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Joined 10-17-11, id: 3347253, Profile Updated: 04-10-12
Author has written 4 stories for Warriors.

Hey! I'm RainbowNinjaUnicorn but you can just call me Rainbow or Ninja or Unicorn! I've recently joined this site, so I don't have that many stories yet. I do have lots of ideas though, so that might not be true for long!

I mainly like books. I like Warriors, and most of my stories will probably be in that category. I also like Harry Potter and the Hunger Games, so I might write some stories for those too.

Update: Okay, I haven't been on in a while and I have decided to change a lot of things on my account. For a start, I have deleted the story "Leafpool and Crowfeather Together Forever?". I know that some people really liked that story, but I don't think I can keep writing it. I never thought it out properly, and it just isn't working out. The files for all the chapters are still saved on my computer, so maybe some day I might come back to it. My other stories will remain here for now. I'm going to re-write what I have of "The Unbreakable Barrier" because I think I have a good story potential there but I just haven't written it very well.


MY STORIES

Darkest Hour Spoof

Summary: Firestar is now leader of the Followers of the Awesome and Almighty King Firestar. But dark forces are on the move. Can Firestar defeat the miniature Scourge? Or will he just want to stay at home and eat cupcakes with the twig?

Progress: Complete

Love Pairings: Blue x Oak, Fire x Twig, and possibly some more that I can't remember

Darkest Hour Spoof (Redone)

Summary: This is a remake of my old version, now longer, more awesome, and hopefully more hilarious!

Progress: Incomplete

Love Pairings: Boulder x Bone

Shimmersky's Prophecy

Summary: Lightpaw thinks she is ordinary. But when her StarClan friend, Shimmerpaw, gives her a strange prophecy, she starts to doubt this. When the inevitable truth is revealed, her life is torn apart.

Progress: Incomplete

Love Pairings: None yet

The Unbreakable Barrier

Summary: I started with nothing - not even my memories. How can I hope to have a life? But then the one thing I feel connected to is cut off from me. Can love triumph over war? Or are some barriers really unbreakable? This is my story.

Progress: Incomplete

Lover Pairings: None yet


Quick! write down 12 random cats from Warriors!

1. Leafpool

2. Frostfur

3. Firestar

4. Tigerstar

5. Daisy

6. Crowfeather

7. Lionblaze

8. Sandstorm

9. Brook

10. Bluestar

11. Hollyleaf

12. Jayfeather

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfiction before? (Crowfeather, Hollyleaf)

No

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? (Tigerstar)

He quite cool, but he's too evil

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? (Jayfeather, Sandstorm)

Firestar would say "Sandstorm, why the hell are you going out with our grandson who is a medicine cat!?"

4) Do you recall any fics about nine? (Brook)

I haven't read one with Brook in it, but I'm sure there is al least one

5) Would two and six make a good couple? (Frostfur and Crowfeather)

Um... no. Just no.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten? (Daisy - Brook/Bluestar)

NEITHER

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? (Lionblaze - Frostfur/Sandstorm)

"WHAT THE HELL!?"

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. (Firestar, Bluestar)

Bluestar decides to start haunting ThunderClan giving them ominous messages. Firestar can't work them out, but they are definitely not good. What's going on?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? (Leafpool, Sandstorm)

Wrong, just wrong...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? (Lionblaze / Jayfeather)

Two Brothers, Always Together

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three? (Firestar)

Yes

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? (Hollyleaf)

No

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? (Frostfur, Tigerstar, Daisy)

Um... Tigerstar...? Maybe...?

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? (Bluestar)

OAKHEART, I LOVE YOU!!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? (Sandstorm)

Um... I have no idea.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Leafpool, Crowfeather, Jayfeather)

Warning: three horrible cats appear in this - a cat who feels too sorry for herself, a cat who hates everyone in ThunderClan and a blind idiot.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? (Bluestar, Frostfur)

How about: "Why am I doing this?"

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Leafpool and Sandstorm are in a happy relationship until Daisy runs off with Brook. After Sandstorm dumps Leafpool for Jayfeather, Crowfeather gets upset and retaliates by dating Jayfeather. Alone and broken-hearted, Leafpool travels in search of a friend. Finally, Leafpool meets Tigerstar and Lionblaze. The three loners meet Bluestar, who tells each of them to look for love. Tigerstar finds Firestar, Lionblaze gets Hollyleaf, but now Leafpool is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Crowfeather and Frostfur!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Confusion of Love

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Romantic, Humorous

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

Frostfur!? AGH!!!


List your 10 favorite Warrior cats.

1: Lionblaze

2: Greystripe

3: Hollyleaf

4: Jayfeather

5: Bluestar

6: Leafpool

7: Spottedleaf

8: Crowfeather

9: Lionheart

10: Squirrelflight

1)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing? (Bluestar, Hollyleaf)

NO WAY

2)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4? (Lionheart - Leafpool, Jayfeather)

Definitely Leafpool.

3)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7? (Lionblaze and Squirrelflight - Spottedleaf)

Lionblaze... maybe...

4)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8. (Greystripe and Crowfeather)

I am already freaked out.

5)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out? (Spottedleaf - Bluestar, Squirrelflight)

"Bluestar, I didn't know you were gay..."

6)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3? (Jayfeather, Crowfeather, Hollyleaf)

He wouldn't want to do either, but if forced to choose he would slap Hollyleaf.

7)Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2? (Lionblaze, Greystripe)

No, there hasn't.

8)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like? (Leafpool, Crowfeather)

Just like their real kits - Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf.

9)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7? (Jayfeather, Spottedleaf)

"Hey, we're both medicine cats, so we'd both be breaking the Warrior Code if we went out with someone. Wanna go out anyway?"


Pick ten of your own story Characters (You can be included) in any order. From Shimmersky's Prophecy (with their warrior names)

1. Ratheart

2. Lightshine

3. Clawfang

4. Emberstar

5. Proudclaw

6. Duskflower

7. Shadeflower

8. Tigerblaze

9. Icefrost

10. Russetface

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Tigerblaze walks into Russetface changing.

Tigerblaze: AGH! *covers eyes*

Russetface: What the hell? Are you gay or something?

Tigerblaze: No!

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Clawfang and Emberstar are fighting, but then Duskflower comes in and brings them togerther as a couple.

Clawfang: Emberstar, you are a rubbish leader!

Emberstar: Hey! No one insults me!

Duskflower: Guys, stop fighting please.

Clawfang: I love you! *hugs Emberstar*

Emberstar: I love you too! *hugs Clawfang back*

Duskflower: What? Emberstar, HELLO! This is your MATE standing here!!

Emberstar: *gulps* Oh dear. *runs for his life*

Duskflower: *pursues*

Clawfang: ...

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Proudclaw and Icefrost are talking when Shadeflower runs in yelling "I love Ratheart!"

Icefrost: Hey Proudclaw.

Proudclaw: Do not talk to me. You are weak like your father and I do not wish to be in your presence.

Icefrost: *too scared to make a comment*

Shadeflower: I LOVE RATHEART!

Icefrost: Of course you do. He's your dad.

Proudclaw: Ratheart is almost as awesome as me, 'cause he's my bro.

Icefrost: My father is your brother too.

Proudclaw: Shut up.

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Russetface and Lightshine are fighting when Shadeflower flies in screaming "Super Shadeflower!"

Russetface: You were such a rubbish apprentice! *claws Lightshine*

Lightshine: YOU were such a rubbish mentor! *claws him back*

Shadeflower: SUPER SHADEFLOWER!

Russetface: O_O

Lightshine: O_O

Russetface: Why were we fighting again?

Lightshine: I have no idea.

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Russetface kills Emberstar? Actually, that kind of makes sense...

Russetface: You stole my mother!

Emberstar: Come on! We both know she was stupid to fall in love with a rogue!

Russetface: This 'rogue' that you speak of is my father! Any last words?

Emberstar: Um... Tell the clan that I have decided to change the deputy. Snowflower won't succeed me. I want the new deputy to be... Russetface! *prays that Russetface will be so flattered he will decide not to kill him*

Russetface: Awesome! Thanks! *kills Emberstar*

6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten come to watch. What happens?

Ratheart, Lightshine, Clawfang, Emberstar, and Proudclaw are fighting when Duskflower, Shadeflower, Tigerblaze, Icefrost, and Russetface come to watch.

Lightshine: I will claw any mean cat! *claws every cat besides Emberstar*

Ratheart: Grr to Lightshine. *claws Lightshine*

Proudclaw: Grr to Lightshine. *claws Lightshine*

Clawfang: Hey Emberstar? Remember how we were fighting and then we were all lovey-dovey? Well I've just remembered what we were fighting about. Die rubbish leader! *claws Emberstar*

Emberstar: Die random cats! *claws random cats*

Shadeflower: GO LIGHTSHINE!

Icefrost: GO LIGHTSHINE!

Duskflower: Come on Emberstar!

Russetface: Mother, remember Mottlepelt, my father? Remember how you him MORE than Emberstar?

Duskflower: Mottlepelt is dead, Russetface. Have you forgotten that? GO EMBERSTAR!!!

Russetface: ...

Tigerblaze: Ha! What a fail...


1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order!

1. Jayfeather

2. Lionblaze

3. Greystripe

4. Leafpool

5. Sandstorm

2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Jaypool - it sounds like a cool name.

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Lionstripe - for a golden tabby, yes.

4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Sandblaze - no, I wouldn't, because it sounds okay.

5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Jaystorm - Adventure maybe?

6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Blazefeather and Greysand - um... Blazing Sandstorms? Idk...

7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clan from dogs?

Feathergrey - When danger befalls ThunderClan the grey feathers will protect them from harm.

8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Poolblaze - a blue-grey tom with amber eyes.

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Greyjay - they are a consistent chatterbox (I don't know where I got that idea from...)

10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?

Jaypool - probably, yes.


Least favorite Warrior characters:

1. Ashfur

2. Daisy

3. Hawkfrost

4. Breezepelt

5. Nightcloud

6. Sol

7. Purdy

8. Berrynose

9. Leopardstar

10. Onestar

11. Mudclaw

12. Firestar

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Sol, Hawkfrost)

No to both.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Breezepelt)

He has gained his mother's ugliness. He is not hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Firestar, Berrynose)

That isn't even POSSIBLE.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Leopardstar)

No.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Daisy, Sol)

Well, Daisy would probably be so thick she would lap up everything Sol said, but Sol wouldn't be interested in her at all. So no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Nightcloud - Leopardstar, Onestar)

Nightcloud and Onestar - they might actually make a good couple.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve * *? (Purdy, Daisy, Firestar)

He would probably start telling them a horrifying story from when he used to do that.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Hawkfrost, Onestar)

Hawkfrost failed to kill Onestar the first time, but no he has been given a second chance.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Ashfur, Berrynose)

HELL NO.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Purdy, Firestar)

A Story to Calm Flames

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? (Hawkfrost)

I don't think so...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Mudclaw)

No.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Daisy, Breezepelt, Nightcloud)

Maybe just Breezepelt and Nightcloud...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Berrynose)

I don't know, but any song called "I think I'm the best in the world" should do the trick.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Ashfur, Sol, Firestar)

Warning: idk...

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Nightcloud)

NEVER.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

"Ashfur and Purdy (WTF!) are in a happy relationship until Leopardstar runs off with Breezepelt. Ashfur, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Mudclaw and a brief unhappy affair with Firestar, then follows the wise advice of Nightcloud (AS IF!) and finds true love with Hawkfrost." Most of this doesn't make sense. Ashfur would never have a relationship with neither Purdy (who would want to be around him?) and Firestar (he tried to kill him). And Nightcloud would NEVER give any wise advice.


1: Real Name: Lisa

2.Your nobody name (take all the letters of your first name,mix them around and put an"x" where you think it should go): Axsil

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Lisizzle

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav.animal): Blue Wolf

5.Your Soap Oprah name(your middle name and the street you live on): Cuduthel (I have no middle name)

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): Hasli

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink): Greenoasis

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): Don't know...

