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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4058 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,477 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3793 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Too Late by Zavocado reviews
When Blaine came out at sixteen, everything changed. Fifty years in the future, sixteen year old Kurt is still hiding himself away, lost in the misery of a friendless high school life with only the memories of a dark-haired, kind boy who helped him when his mother died. A story of lost chances, saviors, and how love transcends the limits of Time. soulmates!Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,840 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kurt H., Burt H., Carole H., Blaine A. - Complete
We Need To Talk by darrenchris6 reviews
A series of awkward moments between Burt and our favorite boys. Fluff, hilarity, and awkwardness ensues. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,629 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You Are Brilliant! by azehcaz reviews
Harry Potter/Dr. Who cross over. When the Doctor crash lands in the Forbidden Forest at Hogwarts, he is overly excited to be meeting the legends of the books. But is everything as JK Rowling wrote it to be?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Ride by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Blaine is pretty popular in his city of Long Beach, CA. Summer is here and he's ready to spend it with friends- BMX bike riding in the skate park and surfing when the waves are perfect. Flirting with girls is a definite. But when a new kid from Ohio shows up, Blaine finds himself wanting to share all these things with him, too. But Kurt's just his friend, right?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 458,384 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sketchy Relations by xXPandaLawlsXx reviews
Kurt Hummel is a quiet, shy boy who really just wants to be left alone.Kurt Hummel is a Mystery and Blaine Anderson,along with his friends, are going to figure this beautiful boy out if its the last thing they do. Full Summary inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,988 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Unbreakable Bonds by ColferPervertSoldier reviews
Kurt and Carson Hummel were as close as twins could possibly be. Practically inseperable since birth. Meant to be together, you could say. Too bad life and love isn't as easy as we'd like it to be. THIS STORY INVOLVES TWINCEST AND MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH. Co-written with the awesome Carol :D
Crossover - Glee & Struck by Lightning, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 477,478 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
Psychosomatically Erasing You by Captain Vox reviews
John thinks that perhaps he's spent too much time here with Sherlock. Sherlock thinks that if John leaves, who is going to tell him, "Bit not good"? M for language and later adult content. It gets dark. You're forewarned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Roommates by nellie12 reviews
ABANDONED WORK IN PROGRESS-FEEL WELCOME TO READ THE REWRITE "SOUTH OF HOUSTON STREET" INSTEAD Kurt is an NYU student who is pleased with the way his life has turned out. He left Lima, now getting to enjoy living in NYC with a great boyfriend and a wonderful job. Then his new friend Rachel's younger brother Blaine turns that upside down.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 208,715 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Second Fall by Zavocado reviews
When no direction feels like its up, and no decision seems right, Blaine and Kurt find their own strength within themselves after their relationship ends. But can they really say goodbye after everything they've shared and meant to each other? Does a broken heart also mean losing your best friend? Post-TBU reunion Klaine, AU, deviates from canon after 4.04
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,196 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Complete
Identical by nellie12 reviews
When Burt gets one too many calls from his twin sons' school, the Ohio Congressman finds himself enrolling Kurt and Carson in Dalton Academy. His hopes are that they'll stay out of trouble while he's in the capitol. Of course, that's a long shot, but nothing beats a failure but a try. Struck by Lightning/Glee crossover of sorts. Eventual Klaine. I obviously own neither.
Crossover - Glee & Struck by Lightning, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Kurt H.
Abduction by mushs-grl13 reviews
Blaine goes missing. After a date with Kurt, he leaves for the night, but the next morning his car is still outside of Kurt's house. Kurt knows something terrible has happened. Who kidnapped Blaine and why? What does the kidnapper intend to do to him?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The World isn't Watching us Break Down by CrissColferL0ve reviews
SIDEWAYS ONE SHOT: Takes place at the beginning of chapter 34 of Sideways. Kurt and Blaine make the most of their time together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bowties Are Better by kellyb321 reviews
Kurt gets Blaine a little too wound up in public. Blaine will have his revenge when they're alone, but only on HIS terms. Mentions of other Warblers, but only in passing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Somatic Sense by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. PWP. Very, very smutty. Kurt and Blaine discovering more sexy things about each other and sex itself.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Igniting Sam's Fire by thejake1010 reviews
Set after Graduation, Sam wants to be the leader of the New Directions next year, so he plans a camping trip for the whole club. While in the woods, some unexpected sparks fly and Sam starts to question some things... Rated M for future sex scenes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sam E., Blaine A.
Neither A Soldier Nor A Gentleman by Francesca Wayland reviews
Missing scenes from the end of ASiB, which unfold over the span of about 48 hours. How does Sherlock actually escape from the Karachi insurgents himself, and what happens when an adrenaline-filled Sherlock finds Irene waiting for him in his hotel room right after his audacious rescue? *COMPLETE*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,928 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Mine and Yours by Chazzam reviews
Side-fic for The Sidhe if you haven't read The Sidhe, this will make no sense , wherein Kurt finally confronts that horrible boy at the supply store.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sweat by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Kurt was having a bad day until he found badboy!Blaine in the boy's locker room, furiously swinging at the school's punching bag. Sweat shouldn't be so attractive. They talk and get to know each other really, really well.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,587 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I Feel The Chemicals Kicking In by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, car sex, and love! Fluff Slash Klaine M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,823 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sideways by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 203,900 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Whole New World by Zavocado reviews
Blaine's thirteen when "things" start changing and problems arise. It doesn't help that his sister, Rachel, always seems to walk in at the most inopportune moments. Eventual Klaine relationship. Masturbation, smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Blaine A., Rachel B. - Complete
Quality Time by Chazzam reviews
Future!Fic: Kurt and Blaine take their daughter shopping for her very first bra. And Blaine has come prepared.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Awkward by xcrysto reviews
Being in a 'relationship' with the time-travelling daughter of your two best friends can sometimes make things rather...awkward...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
An Unexpected Surprise by BlueSteelLove1207 reviews
Blaine and Kurt shared the perfect night without thinking of the consequences. Two months later, they get an unexpected surprise when Kurt hears some interesting news. Will their love be able to handle the stress of their situation. Mpreg! Klaine!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The HummelBerry Situation by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
The First Time by khal-blaine reviews
My headcanon of Kurt and Blaine's first time. Bottom!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Awkward Encounters of New Directions and Blaine by LunaDragonPoet reviews
The New Directions and Blaine have some pretty interesting and awkward encounters through Kurt. This is a series of one shots descibing different encounters they have throughout the year. Rating will go up depending on the one shots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,350 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Running, Flirting and Escaping by cutiegemma123 reviews
Hello, this is my first story so please be nice This is just the first chapter i will try and get more up as soon as i can, Thanks for reading
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Physical Altercations and Informative Sessions by SunnyRea reviews
Mycroft, checking up on his brother yet again, gets a surprise story of a fight. Brother fighting, John doctoring, and all around amusement!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Firsts by xcrysto reviews
"Well you didn't even wear white," the Doctor grins at her. "I thought we could at least follow one tradition." It's only River Song's first night in the Stormcage, and her Doctor has already come to whisk her away.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
A Second Chance by midatlantic reviews
Future fic! Blaine is a Social Worker in Columbus, OH working with troubled teens in a residential home. Kurt is lost to him in the stratosphere of Hollywood. A talented 16 year old boy is the catalyst that brings their worlds crashing back together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,789 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Chris Colfer is a Professional by cheesygrinsandpursedlips reviews
Chris Colfer never has crushes on his coworkers because he is a professional. But sometimes Darren makes that standard hard to abide by. Especially when he acts so much like a puppy and makes delicious hot chocolate. Darren/Chris and Kurt/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Weekend at Blaine's by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #8, but can be read alone. Blaine's parents are away and Kurt is Blaine's guest. A party is thrown, choices are made, a video may or may not find its way onto the internet, and a debauched yet intimate weekend ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Science of It by mojober reviews
"How could anyone so smart not understand such a basic human need as love?" Molly spends the night with Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete