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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Ouran High School Host Club.

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Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 107 - Words: 62,745 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
A Study in Friendship by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,802 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Orphanage by CrystalIceSweet reviews
Pepper should have known that Tony never does what he was supposed to do and leave it at that. This said, even she was confused how a simple visit to the orphanage for PR purposes ended up with Tony adopting 3 of the weirdest kids she has ever met. Genius!Harry. SLASH. De-Aged Golden trio. Stony.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Letters To Sherlock by jessisnotdeadyet reviews
These are the letters that John wrote to Sherlock during the time when he was 'dead'. He left the letters on his grave every week on a Wednesday, starting from one month after the Fall. Includes Johnlock, and these letters lead on to a fanfiction in story form rather than letters which I am currently working on. Mystrade included in such fanfiction. Rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 68 - Words: 48,716 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 6,885 - Follows: 9,133 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Sherlock Invents His Own Lube by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock replaces John's usual bottle of lube with a set of homemade variants and a blank data table. For science. He has to monitor the experiment himself, of course. (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/17 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 6,027 - Follows: 6,145 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Blog Worth Following by Lightning-Shaped-Scars reviews
The Internet is introduced to Hogwarts and Harry discovers Tumblr. A certain Slytherin stumbles across Harry's blog and discovers that the Boy-Who-Lived isn't who Draco thought he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,591 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
5 plus 1 Times Sherlock Let Someone See His Wings by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock could count on one hand the number of times other people had seen his wings. John was the only one of significance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/12 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Life is our Sentence by LucyLouLuna reviews
A potions accident early in Harry Potter's sixth year changes everything for Severus Snape. AU. COMPLETE. De-aged Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Taken by Autumnstar17 reviews
When Sherlock is abducted and held hostage, John embarks on a dangerous rescue mission 3,000 miles from home. (Collab by me and Scottie)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
Victory Day by karatemaster101 reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Johanna M., Pres. Snow - Complete
Nine Unread Messages by GrellSutcliffeTheRipper reviews
Sometimes Haruhi regrets accepting that mobile phone the twins offered her, all it does is distract her from her studies. But she starts to find that some distractions are more welcome than others. Haru/Kyo.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,439 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
Malfo-Puff by Lissy Stage reviews
Draco Malfoy, a Hufflepuff. A series of crack and fluff-filled drabbles featuring Hufflepuff!Draco and Protective!Harry. Written for the One AU World Boot Camp. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Justin F., Ernie M.]
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
To save the life of the man he loves, Harry Potter called out in the name of something unholy. Now he reaps the dreadful consequences. But what if he could turn the tide in his favor? Will his new master allow it or will he be subjugated forever? Slash! SM/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,236 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
Inside the Lines by dejadis reviews
Harry is good at drawing and at being in denial. Draco is good at showing off his body and at infuriating Harry. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Chastisement (And How Sirius Has a Lot to Learn) by Elliroc reviews
Oneshot AU: When Harry's parents died, Remus and Sirius took over raising their best friends' child. After Harry crashes a Flying Ford Anglia into the Whomping Willow at the start of his second year, Remus and Sirius are forced to send a Howler highlighting their displeasure. Or, at least, that was the plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bonnie and Clyde by wouldtheywriteasongforyou reviews
"We were two people straight out of a legend, you and I." — in which Lily and Snape are smooth criminals. AU, of course. Warnings for breaking the rules and other illicit activities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Coming of Someday by FrostInTheWarren reviews
The one thing Jack wanted was to be seen. Now that he is, he has no idea what he's supposed to do. 300 years of loneliness and trust issues don't just go away. Of course, the memories he's getting in his sleep may answer a few questions. (Or: Jack realizes things, the Guardians have a lot to make up for, and Bunny finally gets some Jack.) Jackrabbit. Sequel to The Nature of Belief
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,052 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Rouge by lovetoseverus reviews
Every year at Christmas, Severus secretly buys himself something special. This year, Harry finds out. Written for the "Secret Snarry Swap 2013" fest on Snape Potter. Cross-dressing/gender confusion, established relationship, SS/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fable by Riddell Lee reviews
She's not a lesbian, but what was a halfhearted, impulsive, act on her part turns into a lie she's gotta continue and that isn't easy when she's bunking with the Master of Deduction, Sherlock Holmes. FEM!John, Full Summary inside!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,763 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
What I Did On My Holiday, as Told By Me, Severus Snape by EcoWarriorX reviews
Short, look-back-in-time version of Holidays. Slytherin and Gryffindor students have been seen actually talking and actually holding hands! The school is in uproar and the mystery needs solved. What happened last summer? And why, oh why, is Severus in the thick of it again? Professor McGonagall investigates, and makes him write it all down in his own incomparable style...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
I Used to Know by HeroOFMine reviews
We all know how the first episode of TBBT went and how it led up to Leonard and Penny, but what if Penny was actually interested in Sheldon, but a jealous Leonard triffled with her feelings? How long would it the quirky BS, MS, MA, Ph.D, Scd man to win?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,096 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: SLASH: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Weekend Escape by Keirajoy reviews
Hunny wishes to have a chance to make his platonic relationship with Haruhi into something more before graduation. Suddenly, the Host club came up with a challenge. The reward? Spend the weekend at Haruhi's home. Can he win it and make his wish come true?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,663 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
The Azkaban Honeymoon Suite by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Wednesday goes to Azkaban to get herself a pet dementor. While there, she meets the most fascinating Dark Lord... Wednesday Addams/Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 6,068 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Mates by Emmylia reviews
A series of one-shots centered around the pairings of Remus/Severus and James/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Cartons of milk by evil minded reviews
AU / Albus Dumbledore needs a teacher for the pre-school in Little Whinging, Surrey, to cover the raccoon class which one Harry Potter attends … and whom do you think he will send? Well, I am sure you already can imagine … *lol* … watch our dear Potions Master handling a bunch of "little snotty toddlers" ... all reviews will go to the kindergarden for a carton of milk for them ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,256 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Painted Veil by R.L.Peverell reviews
AU. In a world where Voldemort never existed, Harry Potter is just your average seventh year Gryffindor, who has a loving family and a happy life. One day, he finds a portrait of a boy who lived decades ago, and everything changes. Is it possible to love a portrait? Is it a portrait at all? HP&TMR slash. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Spirits Gone Wild by FrostbittenFae reviews
Every ten years, the spirits of the world get a week long vacation aboard the Flying Dutchman. This is Jack's first vacation and the guardians enlist the help of Mother Nature and the love Guru Cupid on Operation eliminate the UST. But, when the Groundhog starts wooing, it takes the help of prank masters Hallow and April Fool to keep their new cohort from the clutches of the Hog.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,749 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
The La Mancha Stratagem by LANIKI reviews
Sheldon Cooper chose to follow Don Quixote's plan for his life, including only loving pure and chaste from afar. That is, until a beautiful blonde woman moved in across the hall and changed everything. Including his life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 90,590 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Unspoken Wishes by Shiyaki reviews
Aladdin thought being a prince would help him, but maybe it's more of a hindrance in the end.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Harry P., Aladdin - Complete
Maybe, I Don't Want To Be Your Daddy Anymore by A.Eelif reviews
Tamaki and Haruhi are going on a date. I can't believe this is happening. Quick, pinch me!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Ootori Family Reunion by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
There's a new student in Ouran High School and why does Kyouya act so familiar around him? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,308 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Miscalculation by No.13 reviews
On his father's suggestion Kyouya proceeds to befriend a new transfer student at Ouran. However, while Kyouya and the other Host Club members notice something off about him early on, Kyouya does not anticipate the outcome correctly.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,416 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
From Friend and Foe Alike by Imorgen reviews
Severus Snape has one purpose in life—to protect the girl who lived. When Dumbledore puts the greater good ahead of the child's welfare, however, his resolve is tested as never before. And, as a new prophecy is given, will old prejudices be his undoing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,877 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 6,296 - Follows: 3,993 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 5,802 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2576 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Where is Your Hair? by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Tom a wandering thief looking for adventure finds Harry locked up in a tower. What better adventure could you come across? Sorry, this summary sucks story's better I promise. Based off the fairy tale Rapunzel. M/M - TRHP - OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,628 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A pebble in your pocket by 123claire123 reviews
After reading a newspaper article, Severus Snape can't bevieve the rubbish that gets printed these days - until he gets home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 8,036 - Follows: 1,735 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Fascinating Distraction by GKingOfFez reviews
Draco Malfoy was distinctly aware he was supposed to be in the library to study, but that afternoon he found himself distracted by one Jamie Rose Potter. One-shot, Draco/Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Captivated by slyfox13 reviews
Sirius has become captivated with Snape's eyes. There's always something hidden in their depths. And Sirius wants to know what it is. Will he be able to find the answer? Yaoi Sirius/Severus. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,436 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Would She Like Pink? by Hatheny Lurey Dralaw reviews
"Things would be so much easier if she were a boy...if it was Harry instead of Harriet I could get him a Firebolt. What do girls like?" Sirius is terrible at giving gifts to girls...on second thought, maybe he's the best girly gift-giver in the world..?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Cinderella by malfoysminx reviews
Who needs a fairy godmother when you've got polyjuice? dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Five Times Remus Rendered Sirius Speechless by remuslives23 reviews
Five Times Remus Lupin Rendered Sirius Black Speechless and the One Time Sirius Turned the Tables . Please read the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dumb Luck by julesmonster reviews
Harry has the best luck sometimes and the worst luck others, and sometimes, as McGonagall put it in SS, it's just plain dumb luck. HP/SS slash. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,018 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/25/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Colin's Secret Part 1 by queerlove reviews
Colin Creevey stumbles across a scene between Harry and Draco, and can't help but get an eye full. This story leads to George Weasley/Colin Creevey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,112 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Colin C., George W.
Come Find Me by darklydraco reviews
Immediately Post-War. Remus survives the final battle, he and two-month-old Teddy move in with Harry at Grimmauld Place. HP/RL slash featuring confident!Harry and insecure!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Arithmancy by naturegirlrocks reviews
Summary: In 6th year Draco feels his life going out of control. The only thing he can trust is the logic in numbers. He is calmed when he finds something new to count, Muggles call them 'calories'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A tale from Hell for naughty children only by the peach blossom reviews
Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Started with a Bet by Mistress Ashley reviews
Bets have a different meaning in the Wizarding World so when Harry hears one being made he feels obligated as a Gryffindor to break it -it has nothing to do with any feelings he does not have for Colin Creevey! SLASH - Complete list of warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Colin C. - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8157 - Favs: 15,372 - Follows: 6,517 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Other Potter by Sa-kun reviews
Severus Snape decides he deserves happiness. Slash, AR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Pigtail Theory by slytherin-nette reviews
Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Black Birds by Araceil reviews
HP Xover. Slash. Dark Themes. When Harry Potter defeated Voldemort the Wizarding World hailed him as a Messiah, but he couldn't handle the pressure and fled to Japan where he made a new life for himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,990 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Harry Potter and the Wardrobe by GenkaiFan reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan Pevensie - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10412 - Favs: 12,938 - Follows: 5,284 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Us by Profound Yaoi reviews
Dedicated to Slytherin-Lycan!Remus and Sirius engage in the worst fight they've ever had. Over Severus Snape. Sirius has done something unforgivable. Warning: *Graphic* Slash, near-rape and severe beating of Severus Snape. THREESOME! Enjoy! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,896 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
How to Save a Life by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Returning to Hogwarts for his 7th year, Draco is horrified to realise he is in love with Harry Potter. Harry is consumed with guilt following the defeat of Voldemort and feels abandoned by his friends. Can Draco save him from himself? DH but not epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 246,473 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Host Club by Stalker of Stories reviews
COMPLETE After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Sirius escape to Japan. Watch as Harry attends a prestigious muggle school, avoids his godfather, and is as dense as can be. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 259,069 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.] [Sirius B., Ranka/Ryōji F.] - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 4,852 - Follows: 384 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Epitome of a Soldier by WingsOfADream reviews
Instead of being sent to the Dursleys, Harry was hidden away, his magic allowed to grow undisturbed, until the day came when Dumbledore would wake him. Only Dumbledore died. DMHP SLASH within.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,215 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 594 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Questions by Romulan Empress reviews
The twins' latest game is Guess Who Kyouya Likes and Tamaki is the victim. Now the king must guess who Kyouya likes within one week using only twenty yes or no questions. Hilarity ensues.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
As In A Potion Kink by QueenNarca reviews
Harry being literate does not always equal something very smart. Especially when said occurence involves the ever sarcastic Severus Snape and a rather unfortunate potion's side effect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 256 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Repercussions: The Little Lion and the Serpent by Damien J. Frost reviews
“You are a fraudulent charlatan, Colin Creevey.” Colin spun around, only to discover there was nothing there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Colin C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear God, I'm A Virgin by Calidus reviews
Voldemort discovers something about himself...slash, LV/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Voldemort
Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu reviews
Snape's having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Alone reviews
Severus is trying to fight off the monsters of loneliness, but when you're "just okay", it's hard to keep someone at your side to help. [severus/regulus, slash]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
Dearest Love reviews
Tamaki is being interviewed on live television, and he's suddenly asked a question he didn't expect. He decided honesty was the best policy. [Tamaki/Haruhi, super fluff, future!AU]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Haruhi F., Tamaki S.] - Complete
Romeo and Cinderella reviews
They said a King couldn't fall in love with a commoner. Tamaki and Haruhi decide to prove everyone wrong. Of course, they have to figure out their feelings first to begin a lovely romance. [Series of no-linear oneshots/drabbles about TamaHaru, because for every narcissistic Romeo, there's a laid-back Cinderella]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Strawberry and Sweat reviews
Where Mori is looking for Hunny and he finds him in the middle of the maze in a compromising position. [MoriHunny slash, yaoi, drabble]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Let's Go on a Trip! reviews
Kyoya is woken up by Tamaki, who has an interesting idea for some bonding time. [Kyoya/Tamaki no-slash, just best, best, best friends] one-shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Nightingale reviews
Worried about the mental state of his godson, Sirius Black decides to take Harry and Hermione with him to Japan for a fresh start. Later on, Sirius enrolls them in the fanciest school there is… Ouran Academy. Harry has too much already with his own trauma; will he be able to handle a group of hosts as well? My take on the now cliché plot. [HPxMori, KyoyaxHr]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,500 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M.
Wishes reviews
Regulus had always been fascinated by the Potions prodigy, and his wish is to become his friend. Yet, he can't ignore his feelings for him. Severus/Regulus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete