Samwise the Brave
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Joined 01-28-03, id: 334027
Author has written 23 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Teen Titans.
Hey y'all! I've been belting out alot of slash fics lately, hope you all read em!Sadly however, it seems not many people are visiting the site nowadays, so less reviews!-_-I have been a goood author by updating at least 3 fics in one shot, writing two new fics, yet noone has read or reviewed.Anyways, if you happen to be reading this, have mercy on me, read me fics.

Although I'm straight, and shudder at the thought of real people slash, I still like slash, and I like to use this quote as an excuse and opening to my slash fics from now on.

~People back then were not homosexual, they were just sexual.~-Collin Farell

And I'm sure many slashers here agree.

Ai!!Aftermath by Legolas4me is finished!!!I'm really sad about that, but I can't wait for the sequel. Thanks Legolas4me!!*bows down*

news:I have decided to write a re-post of Soul, because I wrote that quite a while ago and haven't even finished it. However, there is SO MUCH improvement to be made, so it will be off for now until I have time to re-write soul. Apologies to those who read and reviewed!

Here's the uncensored version of the scene from I Learned that I promised!

Oh! I just watched EE FotR![yeah I know it's a lil late but still]Was amazing. I liked it best when Aragorn slapped snoring Gimli! Oh and I thought that when he was singing it was so sad. It tells the audience just how much heartache he's suffering. Although to hear Viggo sing is a bit strange though..And Legolas was a bitch!

Ok now for the updates: I'm alive of course! I'm sorry for not updating but I'm suffering acute writer's block at the moment. Anyone got a cure? And I was listening to Mad Season, and I though omg this is the title I've been looking for for Meant To Be. Sorry if I confuse you. If you're free please visit my new site, the url is in the hp box.

I am TERRIBLY UPSET. How come all the BADFICS get the reviews? And sometimes the GOODFICS get none? WHY IS THAT?! CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME?! Cos there's this horrible ff in the lotr section, I do not wish to mention it in respect and plain simple hobbit sense. I personally find it stupid and cliched and common, and the writing's not THAT great. It gets reviews like 'poor widdle *censored so as to make it non obvious*!!I wanna cry for him!!' And it butchers the other characters in the process. It irks me to no end. I can't praise myself but a little self confidence won't hurt. So I wonder why I'm not getting reviews like *SOME* people do.

~Slash and RPS. Gives my 'frisk-meter' an all time high.~

AII!!!!!!!ROTK!!!
Made me cry my eyes out. I loved it. I LOVE it. I'm sad it's ended. And worst still is I have almost kinda lost my will to write my fics, cos I know it will never happen. There's no such thing as slash and no such thing as Aragorn being a bastard, or giving up the throne to be with Legolas.It just makes no sense. But it's FAN FICTION. So I'm not too worried actually. I think I'm just a bit too emotional right now, so I will actually continue writing. It's just that..Aww!!I can't help but think of deleting 'I Learned from the Best'. I've been trying to settle for Aragorn's reasons and all but especially after watching RotK I can't decide. Because I was so happy to see Aragorn being crowned, and kissing Arwen[passionately at that!]. He was so happy, and there's NO WAY IN HELL that he could be such a bastard to Legolas. I sound as if I am flaming myself. I don't know if I should continue. I don't have the heart to. I can continue my other fics which are also slash, but those are happy fics. Where Aragorn is not a bastard and does not give up his throne for anyone. Ai!!!!!!

Well, well, well...I've been flamed!!!YAY!!!This person by the name 'Diamond' is obviously living underneath a rock. And I say yay because I rarely get flames, so she obviously got squeeked to see most of the reviews I get aren't flames. I'm not trying to brag, I don't get 1000 reviews a chap! I mean, MPREG is so not a new thing, I'm sure however grossed out she must be, she shouldn't be so 'new' to MPREG, right? And she ain't got no balls either. Maybe she isnt a writer, but if she was then she probably doesnt have the balls. I don't mind flames, but I can feel an..'aura' seeping out from the flame...Why don't she flame each and EVERY one of the slash fics out here. Then maybe she'd be satisfied. I'm not mad actually. Just amused. Who the hell doesn't know about mpreg? And as farfetched as mpreg is, as an OPEN-MINDED person, anyone can tell a good fic from a bad fic, whether it is slash, mpreg, or plain simple het. I don't usually retaliate to flamers, but I feel pekish.

If you're reading this, dearest 'Diamond', I sugest you move to a proper house, not a rock. Your flame wasn't even constructive critisism.

Please be a BYATCH SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Thank You.

PS: If you actually succeed in flaming each and every one of the slash and mpreg fics on ff.net/adult ff.net, kudos to you. But it's only IF.

Hmm..I'm sorry but I just couldn't help myself. i changed the title of I Learned, because I thought this new title was more suiting. Yeah, not the most original title, but I felt I needed to. Things are changing fast, so is my taste, my feelings. I'm sorry for not updating for sooo long. I didn't even bother to check my stats. I was quite amazed to see me being put on a few more people's fav author's list and author alert lists. My gosh. I'm extremely flattered. I think I will update soon.

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A Shy Elfling by Serendi reviews
UPDATED! Legolas's Story up! Something happend to young Legolas that made him very shy. can Thranduil, young Arwen, and Elrond find out what it is before it is too late?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 83,586 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Arwen U., Legolas
What Comfort You May Find by sheraiah reviews
How will king Thranduil cope with ruling a kingdom and raising a motherless son after the death of his queen?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 7/8/2003
Everything You Want by Raving-Lunatic reviews
Something that she hadn’t given to anyone else on the team had waited there in the violet of her eyes. She’d tempted him with her rarity. Robin X Raven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004
Fires of Purgatory by QteCuttlfish reviews
What if Captain Jack Sparrow were forced to commit the worst violation on his best friend, Will Turner? m/m RAPE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,979 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Lives Go On by Lady-Tinuviel reviews
Eowyn and Faramir, newly married, share stories of their pasts as their future unfolds. PG- 13 for angst and a little EowynFaramir pairing. Chapter thirteen up now!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,404 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn
Fading by Akasha-of-Mirkwood reviews
Aragorn's encounter with the cave troll in front of the Black Gate ends differently than in the movie... and Legolas has to make a decision... warning: SLASH. This is a co-production with Nyx.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Life! by fazy reviews
Male Pregnancy Fic. Gondor: With the onset of labour, Legolas can no longer remain in denial about his pregnancy................... COMPLETED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,882 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Jaded by Mistress-Samwise reviews
Pre-LOTR: After his parents' death, Frodo turns into an out-of-control teen and his anger ends him up being shipped away to live with Bilbo. How will Frodo adjust to life in Hobbiton and will he ever be able to quell his anger? PG-13 for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,311 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 9/17/2002
Nin Calan by Gil-calan reviews
Aragorn and Legolas meet for the first time, but they aren't too happy about it. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,743 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Regret by ShopGirl1 reviews
When you lose a friend to death, it is tragic, but what if you lost them before you could say, "I'm sorry." Could you live with that?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,113 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Secret Love, Secret Life by slightly-psychotic reviews
This is kind of strange. It's AL slash. Legolas gets pregnant. Yes pregnant. There will be angst romance fighting...this is not a humor fic and i really hope you guys read this. It's rated R for upcoming chapters, thanks to Cheysuli for the great title.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,368 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
First Time Around by Hex Of The Unseelie reviews
Legolas, Elrohir, and Elladan are meeting for the first time. The twins are going through a tough period in their life and they last thing they need is the snotty Mirkwood prince around!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Snowdrops and Bluebells by Regina L reviews
Eowyn's growing friendship with Merry in the Houses of Healing begins to unthaw other feelings in her heart as well. A detailing of the Eowyn & Faramir courtship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,275 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Returning to before by sabrielfaerie reviews
Harry leaves the wizarding world after his wife dies, but when his daughter turns eleven he finds himself faced with returning to the world he abandoned. REPOSTED because so many people complained about the ending on the other one
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2003
Telparian by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
**Now Complete!!** Everyone knows that Legolas' mother is not around in LOTR or The Hobbit. But why not? A sad tale of a tragic death, and a grieving family. Set TA 145, when Legolas is aged 10. Chapter 8: Girith's Surprise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Legolas - Complete
You Oughta Know by Laiqalasse reviews
Chapter Three Now Up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Out of the Wood by Milady Hawke reviews
Legolas Aragorn SLASH! Sweet but intensely sexy vignette set in Lothlorien. The angsty Ranger finds solace and salvation in the arms (and legs) of our pretty elf. Typical slash fare - but the poetic style recommends the story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
All I Can Give by Earendilstar reviews
AU. Legolas' father dies and Aragorn lends him a shoulder and a sympathetic heart. (read the notes inside please)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
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Underneath reviews
I know, I'm dead on the surface, but I am screaming underneath. RobRae with mild slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2004
Interrupted by Fireworks reviews
This is SLASH and AU: Set during a celebration of Aragorn and Arwen's wedding, Legolas tries to tell Aragorn something, but gets interrupted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Stupid reviews
How stupid could I be? A simpleton could see that you're no good for me'. Legolas is going to be unwillingly engaged, and meets Estel.What do you do when you can't help but do what you do, eventhough it's going to hurt others?SLASH,AL,LH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Ilfirinamin reviews
Legolas and Haldir have been lovers for a long time. But as the shadows grow, Legolas gets a feeling [sort of premenission?] that Haldir will leave. Just a one-shot, SLASH, movie-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
My Immortal reviews
[AU]Aragorn has left Legolas for no apparent reason,leaving the young King in shams.What happens when Aragorn returns unintentionally?Will Legolas forgive him?UPDATED!The moment you've all been waiting for is here.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
In His Eyes reviews
[Slash,MPREG,AU]Legolas is grateful for many things,and one of them-eyesight.With it he can see elanor gardens and Estel's face.What happens when their 'perfect' life crashes down with the arrival of their new child?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
We Come and Go reviews
It's about Legolas' departure from Mirkwood, and his parting from the ones he loves. Includes Thranduil and Legolas' 'Loved one'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Legolas
Mad Season reviews
[AU,R for later.]Thranduil has lost everything important to him,his ada and naneth.Can suffering lead him to something good?Yes,it can,when he picks up a bundle of joy.Updated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Legolas
Jaded reviews
Based on Legolas Amin Aniron's Fallen Star.O Haldir! Lovely, but Jaded. The effects of the abuse is taking it's toll on Haldir, leaving him Jaded.[slash]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
Beautiful Stranger reviews
He was a beautiful stranger.Then when I thought we weren't strangers anymore,he would do the unexpected,and we were still strangers after all.AL.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Lord Elrond reviews
I'm sorry Lord Elrond. I am for real. Never meant to make your daughter cry. I've apologised a million times. You get the picture.Just R&R ok!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Hold On My Darling! reviews
Aragorn's[and his spouse's] POV on the giving birth of their first child!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2003
Love Connoisseurs reviews
Harry has his love rekindled after a good ice-cream sundae. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Boy Who Lived reviews
I want you to cry out my name, to feel. To live is to feel.' Draco's thoughts about Harry.slash R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love Scene reviews
It's not explicit,just..well you read to find out.Written in tribute to all pairslovers'Tolkien sources of romance'.Slash?Het?It applies to all.Read & review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/2/2003
Stop Crying Your Heart Out reviews
Thranduil is dying and has only a night to live.Sometimes you regret not telling someone you love them eventhough you had so many chances.Finished.Ada's last thoughts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Legolas
Chocolate reviews
Doesn't it say all?Kind of a sequel to 9 things I love about you.Readable even if didn't read 9TILY.Legolas and Aragorn have a very different way of eating chocolate.RnR!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
9 Things I Love About You reviews
Idea from e finale of Malcom in e Middle. The 2 are on the verge of breaking up due to doubts,but Legolas is in labour!/slash,obviously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Crazy In Love reviews
Legolas runs off and Aragorn goes to find him.Meanwhile,Gandalf tells the fellowship of Legolas' CLUMSY and unlikely childhood.RnR please!/slash/
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
A day in the life of Cho Chang reviews
Many see her as a usual object of Harry's affections,but did you care to see inside?RnR,I swear it's tolerable.Chap 2 up! And there's a cameo appearance!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Cho C., Harry P.
EMPREG reviews
Just my humorous view of the famous, general, ~MPREG~. A parody I guess. No lemon, but kiddies under 17 might start to believe mpreg exists.Includes an over emotional prince. Oh yes, swearing. Please R&R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Legolas
Time after Time reviews
A little S&F friendship poem. Please R&R. Frodo just wants to ask Sam why.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/23/2003
Samwise the Brave reviews
Sam's thoughts after Frodo is attacked by Shelob, and his desicion to take the ring and how hard it was to leave Frodo in a poem.r/r please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Samwise G.