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Author has written 12 stories for Maximum Ride, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mortal Instruments, and Twilight.

Name: DelusionalFun, but you may call me Raven or Ray, most of my friends do.

Age: I am in high school, but besides that I'm not telling

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pansexual, I refuse to choose my partners based on gender. To me love is all about love, not sexuality, and I refuse to allow discrimination to alter this.

Religious views: Atheistic/Agnostic (I'm on the fence. I have trouble believing there are deities out there that control over my life, but similarly, the idea that there is nothing after death is...confounding and almost horrifying)

I recently created a "Titans Won" AU roleplay for anyone who wants to join! The link is https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Future-is-Dim-A-Percy-Jackson-Roleplay/151374/#

I am writing in a website for Pansexual teenagers, if you want to check it out!


The Fault in Our Stars (Beautiful and tear-jerking while still being hilarious. John Green is an amazing author.)

Harry Potter (A fantastic world full of beings that can control magic. Amazing--plus, Harry/Blaise? Fucking hot.)

House of Night (Vampyres are awesome and this is a great spin on the mythos. I play for Team Stark, but Heath is adorable. And goddess, do I love Rephaim.)

Vampire Academy (A school full of vampires and dhampirs with elemental control, need I say more? Plus Christian is amazing)

Vladimir Todd (More vampires and beautiful characters. I love Snow, she is an outstanding female character)

Iron Fey (Who doesn't love faery? I ship Meghan/Ash)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Greek mythology, plus the first book for kids with a non-heterosexual main character. Nicercy is officially somewhat canon!)

The Kane Chronicles (Same but with Egyptian mythology and actually finished. Not to mention, well-written)

Artemis Fowl (Fairies that can kick some ass! Not to mention the brilliance that is Artemis and voracity within Holly)

Mortal Instruments (Sexy vampires, Nephilim, and Jace. Need I say more?)

Some shoutouts:mimzy and mj star (AKA Star-No she doesn't actually think she's a godess but yes she is insane!) ROSExKOGA (AKA Rose- One of the coolest girl I've ever met!) GuardianAthens (Or Athens--LOVE HER!!!! SHE'S AWESOME-totally my half-sister)

Now I know a lot of people don't like OCs but I love good ones and most of my stories shall have them. Check them out, cause hey, who knows? You might end up liking them!

Stereotypes That I Hate That I Take Personal Offense To

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (But I'm a girl . . .)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.


I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Um . . . no comment.)

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (look above.)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.


I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Most of the time I'm quiet and polite. Piss me off and you'll see otherwise.)

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (Talk to my friends and you'll realize I am anything but boring.)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (I'm not gonna say anything because mesports=BAM! Our team's doomed.)

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. (Ha! Oh, you make me laugh . . .)

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. (I'm the exact oppisite. I think if i went on a diet I'd be considered anorexic.)

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (Bah!)

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (De best Holi day on Pluto. And Earth for you earthlings.)

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner. (My friends annoy me to no end sometimes, but that's what makes them great.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read. (I'm on here, aren't I?)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. (My aunt was a hippy and she wasn't a vegetarian. Love ya, Aunt T.)

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.


I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals. (Rabid Bears are fuzzy. I don't like rabid bears.)

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself. (Never touched a cigarrette in my life. The lighter, on the other hand . . . It's my calling.)

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd who makes straight As.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Deathtobieber, gracefuldarkangel

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

Now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you
boy: well just so you know...
i like your face.
love your eyes.
and when you laugh i get butterflies.
girl: still angry.
boy: still in love

"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca--"
he walks by
"Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous..."

I didnt fall for him...
my best friend pushed me

When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!

Him: What time should i ask to be home?
Her: Never.
Him: Deal. . . think mom'll go for it?
Her: If not, i'll kidnap you.
Him: Its not kidnapping if i go willingly
Her:...pretend to fight me then!

Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (Hmmmmm . . . who tried that?)

Girl: your amazing
Boy: why's that?
Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane
Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy

Boy: who do you like
girl: some guy that doesnt like me
boy: well then he is missing out
girl: who do you like?
Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out

Guys are horrible creatures
They break our hearts
And never bother to mend it
But yet we love them so

Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage.

I love him,
oh yes
He's for
and not for
so if by chance
my place...
i'll take
fist and smash

Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.

I was sad when i found out that you were taken...
but then i saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY!!

They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo?

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.

We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.

Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" ( that would be hilarious if someone did that! )

He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!!

I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes.)

"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!

he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very small..(ackward silence)

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone.

.heres to the guys that have us.the losers that lost us.& the lucky b-astards that will meet us.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

GUY: you look familiar
GUY:yeah but idk where i saw you
GIRL:oh you probably just looked up beautiful in the dictionary

If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing?

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.

When life gives you lemons trade them for guys.

Friends aren't suppose to be jealous
when you meet a new guy;
they're suppose to ask if they have a

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

I've been diagnosed with Obsessive Curtis Disorder put this on your profile if you've caught it to!

("•.("•. * .•").•") •..STAY GOLD ..•» (.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.

*(·.·).I.(·.·)* * *(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)* *·..·*The Outsiders*·.* * *·.(· Forever·)..·* * *·..·* *

I also came up with that one. xD Aren't I creative? Rotfl.

(.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.) SCREW A VAMPIRE IN A VOLVO I WANT A GREASER IN 501 LEVIS N CONVERSE (.•"(.•" * "•.)"•.)

Some of the greater things in life are unseen thats why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry, or dream...

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the niight because i asked for you for christmas

Friend- I feel like I'm the third wheel
Guy- You're not the third wheel...The fourth one just fell off

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

“I walk away from love, before it walks away from me!”

They call it puppy love? why not kitty love?

Having a guy dump you and say "We can still be friends"
Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

He Said: How 'bout you whisper those three words I know you're dying to say. She Said: Go to hell.

He said: Bros before hoes, dude! She said: Then why on earth are you here?

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMALTEENAGER (In 15 easy steps): 1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is hard. Let someone else do it. Save your little conformist brain cells for something less difficult. 2. Now let's talk about music. You like unique music? Not anymore! You get to listen to the same generic, repetitive sound that everyone else does. You know, that one beat over and over with the words "Yeah", "baby" and "ooh" being repeated. Lucky you! 3. To be normal, you've gotta dress normal. If you're a girl, that means you wear leggings as pants and cut up your t-shirts so they just barely cover your chest. Uggs are a must, for any time of the year, including midsummer. If you're a guy, you wear the hem of your pants on the back of your knees. Overly violent band t-shirts for bands that you only know one song for is highly recommended. Jerseys and shorts are the number one choice for extremely cold weather. 4. Now that you're dressed like the little snowflake you are, it's time to talk about relationships with your parents! The next time they ask you to perform a non time-consuming chore or a small favor, be sure to throw a complete tantrum in the kitchen. Tell them how much you hate them and how they don't accept your individuality, as they can see by your intuition in fashion. Be sure to include that they don't love you and that they wish you were never born. Follow this by running to your room and slamming your door off its hinges. If they attempt to speak to you at any time after this, lay face down on your bed and scream at them through your pillow. Scream about how no one loves you and let your excessive eye makeup run down your face, too. 5. To ensure that you're everyone's favorite person in the morning, don't ever sleep. It's recommended that you should stay up all night on Facebook chat, having the exact same conversation with nine different people. It should be going something like this: YOU: hey "FRIEND": hi YOU: wassup "FRIEND": nm, u YOU: nm "FRIEND": im bored YOU: same "FRIEND": wat r u doin YOU: nothing u "FRIEND": nothing YOU: lol "FRIEND": lol …And should continue this way until the wee hours in the morning. During this time, no homework should be done, and only caffeine and sugar filled foods should be consumed. 6. If someone offers you an alcoholic drink, TAKE IT. CHUG IT DOWN. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK LIKE A LOSER WHO DOESN'T DRINK. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. DRINK IT. DRINK IIIIIIIIIIT. 7. Speaking of your amazing friends that are so nice to you and you to them, you must remain in contact with them at all times. They have to know everything that's happening in your life, just like you need to know theirs. Every time you start and finish a meal, update your Facebook status. Each time you borrow your mom's car to drive to someone's house to do nothing but sit on their couch for three hours, you should tweet when you left, while you drive there, when you get there, while you're there, when you leave, on your way home, and when you get home. Your phone must be in your hand, or within five inches of it at all times. You can't afford to not have it. What if you miss an important tweet? Your friend could be eating a cheeseburger and you won't know about it! YOU NEED THAT PHONE. Treat it like your child. No, treat it BETTER than your child, which you'll likely have in the next two years. *Important Note: Don't forget to do it while you drive! 8. Go beat up/ridicule a gay kid. Even a kid you think is gay and really isn't. Assume that every guy in the school play and any girl not dressing like a slut is gay. 9. You must use these words/phrases a minimum of five times per minute: - 'Like' - 'Um' or 'Uh' - 'Ohmigod' - 'Literally' - 'Legit' - 'I know, right?!' - 'Dude' - A swear of some kind - 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' - A misinterpretation of the word 'Irony' (And for those familiar with internet vernacular) - 'Derp' and/or 'Herp' - 'Fail' - 'FFFFFFUUUUUU' - 'ASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF' - 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN' - Sentences that begin with 'Y U NO' - 'UR GAY' - 'FIRST!' 10. No matter how pretty, thin, and beautiful your outward appearance is, you must always dismiss yourself as "ugly", "disgusting", "hideous", etc. 11. Interpret EVERYTHING you see and hear as sexual. 12. You should ALWAYS expect sympathy from others no matter WHAT you do. Expect that your friends will cry and hug you when you tell them about that tragic weekend your mom took your phone away, ALL because you were caught driving drunk and having sex. 13. The only words you read should come from a TV, a computer screen, or your phone. Reading is for losers who don't have friends to text. 14. If you are doing poorly in any class, expect that the teacher secretly hates you. They really, really hate you. Even though you're doing awesome in that class, they give you bad grades because they are secretly trying to destroy you, and keep from you getting into the party school you want to go too, even though mommy and daddy will buy your way in there anyway. It's NEVER your fault. That teacher WANTS to see you crash and burn. Don't forget to say that to their face and to complain to all of your friends! 15. What's that? SOMEONE IS ACTING DIFFERENTLY FROM YOU! They are assaulting your individuality with individuality of their own! They don't listen to the music you do! They're a girl, and you can't even see their bra straps! How can she hope to be respected when she's not even a d-cup?! They're a guy and you can't even see their boxers! The smell of Axe body spray isn't activating your gag reflex! You know what you must do? ATTACK! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! How dare they act more intelligent and insightful than you, even though they are! DESTROY THEM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY! What's this?! THEY'RE GAY TOO? NO! THAT GOES AGAINST THE RELIGION YOU SAY YOU FOLLOW BUT REALLY DON'T! NOOOOOOO!*explode* CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW A COMPLETELY NORMAL TEEN. Go cry now.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

I wear black because it blends well with my soul.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

The words 'Can you get up and do this simple thing for me?' never seem to register in my brain.

Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

My mullet is better than yours . . . it's been blowtorched, and it comes OFF!

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole??

I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway"

Careful or you'll end up in my novel.

They lied. Hard work hurt a lot of people.


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Funny shit

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

My heart is not a playground

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge (I laughed so hard on this one because my mom wants me to be a lawyer)

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? (For me, it's a knife. Still works . . .)

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! (I bet it was Pot Mouse . . . he's always had it out for me.)

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I intend to live forever *looks at watch* so far, so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5. If you have A.D.D press 6 no 7 no 8 no 6 no 7 no 9 no 0 look shiny! If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

Dear Mathematics- I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Warning: If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

To some, silence is golden and ducktape is silver, but to me, they're one and the same.

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SareRide9, XXForrestStarXX, MelRose520, Anna Ride, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWingz, iggsplosives, Randommonium135


If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If a random song has ever popped into your head for no reason at all- copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet


Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

You: Can I copy your homework?

Year 13 : NO WAY! DO IT UR SELF!

Year 14: Only the first question

Year 15: *throws book at them* take it


CORRECTION! The most common lie is not 'I'm fine' because sometimes people are fine. The most common lie is:' I have read and agreed to the terms and use of conditions'

Boy: Will you go to the dance with me?

Girl: I already got a date

-Awkward silence-

Boy: -whips out twix bar


Boy: It worked in the commercials D:

"Hey I like your shirt"

"Thanks I like your..um thanks..."



Middle: Whatever -worries in head-

High School: TELL HER I SAID HI!!!!

A man clicked: FORGOT PASSWORD when trying to sign in to his email

The computer says: Password was sent directly to your email.

Man: ...

Mom buys banana suit for halloween

Age 6: BANANA!!!!!

Age 10: Really Mom?

Age 13: This is sooo embarrassing...



Billy: Why??

Teacher: When I was your age, my parents told me if I kept making ugly faces, my face would stay ugly

Billy: Looks like your parents were right...

Person: Hola!

Spanish person: *speaks fast mad spanish*


Girl's status: *is now single*

Boy: Haha what a lose- wait that's my girl friend /:

Look at the keyboard: it says U and I together. Then below that says JK then next to that it says LOL then ends with a :P


Mom turns on radio:



Mom: she has a sweet voice :)

Girl:... That's Justin Bieber

Mom: O_o Justin is a boy name

Girl:... exactly

Teacher leaves during a test:

Elementary: -silence-

Middle: *Whispers* Can I have gum?

High School: -yells from across the room- HEY WHAT'S NUMBER 1?!

Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives?

Haha they lied

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Are you home?"

"... No I just happened to pick up my house phone at Burger King."

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you've ever run into a doorway that you clearly could've dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile

92% of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

The next time you think your perfect, try walking on water.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

-"I understsand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

If you hate people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' was your heroand 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2% laughing.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. 2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. 3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. 4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. 5. You claim you have wings. 6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. 7. You daydream about meeting the flock. 8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. 9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. 10. You study about birds. 11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. 12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. 13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. 14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. 15. You are counting down the days for the next book. 16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. 17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. 18. You hate dog crates. 19. You think scientists are evil. 20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. 21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. 22. You've found a new respect for blind people. 23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.And kill him. 24. You say 'U and A' a lot. 25. You think you have a Voice like Max. 26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. 28. You know what 'Fax' is. 29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. 30. You claim to have brain attacks. 31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. 32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. 33. You daydream of flying. 34. You love chocolate chip cookies. 35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. 36. If you want to become a writer because of MR 37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. 38. If you love Fan-fiction. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. 40. You want a talking dog. It's sad, really...

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil!! 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. 15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium. 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! 30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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The Darkness Within:The Rewrite by Kurinoone reviews
A rewrite of the first part in my Dark Prince Trilogy. What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? Book One of the Dark Prince Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 342,309 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 9h - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Who She Became by Dreaming of dance reviews
Three years after moving away, Cindy believed that so much had changed, her feelings for Jimmy had as well. What happens when their paths cross when she returns and she starts falling for him all over again? JimmyxCindyxBetty love triangle
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,043 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/25 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Cindy V., Jimmy N.
Come Starlight by Geale reviews
The Committee for Extraordinary and Unprecedented Magical Achievements has decided to grant Harry Potter one Wish. Sirius!returns fic. Harry/Sirius SLASH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,477 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 11/24 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Unwanted Bonds by CelticKitsune reviews
Harry Potter, even at age fifteen still has a problem with accidental magic. Harry finds himself bonded to two Slytherins and his life seems to go from bad to worse. Or is this just a blessing in disguise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,332 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Harry P., Blaise Z., Draco M.]
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,567 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
This Is War by Draco Malfoy is Blonde reviews
Durmstrang is attacked and among the new students relocating to Hogwarts is a young Snape. War comes to Hogwarts, war comes to the wizarding world, war comes to Harry and it is time they all understood; this is war. fem!Harry, violence, gore, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Nails And Tails by Lunatics Revenge reviews
Harry inherits some things he doesn't expect and others he didn't even know existed. Its the start of a new life for him. creature!fic slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,881 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Harry P., Seamus F., Draco M.]
The Jealousy Games by Funkypurplerhino reviews
The Hunger Games from Gale's POV. What is going on in Gale's mind and world during the 74th Games. Canon compliant. Gale-centric GaleXMadge, some GaleXKatniss, but this is a Gadge story. Multi-part post-Mockingjay epilogue will be posted over the next month (Nov 2015).
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,169 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Gale H., Madge U.
Home is Where the Heart is by A Deed Without a Name reviews
It was wrong. His dad told him that when he was nineteen, drummed it into him. "I don't want to see you and your brother doing anything like this ever again. Understand, Sammy?" Sam understood. And he hasn't even seen Dean since...but now Dad's missing, and Dean's back, and Sam can't help the way he feels. AU S1, Graphic Wincest/Weecest, established Wincest relationship.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,719 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sam W., Dean W.]
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,192 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 5,586 - Follows: 6,064 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Poseidon, Percy J., Amphitrite, Triton
Saving angels by slayer of destiny reviews
Kali gives Gabriel a little more time, its a race to find a way to heal him when two unusual guests show up on Bobby's doorstep that may be able to give Team Free Will a chance, saving their two angels in more than one way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,998 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Castiel
Heavenly Demon by kirallie reviews
AU. Eventual Slash, threesome with Wincest. Heaven's newest Archangel has been sent to help keep the Seals from breaking. He's not like the other angels, he actually likes Sam and he's keeping a rather big secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,006 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.] Michael
Strong Blood by CooLibrarian reviews
Harry and Dudley learn about their muggle grandparents, and the struggles they faced while facing challenges of their own. Rated M for serious issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 209,683 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
New Mexico was not the first time Thor had been a mortal. It was only a refinement of the technique. What if James Potter had been Thor, incarnated as a memoryless newborn? On his death, Odin removed his memories as James, due to grief. In Harry's Third Year, a (mostly) reformed Loki restores them. Harry now has a father, a family and a heritage that is going to change the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 712,172 - Reviews: 6377 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor
Percy Jackson, Ambassador of Hades by Takara Phoenix reviews
Poseidon knows about Gabe. He saves Percy from the abuse, but he can't raise Percy, knowing Amphitrite or Zeus would kill him. So he makes a deal with Hades. Hades hides Percy and Percy will one day become the consort to one of Hades' children. Percy grows up in the underworld and is send to camp to help Bianca and Nico in the Sea of Monsters. Nico/Percy slash mpreg Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,755 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Leo V., Bianca A.
Music from a Farther Room by Threadbare Threnody reviews
Sequel to "Without Thorn the Rose". Fresh from his descent into the depths of Azkaban, Harry is plunged into a new world of intrigue at Hogwarts, where he contends with accusations of dark magic, vicious classmates, the brooding power hidden in the Forbidden Forest, and the mystery of his own identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,663 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,100 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
The Reluctant Champion by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Book One of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 199,864 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P.
Aristocratic Betroth by IucunditaFloridus reviews
Iris Potter, betrothed to Draco Malfoy, was thrown into marriage in a whirlwind. Draco amuses himself at this wife's behavior as they both try to adjust to the situation. However everything is much harder when you're an aristocrat and evey step you take is worthy of The Guardian front page. Female Harry/Draco Malfoy. (Previously called Arranged Marriage)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 4/10/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Dalton's point of view by Bablefisk reviews
AN: This is going to be a collection of one-shots where we see the Warblers point of view about anything that happens on the show. These are all Kurt-centric, as he is my favorite character, but they will not be connected to each other. **Fit in**: Blaine tells Kurt to try an fit in more after his solo audition, but Kurt wants something a bit more constructive.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. CHAPTER 39- SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF HADES. 50TH CHAPTER POSTED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 78,733 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
Sophia Jackson and the Lightning Thief by WelshGirl4Life reviews
Sophia Jackson was what you would call an average ADHD and dyslexic 12 year old girl. Well, she had been until she went to that stupid museum with her school. Why does everything always seem to happen to her? Fem!Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,464 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/29 - Published: 11/13/2011 - [Percy J., Will S.] Chiron, Grover - Complete
170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
A Dalton Boy on His Knees by fbeauchamphartz reviews
On a dare, Sebastian goes to a BDSM club where he meets a young Dom and the club's owner, Kurt, who takes Sebastian on as his pet for the night. Dalton!AU Dom!Kurt, sub!Sebastian Age difference, not underage. Warning for bondage, flogging, and other D/s situations Kurtbastian Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,773 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.]
Percy's Diary by bionsena reviews
Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,773 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Percy W.
Dark Light by daysdawning reviews
AU! Harry Potter has been going to Durmstrang ever since he was eight, but when his Godfather is released and set free, he has to attend Hogwarts. Thank God it's the Triwiard tournament this year. HPxLL Revised!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/26 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Luna L., Harry P.
The Scarlet Letter G by Aiyoku Saotome reviews
Gay suicides, magical and muggle alike, are happening all over Britain. When they finally reach Hogwarts, with an outburst, Seamus can't hide it anymore and tells the whole school that he's gay. With Hermione's help, he starts up something for himself, but it becomes a fad that will eventually take over the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,921 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rising from the Ashes by Esm3rald reviews
"Everything I believed about my life until that moment was a lie. My parents weren't my parents, my magic wasn't my magic, even my eyes weren't really my eyes. If I wasn't a Potter, if I wasn't a witch, then, who was I?" FemHarry/Damon. HP/TVD Crossover, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Harry P., Damon S.] Stefan S., Bonnie B.
Sharp by Len.chan reviews
The first day back at school was supposed to be about new beginnings, but Quinn never expected that the starting of Senior year could also bring a completely new Rachel Berry; sexier, bolder and totally out of character Rachel Berry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,440 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
The Rise Of The Phoenix by Mia Heartnet reviews
After the war ended, Hariell Potter decided that the sacrifices made in the war were too great. So she decides to go back along with Teddy, her godson, and change everything for the better. But a simple and small mistake will take her to the year of 1976 instead of 1926. Can she save everyone she loves and cares while hiding who she really is? FemHarry, Non-Cannon, Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.] Teddy L.
Daughter of Lightning: Tale of the Defender by Lady Jade Scribbler reviews
Alex Potter used to think she was just a normal girl. But then she found out she was a witch. Now, shortly before her thirteenth birthday, she's discovering an entirely new side to herself. She's a demigod and belongs partly to yet another world; one with monsters, gods, and vengeful titans. What will happen? With so many twists and turns, an interesting life is a given. Fem Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,238 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 10/18 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Good High School for the Performing Arts by HAZEL DAUGHTER OF HADES reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico are a famous teen band but they finally think its time to go to high school like normal teens. Well like normal teens drama, fights, friends, love, and childish antics are sure to follow. Rated? hmmm T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 263,738 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with "Diamonds and Toads"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,016 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Finding Solace by Whitsie reviews
Slytherin!Harry, disenchanted with the Light by the end of his first year, joins Lord Voldemort. Now it is finally time for the secrets he has kept hidden from everyone to come into the open. The Second Blood War is starting, and Harry is right in the middle. AU Sixth Year fic. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Drabbles, HarryDraco Style by Kalira69 reviews
A - fairly random - collection of Draco/Harry drabbles. Here be slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 485 - Words: 140,313 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
A Different Introduction by AJ Granger reviews
What would happen if someone else provided Harry's introduction to the wizarding world? Harry Potter and Septima Vector
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,164 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M., Luna L.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 752,816 - Reviews: 7570 - Favs: 7,370 - Follows: 8,444 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Unforgivable Sirius by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Challenge on Potions and Snitches by Romanticide: Sirius does something to Harry that he shouldnt and he shatters the poor boy's last hope of finally having a family. He's lost and hurt and terrfied with no one to turn to. No one but the man who has made his life miserable anyway he could. How can Snape help Harry,when he hates him himself; or does he? *Mild character bashing*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,710 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,711 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Rise of the Drackens by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 977,115 - Reviews: 12860 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 4,331 - Updated: 9/23 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., OC]
Timeless Warrior by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Born in ancient Greece, Perseus loses his mother at a young age to Zeus' rivalry with Poseidon. Rescued and raised by an unexpected goddess, Perseus is raised to be a warrior like only one other, his brother. Becoming a warrior that transcends time, Perseus is forced back into the Greek world and thrown into a war where he must protect the things that still matter most.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,892 - Reviews: 4395 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Athena, Percy J.] Annabeth C., Zoë N.
Surge de Hydra by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry was not having a good day. How was he supposed to handle waking up alone in a forest with no idea how he got there and getting a splitting headache from seeing said forest from seven different angles? Forced to hide his identity, he gains help from an unexpected source. The BWL sees the war from another angle, how will this effect him?A/N: SLASH/SEQUEL IS UP/Hydra, Vita Nova.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,634 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,304 - Reviews: 2958 - Favs: 7,821 - Follows: 8,145 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? fem!bisexual!Harry/Luna (it's happening this time, I promise!), powerful!dark!Jen, NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,818 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. Pairings decided. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,334 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob]
Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,487 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 3,174 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri
My Name Is Yasha Romanov by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Sirius found baby Harry first and asked the Black Widow to keep an eye on him while he dealt with Peter. Unfortunately, he never came back and Harry Potter disappeared from the wizardly world. Ten years later, Yasha Romanov receives a letter from Hogwarts...Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,845 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Harry P., Hermione G.
Potions Fume, Baby Boom, and Ministry Doom by Love Faith Embers reviews
(Thanks, StillWatersAreDeep, for the title change.) After a potions accident, the submissive 5th through 7th years find themselves pregnant. Once they know who 'fathered' the babies, Dumbledore states that they have to be resorted and move in with their partners. What happens when the Ministry finds out? Drarry, Dumble/Ron/Ginny bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,478 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Protection Detail by Whitsie reviews
Dealing with Harry Potter was always guaranteed to leave Nick Fury with a headache and a worldwide crisis to deal with. Future HP/SR Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,971 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Daddy Hades by ncalkins reviews
Percy running from Abuse stops at a park where he meets Hades god of the underworld. Who decides to take Percy home with him, how will the other gods react! out of charactor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,914 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Clarisse R., Hades, Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
The Magical Life of a Mortal Goddess by Rebelgirl01 reviews
Ari's life is anything except simple. Her parents were killed when she was 1, she finds out she is a witch at 11, during her first year at a magical school she makes friends, has adventures and finds out her parents are not her birth parents and that she is a demigod. Can her life ever be simple? Probably not, but then that would be boring. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,223 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 3/1/2014
The 'Pirate' and His Sea by Nefarious Matchbox reviews
A Nick Fury/Percy Jackson pairing story. Slash! (obviously) May or may not be a one-shot, favorite, follow and review for more chapters! "Every pirate must have his sea, so why not Nick Fury? His is just a little, well, special..." Rated T, for maybe violence, swearing, innuendos (not too bad though) May feature the rest of the Avengers! (and others from PJO)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,719 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 5/28/2014 - [Percy J., Nick F.]
Looking Beyond by shinigamigirl196 reviews
The first thing everyone noticed about Hope Potter was that she may have had her mother's face, but she had her father's penchant for causing trouble or somehow finding only made sense that she would fall for a prankster, and it only made sense that danger was attracted to her very scent. Somehow, she was going to prove she was more than just the Girl-Who-Lived. FemHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 151 - Words: 667,349 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Harry P., George W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Hogwarts watches 'A Very Potter Musical' by Evanescencefan97 reviews
It is Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry with a certain toad face professor. What happens when that professor discovers a certain play and decides to use it as an attempt to prove Harry Potter is a liar? Rated T for some swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,083 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dolores U.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,409 - Reviews: 7154 - Favs: 10,167 - Follows: 13,402 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Holly Bears the Crown by Caitlinlaurie reviews
Instead of a son born in summer, a daughter is born in winter. There is still a prophecy and Privet Drive, but for Holly Ivy Potter nothing is quite what it could have been had a brother been born in her place. Girl Who Lived fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,952 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P.
Wand, Knife and Silence by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,378 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
Luna Lovegood's Twelve Reasons Why by LesMisLover88 reviews
Luna Lovegood has recently killed herself. Harry Potter receives a tape recorder and a box of tapes explaining why she did so. Luna/Harry. Based on Jay Asher's Thirteen Reasons Why. Rated M, just in case. NOW COMPLETE! Trigger warning: Depression, rape, suicide, bullying
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Courting a Malfoy by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,296 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., OC
Need by donnaann55 reviews
Absolute smut! Smut with feeling, of course, but still smut! Kurt/Puck slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,660 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Rekindled by Insanity-Red reviews
When phoenix tears aren't enough down in the Chamber of Secrets, Fawkes is forced to take drastic measures. This results in a Fem!Harry with new powers and no control. In a new place, separated from all she knew, how will Harry cope - with her situation, and her new abilities? And what will happen back at home while she's away? At least the local fauna seems friendly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,267 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
When You're the Best of Friends by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU. Puck and Kurt hold hands, cuddle, know each other's biggest secrets, and make the other a priority...but they've just been best friends for years. Based on a Puckurt meme prompt. Multi-chapter. Prompt inside. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 185,932 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
The Devil's Suture by Vixenfur reviews
Alec has this great idea that if he learns the Argentine Tango, Jace will fall for his seductive moves and his dreams will be fulfilled. Though, he didn't know his dance instructor would be the undeniably attractive, jaw-dropping Magnus Bane, and he didn't know Jace would no longer be his focus after a lesson or two... (Thanks to tumblr user kingofsteles for this prompt idea!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,785 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Jace W.
So Much For My Happy Ending by phxwriter reviews
After a profound meeting with the Slayer, Dean makes the ultimate sacrifice to spare her in the looming Apocalypse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 185,271 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Buffy S., Dean W.
Falling Hard is Never Painless by Tony's-Loki reviews
For Tony Stark it all started at Freshman Orientation. He had never given Thor's little brother much thought before, but there is something about him their senior year that is different, and Tony is determined to find out what. High School AU. FrostIron.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 137,301 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Meet the di Angelos by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy's mother dies and he doesn't want to stay with his abusive stepfather Gabe, so he tracks down his biological father Poseidon. Who is living with his boyfriend Hades di Angelo, his own sons and Hades' four children. Percy has to adjust to all the new things and to the feelings he developes for his not-quite-stepbrother Nico and his boyfriend. Nico/Jason/Percy slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,919 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A., Jason G.] Leo V. - Complete
Sweet Disposition by Crimson Mooon reviews
When Draco Malfoy gets sorted into Gryffindor, things change. He becomes a part of a world that brings pain, happiness, tears, friendship, blood – and war. Bonds are broken and mended, while others are gone forever. The light that shines in the beginning slowly turns dark with each passing year. Innocence, will be corrupted. (This story will go through all seven years.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,235 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L.
Order of the Dragon by mindofemmette reviews
62/? When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? Certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after Harry's fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 344,534 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Spongebob Headphones by StackofStories reviews
When Anubis was summoned to the graveyard he expected a wailing spirit. He did not expect Sally Jackson's young son nor did he expect for him to be the child's guardian.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Percy J., Anubis]
Take The Tumble by Kittenshift17 reviews
There was never a hatred so profound as that of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, but when a challenge is issued the pair embark on a roller-coaster ride of emotions and confusing, passionate meetings. Enemies with Benefits never tasted this good, and Rose is going to learn there is a whole lot more to Scorpius than a lifelong rivalry and a wicked smirk. RW/SM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 291,950 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 2/11/2012 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Albus S. P., Fred W. II - Complete
Suns of Death and Darkness by Chakahlah reviews
Severus Snape was expecting a normal quiet summer until he recieved a letter from one Harry Potter asking for help. Ignores the last two HP books but Sirius is dead. Contains Dark not Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry Bad!Dumbles, Ron and Hermione bashing. Harry/draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 177,943 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Percy and Nico, through and through by Hades-the-Sexy reviews
First Fanfic! Excited! It is slash between the boys, but although the bedroom is always the most interesting, I really like to explore what the character is going through and how they get to their sweet lovin ;) starts where the House of Hades finishes. VERY sexual (warning), coarse lang. Graphic violence. I HAVE EDITED THIS ENTIRE FIC. Hope you enjoy this new version!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,407 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Jar Of Hearts by Living.Like.A.Boss reviews
Pharaoh Poseidon's son, Percy, is of the perfect age to get married off. Although Percy was male, he's been raised and marketed as a princess his entire life, due to a blessing from the goddess of childbirth Tawaret, on the day of his birth. And now, it was time for him to choose his suitor. Nicercy. Egyptian AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.]
Jealous? by WonderinWonderland reviews
Percy and Annabeth are dating and they go to the same high school. What happens when Calypso shows up?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Immortality Suits You by FeastofDeath reviews
Instead of killing Hades' remaining children, Nico and Bianca Di Angelo, Poseidon convinces Zeus to make them immortal heirs to Olympus instead, as an alternative to stopping the prophecy from coming true. Forty years later, the same thing is done to runaway Thalia Grace and five years later, to a certain Percy Jackson who refuses to utter even a single word.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,002 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Shower by Keeper of the Fandom reviews
Percy discovers an unexpected application for his powers, one that he's unable to turn off. Jason is sent to see why the Son of Poseidon is having a mental breakdown, and more than one secret is revealed. Yaoi. PercyxNico and implied JasonxLeo. Rated M for Chapter 2
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Annabeth C., Jason G. - Complete
The Lightning Bud by ThisIsTrueImmortality reviews
"Prince Ozai," she muttered, her voice betraying her tears. Ozai waved her to a sitting position. "It's just the garden, you know," he said. "Not the throne room. You don't have to bow." "Yes, I do," answered Ursa, forgetting herself. A Prequel era story
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,545 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Ursa, Ozai
Emerald Eyes, Silver Tongue by ExaltedChaos reviews
Harriet Potter wanted two things in life; to escape from the Dursley's, and to make her mark on the world. When she is brought back into the world of Magic, it is that second desire that would change everything. Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry. Rated for occasional language, mature themes, and general future-proofing. Begins 31 July, 1991, planned to run through all seven books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,113 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Daphne G., Tracey D.
These Make Humanity by fortescue reviews
When it comes to first times for her, they see it as mistakes. To others, they see it as experiences. When it comes to the first glance, demigod dream, duel, kiss, quest, everything else, it all connects back to Pallas Jackson. Fem!Percy/? (DISCONTINUED. NOW AT "DARLING DEAD BOY")
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/5/2014
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 323,611 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Living On Olympus by coolcatuui reviews
what will happen if Percy, Thalia, and Nico were raised on Olympus
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Percy J.
Son of the Underworld by ncalkins reviews
What if Percy was the son of Hades? What if Poseidon never broke the oath? What if Grover was never Percy's friend? What if Percy was an outcast among humans and demigods a like, how would he servive? Read to find out! OOC, and AU Working on chapter 6: 48 pages on openoffice and 15084 words.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,558 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Hades, Percy J.
I Know Your Secret by Myrddin le Fay reviews
AU 4th year! Fairytale is the company our hero builds to fight the lies of the magical UK. Bringing out the Frontier paper to begin fighting back. The balance jumps as Voldemort tries to return. Dumbledore & the ministry try to control Hogwarts & take it after being 'expelled'. Hope will build the Unified Mystical Commonwealth to be independent from magical UK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,237 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] [Ginny W., Luna L.] - Complete
Persia Jackson: Egyptian Dreams by FlammenTaenzerinSuzaku reviews
What if Percy was a girl posing as a boy? What if Luke knew? What if Sally Jackson was more than just a mere mortal and Percy not only the daughter of Poseidon? The truth is revealed when Percy is ignored for her sister - slight AU, contains elements of Catwoman and The Mummy 1 and 2 , mention of rape, lemon in the later chapters, pairings inside, rated M cause I'm paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Percy J., Luke C.
The New Babysitter by pikachumomma reviews
Clint's husband is back from his mission to take on the role of the Avenger's Handler. Being the savior of the Wizarding World and a top Shield agent this should be easy...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,036 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
