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Joined 10-16-11, id: 3346285, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 36 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, StarTrek: Other, Metroid, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and X-Men: The Movie.

Name: I answer to T'Reilani, Riella, Cat Person, and Hey, you.

I'm also on Deviantart under the name T-Reilani...links to my fanart below.

Age: 2 million, 1 hundred thousand and 5.

Gender: Female

Species: Librarian

I love meeting new people, so feel free to message me to talk or whatever! I also love helping with stories or answering questions about mine, so go ahead and ask me!

GUESS WHO'S BACK ONLINE! So sorry about the long wait - it's been a crazy six months! Hopefully I can get back to updating within a week or two now that I have Internet access again. Thanks for being patient, everybody!

STORY RECOMMENDATION OF THE MONTH: Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie's face.

This had me rolling on the floor laughing...literally...so I had to recommend it! Words cannot describe the humor in the fic...just read it.


1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

TF:A Prowl

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Once I recovered from fainting, probably ask to train as a Cyber-Ninja.

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Pick me up when I fell over, then give me an odd look when I asked about Cyber-Ninja training.

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

I could see Prowl listening to soundtracks (the full-orchestra ones, not heavy metal) and classical music

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

I have several! See below for a list! The primary one is Riella!

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Since Prowl is her sparkmate, she'd probably give him a kiss and ask how his day was.

7- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

TF:A Prowl. Second favorite is Elita One from G1.

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Prowl: Trying to speak whale. Elita One: Throwing a fit.

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Don't really have one...hmm, I guess TF:A Slipstream

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Defecting to the Autobots.

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Probably beat the slag out of each other

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

TF:A Sentinel Prime. I laughed so hard when he ended up stuck head down in the ground in the episode "Five Servos of Doom"...

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream, from any franchise.

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

As many as possible...

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Optimus Prime/Elita One

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Oh yeah...

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A motorcycle like TF:A Prowl, but with a different color scheme

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Elita One, because she's just plain awesome.

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

The Autobots! :D


My OCs!

Riella: Movieverse. A technorganic femme, sparkmated to Prowl. Story: Transformers: Technorganic, Transformers: Operation Earth, Expecting the Unexpected, Life as a Technorganic, When A Door Is Closed, What Doesn't Kill You, The Test, Diabolus Ex Machina

My drawings of her: http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/#/d4qrljp Riella in robot mode

http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/#/d5s583h Riella in organic mode

TFA Riella: Animated, obviously. Prowl's sort-of girlfriend. Stories: Fragile, Broken, Not What I Meant

Her picture: http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/#/d4qrlqt

Shattered Glass Riella: Shattered Glass. Optimus's girlfriend, 'partner' to a lot of others. Story: Cybernetic Queen

Picture: http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/#/d5lxr5c

Skystorm: Movieverse. Riella and Prowl's daughter. Born in Expecting the Unexpected, featured in Flight Pattern

Picture as a sparkling (with Tatyana Witwicky's Techno) http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/#/d4qv1a0

Picture as an adult: http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/#/d51ru4z

Echo: TF: Prime. Ratchet's daughter, and a medic. Story: To Protect and Heal, Aftermath, Showdown, A Healer's Love

My drawing of her: http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/art/To-Protect-and-Heal-Echo-277639686

Magneta: Movieverse. A Seeker, like her twin brother. Story: Against A Blood-Red Sky

Blaze: Movieverse. A Seeker, like his twin sister (Magneta). Story: Against A Blood-Red Sky

Poster for Against A Blood-Red Sky: http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/art/Against-A-Blood-Red-Sky-277636754

Mystique: G1. Mirage's twin sister. Story: Peripheral Vision

My sketch of her: http://t-reilani.deviantart.com/art/The-Hunter-305788586

Minor OCs: Icelight, Devron, Melody, and Gamma Ray (Movieverse), Shiftswitch (Animated), Firefall and Zenith (G1), T'Pren, T'Resta, and Sorek (Star Trek)

If you would like to use any of them, just PM me! Chances are I will let you! I also have bios for all of them, so if you want one, let me know.


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But I don't have any other time to fix my hair!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (So...remind me how to do that...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (And the point of saying that was...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? And here I was thinking it would be cold...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But, but...that works so well!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah, can't have those little kids falling asleep behind the wheel.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Aww, darn! I wanted to stay awake!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So, does that mean I can't put them on the doorjamb?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now I want to know what the other use is...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I never could have guessed...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Why, were a lot of people trying that?)

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (Why would I put plastic wrap on my head in the first place?!)


A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.


Removed the copy and paste thingies and replaced them with a timeline for my movieverse stories, since I realized it's hard to tell what order they go in.

Love Will Find A Way Complete

Who You’d Be Today Complete

Diabolus Ex Machina On Hiatus

Against A Blood-Red Sky On Hiatus

Transformers: Technorganic Complete

Life on the NEST Base: Stories, Regulations, and Incidents [Starts here, continues through I Know A Little Girl Who Can Walk Through Walls] Updated Randomly

And the purpose of this is? Complete

My Interviews With Autobots On Hiatus

The Test Complete

Transformers: Operation Earth Complete

When A Door Is Closed… Complete

Expecting the Unexpected Being Edited - Check for changes

Boredom Can Be A Health Hazard Complete

Prowl Is Not Alright Complete

What Doesn’t Kill You Complete

Don’t Sleep On The Job Complete

She Lives In You Complete

I Know A Little Girl Who Can Walk Through Walls Complete

Flight Pattern Complete


A bio for my main OC Riella! I got the idea of putting her bio on my profile from TacticianZephine and Tatyana Witwicky. :)

Name: Riella

Gender: Femme

Race: Technorganic

Faction: Autobot

Function: Cyber-Ninja commander (shared with Prowl and Jazz), scout commander, tactician

Rank: Third-in-command (shared with Prowl)

Nicknames/Aliases: Eridani (callsign), Iceheart, Ella/Ellie

Partner(s): Prowl

Current Status: Alive

Current Location: Earth
Associated With:
Non-biological Extraterrestrial Species Team (N.E.S.T.), Special Ops Division 3 (on Cybertron), Cyber-Ninja Corps
Alternate Forms:
Cybertron:
Groundbike
Earth:
Modified blue and silver Ducati 848

Strength: 6/10
Speed:
8/10
Endurance:
8/10
Analysis/Tactical:
10/10
Battle Prowess:
8/10
Firepower: 4/10
Reflexes: 8/10
Social Skills:
5/10
Intelligence: 10/10
Aggression:
8/10
Skill Total: 75/100

Appearance
Riella is a nineteen-foot-tall femme with a light and dark blue color scheme and silver trim. She has a silver chevron on her forehead like Prowl's, and small pointed audio fins on the sides of her head. These give her exceptional hearing.

She has a jetpack that grants her limited flight, silver blades that eject from her forearms, and her right hand retracts to form a small blaster.

Her armor is minimal, giving her a very streamlined appearance in both robot and vehicle modes. It also allows her to fit into locations bulkier robots could not.

She has blue-green optics that glow brighter when she is upset, hurt, or excited for any reason.

Her organic mode is a 5'10" Vulcan female with long reddish-blond hair, pale skin, and blue-green eyes that tend to glow when she gets worked up. She has various cybernetic parts including dark blue metal forearms, strips of metal along her limbs, collarbone, and hairline, and a panel on her lower chest that opens for repairs. She uses a hologram generator to conceal these.

Abilities
Riella is a Cyber-Ninja, trained in the Cybertronian martial arts as well as several of the Vulcan martial arts. She is a formidable force in combat, using her speed to get up close to her opponents and her skills with her blades to take them down quickly. She and Prowl make an excellent team, and usually work together to defeat larger and more powerful opponents. As far as she is concerned, her blaster is a last resort, to be used only when it is impossible to get within range to use her blades. She also has a limited stealth ability, which allows her to change her appearance to blend in with whatever she is standing in front of. However, it only works when she is standing still; the recoloring will not change with movement.

While not the fastest Autobot on Earth (that title goes to Blurr), Riella is capable of reaching speeds up to 250 miles per hour in vehicle mode, and can run up to 180 miles per hour for short distances in robot mode. When using her jetpack, she can reach Mach 1.5, but that speed drains her fuel very quickly, meaning she can only use it for short distances. Her jetpack also allows her to fly, but the charge does not last more than ten minutes straight, requiring her to be careful about when she uses it.

Riella is difficult to sneak up on, partly because of her excellent hearing and constant awareness of her surroundings, but also because, like most Vulcans, she has limited telepathic ability that allows her to sense most beings once they enter a certain range. She is also able to use her telepathy to mind-meld with other beings, to literally create one mind in two bodies. This, however, risks one or both participants losing their individual identities and so is only used as an absolute last resort.

