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Author has written 44 stories for Naruto, SpongeBob SquarePants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Harry Potter, Cats, Misc. Games, Pokémon, and Poptropica.

Welcome to the graveyard of dreams, happiness, light, and suffering. I, Koffeeholic, am the guardian of this nightmare.

About this user:

I have little tolerance for simpletons. My coffee must be consumed dark, occasionally with a slice of tiramisu.

I can be found sitting at computers reading fics and posting them for reading. Yaoi and yuri is the theme here.

I'm to smart to not research the info in my fics. People don't deserve to be lied to.

That's about it...


My review law: When submitting a review, please do mind your manners. Abuse, stupidity, nor complaints will not be tolerated.


Koffeeholicism/Koffeeholica: an addiction to coffee and technology; symptoms are (but not limited to) superior intelligence (outstanding literacy, comprehension, intolerance to stupidity), love of silence and dark surroundings. Being a liberal can also be a symptom.

If you're a Koffeeholic (or want to join the dark side), darken your coffee and paste this in your profile.


If you are interested in seeing my other works, find me as Koffeeholic13 on YouTube, and later Koffeeholic at my website (domain TBA).

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Crossing The Distance by Dana-Eliza reviews
Naruto is addicted to the internet with the focus on Fanfiction. Here he finds an author with amazingly written works and after the first review was sent, their relationship blossoms. But will it survive when Naruto finds out Sasuke lives in another country? SasuNaruSasu, AU, yaoi. Make sure you check the extras for side chapters! Cover belongs to: DirtyPlaygroundCosplay!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 123,027 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Pay by kuristina reviews
In the slums of Konoha, people do what they can to earn what they need to stay alive and feel alive. For Sasuke, it was being called on a daily basis to fight other people with his bare hands for entertainment in the underground; that was his pay and that's how he earned it. And in the arena where he fought in, a blonde prostitute against a wall was doing the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Won't Let Go Of You by lagseeing1123 reviews
Sasuke goes to the rooftop, his secret place where no one will think of finding him, except this time, Naruto was right there, sitting on the edge. Warnings: Mature, Hurt/Comfort, Yaoi, SasuNaru. They are 22 years old and in their fourth year of BSPT in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sneaking Around by PhoenixPhoether reviews
Just why is Harry out past midnight, slinking into the Slytherin dormitory?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Jealous? I Think Not… by KH freak 813 reviews
One-shot gifted to The Corrupted Nerd. What does it take to make someone realize that a relationship is not all about having things in common? SasuNaru. Canonverse. AU. Takes place after the Fourth Shinobi World War. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Gaara - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Dana-Eliza reviews
For Night-Being, With Christmas coming up Itachi decides to spend it in a cabin with some friends, but those friends have other plans and actually lock him up in there with Deidara, the one he had rejected only a few weeks before. Is this some kind of cruel joke played by their friends or did they have something else in mind? ItaDei, yaoi, oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
Pregnancy Scare by Dana-Eliza reviews
For Rayniekinnz. Naruto has a day off and intends on not doing anything, which succeeds well, until he goes in panic mode and bothers Itachi with it. ItaNaru with hints of ItaSasuNaru. T-rated for language. Second place winner for Crossing the Distance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Shopping by alyssialui reviews
Harry hates going shopping with his girlfriend, Ginny. Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
House of Fear by smallpaperstars reviews
In the catacombs of Rome, seven-year-old Hermione Granger discovers her biggest fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Hermione G.
Aspirations of the Stars by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Sirius and Harry slip away to stargaze together during his fifth year. Sirius/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Sirius B., Harry P.] - Complete
Hotel Room by kuristina reviews
Sasuke is tired of the long, dragging party thrown in celebration for him. Both he and a blonde working in the hotel felt the same about it too. So why not take a break and go to his room together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jack's Family Thanksgiving by chack4ever reviews
Jack has a Thanksgiving dinner back home with his extended family. So he decides to have everyone meet his boyfriend, Chase Young. Needless to say the dragon lord isn't too enthused about this... It's pretty graphic. And cheesy in some parts. And some language. And It is in chapters so...patience.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Jack, Chase
NorthSouth is not a Direction by ScribblinDaydreamer reviews
'Be more like your brother.' Screw it. Romano decides to imitate Veneziano for a day and the whole world falls in love with him. Crack Oneshot. Rated T for... a little swearing, I guess?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2013 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Hanging On by Bob The Other Zombie reviews
It's not Fred's death that upsets George, it's living the rest of his life without him. George stays in his and Fred's old flat after Fred's death, unable to face himself or his family again. But with ghosts and dark spirits creeping around the flat, he may not be as alone in there as he thinks...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
So Much More to You by YenGirl reviews
Severus is in denial, Harry Potter is a trial, one tries so hard to resist, one does nothing but insist. Pre-Snarry... in rhyme. Harry's reply.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fight over a Chocolate Bar by CutePiglet reviews
Yami challenges the King of Games to a game for a chocolate bar. YxYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Not Bad for a Nerd by k.d. atkins reviews
An Adventurous Bromance between George Weasley and Howard Wolowitz
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2013 - George W., Howard W.
Too Fast by faith in a heart of glass reviews
"Once upon a time there was born a girl named Hermione Granger, and she was very, very bad-" Because after all, he really did love her. co-written with thehollowones. complete. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Sorry by TsunamiHatake reviews
A ficlet I wrote as a challenge, considering I don't even ship Draco/ Hermione. Dark, very dark. I suggest having some fluff on hand before reading this... Please leave me reviews, because I have never written Dramione before.. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Music Box of Time by NoirxAnge reviews
A Ball held with Harry sulking and Voldemort...preparing something? Well something is definitely happening. I mean Harry's crying! AU, OOC SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Page From The Life of Severus Snape by TsunamiHatake reviews
Headmaster Severus Snape is wasting time in between paperwork by doing what else- thinking of the glorious Boy Wonder. Established relationship, slash, yaoi, fluff... Insanity. lol :D COMPLETE. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Growing Up by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
I want to be young again, more than anything. I hate what's happened to us, and I want to go back... I want to be a kid again! But I can't. I'm all grown up now, all of us are, and I guess... I guess I can't change that.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Eddy - Complete
His Lover's Voice: Snarry Drabble by im-fluent-in-parseltongue reviews
Just a little drabble with Snarriness, probably isn't very good but yeah. i don't own Harry Potter Warnings: Mentions of M/M relationships/sex if you are against two males going at it don't read this fic, or any of my others as a i don't write Het stuff for some reason. yaoi fangirl for life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One, Two by Toast and Stitch reviews
After several pointless detentions, Severus finds himself taking on the role of Harry's therapist, or rather, a quite unorthodox one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
No child of mine by AmiliaPadfoot reviews
Harry makes a silent pledge to all his children and vows never to break it. He keeps it in mind at all times, determined to raise them right. Next-gen One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Creation of Life by Mazeline Gerard reviews
Snape teaches girls sex ed. in Luna's year. Turns out he really isn't made of stone. Rated for sexual content and swearing, just to be safe, though there isn't graphic sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L., Severus S.
I Want To Get In Your Genes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto investigates a company run by Uchiha Sasuke. However, his world is flipped upside-down when he is taken into the future and married to Sasuke. Three kids later, you'd think he'd be settled in his new life. AU, SasuNaru, future fic, SasuNaru babies
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,164 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
20 Things You Never Knew About Fred and George by ofravenclaw reviews
. . .and the one thing that even they didn't know about themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2012 - George W., Fred W.
Of Fools and Photographs by Mystic Dodo reviews
Severus wanted sex. Harry wanted to look through their wedding album.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by Sheri Contrary reviews
It's Draco's nineteenth birthday and Harry wants to give him a present. 8th year fic. Established relationship. And yes, I know this is being posted late...i.e. not on Draco's actual birthday, which was/is June 5th. Companion piece to "Class of Ninety-nine," which is "in progress"...but this ONE SHOT is COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Full Speed Ahead by Veterization reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. After the war, the Malfoy fortune begins dwindling. Draco swallows his pride and gets a job the only place he can find one: the Knight Bus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Broken Promises, Shattered Dreams by Writcraft reviews
Harry/Draco, Harry/Severus. Draco left Harry and regrets it bitterly. He wants him back, but Harry is now in a relationship with Severus. As much as he wants to, Harry will not be able to make both men happy and someone is going to get hurt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Father, Son, and Boyfriend by kuristina reviews
Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So be it by Kativa-chan reviews
Naruto, I give you so much credit, and I hope someday, you'll notice me, and look at me the way I look at you. But it's just a dream. Never mind being Hokage, I want you to love me. That's my dream. One-sided KonoNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U. - Complete
Fortune Cookies by Kativa-chan reviews
Team 7 go out to eat together, and read their fortunes to one another. But why doesn't Naruto want to read his? SasuNaru Cute and short
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ten things you didn't know about by Myene reviews
An on going drabble series about the Harry Potter characters. I pick one, and then tell you ten things you didn't know about them before. Some funny, some sad, some just a bit...odd. Will be listed as in-progress, but each chapter is a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pancakes by HK Keiji reviews
Konohamaru resorts to sleeping with other men for money, that is, until Naruto comes into his life. Narukono
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S.
Albus Potter and the Sorting of the Students by Sgeulachdan reviews
Albus Potter's first year at Hogwarts. Mysterious attacks, an inept headmaster, and a Sorting Hat that's coming apart at the seams make for an interesting experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,761 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Inseparable by Sasu-Soul reviews
"We were supposed to be inseparable, so we will be. Not even death can keep us apart..." Sasusaku Warning: This story contains a necro-lemon, which consists of very gross actions and strong language. Please, don't read this if you're easily disturbed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prom by Louis Dupree reviews
'I can endure this for one more month.' Edd/ Eddy
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edd, Eddy
The Dos and Don'ts of Writing a Realistic OC by PottedLilies reviews
A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/26/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
EasyBake ovens, Sasuke, and Happy Birthday Naruto! by natsukileeRKOlover reviews
It's Naruto's birthday so Sakura decides to throw him the best party a 17 year old kid could ask for. And She also gets him what he's wanted for a long time. She gets him Sasuke, who's back in town after movig away 2 years ago. AU, Lemons. no flames.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Irrrevocable by phoenixluv reviews
Harry is contracted to marry Draco.He isn't happy.Dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Coming Out Of The Broom Closet by the Last Flowerchild reviews
After stealing from Professor Umbrige, Fred and George are forced into hiding in a broom closet, and things take an unexpected turn. Warning: Mild slash. Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Hiccups by katie-elise reviews
L has the hiccups, and Light is determined to find a cure...however unorthodox said cure might be. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
All Love Should Have Rights by yaoi-productions-19 reviews
I'm tired of all the bad gay talk, and so I made this. NaruSasu Naruto is trying to see Sasuke in the hospital, for he is dying of a disease, but the manager won't let them have peace. This is true in real life. Think about it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rubik's Cube by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Oneshot Hermione challenges Draco with a Rubik's cube and that leads to two very interesting confessions. One from Draco and one from Hermione in the future. Very original. Dramione R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Catching the Snitch by The Jester Erebus reviews
Harry really can't stand Professor Snape. So why does he feel this strange, forbidden attraction to him? This story takes place during Harry's 6th year, with Snape substituting for Slughorn. SLASH AND MATURE CONTENT! You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Umbridge and Cornelius by Pensieve Plotter reviews
Umbridge had a crush on Fudge. The former minister visits her when she is head of the Muggle-born Registration Commission during Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Dolores U., OC - Complete
A Forgiving Christmas by Heather68 reviews
Teddy Lupin knows just what will make Harry's holiday better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Game by TeddyRuxpin reviews
Naruto is adopted. Gets invited to a party and participates in 'The Game'. Who is the mystery person who kisses him? Find out! boyxboy, yaoi, love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fred and George's Dirty Mind by Prissy and Bregan reviews
ONE SHOT How do Fred and George take it after spying on Hermione and Sirius during their cooking lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Perils of Voldemorts downfall by Violet Abyss reviews
Lucious goes on...vacation. Draco gets stuck with Snape. Madness and shopping ensue. DracoxSnape SLASH...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Draco’s Guide for Becoming a True Slytherin by MDQ reviews
Draco’s easy to follow 7step guide for becoming a true Slytherin. The 7 essential steps that every real Slytherin in Hogwarts must follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Anything by Contredanse reviews
Draco would do anything to past that exam. (Vaguely SnapeDraco. Only... not. Confused? Just read ahead.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Severus S., Draco M.
Beautiful by Reigning Fyre reviews
I shall have you, and I will cleanse this world of filth so that you may live with me again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coming Out of Snape's Personal Closet by Loberta reviews
Harry and Draco think they're the first one's to be caught in Snape's closet. Little do they know... CWOC with minor HD. Oneshot. Review, dammit!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What if? Harry Potter and the Loving Dursleys by Child of Rowling reviews
AU What if the Dursleys were a loving family and Harry didn't want to leave them for the scary unknown? What if he was afraid of Hagrid or magic? What if?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Harry P.
Garments and Critters by Nattish reviews
--Harry/Snape-- Severus is tortured by his husband, Harry Potter, and their son on his and Harry's anniversary with gift exchange and puppies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Young Husband by Minerva-Severus-Dumbledor reviews
Written as part of the HPCHAN challenge. THIS IS CHAN FOLKS!! If it squicks you don't read. A/U How does Harry finally get to Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Thicker Than Water by Ensign T'Starla reviews
SLASH TWINCEST Fred muses over his and George's relationship on their one year anniversary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2003 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
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Cheers to You, Big Sis reviews
2015 REBOOT: Naruto Uzumaki, a freshman at Konoha high, decides to be a cheerleader with his older sister, Naruko. He gets denied, but an unexpected tragedy gives him the opportunity to shine. Yaoi/Yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/9/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Naruko U., Konohamaru S.
The Quest That Calls
High schoolers Icy Thunder and Bright Carrot kayak into the mysterious Poptropica archipelago. -May or may not update, but alert just incase. ;-)-
Poptropica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 2/16
Piña Colada and King Arthur Along with Prince Albert reviews
Sasuke has an extra ticket to Hawaii, so he brings Naruto along. Drinks on the beach can lead to many strange things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
The Many Faces of Severus Snape, A Series reviews
Harry Potter loves Severus with every fibre of his being, and Severus Snape loves the boy to pieces. When Severus's writing journal comes into question, another side of Severus is revealed. Or would that be multiple sides? Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
Mount Aitoyuki reviews
Second year Naruto Uzumaki has a crush on senior Sasuke Uchiha, and there's no better opportunity to get close to him than this ski trip coming up. But there's one problem. His best friend Sakura Haruno has a crush on him too, and he's got no idea how to pay for the trip. Will the stars in heaven align to allow him to be with his crush?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H.
Layer by Layer reviews
Two nerdy social pariahs at Konoha University, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, find love in each other through unlikely twists and turns.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Fireworks reviews
Harry and Draco spend the last moments of the year together under a loud bang. Drarry. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Frozen in the Snow reviews
Harry and Ron have been arguing, nearly killing each other. But the row affected Harry more than Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Harry P., Ron W.] - Complete
Tiramisu, My Darling? reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's adopted son, Konohamaru buys a cake for his crush, Hanabi Hyuga. Will Konohamaru get the girl and still love his parents after what happens to the cake? SasuNaru parenting KonoHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Hanabi H., Konohamaru S.]
Pumpkin Pie reviews
After the kids finish trick-or-treating, Ron and Hermione share a late night snack. Maybe bun in the oven...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Full Moon reviews
Neville tries to live the muggle life, but his loony girlfriend keeps it from being easy. Neville x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Luna L., Neville L.] - Complete
Pop and Pizza reviews
College sophomore Naruto Uzumaki is put on a diet by his boyfriend and tutor, Sasuke Uchiha. Can he live without his ramen and Red Bull?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Two for Two reviews
Naruto and Sasuke share chocolate on a snowy morning. SasuNaru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons
Naruto and Sasuke watch cartoons together on a Saturday morning. Fluff. Naruto may need a diet...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Raspberries are Golden and Bananas are Red
Naruto and Kiba have a cute dispute over strangely coloured fruit. #7 in the count!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Kiba I.] - Complete
Spiders reviews
Naruto is captured by a mental raven-haired man and is left to die in a room filled with eight-legged creatures.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
That's How the Cookie Crumbles
ShikaChou fluff. Shikamaru and Chouji deal with homework and chocolate chip cookies.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Shikamaru N., Chōji A.] Chōza A. - Complete
Bittersweet Moon
SasuNaru. Naruto and Sasuke gaze at the moon as they ponder their love life. Can it last, our will it die like everyone else's?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Open Your Eyes, Severus
Severus just doesn't want to get off the sofa. Can Draco convince him otherwise? DracoXSnape fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Draco M., Severus S.] - Complete
We Meet Again
Ash hasn't seen Misty in years...is that a pokeball in his pocket?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] - Complete
The Quest for Cold Shakes reviews
NaruSaku. Naruto and Sakura are going through rough times. Can milkshakes lighten and cool the mood?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Slurp, Slurp, Smooch
Ramen leads two certain guys to an unexpected...well you have to read to find out. SasuNaru fluffiness! #2 of the countdown
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Last One
SasuNaru Oneshot. Naruto and Sasuke argue over a certain breakfast item. Happy Birthday Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Swim is All It Takes reviews
It's the birthday of the Boy Who Lived! But it didn't go so happy-happy. Thanks to a certain Slytherin, Harry has to go through hell just to get back his invisibility cloak. BoyxBoy, Delicious Drarry junk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Beginning of the End of Naruto Uzumaki reviews
Orochimaru is an evil wizard that plans to capture the demons for power. But a sprog of a host, Naruto, lands in his clutches and barely escapes with his life when they meet. Years after being around Muggles, magic comes. And that is just the beginning of the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
The Defeat of Shark Tooth Island
Icy Thunder decides to wander away from home after being grounded for losing the bronze medallions of his sister, Icy Snowball. In his escape, he finds what he sought, but it's not what he though.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,067 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012
Buttered Muffin reviews
Happy birthday, Naru chan! Sasuke gives Naruto a flaky breakfast for his birthday. ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
My Sunshine
Sakura sings a parody song for her foster father for Father's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ageless reviews
Severus learns that age doesn't matter in love. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Boy who Loved
Eighteen-year-old Harry currently lives on the fringes of Hogsmeade in a simple Tudor house with his old teacher, Professor Snape. This Valentine's Day, the old Slytherin decides to give his love something out-of the ordinary for the occasion. But it's not a kissing snake, a love potion, or a dancing plush Gryffin. It's an old enemy that he wants to make into a friend for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Love Bird reviews
Harry wants to understand Hedwig.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Songrose reviews
Naruto, an aspiring pianist, meets his hero.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight reviews
Harry serves a snuggly detention with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Until the End
Sasuke and Sakura spend their last moments together as the world ends. 12-21-12...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
That Spell reviews
Harry finds a new shop in Knockturn Alley over the summer before returning to Hogwarts for his seventh year. And the knowledge he returns with discovers himself a new wand he thought he never had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Harry Potter Joke 1: Being Siriusly Serious
James and Sirius joke around in the Gryffindor common room. Only a confusion of names and words offer them company.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Heaviside Layer is Where They All Go reviews
In loving memory of Lilo, the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees that once lived at my side...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Death reviews
Death is a wizard, a powerful wizard. And he cannot be stopped until the setting of the sun of time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Kaeritaku Natta Yo, to You reviews
He wants to go home, to be in the warm arms of his loving boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Close Call
Lord Snake is an evil wizard with a life-long goal of capturing demons to make him immortal. But a sprog of a host, Naruto, lands in his clutches and barely escapes with six scratches and life after putting the snake in the toaster of death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Beginning of the End, Or is It? reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is an orphan that faces torment from other children at school. This life has driven him to the verge of suicide. A terrible concoction took away his eyes. But losing his sight has nearly brought him to the end when his life has just begun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nasty reviews
Greg has a sleep over with Fregley. But the nasty takes over Vomiting, bodily fluids, and nose particles inside...Koffeeholic
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Something You Need But Can't Have reviews
Squidward wants Spongebob but he's taken by Patrick. A bunch of twists an turns in this Valentine's Day Special...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
When An Elf Drinks Eggnog reviews
Whoever knew eggnog can create relationships between elves? After Christmas Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
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