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aloha peoples you shall now read random stuff about mee!!! that you don't even care about.
so... when I didn't have an account, I promised myself that I wouldn't have an extremely long profile. I lied.
DESCRIPTION: Idk, ask a mirror.
-I hate: In PJO when Thalia and Nico are paired (eww they're cousins), When Thalia quits the Hunters, when characters go on quests (it's just not the same and they're usually pointless), when the characters are human but the author tries to fit in names, and reading about shows/movies because it's not the same as watching it. Also what's with the whole chaos thing? I'm getting annoyed. I also want to kill the Rachel haters. At the end of the Last Olympian it says that she gets along with Annabeth. Dear annoying authors, Rachel will NEVER become evil, and NO she will not threaten Annabeth's life. (WTF REALLY?!?!?!?)
PERCY JACKSON PAIRINGS
-Percy and Annabeth
-Percy and Rachel
-Luke and Annabeth
-Luke and Thalia
-Nico and Thalia
-Nico and OC
RANDOM FACT ABOUT PJO: AnnaBeth Chase - ABC
RANDOM FACT ABOUT ME: I HATE spinach, but I LOVE baby spinach.
STUFF I COPIED AND PASTED:
Put this in your profile
(Put this on your page if you like music)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
10. Only in America...do they have
Behind every successful man, is a woman doing all the work.
God created man before woman because you always need a rough draft!
Boys are like computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Boys are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Boys are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Q: What makes men chase after women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase after cars they have no intention of driving.
Never let your man’s mind wonder – it’s too little to be out on its own.
in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what Pluto use?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On Pine Nuts : "Warning May Contain Pine Nuts" (um... if it's not that, what else does it contain? Am I going to die? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!!!!)(yes that last part was from iCarly)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm... something must have gotten lost in the translation . . .)
On a children's fold-away stroller: Do not fold while child is in stroller. (Wouldn't that save time?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!
A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, do... something.
Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator
1)Crack open your bag, peer inside and ask, “Got enough air in there?”
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) "MEOW!" occasionally.
6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY, “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, how’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug!” then enforce it.
23) When the lift is going down, scream “We’re gonna die!”
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls (and you know a few cliffs heh heh whoops)
Please note: Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
I have a gun! Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?!
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder. Hey, I'm the one that pushed you!
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper then knives."
"Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright."
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?
Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"
I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply? Some cheese? (I added the cheese part because come on can you resist adding a friends quote?)
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?
I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.
It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.
I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, (psh no) so what's the speed of dark?
If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?
Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." (is this a bad thing? I mean what about the police that delivers pizza?)
I have Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia (Fear of long words) - AHHHHHHH!!! It's scary.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. (not really but I find this statement entertaining)
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.
One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive anyways.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.
The Evening News is where someone says "Good evening" and proceeds to tell you why it's not.
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.
Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
They laugh because we're losers . . . . I laugh because they just figured it out.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Be insane - well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
the thing your looking for is always in the last place you look (of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?)
Happiness is just around the corner! (too bad the world is round)
I'm not random, I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!!
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you,!"
Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.
I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
"Ma'am, we're surrounded!"
Haikus are random
93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'
MOTHER IN LAW:
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (I don't own this)
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Maroon 5 - Harder to Breathe, This Love, She Will Be Loved, Tangled, The Sun, Must Get Out, Sunday Morning, Through with You, Shiver, Not Coming Home, If I Never See Your Face Again (ft Rhianna), Won't Go Home Without You, Nothing Lasts Forever, Better That We Break, Not Falling Apart, Goodnight Goodnight, Misery, Stutter, Don't Know Nothing, Never Gonna Leave This Bed, I Can't Lie, How, Get Back in My Life, Just a Feeling, Runaway, Out of Goodbyes, Hands All Over, Moves Like Jagger, Payphone,
All-American Rejects - Stab My Back, Move Along, It Ends Tonight, Dance Inside, Top of the World, Straightjacket Feeling, Can't Take It, Fallin' Apart, Damn Girl, Gives You Hell, Mona Lisa, Breakin', Another Heart Calls, Real World, Back to Me, "The Wind Blows, Sunshine, Someday's Gone, Beekeepers Daughter
Avril Lavigne - Smile, Wish You Were Here, Complicated, Slipped Away, Darlin', Tomorrow You Didn't,When Your Gone, Goodbye, Nobody's Home, Anything But Ordinary, Innocence, Keep Holding On, Alice, Hot, My Happy Ending, Girlfriend, Sk8er Boi, Fall to Pieces, Who Knows, Mobile, How Does it Feel, 4 Real, Push, I Love You, Goodbye
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Wake Me Up When September Ends, When it's Time, Good Riddance, 21 Guns, Whatsername, Scattered, Walking Alone, Hitchin' a Ride, Holiday, Working Class Hero
Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway, Miss Independent, Since U Been Gone, Behind These Hazel Eyes, Already Gone, What Doesn't Kill You, You Love Me, I Forgive You, Hear Me, Hello, Already Gone
Coldplay - Paradise, Yellow, Viva la Vida, Speed of Sound, Clocks, Fix You, The Scientist, Every Teardrop is a Waterfall, Life in Technicolor,
The Fray - How To Save a Life, Over My Head (Cable Car), You Found Me, Never Say Never
Linkin' Park - In the End
Third Eye Blind - I'll Never Let You Go, Semi Charmed Life
Daughtery - September, It's Not Over, Life After You, No Surprise, What About Now, Home
3 Doors Down - Here Without You, Kryptonite, When I'm gone,
Lifehouse - You and Me, Halfway Gone, Take Me Away, Whatever It Takes
the Script - Breakeven, the Man Who Can't Be Moved, Fall For Anything
Nickelback - How You Remind Me, If Everyone Cared, Lullaby, Far Away
U2 - Beautiful Day, Walk On, Where the Streets Have No Name, With or Without You
Paramore - Misery Business, the Only Exception
Carrie Underwood - Flat On the Floor, Good Girl, Before He Cheats
The Click Five - Just the Girl
John Mayer - Half of My Heart (duet with Taylor Swift), Shadow Days,
Parachute - You and Me
Hoobastank - The Reason
OneRepublic - Apologize,
OneDirection - One Thing
the Wanted - Chasing the Sun
David Cook - Light On
David Archuletta - Crush
Owl City - The Saltwater Room (the old version is better), Honey and the Bee, Deer in the Headlights, Vanilla Twilight, Fireflies
Janette McCurty - So Close, Stronger
Miranda Cosgrove - Brand New You, Hey You, What are You Waiting For, Beautiful Mess
Howie Day - Collide