Personality
Riella is logical, calm, and generally controlled, especially in a crisis. However, she has a loving and protective side, and this sometimes impairs her judgment if someone she cares about is threatened or hurt. Prowl is the center of her universe, and her sparklings are the only beings she would leave Prowl to protect. She has never had to do this, however, since they are capable of taking care of themselves and Prowl almost always fights beside her to protect them.

She does have a temper; however, it rarely shows itself. It isn't easy to irritate her, but one sure way to do it is to insult, threaten, or hurt someone she is protective of for whatever reason. She is surprisingly tolerant of pranks being played on her, and regularly participates in prank wars, enjoying the challenge of one-upping whoever pulled the last prank. However, she will hand out discipline to others if the pranks go too far or cross the line into the realm of harming other 'bots. It's rare for her to be so upset that she cries; usually she simply gets very quiet and refuses to talk.

She is introverted, very independent, and slightly suspicious, making it difficult to earn her trust. However, once she trusts someone, she is absolutely loyal and would die to protect them. She trusts Prowl's judgment more than her own, and would follow him to the Pit and back if he asked her to.

Most of the Autobots like her; however, her sarcastic sense of humor is sometimes taken as insulting. In particular, Tracks dislikes her tendency to make fun of him, and regularly questions her, even in front of other Autobots. She also does not get along well with government agents, even though she is the appointed Autobot ambassador to the humans. She has a tendency toward depression, but Prowl is almost always capable of bringing her back out of it.

Riella takes the war very personally, and sometimes loses her temper in combat or takes on someone she really shouldn't be able to beat.

She now also has a facebook page!! http://www.facebook.com/AutobotScoutCommander

Guess that's it for now...just go read my stories! Please? ;)

