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Joined 10-14-11, id: 3339886, Profile Updated: 06-09-14
Author has written 11 stories for Powerpuff Girls, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, South Park, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Vampire Knight.

Hello fellow Anime/Cartoon freaks.

My favourite couples are:

Durarara!!- ShIzaya, KidaMika

South Park- Creek, Dip

Soul Eater- SoulxKid

Vampire Knight- KanamexZero (KaZe)

Naruto- SasoDei, SasuNaru

Yu-Gi-Oh!-Puzzleshipping, Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping, Puppyshipping

Kuroshitsuji- AloisxCiel

Hetalia- USUK, Spamano

Junjou Egoist- NowakixHiroki

Sekaiichi Hatsukoi- YukinaxKisa, TakanoxOnodera

Free!! Iwatobi Swim Club- RinxHaruka (SharkBait)

Death Note- LightxL, MattxMello

Ya gotta love yaoi!

Favourite Animes: Hetalia, Junjou Egoist, Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Free!! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Favourite Colours: Black, white, purple, silver.

Favourite Sayings: "Screw you guys, I'm going home.", "Paaaassssstaaaa!".

What I Hate: Stupid people who think that they're being smart when they annoy you when they know that you will knock their front teeth in when you're given half a chance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mum.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.

REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.

REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... Here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.

REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.

REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.

REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.

REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you." and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me." when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, Sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.

REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.

REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.

REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.

REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.

REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.

REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

My favourite sayings- The man who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Time is a great teacher... Unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

I'm so clever some times I don't even know what I'm saying.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back when its starts to rain.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence. You tried.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say "Give me chocolate, you bastard!"

Never argue with an idiot, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you can't beat a computer at chess, then try kick-boxing.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Usually, it is an oncoming train.

Evening news start with "Good evening." Then continue telling you why it isn't.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one else is looking.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

They say hard work won't kill you, but why take the chance?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you fake that, you're good.

Where there's a will... There are five hundred relatives.

I used to have super powers. My therapist took them away.

Keep smilling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies, it gets them really confused.

I'd explain it to you, but your head would explode.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I don't get even, I get odder.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they makes a good excuse.

Excuse me while I try to find a container for my joy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

Main reason Santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I would choke it.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

If electricity comes from electrons, does Morality come from Morons?

Why does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same melody? ... Why are you singing both?

Inside me is a skinny woman crying to get out... I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate.

A cannibal gets passed by a marathon runner. he stops and licks his lips, "Mmmm... Fast food."

Death is hereditary.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Assassins do it from behind.

A flash-light is a case for holding dead batteries.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

When you cry, I will cry; When you laugh, I will laugh; When you jump out a window... I will laugh.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

My hockey mum can beat up your soccer mum.

Oh lord, give me patience. AND GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?

Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something." You walk over and stare at a wall. "Yeah, a lot more interesting."

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 5 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 3 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.

A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb?"

After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: "Do you want some more?" She said: "No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one..."

Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!"

Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you here today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"

Guy: What did you say? Girl: Well, what do you think you heard? Guy: I'd rather not repeat it... Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was, will we?

The road to success is always under construction.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

I love when people use the term "We're expecting." when they talk about pregnancy, it makes it sound like there could be multiple outcomes. "Yeah, we're expecting a baby... But it could be an elephant."

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.

Some people just need a high five... In the face... With a chair.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what's your plan? Sincerely, not very well thought out.

That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs.

If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Dear maths, I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Dear life, when I said can my day get any worse... It was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

The next time someone says "Paper beats Rock" I will throw a rock at their face while they hold up a sheet of paper, let's see who wins that round.

"Would you like a table?" "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, carpet for five please."

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I am not retreating, I am advancing in a different direction.

Boys are like Slinkys; pointless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk but they spend the other half telling us to sit down and shut up.

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like "Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying "You're next."

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid, post this on your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those anti-manga people, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you ever skipped homework to watch anime, add this to your profile.

If you love animals copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated had your sides cramp, or all of the above, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think people are out to piss you off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HATE school, copy and paste this into your profile (I hate waking up in the morning at half 6 to catch the bus!)

If a part of your soul died when Sasori did, copy and paste this to your profile.

