At The Wilderness School by RaynieJay reviews
He's the jock. The hot one. The bad ass. The one every girl is in love with besides me. He has his group of friends like Luke Castellan, Chris Bryant, Landyn Scott, Butch Rider, & Dylan Joselyn. I hate them all with a burning, fiery passion. All human R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Jason G., Piper M.
Introspect by DevRiot reviews
It's an accident the first time, but after that, it just becomes commonplace for Erik to tease Charles. He keeps thinking about the professor in a number of compromising positions - and the telepath can't help but overhear. Rated M for sexual themes. Cherik. Slightly smutty, but not too detailed. Please read and review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Magneto, Xavier, C. - Complete
Sleepless Nights and Lonely Days by ishika-malfoy reviews
"Because even if she doesn't know it, I'm her's. I always have been been and I always will be. And I'll keep waiting for her forever..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Puzzles and Love by BlueSkyeCloud9 reviews
When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,573 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Uphill and Against the Wind by formaldehyde.corruption reviews
A series of encounters over the years leave Percy Jackson desperately in love with Apollo, the Sun God, but when Hera switches her with Jason Grace, Percy is left in New Rome with only the vague memory of a boy that almost seems to glow gold. Fem!Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,305 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Apollo, Percy J.
A New Family by dragonoffire3 reviews
When the Dursleys go to Washington on Buissness, little does Faith Potter know that she is about to gain a whole new family. Fem!Harry! WARNING: RAPE and ABUSE! Set the summer before second year. UP FOR ADOPTION! SEE A/N.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Dearly Beloved by Izzie Jackson reviews
Eight years have passed since graduation at McKinley High School. New Directions has split and everyone is living a different life. Imagine everyone's surprise when Rachel shows up on all of their doorsteps with an invitation to her marriage to Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Oh Merlin, NO! by Dark Elven Sorceress reviews
My version of mass pregnancy challenge fic. Reviews are welcome with open arms :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,428 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thalico? Hello? HUNTRESS OF ARTEMIS by COOKIEMONSTER 249 reviews
Thalia is a HUNTRESS. Nico DiAngelo is just her friend. Her male friend who is super deep and sensitive but just a FRIEND. So, when Thalia, Drew and Nico go on a quest, Why is Thalia so compelled to singe off Drew's perfectly plucked eyebrows?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
The Greatest Act by Slytherin.Fixation reviews
Harriet Potter never really did exist, she was simply a girl with the unwanted power to destroy her father. GirlHarry; DarkHarry; Eventual SlytherinHarry; UnspeakableHarry; Gryffindor bashing; NON-SLASH HP/DM; TMR/LE; I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,436 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 6/11/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
When Harry Met Slytherins by V for Viagra reviews
Harry is suffering and the only people who can save him are the two people he thought hated him the most. BZ/DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,764 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blood Promise read aloud by MissHathaway reviews
Our favorite gang is reading Blood Promise :)
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,429 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/19/2011
All That I'm Living For by Just A Drop In The Ocean reviews
Fate is fate.Exactly when you think you've got everything you've ever wanted,something bad will happen and will turn your happy fairy-tale-life upside cause fate is fate and you couldn't be happy until you earn your happiness yourself. Fem Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,031 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Percy J., Apollo - Complete
Family Bonding by Boho-Indie Queen reviews
The Big Three and their kids go camping to bond. Yes, you read right. They are going camping for 5 days to bond. Will it end well? First story, contructive critisism welcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hades, Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon
Shadow and Shadeslayer by milky0candy reviews
"Please Garrow, please my dear brother...please take care of my children for me. Promise me you will..." His little sister fell to the ground, her eyes wide and begging, her face tear stained. How could he ever say no? Female Eragon, EragonxMurtagh. T for now
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Eragon S., Murtagh
Stolen Magic by Phoenix Estheim reviews
Harry was born differently. He was born with a rare creature inheritance. With his twin mistaken for the boy-who-lived and his mate accidently banished he is transported into a new world where he is held prisoner for his power. Warning contains slash pairings, good dark side hp , light bashing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Eragon S.
Brutally Honest by YourGleek reviews
Six years later, Santana Lopez still hears the words that Rachel Berry spat at her in the choir room. As much as they had stung her at the time, not even she had imagined that they would actually come true. Future!Fic Pezberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,029 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
A Shocking Inheritance by Haley-Belle reviews
Azalea Potter wakes up on her 14th birthday to a shocking revelation in her inheritance. Warning: Fem!Harry and mentions of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Addictive Seduction by Geo And Neo reviews
He was her drug. It was unhealthy, she knew. But he owned her. Her heart, mind, body and soul. He was a drug. She was the user. It was wrong, she knew all this! But, she didn't care. She was to far in already. She couldn't get out. She was addicted. AU:Fem!Harry.Dark!Light.Good!Voldie.Dark!Dumbles.Bad!Ron.Good!Tom.Dark!Harry.Strong!Harry.Creature!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Two Words by StarrySea reviews
You have been granted permission by the gods to write a letter of two words to anyone you know. Hermes will make sure they receive the message in whatever manner that may be. Two words, that's it. Choose them wisely." Chapter 7: Silena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012
A Stitch in Time by cassikat reviews
AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,109 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - The Rani, Harry P.
Hush Little Baby by Demon-girl15 reviews
Based on the event of Arkham City and the credits bit where Harley sings."Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna kill for you the whole damn world." Since we all know no one would let Harley keep a child after its born, what if Harley was Harry's birth mother? New chapter at last.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,760 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Harley Quinn, Harry P.
High School Flings by Librangen reviews
All Human. Young Sookie Stackhouse has a hard time in her small town, Eric Northman doesn't help her much with that problem. When he pushes her to the most she can take what will she do? What will he do? Cheeky. Sexy. Lust filled. Angst. Drama. Romance. Friendship. See how their relationship grows.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,881 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Eric, Sookie
Change of Directions by JStone95 reviews
AU. Growing up in New York City, Rachel Berry turned out to be anything but just a small town girl. So when she gets sent to Lima to live with her birth mother, lives and hierarchies at McKinley High get turned upside down. Faberry. AN: Currently rewriting and beta-ing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 227,741 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] - Complete
Ootori vs Potter by Siv the Fish reviews
In Harry Potter's second year Ron's wand backfired leaving the boy-who-lived in to the girl-who-lived. That was four years ago. Shortly after losing her godfather Hari is engaged to Kyoya Ootori. Who will win in the battle of wills?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,063 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
Mind games by Sister of Mayhem reviews
After the tragedy at the Ministry, Harry is forced to take up Occlumency lessons with his least favorite teacher. Snape finds out an awful secret about Harry and decides to give his life a swing in the opposite direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,300 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Asian Mystery by Eraman reviews
This is a Wert so if you don't like it don't read it. Kurt may start out falling for Blaine Anderson but soon realizes his heart belong to someone else. Someone who is linked to McKinley and Dalton and when Kurt finds out just how that is he gets quite the shock. I dedicate this story to my grandma (älskar dig alltid)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 244,439 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kurt H., Wes - Complete
Nueva Academy by corrupt exchange reviews
Harry's locked in Azkaban for life. Or so he thought. He comes into his magical inheritance and is spirited away. Now he's at Nueva, where students are seduced by Incubi, Vampires snarl and fight for the submissive newbie, and the Werewolves want him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,099 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P.
Mini Skirts by Akari-Chaan reviews
Blaise had high standards. That didn't mean he doesn't notice Hailey Potter running around in a skirt so short it should be illegal. Fem!Harry/Blaise. Year 6. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Cabin One Kids by AriDaughterofZeus reviews
If Zeus really had a bunch of children when the Great Prophecy was in place, what would happen when they were at Camp Half-Blood? A collection of drabbles, attempting to answer just that. AU, T for some violence, et cetera. PM me with drabble ideas, and please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012
Chancing Chaos by Ell Roche reviews
Protocol, courting, impropriety, bloodlines, honor, vows: pureblood culture is ever chaotic. A oneshot collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,148 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Harry P., Astoria G., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 2865 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 4,768 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Broken Strings by DZ2 reviews
Abandoned by more than just the wizarding world, Harry chooses to embrace a side of him that he never knew existed with a guardian he never expected. However, as he learns more about his power, he finds himself wanting protections, comfort and companionship…from a certain grey-eyed Slytherin. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,181 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
HJB Diaries by YAOI-CREAPER reviews
...They only stay in one place for a couple of weeks and then the wizarding world finds them. They had lived in Florida for the longest time and Harry had finally been able to settle down and make some friends. But that was short lived when the wizarding world got a hold of them and Sirius had them move again. So now, here they were, in the boring town of Mystic Falls... (SLASH!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,097 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Damon
Silver Eyes Burn In The Night by VioletEyedPrincess reviews
What would have Harrys life been like if he had been adopted by Severus? Sorted into Slytherin, friends with Draco, and had a crush on Lucius? Find out. Lucius/Harry. Slash and female slash. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Vampires Kiss by VioletEyedPrincess reviews
Time travel fic, features Dom!HarryxSub!Sirius. Harry is now Eodon Richard Cross, the son of two vampired Richard and Bella Cross. What does he do when he travels back in time meets his human parents? What about Sirius' crush on him? Now compleat!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,999 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Deaths Angels by VioletEyedPrincess reviews
Dean/Harry, Sam/Gem. It turns out that Harry is the son of Death and is chosen to become a Death Angel when he dies at the age of 24. He and his sister Gem are sent to help Sam and Dean Winchester. What will happen when sparks fly? Slash. Rediting chaptes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,631 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Dean W.
The Tale of the Mers by Kairacahra1869 reviews
High School AU! Features the gods (from Nordic, Greco-Roman, and Egyptian) mythology as teens/children, characters from the Kane Chronicles (only sometimes) and PJO/HoO characters as adults. Will include mystical magical stuff. Is not the gods and demigods/magicians switching roles. Is technically not a crossover. Full summary inside.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Poseidon, Hera, Thanatos
This Is War by Draco Malfoy is Blonde reviews
RE-WRITE IN PROGRESS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unholy Confessions by ShotgunRedneck reviews
Summer after GoF: Harry Potter, The Boy-Who-Lived; Gryffindor's Golden Boy and...Muggle Rocker? In order to forget what happened that night, Harry decided to go out and party. What he doesn't know is that a certain Potions Master knows. Look out Hogwarts, a Rock Star has hit! Bad Dumbles, Ron and slight Hermione Bashing! SS/HP, BW/HP, FW/GW/HP It will be slight harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Understanding by Shape-Shifter Gonna Eat You reviews
The Egyption and Greek gods are meeting. Out of nowhere, two books appear. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Last Olympian- And The Serpent's Shadow. They must read the book, and who knows- they might just understand each other better.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Percy J., Carter K.
Marked by Fire and Thunder by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Odinson challenge. The daughters of Loki and Thor are stolen, hidden in mortal forms, and to avert Ragnarok, Odin locates the child who will find them in Godric's Hollow. With lightning and fire on his brow, can Harrir Odinson find the goddesses when he goes to Hogwarts? HP/HG/DG, with Hermione as Thrud and Daphne as Hela. Rating: safe, not sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,076 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Enchanted by nodistancelefttorun reviews
Blaine likes Kurt, Kurt likes Blaine. But Kurt is dating Sam and Blaine doesn't think Kurt knows he exists. nerd!Blaine, cheerio!Kurt. Anderberry siblings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,112 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Pieces of Tomorrow by StackofStories reviews
All types of drabbles exploring Nico and Percy's relationship. There are other types of couples added in the assortment of drabbles such as Octavian/Percy, Hades/Nico, Leo/Narcissus, Frazeleo and more...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 33,384 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,533 - Reviews: 3160 - Favs: 5,591 - Follows: 6,974 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Apocalypse Can Wait by LadyNyxRavus reviews
An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Crowley
Stairs to No Where by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Rachel has always heard stories about her God Brother who would one day come and live with them but somehow she never expected to meet him. Now her father's strange Godson is staying with her dads and shaking things up in Glee club. Rachel's just glad she's all the way in New York. SLASH will eventually be Harry/Blaine but mentions of other pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,663 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P., Blaine A. - Complete
Dark Knight by NeuroticNeko reviews
Harry didn't expect much from the rest of his life. One day he falls into a coma- and emerges as a part of an ancient race. Harry's Scath wants to do things that he really thinks he shouldn't but does anything ever listen? WARNINGS: Post!War, Pre!Epilogue, Creature!Fic, Slash, Threesomes/Moresomes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,195 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Best Friends Till Love Came Along by Starksarrowgirl reviews
Heath, Zoey, and Stark have been best friends for their entire life. But what happens when two of them fall in love with each other, two of them are changed forever, and one of them dies to protect the others?
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,635 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Zoey R.
Mates by Emmylia reviews
A series of one-shots centered around the pairings of Remus/Severus and James/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
From Montauk to the End of the World by pretense reviews
There was this one trip to Montauk that didn't go exactly as planned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,650 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Luke C., Percy J.
We are WHERE? by Cookies and Cream1234567 reviews
Harry is in the past with Hermione in something that appears to be a Time Turner but isn't. He, along with Hermione are in 1977 to be precise. The Marauders believe they are Death Eaters. Harry meet many past figures, including the younger Black brother, who may turn out to be a good alliance. How will they return to their time? How will they avoid Voldemort from figuring it out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,595 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Marauders
Adelina by whitetigerwolf reviews
Fem!Harry Creature!Harry Fem!Slash. Adelina Harry is raised as the princess of the Lamia. Gorgons. Medusa. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., OC
Jealous? by WonderinWonderland reviews
Percy and Annabeth are dating and they go to the same high school. What happens when Calypso shows up?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(2/7) The Heir of Slytherin stalks the halls of Hogwarts, and suspicions have turned toward Harry Potter. Harry is certain that he is not the Heir. He'd remember if he were petrifying students... right? But why is Harry's best friend, Draco Malfoy, so excited to discover that he can talk to snakes? A/U, Slytherin!Harry. Sequel to HP and the Slytherin Selection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,241 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
amor fati by impassionism reviews
"Roman. Greek. Lines blurring. Love sparking. Tears falling. Hearts breaking. Their relationship was an impossible contradiction, because violent delights have violent ends. But the dark truth is that Reyna relishes their moonlit passion, revels in their agony, their bittersweet love, in all of its toxic tendencies." Percy. Reyna. The pair that never was.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Percy J., Reyna - Complete
Hogwarts Reads the Epilogue by xXEvie PotterXx reviews
Takes place after Harry is sorted in PS/SS! Hogwarts reads the Epilogue. May turn into a multi chapter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Not the Same, Never Again by Winged Quill reviews
Even after escaping the horror of The School, Harry is plagued by flashbacks and nightmares. And the date on his arm is slowly ticking away the little time he has left. With wings and a death sentence, how long will it be before someone learns his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,757 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Max
Together At Last by Hotness-and-music reviews
This is set after that Titan war but Percy never disappeared. Annabeth is attending Goode High with Percy but unfortunately it isn't as easy as she thought, new characters will make sure she has a hard time being happy with Percy at her new School.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
My Little B-Rabbit by monkeyskater234 reviews
What if B-Rabbit discovers the Easter bunny? Cute one-shot about AlicexOz relating to Easter. Enjoy! :)
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Alice, Oz V. - Complete
Twice A Half Blood by Leanora reviews
Aquila Lestrange. Daughter to Bellatrix Lestrange...and Hades, Lord of the Dead. Unknown to the Wizarding World with the exception of her best friend...who just happens to be the great Harry Potter. Life is weird.But weird is normal...for Aquila at least
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,440 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - OC, Nico A.
Forbidden White Rose by lovelymaiden reviews
This is the story of the Prince of Slytherin and Heiress of Gryffindor. A Forbidden Love, nonetheless. Slytherin vs Gryffindor. Dark vs Light. No Dark lord around but hatred between the feuding families seems to continue. Can they still be together even if the world is against them? Especially if they are expected to lead the light and dark side eventually? Draco& fem Harry. Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
When Lissa comes back into Fang's life, she proves surprisingly hard to get rid of. But Max is coming back in ten days...so he enlists the help of the Flock. Chaos ensues. Can they get rid of Lissa in time? Currently taken down, pending rewrite.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Cloudier Sky by MidnightEmber reviews
Lily had many secrets when she was alive. Now Harry must figure them out while dealing with the blame of Sirius death and the threat of the truly evil.Creature!Harry. Slash-LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,827 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Baby Gods and Goddesses! by StarryLuv reviews
By some freak accident the gods/Goddesses are turned into babies. And it's up to Percy and the crew to watch them until this is fixed! And how is Hermes behind this? Rated T for Minor swears! * Author has passed...Up for adoption read the final chapter *
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011
The Diary of Ron Weasley by Fire The Canon reviews
I haven't been able to leave her side. Not once. I'm sitting in Shell Cottage, holding her hand while I write this. She's asleep. I'm just hoping she's okay. I'm willing her to be okay. Harry has come in and out of the room every now and then. But he just doesn't care. Well, he cares, but not like I do. I get that now. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 119 - Words: 121,743 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
A Maurader Reading Of : The Darkness Within by MissMoonyLover reviews
Adaption of "The Darkness Within" by Kurinoone. Currently being reworked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Don't Mess with the Cabins by Retrobution reviews
Due to boredness Travis and Connor Stoll decide to prank all cabins. Will the pranks be a success or a failure? For this there will only be thirteen cabins including the Hades one. *Currently on HIATUS.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,453 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
Camp Mental Institution by vandals.and.scandals reviews
For Valerian, official Queen of Glitter according to his friends, the camp his dad is planning on sending him to is like a mental institution. It's a place for 'people like him' but the reality is that people do judge you. But can you live like that?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,607 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
I'm Still Bad, Baby by casperthefriendlyghost27 reviews
Kurt has changed his whole appearance after a failed romance with Blaine, and Puck notices. Puck, now an out bisexual, has felt himself being drawn to Kurt who is now his best friend. Quinn just wants her two friends together so she doesn't have to deal with them pining for each other. Then a plan is hatched. features Skank!Kurt and a slightly less badass Puck. Puckurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
A New Life for Harry Potter by Donna.Noir23 reviews
When Harry gets hit by a curse that turns him into a girl his life turns upside down.The prophecy no longer valid Harry gains the attention of the Dark Lord for another reason.Friends become enemies,enemies become lovers.A/U,OOC,bad Dumbles.Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,601 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Kurt's Gamble by The Drowned World reviews
Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,153 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
As Normal As Demigodly Possible by Greensneakers1998 reviews
Annabeth and Percy just wanted some time to be normal kids for once, but The Fates had other plans. They have to try to make sense of why a little blonde boy and two Hispanic teens might mean the end of the world. And what in Zeus's name does Athena have to do with it? Old friends, new friends, and timeless secrets are revealed as the story goes on. Art by Burge-bug. *NOW REVISED*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,641 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
This Is Our Story by KurtbastianJust reviews
Kurt leads an interesting life as a tutor and counselor for were's in his city. Anything can happen on a day to day basis when he's surrounded by vampires, wolves, panthers, foxes and leopards. But Kurt finds once you live life with these people the ones you have to worry about are the humans. Pairings: Kadam, Kurtbastian, Kunter, Minor!Klaine, Churt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S., Chandler K., Adam - Complete
Desire, Pain, and Pleasure by Sadie Winchester reviews
Percy Jackson one-shots. Updated at random.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,199 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Becoming Something by Solapuddle reviews
Follows the basic plot of The Perks of Being a Wallflower, except centered around Patrick and Charlie's relationship, which will diverge from the original plot. What would have happened if Patrick was the one Charlie fell in love with? A complicated Patrick x Charlie love story from Patrick's POV.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Patrick, Charlie
Gender and its (lack of) Importance by mwuh-awesome reviews
An introspection on the Doctor as a woman and the things that would change. (Or: in which some people give way too many fucks and River can't find any to give.) Always-a-girl!Doctor and always-a-boy!River. Pairings: male!River x female!Doctor. Genderswap.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Metamorphosis by gleefulmusings reviews
A Second Season AU in which a very different Kurt returns to McKinley after a summer abroad. New Directions is thrown by this calm, confident, and happy Kurt, and his new attitude threatens his relationships with some of his closest friends. Surprise crossover after chapter ten.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 197,027 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L., Artie A.
Max the God by X.LoVeIsPaInFuL.X reviews
The flock kicks Max out and she is found by the gods. She is turned into a goddess and the Flock end up being demigods. What happens when they are placed in her cabin? Will she get over her anger? After Max and the Last Olympian.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Max
Tuesdays by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
He pointed at Percy's chest, who immediately tried to cover it up, and exclaimed, "I've seen a few balls smaller than those bazoongas. Can I touch them, just to, uh, see if they're real?" :: Annabeth Chase did not like Mondays. She's starting to not like Tuesdays as well. Because Tuesday was the day she got a girlfriend. And she didn't cheat on Percy, nope; the girl was Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Apollo - Complete
Champion's Lullaby by SweetCaroline91 reviews
AU Things weren't going as Kurt expected, Dalton wasn't Wonderland and Blaine was painfully oblivious; then Harry swooped in, claimed the prince charming role without auditioning and led him down the rabbit hole... Kurt blamed the accent. Full summary inside. Will be KurtxHarryxBlaine threesome.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,932 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H., Blaine A.
NCIS reads the Max Ride Books by tgbooklover reviews
The flock is gone Max Ride is on her own. Now 23 she works at NCIS. When a petty officer is missing, they are summoned to Vance's office. She finds out that the petty officer is Fang and to find him they have to read the books. FANG never happened.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Max
True Happiness by i.am.a.wiLD.one reviews
Aspiring writer, Elena Gilbert, is fresh out of high school and thinks that she is happy. However, when she meets rich millionaire, Damon Salvatore, she realises that she she hasn't known true happiness until she found him. Warning! Lots of smut! To those who love smut in a story, you will be pleased!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,679 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.
Anything Could Happen by i.am.a.wiLD.one reviews
What if Wendy had said yes to Loki when he asked her to run away and marry him? Happens in second book of the Trylle Trilogy, Torn. Read on as Wendy is swept into a whirlwind romance with the Markis Staad. Lemons included. :)
Trylle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Loki, Wendy E.
Winter Magic by DeedeeWilliams reviews
Undergoing rewrite with new plot! New Summary: After the defeat of the Dark Lord at the Department of Mysteries, and several horrid circumstances thereafter, Harry has had enough. Unfortunately (or rather fortunately), Manny disagrees. [Magic Ice (Jack/Harry)! Rewrite starts on chapter 8! Warnings: Slash. There are others but sometimes warnings are spoilers so...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Reading City of Bones by walliezinga reviews
The MI characters read the books. Set before any of the events in the books happen.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,588 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012
Wolves At War by Lightningscar reviews
AU Fifth year. Instead of being attacked by Dementors, Harry was attacked by werewolves and bitten. He must now learn what it means to be a werewolf and keep it secret from different enemies, both inside and outside of Hogwarts. Better summary inside. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,114 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Remus L.
Breaking Promises by Mia Gone Mad reviews
Bella promised Edward she'd stay safe. But that promise is tested as the Quiliute wolves become her family, even as the Cullens return. Can Bella keep the promises she makes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,079 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Seth
It Really Wasn't So Unusual by Draiq reviews
Not your normal creature fic. Harry's just turned sixteen, and in the blink of an eye has gained a new life. Sirius has left a lot of things in Harry's name...exactly what will he do with them? H/D, M, eventual dark with hints of RAWR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,297 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
If I Was Your Boyfriend by keepcalm90 reviews
ONE SHOT: Part 7 in the Nerd Sebastian, Bad Boy Kurt verse: After a major Freudian slip Kurt has a giant and very uncharacteristic realization while fooling around with Sebastian. What will this mean for the two of them?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Ain't no thing by VictoriaPyrrhi reviews
This is just two people who occasionally have sex like two normal consenting adults. It isn't a habit. It isn't a thing. College era Casey/Derek.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,626 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
When the Dead Walk Among Us by soulXmaka4evalove reviews
Fem!Harry(Rose) move to Japan a little while ago, and started school, ending up in the same class as Rei, Hisashi, Takagi, and Takashi. Befriending Hirano and Takashi almost immediatley, she sticks close when the Zombie Apocolypse kicks into gear. Now she's got to meet up with the only survivors of the Weasley's(her brothers) Ron and the Twins. No Magic! M for gore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Takashi K.
Lust and Games Between Friends by Jettara1 reviews
The Burgess kids, now in their late teens, have a bit of a problem, they're all fallen hard for Jack. Problem is Jack's with Bunny. That doesn't deter the teens, they're willing to do anything to have Jack. What better way to get him to play grown up games than by throwing a party? And what does Pitch have to do with it? Jack/Bunny, Jack/Burgess kids, Jack/Pitch kink prompt/crack
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Coffee Shop by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Kurt's job at the coffee shop was boring, that is until a British stranger tumbles in on one rainy afternoon, looking as if he has just been in a fight. Harry may seem like the perfect gentleman on the outside, but Kurt wasn't stupid enough to ignore his dark side…or that he carries a gun. Kurt just never expected how much Harry would change his life. SLASH. HP/KH. Wizard!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H.
The Twins Of Perseus by Darkpallyz reviews
Sequel to God Of Heroes by Akolbi. What happens when Artemis and Percy have twin children and they become gods who will they fall in love with? Come and find out. Main Characters: Dianne and Damon Jackson No Copyright infringement Intended On Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Artemis, Percy J.
Second Act by gleefulmusings reviews
Fresh from graduate school and not long after a devastating personal tragedy, Kurt Hummel finds himself named guardian of his two cousins, Elena and Jeremy Gilbert. Mystic Falls and its denizens are in for a rude awakening when he hits town. Magical!Kurt
Crossover - Glee & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,020 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Kurt H., Elena G., Alaric S., Jeremy G.
Alternation Nation by Chiyoku Shibata reviews
AU Slytherin!Dark!Harry. Harry befriends Draco in the hallway before the sorting. Kinda PlotAsIGoAlong...check it out and follow Harry as he discovers magic through the eyes of a Slytherin. Bad!Dumbles Good!Malfoys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,422 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sweet Porcelain by jono74656 reviews
A series of one-shots based on my own prompts collected while watching seasons one and two of Glee. All Kurt-centric. Multiple pairings, will range from fluff to smut. Updated 7/3/13 with a bromantic Furt Theatricality AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,803 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kurt H.
A Story of Boredom by thestupidgenius1123 reviews
Somehow, Nudge, Ella, and Angel have talked Fang and Max into doing a webshow on his blog. With dares, videos, and millions of fans, the flock never expected their relaxing break at Dr. M's to be so exciting. Fax/Eggy. [Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride. All rights reserved to James Patterson. No infringement or copyright intended.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,725 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Moving Forwards - 'When Kurt met Harry' by slayer of destiny reviews
While at Scandles with Dave trying to get over Blaine cheating on him, Kurt meets a man that fits tall, dark and handsome to a T. And he seems to be interested in Kurt. Is this just a one off or could it be more?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 368 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Paint Me Like One of Your French Boys by Sakura12 reviews
Part of the Firework Kisses verse. Grace has asked Sebastian to paint the second living room, and Sebastian has recruited Kurt to help him. Rated M for frottage, blow jobs, and swearing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
A differnet alternative to war by mksfroogle reviews
Fem!harry! Marie Potter, Voldemort, Draco, Lucius, Snape, Remus, Sirius, Ron, Hermione and Ginny end up trapped in a room together with no way out except to settle their differences. Marie has an idea to bring them all together. Through Karaoke and party games! this is a different story than Marie Potter and the Deal. Please Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Start of Pain : A Sequel by AngelicSpring reviews
With Natalie kidnapped and Angelle in a coma, Ian comes up with a plan that brings them to division like never before. Could they defeat the Vespers in conflicting groups or would they perish before they could appreciate teamwork and swallow their pride?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,545 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
Blame it on the Ferret by Dea Thaed reviews
it is rated what it is for a reason. this is seventh year and Harry and Draco are going at it. not the slash way. this will be my only HET story. the war is over and everyone is alive. well except voldemort that is. includes genderbender timetravel fem slash and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Forgotten by n1nA reviews
Chloe Saunders lost her memory. Her 3 months with the gang forgotten. How will she cope or the hole in her memory? Just then transfer students came. An overly-arrogant, green-eyed boy that she feels closely attached to; a friendly Korean with blonde hair that she can't help but like and; a girl with attitude. Story's better than this. I do not own any characters in this story. R&R
Crossover - Women of the Otherworld & Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,282 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Chloe S.
In The Last Moment by Amonshy reviews
Snape finds Harry in the middle of the night on top of the Astronomy Tower. Can he save him? Warning: Suicide (attempt?), Mentions of cutting and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Wicked Words by vkdemon reviews
Kurt/Sebastian Kurt has had enough of the prep-school romeo flirting with his man. He goes to tell Sebastian this and their verbal sparing match turns into something much more intense. Warnings: Hate-sex, verbal manipulation, comfort-sex
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Next Gen: The Rising Shadow by UnknownUnseenUnheard reviews
Hogwarts. I've wanted to come here for so long. But somethings happening. I don't know what, I can't guess what. There's a new Professor that my Uncle refuses to trust. There's a corridor were not allowed to walk into. A gamble that could destroy us all..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,875 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Unconventional by ImperialMoonBeing reviews
Serephina Snape and Sirius Black are constantly at each others throats. Everyone, even Dumbledore thought he knew their story of past hatred, but what happens when they all find out that nothing's as it seems? Fem!Sev More Inside AU SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Severus S., Sirius B.
It's Not Right And It's NOT Okay, Blaine Anderson by jono74656 reviews
In the aftermath of Blaine's musical tantrum, Kurt decides he's been silent about their relationship for too long. A 'Dance With Somebody' AU written by a Kurt stan and anti-Blainer/Klainer. Not Blaine/Klaine friendly.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Just an Ordinary Girl by Basill reviews
Fem Harry Cedric makes a bet he can get Wenter James Potter to go out with him, but she over hears it. Don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Harry P., OC
Preventing the Future by m0untainc1imber reviews
Hermione is the last good person alive after the second war with Voldemort. Suddenly, she is flung back to the time of the Marauders with the words "Save me, my girl..." Follow her and the Marauders as she works to save the world and learn to live again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,747 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Hermione G.
Want by EmoRocker98 reviews
Want. It is a very simple yet complex motion. When a certain Souza boy experiences it full blast, what does he do? P.S. Should I continue?
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Bella Hulk by whitetigerwolf reviews
Crossover with Hulk. Bella, the daughter of Bruce Banner, the Incredible Hulk, moves to Forks, Washington. Rated M for future chapters. Imprint story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,548 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Jared
A Butterfly Effect by SlyGoddess reviews
A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,130 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Crack Cocaine by HopelessDove reviews
She was the crack to his cocaine, but that didn't stop her from breaking his heart. But you know what they say, drugs are addictions, and addictions can kill. But love makes you a fool, and a fool always falls hard. Angsty Percabeth, has some Jasabeth. *Disclaimer, I do not own Lying is the Most Fun a Girl can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off, it is by Panic! at the Disco*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 7,093 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Secret Identity by hellsbells101 reviews
Buffy Summers sucked at keeping her slayer identity secret but she never sucked at keeping her other identity secret - as a Demigod. See how life unfolds as she starts to interact with other members of the family - who are also keeping the same secret. Buffy/SGA/Percy - Includes Family Bonding and Trouble with Family!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Buffy S., Percy J. - Complete
A Little Less, A Little More by pretense reviews
At sixteen, it's always true love. [AU Fem!Luke/Fem!Percy] COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Luke C., Percy J.
The Wandering Hero by Sensus Scelestus reviews
The fateful Halloween night, Sirius first thought of his godson. Harry Potter is raised by a convict and a werewolf, chased by Aurors and Dark Wizards, and he learns how to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P.
All at Once by usedtoromanticize reviews
So maybe they'd both kind of fallen in love all at once, but who said that was a bad thing?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Tired of Being Alone by SarCuppCake reviews
What happens when you realize that your best friend is the person you're meant to spend your life with? Starts mid Half-Blood Prince and continues through Deathly Hallows and there after.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,520 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Keep Walking by Dark K. Sly reviews
It's kind of a really crappy deal, as Derek explains it to them all once things are settling down – you get the bite, you survive the bite, eventually, you'll get a mate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,893 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Jackson W., Stiles - Complete
Clark Kent and the HalfBlood Kryptonian by Kenny0208 reviews
Clark learns that he has a half-brother and needs to find him to help with his emerging powers. Set during Half-Blood Prince, slight AU, surprise slash pairing later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,612 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
Hari Rabbit: A Potter's Tail by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Harry Rabbit challenge. Angharad Potter is taken from the Dursleys at the age of four, and blood-adopted by the Rabbits from Toontown. Receiving her Hogwarts letter brings to a place to learn a different kind of magic than the kind you find in cartoons. Will the Weasley twins meet their match at pranking? Will Draco run to Daddy? Will there be a KABOOM?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P.
An Heir Slithers Once More by treena-ivy-carter reviews
What if the Sorting Hat didn't give the yet-to-be sorted first years a choice in their Houses? What if there were no Hat Stalls? What if Harry could not choose Gryffindor? What if he was angry or violent or unstable? What if he was abused? What if, to stay sane, he had to embrace a side of himself he had never known? Harry Potter is the heir of Serpent Tongue. Dark!Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P.
The Inheritance Cycle Revised by PhoenixFire DragonLight reviews
This is a new look at the original Inheritance Cycle! Please read the A/N in the first Chapter! Femslash FemaleEragon/Arya. Please Review but no Flames.Will be rated M for Violence, Language, and Mature Content! Again this story is Femslash!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 103,927 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Arya, Eragon S.
Phusis, Nexus or Perseus?: A new day by Avardsin reviews
Thalia journey is only beginning. Her life changes drastically at the death of one she calls brother, Percy Jackson. Formally Known as Lady Air Champion & Guardian. I felt the story objectives changed as i was writing the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,425 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Thalia G., Percy J.
Dear Eleven Year Old Me by cole-lit reviews
The characters give advice to their eleven year old selves in the form of letters. Updated daily. Accepting character requests. Eighty-three: special chapter - collection of letters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012
Twisted Reality by Zinnia QueenOfChaos reviews
Draco is curious about a poem he found, and he doesn't mind buying Potter as his slave in the Hogwarts' Helper Auction. What he didn't want was Potter to end up under a curse, which at first appeared to be a love potion, with Draco as a target. 8th year fic. Warnings: MATURE ADULT CONTENT, gaysex, mild abuse of a cursed wizard. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,390 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And so it begins:The lightening thief by indiebookworm reviews
children of the big three and athena are sent into the past to read the Percy Jackson books.More characters will be introduced in later. AU to Heroes of Olympus. Rated T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Percy J.
Watching the Percy Jackson Movie by xzx583 reviews
There are lots of stories about reading the book, but this time they watch the movie. DUN DUN DUN!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011
A Hephastodite Story by CainMeetsReality reviews
Hephaestus and Aphrodite have been leading a dysfunctional relationship. Forced to co-operate on a lethal mission, they realize that they'd been turning a blind eye to their feelings. Will this spell disaster or end in perfect harmony? Or is it too late?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus
The Sucker by Torres-Rio reviews
When Hermione finally spoke; her voice was breathless and barely audible over the sudden whispers that filled the entire hall, "well, you don't see that every day, do you?" H/D Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
twisted attempts to fly by Last Girl Standing reviews
o9- she's breaking your heart and you can't help but hold on. previous: nicosilena. 1oo drabbles about some of the most unlikely couples with the occasional canon or possible/popular thrown in. occasional xover chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012
Dalton's point of view by Bablefisk reviews
AN: This is going to be a collection of one-shots where we see the Warblers point of view about anything that happens on the show. These are all Kurt-centric, as he is my favorite character, but they will not be connected to each other. **Fit in**: Blaine tells Kurt to try an fit in more after his solo audition, but Kurt wants something a bit more constructive.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Dirty South by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
I got away from my uncle, ran from the wizarding world, came all the way to this small town of Bon Temps. So why can't I get away from one silly hunter? HP/Supernatural/Trueblood Mature themes; N/C, incest, drinking, swearing, ect. (Chapter 5 posted, and fixed.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
An Unholy Alliance by gleefulmusings reviews
Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,353 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P., Quinn F.
The Song of the Sea by SayCheshire reviews
The Argo II lands and Piper watches Annabeth transform from a bundle of nerves to a girl so beautiful she could be a daughter of Aphrodite. But the daughter of Athena, despite her wisdom, doesn't notice when green eyes meet blue, and something clicks. The son of Jupiter isn't so oblivious.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Percy J., Piper M., Reyna, Annabeth C.
Guardian of Magic by wolfsrainrules reviews
Winter needed a Guardian. Jack needed Hope. MiM is making plans and sends Jack to Winter hoping to make the future Guardian Happy. He set something in motion not even He had expected. (FEM!Harry(Winter) Pairing:Fem!Harry/Jack)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Jack's Accent by AnonyInk reviews
Based off a prompt in the rotg kink meme: "Jack having an accent, but it eventually faded after centuries of primarily hanging out in the U.S., and it coming out during a stressful situation (eg: fighting with Bunny, Jamie getting injured, etc.)and everyone being all "wait, what"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
Lease of new Life by Brodus reviews
10 year old Harry has suffered horrible abuse for most of his short life. A concerned Dumbledore sends Severus and McGonagall to check up on him. What Severus finds there horrifies him and challenges all his preconceived notions about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 442,343 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Reading Our Future:The Sorcerers Stone by Mrs.padfoot forever reviews
Everyone has read fics about hogwarts and Harry reading the Harry Potter series right?Well what about the Marauders era Hogwarts?Follow as The Marauders and Hogwarts strive to make a difference for their futures.Takes place durring the Marauders 6th year.Full summery inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,472 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Reason Men Fall in Love by Sakura12 reviews
Sequel to Firework Kisses Sebastian and Kurt are caught up in each other and what's been happening that they don't stop to wonder if the other feels the same way. Rated NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Agent Provocateur by Sinclairum reviews
"You can't just go to the Ministry and holler about missing underwear!" HPDM Drarry Post Deathly Hallows disregarding epilogue. Sneaky Slytherins and shenanigans. Rated M for sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dragon Tamer's Broomstick by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Harry has a crush and a real gift for writing down his fantasies but What would a sexy older Dragon Tamer want with someone like him. A story of two oblivious men who were made for each other. Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley Post DH not epilogue compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
The Snow Princess by Fluttershy4469 reviews
When Frost Valentine Potter is left alone after killing Voldemort and her friends are dead, MiM decides to make her the spirit of Valentines Day and Princess of Snow. Fem Harry, T for minor language. If you want to find out about pairings look to the bottom you lazy bums.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost
One Night Stand by keenbeanz reviews
He didn't know how he got in or why he wanted to but who cared he was here now. Perodite, bit of Percabeth at the beginning and Percathena also featured but mainly Perodite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,967 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Percy J., Aphrodite - Complete
The GirlWhoLived by PhoenixFire DragonLight reviews
What if Harry Potter had been born Harriet Potter. What if her family knew the future and made plans before their death. How would the story unfold. Warning FemHarry/Ginny FemSlash! Rated M for Scenes of a Sexual Nature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,268 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Rose Curls by WriterBunny reviews
Starting at the new generations' Yule ball... Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Switch by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. What if it was Luke, Percy and Annabeth that met after running from home? What if Percy was the daughter of Zeus? In this world fate had different plans for two similar yet different souls. Yet the more things change the more they stay the same. So what is Thalia, Percy and Luke's fate in the end? Luke/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,519 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Luke C., Percy J.
Dead To Love by ConstantSnow reviews
When Harry is turned into a vampire, he's given advice to go seek out a vampire over a thousand years old. The shrieff of Area 5 in Louisana, Eric. But Eric is more up to the task of playing with the newborn, rather than helping him find his maker.
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,911 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P., Eric N.
Sea, Wisdom, and Thieves by Perseia Jackson reviews
The gods feared her. She was seemingly the perfect warrior in their minds, a blend of Athena and Poseidon. They had good reason to fear her, but now they need her to help save them. But will Danae Jackson work with those she blames for her parents and brothers death?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,222 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Rose Potter and the Two Faced Man by nobodez reviews
Divergence: a subtly different prophecy is given, and the world is better for it. Fem!Harry. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,619 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P.
Vervain by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU Fem!Percy. She was dying, and knew she couldn't trust just anyone with her daughter. Sally Jackson would do anything to save her child, even if it meant going to a witch. She just didn't realize until later that witch would include Hecate. Now over a decade later the lost daughter of Poseidon has been found, but she's not much of a hero.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Percy J., Klaus
OverProtective Brothers by PurpleUnicornK reviews
Over-Protective Brothers...don't we all have one? Max and Ella have Ari, Angel has Iggy and Gazzy and Nudge has Fang. Ari won't let you even touch his sisters, Iggy and Gazzy won't let you look at there sister, and Fang won't even let you get close to his sister. That is until they need someone to distract someone to get someone...dun dun duunnnnn Fax! AngelxAri! Nazzy! Eggy! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Coffeeshop Soundtrack by xblessthefall reviews
It was always assumed that if Kurt and Blaine were to split, Blaine would inevitably return to Dalton. No one expected Kurt to be the one to leave McKinley. Then again, no one expected Kurt to find an ally in Sebastian Smythe either. Kurtbastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,139 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Distorted Reality by Oreal770 reviews
Harry Potter goes to visit 'Uncle Moony' in his office for help, when suddenly everything spirals out of control and he and his family are flung into an Alternative Universe where his friends lie dead on the floor and is that his body in Hagrid's arms?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,269 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Blood in the Water by Izzie Jackson reviews
Kurt Hummel never told his friends his deepest secret: his entire family, his real family, are vampires. The kind that turn into bats and sleep in coffins. He views Lima, Ohio as his own personal hell. Not just because he's gay but because people tend to believe he is an easy target. He's not. He just misses his brother and cousin. And he wants to be a vampire.
Crossover - Vampire Kisses & Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Claude S., Kurt H.
The Sea's Daughter: The Lightning Thief by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU: Fem!Harry. Percy Jackson wasn't the only demigod child of Poseidon, there was one other. With the war against Voldemort finally over, what does it mean for Olympus? Is Percy the child of Prophecy, or is his older sister? The Forgotten Daughter Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,075 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
I'll Love You For Eternity by LetterBeeNations reviews
[Currently Under Construction. Re-doing all current chapters.] Basically, a Shadow Kissed alternate ending with Strigoi Rose. All I'm saying since I'm currently re-writing a few chapters. Chapters 1 - 6 currently done with their rewrites.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,991 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D.
Secrets by booklover484 reviews
Annabeth Chase is dating her bestfriend's, Cassandra, brother, Percy Jackson. Only Percy's cousins, Thalia Grace and Nico DiAngelo knows, what will happen when Cassandra finds out? Will she try to end the realationship or will she end up saving it? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,858 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Nova by Lady Jade Scribbler reviews
Rosalind Potter, called Rose, Nova, or Flare by her friends, has been living at the X-Mansion since her seventh birthday. Though she knows of her magical abilities, she has no desire to entangle herself in wizard affairs. But can she stay out of it for long? Who knows, maybe her mutant abilities are the power the dark lord knows not. Watch out, Wizards! Female Harry, duh!
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 247 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier
The War of Gods: Blood Awakening by tthorn reviews
Magic is not the only tool Harry Potter has in his arsenal. A gift one day changes his fate leading him to accept things that he would never have had before. One he is no longer human. Two he is the child of a god. Three he has to deal with another prophecy. Demi-god Harry. Pairings unknown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,800 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
History Rewritten: The Doors of Time by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU: Percy Jackson woke up at the wolf house, but he woke up sooner then Hera intended. He was more then Hera thought, not just a son of Greece but of Rome. Needless to say his time at Camp Jupiter and everything that led up to it has changed him. Now the seven have made it to the doors of death, but what they didn't expect was for Gaea to send them on a journey of deja vu.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Percy J.
Worlds Colide by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU: Percy's sixteenth birthday is approaching and he doesn't think he can win, so he wishes on a shooting star for help. To his surprise his wish is granted but is it for the best or not?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Boys Will Be Boys by The-Daughter-of-Rome reviews
If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Scattered Memories on the Floor by Felicity Dream reviews
After Luke's death, two take it especially hard. They sleep together, Hermes deals with the aftermath, Percy doesn't know if he hates or loves Luke or sure where Hermes fits in. Then there's Annabeth. And his sexuality. And everything else. Angsty!Hercy, coming of age and out of the closet for Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - [Hermes, Percy J.]
King of the Gods by Lady Alice101 reviews
After Athena cleans Olympus, she finds a very important Anicent Rule "Any Immortal or Mortal likewise that defeats Kronos will become the rightful owner of the position of Ruler of the Gods, without his or her consent." Percy is in for one hell of a ride. A/N: The sequel has been posted! It's 'Save Our World'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,017 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Revelations of a Return by trulywicked reviews
The shocking return of someone thought long lost saves Sirius' life but the adventure is only just beginning because Remus has realized just how important Sirius really is to him and Harry is intrigued by the man who saved his godfather's life, Regulus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,586 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
hogwarts and gang read sorcerer's stone by IcicleWolf reviews
the gang hogwarts and others read the harry potter series under the orders of umbridge anything You recognize belongs to J.k. Rowling and s.e. Hinton who Are both wonderful authors. on temporary HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
When the Smoke Clears by lovelyregrets reviews
After the two decide to become friends, Rose and Scorpius find themselves entangled in a intense, seductive charade. But when they near the end of their escapades, they both start to wonder if it's just a game or their feelings are actually real. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Phobias by Dust in the Light-Crisi reviews
Everyone has something they're afraid of, be it love or injury or darkness or even spiders...The characters of Percy Jackson and the Olympians share theirs with us. Chap 1: Nico Chap 2: Clarisse Chap 3: Leo Chap 4: Grover Chap 5: Jason Chap 6: Connor Chap 7: Drew Chap 8: Silena Chap 9: Thalia Chap 10: Travis Chap 11: Katie Chap 12: Luke Chap 13: Michael 100 word drabbles. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012
Percy Jackson and the Cursed Books by PercyJacksonObsession reviews
In a flash of golden light, they are taken to the past. Uncovering secrets unknown to each other, they discover there is more to each other than merely their actions. When the demigods get sent to do one of the most cliche things in the history of fanfiction, they discover a thing or two about their heroes that they might just wish they never learned. So, they read.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,024 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Awkward IMs by iluv2smile reviews
Sometimes, Iris Messages appear at the most inconvenient times...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011
Charming When He Needs to Be by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Warmth of the Sun by Tzadikim reviews
It takes time to heal. From months to years they are still watching their wounds close, and all they need now is the warmth of the sun. A collection of post-war one-shots. Gender-Bended
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 86,584 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
The Marauders watch A Very Potter Sequel! by Luciferatheart reviews
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter are bored in the Room of Requirement. They decide to ask the room for something interesting to do. Then, they find a computer with a very interesting musical. T because I'm paranoid and this cusses. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,587 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012
How it All Became My Life by limegreen124 reviews
I will never forget the day that will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life. They took us, they altered us, they blinded him, they killed the last sliver of hope she had, and they took away his only famiy. They are the reson why we're outcast, why we will always live in fear that they will find us again. But I'm not lying down, trust me they will pay for what they did to us.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,038 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Max, Fang
From One Valdez to Another by Neofelis Solis reviews
Sammy Valdez didn't believe in curses or monsters or gods. Not until December 18, 1941, the day his life began to fall apart. This is the story of Sammy's journey toward a second chance and a new name.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sammy V., Leo V.
Vampiric Viper by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Voldemort finally capture Viper Rose Potter, he plans on a fate worse than death for his enemy. But somthing goes wrong. FemHarry. One-Shot. READ A/N AT END. T for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Part Of Your World by Takara Phoenix reviews
Poseidon wants Percy to himself, but to trick the boy into immortality, he had to marry him off to Triton. He wouldn't have thought Triton wanted Percy, too. Poseidon/Percy and Triton/Percy, slash and mpreg
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,109 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Percy J., Triton, Poseidon] - Complete
A Gleek by Any Other Name by ginnyrules27 reviews
Mysterious forces lock the New Directions in their choir room during a meeting in which they hash out their knowledge of team mate John Thomas AKA Ted Lupin . The only way out is to read a story, left by unexplained means...a story titled Unexpected Journey. *Inspired by Sirius-Goes-Rawr99*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,974 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Santana L.
The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini
Life of a zombie by totallyawesome1398 reviews
a series of oneshots about nico and his life. Special focus on His brother relationship with Percy. (WARNING SPOLIERS FOR MOA)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Mandy Spades reviews
Just your average teenage tomboy Maxine Martinez starts at her sister's school. After making some new friends and being told to pick up a new book 'Maximum Ride' , she starts to make connections between her life and the fictional ones. With secrets, songs, and a certain black haired best friend; what could go wrong? FAX EGGY Rated for slight language Songfic Full Summary Inside...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 196,097 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Endless Rainfall by Tyler Salvatore reviews
Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon and Hecate, not a demigod, not a human. With beauty and powers that make mountains fall, men and women flock to see him, only to get rejected in turn. And Luke, hit by Eros and a strong will of determination, sets out to seek this heartless man and woo him till there's not tomorrow. Will update! Lukercy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Percy J., Luke C.
Hidden by Futaira reviews
After the Chitauri Battle, the A team gets another shock when a pregnant man runs up and asks for Tony. What hasn't Tony told the rest of the team? Watch how the Avengers handle a hormonal Harry. OOC, Slash, AU, Mpreg!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 976 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
He's Making A List by Maribor reviews
Just some fluffy, lemony, slashy smut, Christmas style. What happens when Amy leaves Rory's Christmas List laying around for the Doctor to see? You didn't really believe he didn't have one did you? **UPDATED with Second Chapter** now includes what happens when Amy comes home. 11/Rory, Amy/11 11/Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Key to my Heart by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
When Kurt Hummel went to spy on the Dalton Academy Warblers, he did so half because Puck had been an ass and half because an all-boys prep school seemed like a different world. His transfer to the school gives him chances at things he never though he'd experience. Between the charming Blaine and the sexy Sebastian, Kurt's left with a choice and a relationship he never expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,695 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Firework Kisses by Sakura12 reviews
Kurt and Sebastian find themselves alone in New York on New Years Eve and decide to spend it together. Cheesy pick up lines and cocky attitudes clash, but neither of them could deny the fireworks that flowed between them. NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
A Promise in an Alley by jariocampox reviews
AU. Did you ever wonder what would've happened if it wasn't Annabeth in the alley? mentioned in TLO What if it was Percy? From the time in the alley, to The Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Percy J., Luke C.
Shattering Fate by Bragi151 reviews
At the Academy, an international school for the supernatural, Nico has been Percy's best friend and secret admirer for longer than he cares to recount. But when Fate intervenes and Jason Grace, a new and powerful addition to the Academy, walks onto the scene and threatens to unravel years of devotion and work, Nico has no choice but to rend Fate's design. Alternate Universe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,586 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
20 things I, Harry Potter am not allowed to do by jbh14 reviews
A list of 20 things Harry Potter has been forbidden from doing by order of Albus Dumbledore and the school faculty. Not to be taken seriously unless one is Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Cyrus Black and the Legend of Tyranicus by vandy222 reviews
Part 1 complete! What if Lucius and Bellatrix went with Voldemort on that Halloween night? How would things have changed if Harry was taken from his crib after defeating the Dark Lord? Arranged Marriages, No Horcruxes, Powerful/Slytherin Harry! Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,071 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 3,175 - Follows: 4,352 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
Unspoken by andthestorytellerssay reviews
A deaf Sebastian has a habit of signing directly in front of people who can't understand him. Unbeknownst to him, however, Kurt Hummel knows some ASL and know just what Sebastian just said about his mouth. But that might just lead to more. (Written for a deaf!Sebastian prompt on the GKM.)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Reading Lupin, Black, and Potter: Book 2 by Pinkfalcon1002002 reviews
Sequel to Reading Lupin, Black, and Potter: Book 1. Read that first if you want to understand this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,427 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Marauders, OC
Interruptions by Cole224 reviews
A little pointless oneshot. Features established Dean/Harry, car sex, and an interrupting Cas. Set begining of season 6
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 661 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Dark Heir by PersephoneJackson123 reviews
•"They pushed me away like I was a piece of meat…it was like I wasn't even their son! They treated me like a house elf; they hit me, starved me and neglected me just because I wasn't special like my brother!" Harry Potter was nothing more than just the abused Potter twin...until he ran away. Magic has given a gift once more. The Dark and Light will be in balance again• AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,464 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Sirius B., Remus L.