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911: Twin Towers Tribute by Iceshadow911247 reviews
The 9/11 date has come around again for another year. The day the whole world cried. The day the Twin Towers fell and the day the Pentagon was attacked. The the passengers of flight 93 fought back and crashed the plane into a field, even at the cost of their own lives. My tribute to the people who lost their lives in the planes, Towers, and the Pentagon. T for death and cursing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012
Star Wars: The Prime Wars by Sherlock109 reviews
When an ancient relic transport the Cybertronians to a galaxy far, far away, the Autobots join the Republic cause in the Clone Wars. However, will cultural and social differences destroy the new alliance? TFP and SWCW crossover. T for violence
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Arcee, Anakin S.
Overemotional by Blitz-Krazi-1 reviews
G1 A severe head injury in battle leaves Sunstreaker's processor scrambled. Sideswipe steps up to help his brother through his emotional challenges. How will the Ark react to this 'new Sunstreaker? Rated for violence, Cybertronian swearing, and eventual character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Severed Heads by TacticianZephine reviews
Shattered Glass: A Decepticon footsoldier infiltrates the Autobot Base, and picks the wrong room to hide in. Rated T for general creepiness. OC-centric. You have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
An Undead Nightmare by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
AU! A virus has made itself known, by turning humans into the undead. Tai and Sam are their own as they make there way back to only safe place they know. Can they make it without the Autobots' help? Or will they be turned as well? Rated M for blood, gore, violence, and Tai's colorful vocabulary
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sam W.
the william tell overture by thefireplanet reviews
Kíli nocks his bow and points it at his brother.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
I Am The Hunter, You Are My Prey by TacticianZephine reviews
Autobot cadets are being methodically killed, and the murderer leaves notes written on the walls above the bodies. Soon, he begins to leave threats scrawled across the doors of officers, and scrambled voice messages on their communication centers. Clearly, the killer is deranged and dangerous. But what happens when they realize that the calls are coming from inside the Base?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,106 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009
Two steps behind by Cybertronprincess reviews
Knock Out is being followed. May continue, since I like psycho Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Knock Out, Soundwave
The Marvalous Misadventures of Tai and friends! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
This be a series of one shots staring Tatyana Topaz Witwicky and the Autobots! What sort of shenanigans could they possibly get into? Read and find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,329 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/11/2009
Flight Pattern: Sparkmate by DragonSketcherMountain reviews
Hyperjump has a very important question to ask Skystorm, but what will she say? FLIGHT PATTERN SEQUEL!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
To Begin Again by Sabertron15 reviews
Formerly titled "Saved by the Bell" A sparkling found in the fallen city of Isoain, Iacon's sister state, is rescued by ex-autobots. With no memories before the Cons attacked, he must make new one's and with the help of his fellow younglings conquer the fear that comes from his nightmares. Other characters: Sideswipe & Sunstreaker. *UNDER REWRITE*. Prequel to 'Biting the Bullet'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bluestreak, Bumblebee
Unspoken, Unheard by TacticianZephine reviews
A youngling covered in energon finds his way to the doorstep of the Cyber-Ninja Dojo, where he is taken in by the Dojo Master and his students.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Prowl, Soundwave - Complete
Holidays in the Autobot Faction by Lynn Jones reviews
Sprite and Halo have some rules for the holidays... just me wanting to put something up for Christmas, probably not of any real plot signifigance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jazz - Complete
Blitzwing's Unova Journey! by CureAnimeLover reviews
A horrible accident happens that made Blitzwing wound up in the Unova Region! But something's different about him now and he can't go back to his world! He meets a friendly girl and decides to get a starter pokemon and travel with her. What will happen next? Find out yourselves by reading it! Has romance, but NOTHING sexual.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Blitzwing, Starscream, Mei/Rosa
Desert Sunrise by Lynn Jones reviews
Cadet Herald Liraz Tovinia has been exiled to Earth with no memory of her home. All she knows is that she was convicted of murdering an Autobot...and that she is innocent. Can she prove her innocence and protect her new friends from an old enemy? NightbeatxOC, some ProwlxRiella.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
My Little Denarians by Chengar Qordath reviews
Followup story to Forever! As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 225,414 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,881 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010
A Thousand Years by Kasai120 reviews
A youngling must adjust to world he never knew existed: a place that is a myth to the autobots and decepticons. Will he be able to live a great life or will his shy nature hold him back from a successful life? Prowl's origins. TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Prowl
Arise by TacticianZephine reviews
The story of Prowl's rise to power. Prequel to Iron Fist, Iron Clad, Reign of Steel. Spoilers for the mentioned fic. Don't read this without reading the other one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Prowl
What makes Ravage's Day? by TsukiyomiNeko reviews
So what exactly would make Ravage's Day? Various drabbles and one-shots starring Ravage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ravage, Cyclonus - Complete
Paranoia by TacticianZephine reviews
I knew Longarm Prime had something to hide, but I was dishonorably discharged before I could find out what, and expose him. OC-centric. You have been forewarned. Please continue on to another story if this displeases you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Transformers Prime: The Clone Chronicles by everyday hero reviews
this is a new series idea i have. takes place in the middle of season 2, a little after Nemesis Prime. The Autobots are finally winning the war because of their new clone army. Except clones always mean trouble. Filled with story twists and adventure
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,419 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Arcee, Optimus Prime
Still Human by Lynn Jones reviews
It's been a week since Lexi was nearly killed by Airachnid. Ratchet saved her life...but how? At what cost? How does Lexi's younger sister Laura factor in to everything? And what the slag is up with the weird Mustang? Sequel to Ratchet's Human. on hold again because i lost my notes and can't remember where this story was going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ratchet
Energon Goodies and Sweets by TsukiyomiNeko reviews
Prowl didn't want to but his creators forced him to. With a little bribery and persuasion, they made a hard bargain and maybe it wouldn't be as bad as he thought it would be. fluffy implied ProwlxJazz oneshot for now
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Prowl, Jazz
Test Torture by Lynn Jones reviews
Liraz and Hope Tovinia have to take a Mary Sue Race Test. Are Heralds a Mary Sue race? And what do Hope and Lriaz think of these questions? sort of a tie-in to Desert Sunrise.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Iron Fist, Iron Clad, Reign Of Steel by TacticianZephine reviews
Iacon and Praxus have become a conjoined totalitarian state, under a militaristic dictatorship of... an Autobot? Can twelve 'bots return their territory to its democratic state?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Prowl, Ironhide - Complete
While You Were Dead by Lynn Jones reviews
Liraz has been crushed by Devastator. Ironhide and Riella find her, and notice something odd...what happens next? tie-in to Desert Sunrise. one-shot
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
What Really Happened by Lynn Jones reviews
There was more to planning Liraz's rescue than the bots told her. Why did Reilla really agree to rescue a technorganic she doesn't trust? tie-in to Desert Sunrise, one-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Crazy Things by Lynn Jones reviews
What crazy thing could you imagine your favorite Bot/Con doing? well, let's just see, shall we? crack fic. chapter three: Jazz finds a cat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Ravage, Blitzwing
Things I HG Character am Not Allowed To Do by TotalZayaGirl14 reviews
Formerly known as 'Things I Plutarch Heavensbee am Not Allowed To Do' Dr. Aurelius's life was always pretty busy with being a Psychiatrist and all, but it's about to get a heck of a lot busier! Join Katniss, Peeta, Finnick, and the rest of the gang to find out what exactly they are NOT allowed to do.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Dr. Aurelius
Source of Primus by Lynn Jones reviews
a series of one-shots explaining and introducing Halo, younger sister of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker and Intelligence agent stationed at Debris. only one so far because i don't know what to do with this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Ultra Magnus, Topspin
Who's On First? by TacticianZephine reviews
Harley Quinn and The Joker are not baseball fans. So, rather than watch the World Series, they decide to screw with a new Arkham patient.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Introducing Hope by Lynn Jones reviews
Hope Tovinia is the only one who can save her cousin Liraz, and the technorganic femme Liraz is fighting to save. how can she get into the Autobot base in time? One-shot, tie-in to Desert Sunrise.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ironhide - Complete
She Saved Me by Lynn Jones reviews
Liraz saved Ironhide's life, in more ways than she knows. what does Ironhide think of this?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Ironhide - Complete
Transformers Animated: Alley Of Darkness by Sawyer Kanaii reviews
A group of girls find out they are the new keepers of the Allspark after the Autobots return from Cybertron. New enemies are found and even more allies. The Autobots and girls will expiernce hardships and find out who they really are.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
eBay by Optronix Prime reviews
What started out as an innocent prank has turned into a war of wills. How far will a human go to prove her point with her closest friends? No one's really sure when the drama on the dreaded cite eBay will end. Optimus hopes it is sooner rather than later. Otherwise, things could get messy real fast. TFP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,025 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Miko N., Ratchet - Complete
Never forgotton by Sawyer Kanaii reviews
Used to be a series of song fics for just Prowl and Sawyer. Now song fics for other chracters too. K to M. From alley of Darkness and other new stories.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012
Lexi's Scraplet Revenge by Lynn Jones reviews
Bulkhead has squished one tool too many. now Lexi is going to avenge her stepped-on projects and tools!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bulkhead - Complete
Savage by TacticianZephine reviews
Ten thousand years ago, ten Autobots left on a scout mission. No one has seen them since. What has become of them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012
Lexi's Language Revenge by Lynn Jones reviews
After the Jell-O incident, Prime made Lexi fix/clean Ratchet. It took her a week. Now she's on the warpath - or prankpath - again, and this time, Optimus is her target! What can a mechanic do with some spare time and some extra translation software?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Gladiators' Mercy by Blitz-Krazi-1 reviews
A one-shot of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe when they lived in the gladiator arenas. Rated for violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Lexi's JellO Revenge by Lynn Jones reviews
Lexi warned him...but Ratchet didn't listen...and now...now, he'll pay...because what else is a mechanic suppsoed to do with this much Jell-O?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Love by Sawyer Kanaii reviews
A few song fics and stories about Riella and Prowl. In Fragile verse. Gift for T'Reilani.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Prowl
Anger Management by Molten-Ashes reviews
"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Prowl - Complete
The Only one he ever loved by DragonSketcherMountain reviews
It was his fault, all his fault. now, his Sparkmate's gone, and he's alone with their child. And in a world full of decepticons, he may be the one exception... Soundwave oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Soundwave - Complete
TFP Bloopers by Cybertronprincess reviews
"Lol, I can just see a blooper of this chapter being Starscream saying he likes Justin Bieber." Thank you Chibi Oro for that piece of inspiration XD May continue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
What autocats hate the most! by CatGirlFireflare reviews
Sari and Ratchet have some... FUN with trying to get the others to do what they hate most. BETTER than it sounds. Please be nice and no swearing ever! Review please! :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sari S., Ratchet
First comes love, then comes marriage by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
You know the rest...once again, featuring my OC Tai and various others! Tai has survived Soundwave, various Decepticons, having Barricade as a guardian...but can she survive the next big step of 'sparkbonding' Sort of a sequel to the first time...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010
Ratchet's Human by Lynn Jones reviews
TF:Prime. The Autobots have a habit of picking up human friends. First Arcee, then Bumblebee, then Bulkhead...now it's Ratchet's turn. And his human is...Lexi Bruner, mechanic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Entering the World of Industry by A'isha Ishtar reviews
Or, "How to Fall in Love with the Hot Angel Guy Who You're Spending Time with for Pharmaceutical Training at Worthington Industries So You Stay Outta the Way". Interpret that any way you'd like, eh? Angel/OC or Warren/OC whatever you prefer to call it...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,292 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Angel
The Couch by Thalanee reviews
Optimus isn't quite sure what he's done, but Prowl is there and he's ordering him and his finger is pointing, so there is only one thing the Autobot leader can do... Just a cracky little oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Voice by Blitz-Krazi-1 reviews
Sideswipe investigates a mysterious Voice. Nonsense ensues. My first TF story! Reviews on my attempts at humour would be great. **Sunny's changed lyrics have been posted!**
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
A Mission City Outtake by Erin Primette reviews
Takes place during the 2007 Bayverse film. This is just a humorous scenario between Megatron and Sam Witwicky. Megsy doesn't know that Sam has some not-so-nasty tricks up his sleeve! Has some cracktastical crap.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bumblebee's pranks by Sawyer Kanaii reviews
Here are some of the funniest pranks Bumblebee has ever done!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Bumblebee
Nothing but a Lie by moonlightbeam305 reviews
"Trust?" Prowl said bitingly, "Trust is nothing but a lie. You should learn that lesson, Jazz, learn it before you learned it the same way I did."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Fish by TacticianZephine reviews
Prowl's office is filled with fish, and everyone wants to know who and why.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Prowl - Complete
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Guidelines for living with Devastator by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Once again, another set of Rules! Devastator may be frigthening but he's friendly..ish. With this set of rules, it should make it much easier to get along with him. Review's will be love and stuff!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Devastator
Fun With Sunny and Sides by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Post ROTF. Your favorite Twins are here to stay...well, between their private quarters, Ratchet's medical wing, other bot's private quarters, blowing up stuff, making femmes mad and...you get the point.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime
A Winter to Remember by Jaacs McHenry reviews
Joint-fic with xxIronhideForeverxx. Firefly and Jaacs are at base with skating and winter hijinks! Hilarity and surprising ending! Enjoy, peeps!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Christmas with Giant Alien Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Everyone at NEST celebrates Christmas...but the Autobots need some help celebrating! Here is a simple set of rules to help everyone celebrate in peace and harmony!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
D In a Box by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sam is trying to decide what to give Mikeala for their anniversary when he's sent a Youtube video that gives him a rather...horrible idea. However, before he can talk himself out of it, Tai's at his side, talking him into it. Will Mikeala enjoy it?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
I feel floaty! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
We've all been to the dentist...especially for those darn wisdom teeth...well, see the Autobot's reaction to a certain someone getting there's removed...plenty of confusion, for sure...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
91 Cents to a Million Friendship by serindarkwolf19 reviews
Dawn Adams hates her life, her job, living with her jerk of a stepfather, and she's despised at school. And then she meets an unusual driver of a Corvette Stingray and everything changes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,378 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sideswipe - Complete
I Tripped by TacticianZephine reviews
Partially inspired by "A Child Called It", this is a peek at Prowl's tragic past. There IS abuse and suicide in this fic. DO NOT READ IF EASILY TRIGGERED! I don't want to make anyone cry from not being prepared, so I'M WARNING YOU NOW
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Rules of the Ark by Kirii reviews
Prowl has decided it is high-time for a few rules around the Ark. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Prowl
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Deadpool's Awesome Fanfiction by Emeraldjewel reviews
The merc with a mouth, in his usual awareness of the continuity, realizes that he is in a fanfiction and decides to correct some common issues with the medium.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 128 - Published: 11/24/2009
Vertigo by lady-warrioress reviews
TFA universe: Set a little after Megatron Rising: Prowls brief encounter with a new threat to Detroit leads up to a domino affect. He soon discovers silence and self decipline won't be enough to save him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,560 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Prowl - Complete