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): BlackSasha


What's Your Warrior Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the first half of your least favorite character):

Lionash - doesn't sound very evil...

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.):

Neblozail - weird.

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Wolfdark - cool

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Oceanbreeze (RiverClan + WindClan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

Cheese - LOL


Write down 15 random cats from Warriors!

1. Briarlight

2. Hollyleaf

3. Firestar

4. Squirrelflight

5. Jayfeather

6. Crowfeather

7. Tigerheart

8. Half Moon

9. Ivypool

10. Hawkfrost

11. Dovewing

12. Lionblaze

13. Tigerstar

14. Nightcloud

15. Leafpool

1. If (7) and (14) started dating, what would (1) think? (Tigerheart, Nightcloud - Briarlight)

"Wow. For once it isn't ThunderClan who isn't involved with forbidden love."

2. Would (3) rather make out with (10) or kill (5)? (Firestar - Hawkfrost, Jayfeather)

Well, we all know that Firestar is secretly gay, sooooo... ;D

3. What would you think of a cat called (4's first name)(13's second name)? (Squirreflight, Tigerstar)

Squirrelstar - looks like someone favoured their daughter *COUGH* Firestar *COUGH*

4. What would kits between (2) and (15) look like? (Hollyleaf, Leafpool)

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and a half

5. What would (6) do if (9) and (12) started fighting over (8)? (Crowfeather - Ivypool, Lionblaze - Half Moon)

He'd say "Of course ThunderClan cats would- wait, who is she actually?"

6. If he/she wanted to, how would (4) make (10) and (7) hate each other? (Squirrelflight - Hawkfrost, Tigerheart)

She would do something astonishing and amazing. She would tell the truth. (to Tigerheart)

7. What prank would (9) play on (14)? (Ivypool, Nightcloud)

She would trick Nightcloud into leaving the clans and never returning by telling her that Crowfeather had run off back to the old forest with Leafpool. Then everyone will be happy.

8. Who would win in a fight: (1) or (15)? (Briarlight, Leafpool)

I think the answer is very obvious.

9. If (8) and (13) were leaders of different Clans, would they hate each other or make an alliance? (Half Moon, Tigerstar)

Tigerstar would attempt to make and alliance so that he would be able to control both clans, but Half Moon knows better because Jayfeather would've told her about what he did.

10. What would (15) do if he/she wanted (2), (5), (11) and (10) to fight over him/her? (Leafpool - Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, Dovewing and Hawkfrost)

For a start, she wouldn't do that with Hollyleaf and Jayfeather cause (SPOILERS) they're her kids. But with Dovewing and Hawkfrost she would only need to do one simple thing which she is very good at: lie.

11. If (5) was abducted by aliens, how would (13) suggest saving him/her? (Jayfeather, Tigerstar)

He wouldn't save him.

12. How would (2) go about stealing a prized possession from (15)? (Hollyleaf, Leafpool)

She would quite happily murder Crowfeather, and whilst Leafpool grieves she would steal it.

13. What would (4) do if he/she wanted a pet chihuahua? (Squirrelflight)

She would go to a house where there was a chihuahua. Then she would imitate a squirrel to lure the dog out, before stealing it.

14. If (9) wanted to choose a special place for a date with (11) where would he/she pick? (Ivypool, Dovewing)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and a half

15. How would (7) die? If he/she is already dead, make up your own way. (Tigerheart)

Hm... a tree should fall on him, because he is frankly quite annoying.

16. What would (6) do if he/she ruled the world? (Crowfeather)

Well for a start he would dispose of Nightcloud and Breezepelt. Then he would declare his love for Leafpool (which everyone knows he has always had). Afterwards he would make himself King with Leafpool as Queen, and give Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf very high ranks. Everyone else would be slaves.

17. What is (3)'s favourite thing to do when he/she is alone? (Firestar)

Fantasise about a relationship with Greystripe.

18. What would (8) do if (12) died? (Half Moon, Lionblaze)

She would help Jayfeather through his pain.

19. (3) and (1) are on a lovely honeymoon when they are interrupted by (6) burning down their house. (11) arrests (10) for the crime and puts him/her in a cell with (14). Meanwhile (3) is dead so (1) gets stuck in a love triangle with (13) and (7) before stealing (4)'s car and trying to commit suicide. (5) tries to stop him/her but (1) doesn't listen and tries to drive off a cliff next to (12)'s house. (1) takes a wrong turn and drives through a prison, killing (10), (14) and (9) in the accident. (2) cries and tries to kill (1) but (12) stops him/her and punches them both in the face for being such idiots. (15) and (8) randomly decide to join in the fight and beat up (12). (11) arrests them all and they live happily ever after.

Firestar and Briarlight are on a lovely honeymoon (WHAT!?) when they are interrupted by Crowfeather burning down their house (Nightcloud must've finally been too much). Dovewing arrests Hawkfrost for the crime and puts him in a cell with Nightcloud (poor Hawkfrost). Meanwhile Firestar is dead (FINALLY) so Briarlight gets stuck in a love triangle with Tigerstar and Tigerheart (she must like tigers) before stealing Squirrelflight's car and trying to commit suicide (nooooo). Jayfeather tries to stop her (good medicine cat) but Briarlight doesn't listen and tries to drive off a cliff next to Lionblaze's house. Briarlight takes a wrong turn and drive through a prison, killing Hawkfrost (yes!), Nightcloud (double yes!) and Ivypool (aw...) in the accident. Hollyleaf cries and tries to kill Briarlight (always killing...) but Lionblaze stops her and punches them both in the face for being such idiots (lolz). Leafpool and Half Moon randomly decide to join in the fight and beat up Lionblaze (HOW!?). Dovewing arrests them all and they live happily ever after.

