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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Nine Lives of Chloe King, and NCIS.

My name is Mystica Winter Blue. I have an account on fictionpress under the pen name Mystical Blue Fire. So orignial, I know, don't be sarcastic.

Currently infected with Teenage Syndrom; doctors insist it's a phase, but I beg to differ.

Symptoms are as follows:

Spontanious bouts of hyperness (Obsessor and Hat may copy this, but they're nowhere near as badass as I am ;P )

Spontanious bouts of confidence ( that often result in you doing something reckless and stupid )

Mood swings, from ultra happy and hyper to dark and frightening ( well I scare everyone, regardless...)

Grammar glitches in brain ("Say, that looks yice!" "How mold is it?" "Your neating's write!")

Glitches in brain in general;

"Look, I know you think I'm crazy - which I am - but think about this. I can remember every single type of shoes my cousin drew over Christmas in my house - and I don't even like shoes! - yet somehow, I cannot recall where I left my phone just 2 minutes ago. Oh, and Jazz is eating your popcorn." - ELL, Xmas 2008

Being unable to keep a straight face, even when telling the truth ( it's a curse, I tell you! A CURSE! )

In extreme cases, the following may occur:

Talking to yourself (What? I'm good company!)

Having arguements with yourself (Additionally, I also have very strong opinions, which I don't always agree with.)

Smiling, waving at, or simply just saying hello/good afternoon to random people on the street ( It's called being friendly. Condemning such behaviour is called hypocrisy. )

Doing something, then forgetting why almost instantly ( "Well, I'm sure whatever I just did, I did for a perfectly legitimate reason." )

Having strong urges to glomp someone, then push them off a cliff them just minutes later. (...You're lovely, but I hate your guts. For some reason.)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

OOFS - Overly Obsessive Fangirl Syndrom. You know you have it.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

What I Believe:

If you don't know the T is Tsuki is silent and you try to pronouce it with the T you are not a real anime fan.

My cat is emo!

Rainbows kick unicorn butt!

Cookies overpower you and bring you to the dark side XD

Pea's are green balls of poison drenched in a healthy layer of evil :D


Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

92 percent of teens would die if someone told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent still alive. And would be laughing your backside off!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.(I have entire Universes in my head)

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

f you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan so IT IS MINE!

()() (0.0) c( uu) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself hates me!)

I'm bored...If you're bored post this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part when it wasn't funny put this in your profile.

I you have ever zoned out for 5 minutes copy this into your profile.

If you have your own world, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, Please, by all means copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go(Or) Your a pretty little mushroom!" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it.

Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Just because you finally joined the dark side, does NOT mean that we have to share our cookies! All we said was that we have them. Not that we'd share them.

A good friend would bail you out of prison But a true friend would be sat next to inside saying "WOW THAT WAS FUN"

who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary (I saw a teacher do this once, during a test)

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

whoever put "good" and "morning" together deserves a good slap in the face with a shovel!! (I could do this...If I had a shovel so for now I'll use my pillow)

Dear Math, i'm not a therapist solve your own problems (I HATE MATHS! So much that when I had my last math lesson I threw my book to a dumpster, doe I wanted to burn it but mom would kill me)

Sarcasm is the BEST. THING. EVER! ( I love to see peoples faces when they don't understand MY sarcasm... what!? I special like that ;)

I know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 27 other dangerous words. ( and many of them are in portuguese and you'll probably won't get it so don't mess with me)

You should know, when someone pisses you off, it takes forty-eight muscles to frown but only two to pull a trigger. (Say this with your best crazy/sick/rape kind of face and the person to who you say this will s* their pants, I know I've done it :)

I am fluent in 4 different languages. Portuguese, English,Sarcasm, and Profanity. ( the last being my best)

When someone calls you a bastard say 'straight from hell!' (say this and had a powerful MWAHAHAH, it's not easy but worth it)


Put this on your profile if you love NARUTO.

If you evilly laugh when you open a potato chip bag because of Death Note, copy and paste this on your profile. (XD)

If you want Sasuke to come back to the Hidden Leaf, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Unless mouths are boobs, Deidara is a man! Copy and paste that to your profile if you are a Deidara fan and HATE when people say he looks like a chick!!!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Naruto that every time someone says the word "ninja" to you and you think of a hyper blond guy wearing bright orange -the utter opposite of what a "REAL" ninja should be like- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that without the Akatsuki, Naruto is just crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think art is either "a bang" or "eternal" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had strange dreams about certain anime, manga, book, tv show, or game character, copy and paste this on your profile

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you think Orochimaru is gay, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the Akatsuki is cool but Zetsu is AWESOME!!, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Itachi dying was the worst thing to happen to NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you remember that episode

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Dear Uchiha Itachi,
I heard that you killed your whole clan except for your brother. Dude! I can't believe you missed one! THE Uchiha Itachi? Missed ONE Uchiha?! Oh yes, I have a request! I would be undeniably happy if you do the same for my clan! This time make SURE you get the brother!
Thank you,

Real Naruto Quote:

Naruto: "So I have the correct affinity for Sasuke, right?"
Yamato: "Right, wind is the one element that can defeat lighting..."
Naruto: " No, I mean... The only thing that can save a fire from dying and give it more power, is wind."
Can't you just BREATHE the yaoi in this? I sure can. If you don't think it is then you MUST be blind

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that it’s to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyuubi seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a Frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunai!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think it's your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why your eyes are so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat


Yo'momma so fat even naruto doesn't believe it!

Yo'momma so fat even the byakugan can't see through her

Yo'momma so ugly she turned Orochimaru gay

Yo'momma so ugly when she walked by Hinata, Hinata yelled out "Dddddaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmm"

Yo'momma so fat she makes Choji look skinny

Yo'momma so ugly she makes the Shukaku look cute

Yo'momma so dumb she makes Naruto look like a genius

Yo'momma so ugly she makes Sakura look pretty

Yo'momma so ugly anbu thought she was in the second curse mark and kicked her ass

Yo'momma so old Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot

Yo'momma so ugly she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again

Yo'momma so ugly when she stopped by Kakashi he used his sharingan to see if someone put a genjutsu on him

Yo'momma so ugly she scared the little kids in her village more than Gaara

Yo'momma so ugly that she even scared Gaara

Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why Itachi went blind

Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why chidori and resangan was made


01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

02 - Hidan!
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
05 - Deidara
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madara Uchiha :D
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

Actual Product Labels that Scare Me

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (oh no! but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On another hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!)

On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh)


X You have a short temper.
X You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
X You are very competitive.
X You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
X You often lose control over yourself.
X You can be quite reckless.
X You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
X People have often called you insane.
Total: 8


X You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
X You are good at breaking up fights.
X You are a good swimmer.
X You like the rain.
X You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 5


X You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
X You don't mind getting dirty.
X You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
X You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4


You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
X You hate to be restrained.
X You are very independent and outgoing.
X You are quite intelligent.
X You tend to be impatient.
X You are easily distracted.
X You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
X You wish you could fly.
Total: 7


X You spend most of your time alone.
X You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
X You like to play tricks on people.
X Black is your favorite color.
X You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
X You don't talk much.
X You are atheist.
X You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 8


X You are very polite. (Only when I need to)
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 1

I am darkness and fire. Heh. That sounds like how people might describe me.

OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

You me = knives and blood.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

“Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.”

Your pen maybe mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crappy pen.

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second part is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.

Everything here is edible. Even me. But that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

Never knock on Death’s door...ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Never go to a docter whose office plants have died

On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I'm right 98 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people

If I slip into insanity, you should too. That way, when we're in the asylum, we can still talk about how we will kill our enemies and get away with it.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.


You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver or removing it?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I actually do a little)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I am part and I have done that before at the beach. XD)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (WOO HOO! SALUTE HITLER! not...)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I dress as a dude when cosplaying...big deal...)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends .
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk.
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms

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If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that everyone in the world is a baka, copy and paste this on your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

Heaven doesnt wan't me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this

'This world is going to Hell, and I'm driving the bus.'

'Shizuo Heiwajima- #1 reason blonde jokes are a bad idea.'

'A wrong doesn't make a right. But two lefts, a right, and an apple tree make one hell of a car accident.'

'Go to Hell!' 'I'm already there, just waiting on you guys.'

Fact #162738978342, you were to lazy to read that number

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it

I mustache you a question...But I think I will save it for later

Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad...Now let me use your crutches

Don't make me come down there! -God

My handwriting isn't messy, I have my own Font.

'When life gives you lemons, thank life and read them in private.'

People were created to be loved,

things were created to be used.

The reasons why the world is in chaos,

is because things are being loved

and people are being used.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield that the bug hits.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before.

"Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's finding an imperfect person perfectly."

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

"You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you."

-People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.”


You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. X Games Baby!!!!! Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what other people think Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night

Total= 17


You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance? It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing

Total= 6

I call it weeding out the competition, apparently the police call it aggravated murder.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Life was so simple when boys had cooties

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?" Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." "Education is important, school however, is another matter." "Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

10 Commandements of a Teenager!

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)

2) thou shall not do drugs (you can break this one, it not that

3) thou shall not steal from k-mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger

5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more

6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex. (as Nike says - just do it)

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
the middle)

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is waste cat

This is thirty cat

This is seconds cat

This is of cat

This is a cat

This is dumb-ass's cat

This is life cat

Now read the third word of every line.


Wow I

Wow I can't

Wow I can't believe

Wow I can't believe you

Wow I can't believe you wasted

Wow I can't believe you wasted your

Wow I can't believe you wasted your time

Wow I can't believe you wasted your time reading

Wow I can't believe you wasted your time reading this!!

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

I blame my attitude on videogames

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

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Lingering Faith by MisticLight reviews
A protector of Lothlórien is drawn towards the adventure of the Fellowship when they pass through the land. Adding a bold Elleth to the journey can't hurt, can it? Legolas/OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,706 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/19/2022 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Legolas, OC] Aragorn, Gimli
My Life as Ishikari Mayu by TFK-fan118 reviews
Fantastical. I'm back here again. Now I have to deal with regaining memories, ninja training, secrets, the stranger in my dreams, and finding relatives. The heck? Did I ask for this? It'll be a hack of a ride. Well, at least I have my own body now. Sequel to My Life as Hyuga Hinata. Revision in progress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 147,736 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/3/2020 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Team Seven, OC
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,182 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 5,803 - Follows: 3,551 - Updated: 8/17/2020 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 242,309 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 7/20/2020 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Maybe Things Can Change (formerly Things Never Change) by makura akuhei reviews
'Does Uzumaki Naruto exist' he slowly lifted his head to look in the mirror. He saw only red staring back. That was his answer. Uzumaki Naruto never existed in the first place. ShikaNaru rated m for attempted suicide, depression, mentions of rape shonen-ai, slow burn. being re-written updates every Thursday.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,742 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/23/2020 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,489 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 3,919 - Updated: 4/16/2020 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
The Nidaime's Heir by adrien skywalker reviews
Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,398 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Home by GlueDew reviews
AU. Naruto Uzumaki is a homeless boy on the streets of big city Konoha, trying to bring justice while being hunted for a crime he didn't commit. A new police officer comes to investigate the theft of the priceless diamond artifacts but ends up getting caught in a web of corruption and violence, as his fate and Naruto's become relentlessly intertwined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,735 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Minato N.
Missing Pieces by RosaLui reviews
When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 26209 - Favs: 22,578 - Follows: 21,893 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 4,479 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 5,910 - Follows: 6,348 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
Power of Knowledge by DragonKnightRyu reviews
Fem-Naru - Naru Uzumaki grew up hated and sabotaged by all except a select few, however she will show her potential after stumbling upon an abandoned Library... Challange fic by narutoenthusiast Rating may change
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,065 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Naruko U.
Break You by oddline reviews
He was the carcinogenic force hell-bent on breaking her, the solid wall enamoured by a very different kind of monster. Their intertwining fates collapse into misfortune, one after another, like dominoes falling down. Izaya/OC/Shizuo. (EPILOGUE UP)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., OC - Complete
Trollin' by vi Britannia reviews
Izaya has been tricked. By a girl, no less. To be blunt: they have been outwitted by the other. Trolls will be trolls. DISCONTINUED. Sorry :(
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,784 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Izaya O.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 17,379 - Follows: 15,272 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
(REWRITE POSTED AND COMPLETED ON SEP STORY) Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4240 - Favs: 7,583 - Follows: 3,987 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Valiant by Thai Tea Addict reviews
AU. Sai just wants to play Go. To do so, he needs Shindou Hikaru - a street-smart kid involved in the local crime syndicate who is more concerned with making ends meet than playing games. For both to survive, they may just have to compromise...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,321 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai
From Out of Nowhere by NyxNightmare reviews
Meet Kaede Erizawa: Hyperactive and highly intelligent daughter of Kaiba's head of security. Despite working for him, she hates Seto's good-looking, rich guts. When tragedy strikes, her remaining family dies and she's left alone. SetoXOC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 6/27/2011 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K.
Sugarfall by amourdesoi reviews
She's a bit spacey, and not too bright; not to mention her strange... quirk. Still, she considers herself to be fairly normal, and she's content with that - until a flower delivery to a Kishitani Shinra changes everything. Shizuo x OC. (Slightly edited.)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,532 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 2/19/2011 - [Shizuo H., OC]
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5259 - Favs: 9,916 - Follows: 9,084 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 246,889 - Reviews: 3895 - Favs: 6,894 - Follows: 5,453 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC - Complete
Memories by TheGreatHibiki reviews
Sakura asked Ino to use her clan jutsu to learn the secret of Naruto's solid henge transformations, and when she does, Ino learns just how fragile his world really is. Up For Adoption
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,231 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Cancelled
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,372 - Reviews: 8566 - Favs: 16,828 - Follows: 16,110 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 232,538 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
Because It Defies Logic by Paper.Bullets reviews
Maybe I'm destined for misfortune my entire life. All I ask for is to start my life over again - forget all the wrong I've done, and dedicate the rest of my existence to doing good. Maybe it's too much to ask for. But somehow attracting the attention of To-Oh's two Top Freshmen is something I did NOT ask for. - L x OC x Light (End OC x ?)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,470 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [L, OC, Light Y.] Misa A.
Lord of the Rings Meets Brooklyn by Kankurosnumber1girl reviews
What happens when Carla, a born and raised brooklyn tough girl gets sucked in to the Lord of the Rings with her five year old sister and brother? A hot mess adventure thats what!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,416 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
Necessary Things by SlimReaper reviews
Just once, I'd like Naruto and Kakashi to get what they need. Kimura Suyo is someone who could actually provide it... but will her traumatic past keep her from receiving what she needs from them? Kaka/OC, now with delicious lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,018 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Konoha's Fighter Pilot by fightingfalconfan reviews
What if instead of Naruto being a ninja; he was a fighter pilot for his village air force? Its AU modern day Konoha and they are at war with the Rock country. This is a NaruxSaku story. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,750 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 8,591 - Follows: 8,947 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
The Identity That Holds the Mask by mystery0991 reviews
What if, from the age of 9, Naruto has been living two separate lives? Who could tell that a loudmouth, hyperactive ninja is actually an undercover ANBU. If so, how will the future turn out differently, perhaps, with the added romance?WARNING!KakaNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
New Wind Nation by Kyogre reviews
Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 179,187 - Reviews: 4017 - Favs: 4,860 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Namikaze Kimiko The Wind's Mistress by Kyuuiya reviews
After the Sandaime sealed the Kyuubi in her everyone started to hate her. She was alone in the world of hatred but she was going to show them all her true potential. ItaFemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,120 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/4/2010 - [Naruto U., Itachi U., Naruko U.]
Perfection is in the Eyes of the Beholder by Awesomeness Incarnate reviews
Challenge by dracohalo117 Orochimaru's body was to be Perfect- comprised of the DNA of all of the members of Akatsuki. And who does he entrust with this power until he is ready to claim it? Naruto Uzumaki. Strong Naruto, Kushina, Semi-good Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,822 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U.
To Shape and Change by This is not a FanFiction reviews
After helplessly watching the murder of his son by the hands of the civilians he had sworn to protect, Minato Namikaze is broken. When the god of Death offers the chance to walk among the living once more, he accepts. Only catch is, he has to live in the body of his son, Naruto Uzumaki. How will the world change with the Yellow Flash taking his sons place? ((No pairings.))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,065 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Minato N., Itachi U., Lee R., Kakashi H.
Naruto: Makaze Mangekyou by Neotonix reviews
Shortly after becoming the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Naruto is experimented on with cells from Uchiha Madara. Watch as Naruto learns to harness this incredible power and control the blackest winds with his new eyes. From the evil winds, the evil windmill blows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,913 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Fragile by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Domino City's been divided for decades. The North belonged to the Blue Eyes. The South belonged to the Red Eyes. Atem leads the Blue Eye Aces. Yami reigns over the Red Eye Spades. As for Yugi, he was just a normal high school student with hopes for a future and a world outside this rough life. He'd never meant to get involved on either side. AU. Mobiumshipping. Editing in Progress
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 270,590 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - [Atem, Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.] - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 9,719 - Follows: 6,147 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 7,848 - Follows: 5,376 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Abyss of Dreams by sweetatoo reviews
AU. There's always a line between dream and reality, but that strongly supported theory is broken by the appearance of a mysterious young girl, and now it's all up to him to figure out how and why.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,100 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Naruto: Shadows of the Mind by Vaanarash reviews
Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 262,871 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Ranelen by Wandringstar reviews
In a world where heritage is everything, Ranelen has nothing. When the Council of Elrond offers a way to change her fate, she joins the Fellowship. To save the world, great sacrifices must be made, and Ranelen finds out just how far she is willing to go. *BEING REVISED*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,721 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Legolas
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Prayer of the Jinchūriki by notgonnasay09 reviews
Little did everyone at the Konoha Orphanage realize that Kami listens to the prayers of all children. The Leaf Village will never be the same when the Yellow Flash and the Bloody Red Habenaro come back from the Shinigami's grasp.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Masks Dropped by HilsonMarvey27 reviews
After a case hits Tony hard he gets drunk and ends up at Gibbs' place. What secrets are revealed in Tony's rare moments of vulnerability? Warnings: swearing and child abuse.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of Iwa by Unbiased Abyss reviews
After ten years of battle the war finally ended for Naruto in a cataclysmic fashion. Awakening in a new wrold, Naruto must make hard decisions about what he will do and where his loyalties lie. He discovers that in this new world Iwa is ruled over by Konoha with an iron fist and he discovers that people that should be dead are very much alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,531 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,039 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Golden Wolf of Konoha by Corruptmonk reviews
An 8-year old Naruto awoke a never-seen-before bloodline. This story is all about Naruto as he strives to achieve his dream and becomes known as the Golden Wolf of Konoha. Edited Chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Naruto U.
She, whom i would never know by kazukikari reviews
shizuo is taking a normal stroll when he spots a girl with the same immense strength that he possesses. wanting to know more he is forced in helping the girl out, but when he asks her who she is, the girl has no idea. what will happen to the two of them?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Shizuo H.
Scars of a Hero by Sandra Phillips reviews
"I don't think anyone could have expected the scars of this war," Kakashi replied after a long pause. Each word was carefully weighed to hide his own exhaustion, and he was almost successful. "We never do." His free hand reached up to cover his left eye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 10,597 - Follows: 5,969 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Not a burden for you to bare by MissFudgeMonstersx reviews
hope not a mary-sue. Faelwen is a steward and guard for Arwen, who is ordered to keep to young halflings out of Elronds council, when that fails, she is thrust into a world of the fellowship. How will she cope. will she prove her worth. fail of a summary
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Legolas, Elf
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Reaching for Nothing by juungi reviews
For revenge she would climb to an unreachable height where no one could touch her. But the higher you climb, the longer the fall, and who will be there to catch you when you reach the bottom? Shizuo x OC x Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,360 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., OC - Complete
The Frozen Flame by jinx777 reviews
The day he was born, Naruto was taken from his parents and used for one of Orochimaru's twisted experiments to create the perfect human. Four years later he is found just after Orochimaru ran away from the village. The problem is that they arrived too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,477 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Naruto U., Samui
The Chronicles of Courting One Uzumaki Naruto by andReiki reviews
'In order to escape the self-proclaimed tag of being a socially stunned, suicidal emo; I, Uchiha Sasuke, decided to start this journal. Hoping it will make me luckier in my attempts. Whoever is reading this and yes Itachi, I'm on to you- die in my misery. For these are the chronicles of courting one Uzumaki Naruto- my best friend and the love of my life.' AU, OOC, BL and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The 6 Times Ian Kabra Loses His Heart by Tamer of Light reviews
AU. The first time he lost it was to a pretty little red-haired girl with eyes the color of dewy green grass under the fresh morning sun.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Butterflies by jae trinity reviews
Childhood fic. Catching butterflies aren't, well, easy. However, the members of the Aburame clan are a different matter. Shino comes across a certain pink-haired girl trying to catch a butterfly and decides to aid her. Secretly, that is. Shino/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Shino A., Sakura H. - Complete
Beginnings by extroverses reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
When the Boss is Away by Juura99 reviews
The Ninth floor is a boring place in Konoha Mega-Corp...That is, until the floor manager goes on a business trip. Now a certain blond employee starts up some mischief that turns the ninth floor into a war-zone...a Prank War-Zone at that. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,779 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
New face in Ikebukuro by White Belt Writer reviews
Takes place some time after the anime ends. A girl blows into town and sets off a chain reaction. WARNING! Contains spoilers! Rated T for language/violence/blood and all that goodness found in Durarara!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,776 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Celty S.
Naruto Ninja Design by GuardianSuSeGeBy23 reviews
Keiyu Mumichi has just lost her mother and sister figure, determined to become strong to protect those close to her, she enters the Academy where she meets two others who will be her future teammates and together they forge their path as the next Sannin
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Lost Arts by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. In another world, the shinobi arts of ninjutsu and genjutsu are nothing but bedtime stories that parents tell their children. But when Konoha faces almost certain annihilation, its only hope may be the power that most believe is only myth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,028 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Melody of the Wanderers by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
When one song ends, another begins. At the Valley of the End, Naruto makes the decision to leave Konohagakure, a decision that will change his life forever. At the same time, he meets the most unlikely companion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,709 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Mischievous Psychology by Heuvel reviews
Loki has just gotten to Earth in order to wage war upon its populace and his brother, Thor, as well as the Avengers. But before he does, he must first learn a little bit about his future slaves, as well as a certain human girl. Loki/OC.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,153 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Loki, OC - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 3,676 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Intention by uzumaki rakku reviews
If Kakashi had been the one sent to stop Naruto from joining the war instead of Iruka. "Come back alive, Naruto. You have too much to live for to die on the battlefield before you've even fulfilled half your dreams." Because Kakashi truly believed Naruto was the one who would surpass even the Yondaime Hokage, and from the start it had never been possible to keep him out of the war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Demon's Contract by Aislinn Frost reviews
The Demon 'princess' is out for L's soul. But first, she has to help him defeat Kira. A contract is made and a deal is born. LxOC... Maybe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - L, Light Y.
Ashes to Ashes by BigAznDaddy99 reviews
Naruto has returned to Konoha but why was he taken away and how was he changed through his travels. What has made him so different that he now carries a weapon as big as he?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/27/2005
Out of the Shadows by AlphaEph19 reviews
Shikamaru went to great lengths to avoid reaching his potential. But what if he had to choose between avoiding trouble, and growing strong to protect his friends? From out of the shadows, a new light will appear. Starts canon, ends very AU. *COMPLETE* *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,186 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Assassin's Creed by MidnightRhymer reviews
Brona hadn't always been a killer. She was once an elfling, dreaming of days as a warrior, wondering if she would be forced to marry a nobleman. That all changed when she was kidnapped. As time passed, she became just another assassin in the world of men.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Legolas
Suspicious Behavior by xprimrose reviews
After Han, a hotel employee, overhears that L is in room 207, she can't help but go take a look. Soon enough, she's on the investigation team- also as an accused suspect of Kira. Even so, L begins to get confused as to how he feels towards her, and she struggles herself, to find where she stands with L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,763 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - L, Light Y.
Masquerade by Wendbria reviews
ONESHOT. Its the end of the war and to celebrate Konoha is holding a Masquerade party. Identities are unknown and chemistry between two people appears. What will happen when the clock strikes midnight and the masks come off?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mystic Melody by DarkElements10 reviews
-First in series-. Bailey Pickett always dreamed of leaving Kettlecorn behind and being able to see the world. Now that she is, she is learning that there's more than meets the eye…
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 181,528 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bailey P., Zack M., Cody M., OC - Complete
Birdcage by The Suburban Coyote reviews
takes place at the end of "Fellowship of the ring", and the better part of "Two Towers". Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli search the dead Uruk-hai, and find a winged woman in a crate. What significance is she to Sauron? Gore around the later chapters. LxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Legolas
The Rich and the Dirt Poor by masteress Saber reviews
Kisara's family was killed at the age of 7 years old. She's been living on the streets since then refusing to go to an orphanage stealing and decieving to get by. All of that changes the day she meets seto kaiba
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - S. Kaiba, Kisara
No one ever lived once she tried to kill them by NotYetLostFaith reviews
Ziva is a trained assassin. She was trained well and very rarely missed. She could only think of one instance where in she had failed to kill her target. Hinted dodgy subject. Can be friendship or romantic; depends how you read it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Let's Play a Game! by Korbin's Flight reviews
If she wanted a plain life, she never would have gotten close to Shizuo and Izaya but she wanted something exciting, something dangerous. "Let's play a game called 'Player! The rules are simple, first one to fall in love loses." Izaya/OC/Shizuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The Princess and the Wanderer by silver-redwing reviews
A girl shows up in a deserted town and she appears like an angel in Kiryu's eyes. As unknown people are hunting for a treasure she possess, he can tell she is in need for protection. What is worse, a haunting memory or the loss of the loved one? Edited.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kiryū K. - Complete
The Uzumaki's Peace by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 245 - Published: 2/2/2012 - A/Fourth Raikage, Naruto U. - Complete
I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You by Juice Caboose reviews