Meet the cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been six months since the battle of Mission city. Sam Witwicky thinks everything will settle down just for a while but how wrong he was...especially since his cousin comes to town. Not to mention she has secrets of her own. Jazz/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,502 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Complaints by The One Called Demetra reviews
The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Happy Holidays, Prowlie Claus by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides pull a prank on a recharging Prowl, in retaliation of a prank pulled on Sunny. A side piece from my story 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Gifts and Bargains by Galenfea reviews
On the day before the twins’ begetting day, Erestor and Glorfindel discuss the gifts they intend to give them, and Glorfindel hatches a plan to cure Erestor of his most ludicrous fear. Unfortunately, it involves paperwork.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Rule Number 35 by MoonRose91 reviews
35. No parking in designated illegal tow zones, allowing yourself to be towed then breaking free and racing down the road the wrong direction. *Jazz, Sunny, Sides and Hound.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Jazz - Complete
The Locker Room Prank by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, better known as the Twins, have always been known for their pranking abilities. Why does Ratchet have a grudge against them? Lets go back in time to some of their first noteworthy practical jokes, shall we.. Is updated randomly.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sideswipe, Ratchet
Cooking With Barricade by Arctic Banana reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Bird's the Word by Arctic Banana reviews
While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brawl/Devastator - Complete
Forged In Hell by Thing With No Talent reviews
G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
Silent Hill: The Unmaker's Pit by DarkAngelLillith reviews
A team of Autobots is rescued after two years of their disappearance. They are not the mechs they used to be. Where were they? What happened to them while they were there? Warning: Character deaths
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Like a Brother by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated: A quick little look into the softer side of Bumblebee and Prowl's relationship. NOT SLASH. COMPLETED.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Bumblebee, Prowl - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Absolutely ImPerfect by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TF:A Semi-prequel to "Puppet". Prowl's teen life learning the art of Circuit-Su starts to stress him out, and his past memories aren't making things easier. Rated M for self-injury and some language. Do not read if easily triggered.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,527 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Prowl - Complete
Puppet by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated. Megatron is bored, and holds Ratchet hostage while unleashing a puppet of the medic into the Autobot base, and Bumblebee becomes Megatron's main target. It get violent at Chapter Seven. Don't read if triggered easily. Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,375 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Road Trip by ridesandruns reviews
Four people, one dog and all the snark you can fit in a minivan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Cyclops, Wolverine - Complete
To Face the Wolf by Maglor's finch reviews
In the Hogwarts dungeons, Snape finds a mysterious, badly wounded stranger. He appears to be bitten by a werewolf. What happened? Timeframe: Prisoner of Azkaban. Crossover with Tolkien's Silmarillion. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,497 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
We don't say 'Elves' by Galenfea reviews
Dr. Jayne Ashwood thought her day couldn't get any worse, until 7 elflords with 13 hands between them burst into her son's classroom, and she is struck with the awful realisation that she's the only person who knows who they are. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Thus Fell by Kielle reviews
They say your life flashes before your eyes... A brief tale of Fingon.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Code Name Angel reviews
Navigating the "normal" world is hard on young mutants, whether their mutations are obvious or not. And when some of the more powerful mutants happen to be out to destroy the world, things get a lot more complicated. Angel/OC eventually.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Angel, OC
Diabolus Ex Machina reviews
Special Operations isn't an easy field to work in sometimes. Prowl/Riella. Rated for violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Prowl
You Think It's Coincidence reviews
But your computer problems have a much more sinister origin. Short one-shot inspired by my technology issues.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17 - Soundwave - Complete
To Protect And Heal reviews
Ratchet's daughter is the youngest member of Team Prime. How will she handle Megatron's return and the events that follow? OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 49,315 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ratchet
Peripheral Vision reviews
An invisible ally has been helping the Autobots...and it's not Mirage. What secrets has the former noble been hiding? OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Mirage
Fatalis reviews
Rodimus has crossed the wrong pair of females: Riella and Ember. Neither are too fond of the Second-In-Command to begin with, and now they are plotting to eliminate the irritant in their lives. Co-written by T'Reilani and TacticianZephine.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Rodimus Prime
Broken reviews
Riella's departure from the team has shaken everyone to the core – including her. Eventual Prowl/Riella. Sequel to "Fragile".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,933 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Prowl, Blackarachnia
Standing At The Mouth Of Hell reviews
Transformers Prime/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Chromia's solo mission to Sunnydale, California doesn't go as planned… On hiatus until further notice.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Buffy S., Chromia
Cybernetic Queen reviews
