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Joined 10-14-11, id: 3340701, Profile Updated: 04-26-12
Author has written 8 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Pandora Hearts, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Homestuck.

UNIVERSAL DISCLAIMER:

I do not own any of the fandoms I write for~! Only my OCs and writing! Suck on that convention disclaimers! Lick my chick berries! Aw yeah!

So... FUCK YEAH.

I'm a person, and for now you can call me... Hey, whatever the fuck you wanna call me! I'll tell you right off the bat I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible! AND I LOVE CUSSING.

Here's some shit you didn't really want to know about me but will:

Shit I like:

-PANDAS

-CUSSING

-loud sentences

-caves(they are where I live)

-being both German and Portuguese

-kicking ass or the act of ass being kicked(I'm American after all)

-tea

-pretzels

-FOOD

-Hot Topic

-Coke

-fruit

-cake

Shit I hate:

-capitalization(non-formal writing)

-vegetables(I haven't eaten one in 2 years I do not know how I'm alive)

-scoliosis

-hospitals

-cats

-italics

-religious people

-the name Amanda

-people who don't like kicking ass

-PEOPLE WHO DO NOT OBEY

Music that kicks donkey dick:

-Skrillex

-Glitch Mob

-Two Door Cinema Club

-Jon Lajoie

-Lonely Island

-AWOLNATION

-The Raconteurs

-Frank Sinatra

-Louis Armstrong

-Buddy Holly

-Beck

-Pretty much anthing that isn't pop or country

RANDOM ME FACTS:

-I AM PRUSSIAN. NO JOKE.

-I'm terrified of being stabbed by a man named Roberta

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Eye Sea Ewe
When crazed identity thief breaks into the Strider residence to deliver rohypnol coated pancakes and news of his impending future, nobody remembers any of the event because, well, drugs were involved. But when she becomes another piece in the game, things begin to deteriorate faster than the idea of putting Jake English in a hamster home.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Dave S., Eridan A.
Spineless History reviews
In order to save herself from flunking, Compton is given the once in a lifetime chance to make-up all her old assignments. So she's sent to the library and given a book to study with. Seems pretty normal, right? But what's with the sexy men suddenly appearing in her house? And what does any of it have to do with history? Rewrite
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Prussia, Russia
Afflicted Designs reviews
She had no real debt. Nothing to make up for and nothing to apologize about. It had all been paid off long ago. So why did they insist that she was still heavy with untouched costs? And why did she play along so eagerly?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Kaoru H., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Simply Diseased reviews
Byoki has never been more lost. After the vicious killing of her family and her own attempted murder, witness protection moves her to Ikebukuro. It takes all of her will to move on, but what excitement will occur in her brand new life? ShizuoXOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Shizuo H.
Beautiful Mistake Or Terrible Truth? reviews
When Kid goes to find the mysterious Coroner, will he make a beautiful mistake or discover a terrible truth? Or both? KidXOC Possible ChronaXOC Review for continuation.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Death The Kid, Crona
In Hand, Both Pen And Sword reviews
There is no memory for some people which is simply put aside, a lack of knowledge that many deal with. But Vorpal Lutwidge cannot accept her cluelessness. And if Pandora can help Alice, there's no reason why they can't help her. BreakxOC.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Xerxes B., Oz V.
Love Is Halfway Between Heaven And Hell reviews
She's far more bad than good, despite being the highest form of good their is. Her secret is hurting Rin in a way we can't understand. I don't condone her stay at True Cross Academy, but I suppose that's not for me to say. AmaimonXOC
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Amaimon, Rin O.
Experiments And Gardening reviews
She'd finally escaped from the prison they'd locked her in. But with a heavy past chasing just behind her, will the Phantomhives take kindly to her abrupt arrival? Only continued for good reviews. FinnianXOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Finnian