McGee, alone with his thoughts, sits alone in a bar, when he sees Ziva. Mostly McGee thoughts. SongFic to "I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You" by Tom Waits. McGiva UST
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Tim M., Ziva D.
I Bite My Thumb At Thee by paperdress reviews
L was the greatest detective the world had ever seen. He had never been beaten – never! Especially by an anonymous tip.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Shikamaru N., L
The Darkness of Our Hearts by YuGiOh-Lover25 reviews
There's a thief in Duel Academy who had Jaden thinking more than he should. There's a new girl in the school, a transfer student from the South who's caught Jesse attention. what's the connection between these two girls? JessexOC JadenxOC
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A. - Complete
Echo by JarXOfXHearts reviews
"What shall her name be, sir? She'll respond after you say it." The scientist asked. The informant glanced at him before moving to the girl, his lips brushing her ear as he spoke. "Your name shall be Echo... Echo Orihara." IzayaXOC, Onesided NamieXOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Izaya O., Namie Y.
Your Deression must Dissapear Masaomi Kida Oneshot by AccountmovedtoTeiFuya reviews
Taken place in the middle of the story, Masaomi needs that one person to cure his self infliceted depression, I bet she can do it. MasaomiXOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Masaomi K. - Complete
A Diffrent Ending by TheBestThingsInLifeArentThings reviews
What if the first episode was a bit different, Would there story be the same? Will be writing sequel, eventually.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,254 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
One Small Change by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Five Artemis Kisses and One That Was Not by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
This is one of those five and one fic. The five times Artemis kissed Holly and the one time she kissed him instead. This shows the progression of the A/H relationship over time. Rated T for swearing and mildly dirty scenes
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 11,415 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Locien Daughter of Elessar by Hiril Abbess reviews
Once in a tale, there lived a young princess. The Child of Light, they called her. She was loved and adored by all. But all it took, was one dark night. That radiance was shattered. She was The Child of Light no more.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Benefit of Cooking Lessons by Stunning Sunset reviews
In which Sakura finally puts to use her cooking skills, drilled into her by Ino...for a most unusual person. Crashing at a random person's place after a long shift at the hospital suddenly wasn't such a good idea...Not when it gave birth to crazy rumours.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ibiki M., Sakura H.
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Black Lavender by sasuke1010 reviews
The Black Lavender shall always follow whoever is in need. What would happen if Sasuke Uchiha was the Black Lavender's target? And who is the black lavender?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence Lurks in the Shadows by Korbin's Flight reviews
How did things go so far? I thought we were a group of misfits who protected each other, but I was dead wrong. There was no other option. It wasn't my turf, I had to go to him. We have a chance to fix things, but this time we'll fight from the Shadows.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Izaya O.
Stay A Chalek Songfic to Stay by Hurts by Amazingxgracex325 reviews
It's been weeks since everything happened and Chloe and Alek stopped talking. Every time they get close to getting somewhere, one of them always walks away and the other never has the courage to say "Stay".One shot to "Stay" by Hurts.
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
New Addition by xxRivaxx reviews
She knew he would freak out when she told him but she didn't expect this. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 4,822 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Breathe by Halo-LessAngel reviews
A one shot i owe Storygirl11! : "One missing nin, two missing nin, three missing nin, four... I've killed millions, whats the harm in one more?" Can Kakashi find love, in an emotionless ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sardines by BlueNBlackRoses reviews
Who invented this game! TrainXOC One Shot
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Train H. - Complete
Behind A Shield Of Hope by Olwyen reviews
No single elf can't hold back the sea of anger and despair, but Ravena's trying to shield some from it, will her actions be rewarded? rating just in case, Legolas will come in later though mentioned throughout.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Legolas
I Want To Go Swimming by BlueNBlackRoses reviews
All I wanted was to have some fun in the sun! But no that wasn't going to happen now was it you stupid boy! SasukexOC one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Distance by sweetatoo reviews
Takes place during episode 16 of R1 when C.C. is ready to leave Japan to be the messenger for the Black Knights.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Running from the Past by Hatter-Break reviews
When Kakashi meets a girl who claims to be running from murderous pursuers, he takes her in, and slowly prys into her past. Not only will he learn of the girl's pain and suffering, he'll learn something new about his own feelings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kakashi H.
My Lotus Prince by nicsnort reviews
Raila is delivering a message to the Hokage but when she arives she finds out the Hokage isn't there. While she waits for her return she finds herself liking a shinobi but can their new love survive when they find out her dark secrect? LeexOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - [Lee R., OC] - Complete
Falling Slowly by Chalek1725 reviews
He knew he was falling in love with her, but he just had to be a Mai. So he breaks her heart. *Songfic* Based off of the song "Falling Slowly" from "Once".
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
You Smell Veery Good by MissFlorence.b reviews
Cute chalek one-shot :
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Chloe K., Alek - Complete
Naru Uzumaki Rise of The Legend by PhoenixFlame17 reviews
Naru Uzumaki is the daughter of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, the last heir to The Blessed Eye and The Mokuton. This is the story of how she rose to be the Legendary Blessed Kitsune, and how she and Team 7 also rose to legend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,168 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Tag! by BlueNBlackRoses reviews
Train and friends need a place to stay, can our lovely little OC help them out, or will Train bug her to death? TrainxOC
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Train H. - Complete
Kiri Warzone by erickmenk reviews
Team Seven’s first C-rank mission turned A-Rank. But something else went wrong, forcing the survivors of said team to head straight into a war zone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 6,349 - Follows: 4,291 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flea Spray by Rouge Deity reviews
Izaya has his heart set on a new girl in Ikebukuro. However, how will his luck turn out with Shizuo as her guardian constantly trying to kill him when he comes near? Not very good. Contains IzayaOC and Shizuo's brotherly protectiveness.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Work of Art by Taisi reviews
"If that picture is amazing, it's only because it's a picture of you." And that, Sai decided, as Naruto clutched his present tightly and looked down to hide his eyes, was the beauty of absolute truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
No Need for a Requiem by Psychick23 reviews
Shinobi live violent lives. The end is often sudden, but it is very rarely surprising. Multiple character deaths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Doesn't that Sort of Make You A ManWhore? by JarXOfXHearts reviews
"So you love all humans?" The question had been innocent enough. He nodded, grinning. "Doesn't that sort of make you a man-whore?"
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Izaya O.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
You Can Always Make Me Smile by ChibiKyuubi312 reviews
"...I'm just blessed with these looks!" MasaomixOC. Fluff. I'm not good at summaries... R&R please!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Masaomi K. - Complete
Everywhere and In Between by NyxNightmare reviews
They had been friends for years; she was the only constant in his life. However, she was compelled to leave the village on her own, and disappeared for years. When she returns, can they realize how much they really mean to each other? KakashiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Kakashi H.
From Gwedhiel to Mirima by GreenLeader reviews
A young girl from Harad, with exceptional archery skills, is sent to assassinate Aragorn while the warriors of Rohan are riding to the aid of Gondor during the War of the Ring. What will happen? Maybe some romance in later chapters just because Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Falling for Her by minkzoe reviews
Legolas is usually the more calm member of the Fellowship. Will he remain that way when he finds true love with warrior elf, Araithia? *fanfic based on movies and a little on books*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Legolas
Pictures Of You by EmoGhost1995 reviews
Sai has a crush on Ino. SaiIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
A Touch of the Lips by Lone Wulffe reviews
Five times C.C. kisses Lelouch, and the first time he kisses her instead. Lelouch/C.C., as if it wasn't already obvious.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2011 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Unlikely Help by obsidianLight16 reviews
If there was anything Deidara and Itachi could relate to- it was having long hair. And oddly enough, it was the one thing that eased tensions between them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Friggin' Walnuts by obsidianLight16 reviews
The one time Deidara tries to be nice to Itachi- it just has to completely backfire!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Swift and Terrible by Lancaeriel Greenleaf reviews
The twins humiliate a certain prince... and receive the consequences... Review please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Forced Relationships by nicsnort reviews
Misuki is captured by the Akatsui and forced to date each male member! What the heck is the leader thinking! The Akatsuki is not that thrilled but the blue haired kunoichi makes them think twice about a permanent relationship. Akatsuki/OC Cover image by 123kitkit123 on deviantart Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 11/23/2008 - [Akatsuki, OC] - Complete
Turtle by Kaffiene reviews
The day before her very first A-rank mission, there is a going away party at Rei's house. When she realizes the danger of the mission for the first time, an unlikely friend comes to her rescue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Shut Up: SasukexOC OneShot by NinjaSoul reviews
SasukexOC. Guima was the most irritating kunoichi Sasuke had ever met; they fought constantly whenever they were together. Only she could rile a response from him, the emotionless Uchiha. But she was also the most captivating woman he had ever met.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind Sight by Tsemyk reviews
With the help of the Uchiha family, a blind girl becomes a ninja. But what happens when Itachi kills the clan? Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hidden by The blackdash reviews
[KakashixOC]A new girl befriends Kakashi and she finally moved in Konoha. As the two become closer, more things are revealed about the girl. What will happen to the two? Will her past come back to haunt her? What about the people she loved and loves?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,379 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Kakashi H.
Truth Or Dare by EmoGhost1995 reviews
Shino likes Hinata and his friends help him get a kiss from her by playing Truth Or Dare. ShinoHina! Slight AU!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Neji Oneshot! by xXxAkemi UzumakixXx reviews
Here s a Neji oneshot requested on a different website. R&R! NejixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Neji H. - Complete
PickUp Lines by Saffylaffy reviews
In which L tries to entice Light using cheesy pick-up lines, and Light snarkily replies back.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fullmetal Dance by Heuvel reviews
Maria Heiderich is an aspiring future Julliard dancer that is sent through a transmutation circle into the year of 1918 in Amestris via train and discovered by Mustang and his men. Upon finding out her last name, Mustang sees fit to call in the Fullmetal Alchemist. Romance/Comedy/Adventure. Follows after original anime's end. Ed/OC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,871 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., OC - Complete
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Duet: Tango Por Una Cabeza by uzumaki rakku reviews
Kakashi smiled, amused. "You'll have to lead, then." Naruto stared at him. "You're playing too?" —A duet with his most brilliant student. The music of Tango was beautiful, fascinating and wildly wicked. Naruto moved with the music... and the music moved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Simply Unlovable by mysterious intentions reviews
I'm better off by myself, I don't desire things like love anymore, and there's no point in wishing for futile wishes. The truth I've learned to accept is just that, I'm unlovable.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/9/2011 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
The Way It's Done! by Juura99 reviews
Complete Prompt for xxcrunchyxx! Sasuke was dragged to the club by his evil brother, but perhaps it won't be so bad now that's he's seen someone very...interesting...on the dancefloor! SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carnage by Black Forests reviews
Being stripped from his post as an ANBU and reduced to a genin, Naruto became a mere confused teenager. With time, he will realise life is worth living after all. Naruto/Ino. Beta-ed by Erugenel. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Red headed harpy by Mirajane Ryuu-Darkwings reviews
"Minato-kun, he should be back"The door opened and the rokudaime hokage stumbled in, nursing his head and grumbling something about 'red haired harpys'. Oneshot. R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The God of Fuinjutsu by beast keeper 9 reviews
What would've happened if Naruto was given a book of Fuinjutsu. Well the outcome is quite simple He becomes The God of Fuinjutsu. NaruXHina, Sasuke bashing, but not until sometime later in the story. Based on what Kushina said about the Uzumaki clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 175,706 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A'maelamin, Silmarwen by FlutieCutie reviews
The sworn sister of Haldir, and the love of Legolas. I apologize for the lack of a proper summary. Please, do give it a chance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Haldir, Legolas
Regrets by Hopel3ssRomAntik
It was as if you felt your heart stop... You weren't ready to say goodbye, at least, not yet anyways.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - L
The Riders by Lady of Em reviews
What if there was a secret race of people nobody knew about? What if the leader of those people had been asked by Frodo to accompany them on his quest? Strider is suspicious of this newcomer. Legolas/OC Fiction eventually.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Legolas, Frodo B.
The Highest Stakes by Onkoona reviews
What interest would the British Secret Service have in a scruffy Japanese school kid?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Fujiwara no Sai, Hikaru S. - Complete
Everything Burns by Mekon-chan reviews
Request by ElricLawliet. Song-fic Everything Burns: Anistacia. The silver haired Jounin almost passed her by at first. She was at the Jounin meeting, standing near the back, looking like she was trying to disappear. Kakashi/OC Kaka/OC KakashixOC KakaxOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Bonds of Time by Riyuto-san reviews
An ancient evil has broken through time itself to exact revenge upon the descendant of Satoshi; That being the current Rokudaime, Uzumaki Naruto. When they attack Naruto's family, his 4 year old daughter is accidentally transported to the past. Naruto/Hinata COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,274 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mask by hiddenflame268 reviews
Kakashi Hatake and OC one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2011 - [Kakashi H., OC] - Complete
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 10,653 - Follows: 4,220 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Invisible Girl by tsay cresant reviews
Ayame is Kakashi's 12 year old daughter, who just lost her mother. Now she has to move to Konaha and join Team 7. Will she revive her relationship with her father, or lose it from the death of her twin brother. please review and favorite :D No YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,609 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mosaic by the-human-error reviews
Ibiki has been missing his physicals. Sakura is pissed. SakuraIbiki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sakura H., Ibiki M.
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Secrets: SasukexOC OneShot by NinjaSoul reviews
SasukexOC. For over a year, no one knew about their relationship. But it turns out one blonde in particular knew all along.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning Shows The Day by AvocadoLove reviews
One moment ten-year-old Umino Iruka is pulling his most daring prank, and the next he's in the middle of a bloody battlefield. What is going on, and who is this strange masked boy with him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,824 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Namikaze Noriko The Dragon Mistress by Kyuuiya reviews
Akatsuki is after Kyuubi's vessel now more then ever with Sasuke on there side. Little did they know that the vessel is not a he but a she and that she is very powerful. FemNaru SasuFemNaru. My first fanfic so don't hate me R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Like a Clockwork by Ruinous Crow reviews
At that day in the Valley of the End, what if Naruto had… won? It's Team Seven, united, and they're not letting anyone mess with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,573 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 278 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,543 - Reviews: 4378 - Favs: 10,513 - Follows: 4,054 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Punishment by Lady Charity reviews
Izaya bullies Shizuo into playing a game with Kadota and Shinra. The object of the game is to subject everyone to the worst punishment you can think of. Izaya never expected this game to reveal one of his major weaknesses.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Touch by ReiraKurenai reviews
Hiding in a closet is not a good idea. Hiding in a closet with a woman you have always felt drawn to is even worse. Neji had to learn it the hard way. NejixOC one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - [Neji H., OC] - Complete
Naruto Reborn:Sasuke Uchiha by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 351,064 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
100 Years by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
A look back at the life Artemis could have had, if he hadn't let it slip through his fingers. ArtemisxOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Stroll Down the Alley by Ita-Neo reviews
Once upon a time, a high school student lived in Ikebukuro. That wouldn't be too bad if it didn't happen to include lunatic humanitarians, online gangs, and killer websites. IzayaXOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,033 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010
Butterflies by crazygirl4132 reviews
Shino oneshot. I was bored and randomly thought of this idea. ShinoXOC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Shino A.
Christmas Piano by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly, spending her two-week Christmas vacation above-ground with the Fowls, discovers one of Artemis' more legal talents. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Vehemence by ReiraKurenai reviews
It had to be some sort of mistake. Why would Orochimaru have a interest in her? Sasuke was at a loss of words and he didn't like the new development. How did Hibari get dragged into this dirty world? OrochimaruxOC one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2010 - [Orochimaru, OC] Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 3,372 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Hidden Plans by Stormglass reviews
A female human with immortal life visits Elrond when he calls her for the meeting. She will follow the Fellowship but without them knowing. How long can she keep it up? What if Legolas sees her in Moria. She protects him. He falls in love. Hear the tale.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Legolas
Shikamaru's Mourning by Juura99 reviews
My version of the days after Asuma's death. Normal POV. Friendship, Fluff, Shounen-ai if you want. ShikaNaru if you want it to be. SasuNaru if you want it to be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Paper Wings by Magna Dea reviews
To the LEP emotions are a weakness and expressing them is tantamount to a death-wish. Knowing this, Holly tries to hide her pain and grief by bottling it up inside; Trouble, however, turns out to be more perceptive than she thought... H/T, post-TAC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
An Unexpected Storm by smilesinrain reviews
Artemis is forced to go to a wedding with his family, which he dreads. He has newly discovers hormones that's driving his brain and body to out of his normal control. Add a smart & beautiful girl to that and you get sexual tension all over place. Enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Artemis F.
Konoha's Yellow Fang by Captain Haki reviews
A careless mistake by Itachi leaves Naruto with a gift. With a sharingan in his left eye, Naruto will rise up the ranks and make a name for himself. A Naruto modelled after Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,356 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U.
Teenagers by jellydonut16 reviews
Because Sasuke's a teenager too. SasukexOC Slightly crack-ish one-shot. Read&Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Finding Terra Firma by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
Unfortunately for Butler, if there's anything more complicated than going to bed with Artemis Fowl…it's waking up with him. DB/AF, SLASH; Sequel to "Rational Intercourse"
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Healer and the Interrogator by Stunning Sunset reviews
After Pein's attack, Konoha is mending, but some people have it harder than others. When Sakura refuses to leave her post at the hospital, endangering her health, the only person they could call in was the only one who would not flinch in front of her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ibiki M., Sakura H. - Complete
Sorry I'm Late, Did You Think I Was Dead? by uzumaki rakku reviews
"He never actually told the truth, not once, even when everyone that was waiting for him knew exactly why he was late. He just waved, smiled, and gave another excuse. It was his habit. His routine. Until the day Naruto went missing." KakaNaru MIA fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I love Chocolate by xXxBlackRoseOfSOuthParkxXx reviews
this is a sasukeXOC one shot. what happens when sasuke falls for one of his team mates SAsukeXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sasuke U.
Loving a Blind Angel by KitxXxShadows reviews
Just a spur of the moment idea I had. A blind girl helps Sasori realize he isn't as heartless as he thought. Sasori x OC oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sasori - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Hidden Desire by apiegohome reviews
After finishing a hard day of work, Naruto goes out drinking, but why for the love of God did he end up in bed with his boss? NaruSasu Yaoi - This has plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Statistics of Intensity by halloweenvalentine-7 reviews
She didn't expect to see walking sex perched on her windowsill. SasukexOC Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 4115 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Village of the Blade by DragonKnightRyu reviews
Deep in the Land of Rivers there is a Hidden Village that is sanctuary to all Jinchuriki, this place is Kengakure, the Hidden Blade Village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Wanderer by thatguy07 reviews
I don't act like a ninja, but I promise you I am one. You can keep your jutsu, bloodlines, and village secrets because they don't interest me. All I want is your gold, jewelry, and money. Naruto POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Naruto U.
Breaking Curses by Luddles reviews
A girl with a strange curse that can never be broken. That is, until two strange men appear in her town. Will one of them steal her heart? FaixOC Guess what, I have Fai paired with a FEMALE OC! GASP! FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fai - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 1,676 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Ultimate Experiment: Weapon X by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
At age 4, Naruto is taken from Konoha, by Orochimaru. 8 years later, on a C Class, turned A Class, mission, Mitarashi Anko is brutally attacked due to her connection to the Sannin by his most feared project, Weapon X, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Anko M.
Requiem of the Dead by XxShatteredXxXGlassxX reviews
Train Heartnet has always been a loner, but what happens when a mysterious young girl suddenly appears in his life? It is up to him to uncover the secret of her bloody past before it is too late. Not the best summary TrainXoc
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Train H.
Substantiate by Caffeine and Cigarettes reviews
SasuSaku. "So, he said that he would learn how to say I love you in 26 languages just to prove that he does love you?" —COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Undercover by 1808565 reviews
The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Spontaneity by Hopel3ssRomAntik reviews
What happens when Shikamaru decides to be spontaneous and romantic? ShikamaruXOC Characters Kioko and Amaya are people that are going to be in a fanfic a friend and I are thinking about writing. This is just an idea/one-shot I had. R&R Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 620 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Temper by Luddles reviews
Kurogane hasn't always had a bad temper, but he sure has one now. And that's going to get him into trouble with Princess Tomoyo time and time again. Story takes place in Nihon, when Kuro and Tomoyo are kids. KuroxTomoyo. Oneshot.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Kurogane, Tomoyo - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 15,032 - Follows: 6,295 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5696 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
Abused A Sasuke Oneshot by Fleur du cirque reviews
SasukexOC Warning: very OOCish Fluffy
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ineluctable by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Presenting, Shisui: the Amazing Matchmaker by Imperial Mint reviews
Shisui has a Plan involving his best friend and the newest addition to his team. He hasn't failed a single of his Plans yet, all 273 of them. It's now just a case of getting Itachi to realise that this isn't a set up, and get Naruto to stop hating Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Their Pink Haired Secretary by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, and the pay was good, but her bosses constantly showing her appreciation for her hard work through caresses and kisses? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Illusory by Caranina reviews
Received 3rd place in the Summer 2009 Naruyaoi fest competition. “The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.” - James Baldwin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Adventures of Naruto by Danfiction reviews
A brilliant son hiding his talents, wishing for the life of an adventurer suddenly finds himself getting what he wishes. Demons, ninjas, villages in need; did he get more than he bargained for? He forges his own name among the nations, becoming a legend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 84,728 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Parasomnia by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Playing The Hostage by TanukiRaccoon reviews
It had started out like a normal day. Naruto went to the bank, and that was where 'normal' vanished. A criminal organisation, gunshots, and a hostage situation. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Positively Positive by overtheyears reviews
“Are you absolutely, super doper, positively positive?” ShikamaruXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Soul Set Alight by Caranina reviews
He'd been watching him some time now, from the darkness until one day simply watching was no longer enough. All he ever wanted was to tell the blond stranger his name. Implied yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Walk Home by LaMouton reviews
Sweet oneshot! Nejixoc. Neji looked at the young woman next to him. She was smiling to herself. There was a faint flush on her cheeks and her hair was curling slightly as it fell down her back...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Be Cared For by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
Naruto doesn't often get sick, but when he does he knows his routine: hunker down and be miserable. But this time around maybe he can finally have a taste of what others normally have. Naruto-Fluff-ness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 427 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Teardrops on my guitar by TheUntameableShrew reviews
Neji and Kairi have always been best friends...but are they stuck at just that? NejixOC. I dont own Naruto...Do YOU see mentions of Kairi, Akira or Seth anywhere? I also dont own the song.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
Bothersome Boor by Wydene reviews
Full Summary inside. ShikamaruxOC Minor NarutoxOC R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
At a Ramen Stand by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, Naruto-centric* In a small ramen stand, a ninja shares his past with the owner as he waits, for either his precious person or his pursuers to come.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] OC - Complete
You Are My Destiny by x Kurohime x Koroshiya x reviews
Juri and Neji are rivals... But for some reason, he's also her Hero. NejiXOC.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 6,323 - Follows: 3,680 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Aniki by Buni-San reviews
Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Did You Say Uzumaki? by Magic Shade reviews
Jiraiya searches for the one named Uzumaki Naruto, but finds so much more. A touching tale of the humanity that strings us all together. A OneShot about Romance, Our Friends, and Everything that connects us. I would recommend reading it. 3/10: Minor Fixes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Rabbit's Foot by Serephy reviews
If you get involved with the 'Unlucky Uchiha,' you're sure to disappear. When lucky Naruto meets Uchiha Sasuke, one of the survivors of the Uchiha clan, he uncovers the secret to the disappearances...and the one person he can truly love. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,922 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ephemeral Encounters by VesperChan reviews
An accident left Sakura without sight or a strong voice. Melancholy from the accident's effects Mandara takes her in. She soon meets Itachi and Sasori who live downstairs. Both take an instantaneous liking to the 18 year old girl. Sakura-Itaachi,Sasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sapphire Butterfly by Baby Cougar reviews
When Shino Aburame left that morning, he got more than he bargained for. A little OOC. ShinoxOC Fluff. One-shot. Has been totally re-done. Read second chapter for lots more detail and fluff. Gets a little steamy...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Shino A.
SasukexOC Oneshot by XxDarkWxX reviews
Mainly a bunch of flashbacks put together that tell the fanfic about Sasuke and my OC Hikari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Instructor by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Shi no Me by Zephyras reviews
In a darker world, Haruno Sakura never became a ninja. Instead, a stoic girl named Yamaki Sasumi took her place. Silent unless spoken to and painfully polite, she pushes all away from her for fear of discovery. Because Yamaki Sasumi has a secret. AU, OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,088 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misunderstandings by Reid Wright reviews
Jaden is challenged to a duel. But there are stakes involved. For once, it's in his best interest to loose. But will he? Can he?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - [Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., OC] - Complete
Love at first sight by Lyrita Teroda reviews
Gaara gets hit with a blind date after Hinata begs him constantly. It turns out to be the best thing he ever did. AU.Songfic to 'One boy, one girl' by Collin Raye. Gaaraxoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 7,331 - Follows: 2,358 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 179 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
Au Major. Naruto is a bit of an enigma. A mystery you might say. He sleeps twenty hours a day, He quotes fortune cookies, and he kicks more ass than anyone this side of the universe. How? Read to find out. UP FOR ADOPTION. Contact me for the One Rule.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
After the Falls by serenphoria reviews
Just because Sasuke came back doesn't mean everything's all right. For a change so small, who could guess the consequences would be so great? [Deviates after Valley of the End]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,282 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damn You by SwiftDragonfly reviews
Hissori's Father and Brother just died, and even though she wants to hide it, Neji won't let her. Nejixoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Neji H.
Butterfly Kisses by Akira Johnson reviews
Shy and obedient, young Talia finally finds love. A Shino one shot ShinoxOC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Shino A. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Kalachuchi reviews
/SasuNaru/ For the record, Uchiha Sasuke is not gay. Now if only he could stop his racing hormones whenever Naruto's around, then convincing himself he's straight would be so much easier. /for catharticdeficit/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/13/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Hic! by TooDarnLazy reviews
It's said one way of curing hiccoughs is surprising the sufferer. Sasuke hit on the perfect method to surprise this particular hiccoughing idiot. Fluff, cliches, fem!Naru, SasuNaru, non-yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Down the Untrodden Path by XD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always gave the surprises, until a stranger by the name of Uchiha Sasuke came up one fine day to pronounce him 'my Prince'. Naruto thought he knew ridiculous. Thinking again suddenly seemed like a very good idea.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black and Gold by Petileo reviews
Naruto is one of the few students in his year to retain his foxy ears and tail- symbols of his innocence. All think that oblivious, adorable Naruto is 'doomed to a life of celibacy'.That is until the chance meeting with sex-god Uchiha Itachi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Colorblind by Stephfunky reviews
Neji thinks he probably loves Naruto. And the sky is probably blue. The grass is probably green. Well - unless he's colorblind. Slash Neji/Naruto Drabble
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kana's Song by Niilan reviews
Kana has never been able to express her feelings to the one she loves. Now alone in a quiet wood, she sings, but you never know who is listening. NejiXOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Inner Secrets by Daisuke Shadow Kitsune reviews
Naruto is keeping secrets from his Teammates and Friends, holding a secret life without their knowledge, but what happens when they are sent on a mission directly related to his second life? And why is Itachi hunting the Shadow Assailant? ABANDONNED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,767 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Life is like a Bowl of Miso Ramen by RuneNeko reviews
When Kakashi introduced a new way to help build teamwork in Cell Seven, they are surprised by Naruto’s reply. Do they really know him as well as they think they do? AU NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lalaith by ArabianNights18 reviews
It's been two millenia, and Legolas runs into an old friend as he journeys through Lothlorien with the Fellowship. But the first thing she does is slap him. LegolasXOC Oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Beautiful World by DigiFruit reviews
With Naruto gone on his training journey with Jiraiya, Sakura finds that she's falling deeper and deeper into darkness without his cheerful presence. So she tries to figure out how he was able to see such a beautiful world, when all she saw is an ugly one
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Perfect Day by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*SuiNaru one-shot* When Naruto is given a chance to bring Sasuke back, he does so, at the same time breaking his own dream. What is left for him to do then? Maybe he just needs a new path...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Suigetsu H., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bubbles and Clouds by evafan24 reviews
Shikamaru's spot has become invaded by Amaiko, a girl who's obsessed with blowing bubbles. She has a trick up her sleeve that he doesn't know about. What could it be? ShikamaruXOC Shikamaru belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and OC belongs to me. Drabble...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Certifiable by Guttersnipe reviews
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M NOT CRAZY, DATTEBAYO! WHY THE HECK DO I HAVE TO SEE A SHRINK? BAACHAN! BAACHAN! Ah yes. It is time for all good shinobi to get their psychological evaluations, in Konoha. Crack! is king here. Includes all of the Rookie Nine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Happened on a White Christmas by silverrayne621 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a perfect model student. After being tricked into working at an orphanage until Christmas. He meets a mysterous orphan that let's his feelings flow through music. Is there really a such thing as a true White Christmas? Summary pending
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,860 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Christmas Setup by Fantasy Fan Girl reviews
Everyone has somebody, except for Ino. She's fallen for Shikamaru and just knows that he can't feel the same for her. Maybe this Christmas setup could get them together. InoxShika mainly, SasuXSaku NaruXHina NejiXTen ChoujixOC KibaxOC LeeXOC ShinoXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Observation by Psychick23 reviews
Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 228 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Few More Strokes To Happiness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Naruto is an artist. Sasuke is a model. Picture it. [NaruSasu KisaIta KyuuSasu Yaoi AU COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,528 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forbidden by Princess-Dramatic reviews
They're love is powerful, true and forbidden. The tension between their villages force them to meet in secret. Only disaster can result... NEJIxOC ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,213 - Reviews: 4216 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 340 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The First Step by Durgas Dragon reviews
Iruka didn’t warrant much attention…until he staggered in the Hokage’s office, barely in one piece. Takes place during the time skip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,142 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Through the Eyes of a Blind Girl by Hyper Ninja and the Weird Nin reviews
A missing moment between Kakashi and two OC's before Kakashi meets team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Single Red Rose by reviews
In time for Valentine's Day! Yay! A TATE Valentine's Day fic, about roses, Kate's lack of a social life, and Tony's favourite person. UPDATED: Yay! Another chapter to reveal what happened next!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Taking Your Life Back by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
[COMPLETE]It's high school, what do you expect, a fairytale romance? There's no such thing as romance for Naruto Uzumaki...[SasuNaru Various MM Yaoi AU LEMON]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,230 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
On Love's Gilded Wings by ikimi reviews
Sasuke has been returned to Konoha. But who's this new girl in town? Surprising twist at the end! SasukexOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Drawings on the Wall by what a wonderful phrase reviews
[SasukexOC] It won third place in Diamondsforever's Naruto fanfiction contest on Quizilla.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Hormones by dedkake reviews
Sasuke looked cute when he was playing video games. It turned Naruto on. Narusasu... just a cute little something.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roses of Romance by NoCareChakara reviews
Kiba goes head over heels for a new girl who joins Team 8. Kiba thinks she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. Shino meets a hot girl at Konoha Hospital! KibaxOC and ShinoxOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Her by foxmagic reviews
Musica always knew that women would be his eventual downfall. He supposed, though, that it wasn't such a terrible way to die. [Oneshot]
Rave Master - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
Angels Refuse to Die by lunabasketcase reviews
Naruto tries to hide his cuts and bruses from team 7.Who is doing this to Naruto?How far will they push to uncover Naruto secret?Or can it push Naruto one step closer to the edge.Based on my childhood
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 1,702 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2675 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Because You Never Knew by shi-chan reviews
KakaNaru Kakashi always gave Sasuke & Sakura more attention than Naruto. That mistake has lead to a dramatic change in Naruto, and as he grows more distant, Kakashi begins to love him. But what really happened when Naruto left? What is he hiding? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 201 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by Shivvlan reviews
Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru. Super slow-burn. (Updated: 5 Feb 2017)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,387 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Price of Butting In by DarkPhoenix484 reviews
[ShikaNaru, shounen ai] Shikamaru had never liked butting into other people's business. They were too troublesome for him to bother with. But not all endevours are fruitless, and some are sweeter than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Why not? by shi-chan reviews
YAOI It all started with him asking if it was okay for guys to kiss and Kakashi finds himself giving Naruto more attention. When one of the banterings between the rivals goes too far, Kakashi realizes how life is different without Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,514 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
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A String of Coincidences
A New York businessman has been murdered. Not too surprising, but this businessman was a Marine. Vance assigns the case to Gibbs, despite jurisdiction issues, and he finds that the wife of the Marine had been on the phone during the murder. With her son, who was in a car crash at the same time and has lost his memory, his voice, and his hearing. This could be a very long case...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2013
A Con Man's Game
He's a magician, a swindler, a liar, a gambler, and a cheater. He likes outsmarting everyone else, and doesn't care much for the consequences. But when someone from his past shows up, targeting his friends, he won't stand for it. It'll be his biggest con yet. Convincing everyone, even himself, that he's a criminal. But will a certain Marine buy his act?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2013
Eye of the Storm
time travel. Kitsuen has no idea what's going on. She ended up years in the past, surrounded by people who should be dead, and finds herself involved in the 3rd Shinobi War when the last thing she remembers is the beginning of the 4th War. What is going on and why is this man flirting with her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H.
Blame it on Love and Demons reviews
time travel. He had definitely not seen this coming. Out of all the possible endings to the 4th Shinobi War, this was not what he had expected. What was a demon to do when he suddenly found himself thrown 26 years in the past with the whole world depending on him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N.
Line of Duty reviews
Saki is a civilian. Scarily brilliant, but a civilian nonetheless. Or so everyone thinks. She had it all planned out, manipulating events from the shadows, orchestrating deaths from behind the scenes. Then she met a little blond hair boy and started to care. She can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Naruto U., Ibiki M., Sasuke U.
Ally Shinobi Program
Seven young ninjas from each of the Hidden Villages will be assigned to the Ally Shinobi Program in an attempt to train them to work together and hone their skills. It is the hope of every Kage that this will help with future alliances. But what if during this the ninjas uncover some of the village's dirty secrets? What if they decide to achieve peace their own way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Published: 9/3/2012
Kamen no Akuma reviews
9 kids band together under one name. 9 orphans abandoned at young ages. 10 years training and living together gives them the potential to stop a war. But will they? Or will they side with those who wish to start the war? TenXNeji ShikaXOC NaruXHina SasXOC Changed plot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Alek Falls For Someone Else reviews
A new girl shows up and Alek's smitten. It's love at first sight. Except she's human. When Alek loses himself and kisses her he's devastated. But what if she lives? She's an unusual person with a strange past, but she is human. So why did she live?
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Alek
The Target reviews
Please read it, it is a sort of poem about the character i will add on to my Naruto story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
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