Shattered Glass. A power-hungry Autobot initiates a relationship with Optimus Prime, hoping to take over as leader, or at least gain enough of his trust to influence his decisions. But…could those be actual feelings she has for him? Rated for sex and lots of violence; avoid if this is not your cup of tea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Optimus Prime, Mirage
Life on the NEST Base: Stories, Regulations, and Incidents reviews
As compiled by Riella. Features heavy OC involvement, including Prowl/Riella and Jazz/Tai pairings. Also references Ironhide/Chromia and hints at Sideswipe/Arcee. And most of it is pure crack.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 33,846 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011
Metroid: Primal reviews
Suddenly, the bone-crushing darkness surrounded me, and one command took over my mind. KILL.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Samus A.
She Is Not One Of Us: Road Rage's Story reviews
Fragile-verse. This is how Road Rage learned she was different. It's also a look at what telepaths who integrate into normal society face, in this universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
I Know A Little Girl Who Can Walk Through Walls reviews
What happens when you combine two bored technorganics, an X-Men comic book, and Wheeljack with too much time on his servos? Read on to find out. Gift fic for Tatyana Witwicky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Transformers: Operation Earth reviews
The Autobots adjust to life on Earth. Sequel to Transformers: Technorganic. Slight Prowl/OC, some vague elements from "Star Trek".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Night of the Pranksters reviews
Bumblebee suggests a movie night – with horror movies. Unfortunately for him, they're a little scarier than he imagined…in fact, Ratchet and Riella are the only ones unaffected. And they've decided to ensure that none of the others ever suggest this again. Will the Autobot team survive the repercussions?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ratchet, Prowl - Complete
Who You'd Be Today reviews
Riella's mother has a side to the story, too. Vulcan or not, she misses her daughter. Introspective, companion to What Doesn't Kill You from T'Pren's point of view.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Prowl Is Not Alright reviews
Someone has been messing with Prowl's database...can Riella and Ironhide stop them? Warning: crack fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Ironhide, Skids
Flight Pattern reviews
Autobot and Decepticon fliers have always been enemies. But could two younglings change that? OCs.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
Fragile reviews
There is a sixth member of the space bridge repair crew - unfortunately, her secrets aren't exactly conducive to teamwork. Alternate universe, includes OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,899 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Prowl - Complete
Love Will Find A Way reviews
Interspecies romance is complicated sometimes. Movieverse Prowl/Riella.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
Not What I Meant reviews
Telepathy is not a blessing, disguised or otherwise. But it makes for some very interesting interactions. A collection of one-shots set in the "Fragile" universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Prowl
She Lives In You reviews
Optimus Prime misses his sparkmate, Elita One. Request fic for Tatyana Witwicky.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Healer's Love reviews
"Jackie, you glitch," she murmured affectionately, running her slender fingers across the back of his limp servo. "When are you going to learn that there are some fights you just can't win?" Gift fic for Blitz-Krazi-1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
Boredom Can Be A Health Hazard reviews
Tai is bored. The door says Keep Out. She really should have listened. Gift fic for Tatyana Witwicky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You reviews
Riella has never regretted choosing Cybertron over Vulcan, but memories of her desert home still linger. Introspective one-shot featuring my OC.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
When A Door Is Closed reviews
...don't open it. Unfortunately, Agent Galloway has to learn this the hard way. Prowl/Riella pairing; rated T for suggestive content and language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Prowl, Galloway - Complete
Showdown reviews
What happens when an Autobot femme medic and KnockOut end up in the same medbay? Nothing friendly, or even civil. OC-focused; companion piece to "To Protect And Heal".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Optimus Prime, Knock Out - Complete
Don't Sleep On The Job reviews
Will falls asleep while watching the kids. Hilarity ensues. Now has a new chapter with Riella and Tai!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabelle L., W. Lennox
Expecting the Unexpected reviews
Riella has survived this before, but will the rest of NEST? Currently being edited - check for recent changes.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Against A BloodRed Sky reviews
Two young fliers grow up in Kaon, and choose their side of the war. OC-centric, but will include canon characters. Rating may go up with successive chapters. On hiatus until further notice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011
Aftermath reviews
Why did Ratchet live through the loss of his sparkmate? The answer is two words: His promise. Includes one small OC and a could-be-canon-but-isn't pairing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Interviews with Autobots reviews
I interview the Autobots! Humor, includes OCs. On hiatus until further notice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Prowl
The Results of Highgrade reviews
Ratchet slaps Fireflight with a fish for going out with Bluestreak. Yes, really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ratchet, Fireflight - Complete
And the purpose of this is? reviews
Riella and the twins learn about Halloween. One-shot, in celebration of the holiday.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sideswipe - Complete
Transformers: Technorganic reviews
A technorganic and her bondmate come to Earth with the Autobots. The events that unfold will change their lives forever. A rewrite of the movie that includes my OC. Slight Prowl/OC, some very vague elements from "Star Trek".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
The Test reviews
Riella and Prowl take a Mary Sue test. One-shot, humor. Prowl/OC.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete