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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

NOTICE: My fan fiction has been acting really weird strangely, and some of my stories are not coming out right, so I have been deleting them and then re-uploading some of the chapters. Sorry for any problems.

Any ways, I love new idea's and what people think, so in all of my Fanfics, Flames and compliments are all welcomed! x Feel free to speak your mind out. Also if you have any questions about anything, then please dont hesitate to send a message, I'll always reply as soon as possible.

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I am a very big Anime/Manga fan, especially Naruto (My Fav XD!), Bleach, Skip Beat and Kuroshitsuji! Don't be surprised if all of my fanfics are Naruto though, but requests are welcome.


JOKE

A teacher gave her Ninja class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ino said, "My mother's owns a flower shop and we have a lot of flowers. One time we were taking our flowers from the market in a basket on the front seat of a carriage when we hit a bump in the road and all the Flowers and seeds went flying and got squashed and made
a mess." "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your Flowers in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher.

Next little shy Hinata raised a hand and said, "Our family are very elegant. But the women classify in the noble clans clothes. We had a man come in one time, he specialized in silk. We paid him money for 40 outfits, but we only received 10 and the others were fake. The moral of this story is dont rely on strangers ." "That was a fine story Hinata. Naruto, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, Sensei! Pervy sage told me this story about Grandma Tsunade. She was once in a mission during a Desert Storm and her items got lost. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of Sake, A scroll and a Machete. So .. she drank the Sake on the way across so it wouldn't get lost aswell. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy Jounin Ninja'! She killed 50 of them with the scroll until she couldn't use it any longer! Then she killed 20 more with the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the last 30 with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said Iruka, the teacher, "what kind of moral did Jiraiya tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay away from Grandma Tsunade when she's been drinking."

Hahaha, Lol ! I actually made this up with an idea from another similar joke! ;P


JOKE 2

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

I laughed at this, because it is so True! TRUE FACT, LADIES ! x


Joke 3

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

Hahahaha, and i thought it was going to be dirty when i first read it !


Joke 4

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

LOL, this is just classic! But thats all for now!


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LigHter SidE oF The DarK by TranquilSapphire reviews
Delicate hands patted his back as Sakura walked around his body and hugged Mikoto who beamed and squeezed her back. He looked at his brother and said "my mate?" He turned around and looked. Yeah definitely my mate. Vamp fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vampire Prince by kyuubi108 reviews
Au: Sasuke the prince of vampires need a mate. Someone to grace his presence every day and night. Will he find it in a certain pink haired beauty? Or will he be alone forever?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,313 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
From Dusk to Dawn by Sakura no Furuoi reviews
Vampire story...SakuraXSasuke...Sakura moves back to Konoha to find that the entire town is superstitious about vampires...could they be real? Hopefully, lemons in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,795 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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In denial because of You reviews
"What could be wrong about someone so perfect?" "I don't know! Maybe he picks his nose, wears Stars and Stripes boxers and sings "God Bless America" while shagging." Ino laughed. "It's more likely he's gay. They say all good-looking guys are gay." I giggled and with the phone still in between my shoulder and ear, turned around and came face to face with Sasuke. Shit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,783 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Midnight Vampires : No Escape reviews
Sakura and the girls are on a boring history school trip. But it suddenly becomes much more interesting when they discover graves with 5 male names on them.Then they find themselves on a horror journey back in time. What are the guys?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,733 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sleepover: FAIL reviews
When a sleepover at Ino's turns into a disaster, the girls can't think of a better way to make themselves feel better other than by getting the guys back. And what better way to get them back then by humiliating them in front of all Konoha? But with every action, there is a consequence, and soon everyone starts to regret their actions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.