If a part of your soul died when Deidara did, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spaz whenever something blows up, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you shout, "ART IS A BANG!" when you see fireworks, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laugh at socks puppets, Muppets, and the like and say, "Those are so NOT puppets.", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you laugh whenever you see the commercial for "Puppets Who Kill" and think "Oh my gosh, Sasori!", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile.

If you think all the Yamis in Yu-Gi-Oh are the reincarnation of sex gods, copy this to your profile.

If you love Yaoi/Shounen-ai, copy this to your profile.

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Ryou Bakura is super kawaii then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a Yami Bakura fangirl copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"

Ninety-eight percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Me, behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! If you had this childhood and loved it, copy and paste this into your profile.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!

To be or not to be... Technically that's not really a question.

You're a great friend. But if we're ever being chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.

The shin-bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When life gives you lemons... Throw them at the idiot who thought they would help.

If the opposite of pro is con, then what's the opposite of Progress?

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home when the time comes.

If you are born ugly blame your parents, but if you died ugly, blame your doctor.

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have their way.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for... Ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby... You're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we are!

If the people in horror movies listened to me they would still be alive.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I'm not arguing! I'm simply explaining why I'm right!
Never mistake silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Life is too short to date a douchebag.
Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off in front of others.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Thank you for making me realize that the purpose of my middle finger is to use it when words aren't enough.
Don't break anybody's heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206.
I'm a very nice person, but for you I'll make an exception.
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my home in just a speedo, I would probably attack him too.
I don't lie, I speak fiction.
I'm not stalking. I prefer the term close range people watching.
Always behave like a duck. Keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like hell underwater.
Women may not hit harder, but they do hit lower.
Forget growing balls, grow a vagina; those take a pounding.
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world in full of thin skinned people.
The way I see it: The more people hate me, the less people I have to please.
Life's all about ass. We're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or acting like one.
I hate it when some people call me insane or crazy. I prefer the phrase mentally hilarious.
Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
I don't need anger-management. I need people to stop making me angry.

-Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!

-Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits me!

-Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

-What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?

-Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.

-I have PMS and a gun... Now what were you saying?

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.


Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

Normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book, or kidnap Mokuba, and blame it on you!"

Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Yami Bakura and Yami Marik.

Normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME YAMI YUGI!"

Normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

Normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that (Yami) Marik and Malik have sent out their Rare Hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly (Yami) Marik or Malik.

Normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.

Normal people: Solve their problems by suing each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.

Normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

Normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Yugi is way too cute to be stupid.

Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Yami Marik or Yami Yugi is there.

Normal people: Would never buy too expensive things because they might run out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

Normal people: Think all white/grey-haired people are old.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Ryou is young and extremely cute while Bakura is young and super sexy, despite their white hair.

Normal people: Sing Lady Gaga.
Yu-Gi-Oh (Abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants, Brooklyn Rage and Pharaoh's Throne. (and receive many awkward stares)


On a bag of Frito's: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

. I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."

Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.
Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry.
Ever remember the quote "If you believe, you can do it!" Gah! Why is it that no matter how hard I believe, I CAN'T FLY!?
The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I think, therefore I get a headache.
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
You know what! Earth sucks, I'm going home!
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them!
"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."
Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Person # 1: Happiness is just around the corner.

Person # 2: Too bad the world is round!

I'm not afraid of death; what's it going to do, kill me?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends (I love you guys! :D)

Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought (I'M NEVER GOING BACK! D:)

There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and there is an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...


You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry butt!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday.

You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..."

I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. Maybe.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

Nothing's idiot-proof for a talented idiot.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live together in the same box.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

The opposite of love is not hate; it’s indifference

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing."

How do you drown a fish?

Don't look at me in that tone!

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its arse!"?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree.

You can blame all your problems on my two imaginary friends "Steve" and "Candy". They don't mind.

I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!

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All Roads Lead Home by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco is strong-armed into spending the first Christmas after the War with the Weasleys. And Harry Potter. WARNING(S) for slight angst and mentions of Fred Weasley's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Molly W. - Complete
Muggle Made by SweetSalt23 reviews
Who said that baking was boring? Especially if you have wandering hands and well placed icing. Hopefully our favorite pair don't get to messy, but who can count on that when all Harry wants to do is shag and all Draco wants to do is make a cake? WARNING MATURE MALE X MALE Harry x Draco Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The London Underground Book of Love by Children of the Shadows reviews
The cardinal rule of the London Underground is to never, ever make eye contact. It is a rule that, among many others, Sirius tends to follow despite his otherwise rebellious, non-rule-following nature. So the first time he makes eye contact with a human being in the subway comes as much of a shock to him as anyone else. Especially when he's unable to look away. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Lessons in Bujinkan by AkumaNoDanna reviews
SasoDei. The ordinary Friday martial arts training turns unordinary when upon entering the dojo Deidara finds out that his lesson won't be carried out by his Sensei, but another student named Sasori, Deidara's crush of over half a year. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Oops, Wrong Flat by fanfictor17 reviews
USUK Human!AU. What happens when your window doesn't lock, and your neighbour's brother gets drunk. Based on a tumblr post (link in story).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Angels are NOT Demons, right? by Kaila Azroth reviews
"I told you I'd tell you what I am!" he replies with anger. Light smirks which sends a sinking feeling in L's stomach. "Why yes you did. However I don't trust you so I ignored you." "So you kiss me? Are you gay?" he snarled One-shot. An Angel and a Demon encounter gone wrong...for the Demon L. Guess what happens :')
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Light Y., L
Running The Table by MistressKiko reviews
Eren just really wants Levi's help! AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
The Strange Attraction Syndrome by tiffanybane reviews
So much for Craig being asexual.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,288 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Redemption for the Forgotten by Artemis Fenir reviews
"He couldn't believe it, he really couldn't. The boy knew, saw right through his disguise. He slammed his fist against the wall, teeth barred and grinding. The boy was Gifted, and no one had warned him! The boy was now becoming more trouble than his undying soul was worth." Devil!Alfred x Human!Arthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Encounters in an Elevator by ringeddragonrawr reviews
Yami is a CEO and is interviewing for a new assistant. However, he finds that on his way up to his office he gets trapped in the elevator with one of his interviewees. One shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Medium by tweekers.luvs.u.16 reviews
Sometimes I wonder if God just hates me. I mean, making me fall in love with a blond, coffee-addicted ghost is just ridiculous. Almost laughable. And yet, it still happened to me. Creek. Some Bunny. USED TO BE CALLED 'EVERYTHING SUCKS'.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,308 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
How to Seduce Draco Malfoy by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Because it was all Narcissa's fault, really. Harry/Draco AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,826 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Found In Love by DeathByDarkness13 reviews
During a simple guitar session, Cupid decides to fire his arrow. Soul x Kid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2012 - [Death The Kid, Soul Eater] - Complete
Pornographic by Avenged2theSeventhfold reviews
Soul's day at the beach becomes uncomfortable *sucks at summaries* Not graphic despite the title
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Problematic by Yamiro reviews
Sleeping in one bed can be quite... problematic.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
An Odd Confession by LiveByTheStars reviews
Tweek is terrified of the ever-silent Craig. But a strange encounter leaves Craig's actions to be questioned. First story on here, R&R! T for Tweek's random screams of profanities :P
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Slut Drop! by LamiaDarkholm reviews
Kid is having a little trouble expressing how he feels for Soul, so Liz and Patty teach him a certain move that is guaranteed to win him over. Yaoi, don't like, don't read. SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Blue Blanket by kc creation reviews
When Shizuo was eight years old, he learned about being flawed. When he was fifteen, he learned about being lonely, and at twenty-five, he fell in love for the very first time.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Heads Up! by Spaikd reviews
There are only so many things a self-respecting Uchiha can do upon realizing he might have a thing for his best friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oil and Grease by WingsxOfxThexRaven reviews
What happens when Izaya meets am irresistible blond mechanic that who makes Izaya want to ride him more then the car?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Ghost Wants Yaoi by UnderTheGrave reviews
