love AnImE gIrL love
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-16-11, id: 3344546, Profile Updated: 01-29-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Inheritance Cycle.

Don't regret anything that ever made you smile:)

There are places I remember all my life, though some have changed. Some forever, not for better, some have gone and some remain. - The Beatles, In My Life

hi im AnImE gIrL

i like: nxt 2 everything, romance, aswm books, fashion design, wacked out conpiracy theories and anime (DUH)

i'm your typical south african teenage girl, except for my wacked out awsm imagination.

im a girl and im not telling all u pediofies my age!lol!

luv me, h8 me

;) AnImE gIrL

cute guys r soo overated, they break ur heart 2 easily!!

hmm wat else 2 say, i h8 exams (modern means of torture), boring people YAWN!!!oh even worse, gulp, boring ...books!!!!

"master of disguise, i went 2 ur sky and u werent there"- beardfish

so if u havent already noiticed i say wierd things, but hey, itz all in the name of creativity!!

Thanks to those who read my story and reviewed, it means a lot to me!

And for those who didn't, read and review ;)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Linhae, darkwolf1662, DragonWhisperer 123, love AnImE gIrL love

98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace account. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

FRIENDS :VS: BEST FRIENDS

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.

A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food. (I'm the reason my house has no food.)

A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here!"(LOVE YOU CARE-BEAR BUT NO YOU CANT HAVE MY COOKIE)

A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will hide you from the cops;Best Friend is the reason their after you

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever checked your story for reviews over 5 times in one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you take great pride in being strange, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can think of a song in relation to almost anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you smack books when the charecters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

TRUE STORY:

A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!

f you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then step back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? When life gives you even more, squeeze them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.

I'm not CLUMSY, the floor just hates me!

Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit, when there are FOOTSTEPS on the Moon.

Girls are like phones- We like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected!

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

I am not random. You just can't think as fast as me!

Please don't follow in my footsteps because I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

My friends call me weird, I call myself awesome.

When in doubt, check a fortune cookie. It is right 5% of the time.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Everything here is edible. Even me, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.

It's one thing for a girl to lose. It's another thing entirely for a girl to get mad.

Relax. Nothing is okay.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Smile. It confuses people.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You're just jealous becasue I'm the only one the voices talk to.

I talk to myself becasue mine are the only answers I accept!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Happiness is just around the corner! Too bad the world is round.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"
Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Learning how to use pie in math is improtant, eating real pie is better.

Anger is best when controled. Annoying people know how to break that control


You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Man has will, but woman has her way.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second half telling us to sit down and shut up.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face.

Latte is Italian for 'you just payed too much for that coffee'

I had a friend once but the rope broke and he got away.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Newscasters are the only people who tell you good evening and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If you can stay calm when there is chaos all around you, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There are 3 kind of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

The truth is out there. So what the hell are you doing here?

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to five. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Close to Happily Ever After by theAlphabet reviews
Post Inheritance – SPOILERS – no events changed, simply what I consider a happy and believable ending to a certain love story. His true name changed for love of her, how could he not return to see her? Three-shot, more of an epilogue than whole new story
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Hogwart Kids by Lidi999 reviews
When Harry,Hermione, and Ron acciedently transport on to the grounds of Camp Half-Blood they are lost and confused. There they meet Rachel, Annabeth, Percy and Grover. Can they get back to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Harry P., Annabeth C. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

For the Love of Arya reviews
What if Arya went to Hogwarts to find the Dragon Rider. What if Faolin, her lover slayed by Durza, wasn't an Elf but a wizard?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Draco M., Arya
War of two worlds reviews
trying to find percy annabeth and nico stumble across hogwarts. friendships are made, bounds are tested but will bringing gods into the wizard world be a good thing or will you-know-who threaten to bring this newly found peace to an end?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011