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Joined 10-16-11, id: 3344668, Profile Updated: 10-06-12
Author has written 10 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Red vs. Blue, Sailor Moon, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Greeting and fair tidings my fellow reader! My name is top secret because it's super special awesome.

My high school career was that of an intresting one. I was active in many things like a normal student normaly was. I was in ROTC for two years (made it to c/CPL ((cadet Corpral)), Color Guard with said program (I got to carry a Rifle =]), and squad leader in my platoon. I was in marching band for three years, band for about four, played both Flute and Saxaphone for regular band and Jazz band.. I did Color Guard in that as well. So yes, in fact I can spin a rilfe, a flag, a saber, and a wind slicer. I was captain during my Senior year and it was well worth it! (Our guard got to preform to Dubstep during the blackout peprally.) I was in the Chess, Poetry, and Book Club, part of the school Choir, and was in Art. Outside of school, I did Tae Kwon Do, although I never got past yellow belt. I ended up dropping it after i couldn't pay for the classes anymore. I can use a bow with almost great accuracy. Bow fishing is fun =). Especially for Gar.

I love to read! It is the only way to escape the horrid reality that we call the real world. I have read Twilight (hate all you want but the movies made me puke. What a way to kill a perfectly good book series!), Maximum Ride, Harry Potter (All of them!!!), The Hunger Games!

I don't watch very much TV, but when I do, it's only because either the Big Bang Theory is on, new season of Dextar on Showtime, True Blood on HBO, or Anger Managment. I can't say no to a good sitcom with Charley Sheen! He makes me giggle!!

Internet memes are starting to get on my nerves. I see them everywhere now. I understand that it is a way for the small brained children to make life go by, but they need to understand that those meme's are killing the brain cells of every person that looks at them. i swear, my IQ dropped three points when I saw the first 'Me Gusta' meme. I just hate them. they are annoying to no fault.

Video games are my life! They are just as awesome as books are. Halo, God of War, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Final Fantasy (vii, x, x-2, xii, xiii, xiii-2, Crystal Chronicals: Crystal Bearer, Crisis Core), and Kingdom Hearts just to name a few. I play just aboue every RPG and some FPS (Halo is just to Team Kill). I'm the Team Killing Fucktard everyone hates. I find it rather amusing!

Favorite web series ever is Red v Blue by Roosterteeth. Never heard of it? Go to roosterteeth dot come and check out there videos! The also love RT Comics and RT Shorts. They are just a blast to watch and trust me when i say, you will fall in love with Texas and Tucker!!!

Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

My current obsession is the voice actor Vic Mignogna and it will be for a VERY long time! I got to talk to him AND got his autographah A-Kon 23 in Dallas. Texas. Best day of my life!!!!!!! Can't wait for next year! I think I'm going to cosplay as Rin Kagamine next time... Fang (FF13) didn't work out so well for me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. * manga but whatever*

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I speak SPANISH so i MUST be mexican

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

My Stories

Here Comes the Boogieman posted 7/14/12 at 11:25 p.m. Complete

Kohonagakure: Kickapoo Spinoff posted 7/16/12 at o-dark thirty p.m. I don't remember! Complete

Hell's Forcast posted 7/22/12 at 12:25 am. Complete

Call Me posted 7/26/12 at 12:10 am. Complete

Just Kiss Me posted 9/20/12 at 2:22 am. Complete

Caught in a Nightmare posted 9/21/12 at 12:25 am. Complete

Normal Life or Death Wish? Posted 9/21/12 at 12:00 pm. Complete

Girls Day posted o 9/21/12 at 10:10 pm. Complete

Who Would You...? Posted on 9/28/12 at 2:35 am. Complete

I Wanna Play a Game Posted on 9/30/12 at 1:37 am. Continuous. NOW ACCEPTING REQUESTS.


"I feel like survivor man... Or Behr Grills. On, I'm stuck in the woods. Better drink my own PISS!" Marik Plays Slender


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Espadas Reborn by metsfan101 reviews
Four years after his defeat, Sosuke Aizen escaped prison with the help of his brother, Palu. At his request, Paul resurrects the fallen Espada, as well as the the rest of the Gotei 13's enemies. With Aizen's master plan in place; Ichigo, his friends, the Gotei 13, and the Royal Guard face their deadliest threat yet. Who will prevail in the final war?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 197,199 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen, K. Zaraki
All my Fault by HitsuKarinluv reviews
Karin got too close to the edge and fell off a cliff. Luckily she didn't get hurt but her best friend and savior did. Toushirou is left with serious injuries after the fall and...well you'll have to read the story to find out
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,389 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Light in the Darkness by AviculaLiber reviews
His mother wasn't the only thing Ichigo lost that day. How would the loss of Ichigo's eyes impact the Bleach world we all know so well? This is my take of the story. Stronger/Wiser Ichigo. MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Ichigo K.
The Witch Cat (Original) by CrimsonStrawberry17 reviews
Original version of the Witch Cat. Only kept for reference to myself and those kind enough to leave me reviews for this one. Partial plot spoiler for any reading the new version.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Yami Yūgi
Feminine Appeal by withoutwingsx reviews
Fighting is part of their daily routine, they can't help it. But the real question is why does it always end with a murdered rabbit, two enemies too close for comfort and fleeing finders. Not to mention Lenalee with a severe nosebleed.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Breaking and Making by Dude.Get-A-Tree reviews
Kaiba forgets their anniversary, yet again. What will he do when Joey finally walks out?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Two Words by Ecra reviews
Two words you should never tell Allen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Can't Beat My Digimon by LiquidPhazon reviews
Just to let everyone know, I'm planning on creating "Digimon: The Abridged Series Season 02." Check My Deiantart Journal for more info. These are lyrics I wrote to the music 'Poker Face' I was planning on adding, during Episode 11: Storm Of Friendship. While reading this, listen to 'poker face' or 'Brooklyn Rage' I don't own Lady Gaga's music, Digimon or LittleKuriboh's song.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Daisuke M./Davis - Complete
It Was My Charm by Mustangmoon23 reviews
After a night of cardgames, Yami is left dumbfounded. What's Yugi's secret? -a fluffy oneshot-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Bouquet Touche by MeteorLeopard reviews
Love Me... Love Me Not... "If one more place suggested that she use red roses, she would go crazy with a pair of garden trimmers and chop the tops off every flower in the store! This was a classy wedding, damn it! Classy!"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
RvB: Holes by Dessmond Williams reviews
Grif and Simmons dig some holes and put things in them.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
If I Should Stay by CrimsonStrawberry17 reviews
Yami, a street orphan, unknowingly saves Mokuba Kaiba from a car accident. Lost in a coma, Yami wanders the hospital as a spirit, pondering the reasons he should stay. And the reasons why a certain Seto Kaiba continually visits his bedside.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Yusei did what! by Female Heero Yuy reviews
Yusei does something that shocks his friends entirely. What did he do? And why did it interest his friends so much in the first place?
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Yūsei F. - Complete
If Only Life Was Better by Chiirei.Fukonou
So this is just a simple oneshot i had thrown in my documents long ago actually... I think i wrote this in like seventh grade or something rated T for language
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Joey His Joey by Dude.Get-A-Tree reviews
Joey's right. Seto's glad he's here with Joey. His Joey. Nothing else should matter. SxJ RATED M for cursing and beating.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2009 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
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I Wanna Play a Game reviews
I am taking on a challenge to write Bleach one shots and I am asking YOU, the reader, to send me in requests!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012
Normal life or death wish? reviews
Our RvB friend enjoy their time one Earth for a change! But somehow, Tucker still manages to fuck it up every time.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Who would you? reviews
So, I was at work the other day when one of my co-workers got the bright idea of asking who would you kill, marry, or sexy time out of these three people? I got to thinking... Let's play this game with some of our favorite YGO characters! Rated T for language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
Girls Day
Serena and Amy go out and see a movie :
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Caught in a Nightmare
Just a random ones shot I thought of while listening to Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift ft. The Civil Wars.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Karin K. - Complete
Just Kiss Me reviews
Just a short Hitsu/Karin drabble.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Call Me reviews
R&R. It may be a little to soon to be doing a story like this, but you can flame if you want.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Hell's Forcast
"It was right at that moment the Wraith had appeared, and the message it left me might sound kind of weird But take all that I'm seeing and opposite that, truth is I'm the one dead and this is my Hell's Pit" Hell's Forcast, ICP Rated M for language, mentionings of death and murder, gore, and mentionings of nudity.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Kohonagakure: Kickapoo Spin off! reviews
This is what happens when I get bored and I'm listening to Tenacious D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Here Comes the Boogieman reviews
"The beast lives, out of the raging storm. In the dead of night, the ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for it's sacrifice. Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself. Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to the darkness from which it came" Songfic. Read, Review, Enjoy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ulquiorra - Complete