A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

Looking for a book to pass the time during a boring trip, Anna comes across a shocking discovery: there's a novel enjoying a sweeping success through Europe, a romantic tale about a princess meeting the true love of her life. The title? "Love is An Open Door". Who wrote it? The princess of Arendelle only needs to read it once to realize the truth…

George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294

Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.

Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")

He is not supposed to feel this way. He is not supposed to feel at all.

Bernard has never had a lover, nor a friend, nor even an acquaintance. Yet this state of affairs may soon change when a persistent young woman enters his life and refuses to leave him alone... Set Post Movie. COMPLETE. Please read and review!

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

A power is granted unexpectedly. Again. Whatever happens, it might be something even the great Demon lord cannot handle. A woman with a weapon is never something any man would want to deal with.

How The Hunger Games went down, Facebook style.

In her last year at Hogwarts, Hermione and her Potions professor find themselves forced into a situation that neither of them wanted...but that will ultimately change not only the course of the war but their feelings for each other.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.

Heartbroken Severus lived in self imposed emotional isolation for years, so enveloped in misery that he fails to see the opportunity in front of him. If he can open his eyes to a second chance, he will still have to fight against all odds to live again.

Sakura is starting Sophomore year at an arts school. The students are weird, the music is old, and half the teachers scare Sakura, including her mother. Sakura loves the place, except for the jerk that teaches English. Eventual KakaSaku

It took a kiss and a few bullets. Thanks to a little invention of Lab Rat, Kid Rot is caught. Alone and angry in his cell the parasite contemplates. How the hell did it happen?

Having been emotionally blackmailed by his three children, Paul tells them how he fell in love with their mother. Lots of Ikarishipping

In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.

Kyo and Yuki are rivals... right? They should hate each other... right? What happens when a boy cursed not to be loved becomes the sole desire of the heart of the one boy that should never love him? -Kyo/Yuki SLASH, non-Tohru verse

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Oh, just your basic J/G angsty, rocky romance fic ; Now COMPLETE! "She wanted to let go; to let herself drift away. And true to form, if it was something she wanted, Gunther was bound and determined to thwart it. Typical."

MadaraxOC "Stop! Thief!" screamed the shopkeeper and she quietly cursed before unleashing a smoke bomb on the area. However, the smoke was like a double edged sword because she was unable to see the omnious, Sharingan filled eyes that followed her.

When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?

What happens when Alice in a klutzy moment ends up hurting herself? And in this moment she hits her head, hereby expelling her thoughts to that of 5 year old temporarily. Let’s see how everyone in Wonderland reacts shall we? AliceXEveryone

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

NamixSanjixRobin threesome smut.

AU, NejiLee, future NejiGaaSasu, Shonen ai. Screw Faith! Hyuuga Neji, Boy Genius, fakes having a disorder in order to escape his destiny. It works, and he ends up in an institution. But even Boy Geniuses can’t predict every single thing...

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

Sakura and Ino get kidnapped by Orochimaru and made into slaves in his harem! Can anyone save them in time, and can they save themselves from the tapestry of lies that fate has woven for them? ItaSaku slight OroSaku with other pairings, like KimiIno etc.

Snape discovers a growing attraction for his student, but the results of his actions may be more than he bargained for. Counterpart to my first story, Power Play, from Snape's POV. SS/HG

In an effort to become a better friend, Sai undertakes a study of love, not really understanding how difficult it could be, and how surprising.

The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!

The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.

AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!

Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.

Written pre-DH, AU. Hermione Granger, Professor for the History of Magic, sets out on a quest to prove that Snape isn't the evil Death Eater everyone still thinks he is...and finds more than she bargained for. HGSS. Over 100,000 hits! Thanks!

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.