Shizuo and Izaya make a bet that they can last through the night at a haunted house together. But the ghost wants something they did not expect!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Are You Nervous Yet? by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
Shizuo and Izaya play a game of Are You Nervous Yet? Cute and fluffy, please Read and review!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Stay the Night With Me by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Fluff. Izaya's Birthday Fanfic. Shizuo, in his pajamas, sees Izaya in his pajamas for the first time. Needless to say he wastes no time in molesting Izaya. Izaya is a bit of a prude and refuses to show skin. -ONE SHOT-
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Beautiful Mess by MistressKiko reviews
AU - A prostitute is the last thing Heiwajima Shizuo expected to encounter that night. But Orihara Izaya may be able to teach the business tycoon a thing or two about living life. And look damn sexy while doing it. Based off Pretty Woman.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,159 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Bunkbeds by KillerMay reviews
Because Deidara is a ball of sunshine and Sasori is just delightful. Obviously, you've got them confused with somebody else. SasoDei, AU One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Thanks, Principal Victoria by The Truth's Lie reviews
Craig didn't understand it. He did everything to make Tweek know he liked him but nothing worked. He pulled the blonde's hair, called him names, he even pushed him down but still nothing! The eight year-old was confused beyond belief.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
SasoDei Reincarnation by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
He was a puppet, he couldn't feel, he couldn't know, he couldn't love, but maybe in the next life... Sasori is a famous artist, but what of Deidara?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fuck You, Love Craig by popuriFFic reviews
Craig tries to kill the class hamster and Tweek watches. Craig then decides to aim his spitballs at someone else, instead. CREEK, ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 112 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dormroom by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:AU:. I'M not gay...but I'm not too sure about my roommate... .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty Puzzle Jokes by DaakuKitsune reviews
Various dirty jokes I have heard at one place or another that I have improved into puzzleshipping. Thus, all pairings are YxY. Rated for perverted humor and... other stuff. xD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
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Every Alpha Needs An Omega reviews
Set in the world of Alphas, Betas and Omegas. Shizuo, an Alpha, is always fighting with Izaya, who he thinks is an Alpha or a Beta, but is he actually? What if he's something else altogether? Can these two solve their differences at last? Contains Shizaya, M-Preg, yaoi, KidaMikado, and Rated M for Lemon scenes and language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] [Mikado R., Masaomi K.]
Make My Blood Sing reviews
Izaya is taking Zero out for a break from his Prefect duties, to a Kareoke bar, no less. Who will they run into? ShizuoxIzaya and KanamexZero. Rated just for language (for now.)
Crossover - Vampire Knight & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/19/2014
A Monster's Clumsy Footsteps reviews
When cats, Shizuo, and Izaya are concerned, it brings nothing but problems... And a really clumsy Shizuo. Shizaya, mostly fluff, rated T for language.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
He Bullies You Because? Shower Love reviews
For my lovely and loyal reviewers, you asked me to write the love scene for He Bullies You Because?, and, after a long time of procrastination, it is finally finished. It could just be random sex for new readers though.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
He Bullies You Because? reviews
Craig has had it out for Tweek since they ended up in Hell's Pass, but does he actually hate the blond as much as he lets on? Will Tweek find out the reason why Craig pays as much attention to him as he does? Contains Creek, Dip, Bunny, Tyde and Style. Sort of a Drama, but has a lot of laughing as well.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
The Worst Beginnings Lead To The Best Endings reviews
Deidara has a new art teacher in his school; Sasori Akasuna. They both have depressing pasts, but Deidara's is worse, and it still continues. Can Sasori save the blond, and win his heart, at the same time? Mentions of violence and death of non-main characters, nothing too graphic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dream's Come True On A Stormy Night reviews
Hikaru is awake during a thunder storm when he hears a knock on his bedroom door. Do you think it's his little brother, afraid to be alone?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Maybe School Isn't So Bad After All reviews
Sasuke doesn't want to go to school, can our favourite blonde boy change that? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cupid's Arrow reviews
Valentine's Day, Buttercup can't stand it. Can an incedent with an arrow and her counterpart change that?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
MINE reviews
Boomer never really grew out of the 'mine' stage... ONESHOT
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bubbles, Boomer - Complete
Trouble For The Super Tots reviews
Kindergarden sucks-especially when your worst enemy sits next to you! But, what if you suddenly found out that they actually like you? The Powerpuffs find this out.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,254 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete