Jiraiya the super pervert
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Be warned as you are dealing with the top student of the great super pervert Jiraiya!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,037 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 4,276 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Blue eyed Hyuuga by Fenix Maelstrom reviews
Byakugan! "Hey, Naruto..." "Yes, Iruka-sensei?" "You realize that you shouldn't be able to do that...right?" "Umm...no...I didn't know that..." "Yeah... Naruto?" "What is it, Sensei?" "Naruto...you're a Hyuuga..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,971 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Stupid Sensei by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
If someone had told Sasuke that the only Kunoichi on his Genin team was his future wife, he would have scoffed at them for even thinking something so ridiculous. It was just his bad luck that said Kunoichi was Naruko Namikaze; SasuFemNaru, ItaSaku, & other side pairings. M for lemons, violence, and mentions of torture.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,277 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/11/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Naruto: The Betrayed by Jay Frost reviews
Naruto was betrayed by everyone he knew, his own family returning only to kill him, now he is back calculative, crafty and the unknown is his greatest weapon. this is a demon fic, Naru/Kyu, Rated M for a reason don't complain for being graphic. Writer with no formal experience, learn as I go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,728 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 4,283 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
The fox of Konoha by harry copperfield dresden reviews
Naruto is trained by the best. Strong Naruto, Good Orochimaru. Naruto gains a weird ability, and a few new friends in the mix, how will this change the narutoverse, read, review, and find out. Rated M as a precaution. now under reconstruction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,292 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Divine by Chidori Eiso reviews
Feeling abandoned by Konoha after the Final Valley, Naruto trains under Orochimaru alongside Sasuke. Three years later, he meets a mysterious fox that tells him of a prophecy,one in which he must prevent an unspeakable darkness from overtaking the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 157,297 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Shizuka] Sasuke U.
Leader by Fate by RadiantAura reviews
What will happen when Naruto is taken under the wing of the murderer of the Uchiha Clan? How will this sudden change in plans effect the course of the Hidden Leaf? Rated T for language and violence. NOT ItaNaru! All chapters revised! Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,813 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Betrayal II by naruhinasakufan1 reviews
ADOPTED FROM Advent of Shadows Betrayed by his village after failing to retrieve Sasuke, Naruto sets out to find a new home, and a new life, for himself. Watch as he shakes the very shinobi world to its core. NaruxFuxHina lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,037 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Fū
Stolen by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
What if Naruto was a girl? What if she found out that Madara was involved with the Uchiha massacre? What if the gods gave her a chance to kill him? What if Zetsu was willing to help her? What if she took his Tobi identity for herself?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruko U.
Nothing Stops Me Now by SilverFlameHaze reviews
His first memory was getting stabbed by the orphanage, his second was getting maimed by the civilians, his third was being set on fire by the ninja. No matter how many times he was tortured, he would never complain. Through it all, he will not give up. Semi-strong and smart Naruto. NaruHina. Probably, Bloodline Naruto. M-rating just in case, blame Jiraiya!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,381 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Out With the Old In With the New by ZeroDivisionRaijin reviews
After Sasuke's death on the bridge, Naruto must train to get stronger to fulfill the Uchiha's last wish... and to kill the one who killed him! FemHaku, OC, Harem, Strong/Semi-Dark Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,046 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hanyou Naruto and his vixens by Robin.exe reviews
A challenge story by Crossoverpairinglover that he put on his profile. Summary inside: Harem story Naruto/Hinata/FemHaku/Ino now added TenTen and Kin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 311,181 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Jinchūriki by Jackiely reviews
Naruto, saddened by the all the hate directed at him, becomes depressed. Forced to survive, Dark Naruto comforts him and the Nine-Tails becomes his mentor. Read the full summary inside. Naru/Fem Haku/Fu/Hina Fem Kyuubi Future Lemons. M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,936 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
He had no idea SasuFemNaru by xXHaneliXx reviews
"This bond is useless!" Sasuke had no idea how his betrayal affected a certain blonde, how it changed her. But he chose revenge. Then why was the pain in his chest getting worse? And what will Naruto do when Sakura abandons her, too? SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,812 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
When it all Comes Together by F-Hazard reviews
Let's see, what's to tell about me? I own a small candy store, I am as close to being a master of seals as anyone my age can be, and I have a voice in my head, er, sword. My name? Well, I was born as Naruto, now... not so much.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 95,942 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., K. Urahara
His only failed mission by NamikazeNaruto6hokage reviews
He means more to him than the village and his brother combined. Watch as the Weasel protects the Kit, even going so far as betraying what he holds most dear...his village
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Naruto: The Blue Eyed Uchiha by Jay-Jay12393 reviews
What happens when Naruto is born with the Sharingan, well he gets put into ANBU of course, but watch as Naruto lives his life with his shadowed experience. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,364 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Jounin Sensei by demon-fox321 reviews
Naruto is a jounin, and is given his own squad, Squad 7.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,281 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's Lemons by tnt051270 reviews
one shots rated M lemos not lime this has strait sex and bi sex female on female only you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Detention is Exciting by Elemental Demon reviews
Naruto's action in class has gotten him a week of detention with the genjutsu mistress Kurenai. one-shot, naruxkure, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Third Uchiha Survivor by darkestdepths90 reviews
Naruto is the son of Kakashi's teammates and he watches over Naruto as he learns who he is and of the burden he must carry. Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,236 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Rokudaime Naruto by czgohan reviews
This is the sequel to Naruto Sensei picking up where i left off in the last story. the ninja must face the trials started in the first part. please, please r&r Naruto/Hinata pairing thanks and enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,817 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Sensei by czgohan reviews
simply put Naruto is a Jonin sensei to his own genin team also there is naruto/hinata coupling please r&r if you want me to contine the story please let me know what you think
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,424 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hold on Hinata by HyuugaAmane reviews
On an Sclassed Hinata is badly wounded. After she gets out of the hospital she has no where to go. In a twist of fate she ends up living with her long time crush. Centers around NaruxHina, but also features InoxShika, SakuxSasu, TenxNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,557 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Forbiden Life leads to a Forbiden Love by a Foolish Writer reviews
What if Orochimaru took care of Naruto durring the second test of the Chunnin exam so he could not interfeer with his plans laiter on in Naruto's life? Please R&R. NarutoKyuubi. Rated M for Violence and lemons :P. [MF Female Kyuubi] [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete