janiejanine
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Joined 10-16-11, id: 3344043
Author has written 38 stories for Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Black Books, Star Wars, Sleepy Hollow, and Radio Dramas.
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The Swallow's Escape by MsBarrows reviews
My submission for Bioware's Dragon Age Asunder Writing Challenge. In which there is a brief incident in the library at Kinloch Hold, years before the events of DA:O
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Jowan, Anders - Complete
Someone stole my sweet roll by Zururu reviews
Ah, the sweet roll, a pastry so craved for. Well, a man can have a treat after a hard day's work, right? Or so he thought...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
Objects in Space by siredmund reviews
She came to face-down in the reactor core of hostile research lab in an enemy system on an asteroid hurtling towards certain destruction. The realization that this was pretty much par for the course provided her with little in the way of comfort or encouragement.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
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Field Test
Nothing boosts efficiency like tactical explosions.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13 - Cassandra P., Inquisitor, Dorian, Sera - Complete
Yes
The proposal, surprisingly, is the easy part.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - Esperanto - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13 - Cullen, Inquisitor, Trevelyan - Complete
The Masqueraders
Regency AU, in which our heroes spy for England with the League of the Nightingale. Epistolary.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11 - Cullen, Inquisitor, Trevelyan - Complete
Sweet Smell of Success reviews
Hawke's arrival at Skyhold was the best thing to happen to Varric in a very long time.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5 - Cullen, Varric T., Hawke (F) - Complete
Gnoming Me, Gnoming You
A tale Beyond Belief from the Thrilling Adventure Hour, in which Frank and Sadie encounter the most frightening creature of all: an unexpected houseguest.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Published: 5/4 - Complete
Love and Administration
A series of ficlets about Seneschal Varel, Mistress Woolsey, and their relationship, or lack thereof. Shameless fluff.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,742 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Varel
Queen of the Eastern Seas reviews
An Isabela character study: one ficlet for each letter of the alphabet.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Isabela
You Have a New Prompt at Your Private Terminal reviews
A series of prompted Mass Effect ficlets. The prompt that inspired each one is bolded at the top.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012
The Archivists reviews
Abbie and Ichabod pull an all-nighter.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Abigail M. - Complete
It Doesn't Matter Which Way You Go
When his plans for Omega end in disaster, Garrus makes a choice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Complete
How We Operate
Shepard and Kaidan star in a series of ficlets inspired by Done for the songfic shuffle drabble
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Kal'Reegar - Complete
Droid, Your Bizarre Prompts Make It All Worthwhile
A series of prompted SWTOR ficlets. The prompt that inspired each one is bolded at the top.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,563 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013
The Hangover
Fran and Bernard are suffering a painful morning after...but what happened the night before?
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bernard B., Fran - Complete
Six Times Shepard and Kaidan Woke Up reviews
For people with a job to do, Kaidan and Shepard sure spend a lot of time in and around each other's beds.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
According to Plan reviews
During a routine mission, Shepard and Garrus find themselves in an uncomfortable ..but every accident has a bright
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sanity Check reviews
Shepard and Kaidan take a night to themselves.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Case of the Straying Sister reviews
Fenris is searching for his long-lost sibling. Garrett Hawke, P.I., is on the case. Film noir AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Silver Lining reviews
Nathaniel helps Bethany with an injury.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Bethany H., Nathaniel H. - Complete
If We Kill Them, We Get Their Prompts reviews
I'm suffering from a truly epic case of writer's block, and there's only one thing someone in this position can do. To the prompt generator!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
Dropping Eaves for Fun and Profit reviews
Isabela is privy to some juicy gossip and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Isabela - Complete
Hockey Night in UNAS reviews
The SR-1 crew watches the playoffs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
It's the Little Things reviews
The crew's favorite things.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Kasumi G. - Complete
In the Night reviews
Garrus, Liara and Tali coping after the endgame.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Entrapment reviews
Zaeed has a secret crush on Shepard. Kasumi tries to hook them up.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Zaeed M. - Complete
Only If They're Classy reviews
Garrus finally gets to fight through an antique store.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Across the Sea reviews
Thane and Shepard meet again across the sea.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
A Rude Awakening reviews
The mabari is not pleased with his new sleeping
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Alistair, Amell - Complete
The Choirboy's Tale reviews
Based on the "Castle Anthrax" sketch from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Sebastian goes on a quest and comes to a castle full of desire demons. Hawke & co. rescue him. Then they have an orgy. Kinkmeme fill. Poetry and pure crack.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sebastian V., Hawke (M) - Complete
Just Can't Get Enough reviews
Anders and Hawke are going through a dry spell, until he just can't take it anymore. Rated M for smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Best Laid Plans reviews
Hawke corners Anders with seduction in mind. Rated M for smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Context Clues reviews
Isabela gives Fenris an unusual reading lesson. Rated M for smut.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Fenris, Isabela - Complete
Stress Test reviews
Isabela flirts with Hawke, and Anders' long-held self-control finally snaps. Rated M for smut and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
A Bad Case of Loving You reviews
Hawke is tired of waiting for Anders to make a She baits him by requesting a "checkup" from the good
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Blizzard reviews
A freak snowstorm descends on Kirkwall. Warning: Fluff.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
The Ballad of Serah Hawke reviews
This was inspired by Monty Python's "Brave Sir Robin". The duel with the Arishok deserves an epic ballad, doesn't it?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hawke (F), Isabela - Complete
Corrections reviews
Varric's latest story is published, and Aveline points out some inaccuracies.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Aveline V., Donnic H. - Complete
What Did You Call Me? reviews
An Orlesian snob calls Hawke a "Fereldan turnip" one too many times. She shows him where to shove it.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (F) - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
Anders is trying to write his manifesto, but has writer's block, so he decides to try his hand at some friend-fiction.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete