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Joined 10-14-11, id: 3339870, Profile Updated: 01-20-13
Author has written 14 stories for Hunter X Hunter, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, One Piece, Bleach, Sankarea/さんかれあ, Psyren, Magi/マギ, Shinobi Life/シノビライフ, and Magico/マギコ.

Hello! Welcome to my profile!

Here goes:

Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, Rave Master, Fairy Tail, Psyren, MARS, Soul Eater, Tsubasa Reservior Chronicles, xxxholic, Prince, Shinobi Life, Air Gear, Skip Beat, Gakuen Alice, Kimi no Todoke, En Passant, Vampire Knight, The World God Only Knows, 666Satan, Barajou no Kiss, Advent of Snow White to Hell, Full Metal Panic, Fullmetal Alchemist, Eyeshield 21, Prince of Tennis, ARISA, AAA, HunterxHunter, Red River, Ayashi no Ceres, Fruits Basket, Black Bird, Kachou wa maid sama, Umineko no nako koro ni, Ruroni Kenshin, Kingdom Hearts, Black Cat, Ouran High School Host Club, ARAGO, Dengeki Daisy, The One, Monochrome Factor...

Best Romantic Plot:

Mahiro and Azuki from Bakuman (SO META)

Maka and Soul (Bookish girl X Bad Boy, how much more classic can you get?)

Kyoko and Ren from Skip Beat (Long, long complicated story. But unusual, and SO worth it.)


Hottest BL Pairings
(warning, if you don't like BL, just don't read this section):

Shizuo X Izaya (I just like it when couples yell and throw things at each other. It's hot.)

Kurogane X Fai (Helps that Fai looks like a girl...actually, no, it doesn't.)

Mikoto X Munakata (SO. MUCH. UST. But they shouldn't have put audio in for Mikoto's last words...TT.TT)

Hottest Guys in anime:

Kagetora from Shinobi Life. A skilled ninja, dedicated to his princess, who doesn't allow himself to fall in love. *fangirl swoon*

Kou from Black Bird. Yes he looks like a girl, but his actions are DEFINITELY not. He's sexy anyway.

Kaede from Barajou no Kiss. There are times when I just stare. Excellent translation by the way. Good job, Translators!

Hottest Girls in anime:

Sakura from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles. Oh god she's pretty. Every. Single. Freaking. Pose. Clamp, you female witches you...

Seri Awashima from K.


Pick 10 characters from an anime and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!

K Project

1. Shiro

2. Neko

3. Red King Mikoto

4. Yata Misaki - Red Clansman

5. Colorless King

6. Blue King Munakata

7. Black Dog Kuro

8. Saruhiko Fushimi - Blue Clansman

9. Seri Awashima - Blue Clanswoman

10. Kukuri

1 (Shiro) woke you up in the middle of the night?

What? No! Lemme go back to sleep. I'll deal with it later.

Number 2 (Neko) asked you to go out with her?

I thought only dogs needed walks. But okay, sure! You're so cute

Number 3 (Mikoto) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Can we...reverse roles? That would be glorious.

4 (Yata Misaki) announced he's going to marry 9 (Seri Awashiima) tomorrow?

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! YATA BELONGS TO SARUHIKO FUSHIMI! And Seri is mine. :P

5 (The Colorless King) cooked you dinner?

Waver for a long time between running away and sitting down to eat, and eventually just eat the food anyway.

6 (Munakata) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Take a picture and then run away fangirl screaming.

7 (Kuro) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Nod slowly, very slowly, and then fall over in a dead faint.

8 (Fushimi) got into the hospital somehow?

Oh, you brat. You're so good at getting into places!!!

9 (Seri Awashima) made fun of your friends?

Slap her across the face and then cry in a corner because one of my idols doesn't like me.

10 (Kukuri) ignored you all the time?

Start asking her for food constantly, with a Shiro-smile on my face.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Shiro) do?

They might start hunting him down instead T.T, so I don't wanna involve him, poor thing.

You're on a vacation with number 2 (Neko) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Neko) do?

Cry in sympathy? I mean, her powers aren't very healing. It'll be okay, Neko, I still love you anyways!

It's your birthday. What will 3 (Mikoto) give you?

If we're close, a nozzle on the head. If he loves me, a nozzle on the head. Either way, he's not a 'present' kind of guy.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Yata Misaki) do?

Put me on his awesome skateboard and GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE! And he'd be laughing like mad, cause he's crazy.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Colorless King) do?

...He's probably the one that possessed me and is causing me to do it...

You're about to marry number 10 (Kukuri). What's 6's (Munakata) reaction?

Push his glasses up and have a very, very neutral reaction.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Kuro) cheer you up?

Chase the guy down and threaten to execute him? Hm, I'm starting to like him as a brother!

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Fushimi) calm you down?

Call me embarrassing nicknames. Anything to get me to shut up, I guess. He could just buy me a cake.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Seri) support you?

Distract my opponent, if he's male. If its a female, she'll probably be just as effective.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Kukuri) do?

If she's still ignoring me, she'll probably just stare at me awkwardly. If I've converted her into my best buddy, she'll laugh crazily too. And snort.

Number 1 (Shiro) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he's so full of knowledge and gentleness and has a seriously pretty parasol.

2 (Neko) tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Seri). Your reaction?

Um.

You're dating number 3 (Mikoto) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

YES! SCOREEEEEE!! Of course they won't get along! He'd probably burn down their house or something.

Number 4 (Yata Misaki) loves number 9 (Seri) as well. What does that mean?

Seri, Seri...Why is it always you? TT.TT

Will number 5 (The Colorless King) and 6 (Munakata) ever kiss?

I pray to the dear heavens that I'm there to see that.

6 (Munakata) appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Somehow get Mikoto to kick his ass in a fight and remind him where his true love is.

You had a haircut and 7 (Kuro) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

The back of my shirt is torn. Oh god. My shirt's torn. Help me sew it back, Kuro!

Number 8 (Fushimi) thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

It’s okay! You don't need love, you pretty-faced psychopath! Just keep on torturing Yata and you'll get all the satisfaction you need from life.

Number 9 (Seri Awashima) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

I could give a really disturbing answer to this or I could just eat the bagel. I'll eat the bagel.

10 (Kukuri) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay?

For. Ever. She'd be perfect there! She just seems like the perfect store owner/clerk/cashier girl.

1(Shiro) offers you a CD. Considering his/her tastes, do you listen to it?

Ballet music! Yay! Sure, but I bet my sister would like it more.

2 (Neko) suddenly goes emo. How does 8 (Fushimi) feel about this?

He's not alone anymore! Yay...

3 (Mikoto) told 6 (Munakata) she started her period.

:O Oh my god. SCORE!!!! THEY CAN FINALLY MAKE BABIES TOGETHER!!!! (Sorry, they're just...one of my favorite pairings.)

4 (Yata Misaki) slaps 9 (Seri Awashima) with a fish for going out with 7 (Kuro).

Oooh, burned! That's Kuro: 2, Yata: 0

5 (Colorless King) cusses 2 (Neko) out in German. 3 (Mikoto) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

Stride magnificently out of the bush and stab the Colorless King through the heart. Then, maybe pet Neko. Because honestly, who can resist?

6 (Munakata) got high.

Shame on him!

7 (Kuro) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Yes, Onii-chan, you're very good at sewing dresses. There is still no way in hell that I'll wear pink. But it looks good on you. You should wear it more.

8 (Fushimi) reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Impossible love and gushy romantic plots.

9 (Seri) can't stand 1 (Shiro) , so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?

Ooh, this could get nasty...I have no idea. But Shiro...basically, run.

10 (Kukuri) starts working at a bar.

She'd look perfect there too.

2 (Neko) comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 1 (Shiro).

Well, that answers something I've wondered about for a long time...

Number 3 (Mikoto) decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Hell yeah.

4 (Yata Misaki) and 7 (Kuro) compete on DDR. Who wins?

Kuro: 3, Yata: 0. But wait, Yata-chan is more the breakdancer type. So Kuro:2, Yata: 1.

5 (The Colorless King) is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

...I really don't wanna know.

6 (Munakata) and 1 (Shiro) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Politics.

7 (Kuro) stalks 9 (Seri) home. 10 (Kukuri) sees this. What does she do?

Wave cheerily at him and start stalking Seri too. Because everyone wants to know where Seri lives.

8 (Fushimi) buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

Oh. Reprogram it with the highest level internet security and excellent hacking tools and wonderful programs and then do his diabolical computer stuff all day long. Fushimi is a computer guy, no doubt about it.

Have you ever read a 6/10 (Munakata/Kukuri) fic? Do you want to?

No. Just no.

Do you think 4 (Yata Misaki) is hot? How hot?

Yes, he's hot. In a bad boy sort of way. Earphones, skateboard, hat thing, red hair, green eyes...*dreamily trails off*

What would happen if 7 (Kuro) got 8 (Fushimi) pregnant?

I knew this was a BL anime...I knew it.

Can you recall any fics about 9 (Seri) ?

Not really, actually. That's...not right. That's wrong. That's just...I'm in shock. REAL LIFE PEOPLE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Would 2 (Neko) and 6 (Munakata) make a good couple?

...Sure.

5X9 (Colorless King x Seri) or 5X10 (Colorless King x Kukuri)? Why?

Actually, Kukuri. I mean, he went for her before...but only to possess her...God, this is so screwed up.

Make up a summary for a 3/10 (Mikoto/Kukuri) fic.

He was the Red King hiding a terrible secret. She was a kind angel who fell from the sky, appearing before him during his darkest moments. Can she save him from himself? Or is it her role to be his guardian angel and guide him to heaven? (Wow, that one got away from me really fast)

Is there any such thing as 1X8 (Shiro/Fushimi) fluff?

No, but it will happen eventually. Come on, you know it too.

Suggest a title for a 4X7 (Yata/Kuro) hurt/comfort fic.

Stray Dog.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Mikoto) yet?

Nope.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 2 (Neko)?

No.

Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5 (Neko/Yata/Colorless King)?

Could this possibly be any more random and answer-less? No.

If you wrote a Song-fic about 8 (Fushimi), what song would you choose?

One of the songs by evanascence. The one that starts with "I'm going under"

If you wrote a 1/3/6 (Shiro/Mikoto/Munakata) fic, what would the warning be?

M-RATED. Possibility of a major natural disaster and character death. Prepare yourselves.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Colorless King)?

There wasn't one. But I bet I should write one about how he's so lost. I'm good at that.

1 (Shiro) and 7 (Kuro) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Seri) runs off with 4 (Yata). 1 (Shiro), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 2 (Neko) and a brief unhappy affair with 10 (Kukuri) then follows the wise advice of 5 (Machi) and finds true love with 3 (Mikoto).

This is perfection.


Also, I need to poke a little bit of fun at my sister, who wrote about Hunter X Hunter characters.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Leorio, what song would you choose?

My sister's response: Um…I need a Doctor?

Me: DR. FEEL GOOD!!!!


Stupid Things found on Other Stupid Things:

1. Children's Asprin: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

16. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

23. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

24. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

25. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

26. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

27. On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children."

28. On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

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The 100 Laws of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1) Law of Metaphysical Irregularity - The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2) Law of Differential Gravitation - Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3) Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics - In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4) Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion - In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5) Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion - The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves; Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6) Law of Temporal Variability - Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7) First Law of Temporal Mortality – “Good Guys” and “Bad Guys” both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
Note: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in “Malletspace” or something...

#8) Second Law of Temporal Mortality - It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the “Bad Guys” are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9) Law of Dramatic Emphasis - Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10) Law of Dramatic Multiplicity - Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a “Good Guy” kicks the “Bad Guy” in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11) Law of Inherent Combustibility - Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary: Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary: Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12) Law of Phlogistatic Emission - Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13) Law of Energetic Emission - There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14) Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude - The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary: Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon...

#15) Law of Inexhaustibility - No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and/or unconscious.

#16) Laws of Inverse Accuracy - The accuracy of a “Good Guy” when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the “Bad Guys” when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases (Also known as the Storm Trooper Effect).
Example: A “Good Guy” in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of “Bad Guys” firing on a “Good Guy” standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary: The more “Bad Guys” there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary: Whenever a “Good Guy” is faced with insurmountable odds, the “Bad Guys” line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary: Whenever a “Good Guy” is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the “Good Guy” from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary: The more times the “Bad Guy” fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17) Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability - Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18) Law of Hemoglobin Capacity - the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19) Law of Demonic Consistency - Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20) Law of Militaristic Unreliability - Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
First Corollary: Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21) Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22) Law of Inconsequential Undetectability - People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23) Law of Juvenile Intellectuality - Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying...

#24) Law of Americanthromorphism - Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny “Bad Guy” or a big stupid “Good Guy”.
First Corollary: The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect).
Second Corollary: The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors (true).
Third Corollary: Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome “Good Guys”.

#25) Law of Mandibular Proportionality - The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26) Law of Feline Mutation - Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) Be female.
2) Will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) Wear as little clothing as possible, if any (a definite plus).
4) Rare would this apply to male half-cat/half-human mutations (though they exist out there).

#27) Law of Conservation of Firepower - Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28) Law of Technological User-Benevolence - The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29) Law of Melee Luminescence - Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for “Good Guys” and red for “Bad Guys”. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30) Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism - All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31) Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability - Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32) Law of Follicular Permanence - Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33) Law of Topological Aerodynamics - ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34) Law of Probable Attire - Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability): All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability): Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence): The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai... it is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (Re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35) Law of Musical Omnipotence - Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more “simple things”, such examples would be like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36) Law of Quintupular Agglutination - Also called “The Five-man Rule”, when “Good Guys” group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37) Law of Extradimensional Capacitance - All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (also known as The Hammer Rule): The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38) Law of Hydrostatic Emission - Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39) Law of Inverse Attraction - Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary: Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40) Law of Nasal Sanguination - When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections (no that occurs in H-manga sometimes), nope, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes mean smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds (though it’s very rare), but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41) Law of Xylolaceration - Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42) Law of Juvenile Omnipotence - Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43) Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia - There is no Law #43.

#44) Law of Nominative Clamovocation - The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45) Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis - Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys” witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it (unless they’re smart to try an action but then again such an action doesn’t exist much).

#46) Law of Flimsy Incognition - Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47) Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission - All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48) Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism - If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary: When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the “Walking Against the Wind” stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic “Aaaaagh!”, and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49) Law of Female Wrath - If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor"). This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff, Sniff)

#50) Law of Artistic Perversion - Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression...

#51) Law of Uninterruptable Nominative Clamovocation - This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys” witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the “Dragon Slave Phenomenon”)

#52) Law of Telepathic Obliviousness - Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC! The reasons for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53) Law of Chromatic Diversity - Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54) Law of Old Man Comic Relief - Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man, alien, or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary: If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55) Law of the Wise Old Man - Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56) Law of Omnipotent Unreliability - Any “Bad Guy” with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the “Good Guy” until it is too late.
First Corollary: All “Bad Guys” suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all “Bad Guys” to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the “Good Guy”.
Second Corollary: No “Bad Guy” may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the “Good Guy”.
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just fooled by the “Good Guy”.
d) The “Bad Guy” has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57) Law of Minimum Corneal Volume - Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman...

#58) Law of Electrical Charges in Hair - Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look.

b) A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59) Law of Ammunition Accuracy - When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods) non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to “standard” or “lethal” shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60) Law of Active Female Attraction - In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61) Law of Sweat Pore Variability - When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from a 7-11 shop.

#62) The Law of Inverse Training Time - A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63) Law of Needs to Few and Many - The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64) Law of Bad Humor - Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65) Law of Extreme Anger - Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape (see law #49).

#66) Law of Differentiated Gravitation - The following occur:
First Corollary: If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity “jumping”.
Second Corollary” The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a “Bad Guy”. Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67) Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension - In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the “Bad Guy” inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68) Law of Coercive Vehicular Control - No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary: Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary: It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to “Bad Guy” characters, or “Good Guy” characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69) Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension - In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the “Bad Guy” usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70) Law of The Rushing Background Effect - Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71) Law of Interdimensional Hammers - Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (See Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72) Law of Instant Band-Aids - Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73) Law of Universal Edge Defense - Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender (Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime).

#74) Law of Intractable Sanity - There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition)
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or...
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75) Law of Celestial Body Control - At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76) Law of Aura of Forgetfulness - Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77) Law of Cool Hair Factor - The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78) Law of Inverse Coping - Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79) Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability - The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80) Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics - If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81) Law of Shades/Coolness Factor - Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82) Law of Hentai Plot - The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83) Law of Understatement - Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible.
First Corollary: Any “Bad Guy” stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84) Law of Dormant Powers - Anytime a hero is somehow out powered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85) Law of Style Coefficient - In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (See Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86) Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor - Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the “Good Guy” because they’re EVIL! They usually get so cocky they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87) Law of Tableware Nonexistence - There IS no spoon.

#88) Law of Goofy Turn-Ons - In Hentai, ordinary pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89) Law of Penile Variance - All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90) Law of Hentai Female Characteristics - All Hentai women have the following characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91) Law of Vaginal Variance - Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92) Law of Hero Identification - All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93) Law of Cute Mascots - Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary: If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, which would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94) Law of The Force - Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95) Law of Naughty Tentacles - All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary: Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary: Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary: Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96) Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur.
First Corollary: A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97) Law of Healing - Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect")

#98) Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics - All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, has the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobic-ness
7) Emotionless (Uchiha Sasuke would be counted in this position.)

#99) Law of Sparkles - Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100) Law of Anime Events - Much like the WWE (and other forms of Pro Wrestling), anything and everything can happen.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14017 - Favs: 17,146 - Follows: 14,618 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fortune X Freedom X Fate by Colorless Butterfly reviews
She was just an ignorant coward who was too scared of living to die properly. He was just a psychopath who became interested in her ability to see what he had hidden for so long. After all, his hands are swathed in murderous black strings, while hers are starkly bare - so tell me, what kind of bloodied threads will connect them together? Hisoka X OC. Pre-Canon. ON HIATUS.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,244 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hisoka, OC
The Lost Night by Lyra Klaude reviews
"I knew what I was getting myself into. Killua was just like any normal, seventeen-year-old boy: An asshole. A gorgeous asshole. A gorgeous, strangely mysterious asshole. A gorgeous, strangely mysterious, deliciously intelligent, heart-poundingly possessive, frighteningly daring, temper-tantrums throwing, emerald-eyed asshole. The worst kind of asshole." Killua/OC
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 371,960 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Killua Z., OC
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Crying Skies by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Gaara loved it when it would rain even though it never really washed anything away. Drabblish Gaara Angst.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Gaara - Complete
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100 Cards reviews
100 Drabbles of the 100 Cards that Gon and Killua must obtain on Greed Island.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Gon F., Killua Z.
Book of Rituals reviews
A series of drabbles on how Shion and Emma slowly but steadily fall in love!
Magico/マギコ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Emma
Lies reviews
A short drabble about Gin's death, his relationship with Rangiku, and how he always, always wanted her to be the one that he never lied to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto
Brothers reviews
Return back in time...back to the days when Hitaki was still together with his brother...On a hilltop above the valley where they live, Toukichi makes Hitaki promise to become strong. But what is the true meaning of strength, in this cruel and beautiful land where feudal lords rule and ninja villages make war and wild beasts roam the wilderness?
Shinobi Life/シノビライフ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hitaki
The Sky Tree reviews
There are times of hardship, and times of laughter, times for conflict, and times of love. All of the Elmore children and their stories at Tengu's Root...facing the future bravely, because they have each other.
Psyren - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Frederica, Kyle
The Broken Mirror reviews
Created by the 12th division captain, Ayame walks a dangerous path between a failed experiment and a possible solution to the imbalance in soul society. All she wants is to belong. But how can she, when she is only a mirror put back together wrong?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, Shuuhei H.
Sinbad's Adventures reviews
When the first dungeon appeared, many people entered but never came out...Soon it became known as the Gate of Death. But one day, to their amazement, the doors opened and a boy came out with a blue djinn carrying treasures unheard of...This is his story.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sinbad - Complete
Gasoline, Sparks, and Chopsticks reviews
She had the spark of insanity. He had a spare can of gasoline. When they meet, what fires can they set?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Erika K., Walker Y.
Filming a Zombie reviews
On a warm sunny afternoon during the weekend, what are Chihiro and Sankarea doing?
Sankarea/さんかれあ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Chihiro F., Rea S. - Complete
Cold Dark Nights reviews
A short, dark fic on Babu's thoughts...WARNING! Contains gory descriptions.
Sankarea/さんかれあ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Babu - Complete
Moments In the Rain reviews
The sound of droplets hitting her umbrella, that she could hear. The lovely ripples in a nearby puddle, that she could see. All these were precious to her, stolen moments in the afterlife. Or rather – moments before the afterlife.
Sankarea/さんかれあ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Rea S., Chihiro F. - Complete
Captain vs Adjucar reviews
No plot, just fight scenes. The Adjucars created by Aizen have invaded Soul Society, nuisances thrown away to buy more time for him rather than deal real damage to the Shinigami. But some Adjucars are not all that weak after all...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Suì-Fēng, S. Komamura
Senritsu: Sound of Chains reviews
A short drabble on when Senritsu and Kurapika first met on the train! "Just like chains dragging over an icy wasteland..."
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Kurapika K. - Complete
A Debate on OCbility reviews
I have a character. Where should I put it? In One Piece or in Bleach? Both mangas or animes are renowned for their unbelievably HUGE cast of characters, but which can take an extra character easier? A HILARIOUS debate ensues! Click click!
Crossover - One Piece & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Complete