20. That's it. Oh, and (14) stole your nose. (Nightcloud)

That's the FINAL straw! *loads machine gun*


How to annoy someone

1. Shout out random numbers when they're counting.

2. Arrange to see them on April 31st.

3. Ask if you can borrow their pen to chew.

4. Tell them that you exist only in their imagination.

5. Drum on anything you can find and every available surface.

6. Pretend to wipe spit of your face whenever they talk.

7. Learn Morse Code and only speak in dots and dashes.

8. Whistle in their ear. If they ask you to stop, burp in their ear.

9. Finish every sentence with the words "As only a true poet could say."

10. Never make eye contact. Alternatively, never break eye contact.

11. Speak only in a robot voice.

12. Only say "I wouldn't expect you to under stand."

13. Shout the word "Boring!!" every time they start to talk.

14. Point ant their knees and say "Hmm, interesting."

15. Point a remote control at them and press the stop button when they start to talk.

16. Repeat everything they say adding "echo" at the end.

17. Don't reply. Just keep handing them pieces of string saying "I am Spider-Man".

18. Ask " Do you hear that?" if they say "What?" say "Never mind. It's gone now."

19. When they are talking to you, stare at a certain spot on their face and look shocked or puzzled


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Knight of the Shadows by PurpleVNeck reviews
As the Dark Forest grows stronger, Sootclaw and Dawnpaw must learn to control their powers if they want to save their Clans. Meanwhile, new arrivals threaten to tear ThunderClan apart. Battles will be fought, blood will be shed, and darkness will reign.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 156,770 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Merlin Emrys by A Flame By Any Other Name reviews
A bad day for Arthur takes a turn for the worse when he and Merlin meet a sorcerer. However, it seems the sorcerer means no harm, and only has a message to deliver. Something along the lines of "an army of sorcerers marching on Camelot"...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,236 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Look at Me Now by Zayami reviews
Bad things happen to people right? Like lose your job or fail a class. And I'm wondering why this couldn't have happened to me. Instead I got the worst of it. I became an entirely different species. Complete
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,353 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Graystripe's New Beginning by xXxRavenXDameonxXx reviews
What would have happened if Graystripe had really stayed and became a loyal RiverClan warrior? Would he be happy? And maybe even learn to love again...?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Graystripe - Complete
Rumour Has It by A Flame By Any Other Name reviews
A oneshot inspired by Adele's song 'Rumour Has It'. My first Merthur fanfiction, so I hope it comes across ok. Rated T just to be on the safe side. EDIT: Recently reduced to one chapter (I felt it was better that way)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
To Bear a Curse by Dawn-of-the-Wolf reviews
The war rages on. Battles are fought frequently. Deaths are reported at every Gathering. StarClan have a plan to stop it once and for all, but what must they sacrifice in order to succeed?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012
Pawn of the Stars by PurpleVNeck reviews
Dawnpaw is a new apprentice of ThunderClan, at odds with her uncaring mentor. Sootpaw is an arrogant apprentice of ShadowClan. When they find their minds inexplicably linked, the pair must question all they hold to be true, including StarClan themselves.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,325 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Starry Skies, Book Three: Tree Of Life by Praise You In The Storm reviews
There are rumors going around the valley the Clans have arrived at. Fights begin to break out, and soon the Clans are forced to question whether the territory is safe. Full Summary inside. Sequel to Across The Lake.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
I Look Down From the Stars by veritableironrose reviews
They walk the stars above; ever watching, ever waiting. ( abandoned. )
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011
Null by The Wrath of Confidential Ness reviews
The battle is brewing between StarClan and the Dark Forest. The kit who was taken over by Cinderpelt's reincarnated soul has been born into a corrupt, fake StarClan. No cat, be they alive or dead or something in between, will escape unscathed. Please R&R
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,884 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011
Starry Skies, Book Two: Across the Lake by Praise You In The Storm reviews
The Clans have formed an alliance that will help them with their journey across the lake. But they soon begin to discover that loyalties are being tested within...full summary inside. Sequel to Blazing Heart.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,326 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Complete
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by 123PurpleCorn reviews
Just a Songfic about Scourge, it's about the battle about fourtrees, well, half of it anyways XD...JUST READ IT PLZ!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Scourge
Starry Skies, Book One: Blazing Heart by Praise You In The Storm reviews
A season has passed since the battle against the Dark Forest. When Cinderheart gives birth to Lionblaze's kits, he realizes that trouble will soon follow. Little does he realize that these kits are the future of ThunderClan.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,071 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Cinderheart, Lionblaze - Complete
By the Toe by The Antic Repartee reviews
Ruffnut Thorston knew three things about Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: 1. He was fun to look at, 2. He needed to be caged, and 3. He was hiding something that she didn't really care about. Crushes, plans, and suspicions ahead! The UNtelling of the movie. Minor Ruffcup. Minor Hiccstrid. Canon compliant.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,821 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ruffnut, Astrid, Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
The Lion and the Willow by Rain's Song reviews
Young Lionkit meets a new friend, Willow. She is older and looks a lot like a warrior. But something's wrong. Lionkit is the only one who can even see her. Hollykit and Squirrelflight act like it's all just a game, but is it? Who is Willow, really?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Lionblaze - Complete
Colors by Aroeheart reviews
***discontinued*** Adderpaw philosophizes about colors. Self-reflection ensues.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011
Blood Kin by Praise You In The Storm reviews
She is his daughter. The daughter of an assassin. Why than does she wish to join WindClan, if she has chosen the path of her father?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,539 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
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Darkest Hour Spoof REDONE reviews
This is a remake of my old version, now longer, more awesome, and hopefully more hilarious! Please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Firestar, Tigerstar
Shimmersky's Prophecy reviews
Lightpaw thinks she is ordinary. But when her StarClan friend, Shimmerpaw, gives her a strange prophecy, she starts to doubt this. When the inevitable truth is revealed, her life is torn apart. Rated T for violence and death in later chapters.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011
The Unbreakable Barrier reviews
I started with nothing - not even my memories. How can I hope to have a life? But then the one thing I feel connected to is cut off from me. Can love triumph over war? Or are some barriers really unbreakable? This is my story. Please R&R.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011
Darkest Hour SPOOF reviews
Firestar is now leader of the Followers of the Awesome and Almighty King Firestar. But dark forces are on the move. Can Firestar defeat the miniature Scourge? Or will he just want to stay at home and eat cupcakes with the twig? Find out inside...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Firestar - Complete