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Joined 10-16-11, id: 3345456, Profile Updated: 01-02-14
Author has written 17 stories for Discworld, Redwall, Artemis Fowl, StarTrek: The Original Series, StarTrek: Voyager, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Sherlock, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Jane Eyre, and Pals in Peril Tales.

Hey.

I don't really have any rhyme or reason to what and/or when I write. I like a lot of different series, so don't be surprised by anything. If anyone other than myself has heard of Pals in Peril please read 'The Return of Bobby Spandrel'. If you haven't read Artemis Fowl either, the story is mostly about Jasper and Co., so you'll probably get most of it.

For those who are curious/bored, my new avatar is most a sketch I drew. It is supposed to be a feline version of Worf. Make of that what you will.

If I haven't updated something in awhile, it probably won't be updated. With that in mind, I might just have an inspiration and bang out another chapter on it. Don't get your hopes up though.

Note: I read ( not write, because I'm not as good as it, although I've been trying ) a lot of Star Trek Voyager. I read and enjoy J/C and J/7 and C/7 and most other pairings, but I really like Janeway and Michael Sullivan. You know, the guy from Fair Haven. I'm just disappointed the writers let that go after only two episodes.

Ciao for now. (I love rhymes!)

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Back At The Academy: Mirror Mirror by RemiIsNotHere reviews
Originally chapter of 'Back At The Academy'. Kirk, Bones and Spock are all roommates at The Imperial Fleet Academy in the Mirrorverse. Cover image found on deviantART.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,857 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 7/19/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Scarytails Can Come True by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Fairytales as retold by Mossflower's vermin to their offspring. Rated T because ... well, have you SEEN the really old fairytales? The really old ones, which still have all the blood and gore. These are all based on real fairytales. Read with lights on ..
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 10/25/2007
Forgotten Sons by Ironi Numair reviews
Q sends the Enterprise three hundred years into the future to mediate between the Federation and a long lost colony, but both sides seem intent on keeping secrets that could jeopardize them all.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Picard, Data
Non Temetis Messor by Lulu-fifi reviews
Death is mildly bothered, in his sub-realm a boy didn't die when he should have, but due to inter-dimensional lag, the boy is now 16. So Death sends his Granddaughter to investigate. How will she cope with correcting this error in an unfamiliar world?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Draco M., Susan Sto Helit
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 315 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Flight Redwall Down by Tsaritza Larissa reviews
After their adventure in Disneyland, the Redwallers are stuck on a tropical island. How long can they stand being stuck together? And will they survive the randomness that the author has in store? Sequel to A Vacation Gone Horribly, Horribly wrong
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010
Winter's Flowers by warrior4 reviews
Rose is alive, betrothed to Martin, and along with Columbine kidnapped by vermin. Sequel to A Mask and A Song. If this is your first time clicking on this story, please read A Mask and A Song first. Thanks.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,314 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Martin the Warrior, Laterose - Complete
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The Dance reviews
Weyoun is a diplomat, and a stellar one at that. But even he can find himself in a situation beyond his abilities. Please read and review!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Weyoun - Complete
After-dinner Deductions reviews
Sherlock is very particular about his desserts.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Borg go into Business reviews
Assimilation's not as profitable as they thought, so the Borg start manufacturing household appliances. Includes: neckties, toaster ovens, the Borg (duh), UPS, courtroom drama, a bailiff, and Data's mom (from that episode with Data's mom). Please read & review!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Data, J. Picard, Q - Complete
Happy Halloween reviews
Tom, Harry, and Halloween antics. Please read and review!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - H. Kim, T. Paris
The Masked Avenger Saves the Day! reviews
Or: Neelix, you screwed up again! What if Neelix was a superhero? Total crack, not to be taken seriously.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
The Morning After reviews
Follow-up to 'A Moment Observed'. Janeway tries to apologize, and is confronted by some hard questions.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [K. Janeway, Seven of Nine] - Complete
The Enterprise Potluck Incident reviews
In Chapter Two: There is a stuck turbolift and events begin to unfold... or perhaps ensue. Includes: Spock, arguments, acronyms, trig, potatoes, and anatomy. Rating has gone up due to cursing.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock
A Moment Observed reviews
Someone sees a moment between two woman. What, if anything, does it mean? Oneshot. My first attempt at romance, let alone slash. Please read and review.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [K. Janeway, Seven of Nine] - Complete
April Fools reviews
It's April Fool's Day, but for some pranks can be a little tough.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Seven of Nine - Complete
Silly String reviews
When Tom's liking for 20th century stuff gets him and Harry in a sticky situation, will he do the honorable thing and fess up? Remember, this is Tom we're talking about. Oneshot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2013 - H. Kim, Naomi W., T. Paris - Complete
The Naming of Cats reviews
Spock wants a cat, but others are less than appreciative of his efforts. When he gets one, hijinks ensue. Part 4 conclusion posted!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Spock
Past and Future reviews
In a modern Mossflower, no one really knows or cares about the old Redwall building or the mouse on an ancient tapestry. Besides, the past isn't that important... is it? Oneshot.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
Cookies reviews
Two characters bake cookies. All dialogue, you should be able to guess who they are. Please read and review.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2013 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Watermelon reviews
When Kirk starts pestering Spock, Spock turns him into a watermelon. Everyone is VERY out-of-character. Includes watermelon, nine-volt batteries, stepladders, and references to Calvin and Hobbes. Please read and review.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Return of Bobby Spandrel reviews
Just an idea I had. I always wondered what would happen if Artemis and Jasper met. I don't own anything. Complete for now, unless someone complains about the gaping plot holes and demands i fix them. Review please!
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Pals in Peril Tales - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
Krakatoa reviews
Not strictly a Redwall story but a crossover with the Twentyone Balloons. When Mariel and Dandin left Redwall at the end of The Bellmaker they ended up on an island: Krakatoa. If you haven't read Twentyone balloons, don't read because it won't make sense.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Mariel, Dandin the Sword Carrier
Jane in the Discworld reviews
Jane Eyre gets fed up with her own story and moves to the Discworld during Going Postal. Rated T because I'm being cautious.
Crossover - Discworld & Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011
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