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Joined 01-28-03, id: 334554
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Last Updated:Jan 4,2005

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Hogwarts' Bad Boyz

A DM/HG romance. i've been told that it's sometimes funny, but it really depends on how you look at it.

Summary:
The Hogwarts' Bad Boys:Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy have basically just started a bet. They have a list of all the girls they were to win the hearts of... What happens when one of the girls left on Draco Malfoy's list is Hermione Granger? The Gryffindor mudblood that he had grown up to hate so much? Draco Malfoy will certainly not lose this bet to Harry Potter, even if they were sort of friends now.Malfoys never lose & Malfoys are always up for challenges...
~Chapter 13 up!~

Soul Mates

A DM/HG romance/humor. it's kinda humorous but i always find that i can't always be humourous so i'm thinking about changing the genre to just Romance... i dunno

Summary:Soul Mates:
“The definition of soul mates for magical folk means that the wizard or witch is told who their soul mate is, they will eventually fall in love. Their souls will be combined together by love and magic. But once you are combined, you won't be able to separate. That is why there is no such thing as divorce in our world. Now it is your time to be told who your soul mate is. You will spend time with your soul mate along with a group of other students this year to develop your relationship."
~Chapter7 up!~

~In Progress~
Unpredictable~

A DM/HG. it has a little bit of mystery in it but i'm not going to include that in the genre. hint there's going to be a bit of a twist in the story which is why it's unpredictable and i think that with the cliffhanger at the end of the first chapter a lot of you will get interested... at least that is what i hope will happen...>. hint warningwhen you read it at first you be like 'did i miss something?' but everything will be sorta cleared up at the end of the chapter.it'll be a lot clearer in the second chapter... 'neways here's a little summary i'm making up on the spot

Summary:Hermione wakes up and it seems like everything has been turned upside down. Malfoy has suddenly become her boyfriend and Harry and Ron don't seem to mind a bit. Malfoy even joined their group and started hanging out with them which Harry and Ron seemed to regard it as normal behavior! What happend?

BeanTaiPaw~.

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 5,175 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Series of Events by super sycoh reviews
Draco's mother is friends with Hermione's mum. For his own safety, he is left to stay with the Granger's during summer while his mother goes into hiding. Draco and Hermione become friends, but something in the shadows threatens to tear them apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,728 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Changing Tides by acidroses reviews
Professor McGonagall places a spell on Draco and Hermione, making them unable to be further than 3m apart... until they can get along with each other. This is due to the big fight between Hermione and Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,295 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I'm in Hell by SLyTHeRiNz DiVaZ reviews
Draco and Hermione "I'm in Hell...with only one bed in it." They thought *New Chapter 20 up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,067 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Arousing The Unknown by Aznyx reviews
“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One True Love by Kanami reviews
A/U: [Under Construction] It is said that love is the greatest gift. But for Hermione it was a curse. Literally. 'Only a potion brewed from the blood of your one true love will you overcome this curse.' What the hell were her ancestors thinking?...HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
When Malfoys marry Mudbloods by secretdiary reviews
My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,929 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Diary of Ways to Shag Hermione by Bondariana reviews
Draco Malfoy is infatuated with Hermione Granger and he’s desperate enough to start a journal about her and all the ways to win her heart... or her bed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Professor Draco by xXSamaraXx reviews
Hermione knows more than anyother student at Hogwarts, the only thing she doesn't know is how to kiss. Draco is willing to teach her...but for what price? And how far will Draco go in his 'lessons? Dramione (DracoHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,094 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2667 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh! The temptation by ktbaby reviews
Hermione's & Draco's mothers went to primary school together-what will happen when they meet again and next term's Head Girl & Boy have to spend most of the summer together? a HGDM fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,763 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hidden Lioness by MusikLuver reviews
COMPLETEDThe sequel to Hidden Dragon but its not required. Five years later, and it hasn't gotten better. Hermione has a secret, Draco is forced into living with someone he doesn't like, and there's a new woman. The question is who is she? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,101 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ski Trip by Detrianelle reviews
Hermione visits her Aunt in Red Lodge, Montana and meets someone she DOESN'T expect. PG-13 because of my heinous language. NON OOTP COMPATIBLE! At least...I don't think it is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,795 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Oh Bloody Hell... by Tropical Flavored Yama reviews
Draco Malfoy is turned into... into... a... a... Oh! I can't say! Let's just say Draco is facing some MAJOR changes! Rated PG13 for slash hints, langauge and the fact a certain girl gets her period for the first time in the middle of it. *points to Draco*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,763 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco's Inheritance by Plastraa reviews
HermDraco Hermione Granger has made some mistakes but none worse than this, she owes Draco Malfoy a favor, and he is only too happy to collect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione finds true love by Hellish reviews
This story is undergoing a process of revising so please no harsh flames, besides I didn't put the better chapters yet and I didn't start revising too. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
7 Days of Hell by acidroses reviews
Ron loses a bet to Draco, causing Hermione to become Draco's slave for 7 days. ^_^ Let the fun begin...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Maid by sleepy-kitty reviews
The Malfoy Manor has a new maid. A certain muggle born, brown bush haired, buck toothed know-it-all to be exact. But whats this? She comes to the Manor looking totally different! Will matbe a romance bloom between the maid and the master? D/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Model Summer by Renata Finnigan reviews
Hermione goes on a Europian tour with her famous cousin, along with a 'stranger' her cousin wants to set her up with! i wonder who it is???
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Still Not A Virgin by Marilyn Stabs reviews
Malfoy plays a cruel trick on Hermione on a bet. Now he's stuck working with her all summer in a muggle bookstore. Can he make up for the damage he's done? Not as fluffy as it sounds, kids. I HEART reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,243 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Soul Mates reviews
Draco&Hermione are paired together as destined Soul Mates.Now they have to share a commonroom together,along with Harry,Ron,Ginny&Lavender...Longer summary inside. DMHG. HPGW. RWLB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,321 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hogwarts' Bad Boyz reviews
Bad Boys:HP&DM have started a bet They have a list of the girls they are to win the hearts of What happens when one of the girls on Draco Malfoy's list is Hermione Granger?Will he try to seduce her or not?Malfoys never lose&are always up for challenges...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.