It Really Wasn't So Unusual by Draiq reviews
Not your normal creature fic. Harry's just turned sixteen, and in the blink of an eye has gained a new life. Sirius has left a lot of things in Harry's name...exactly what will he do with them? H/D, M, eventual dark with hints of RAWR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,195 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Marry The Night by CanadianGlambertLove reviews
Kelliot/Starkurt Elliott Gilbert/Kurt Hummel. Elliott comes home from a long day to find three messages on his answering machine, along with a surprise at his door soon after. Warning; obsessive Klaine shippers DO NOT READ! Oneshot, but may expand depending on reactions. Mature read!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,435 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Elliott G./Starchild - Complete
HJB Diaries by BLBabe reviews
...They only stay in one place for a couple of weeks and then the wizarding world finds them. They had lived in Florida for the longest time & Harry had finally been able to settle down & make some friends. But that was short lived when the wizarding world got a hold of them & Sirius had them move again. So now, here they were, in the boring town of Mystic Falls (SLASH!) {ON HOLD!}
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,568 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Damon
MY Little Girl by BrendaBanner1234 reviews
All Adrian has ever wanted was someone to love her. All Tony has ever wanted was someone to view him as human. They have found each other now, both hardened by the world. Now they have each other and they are not going to let go. No matter what SHIELD, Loki, or anyone else says. BETA, AnarchicMuse, RULES!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,829 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 3,450 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Gods and Demigods read Altered Destinies by DemonicChihuahua reviews
The heroes from Altered Destinies, written by Anaklusmos14, are sent back in time to read about their adventures, namely Percy. The son of Hades and his friends and family read Altered Destinies, I recommend reading Anaklusmos14's stories because they are really good. I do not own Altered Destinies or the characters. There are a few profanity, but most of the time it is tame.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,046 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/3/2013
Changes by Tesgura reviews
Set in the beginning of the 4th book, Dark!Powerful!Harry After Lucius is sent to take out the people watching Harry during the summer and Harry gets 'kidnapped' before joining Voldemort. But when Harry goes back who's waiting for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 69,292 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
What The Nefarious Carnival Does To You by Radiate-the-Darkness reviews
Welcome to a place for fun and freaks. The Harbinger of Doom. The Siren. The Man From Hell. And so much more. Nico di Angelo lives his life playing with the minds of mortals in a place his friend, Jason Grace, built called the Nefarious Carnival where he gathers special people. Nico feels something for The Siren. He just has a disturbing way of showing it. DarkCarnival!AU. Percico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Jason G., Leo V.
Shattering Secrets by TVHollywoodDiva reviews
Rachel's life is irreversibly changed after a summer trip to Julliard in New York City. She needs her friends in glee now more than ever. Mentions rape. Rachel/Puck Romance; rest of glee friendships.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,452 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Without You by Rori Potter reviews
Broken by her past, Josephine moves to Ohio to start all over. But what happens when romance comes into the picture? Will she finally be able to heal or will her past rule her?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,331 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Harry P., Hunter C.]
Hunger (KatnissxFinnick) by ambrosiam reviews
Like Finnick Odair, Katniss Everdeen has been forced into becoming a sex slave of the Capitol. It's Finnick himself who teaches her the ins and outs of the art of seduction and it's Finnick, also, who teaches her that being free of the arena doesn't mean the Games end - in fact, they have only just begun... (Katniss/Finnick fanfiction) (Some smutty chapters)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,091 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Ultimate Hp Fic Guide by Kolorful Kyandii reviews
A guide to everything you might need to make a HP Fic or HP crossover Fic, including Quiddich rules, Wands, Classes, Houses, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
Lock That Sht Up by CMW2 reviews
BABE AU from One for the Money 2012 - NOW A WIP:Steph takes Ranger's shower curtain advice seriously, impressing him and leaving things open for their psuedofriendship to become something much more fun;Rated for language and spice;4th in my 2012 SSS Project
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 101,849 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
The Other Kind by Leemah Readz reviews
Leah thought being the only girl in the pack meant she was cursed, unwanted, and undeserving of a normal life. Not until she met the one man that would change her world, whose world too was a different story: Draco Malfoy. A pureblood wizard who had his life planned out...until he met her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,190 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Leah
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14647 - Favs: 10,113 - Follows: 9,766 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Regular Day in Olympus by LunarScorpion reviews
A series of one shots of a typical day in Olympus. it's mainly Poseidon and Athena arguing because i think it's funny. and there's other random stuff thrown in.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,756 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
Finally 17! by 9876grpc reviews
Rose is FINALLY turning 17 and she can't wait to seduce that older wizard she's had her eye on for years...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 158,851 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Rose W., Harry P.]
Apollo's Fairytale by StackofStories reviews
Apollo is forced to read a scarily de-aged Aphrodite a fairytale princess story complete with mean horse-y older brothers, terrible monsters, and a mushy-sappy ending that only happens in wonderfully overrated Disney movies. The problem with all of this? Percy and Nico have the great jobs of being the prince and the princess. Nico/Percy slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,035 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Nico A., Percy J.
Harry Potter and the Polyjuice Disaster by PadfootIsMyHomeDawg reviews
Halloween, 1981. The Potters' burning house in Godric's Hollow is the reason for the chaos. But Remus Lupin is the dead man on the stairs, not James Potter. James and Remus had switched places for the night so that Lily wouldn't know he'd gone...but it was never supposed to end in death. Now he and Sirius are left to raise Harry alone. on hiatus 9/15/15
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,617 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P.
The Next Target by MagnaVictoria reviews
Harry, depressed about losing Sirius, curses Fate for making his life so miserble. Fate, bored, hears this and decides to prove she isn't a horrible person by doing what she does best, because, unlike her predecessors, Katelyn Dalton just loves making the least possible things happen, in terms of romance, that is. And 1935 is the perfect place to start her new story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Following Fate by Kakiryu reviews
When James told his wife to run away that fateful night, she apparated to the safest place she knew - Hogwarts. Splinching herself in her panic, Lily Potter died within the Forbidden Forest, leaving her son to be raised by the creatures living there. [HPBZDM]. AU! Slash! Threesome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,384 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Crossing the Line by ichiwings reviews
What would have happened if Sirius had been born a girl? Move through moments of the life of one Sirius Black and watch as she tries desperately to keep her ever tumbling world in order. Fem!Sirius Fem!Harry. Rated M for language and violent themes later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,912 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Severus S.
Sound of the Revolution by beakanoma reviews
In his fifth year, Harry faces ostracism with boyfriend Cedric for coming out and for declaring Voldemort has returned. Part 2 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for Chapters 01, 03.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,962 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Harriet Potter and the Minister of Magic by slytherin-nette reviews
That fateful night in Godric's Hollow, something inside James Potter had changed forever. Becoming the youngest Minister of Magic ever to be appointed, he became obsessed with finding the Dark Lord and avenging the death of his wife. Unfortunately, his pursuits are about to lead him straight back to the daughter he's neglected for fourteen years. Semi-AU. DM/femHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 477,513 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Demigods & Wizards, Journey Through Old Memories by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
STORY ONE: In the wake of their heart wrenching wars, 8 surviving wizards and 8 Greek heroes are transported to a secret haven beyond the stars to rediscover the truth about a none too distant past, yet, there is something more to the secrets surrounding them, a truth they are yet to uncover...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 447,406 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W., Percy J., Apollo
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4166 - Favs: 6,227 - Follows: 6,340 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Change in Plans by DreamWeaver44 reviews
How would Harry's life change if he grew up with the Cullen's instead of the Dursley's?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,353 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Harry P., Edward
Olympic Heights: The Siege of Hades by Sincerely Kimby reviews
"I wasn't the hero and I'm not sure I ever will be—but with Percy around, the world seems to be in good hands." Book one of Leila Jackson series. What if the great hero Percy Jackson had a twin sister that he grew up with? Rewind and go back to find out exactly what it would have been like for everyone... Twin sister's POV of the Lightning Thief. Pre/Post TLT AU NOT A MARY SUE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,007 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Grover
Peaceful Times by Weezila reviews
Peace means something different to everyone now that the wars are done- for now, at least. There is wreckage to salvaged and life to be lived, though few are certain of just how to do that. The Greek, Roman, and Mortal worlds will need to learn though, if they are to survive the coming trials. And no one said peace was any easier than war. [First of the "Eternity" series]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,485 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 1/28/2013
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 245,416 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/23/2012
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 7,563 - Follows: 8,619 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Double Edged Sword by sablefalls reviews
Zuko freezes and a slow, dawning realization comes over him about what his sister really is; what his father must have realized her to be. Azula is an awesome, unholy power, one that must be wielded carefully lest you cut yourself with the sharp edges. A precision weapon honed over the years. A double edged sword.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,718 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Aang, Azula
Love Me Or Love Me Not by IAmTheRevelation reviews
The Kingdoms of Raziel and Iruthiel have been at war. The King of Iruthiel sends his daughter, Clarissa, as an offering of peace. But the catch is that she be wed to the eldest son, Alexander. But with a war ending, shall another begin. Will these two feuding teenagers come over their differences or will their two kingdoms hang in the delicate balance of peace and war?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Alec L., Clary F.] Isabelle L., Simon L.
Percy Jackson and the Eros Blessing by Zenlock Sergan reviews
Percy Jackson is visited by the god Eros and is given a blessing but what could it mean? he soon finds out when female eyes start looking at him lemons
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,107 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Percy J.
Twisted Traditions by Just Mina reviews
He was the first Malfoy in Gryffindor. She was the first Weasley in Ravenclaw. He was the first Potter in Slytherin. Follow them, as together, they try to find themselves outside of their parents' shadows. As well as discovering the untold truth; uncovering a hidden war; and cleaning up a mess their parents left. Whether or not they succeed, let us find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,513 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Hating Magnus by Malec-Obsessed-Fan reviews
AU/AH. Alec: Young budding actor rising to stardom. Magnus: Irresistibly hot, sexy and famous. Problem? They have to pretend to be lovers in an up-coming film, which would be fine and dandy, if they didn't hate each other's guts. Malec SLASH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,795 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Seventeen Reasons Why by Finntastic17 reviews
Rachel commits suicide, and in her remembrance leaves 17 CDs explaining why she did what she did. As Finn listens to them, he realizes he didn't really know that much about her. And he begins to her understand why she made the choice she did. AU post 2x16. Finchel plus other character developments. Based off Jay Asher's '13 Reasons Why'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,266 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H., New Directions
The Gloaming by gleefulmusings reviews
The Twilight, that time when the world and its gods will fall, is coming. Kurt Hummel, cousin of the Charmed Ones, has a destiny to fulfill and, with his coven at his side, will lead his friends and family against the end of the world. An Angel/Buffy/Charmed/Glee/Supernatural Extravaganza.
Crossover - Charmed & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,859 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/8/2011 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] Prue H., Kurt H.
Ocean's Wings by lyricalgurl8 reviews
What if Percy was born a girl? With the smarts worthy of a Child of Athena? What changes would happen to the Prophecy? Genderswitch: FemPercy, Lukercy everyone! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 213,197 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Percy J., Luke C.
All the Percybilities by Takara Phoenix reviews
There are different parallel universes and the crew of the Argo II gets to travel those worlds. Worlds like, what if Percy had turned to the titans? What if the children of the underworld had met in the 30s? What if Percy had ran away from Gabe as a child? What if Mortals still believed in the Greek gods? Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 158,509 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/28/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.] [Leo V., Hazel L.] - Complete
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,269 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. How will the Light react when their "Savior" is suddenly for the Dark side?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 383,013 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Kurt Hummel Crumbles and Uses Cute Boys to Pick Up the Pieces by BananaFanFics reviews
Kurt Hummel is finally out of Ohio, in the big city of New York on his own and has to begin the ungraceful act of growing up. This proves to be harder than he thought, but with all of his new friends-who happen to all be cute boys, he'll get by. Will contain Kadam, Starkurt, and Kurtbastian (maybe more)in later chapters. Not too Klaine friendly. Tell me what you think :)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S., Adam, Elliott G./Starchild
The lack of reaction by christinesangel100 reviews
Second year. When Harry doesn't respond to a Death threat, it sends Severus thinking. Is the boy-who-lived as safe and confident as he appears? Or is he using his fame to hide a lifetime of constant abuse? Severus mentoring Harry, abused Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,438 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30997 - Favs: 17,443 - Follows: 14,911 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jade by HPslashSPNLuver92 reviews
ULTIMATE WARNING! AU, OOC, SLASH. Life is hard. For a few people it's even cruel. But for one person a desperate wish is enough to change the worst to the best. Mentions of prostitution. Pairings: Harry/Sam, Dean/OMC. Rated: M
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,690 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/19/2011 - [Harry P., Sam W.] [Dean W., OC]
Being Alive by Vonphenomenon reviews
After breaking up with Blaine, Kurt swears off dating. That is until he reunites with his old friends brother,. Set after Glease.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Kurt H., OC, Elliott G./Starchild
Family is What you Make it by Princess101855 reviews
Jenna Potter always believed what people told her about her parents, until a letter said otherwise. Jenna now must find her older half brother, who doesn't even know she exists. Jim Kirk has always had only one person to look out for: himself. Now he has to deal with megalomaniac old men with control issues to keep his sister safe, who is as prone to attracting trouble as he is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,721 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P., J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
The Snow Queen and the Fire Lord by reviewgirl911 reviews
YEAR HIATUS Born with elemental powers and self-sworn protectors of younger siblings, Harry and Elsa shy away from the rest of the world. Brought together in training as children, they form a bond that survives coronations, sword fights, loss of control, and annoyed siblings. Could that bond turn into love? And could Harry and Elsa, so guarded, open themselves up to it? Read on!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Harry P., Elsa]
The Sea's Recovery by MoonTitanessSelene reviews
Persephone Jackson has defeated Gaea. She finds out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her. That, combined with past experiences, leaves her hurting and finding it hard to trust people. The Seven become gods and Percy joins the Olympian council. What will happen now? Fem!Percy. Male!Annabeth. Fem!Leo. Percy x Ares. Sequel is out (and is way better).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,759 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Percy J., Ares] - Complete
Not the Same, Never Again by Winged Quill reviews
Even after escaping the horror of The School, Harry is plagued by flashbacks and nightmares. And the date on his arm is slowly ticking away the little time he has left. With wings and a death sentence, how long will it be before someone learns his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,976 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., Max
Aphrodite Girls by LunaPadma reviews
Have you ever tried to stereotype the stereotyped?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 16,052 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Aphrodite, Drew T., Lacy, Piper M. - Complete
The Aftermath by Umecchi reviews
'He followed the noise, and came to what he was looking for. A red door. A bright red door. A crimson door. Apollo knocked three times. The scuffling froze. The door opened surprisingly quickly. The girl standing in the doorway had dark red hair, emerald green eyes, and pale skin. The girl looked to be about seventeen and was very very pregnant.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,696 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/21/2013
Fallback by IrethR reviews
After the war Harry moves to Lima, Ohio to try and live a normal life as just another invisible teenager. You know what they say about best laid plans, though. KH/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,017 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Variety Is the Spice of Life by Hecateslover reviews
A collection of stories that are up for l are rated M. Most are pretty long reads as well. If any of you want to adopt, just PM me. HPSS, HPDT, HPLL, HPNL, het, slash, threesomes, trans, vamp, AU, a little of everything!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 517,925 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Vampire Lord's Pet by Takara Phoenix reviews
After hiding in the shadows for so long, vampires have taken over the world and humans have a hard time getting by. One way is to sell their blood to vampires, become a vampire's pet. Nico signs such a contract and becomes the pet of the vampire lord of New York - Percy. werewolf!Nico/vampire!Percy slash Nicercy - Sequel "The Vampire Lord's Family" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,254 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Leo V., Frank Z.] - Complete
The Road Not Taken by Simplice reviews
AU. A baby with green eyes and black hair is taken in by the Potters to be sister to James. How did this child come to magically appear? The Dark Lord chose a different path to eliminate the threat, that's how. FemHarry Fem!Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,157 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Harry P.
The Queen's Consort by 1Syphira reviews
Elsa's life is just as she wants it: she's in complete control of it. But when the Faerie Queen Maleficent appears, warning the Faerie Queens of danger on the horizon, Elsa's life is suddenly turned upside down. Heavily AU, fantasy, a lot of mixing Disney tales, and Elsanna smut (NOT sisters though).
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,215 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Champion's Lullaby by SweetCaroline91 reviews
AU Things weren't going as Kurt expected, Dalton wasn't Wonderland and Blaine was painfully oblivious. Then Harry swooped in, claimed the prince charming role without auditioning and led him down the rabbit hole... Kurt blamed the accent. Full summary inside. Will be KurtxHarryxBlaine threesome.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 252,146 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H., Blaine A.
History of the Marauders by Cbearc reviews
It's Harry Potter's fifth year at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore has been sent a stack of... books? Join 90% of the Harry Potter cast to find out what these books are about! Hint hint; it has something to do with the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 10,535 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 8,200 - Follows: 3,311 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
The Lost Potter and the Philosophers Stone by Y.K.Willstone reviews
Harry Potter doesn't know why he was left on the Dursley's doorstep ten years ago. While many reasons keep him from his family he thinks only one is the truth. But when stormy seas upset the balance of his life his world is turned upside down and all he knows is thrown into chaos. With new friends and help in surprising places can Harry stop being the 'lost potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,086 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
I Live by GeezerWench reviews
Rebelling against Edward's crushing protectiveness, Bella races for La Push. Goal in sight, she crashes, shattering her truck and her body. Jasper, discovering Bella gravely injured and bleeding profusely, pulls her from the wreckage. Fighting the lust for her blood was only the first battle. Violence, adult themes. Jasper/Bella *Award Winning*. Violence, language, adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 394,890 - Reviews: 3269 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Bella, Jasper] [Peter, Charlotte]
Harry Van Helsing by mrsKnitewolf reviews
This story was inspired from Echoes by ToTheBeatofMyOwnDrummer, Harry gets a new family, and is off to kill the dark lord early. Child abuse not for long though. Strong Light Harry. also AU, OOC Harry and Van Helsing. not slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,651 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Van Helsing
Life of a Blind Half Blood by eltigre221 reviews
Percy Jackson was born blind, because of this, he has always tried to do things upon his own. Yet when he is introduced into the world of a Half-Blood, what will happen to the young demigod as he not only learns how to fight but also how to open up? DISCONTINUED FOREVER!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,891 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Percy J., Zoë N. - Complete
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 275,304 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 5,108 - Follows: 5,712 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Twelve Days of Hunting (My Manservant gave to me) by LMRichardson reviews
When Arthur once again drags Merlin and the Knights out on another hunt, they experience Twelve interesting situations all centred around our favourite Warlock (even if he doesn't have a clue what's going on) Including, but not limited to; Sorcerers, bandits, kisses, and a rather weird encounter with a batch of wild mushrooms...Kind of AU. Rated M - You have been warned :)
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Doomed to Love by IAmTheRevelation reviews
Alec and Clary have been mortal enemies since grade school. To them, there can be nothing worse than the other. So, when his mother offers for Clary to move in temporarily while her parents are on a trip, will Alec and Clary succeed in their promise on not driving the Lightwoods to near insanity? Or maybe, just maybe, Alec might find more than just an obnoxious teenager girl?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,883 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Alec L., Clary F.] Isabelle L.
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Secrets by glitters and gold reviews
::officially abandoned. :: Born and trained Roman, sent to fight as a Greek. He lied to both sides; old friends believe him dead and new friends believe him to be Greek. As the Titan War reaches its climax and the truth comes out, one question remains: who really is Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,603 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Percy J., Reyna R.
For the love of Leo by FrankieQuinn13 reviews
Two guys both of them are after Leo, but who will get him. Yaoi you've been warned.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,924 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Chase, Leo - Complete
Heir of Magic by CrystalIceSweet reviews
No one can understand why golden boy Tom Riddle would be interested in a loser like Harry. Normally Harry would be more worried about Tom's intentions but the other boy's courtship offer plays perfectly in to his plans of one upping his sister. Slash. TMRHP. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
If I Lose Myself by TalysAlankil reviews
When Nico di Angelo and his sister are sent to a summer camp, he's ready to spend the worst month of his life. Things do not quite go as planned, however.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,473 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] Bianca A., Jason G. - Complete
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,844 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 4,804 - Follows: 4,065 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Guiding Darkness by MagnaVictoria reviews
Boredom can actually make people do very weird things, really. After who knows how long of feeling so numb, waking up as Tom Riddle is going to change things. Fate really does have a weird sense of humor. Harry reincarnated as Tom Riddle, Dark Lord Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,868 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Kurt Hummel and the Boy Who Lived by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt Hummel, the unknown twin of Harry Potter, is about to matriculate at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, determined to reunite with his brother. Extremely intelligent, highly skilled, and well prepared, Kurt, accompanied by two friends just as cunning and powerful, is no one's pawn, and he will stop at nothing to protect his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,879 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H., Quinn F., Santana L.
Night Flight by Massanie reviews
When Harry becomes the first submissive Vykélari in over two centuries, Lucius wants his power bound to the Malfoy name by all means necessary. Now he only has to persuade Draco and his fiancé to kidnap and mate with him - no hardship with their instincts and Slytherin ambition. The only problem: the submissive is not quite so submissive at all. Creature!Fic. Sub!Harry. HP/DM/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 226,328 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z.]
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 3,957 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The FanFiction Guide to Fanfiction by Bookworm1756 reviews
But not just any guide, the ULTIMATE guide, to help beginners to this amazing site that you are currently situated upon. A subject is chosen every chapter, and in that chapter I write tips, advice, and my own learning experiences. This will accumulate to create short lessons to guide you so that you become wonderful and amazing writers. Let's do this!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,847 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014
Rewrite: Forsake Thy Virtues by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
Permission to rewrite this story from 'Felicity Dream'. Fem!Harry gets a job in the Watchtower after her relatives kick her out. New adventures and a soul mate comes along. A surprise that will leave everyone shocked.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P.
The Apocalypse Can Wait by LadyNyxRavus reviews
An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Crowley
Black Insanity by crystal2240 reviews
Sirius Orion Black was the only person who mattered to Carina Artemis Potter-Black (fem!Harry). He was the apple of her eye. The man she called, "daddy". And if he were to ever die...she would let the madness that simmered under her skin consume her...and raze magical Britain to the ground.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the patients of Arkham by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
To be rid of Harry, Vernon tosses him in an insane Asylum in Gotham. This is the story of Harry's struggle within it's walls and his life with the other 'Inmates' of Arkham. Dark fic. Joker/Harley Harry/OC? Ivy, Crane, Croc, and other villains as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Joker
When the Lightning Strikes by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 2 of my HP/Supernatural crossover series. Harry continues to hunt with the Winchesters, but his relationship with Dean is threatened by a dark secret. Harry also gains a surprising ally in the search for his godfather. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,573 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Cloudier Sky by MidnightEmber reviews
Lily had many secrets when she was alive. Now Harry must figure them out while dealing with the blame of Sirius death and the threat of the truly evil. creature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,140 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 2/24/2010 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5730 - Favs: 6,522 - Follows: 7,273 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,612 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rose Potter and the Two Faced Man by nobodez reviews
ON HIATUS. Divergence: a subtly different prophecy is given, and the world is better for it. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,784 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P.
Outside The Lines by Cirruz The Night Elf reviews
One Letter. That's all it took. One simple piece of paper, that changed Ponyboy's life forever. Rated T for violence.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sodapop C., Ponyboy C., Darry C.
White Owl by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Rogue stumbles upon a new shop in Bayville, White Owl, she also stumbles upon a new friend, and possibly more. FemHarry, FemSlash, FemHarry/Rogue. M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Rogue/Anna Marie
Seasons' Change by Dark Inu Fan reviews
One-shot collection. Jack is now a Guardian, but what do the others really know about him? Bottom line: They know Jack about Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,079 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North, Tooth
I'll Love You For Eternity by LetterBeeNations reviews
[Currently Under Construction. Re-doing all current chapters.] Basically, a Shadow Kissed alternate ending with Strigoi Rose. All I'm saying since I'm currently re-writing a few chapters. Chapters 1 - 6 currently done with their rewrites.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,154 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D.
Daughter Of Time by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. Male!Thalia. Finding out she was a half-blood was bad enough, but when Percy's long-lost father turned out to be the Titan Lord of Time, Kronos, Percy was left wondering just who she'd piss off in her past life. Jason/Percy/Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,682 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Thalia G., Percy J., Jason G.]
Coffee Kisses by Kat100666 reviews
Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P.
Dark Lady Voldemort by Shabby Abby reviews
ABANDONED. We all know Voldemort he's powerful, evil and also...an immortal teenaged girl! What happens when Harry begins to fall for the Dark Lady? fem!Voldemort, Harry/Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
House of Torture by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
"This is a place you do not wish to be. A house that strips you of your will and sense of self. This is a place where you would consider yourself lucky for death to come. Most refer to it as the 'The House of Torture'." Percy didn't understand what was so painful about the house, until he, himself, was broken. Slash. Eventual Nicercy, but multiple pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,929 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.]
City of Shadows by Siavahda reviews
"Or is he?" Jace asked. "Have you had dealings with demons, little boy? Walked with warlocks, talked with the Night Children? Have you–" "Did you run out of alliteration?" Simon interrupted. "Night Children – what is that, vampires, probably, could you not think of any verbs beginning with v? Verbalize, vent, venerate, vacuum – that's a good one, *have you vacuumed with vampires*-"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 256,024 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Decaying Hyacinths by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. She has no memories of her own, all having been stolen from her, but she remembers this clear: of a blonde man who glowed like the sun, laughing as he twirled a metal ring, sitting among a field of hyacinths. Apollo/Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Apollo, Percy J.]
Snakebite by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harriet Potter went missing. And it isn't until the start of what should have been her fifth year that she returns, with a teen claiming to be Salazar reborn. FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Emails by clair beaubien reviews
Set around Fallen Idols and beyond. The boys email each other. Up now - Ch 12: An actual tag to Soul Survivor, so beware possible spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,276 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
FWAC - old version by Tostie reviews
AU seventh year - Albus Dumbledore and the order of the Phoenix use an old ritual to summon a hero from another world. He isn't exactly what they had expected – (initial)indifferent!Harry – no slash – no Horcruxes - On hold
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 180,592 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., OC, Daphne G.
Kiss My Gentle Burning Bruise by clarkLover1 reviews
Hook and Emma are together. A new problem arises with them taking themselves and the idiots (we all know and love), as well as Gold and Belle and the long –living Evil Queen into the past of an unfortunate past of our favorite Savior. Well dwell into Emma's past more and the reactions of others as they go along. Emma-Centric. As well as pairing angst. 1st chps not great keep readin
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,502 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Getting Closer by Lady Alice101 reviews
A story of love, hate, betrayal, revenge and everything in between. Follow Poseidon and Athena as they face the trials and tribulations of their unconditional love. (Same story guys, just a different summary).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,786 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
Myths of a Hero by SkylarNelson reviews
I know... There's tons of these... But I had a great idea! Join the Olympians and demigods as they journey through the life of the Hero of Olympus! Rated T cause I'm paranoid. Percabeth. I won't show any other parings because I won't change the story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,346 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 3958 - Favs: 6,311 - Follows: 6,847 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Metamorphosis by gleefulmusings reviews
A Second Season AU in which a very different Kurt returns to McKinley after a summer abroad. New Directions is thrown by this calm, confident, and happy Kurt, and his new attitude threatens his relationships with some of his closest friends. Surprise crossover after chapter ten.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 200,275 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E., Santana L., Artie A.
Second Act by gleefulmusings reviews
Fresh from graduate school and not long after a devastating personal tragedy, Kurt Hummel finds himself named guardian of his two cousins, Elena and Jeremy Gilbert. Mystic Falls and its denizens are in for a rude awakening when he hits town. Magical!Kurt
Crossover - Glee & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,352 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Kurt H., Elena G., Alaric S., Jeremy G.
Love Through the Looking Glass by Jasperann reviews
The curse backfired when Regina cast it. It didn't work, fully. The curse kept them in the E.F., while Emma was sent to the land without magic to grow up completely alone. The catch is when Emma turns 28, the Enchanted forest will be no more, unless they can get Emma back to the Enchanted Forest. They need the only man that has ever been to the land w/o magic. Capt. Hook.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 134,732 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Love at Goode High: Tutor Session by simplewordplay reviews
AU. No Gods. Percy is the most popular boy in Goode High. Annabeth? Not so much. They can never get along without trying to kill each other. But when the teacher puts both of them in the same room for a tutor session, can they finally get along?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,722 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Reading Between the Lines by AvariceN'Spice reviews
The next generation isn't perfect, they've all got secrets buried deep. A spiderweb of lies and deception is what keeps them together, yet tears them apart. But as they say, everything rises to the surface eventually. In this case, to dig these little coins of hurt up, all you have to do is "Read Between the Lines". Drabble series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M., Louis W., Albus S. P.
Holy Ground by hal.elle reviews
"Do you count as an ex if you're also the current boyfriend?" "Current? We've been dating for four years. Is 'current' even the right word for 'stuck with each other forever?" / In which Jason learns that being more than just a summer fling means you have to face heartbreak, and Percy can't handle relationships. JasonxPercy AU, side PercyxLuke, brief JasonxReyna
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,086 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
Shattered by gleefulmusings reviews
Kurt wakes up in his bedroom with no memory of his new family, his boyfriend, or the last three years. To get the help he needs, he must leave Lima and stay near family who understand exactly what he's going through, because they've dealt with it themselves. Mental illness, mentions of sexual abuse.
Crossover - Glee & One Life To Live - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Vikki B., Jessica B., Kurt H., Santana L.
Intertwined Destinies by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Jade Potter is a lonely girl from England who just happens to have a dark and secretive past. When she goes to Japan as part of a school assignment, she and seven other children are summoned to a strange world, where not all is as it seems. Just what is the Digital World, and how will everyone get back home again? Will they want to? And who exactly is Jade?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 280,222 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Taichi Y./Tai K.
I'd Pay To See You Apologise by CassandraHolly reviews
Bella's been Marked, and after the Cullen's less- than- supportive response, she leaves for the House of Night. Now, she's Izzie Davis, a popular and completely new person. Life's good- until the Cullens are invited to the House of Night for a month...
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,258 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Aphrodite L.
The Seal of the Betrayed by Anaklusmos14 reviews
A decade earlier, the gods banished Percy Jackson to Tartarus, When they banish another innocent demigod to the same fate, they unleash the beginnings of Hell on Earth. The gods are powerless to stop the terror they unleashed upon the world. Now the world is up for grabs, will it end in the apocalypse or perhaps someone else has their own plans in mind. (Discontinued.)
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,352 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Zoë N., Percy J.] Sam W., Dean W.
Chamber of Secrets: Slytherin's Second Heir by Prof3ss3r Marsi reviews
AU. After Harry saves Justin Professor Snape contests Harry's placement in Gryffindor and wins. Now Harry must fight to save the school and survive the one house that hates him. But as the year goes on Harry learns that Slytherin is not what he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., OC
No Such Luck by J'ai besoin d'un biscuit reviews
Hermes and Apollo find themselves travelling with a group of demigods to face an unknown monster. It's meant to be a punishment, but Hermes has always been able to make the best of bad situations. Fem!PercyxHermes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Hermes, Percy J., Apollo
Lost Child by esined0319 reviews
AU Severitus Challenge with female Harry. Severus discovers a family secret which will affect his relationship with Harry and cause much angst. Warning there will be some corporal punishment and abuse scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,749 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hidden Moves by Lyrically Uninspired reviews
Max Martinez and Nick Theissen are your average juniors in high school. What happens when Max embraces her dark side? What will become of Nick? Can they work out their differences? No wings. Fax. Cowrite by Aquapolartop and Xx-Twitch-xX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Phoniex Rises by reviewgirl911 reviews
It's been sixteen years since Voldemort was defeated by infant Harry Potter and ten since he went missing. Voldemort has returned, and the wizarding world's future is bleak. What happens when Harry Potter is found alive and different than expected?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,211 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wait, Scratch That by jobob reviews
what if Harry Potter had been born a girl? Would the Dursleys have treated him differently? Would he have the same friends? Would he be in the same house? Now starting 6th year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 340,898 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Harry P.
The Colors of Graffiti and Coffee by Itty Bitty Albatross reviews
Percy's the co-owner of Mycenae's Coffee. Nico's been painting the walls in the dead of night. Tension ensues, and all that accompanies it. Coffee Shop!AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Annabeth C., Grover, Nico A., Percy J.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3306 - Favs: 8,173 - Follows: 9,406 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Love and Las Vegas by whitetigerwolf reviews
Response to Blood Brandy's Harry Potter's Vegas Vacation Challenge. When Raven gets drunk, her emotions take over. And Love causes a major hedache, for Raven and her new wife, Rose Potter. FemHarry. FemSlash. Raven/FemHarry. Tonks/Remus. ABANDONED/UP FOR ADOPTION
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Raven - Complete
Innocent Insanity: Messing With Your Mind by Hello360 reviews
Helena Potter was thrown into Azkaban when she was five. Now ten, she is proven innocent, and she meets her family, she goes to Hogwarts. She meets a very odd blonde girl, a lonely red head, and a friendless brunette bookworm. Together they take Hogwarts by storm, in a quest to defeat the Dark Lord. Dark!Fem!Harry, she won't be with Voldemort, and won't be very evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.
The Queen Is Come (Get Down On Your Knees) by Siavahda reviews
"No," Clary breathed, gazing down at him, at this dark angel kneeling at her feet, "no, Sebastian, you are going to earn me." CoHF alternate ending; dark!Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
How One Party Can Change Everything by brokegirl97 reviews
When Izzy hosts a party at her house to celebrate the end of summer and the beginning of the school term, things don't really go according to plan. The story focuses on how one party changes everything. [Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Jaia, Wessa, Jem/OC, Sideon, Cabriel - mild themes and language.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,159 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Charlie's Hot Date by pikachumomma reviews
Charlie Swan is on outs with his friend Billy Black and his hot new neighbor invited him over to watch the game. Better than sitting at home alone, Charlie accepts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,843 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Charlie S.
Welcome What You Can't Avoid by Hazel Grace L reviews
In a game of Truth or Dare, the newest member of Aphrodite's cabin learns about Drew Tanaka's secret diary. And now Sienna has a problem—she's obsessed with finding it. Will she find it and discover secrets about her godly family that will leave scars? Or will the new information push her to do things she never thought she could, which might include her falling in love with Percy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,599 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - [Percy J., OC] Aphrodite, Drew T. - Complete
Enlightenment ain't Always a Good Thing by Airrynn-verum oratori reviews
In one universe, Percy Jackson was our hero. His counterpart in another, however, is very different. With a different name, parentage, history, and general outlook on life, follow him as he fights to survive in a world that generally hates him for existing. Eventual slash pairing(s). Don't like, don't read. Rated T for some swearing. R & R.
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014
Big Girls by anotherOUATwriter reviews
AU. Mary Margaret and Emma had been best friends since they were little kids, but now that they are grown ups their play-dates had turn into movies and clubbing nights. And even if to some people, like Emma's brother, David, the two girls are still kids, they are willing to show to everyone that they are big girls and have a wild side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,668 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard] [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
A Muggle Reunion Of Sorts by It'sNotNymph reviews
When McGonagull shows up at Harry's primary school reunion with all his ex-classmates and team mates and a seven book series about his life who's more suprised Harry or the muggles?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
It's Just Easier This Way by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Percy and Annabeth are best friends, but when Annabeth asks him to stop at the store and pick up-he can't even say the word-he realizes that he might have moved up from being just a friend. In which, Annabeth asks Percy to stop and pick up a box of tampons, and he might be excited because this is normally a chore that a boyfriend does for his girlfriend, right? AU. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
That Blessed Arrangement by TheOrginalBibliophile reviews
King Hades of Asphodel has a problem: King Zeus of Olympus is threatening war. How can King Poseidon of Oceanus fix his problem? Nicercy Mpreg AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,078 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
A Memoir by Taliesin19 reviews
"There are horrors in your past that can haunt you. And they never leave your side because every day of your life is a reminder." With shaking hands, she placed her quill back into the ink well. Hermione Granger's story, beginning from her 5th year at Hogwarts to adulthood. A story of love that obliterates all obstacles. Will be HHr eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 171,940 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Werewolf's Cub by Child of Music and Dreams reviews
What if Harry grew up in the Wizarding world. What if, instead of living with the Dursleys, Harry was adopted by Remus Lupin after the events on Halloween of 1981. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS DUE TO A SEVERE CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Not Even Azkaban Can Hold Me by vulnerose reviews
The Azkaban prisoner gave one last heaving sob, before crumpling under the pain of the memories. Azkaban had done what Voldemort failed to accomplish. Azkaban had finally broken Harry Potter. Or that was what they thought… *ADOPTED BY Piloting Insanity*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Trichotomy by gleefulmusings reviews
Sam and Dean Winchester meet Kurt Hummel and instantly adore him. Kurt's Uncle Bobby isn't too thrilled with this. Psychic!Kurt, established Wincest relationship. See warnings for possible triggers and Notes for story explanation.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - [Sam W., Dean W., Kurt H.] Bobby S.
Hidden by Futaira reviews
After the Chitauri Battle, the A team gets another shock when a pregnant man runs up and asks for Tony. What hasn't Tony told the rest of the team? Watch how the Avengers handle a hormonal Harry. OOC, Slash, AU, Mpreg!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
What if Snape by Wendelin W reviews
What if Snape takes Harry to Hogwarts instead of Hagrid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 134 - Words: 260,778 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Café by Faust VII reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 5,360 - Follows: 6,148 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3487 - Favs: 7,005 - Follows: 7,939 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Illusion by Madame Onyx reviews
READ INTRO. SLASH. Ping is the unmanly son of Fa Zhou; what happens when he runs away from home to join the army and meets a young man by the name of Li Shang? Rated T for language, M for later chaters.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,649 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Mulan, Shang
Learning the Truth by ginnyrules27 reviews
When Harry Potter, Ginny Potter, Cooper Anderson, Burt Hummel and Carol Hudson-Hummel are transported to a mysterious room, it is for one reason only. To find out why one Teddy Lupin has run away from his home in Britain and to understand the dynamic of the New Directions. A Characters Read of 'Unexpected Journey'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Teddy L.
A Gleek by Any Other Name by ginnyrules27 reviews
Mysterious forces lock the New Directions in their choir room during a meeting in which they hash out their knowledge of team mate John Thomas AKA Ted Lupin . The only way out is to read a story, left by unexplained means...a story titled Unexpected Journey. *Inspired by Sirius-Goes-Rawr99*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Santana L.
Salt, Silver, and Kryptonite by Kagirinai-Eternal reviews
HIATUS: Through a rather routine series of events, the Winchester brothers find themselves in the idyllic town of Smallville and learn that it could be the territory of creatures, and a Hunter, unlike any they've met before.
Crossover - Smallville & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Sam W.
Guess Who's A Veela by Lusca Luna reviews
Drarry... It's not everyday that you wake up to a very naked Draco Malfoy, spooning you in your bed, grabbing places that shouldn't be grabbed, claiming that he's a Veela and by some sick twist of fate that you're his mate. Veela fic, slash and Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,026 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Somebody To Die For by melissawtf reviews
When Loki decided to literally stab Coulson in the back with his magical sceptor, there was one thing the Norse God, Director Fury, and the Avengers didn't count on. Phil Coulson's wife. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,471 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - [Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Blame it on the Ferret by Dea Thaed reviews
it is rated what it is for a reason. this is seventh year and Harry and Draco are going at it. not the slash way. this will be my only HET story. the war is over and everyone is alive. well except voldemort that is. includes genderbender timetravel fem slash and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
When Harry Met Neville by SlutPuppy reviews
Harry is an Omega and he hates it. It's not all bad, but he's unhappy that his status as an Omega limits what he can do in life. Harry/Neville Slash. Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics. Please read warnings in first chapter. Rated M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 75,334 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Remus L., Lucius M.] [Harry P., Neville L.]
In a Bet by Once Upon A Goddess reviews
Katie and Travis are dared to go in a closet and do the deed. They are thought to be dating at the time, but nobody knows that they are actually in a bet. Once physical love is out of the way, will they be able to admit they have emotional love as well?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
When Lies Turn into Truth by Vallory Russups reviews
Have you ever wanted someone so bad it hurt? Gradually, Tom Riddle discovers all the sides to obsessive insanity when he meets his year mate Harry Potter. HPLV. NOT!Time-travel; Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,767 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Blaise Z.] Bloody Baron
Faces by lactosephysics reviews
Merida really doesn't understand poetry.
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Merida, Elsa - Complete
Daughter of Broken Vows by Just A Drop In The Ocean reviews
For thousands years Aphrodite has bugged Artemis to break her maiden vow. Finally the goddess of love takes things in her own hands and nine months later a child of Artemis and Poseidon is born. But to protect her, they have to give her up. Follow Andronika Jackson's journey as she finds out who she really is and what she can do. And save the world a few times. Fem!Godly Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,113 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Artemis
Sirius the Godfather and the Troubling Times of Parenthood by BetweenLines55 reviews
A collection of AU story snippets about Sirius the Godfather and his sidekick Remus the Werewolf, as they embark on their journey to raise the angsty, trouble ridden, hero of the Wizarding World. T cause Wolfstar and swearing. Request a thing, if you'd like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Harry P. - Complete
Blue by Procrastinating.genius reviews
This time Percy won't crash his own funeral, this time Percy isn't just missing, this time Percy is really and truly dead. What happens when his friends accept the truth; Percy Jackson has fallen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,579 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Complete
Livin' on a Prayer by IDanceWithTheDevil reviews
MALEC. Due to an unfortunate accident, Alec has lost 2 years worth of memory. He has no clue who he is or was. All the things he has done are catching up with him, whether he remembers them or not. Can he restore the shattered pieces of his memory before it is too late? And how is the beautiful stranger he meets at school part of the puzzle? Rated M. Don't like, don't read.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,737 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Honestly by lactosephysics reviews
AU. Modern!Elsida. Elsa is writing a term paper about Scottish literature and looks to Merida for help; Merida takes her to a pub.
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Merida, Elsa - Complete
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,149 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Troublemaker by choco-eater reviews
Lily Potter can be many things but, still, she is mine. Fem!Harry. AU. TR/HP. TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,247 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Chaos and the Peacemaker by hungergames.percyjackson reviews
Everyone knows about Percy joining Chaos as an assassin, but what about Piper's new job of Chaos's peacemaker? Piper's had a hard life, but she's about to find out that it gets a whole lot harder. OOCness and T for language and couples. The picture's from taringa. net, so no, it's not mine, but it's cool, right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,823 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Piper M., Percy J.
The Alfakyn by blade-of-the-shadows reviews
The Potter has a deep dark family secret, passed down through the generations. James declared himself lucky enough to not get it...Harry wasn't so lucky...Will he be of the Light...or of the Dark? And who is Blaise? Blairry-first one Don't like don't read but otherwise enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,724 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Harry P., Blaise Z., OC] - Complete
Red Strings of Fate by Aviici reviews
Instead of meeting with Dumbledore when Voldemort killed him, Harry meets Fate who grants him one wish. Harry only wishes to be where he is the happiest. So, why did he wake up with two husbands—and why is Snape calling Hermione…love? What the heck is going on in this world! AU. Threesome! BZ/HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,980 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Push and pull by moxie sauce reviews
AU- Azulaang. Genderbend Aang and Azula. Full description inside.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Aang, Azula
From The Void by GaleSynch reviews
AU: The primordial son of Chaos was, by all means, a bastard; the daughter of Zeus was having a hard time refraining herself from punching him in the face. They needed him to lead them to victory after all. Percy/Thalia. Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,906 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Thalia G., Percy J.]
Brothers By Rage by Theleafylord reviews
Paranoid gods, suicidal half bloods and a morale line which gets harder and harder to see. Percy gets picked up by Annabeth, Luke and Thalia after two small changes, lead to huge ones.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,752 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Percy J., Luke C.
Seasons Change by Hitome-Chan reviews
Percy Jackson had gleaned a couple of things from the return of Nico di Angelo in his life: One, everything is better when you're drunk. Two: cigarettes taste bad but could be worse. Three: he might possibly be the teeniest-tiniest bit unequivocally gay.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,169 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Hogwarts and Gang Read the Sorcerer's Stone by IcicleWolf reviews
the gang hogwarts and others read the harry potter series under the orders of umbridge anything You recognize belongs to J.k. Rowling and s.e. Hinton who Are both wonderful authors. off temporary Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Young Love by 1tskillingm3 reviews
Angered at Hurcules's humiliating defeat at the gates to the ancient lands, his wife Hebe(the goddess of youth) decides to take revenge on the hero's. Nico/Percy mostly just cute and innocent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Nico A., Percy J.
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,168 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Caught in the Undertow by paisleygirl reviews
"What the hell Rogers!" Clint yelled angrily, dropping down from God knows where and landing next to Iron Man's sprawled form. "Jesus Christ, did you even pull that punch?" He asked, no longer quite yelling, but certainly no less angry. Or an angsty love story where Tony gets hurt, Steve is an idiot, JARVIS is a BAMF, and the others try and help them figure it out. M/M. STONY
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,704 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.]
Brothers of the Sea by Demonic Hope reviews
When Triton and Theseus discover Percy's existence after the Fury attack, they vow to do all in their power to aid Percy and keep their little brother alive. Even if it means breaking a few Ancient Laws, going to Camp Half-Blood, dodging Zeus's wrath, and even putting up with Luke. If one Sea Prince can cause so much trouble for Olympus, what can three get into?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,325 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Percy J., Luke C.] Triton, Poseidon
The Day he was Pushed to Far by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Unable to deal with the pain and loss he felt during the third task; Harry slowly startes to fall apart,the others around him oblivious to it all. The loneliness was eating him up until one day, Harry finally snaps. Mentor/Severus *Suicide-Themes/Death*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Juliet Jackson: No longer a 'Normal' girl by Jefferson Author reviews
Juliet always thought of herself as normal. Normal hair, normal eyes, normal brother. So when her brother becomes secretive from the day he turned thirteen, shes suspisous. Then, three years later, she gets the new that will change her life. No more norm.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 29,195 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/3/2011
Kind Of An Accident by alygdgrl reviews
Harry didn't know how it happened. One minute he was home, the next he was pinned beneath Marcus Flint and his perfect, delicious body. They were kind of an accident, the best type of accident there could ever be. Marcus Flint/ Harry Potter. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,795 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Marcus F.
Heiress Unleashed by JaceHeronduck reviews
I was always a good girl. Always did what daddy said. Always took to heart what mommy would tell me to steer clear of. But I can't promise anything now. Now, it's my turn to make these people suffer. For killing my family. I just need to make it past this guy. Clary Fray is an average teen, or so she wished. Being the President's daughter had many disadvantages, but not anymore. AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Jace W., Clary F.] [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Green Eyes by Ol' Pappy reviews
Fem!Harry/Tom Riddle After Voldemort finally acquires a new body, Violetta Potter manages to catch his attention in a way no one ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Effects of Inattentional Blindness by AwfulLawful reviews
Harry and Ginny break up under reasonable circumstances. Harry has the hard part - he has to deal with infertility. Or so he thought, until his creature genes come to light. Harry/Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,404 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Harry P., Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
ClaryIzzy AU by trekkievamplock reviews
AU all human. Clary Fray recently broke up with her boyfriend Jace. She attends one of Magnus Bane's parties, where she meets Isabelle Lightwood.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L.
Reading Harry Potter and The Salvonion Heirs by Cry-Pom reviews
Over used plot-line with a twist. When a large book appears along with a strange letter, will any facts about Harry Potter remain true? Is he really the same boy we all know; and who is the mysterious girl who appears to know the real Harry? With a hidden war on the horizon and the Ministry keeping it hidden, can Harry lead them back onto the right Path in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., OC
The Night's Son by Atrox-Aro reviews
Raised and born as a Primordial, the Son of Nyx must now step up to the challenge and defeat Tartarus. Will the Night's Son accomplish this task or vanquish in the process? R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,916 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Artemis
Workout Buddy by peacelight reviews
Felicity and Laurel forge a friendship through there desires to get into better shape. One-shot
Arrow - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Laurel L., Felicity S. - Complete
Petals Soaked in Blood by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
When Harry and Ginny decide to go back in time, they use Kreacher as their willing sacrifice. Except, erasing Kreacher from existence changes more then they thought. Now Harry creates his own Dark Order while maneuvering around Death Eaters, Dumbledore, and a strangely sane Voldemort. DarkLord!Harry, Dark!Ginny. Eventual HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,177 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W.
Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,236 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
Stairway to Heaven by Felicity Dream reviews
After Edward leaves Bella, she's lost. Hanging only by a thread of hope in the form of the Volturi, she heads to Volterra, Italy with her death and maybe her rebirth in mind. There, three brothers will start to cultivate and care for her heart, and she gains a new collection of vampires as family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,493 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 12/17/2009 - [Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus]
Historia Calamitatum by Whispers Of A Mad God reviews
Reincarnation AU. Upon her death, the Mistress of Death finds herself reincarnated as the elder daughter of Poseidon the Sea God; but she's not the only witch to find herself reborn a demigod, and not all who were granted a second chance were on the side of the Light. Fem!Bisexual!Harry; Gray!Ravenclaw!Harry; Sane!Bellatrix; Femslash. Not A Canon Rehash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,648 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Luna L., Percy J.
Charles Xavier, A Retelling by Extra-fried-noodles reviews
Post-beach. An attempt to reverse his paralysis goes wrong, and Charles is de-aged to a 2 year old toddler. While Hank scrambles to fix the situation, the whole gang is here to help. Through a mix of selective memory, they watch Charles relive his childhood, revealing some deeply hidden and painful truths.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,212 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Compilation by Tempt Me More reviews
Harry Potter Crossover Challenges/Drabbles/OneShots/Snippets. Featuring both Male/Harry and Fem!Harry/Male Pairings and even No Pairings. Chap 2: HP/Supernatural
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P.
A Stitch in Time by cassikat reviews
AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,661 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - The Rani, Harry P.
Suck on That by crematosis reviews
Five times Tony fellated food accidentally and one time he totally did it on purpose.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25104 - Favs: 13,854 - Follows: 11,610 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Oh My Dear Voldemort by Summers First Snow reviews
After Voldemort died not only did he make Harry a Horcrux, but also claimed him as his soul mate. This is the story of a Harry, Hathor, who kills his family, is found and raised by the Addams. Warning Cross dressing, murder... Fun. LV/HP/FW/GW SS/? ;3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
You Make Me Want To Live Again by Julie Anna T reviews
Nico's life has always been shitty... until he meets Percy, on his third week at College. College AU. One-shot. Slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Annabeth C. - Complete
The Hidden Worlds - The Gathering Storm by darkplayer35 reviews
During the fight in the Chamber of Secrets, a delay in Fawkes healing of Harry leads to several different hidden worlds colliding with Harry causing his reality, life, and destiny to change. Thankfully, two Gods are here to help in a definitely different way. Fem!Harry, Living-a-video-game. Hogwarts starts at age 12 in this story. Fem!Harry/fem!harem; Multi!Xovers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,425 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Artemis
Omega by FlamingReaper reviews
Tony goes into heat and really want's Steve. Luckily, Steve wants him back. Yes, another alpha/omega story. Mature readers only please.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Daughter of The Demon by Evilgrinstar reviews
Adopted from whitetigerwolf. Lily Potter was never really Lily Potter. Instead, she is Lilith, the ruler of hell. After being "killed", she returns back to hell, and wants only two things: Revenge, and her daughter, Artemisia Lilithia Potter. Once taken from the Dursley's, she raises Artemisia to be a reaper... The wizarding world is in for a shock! Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4201 - Favs: 5,700 - Follows: 4,879 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snippets of time by IzzyBel reviews
In our lives there are moments that remain forever etched in our minds: The first look, The first kiss, The first time you were saved, and the one where you finally became the savior. Each and every one of these memories are always kept in our minds, locked away, hidden and treasured. Surprisingly, though, they always had one thing in common. Her. Fem!Percy/Various ONE-SHOTS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Just the Three of Us by crematosis reviews
Omegaverse. Steve, Bucky and Tony have been sleeping together for several months now. And for the first time, Bucky and Tony's heats sync up. Even Captain America may have a hard time keeping up with them.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Heronstairs Collection by KokoroDesiree reviews
Collection of Heronstairs short stories that range from friendly fluff to sexy romance. Send suggestions and I will try to make them into stories. AUs friendship, fluff, romance; just send a word, a phrase, or an event and I'll write it. There are multiple ratings throughout the collection and they are labeled at the top.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Jem C., Will H.]
The Guide: Fanfiction 101 for New Writers and Old Experts Alike by Grandmaster4 reviews
Have an idea for a story, but don't know how to capture peoples' attention? Struggling to craft realistic characters and a compelling plot? Tired of hearing repetitive, rhetorical questions in summaries? Well, fear not; you will all be welcome here at The Guide. Just sit back, relax, and let this Guide give you all you need to become the next great PJO Fanfiction writer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014
Hello From Hell by JBS-Forever reviews
Uncle Vernon has decided to make Harry's miserable life a bit more miserable. After Cedric's death, Harry wasn't sure it could get much worse. He was wrong. How long will it take Sirius to make someone believe something isn't right and rescue him? *Warnings: Mild child abuse and slightly OC and sarcastic Harry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Vervain by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU Fem!Percy. She was dying, and knew she couldn't trust just anyone with her daughter. Sally Jackson would do anything to save her child, even if it meant going to a witch. She just didn't realize until later that witch would include Hecate. Now over a decade later the lost daughter of Poseidon has been found, but she's not much of a hero.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Percy J., Klaus
Make Light by stratusfish reviews
Harry Potter and Ginny are faltering. This isn't surprising in the slightest. Charlie Weasley happened to be at the right place at the right time, and Jacob Black ends up meeting his imprint at the local laundromat.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Harry P., Jacob
Best Friend's Girl by Her Madjesty reviews
Charles and Naveen share an apartment at the University of New Orleans. They also share similar tastes in women.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
What They Said About Contact by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Perhaps laughing at a deity, minor or not, is not the smartest thing to do. Percy/Jason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,094 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Percy J., Jason G.]
Iris by Just A Drop In The Ocean reviews
Realization dawned over her like lightning from a clear sky, surprising, shocking and totally unexpected. She was in love with him. And she tried to remember, in daze of the new, both frightening and warming discovery, when exactly had her feeling shifted so drastically. And she started, as logic dictates, from the very beginning. Fem!Percy / Hermes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Percy J., Hermes]
One More Day by Perseia Jackson reviews
Fem!Percy. Sequel to Waking Up The Ghost. With the war over Percy expected life to return to normal. Well, the norm for a demigod, but a new prophecy and the fact she's got seven more months before she can do anything without someone breathing down her neck complicates things. She never expected to wake up with wolves and no memory except for her name and another name, Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,692 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Luke C., Percy J.
A Look of Sheer Terror by GuessingGame reviews
He'd had strange cases, ones that were unusual. He'd dealt with narcissists, psychopaths, and sociopaths. But Spencer Reid had never had a case like this one/ "Miss Granger, we have an emergency." she said, rushing to her desk. "There's a wizard using the Killing curse in America, against Muggles."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hermione G., S. Reid
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Break Free, Let Me Go by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Harry's always known she doesn't match up with people's expectations of her. From home, where the Dursleys despise her, to school, where it seems no one but her Potions professor and new friend even understand. Can Harry ever break free of other people and just be herself? (Trans Harry story.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Luna L.
Role Reversal by hlnwst reviews
AU with some parallels. Loosely based off Tina's body switching dream in 'Props'. Multiple pairings. A journey of discovery for Santana, Brittany, Rachel and Quinn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,509 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Santana L.
Sleepless In Hogwarts by ChocoholicWriter reviews
When Seamus and Harry share a bed their first night at Hogwarts because they are unable to sleep, they form a close bond that will eventually lead them to defeat Voldemort for good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,781 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Seamus F., Harry P.
We're Coming Home by scittrice reviews
"So you can doubt and you can hate. But I know, no matter what it takes. I'm coming home." Leo never expected to find who he truly loved, until he landed on Ogygia. Percy never expected to escape her personal hell, until Leo came along. Now they could go home. Well, not yet, they had a war to win. Fem!Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,899 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Leo V., Percy J.
Welcome to Olympus High by Takara Phoenix reviews
High school AU - Percy has to change school for the umpteeth time. This time, to a boarding school full of rich, spoiled brats. But not all are the same. He learns that when he joins the cheerleaders and falls in love with the quarterback, Nico di Angelo. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy - Sequel "Olympus High: Next Generation" is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,714 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Leo V., Hazel L.] - Complete
Fire and Ice by LitNiche reviews
AU: Elsa and Anna aren't sisters, but best friends. Elsanna friendship, fluff, and building romance ::: Anna grew up alongside Elsa as her friend more than her servant, the king and queen treating her as Elsa's sister. Elsa accidentally froze Anna when they were children; the trolls gave Anna her own fiery powers to balance Elsa's. Begins with coronation day.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Elsa, Anna
From the Fates by KILLINGhope14 reviews
AU. Percy is Poseidon's daughter, born in a world were half-bloods are forbidden. She is cursed at birth, giving her powers over ice instead of water, and now she must find a way to break the curse before it consumes her. However, the answer is much closer than she thinks. Nico/Fem!Percy/Apollo. (On HIATUS)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,869 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Apollo
Emerald Eyes by LostInParadise911 reviews
A different take on Piper and Larry meeting for the first time, her and Alex never broke up and a jealous Alex soon ensues. Vauseman smut!
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Piper C., Alex V. - Complete
Owls in the Impala by BatTitan reviews
The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cold Feet by SweetShireen reviews
There were a lot of things Puck, otherwise known as the Trickster King, liked to say he was. Strong, superior, diabolic and extremely handsome to name a few. But there was one thing the Trickster King wasn't and swore never to be; a coward. Winner of The BEST SISTERS GRIMM STORY of 2012! UPDATED AT LONG LAST!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,162 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck
Always Snow by AnimeVamp1997 reviews
Oneshots. Fem!Harry. Nix Potter meets the Guardians.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P.
Changing The World - Marauder Style by xXChild-Of-DemonXx reviews
When James Potter died, he didn't expect to get sent inside his son's mind by The Great Lady Fate to "change the future for the better". With him helping Harry, together they'll go to Hogwarts, ruin the Old Goat's plans and maybe save some people along the way. The Wizarding World will never know what hit them. AU, slash, lemons, character bashing, prankster!Harry, many pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,181 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., James P., George W., Charlie W.
Have You Heard? by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Percy is in a slump. He is stuck in an abusive relationship, if it can even be called a relationship, and, once she found out, Annabeth forces him to take a vacation away from everything over winter break. That was where Ethan walked into the picture and Percy is, very literally, shoved into the life of him and his, very jealous, husband Alabaster. Ethan/Alabaster/Percy. 3-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Ethan N., Alabaster T., Percy J.] Octavian - Complete
Prince of the Crossroads by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Story written from letter "Conner Crowley" from the supernatural rejection letters. Harry is adopted by our favorite Crossroads demon; Crowley. The outcome will change more then the wizarding world. Maybe even the Apocalypse itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Crowley
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
Into the Inferno by WarPigCrawling reviews
fire!Elsa. Story based off tumblr user Tuiteyfruiteyundead's idea and song parody Let Them Burn.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Past the Limit by Dolphiness reviews
Maxine Martinez has had a messed up life since the divorce. When her best friend betrays her, it becomes too much. She moves in with her dad even though she hates him. When she comes back she is completely changed. She's indestructible...or is it a mask?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,429 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
To Sir, With Love by writergirl8 reviews
"Here's how the game works: Because I'm one of the lucky teachers that gets to have you from seventh grade to twelfth grade, I get to watch all you grow up. When I toss this ball in your direction, I want you to say your name, your favorite color, and what you hope to accomplish in the next six years of your life." Post series/Teacher!Percy/Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Gods Visit Camp by Me The Awesome reviews
The gods decide to visit Camp Half-Blood for a month. Involves jokes, pranks, contests, games, parties, revenge, shows, and more! Takes place after the Titan War, I guess. Rated Teen in case. Nominated for the Veritas Awards! No OCs, all canon characters
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,077 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hermes
The Night That Everything Became Inevitable by BananaFanFics reviews
Sebastian and Kurt became good friends since moving to New York and now that Blaine is there, Kurt becomes a bit territorial over his and Sebastian's friendship. A bit smutty. Let me know what you think. :)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Reading Lord Perseus Child of Rome by TweetyBaby reviews
Chaos and the Fates decide to test the Olympians. What happens when they get some insight on the future reading Anaklusmos14's Lord Perseus Child of Rome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 143,057 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Frozen Heart by HarrehPottah196 reviews
This is the plot of Frozen—Draco being Elsa and Harry being Anna. 90% of this is from the actual movie so yeah if some of the lines are awkward, if you haven't seen Frozen, it's likely a song. (Drarry is included)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Draco M. - Complete
Keeping Appearances by TheEscapeFromReality reviews
Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8269 - Favs: 14,000 - Follows: 10,309 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shadowhunters at Hogwarts - ON HOLD - by FunkyMadOne reviews
Magnus has travelled to Hogwarts to discuss the fate of Harry Potter and the destruction of Lord Voldemort with Dumbledore. What happens when Alec, Jace, Clary and Isabelle decide to follow him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:The Estranged Hero by Vangran reviews
Percy Jackson, "Chosen One", decided to stand against the Gods that used her and stole her mother from her, and experiences a moment of passion the night when the Lightning Thief was revealed, and something was created. With this new situation, Percy must figure out what she wants out of life and how far she is willing to go for it. FemPercy/Luke. repost. Hiatus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Luke C., Percy J.
Just silly texts by IrAura reviews
It all begins with a job application text. Kurt wants to earn some more money and Santana gives him Gunther's mobile number. Well, maybe it's not exactly his number. Kurt will find himself chatting with someone he'd have never expected to be texting to. He's definitely gonna kill Santana for her bad joke. Or maybe.. he won't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Kurt H., Santana L., Hunter C.
The Dropkick Clique by Grimjawa reviews
An underachieving stoner, a gamer with a few anger issues, an entitled cheer captain wannabe and a closet genuis looking for an escape. Four people that could not be more different eventually become family. A family that can't seem to stay out of trouble, or the clutches of ravenous murderers and criminals. Oh, and let's not forget about the magic dog...
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,129 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Fred, Velma, Shaggy, Daphne - Complete
Daughter of the Sea: The Beginning by Lady Kale reviews
AU/FemPercy. Atlanta River Jackson is just your average, angst ridden, monster slaying pre-teen with an uncanny ability to piss people off. Can River swallow her pride and stand behind the gods? Or will she choose to help Kronos rise? Decisions, decision.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Percy J.
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
We Are Spies, and We Will Find Out Your Secret! by Number1Bookworm reviews
When the Percy Jackson characters go to Gallagher our favorite spies are determined to figure out what they are hiding. The spies aren't demigods
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012
Demented to the Max by Amandasmiles4ya reviews
Max has been flunking math. With no other choice, she must be tutored by the one person she ultimately hates; or so she thinks - FANG. Let's just say tutoring can really change you. AH! FAX! And math sucks.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,929 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Surprising a Ghost King by Julie Anna T reviews
Percy is acting weird and Nico doesn't have a clue about what's happening. And just to make things worse, now Percy and Annabeth are spending way too much time together for the Ghost King's liking. One-shot. Percico. Slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Annabeth C., Hazel L. - Complete
Kindergarden by IamElisar reviews
It all started when they were swinging, back and forth, in the playground. Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase's love story, starting from when they were in pre-school. Currently being re-written. (Skip to chapter 6 for rewrite after like three years)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 12/7/2011 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Replaceable by StarSwathi reviews
Kurt's life spirals out of his control but he finds help in the unlikeliest people.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,669 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5624 - Favs: 8,640 - Follows: 9,207 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Great Mistake by neldnew1 reviews
What happens when three half-bloods, two magicians,and a god end up going to the same school? Please read and review!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Nico A., Sadie K.
Come And Take A Walk On The Wild Side by hummelssmythe reviews
Sebastian Smythe is a total nerd and he's fine with it. The only problem is that the skank of the school, Kurt, is making his life impossible. Everything changes eventually when Sebastian is designed to be Kurt's tutor. (Skank!Kurt, Nerdy!Sebastian. Side Brittana and Faberry)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5079 - Favs: 7,178 - Follows: 8,715 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Prophecy Defied: a tale of two worlds by Darklooshkin reviews
Gordon challenge. Sirius's mission was meant to only last six months. It ended up lasting fifteen years. But it's when it ends that his goddaughter's story truly begins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P.
Love Languages by lovejoyblissfic reviews
Endgame Kadam fic, but chapter 1 is about Kurt's life in Lima. What would Kurt's life look like if he had stayed close friends with Mercedes? Chapter 1: Brief Klaine and Kurt with Chandler Kiehl. Chapter 2: will be a Kadam romance. WARNINGS: not friendly to Blaine, Rachel or Sam. Trigger warnings: sexual assault, suicidal thoughts (not explicit in my opinion, similar to canon).
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Kurt H., Mercedes J., Chandler K., Adam
Conjunctio by DameDitta reviews
In a world where your Soulmate is shown to you on your 18th birthday, not everyone wants to play by the rules. Follow the New Directions as they come to terms with coming of age and discovering their Soul Mate. Some are happy with natures choices, however, some are adamant to fight against fate and try battle against their natural instinct. Puck/Kurt, Santana/Dani. SOULMATE!FIC.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,568 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Kurt H., Puck] [Santana L., Dani] - Complete
Clara Kent Superwoman by Voldivoice reviews
The El's had a daughter, Kala-El, not a son. This drastically changes the Smallville Universe. How will people react to a female savior? How will Lex react to being rescued on the bridge by a raven haired beauty? Intended Clex but may change. AU.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 115,837 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
A Harem Full of Trouble by sexyslytheringoddess012 reviews
It's every prince's dream wish. A harem for his birthday. When King James and Queen Lily gift their son, Harry, with a harem he was embarrassed. When they kissed for the first time he was aroused. It wasn't until he got to know them that he began to think that this was a bad idea. What do you get when you have seven men fighting over one delectable prince? A Harem Full of Trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Draco M., Neville L.
Reading to Greece by unimportance reviews
Just after they set off in the Argo II they find a box of books that contain... Percy's life story as a demi-god! /DISCONTINUED/
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Percy J.
Show me what your body can do by Chaotic-obsession4eva reviews
What started out as one night with Hunter joining couple Kurt and Sebastian for sex, is now a regular thing. With the boys now living together, feelings are bound to happen, it will be messy and complicated. This is now a series covering casual threesomes between Kuntbastian which will be become more then sex. Eventual polygamous relationship. Also heavy smut. Mostly Hunters POV
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hell Hath No Fury by Sesshomaru's Angel Bride reviews
Wow, is Dumbledor in trouble. He should know better than to mess with an angry girl. Dumbledor bashing, Ron/Hermione bashing if you don't like that sort of thing don't read it. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Be mine by lala3472 reviews
Elena and Damon are left alone for a few days. He is determined for her to be his princess of darkness. This is a oneshot for now it may develop into more later.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Damon, Elena - Complete
The Model and the Courier by AnonyInk reviews
Jack Frost is a part-time bike courier that one day makes a delivery to the famous modeling agency called GYG - Get Your Guardian. While trying to make the delivery he gets lost in the large building and stumbles onto the set of a photo shoot of the popular male model E. Aster Bunnymund. And finds himself working side by side with him as the newest discovery of GYG. Human AU!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 426,637 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 3,680 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
How to Annoy the Goddess of Love by merines reviews
Sometimes quests go very wrong. Or very right, depending on how you look at it or who you ask. Contains sex and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,159 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jason G., Percy J.
The Betrayer by Atsurekino Kurome reviews
Snape and Peter weren't the only ones with the mark. There is another spy and betrayer in their group. Sirius/girl!Harry rating may change later!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Nothing Else Matters by Atsurekino Kurome reviews
Delphinia Potter is having lecherous thoughts about someone she shouldn't. fem!Harry rated M for safety! Formerly known as Lecherous Thoughts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Frozen Shard of Pottery by Honest Lunar Raven reviews
There was no Happy Ending. Love didn't get the chance to save the day, because with her sister's death, she ended it all in Ice. The tragic story of a cursed princess living a cursed life... It is a sad tale, but that's all it is... right? Elsa knows otherwise... and she refuses to fail again... But whats with all the magic! Reincarnated!Frozen Characters Pairings undecided.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., Anna, Elsa
High School Never Ends by IceQueenRia reviews
PucKurt. For Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel, their 5th year High School reunion is awaiting them. It's also been 5 years since they broke up. But don't worry, they've both moved on. Haven't they? Yes, definitely. Probably. Maybe. Actually, maybe not. Wait, DEFINITELY not. Because some things never end. (Disregards 'Beth', Dalton and Klaine)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,743 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Kurt H., Puck] Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Of War and Wrackspurts by Muffliato reviews
Our favourite Gryffindors really shouldn't have overdosed the depressed Boy Wonder on cheering charms. But going back for their '7th' year was the syrup on this treacle tart. — '101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts' with high!Harry amid post-war angst. Yep, you read that right. Unfortunately though, on hiatus due to writer's block.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
Reading About Destiny by Son of Perseus reviews
The Gods read Altered Destinies and Intertwinded Destinies (Both Published By Anaklusmos14) I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympian, Heroes of Olympus or the plot line for the stories. This is simply the Gods, Hunters and Campers reading about the events in the two stories. I have permission from Anaklusmos to continue with this story. DISCLAIMER: I Dont Own PJO ot HoO.. I Wish
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Percy J., Zoë N.]
The Destined by DeliriousDuck17 reviews
Harry is finally living in peace after the war. When a strange phenomenon begins to occur in the stars, he is pulled into a world where he isn't looked upon as a savior but as their death sentence. Eragon won't let Harry fall into darkness, especially when he's starting to fall in love. Eragon/Harry boyXboy slash. Don't like don't read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,239 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Eragon S.
As you wish by Akira-sun reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles featuring our favorite blonde and raven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 120 - Words: 42,722 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/19/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
West Ilirea Public High School by Dagibsta reviews
Eragon and his friends face their hardest challenge yet: high school! Follow all of the ups and downs of their typical teenage lives, complete with lots of drama!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,557 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Percia Jackson and Jason Grace by Queen Susan the Gentle One reviews
Jason is in for the shock of his life in Percia Jackson. Tough and gorgeous, she won't easily succumb to his charms. But he's sure falling for her. Read as they find romance while battling monsters and saving the world from either storm or fire. Very different 2nd Great Prophecy and so the mark of Athena and House of Hades are very different. Fem Percy and clueless Jason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Percy J., Jason G.
Just Go With It by Londonesque reviews
[Brooklyn takes a large step away from me, dangling a necklace in front of my face, one newly torn with a gold band strung on it. "What's this?" Her voice over filling with accusatory disgust "A circle?"] Travis Stoll really needs some lessons in love, and what better to help him with that than an unexpected trip to Hawaii. Based on the movie of the same name.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Travis S., Katie G.
The Course of Destiny by charlie947 reviews
Two years after the big war with the Titans, it is a quite time for the Gods, but the children of the Big Three have more issues than ever to work on. Please, review it's my favourite part. T because of swearing, drinking, sex.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
The Daughter of Death and Victory by IvoryPhoenix19 reviews
Sequel to "The Daughter of Fire and Chaos", When the Chaos fort encounters a strange girl who can best even Kaze, They are determined to find out who she is. The problem is, she knew Jaffa herself, and she actually doesn't know who she is...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,622 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 3/30/2012
Watching AVPM by Jessie Cullen-Potter reviews
This story is about Harry and some other people who may be enemies or not watching the infamous YouTube fenomenon A Very Potter Musical. it is a musical based on Harry's life and is funny. Please read its better than it sounds! Enjoy!OOC! xx COMPLETE! Just to make things clear for everyone:OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC! OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OOC!OO C!OOC!OOC!OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,500 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
Absence makes thy heart grow fonder by Senchi Codo reviews
Female Percy/Jason. One sided Jasper. Please read, and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Seven Are Your Burning Fires by oh.brodacious reviews
"Peter Pan needed more time, the irony of which was not wasted on him. The famed legend, a boy who would never grow old, who had essentially all of the time in the world, needed more of it." Emma & the others are drawing closer, and Pan hasn't convinced the truest believer to give up his heart. He unleashes an old curse, infecting them with the Seven Deadly Sins as a distraction.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,290 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Wishes and Dreams by Attenia reviews
Everyone knows Merlin and Arthur are in love except Merlin and Arthur. Frustrated with their blindness, Morgana decides to force them to acknowledge their feelings for each other. How long can they deny their deepest wishes and dreams? Merthur. Happy ending.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,549 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
The Bravest Pest In The World, Forever by Sara Jaye reviews
A look at the life of Ramona Quimby, from nursery school and onward.
Ramona Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Ramona Q., Beezus Q., Howie K. - Complete
Chaos Assassin Persia by avr1432 reviews
Percy dies and is asked by Chaos to become his personal assassin not like regular Percy/Chaos stories please read
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Percy J.
The Knife in the Soul by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
A body is left on the steps of the Jeffersonian with a knife in it's chest. It could just be a coincidence that Dr. Harry Black resident occult expert and undercover wizard is the only person who can identify the strange symbol on the blade. Harry doesn't believe in coincidences. Lance Sweets/ Harry Potter Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,211 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P., L. Sweets - Complete
City of Shadows by beautilation reviews
CoB AU: Jocelyn Morgenstern gave birth to a second child, her daughter, before she betrayed Valentine and The Circle, and when she fled the Shadow World she also left both children behind in fear of what her husband's experiments had done to them. Now, sixteen years later, Valentine sends his daughter to New York City to retrieve the Mortal Cup from her mother.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 171,608 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
I like the way you move by Dowash reviews
A song-fic, inspired by 'I like the way you move' by Bodyrockers. Or that's what it was before my muse got a bottle of vodka in his hands... and one thing led to the other *grins* SLASH! Harry/Sirius- or, Sirius/Harry, if you insist on the top being first
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 191,420 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Blackstone by awkwardtaxi reviews
At four years old, Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys and adopted by a dark family. He grows up out of the spotlight, fully knowing who he is, but also fully aware of all of the problems in the British wizarding world, and very much not turning out how Dumbledore hoped. Dark!Powerful!Intelligent!Harry, HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 223 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Do Hell and Sea Mix? by Veerayne reviews
Nico has a horrible problem. His horrible problem is most commonly known as Percy. He has fallen for the big oblivious doof and doesn't know how to control his emotions. How will he ever get Percy to like him as more than a friend? N/P or P/N I dont really care about the order of names, so if you think it has anything to do with top or bottom...it doesnt.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,437 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
Not a Potter After All by darkorangecat reviews
Shortly after Voldemort's return it is discovered that Harry Potter is not the biological son of Lily and James Potter. He is in fact the son of John and Mary Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,623 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., John W.
A Tale of Demons and Pirates by Takara Phoenix reviews
Demon hunters Hazel and Nico are send to find two missing demons, because the kingdom suffers. Percy the water demon wants adventure, so he grabs the fire demon Leo and leaves to see the world. They end up as sex-slaves on a pirate ship. Will Hazel and Nico rescue the demons and find love? Nico/Percy slash, Frank/Hazel/Leo threesome, Nicercy & Frazeleo, submissive!demons Leo&Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,680 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Hazel L., Leo V.] - Complete
The Lists by shirleypositive72 reviews
Just write a list, Alice says, to know what to look for in your ideal man. But I have two lists... AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 128,980 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Shadow's Damsel by StackofStories reviews
Every person, both good and bad, had a figurative Lois Lane. Superman Jr. had Venus. His sister, Midas, had Animal Man. Heck, The Augur had Oracle, and Shadow had no one. At least, he thought he had no one until he met Percy Jackson. Superhero AU. For Takara Phoenix's competition.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
If At First by CoastalFirebird reviews
Harry died before his time, and his death is not happy. He did not achieve all that he was supposed to and he will be give one more chance to do it right. More inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,244 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
To Be A Cullen by Mai Ascot reviews
When Percy is on a mission to investigate some deaths in Forks, he recieves some fatal wounds. But before he can die Carslise finds him. But what happens when Aro becomes interested in the amazingly gifted newborn Cullen? HoO never happened.After TLO, BD.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Aro, Percy J.
Hidden Legacy - a love story by juliasejanus reviews
Harry had perfected his masks as a means of survival long before he knew he was special, that he was a wizard. Moulding himself to match other's expectations, be it downtrodden unwanted orphan, as typical brave and foolish Gryffindor or as selfless saviour of the Magical world. He above all wants to be loved for himself, protected rather than be protector.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Sixteen again by BrakImienia reviews
Max had a happy life , loving husband and daughter , but what will happen if suddenly one day she'll turn 16 again? And worse , why is her daughters boyfriends flirting with her ? Major FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Fang, Max
Hogwarts Reads 'The Darkness Within' by scrambledark reviews
ADOPTED from saffarinda, based off of Kurinoone's 'The Darkness Within' trilogy. Umbridge finds the books and reads them to Hogwarts. Takes place before the trilogy, how do they react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Marauders
In Remembrance by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
The Order and the DA read In Remembrance. How will they react to their own futures?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Take Some Initiative by DarkTrappedDesire reviews
When Alec is left alone in Magnus' apartment with nothing to do, what does he find after a quick look around? Something the warlock didn't expect. Warnings: Yaoi - Boy x Boy, smut - sex. Don't like, don't read. Leave a review to let me know what you think, and give me suggestions for other stories!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
The Potter Triplets and the Sorcerer's Stone by ChattyTopic reviews
Lily, Daisy, and Ivy Potter are not ordinary girls. For one, they lived in a cupboard for most of their lives, they are orphans who live with the horrible Dursley family, and they happen to be famous witches. Now they are entering a world entirely different than what they are used to, and to top it off sinister things are happening. Can they and their new friends help at all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., Dean T., OC
Perlia rocks by Demititan28 reviews
Percy is heartbroken by Annabeth, so Thalia comforts him! he is then thrown onto a quest. He discovers love for Thalia but the camp betrays him! So eventually Percy gains new abilities and becomes guardian of the hunt! I swear I must have been high when I wrote the last chapter of this.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [Percy J., Thalia G.] - Complete
Fair Courtesy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A New Day by sundaymorningcoffee reviews
Sookie grows up overweight, self-conscious, and hopelessly in love with her older brother's friend, Eric Northman. Eric never had feelings for Sookie... until she comes back from Yale. Tan, beautiful.. and a size 6?. Eric has never been more shaken up.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,564 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. First in the Black Queen series. DARK and NOT for children. fem!bisexual!Harry, minor fem!Harry/Viktor, eventual fem!Harry/Luna, powerful!Harry, James and Lily are alive, twin is BWL, year 4, less cliched than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Most Sparkling Diamond by Takara Phoenix reviews
Sort of AU - Gods exist, but the wars didn't happen and Romans and Greeks live together. Now they're faced with danger. They send out quests to find two children of the Big Three. What will Jason and Nico do when they find the son of Poseidon in a bordello? And how does Leo manage to "captivate" the daughter of Pluto and her boyfriend? Jason/Nico/Percy, Frank/Hazel/Leo threesomes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,782 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Catalyst by Silence-Speaker reviews
Sometimes it was hard, hard to remember to differentiate between the smiling young man in front of him and the laughing woman of his memories. Severus couldn't stop himself from always spotting the similarities, after all Harry and Lily were remarkably alike. Harry just wanted to be seen for himself for a change. SLASH. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wanna Be Loved by Wednesday Thunder reviews
Badboy!Kurt Dalton AU: Wes is determined to get the Warblers to Nationals, even if it means blackmailing Dalton's newest student; the somewhat terrifying Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,911 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Green Eyes by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
Hannah Potter decided it was time to find her brothers, Sam and Dean Winchester, after the death of Cedric Diggory and the treatment she received in England. female!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,472 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
Three Stages of a Crush by Sister Suffragette reviews
"I'm talking about your feelings for Derek…" Casey stared at him with her mouth hanging open. "Wait, what are YOU talking about?" Paul questioned, terrified he had just misread the situation BIG TIME.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Derek V., Casey M.
The Art of Subjugation by Leyvaten-Wench reviews
Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,566 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Harry P., Sue S., Santana L., Blaine A.
Conquest of Paradise by Felicity Dream reviews
The gods offered Percy godhood. He said no. They don't accept that. How will Percy deal with not only having immortality being forced on him, but becoming essentially the gods' plaything? Or so it seems. Because he has more power over them than he realizes, and he can send Heaven and Earth down to its knees single-handedly. Polympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Percy J.
Snake Among the Lions by Kira Regulus Black reviews
Dumbledore left Harry at the Dursley's knowing he would be abused. What if Harry was more like Tom Riddle than he knew? What if he was a bit smarter this time? Quite obviously AU, Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Independent!Harry Poss. Evil!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,407 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P.
On My Radar by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,544 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Ancient and Noble Houses by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry discovers that becoming the Black heir means far more than just inheriting some vaults and property. Even with Draco Malfoy's help, there seems to be only a slim chance that Harry can escape the consequences. Updated every Friday and Saturday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,191 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shattered Illusions by WheezylovesSeverus4ever reviews
Harry is being abused and not getting his Hogwarts letter, so Dumbledore sends Snape along. In Harry, Snape only see's James Potter, he doesn't notice that something is very...off. Warnings: Child Abuse and language so far. Warning will be added as I go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,365 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Loveship by I promise you that reviews
"'I love you,' he thinks, and her lips curve, like she can hear him." 100 drabbles, *Fem!Harry/Sirius* - 22/100 -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Slow Beginnings by Mywingsarecooler reviews
Percy and Leo are like brothers. They tell each other everything, even who they're pinning after. Sadly enough, their secret desires don't seem to even notice them…at least not as far as they can tell
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Nico A., Percy J.
Shifting Sands, Swirling Sea by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
The summer before fourth year, Harry, Hermione, and Sirius live together in wizarding France. The impact of all they learn there becomes clear when Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Intelligent!Submissive!Harry. Cultured!Submissive!Hermione. Mature!Lord!Sirius. DM/HP. VK/HG. Traditional Courtship, Some Politics, Some Action, Evil Voldemort, Manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,102 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Viktor K.]
Seventh child - first story by phoenixgirl26 reviews
The first of three stories about what happens when the seventh child of a pureblood family asks for and will be granted anything they want. Read what Harry Potter does when that seventh child forces him into marriage. Warning: slash, Harry/Charlie. Hermione, and Weasley bashing apart from Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Paint me a picture by Paralelsky reviews
"What do you do with a weapon who's become obsolete?" asked Harry, almost conversationally. "You disassemble it, or stow it securely away." answered Tony, voice devoid of any inflection. Sequel to 'Black is the colour' - or how Tony and Harry met. Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Besk Kept Secret by Sunlitsmile reviews
A collection of drabbles that span over Ariana's life in no particular order: her devotion to Aberforth, her adoration of Albus, her happinesses, weaknesses, passions, desires, and how, though she is always forgetting, some things are never forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Ariana D., Albus D.
The need to touch by FrankieQuinn13 reviews
Chase walked into the lab and blinked, when it didn't disappeare he blinked again, because for the first time in a very long time, Chase Davenport was confused. Yaoi you've been warned.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Chase, Leo - Complete
Karaoke at Hogwarts by Albuna reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like, if Hogwarts hosted Karaoke night? Check first chapter for author's notes and disclaimer. Fem!Harry. HP/DM. OC. Alive!Lily&James. No Umbridge. Anyways, Read and review you lovely people. xo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] OC, Marauders
All's Fair In Love And War by V.Evergreen reviews
Random oneshots taken from any and all characters lives. First chapter- Leo's confusion when he first sees Percy and Annabeth together, Last chapter- it's a poor resting place, but it's all that she has now.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Blaise Z.
Catnip by lucindamellark reviews
What would it be like if the Hunger Games characters read the Hunger Games trilogy?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Here Comes the Thunder by Angelic Moon1212 reviews
Amara Potter has secrets, some that she keeps even from her best friends. Shes dyslexic, has ADHD, is able to read and speak Ancient Greek, and loves to read about the greek gods... FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! T for saftey! Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chained by blueicequeen reviews
AU When Harry Potter was blackmailed into marrying Sirius Black, he knew he was walking into a future in hell. When Sirius Black blackmailed Harry Potter into marrying him, he never thought he would find heaven. Warning: Slash/violence/rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Disabilities Can Change Things by Gingers rock reviews
Alternate Universe- during the Last Olympian injuries were given to each of the big three children. Thalia is now a mute, Nico is deaf, and Percy is blind. Many events after this chapter of their lives are changed due to the disabilities inflicted on them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Like a Rock by pikachumomma reviews
What if Dean had one person he could depend on always? One person who never left him? One person who put his needs first? Set in AU where Harry is not magical.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,811 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
Portrait by Meany reviews
Every victory has its price. What will the portrait of Salazar want for his help? PostHogwarts. WIP. Written in answer to the challenge from HarrySalazar lj community. Slash. Explicit sexual content. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,777 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Fa Zhou's Son by Han dj reviews
Mulan's farce continued, and Fa Zhou got a son. Story base on a challenge at KP Slashhaven. Yuri.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Mulan
Prince of Slytherin by Lord Cartwright reviews
This is the rewritten and revamped story, to be the best. in this story, Harry is in Slytherin, is more colder and a lot more similar to Lord Voldemort than ever before. Will he fight for the Light, The Dark or himself and his own side? Harry will be with other girls but will eventually end up with Daphne Greengrass and no it will not be a Harry/multi-wives/girlfriends story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,898 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Savior No More by Mija-Lenron reviews
Pan smirked as he watched Emma from his perch in a tree. As he predicted, little miss Savior was crumbling. When his plan came to fruition, Emma truly would be alone. This was only the beginning. Emma wouldn't be leaving Neverland - Pan never let his toys get away. And what a great plaything Emma would be.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Emma S., Peter Pan
Ice Cubes by FeastofDeath reviews
Families are like ice cubes, perfect little square things that would melt when left in the water. Jack has doubts about his new family, which wasn't really surprising when you take into account his 300 years of solitude. But maybe, just maybe, the guardians might just pull off the whole 'family thing' for him. Oneshots about the winter spirit and his newfound family, the guardians.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 105,913 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jack Frost
Rise and Shine by ttiiggeerr reviews
Severus catcheS Harry out of bed after curfew. Warning: character death, suicide, ghostly demeanors, selfharm. OTHER WARNING: BULLYING CONSEQUENCES
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Huntress by the stargate time traveller reviews
First of my metawitch series. Helena Potter is taken in by her godmother, Bellatrix Black. This is the beginning of a journey that'll take Helena on a road to becoming the Huntress. FEM!HARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,149 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Catwoman by the stargate time traveller reviews
AU Selina Potter is discovered to be the girl who lived, after living a life of neglect from her parents. But Selina won't play by the rules her brother did, with the help of her godmother, Selina becomes the CATWOMAN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,908 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Esmeralda Almas by HarryDracoDizzy reviews
When Harry Poter is declared dead, what will the wizarding world do. Where is Harry really and who is Sasha Portte? A Harry Draco slash story. FemHarry only for a while. HD - HR - BG Adult content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,615 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Infidelity by marksmom reviews
While the cat's away, the mice will play. Begins with pure slash smut...if you don't like it, don't read it. Concerns infidelity on many levels. Mentions of Harry/Ginny and Bill/Fleur...also contains a mention of Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Fallen and Risen by Plush reviews
Harry Potter died. As his friends mourned his death, a new student is transfered to Hogwarts. But why does she look so striking like the late Harry Potter? FemHarryXDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 102,013 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snark and Sarcasm: The Prayer Warriors 1 Project by AwesomesauceandNinjas reviews
Full title of the crap!fic is The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One They're the stories everyone loves to hate. However, Nakki and Ginga are throwing their comments into the mix! Warning, possible F-Bomb dropping! Original story rated M.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Percy J.
The Best Part of Me by Takara Phoenix reviews
After Tartarus, after the wars, after everything, Percy feels a darknes gnawing at his heart. He wants to get rid of it. Hecate grands him that wish, though not the way he had thought. Now he's literally stuck with a darker version of himself. Percy/Percy slash; Percest
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
Undeniable by Takara Phoenix reviews
Spoilers for HoH - Nico comes home to the underworld and all he wants to do is sleep. But there is a son of Poseidon sitting on his bed, demanding answers. Nico doesn't want to confess anything, especially not his feelings, but Percy is just undeniable... Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
The Halfblood Couple Reads by McAwesome007 reviews
In the beginning of fifth year people are selected to read about the past, present and future. With a few twists. AU. Harry/Fem!Percy (Nikole) If you have a better idea for a title or summary PM me.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,700 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Change in perception by Alena13 reviews
The Hogwarts staff and Harry and maybe later friends find the first Harry Potter book. Contains abuse! Severitus OOC! I just love them both! Main plot was done before, but never the way I wanted. Hope you will enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,739 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
83 Ways to Annoy the Dursleys by DaydreamingSlytherin reviews
Beep, beep, beep. For reasons unknown, a young witch named Vivi is staying with the Durselys for the summer. She has a list of way to annoy them. I dont own the list of ways. Actually 85 ways. On temporary hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 65,661 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dudley D., OC
Metamorphosis by Liana Legaspi reviews
Things change, people grow, and Percy Jackson is no exception. / The character growth of Percy through the eyes of Annabeth. WARNING: Minor spoilers for House of Hades!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Spirit of Halloween by TheLonesomeMonster reviews
Man in Moon had been watching Harry ever since he was nearly killed on Halloween night. He had watched the struggles the boy went through. Watched as he made life changing sacrifices. The boy was selfless. Harry James Potter would become the spirit of Halloween. Harry and Jack were both chosen to become Guardians,now, they fight side by side to bring down Pitch. Slash Harry/Jack
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Bambieyes1234 reviews
In a world where Uncle Bartlett went too far, Sookie Stackhouse decides to embrace herself rather than bend to the townfolk's perception of normal. After saving a dense vampire, Sookie is drawn into a curious new world. Slowburn Sookie/Eric.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,476 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Undisclosed Desires by GarrulousGryffindor reviews
A new generation of witches and wizards is starting at Hogwarts, and with them a Malfoy and a Potter. A Potter with a distracting mop of black hair and gorgeous green eyes. Why was there no wizard's guide of what to do when you were in love with your best friend? Scorpius/Albus. So... slash XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Not Another High School Fic by JFassbender reviews
"Fine, be that way. If you won't listen to me…" Erik pulled out a chair and stood up on it. A horrified look appeared over Charles' face. "Erik, what-what are you doing?" "-Then I suppose the whole lunchroom will just have to hear what I have to say." He cupped his hands around his mouth. "Attention everyone! I love-" Erik was yanked down by his shirt viciously. AU-High School
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Playing with Sea Stars by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Percy never dreamed that the childish dare would still be affecting him years later. He didn't think it would lead to his biggest crushes and most embarrassing moments. Most of all, he never expected it to lead to anything important. Of course, when it comes to Silena, he had learned to expect the unexpected. Charles/Silena/Percy. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Percy J., Silena B., C. Beckendorf] - Complete
Caged Chrysalis by Sacrificial Tau reviews
After suffering an injury during a sporting event shortly before the beginning of his first year at Hogwarts, Harry is forced to remain at home for the year in order to complete a physiotherapy regime. This is how he copes with life at Hogwarts whilst dealing with his long-term affliction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
The Quidditch Calendar by Turquoise Quill reviews
The Gryffindor Quidditch team needs to raise some money for new school equipment and what better way to do it than make a calendar? How will Scorpius react to the whole school having access to his best ..espeically when he wants a little more than friendship?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Soulsong by Acherona reviews
Returning to Hogwarts to finish his education was supposed to be easy, all the drama was behind him right? Harry had not expected being hit with a whammy his first He had a mate? And it was Snape? Why can't things ever be simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,550 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Beast Within by Takara Phoenix reviews
Vampire & werewolf AU - Nico, leader of the local vampire coven, is in love with a mortal. What will he do when the local wolf pack decides to turn Percy into one of their own to pay Nico back for something very stupid he done to them...? vampire!Nico/submissive!werewolf!Percy slash and mpreg
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.] [Leo V., Hazel L.] - Complete
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Cat Tales by JFassbender reviews
Logan studied both cats for a minute, finger tapping his chin. Erik was sure he had this great idea up his sleeve. "Okay," Logan said as he looked each cat in the eye, "if you're really mutants trapped in cat form, blink twice." Erik slapped his forehead. Both cats just continued to stare at the strangers. Cat!Charles Cat!Wesley Erik/Charles/Wesley AU- Still Have Powers
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
13 Shades of Smythe by He Who Writes His Own Canon reviews
Sebastian wants Kurt, but Kurt is still upset with him for his misdoings, so he presents Kurt with his List of all the guys he had fooled around with, which includes almost all of Kurt's friends. 12 slash drabbles of Sebastian fooling around with one guy after another, up until #13 where he and Kurt get it on. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions - Complete
Mad and Impossible by GKingOfFez reviews
James Potter would never give up his daughter for anything. Series of tiny snapshots, AU, Fem!Harry, Alive!Marauders
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 25,570 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., James P.
My Brother's Best Friend by Sab0511 reviews
High school student Bella Swan had a one night stand and then left for Forks, six months later she is expecting their child and he's her new music teacher. Will love bloom between student and teacher? But who's the teacher and who's the student? R&R. Now complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,944 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Renascent Seer by gleefulmusings reviews
When Cordelia Chase falls into a coma, it's up to Xander Harris to see to her care. With help from Anya, he finds hope halfway across the world. Meanwhile, Harry Potter is coming to a few realizations about his life, deciding he really doesn't care for them much at all. Het, slash, femslash, bashing, deaths, etc.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 135,375 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Harry P., Luna L.
Twins and Brothers by PhoenixFelicis reviews
AU. After spending time in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy is on his deathbed, needing to talk to Harry. What he tells him will turn Harry and Draco's world upside down, but will it be for better or for worse? Noted for high family drama. NO FLAMING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shades of Grey: A New Side by OnePlotThickens reviews
AU Post OOtP, After the events at the DOM Harry decides things need to change. He's no longer content to sit under Dumbledore's thumb waiting for the next piece of necessary information that will come just a little too late. Creature fic, HP/DM. Rating is currently T, but subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,985 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Reading Poseidon's Secret Son by kat callan reviews
14 Demigods end up flashed to Olympus. No one knows who the Demigods are and one has been reverted to a previous state. What's going on? Credit belongs to Rick Riordan , J.K. Rowling , and percyjacksonfan135!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,126 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Not A Perfect Mother by princessofthedeadsheep reviews
Mother Nature is not a happy spirit, and she think's it's about time someone gave the Guardians a slap of good sense. Rated for language, extended by request.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Man in the Moon - Complete
The Prince and the Slave by Takara Phoenix reviews
Total AU - King Nico, ruler over an ancient realm, always gets what he wants. Even if that is the personal sexslave of the local priest. But he would be damned if he'd let Octavian have the gorgeous boy! Nico/Percy slash and mpreg
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,817 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Nico A., Percy J.] [Reyna R., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Someone To Watch Over Me by creeveylover reviews
Kurt Hummel protects his loved ones, even if it means hiding his own pain. Enter Harry Potter, who makes it his business to take care of him, in every way. WARNINGS: Slash, Top Harry, Bottom Kurt, Mpreg, NON BLAINE FRIENDLY. EWE for HP verse, compliant with Glee thru S4 ep 15
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013
A Double Take by smile1 reviews
A Clary/Simon one parter. Takes place right after Clary and Simon leave the club on the night she saw the Shadowhunters for the first time. What if she didn't go back to her house, but spent the night at Simon's instead? Everything could've gone so differently. She has had Simon on the mind all day. In a steamy bathroom, dressed in his sweatshirt is where she'll confront him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Clary F., Simon L. - Complete
Remus' Cub by Child of Music and Dreams reviews
Remus blames Harry for Sirius's death. What happens when Harry commits suicide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Trial of the Chosen by Takara Phoenix reviews
Mutant AU - In a world where mutants struggle for acceptance, they search for the Chosen, the most powerful one. Somehow Percy is pulled in the middle of this as his father sends him out to spy on the different mutant organizations. Now that his father has to stand trial, Percy has to face those he had deceived. What will be the outcome...? Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] [Piper M., Annabeth C.] - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Olympians In The Mortal World? by StephLopez reviews
What would it be like if the Olympians visited Earth? Very funny & this is my first time doing something like this but plz read & review!Ideas are appreaciated! Better than it sounds!Rated T for later chapters! Now an actual story!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hermes, Apollo - Complete
She-Hulk by phantom00 reviews
After her uncle shot her Jennifer Potter apparated to the avengers mansion where she got blood from Bruce Banner and Thor and becoming the Incredabile She-Hulk.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Coming Home by daylight-chan reviews
Rachel goes back home to Lima to visit the New Directions. Who comes with her?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Rachel B., Brody W. - Complete
Dancing With Death by Andromeda Luna reviews
Percy glanced at what he was doing, "Idiot reaper." he muttered, "Destroying my pots." Percy and Thanatos have a love-hate kind of relationship and Thanatos realizes just how hard it must be for Percy to love him. Slight AU. Yaoi. Thanatos x Percy. PLEASE REVIEW! I want to see how this story went.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Thanatos, Percy J. - Complete
Harry and the Greek Gods by wolf-shinigami reviews
What would happen if Harry found out that one of his parents wasn't who he thought. How would Hogwarts fare with a battle trained Hero for a Savior. HP/PJ/? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Percy J.
Don't Think Just Do It: Year 4 by I am the Girl Who Lived reviews
Part 4 of the Don't Think Just Do It series.With the Triwizard Tournament at Hogwart's,and Harry mysteriously entered in it,there's romance,surprises,dances,and an annoying woman trying to get the flocks secrets in the papers.Not good at summaries. R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 218,618 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Flaws by xhiddendreamx reviews
Katie counted 12 flaws... Travis couldn't even see one. Katie knows she's not perfect, she sees all of her flaws. To Travis, she couldn't be anymore wrong. COMPLETED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Love Beats Olympians by TheAngelsCryInBlood reviews
When Aphrodite messes up with someones love life on a big scale, like putting Percy with a cheater even though he's the most popular Demi-God in history, her son Eros has to step in and put the peices back together, the god of love my just have found it for himself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Percy J.
Objects in Mirror by CayStar reviews
"Did you just bite me, Paul?" You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. Paul/Bella imprint story, not your typical Bella. Rated M for language and adult situations. **2014 Fandom Choice Awards 2nd place Best Romance and Best Bella**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,666 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bella, Paul - Complete
I am an Opportunist by ShellSueD reviews
Ranger told Steph that he was an opportunist - and she's going to learn exactly what that means. Ranger's POV.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Life Happens by MIA202 reviews
Bella's a witch. She tries to tell Edward- he leaves. An incident with the Volturi. Family & friends in England. Romance on the side. When will she meet the Cullens again? You can't always guide your life they way you want it to go, sometimes life happens
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blood Ties by marksmom reviews
The summer between 4th and 5th year is not a good one for Harry and something is discovered that makes it even worse. See inside for warnings...Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,942 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Bill W.
My Hearts Murderer by Breaking Harmony reviews
She stepped back, tightening her grip on Edwards arm,"I don't understand." The look in his red eyes shifted, a frown on his immortal face as his pricing gaze took Edwards, then back to her own. "You see mia stella, your are mine."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Aro
This is how I disappear by lifeless.bookworm reviews
Harry Potter is not the boy who lived. He has always been invisible. What happens when he catches the eye of Draco Malfoy? Draco is determined to figure out the mystery that is Harry Potter. In addition he has recently been found by his godfather. How will Harry cope with all this attention? Warnings: Abuse, Rape, Homosexual relationship, grave injustice to the writings of JKR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,823 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coming Home by legendariium reviews
Finish rebuilding Olympus, Annabeth returns back to San Francisco. She promises to Percy that she will come back. Months later, she returns to New York City, ready to officially live there. She meets up with the other demigods and are all ready to attend Goode High. What they find there is something so bizarre. Percy was popular? What the Hades? Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,855 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Thirteen Reasons Why by MissBecca reviews
My name is...was Harry Potter. I died because of you. Thirteen People, thirteen reasons, and a best friend who will never see people the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Beautiful Night by Takara Phoenix reviews
A piece on Paul and Sally's wedding and Sally's last thoughts as Sally Jackson. Paul/Sally fluff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Sally J., Paul B.] [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete
The Gods Become Teachers by The Forgotten Demigod reviews
The gods are bored, and wants to be teachers at Goode High School, to make fun of their children. Maybe some couples. Still a work in progress. Maybe OOC, Maybe Percabeth, T to be safe, Need ideas for the teachers! No flames
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy's Bullies by Liana Legaspi reviews
A collection of one-shots focusing on Percy's bullies. Chapter 1: While working at Caribou, Nancy recognizes an old rival. Chapter 2: Clarisse meets a chip-toothed punk. Chapter 3: Sloan meets his old nemesis in unlikely circumstances. Chapter 4: Isabel Gonzalez. Chapter 5: The "Old Sot." Chapter 6: Octavian. Chapter 7: Drew Tanaka. Chapter 8: Gabe Ugliano. Chapter 9: ?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Percy J., Nancy B., Matt S., Clarisse R. - Complete
Dragon's Magic by Espeon Master Espo reviews
Harry Potter is powerful in the wizarding world. Too bad no one realized he is even more powerful in the world of the Dragons. This has been Beta read. If there are still mistakes let me know. And don't say I need a beta. I will not listen to those comments.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,745 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Melting of the Ice Kings Heart by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
The spirits of earth will learn quickly that you never hurt a friend of Jack Frost, especially when they see the other side of the fun loving spirit they despise; the darker side.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Returned by Percyjacksonfan16 reviews
TEMPORARY HIATUS. Percy stayed on Ogyia with Calypso but when she is taken, Percy returns back home where it is has been four years. Immortality has strange effects on Percy and the gods are worried. Annabeth is nearly nineteen, can she still make Percy fall in love with her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,512 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Percy J.
Obolus by Hubristic Chick reviews
Meet the newest addition to the Squint Squad: Forensic Anthropologist Dr. H.J. Potter. Murder, love, mystery, and death. Nothing out of the ordinary. Booth/Harry/Bren
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., S. Booth, T. Brennan
To Heal What's Broken by Icywingsoffire reviews
Harry's abuse has left him torn, but when Draco comes in, he helps the Pain. What will become of this? M for slash, language, and graphic abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hail, Lord Perseus! by Scorpii Apollo Xayges reviews
Perce decided to accept the gift of immortality, but then, lots of things went wrong. A lot of things changed. What will happen next? No one knows. Read to find out. FOLLOWED BY 'HAIL, LORD PERSEUS 2'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,732 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 6,112 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 4,431 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Seasons of War by Khyron56 reviews
When Percy is murdered by a mysterious assassin, all of Olympus finds itself thrown into a war for the survival of not only themselves, but all life. But, how easy will that fight be when the enemy turns one of their best against them?... Extremely AU. Read at your own risk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,758 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
A Not So Normal Proposal by I promise you that reviews
In which Sirius Black, Bella Potter's unconventional Romeo, proposes, forgets the ring, and proposes again at three in the morning. *Fem!Harry/Sirius*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Carrier by The Unbelievable reviews
James and Lily Potter were not his true parents. Dumbledore stole him from his true family when he was 3 weeks old. Now his true family moved next door to the Dursleys without knowing he was there. GoF Timeline, Mpreg, BL, Harem x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,679 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
And Farther Still Than That by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Spending an eternity doing nothing with two strange demigods isn't something Luke expects after death. But as her hand grasps his, he thinks that maybe things won't be as bad as he'd originally thought. And he still isn't sure of many things, but one thing he is sure of is this: he'd follow Percy to the ends of the world and farther still than that. Luke/Jason/Fem!Percy/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Luke C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.]
Shine by Fire of the lioness reviews
AU! She is the twin of Galen Potter, the famous Boy Who Lived. While he lives in the spotlight, she is forced to survive in the shadows. But she won´t be alone. Creatures of Magic, prepare for your student! Pairing: FredGeorgeOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,484 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/12/2006
But I Can't Love Him by ll The Slytherin Queen ll reviews
Harry and Draco were destined to be enemies from the moment they set eyes on each other - the whole school knew of that. But what happens when they don't want to be enemies anymore? And maybe just more than friends? Rated M for language, and sexual activity (that comes later). Includes a little bit of Hermione x Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Percy's Fathers by Liana Legaspi reviews
A three-shot focusing on each of Percy's fathers. Chapter 1: A bunch of Percy's friends find Gabe in a Soho gallery. Chapter 2: Paul finds Percy unconscious outside of Goode. Chapter 3: Poseidon never knew what to think.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,694 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Paul B., Gabe U. - Complete
Trust Me Love by Kuro-Shi-Kage reviews
Hermione gets a letter from one of her best friends,Harry Potter, however she saw him only yesterday and now he is in trouble? What is going on? A sort of Fem Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 66,222 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P.
While You Were Sleeping by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,734 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Geek Gone Greek by Weezila reviews
Because we all know if Nancy were to meet Percy later in life, it would be funny. For us.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Percy J., Nancy B. - Complete
This Is War by Anime Girl23 reviews
Harry Potter crossover - They were children, born into a world that was already at war. Different Houses. Different sides. Light vs. Dark, but people are wrong sometimes. People change. A Slytherin who isn't cut out to be a Death Eater and a Hufflepuff who just wants to stay alive. War can tear people apart, but it can bring them together, too. Finn/Puck and some Harry/Draco slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Althea Potter, The Girl Who Lived - I by throughthedarkersideofthings reviews
Althea Elizabeth Potter has just learned that she is a witch, and now she is off to a magical school with new friends and plenty of adventures to have - if she can survive the year... /AU, especially after book four, no Ron & Hermione here (except mentioned in passing), but no bashing. This is intended as a precursor to The Place Where It All Started. Loved!Powerful!Fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Rubeus H., Luna L., Neville L., OC
Life after the Games by RainingJellyDonuts reviews
Life in district 12 for Katniss and Peeta. Post Mockingjay Pre-Epilouge. It's from both Katniss and Peeta's perspectives, as in it switches off every other chapter. Please R&R! Rated K.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,364 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 781 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
she lives for them by merdarkandtwisty reviews
Fem Harry drabble series can be any pairing. she lives for them. the people in her life the people that suround her. please leave prompts and review first up sirius/FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Lord's Lament by Selena Silvermoon reviews
Something in Harry changes that summer between fourth and fifth year. At his trial he discovers what someone has been hiding from him since he was born. AU HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,973 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 4,593 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Amphiptere by Lord Supremo reviews
Post-OotP. After a traumatic start to his summer at Privet Drive, Harry snaps. An unlikely ally emerges, and Harry's discovery of the true Prophecy leads him away from Dumbledore and into the darkness, ultimately culminating in a battle for his very soul. Features Fem!Blaise, Dark!Aristocrat!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, and eventual Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,423 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Amai Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone by Geo And Neo reviews
Abadoned due to the fact I am re-writing it. I have already posted the first 3 chapters of the re-write. I'm working on the rest. This will not be deleted, since I broke my other computer, and this story has all the chapters I've written so far! 3 - I apologize, but that'd be for nothing, wouldn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,559 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Pereche by ggf83 reviews
The stories always said that some bonds are stronger than that of a mate. Jasper thinks this is just a myth until he meets his own 'sufletul pereche' and has to accept he is destined for Bella, not Alice. Sometimes you can't fight what is destined to be, even if your life is already perfect. Jasper/Bella, but no Alice-hate! AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
The Stars of the Class by Liana Legaspi reviews
Hercules, Theseus, and Jason might be your favorites, but Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are your shining stars. You'll remember them, every word, quest, and heroic quality millenniums after they perish like all puny demigods do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Percy J., Chiron, Annabeth C., Dionysus - Complete
Someday by JessDS reviews
One shot entry for the Imprint Challenge. Bella doesn't know what's going on with Jake. When she goes to find out, her day is totally turned in a different direction than she ever thought it would. Read and Review please. NOW CONTINUED INTO A FULL STORY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Paul
The Firebenders by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry is raised in the Fire Nation alongside Princess Azula. When Harry must return to his world to face Voldemort, Azula joins him. Together, can they save two worlds? changed to M. Harry/Azula
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,829 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Azula
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
The twelve olympian kids by greekghostgirl reviews
Someone decides to pull a 'prank' on the gods, by turning them all into little kids! Now they have to stay at camp half-blood with their kids "protecting" them. What does that mean for camp? Who did this? Why? Will the Olympians ever get changed back? Oh, and did I mention the fact that they have no clue who they really are?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,020 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011
A Small Spark Of Love by Cazzylove reviews
War ends and everyone is celebrating bar Harry, who after having to much to drink ends up in bed with Draco, only to find he is pregnant a month later. Slash, Fem-Slash, Mpreg, Dumbledore Bashing, Good Malfoy's, Good Voldemort. Better summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 4,712 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
I Don't Think So by Umecchi reviews
The Goddess of Love would not stand for this. It was unacceptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Harry P., Aphrodite
Two plus Two equals Fun by JFassbender reviews
Tony led the way across the dance floor to where Steve was. Before they got too far, Erik grabbed Charles' wrist and pulled the smaller man close to him, mouth right to his ear. "No matter what happens tonight, you come home with me in the end. You got that?" Charles/Erik/Tony/Steve
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Demon Moon Reaper by DrakefireAtomic reviews
Lily wasn't just Lily Potter. she was the god queen of Hell. After she was killed she wanted a few things. Revenge and her daughter Margaret. So she planned to get both. Luckily Margaret was easy to find, not so easy to get. When she did, she raised her without inhibitions and as a grim reaper. Now she's back and ready to reap. Fem-Harry. Yuri/Futa sexual warnings. No one under 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,252 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Enclosed by WhovianWriter reviews
"Well, this is exciting…" Jack noted sarcastically from his position underneath the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Bite Me by jg3m reviews
Glee/Harry Potter/Twilight fiction. After helping his brothers, Harry & Edward, thru the war of Hogwarts, Blaine Potter decides to seek a more peaceful life in the small town of Lima, Ohio. And then he meets the Glee kids... Werewolf!Kurt Vampire!BlaineandHarry Full summary inside. Please read! I'm really bad at summaries cus im a wordy person. AU. Trigger Warnings!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Blaine A.
Two Universes-Reading the Queen's Champion by Rogan-Merthur-Whouffle reviews
When 'Blake' gets sent back to the past to read 'The Queen's Champion', what will happen? All rights go to Anakulsmos14.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,749 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Percy J.
The Muggles' Niece by Delusional Musings reviews
First in my Evanna Potter series. It's Lily Evanna Potter's first year at Hogwarts, and things are getting interesting. For starters, Evanna is Sorted into Slytherin while her cousin is a Gryffindor, there's a troll loose in the castle on Hallowe'en, somebody's possibly trying to kill her ... Yes, this will be one strange year. [AU: Fem!Harry, Loving!Dursleys, among others]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,361 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Serpens and Leona by Music24601 reviews
SUMMERY UPDATE: Draco Malfoy and Harriet Potter have done a good job at hideing their relationship. Or so they thought. What happens when the one person they wanted to keep it from the most finds out about it? story includes assult and tortue, but nothing too overly grafic. Warnings are posted where needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,186 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Olympians At School by Me The Awesome reviews
All the Olympians have to act like mortals, attend a mortal school, and live in the mortal world, FOR A YEAR! How will they survive? Get ready for a crazy, fun and adventure-filled year! Includes out-of-school events. 'Submit An OC' contest open!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,035 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Hermes - Complete
The Lion and I by ginnyrules27 reviews
When five year old Harry runs away from home, he mets a young lion cub. Five years later, he's whisked back to the magical world of Hogwarts but his friend remains by his side through thick and thin. Canon all the way-for both categories Not Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,357 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Simba
A Broken Family by hiddenwriter691 reviews
Korra and Mako shared one night, a night that they both agreed to forget. When Korra realizes she is pregnant, she knows it must stay secret. Five years later, she and Mako have kept a safe distance from one another, but Korra's secrets are finally coming out, secrets that could affect not only her relationship with Mako, but her future as the Avatar.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,473 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Korra, Mako
Enough by RazzleJazzle21 reviews
S2 AU: Kurt's had enough. Enough of people not caring about his feelings, enough of being forgotten & overlooked. So when Kurt's family forget's his 17th birthday, it's the last straw for him, he pack's his bags & takes up his grandmother's offer to live in Paris for a few months, where he meets Sebastian Smythe. Kurt-Centric not Rachel, Mercedes or Blaine -friendly. Kurtbastian
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,287 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Stolls' Show by nomnom15 reviews
Season Two of Stolls' Show has begun...and now it has become the Olympians' first ever sketch comedy...as well as the highest rated. Unfortunately, it may be a bit more raunchier than before. Still Rated T for coarse language and suggestive content!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Percy J., Travis S.
Maximum Ride: the Fight for Family by Chenoa6 reviews
The flock move to Privet Drive. Keeping their secret isn't easy, but theirs isn't the only secret to uncover. Worlds collide when science meets magic, and the flock struggle to stay together, with new enemies in and out of school. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,007 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max
Somebody That I Used To Know by Fabraygron reviews
Quinn and Rachel sleep together after Nationals...what happens next? [Indefinite Hiatus]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,423 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
They Noticed by the-author-at-221B reviews
When high-school student Tony Stark is being abused at home, he doesn't expect anyone to notice. Or care, for that matter. And for the most part, he's right. But there are four students that he didn't count on, and one that surprised him completely. High-school AU - Based off a prompt on tumblr.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Submit Your Heart by Gesirdris reviews
When a recluse Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, the last thing he expects is to be part of the tug-of-war game between his DADA teacher Tom Riddle and Riddle's cousin Salazar Gaunt. Both believe it's a game. They become aware it is not when it's already too late. TMRHP, OMCHP, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Brothers By Choice by T3hWh1t3P4nth3r reviews
The Malfoys and the Potters were friends before BOTH met an early end. Draco and Harry are like brothers to each other. Though it might seem a bit like it at times, this is NOT a Drarry fic. Sorry... Rated for language mostly... OOCness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
That Sexy Intimidation Thing by FlamboyantlyBiBoy reviews
Thoth told Carter and Walt to go to The Empire State Building. They didn't expect what they found, and Carter ended up rather…flustered over a boy from the dance at BAG the night before. Slash, smut in the final chapter, threesomes (Walt/Sadie/Anubis, Jason/Piper/Leo), mpreg hints, arranged marriage. Sequel to Control Release.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Carter K., Walt S.
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
The Golden Slytherin by cm0011 reviews
Struggling with his Godfather's death, Harry is feeling more alone than ever. He comes into Severus Snape's care, and they soon learn that you can't always judge a book by it's cover. What will they realize about each other? How much will they lean on each other in the road ahead of them? AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,774 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Not Romeo and Juliet by silverblondhairedlover reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, tried to fight for their love between their Houses heavy rivalry and their Inheritance. Creature fic. Full summary inside. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Erasing Death by Gesirdris reviews
Draco has a second mission in his 6th year: to harm Harry. He finds a convoluted way of succeeding, and now Harry is dying. Before his death, he decides to find a better way to fight – and what can teach him better than a school in the Other Realm, where creatures rule and teach forgotten lore? NO bashing! OMC/Harry, Grey!Harry, Ron, Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,156 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC
Time for Family by NightWild7000 reviews
After his father died, James abandoned his family. Only when Albus is dying does James realise what happened. By accident, James travels back in time and is given a second chance to save his family. WARNINGS: death, child abuse, rape, suicide, violence, disturbing imagery, mild sexual situations, negative alcohol use. This story is part of my 'Family of Harry potter' series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,923 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - James S. P., Lily Luna P.
Inheritance by MidnightEmber reviews
Salazar Slytherin bound Earth, Air, Fire and Water to himself and through him to his descendants. Now that Voldemort has been resurrected he shall assume his inheritance. But who are his elementals? Slash-LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,484 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Morrigan Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone by Harpygirl24 reviews
AU/FemHarry. Morrigan Potter, the-girl-who-lived, comes to Hogwarts with no supplies and wearing someone else's robes. Sorted into Slytherin, Snape tries to hate her, but when Hermione tells him what Morrigan told him he makes a vow to protect Lily's daughter against an enemy that's worst then the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,020 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
For the Love of a Godfather by youwannabekate reviews
Slight AU- disregards 'Nineteen Years Later'. During Harry's Fifth Year, his Christmas at Grimmauld Place is interrupted by two surprise visitors: himself? And his...son? What in the name of Merlin is going on here? Time Travel, Harry adopts Teddy, Godfather bonding, Father/son bonding, passing mentions of Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and Remus/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Teddy L.
UpSIdE doWn by Arashi No Kokoro reviews
Harry's life takes a 180 when a spell cast long ago wears off and she is returned to her true form. Now Hanna must go through fifth year without telling anyone who she truly is. The dark times are back, and the hero seems to be missing. DM/HP Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unknown Pain by Rasiaa reviews
Two months have passed since Alec and Magnus had the devastating break-up in the subway. Now, Magnus has thought things through and is ready to talk. Though, a lot can happen in two months, and Alec isn't quite as Magnus left him. Rated for sensitive topics, please read A/N for more info.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Kim Possible: Rogue by LJ58 reviews
Shego's on a rampage. Team Possible is MIA. GJ is outclassed, and in over their heads, having been caught flatfooted by a growing threat they have yet to comprehend. What's really going on? Only man knows, and he's in a coma. *Awarded Best Overall Story & Best Action/Adventure in 9th Annual Fannies.*
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,095 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Nothing Like the Sun by Miss Poki reviews
In 1999 Dean Winchester picked up a girl at a bar: a girl with dark hair, green eyes, and a hippie friend. Nothing will ever be the same again. Dean/Fem!Harry. Pre-series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,001 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Dean W.
Me, Myself, and Death by QuiteMike reviews
FemHarry struggles to defeat Voldemort when Eragon and Saphira appear in their world. No slash. Starts fourth year, not very cannon. Ron Bashing, good guy Albus, Sword fighting adventure. There will be Death, favourites will die,it will be gory, and the whole world rest on Alyse Potter shoulders. The world shall be covered in ashes. Pairings have not been decided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Eragon S.
Fling to Ring in 60 Days: Kurt Vs Puck by DameDitta reviews
When all the girls that have been wronged by Puck team up to plan revenge, they enlist the help of Kurt Hummel in hopes to finally break the 'bad boys' heart. But will Kurt be strong enough to able to protect his own heart while trying to win Puck's? Or will he just be another broken heart left in Puck's wake? more info inside. COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,030 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Welcome to My Life by Abbs1996 reviews
Fang and Max have hated each other ever since they were 1. Their moms are best friends, they go to school together, and they are next door neighbors. Which makes it near impossible to get away from each other. Will they ever get over the hate? FAX! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Max, Fang
That's Not A Sport by Iffy Jr reviews
Tony/Loki high school AU. "That's it, Lo! We'll make it a game! It's the sport of trust!" "That's not a sport, Tony." There are always people to save and fix, and Tony and Loki know that. The fact that they happened to be some of the most broken and in need of saving, though, is not necessarily their fault. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
True Darkness by whitetigerwolf reviews
Harry and Bellatrix are pulled back in time to become the apprentices of Morgan Le Fey. Harry/Bellatrix. Hellatrix. Rated M for later content. Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,713 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
A Different Kind of Magic by Belle's Noir reviews
Sequel to 'Lies and Limitations'. Halliwell Potter has well remembered every lesson her Aunt ever gave her about the magical world and now she's starting Hogwarts. She just can't understand the way these people think magic works but she won't let their nonsense rules hold her back. Fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P.
Life At The Wilderness School by RaynieJay reviews
He's the jock. The hot one. The bad ass. The one every girl is in love with besides me. He has his group of friends like Luke Castellan, Chris Bryant, Landyn Scott, Butch Rider, & Dylan Joselyn. I hate them all with a burning, fiery passion. All human R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Jason G., Piper M.
Introspect by wigglehead reviews
It's an accident the first time, but after that, it just becomes commonplace for Erik to tease Charles. He keeps thinking about the professor in a number of compromising positions - and the telepath can't help but overhear. Rated M for sexual themes. Cherik. Slightly smutty, but not too detailed. Please read and review!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Sleepless Nights and Lonely Days by ishika-malfoy reviews
"Because even if she doesn't know it, I'm her's. I always have been been and I always will be. And I'll keep waiting for her forever..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Puzzles and Love by BlueSkyeCloud9 reviews
When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,573 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Uphill and Against the Wind by formaldehyde.corruption reviews
A series of encounters over the years leave Percy Jackson desperately in love with Apollo, the Sun God, but when Hera switches her with Jason Grace, Percy is left in New Rome with only the vague memory of a boy that almost seems to glow gold. Fem!Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,305 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Apollo, Percy J.
A New Family by dragonoffire3 reviews
When the Dursleys go to Washington on Buissness, little does Faith Potter know that she is about to gain a whole new family. Fem!Harry! WARNING: RAPE and ABUSE! Set the summer before second year. UP FOR ADOPTION! SEE A/N.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Oh Merlin, NO! by Dark Elven Sorceress reviews
My version of mass pregnancy challenge fic. Reviews are welcome with open arms :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,428 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thalico? Hello? HUNTRESS OF ARTEMIS by COOKIEMONSTER 249 reviews
Thalia is a HUNTRESS. Nico DiAngelo is just her friend. Her male friend who is super deep and sensitive but just a FRIEND. So, when Thalia, Drew and Nico go on a quest, Why is Thalia so compelled to singe off Drew's perfectly plucked eyebrows?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
When Harry Met Slytherins by V for Viagra reviews
Harry is suffering and the only people who can save him are the two people he thought hated him the most. BZ/DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,764 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
All That I'm Living For by Just A Drop In The Ocean reviews
Fate is fate.Exactly when you think you've got everything you've ever wanted,something bad will happen and will turn your happy fairy-tale-life upside cause fate is fate and you couldn't be happy until you earn your happiness yourself. Fem Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,031 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Percy J., Apollo - Complete
Family Bonding by Boho-Indie Queen reviews
The Big Three and their kids go camping to bond. Yes, you read right. They are going camping for 5 days to bond. Will it end well? First story, contructive critisism welcome.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hades, Nico A., Percy J., Poseidon
Shadow and Shadeslayer by milky0candy reviews
"Please Garrow, please my dear brother...please take care of my children for me. Promise me you will..." His little sister fell to the ground, her eyes wide and begging, her face tear stained. How could he ever say no? Female Eragon, EragonxMurtagh. T for now
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Eragon S., Murtagh
Stolen Magic by Phoenix Estheim reviews
Harry was born differently. He was born with a rare creature inheritance. With his twin mistaken for the boy-who-lived and his mate accidently banished he is transported into a new world where he is held prisoner for his power. Warning contains slash pairings, good dark side hp , light bashing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Eragon S.
Brutally Honest by YourGleek reviews
Six years later, Santana Lopez still hears the words that Rachel Berry spat at her in the choir room. As much as they had stung her at the time, not even she had imagined that they would actually come true. Future!Fic Pezberry
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,029 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
A Shocking Inheritance by Haley-Belle reviews
Azalea Potter wakes up on her 14th birthday to a shocking revelation in her inheritance. Warning: Fem!Harry and mentions of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Addictive Seduction by Geo And Neo reviews
He was her drug. It was unhealthy, she knew. But he owned her. Her heart, mind, body and soul. He was a drug. She was the user. It was wrong, she knew all this! But, she didn't care. She was to far in already. She couldn't get out. She was addicted. AU:Fem!Harry.Dark!Light.Good!Voldie.Dark!Dumbles.Bad!Ron.Good!Tom.Dark!Harry.Strong!Harry.Creature!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Two Words by StarrySea reviews
You have been granted permission by the gods to write a letter of two words to anyone you know. Hermes will make sure they receive the message in whatever manner that may be. Two words, that's it. Choose them wisely." Chapter 7: Silena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012
Change of Directions by Jstonedd reviews
AU. Growing up in New York City, Rachel Berry turned out to be anything but just a small town girl. So when she gets sent to Lima to live with her birth mother, lives and hierarchies at McKinley High get turned upside down. Faberry. AN: Currently rewriting and beta-ing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 227,741 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [Rachel B., Quinn F.] - Complete
Mind games by Sister of Mayhem reviews
After the tragedy at the Ministry, Harry is forced to take up Occlumency lessons with his least favorite teacher. Snape finds out an awful secret about Harry and decides to give his life a swing in the opposite direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,300 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Asian Mystery by Eraman reviews
This is a Wert so if you don't like it don't read it. Kurt may start out falling for Blaine Anderson but soon realizes his heart belong to someone else. Someone who is linked to McKinley and Dalton and when Kurt finds out just how that is he gets quite the shock. I dedicate this story to my grandma (älskar dig alltid)
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 244,439 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kurt H., Wes - Complete
Nueva Academy by corrupt exchange reviews
Harry's locked in Azkaban for life. Or so he thought. He comes into his magical inheritance and is spirited away. Now he's at Nueva, where students are seduced by Incubi, Vampires snarl and fight for the submissive newbie, and the Werewolves want him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,889 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P.
Mini Skirts by Akari-Chaan reviews
Blaise had high standards. That didn't mean he doesn't notice Hailey Potter running around in a skirt so short it should be illegal. Fem!Harry/Blaise. Year 6. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 203 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Cabin One Kids by Ari the Dodecahedron reviews
If Zeus really had a bunch of children when the Great Prophecy was in place, what would happen when they were at Camp Half-Blood? A collection of drabbles, attempting to answer just that. AU, T for some violence, et cetera. PM me with drabble ideas, and please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3266 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 6,198 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Broken Strings by DZ2 reviews
Abandoned by more than just the wizarding world, Harry chooses to embrace a side of him that he never knew existed with a guardian he never expected. However, as he learns more about his power, he finds himself wanting protections, comfort and companionship…from a certain grey-eyed Slytherin. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,981 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unholy Confessions by ShotgunRedneck reviews
Summer after GoF: Harry Potter, The Boy-Who-Lived; Gryffindor's Golden Boy and...Muggle Rocker? In order to forget what happened that night, Harry decided to go out and party. What he doesn't know is that a certain Potions Master knows. Look out Hogwarts, a Rock Star has hit! Bad Dumbles, Ron and slight Hermione Bashing! SS/HP, BW/HP, FW/GW/HP It will be slight harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Understanding by Shape-Shifter Gonna Eat You reviews
The Egyption and Greek gods are meeting. Out of nowhere, two books appear. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Last Olympian- And The Serpent's Shadow. They must read the book, and who knows- they might just understand each other better.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Percy J., Carter K.
Marked by Fire and Thunder by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Odinson challenge. The daughters of Loki and Thor are stolen, hidden in mortal forms, and to avert Ragnarok, Odin locates the child who will find them in Godric's Hollow. With lightning and fire on his brow, can Harrir Odinson find the goddesses when he goes to Hogwarts? HP/HG/DG, with Hermione as Thrud and Daphne as Hela. Rating: safe, not sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,076 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Enchanted by nodistancelefttorun reviews
Blaine likes Kurt, Kurt likes Blaine. But Kurt is dating Sam and Blaine doesn't think Kurt knows he exists. nerd!Blaine, cheerio!Kurt. Anderberry siblings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,112 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Pieces of Tomorrow by StackofStories reviews
All types of drabbles exploring Nico and Percy's relationship. There are other types of couples added in the assortment of drabbles such as Octavian/Percy, Hades/Nico, Leo/Narcissus, Frazeleo and more...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 33,384 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Stairs to No Where by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Rachel has always heard stories about her God Brother who would one day come and live with them but somehow she never expected to meet him. Now her father's strange Godson is staying with her dads and shaking things up in Glee club. Rachel's just glad she's all the way in New York. SLASH will eventually be Harry/Blaine but mentions of other pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,663 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P., Blaine A. - Complete
Lost Family by kolchaksghost reviews
Things happen after Harry returns from the graveyard at the end of the Third Task of the tournament. He discovers unknown relatives and the truth about his heritage. How will Wizarding Britain react to Incubus Harry. Harry/multi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,210 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Harry P., Kenzi
Dark Knight by NeuroticNeko reviews
Harry didn't expect much from the rest of his life. One day he falls into a coma- and emerges as a part of an ancient race. Harry's Scath wants to do things that he really thinks he shouldn't but does anything ever listen? WARNINGS: Post!War, Pre!Epilogue, Creature!Fic, Slash, Threesomes/Moresomes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,195 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 5,710 - Follows: 6,231 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Mates by Emmylia reviews
A series of one-shots centered around the pairings of Remus/Severus and James/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
From Montauk to the End of the World by pretense reviews
There was this one trip to Montauk that didn't go exactly as planned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,650 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - [Luke C., Percy J.]
Adelina by whitetigerwolf reviews
Fem!Harry Creature!Harry Fem!Slash. Adelina Harry is raised as the princess of the Lamia. Gorgons. Medusa. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(2/7) The Heir of Slytherin stalks the halls of Hogwarts, and suspicions have turned toward Harry Potter. Harry is certain that he is not the Heir. He'd remember if he were petrifying students... right? But why is Harry's best friend, Draco Malfoy, so excited to discover that he can talk to snakes? A/U, Slytherin!Harry. Sequel to HP and the Slytherin Selection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,171 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Reads the Epilogue by Maggie Dineen reviews
Takes place after Harry is sorted in PS/SS! Hogwarts reads the Epilogue. May turn into a multi chapter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Together At Last by Hotness-and-music reviews
This is set after that Titan war but Percy never disappeared. Annabeth is attending Goode High with Percy but unfortunately it isn't as easy as she thought, new characters will make sure she has a hard time being happy with Percy at her new School.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
My Little B-Rabbit by monkeyskater234 reviews
What if B-Rabbit discovers the Easter bunny? Cute one-shot about AlicexOz relating to Easter. Enjoy! :)
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Alice, Oz V. - Complete
Twice A Half Blood by Leanora reviews
Aquila Lestrange. Daughter to Bellatrix Lestrange...and Hades, Lord of the Dead. Unknown to the Wizarding World with the exception of her best friend...who just happens to be the great Harry Potter. Life is weird.But weird is normal...for Aquila at least
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,440 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - OC, Nico A.
Forbidden White Rose by lovelymaiden reviews
This is the story of the Prince of Slytherin and Heiress of Gryffindor. A Forbidden Love, nonetheless. Slytherin vs Gryffindor. Dark vs Light. No Dark lord around but hatred between the feuding families seems to continue. Can they still be together even if the world is against them? Especially if they are expected to lead the light and dark side eventually? Draco& fem Harry. Read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
When Lissa comes back into Fang's life, she proves surprisingly hard to get rid of. But Max is coming back in ten days...so he enlists the help of the Flock. Chaos ensues. Can they get rid of Lissa in time? Currently taken down, pending rewrite.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Baby Gods and Goddesses! by StarryLuv reviews
By some freak accident the gods/Goddesses are turned into babies. And it's up to Percy and the crew to watch them until this is fixed! And how is Hermes behind this? Rated T for Minor swears! * Author has passed...Up for adoption read the final chapter *
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011
The Diary of Ron Weasley by Fire The Canon reviews
I haven't been able to leave her side. Not once. I'm sitting in Shell Cottage, holding her hand while I write this. She's asleep. I'm just hoping she's okay. I'm willing her to be okay. Harry has come in and out of the room every now and then. But he just doesn't care. Well, he cares, but not like I do. I get that now. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 119 - Words: 121,743 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Law of Averages by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Harry is fed up with being used and emotionally abused by the long line of lovers he's chosen in the past. A conversation with Ron makes him think that maybe he should let the lover choose him. He never would have anticipated where this path would lead him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] - Complete
A Maurader Reading Of : The Darkness Within by MissMoonyLover reviews
Adaption of "The Darkness Within" by Kurinoone. Currently being reworked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Can I Be Your Prom Date? by CeliaEquus reviews
Bruce has a dilemma; prom is coming up, and he has a big-time crush on Tony Stark, the coolest kid in school. WIth only a week until prom, will he pluck up enough courage to ask Tony to the dance? Based on a Kink Meme prompt. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. High school AU.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Don't Mess with the Cabins by Retrobution reviews
Due to boredness Travis and Connor Stoll decide to prank all cabins. Will the pranks be a success or a failure? For this there will only be thirteen cabins including the Hades one. *Currently on HIATUS.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,453 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
Camp Mental Institution by vandals.and.scandals reviews
For Valerian, official Queen of Glitter according to his friends, the camp his dad is planning on sending him to is like a mental institution. It's a place for 'people like him' but the reality is that people do judge you. But can you live like that?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,607 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
I'm Still Bad, Baby by casperthefriendlyghost27 reviews
Kurt has changed his whole appearance after a failed romance with Blaine, and Puck notices. Puck, now an out bisexual, has felt himself being drawn to Kurt who is now his best friend. Quinn just wants her two friends together so she doesn't have to deal with them pining for each other. Then a plan is hatched. features Skank!Kurt and a slightly less badass Puck. Puckurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
A New Life for Harry Potter by Donna.Noir23 reviews
When Harry gets hit by a curse that turns him into a girl his life turns upside down.The prophecy no longer valid Harry gains the attention of the Dark Lord for another reason.Friends become enemies,enemies become lovers.A/U,OOC,bad Dumbles.Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,601 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Kurt's Gamble by The Drowned World reviews
Kurt is tired of being the golden boy, and living with Finn, and being picked on. When he snaps, it's an explosion no one sees coming. But when Kurt uses Puck to try to shake up his image, things get...complicated. Kurt/Puck. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,153 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
As Normal As Demigodly Possible by iamamedicaldoctor reviews
Annabeth and Percy just wanted some time to be normal for once, but The Fates had other plans. They have to try to make sense of why a little blonde boy and two Hispanic teens might mean the end of the world. And what in Zeus's name does Athena have to do with it? Old friends, new friends, and timeless secrets are revealed as the story goes on. Art by Burdge. *NOW REVISED*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,641 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
This Is Our Story by KurtbastianJust reviews
Kurt leads an interesting life as a tutor and counselor for were's in his city. Anything can happen on a day to day basis when he's surrounded by vampires, wolves, panthers, foxes and leopards. But Kurt finds once you live life with these people the ones you have to worry about are the humans. Pairings: Kadam, Kurtbastian, Kunter, Minor!Klaine, Churt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Kurt H., Sebastian S., Chandler K., Adam - Complete
Becoming Something by Solapuddle reviews
Follows the basic plot of The Perks of Being a Wallflower, except centered around Patrick and Charlie's relationship, which will diverge from the original plot. What would have happened if Patrick was the one Charlie fell in love with? A complicated Patrick x Charlie love story from Patrick's POV.
Perks of Being a Wallflower - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Patrick, Charlie
Gender and its (lack of) Importance by AITRain reviews
An introspection on the Doctor as a woman and the things that would change. (Or: in which some people give way too many fucks and River can't find any to give.) Always-a-girl!Doctor and always-a-boy!River. Pairings: male!River x female!Doctor. Genderswap.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Max the God by X.LoVeIsPaInFuL.X reviews
The flock kicks Max out and she is found by the gods. She is turned into a goddess and the Flock end up being demigods. What happens when they are placed in her cabin? Will she get over her anger? After Max and the Last Olympian.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Max
Checkmate by Iffy Jr reviews
Tony/Loki high school AU. "Tony's life is complete. He's got his friends and his enemies, and he doesn't need anybody else. Thor's little brother sticks himself in anyway, though, and it's just way to much work to push him away. What's the worst that could happen? Nobody's ever beaten him at a game of chess anyway." COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Tuesdays by DrinkingAlcoholicRainbows reviews
He pointed at Percy's chest, who immediately tried to cover it up, and exclaimed, "I've seen a few balls smaller than those bazoongas. Can I touch them, just to, uh, see if they're real?" :: Annabeth Chase did not like Mondays. She's starting to not like Tuesdays as well. Because Tuesday was the day she got a girlfriend. And she didn't cheat on Percy, nope; the girl was Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Apollo - Complete
True Happiness by i.am.a.wiLD.one reviews
Aspiring writer, Elena Gilbert, is fresh out of high school and thinks that she is happy. However, when she meets rich millionaire, Damon Salvatore, she realises that she she hasn't known true happiness until she found him. Warning! Lots of smut! To those who love smut in a story, you will be pleased!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,679 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Elena G., Damon S.